Welcome to the saga of the working-class adventurer! Enjoy the complete story with new annotations daily!
Atomic Robo
Brian Clevinger, Scott Wegener
The robot punches monsters and bad robots and one time he was a cowboy.
Star Impact
Jack McGee
A young, energetic woman fights her way up in the world of super-powered boxing after discovering the mighty gloves of her missing idol!
Sister Claire
Yamino
In the troubled aftermath of a great war between Witches and her fellow Nuns, novice Sister Claire just wants a purpose.
Hazy London
Scotty
A story about messy relationships. From friendly foes to crazy families. Nothing is black and white, just full of color. But, all colors can get a little hazy...
Cut Time
Juby
Rel and her trusty avian friend Fugue are on a quest to save a world that's lost track of time. Follow them and their new recruits, in a story written with help from the stars.
The Witch Door
Anni K.
Katariina Lehto discovers her neighbor is a witch called Jousia Muotka. Jousia introduces Katariina to the strange people and places beyond the witch door...
Fireweeds Moors
Gato Iberico
A cat-headed man and a girl with a sandwich hankering accidentally end up in a myth-infused country where magic chalices are a really big thing.
Sufficiently Remarkable
Maki Naro
Two young women living in Brooklyn discover that you're always coming of age.
Anarchy Dreamers
Emily Ree
Sparkly undead kids fight society's worst Nightmares in this pastel-punk urban fantasy coming-of-age!
The Lonely Vincent Bellingham
Diana Huh
Vincent is an unkind man looking to disappear, and finds himself in the care of a vampire and her two wicked children.
Never Satisfied
Taylor Robin
Lucy Marlowe, a magician's apprentice, competes against other apprentices for an important, magical, Goverment Job.
Empowered
Adam Warren
A sexy superhero comedy (except when it isn't) about the never-ending struggles of a plucky but very unlucky young superheroine.
Lilith's Word
inkPangur
If you had the power to make any wish come true using just one word, what would you say?
Monsterkind
Taylor C
Wallace Foster, a young, bright-eyed human social worker, has his entire world view rocked when he's suddenly relocated into a city primarily inhabited by monsters.
Nerf Now!!
Josué Pereira
A cute webcomic about fanservice, video games, and... love. Mostly video games, though.
Ghost Junk Sickness
Studio CARTRIDGE, Laura Lee
Two hunters try to survive and end up being pushed to pursue a deadly bounty dubbed "The Ghost".
The Sanity Circus
Windy
Magic, monsters and mysteries await in the odd city of Sanity. It's up to Attley and a colorful group of characters to find out just what is going on.
El Goonish Shive
Dan Shive
WARNING: This comic often ignores the Laws of Physics
Paranatural
Zack Morrison
Superpowered middle schoolers fight evil spirits in their rural hometown. Come for the jokes, stay for the cast, the creatures, and the mystery that ties them all together!
Devil's Candy
Rem, Bikkuri
A lush fantasy about boy genius Kazu Decker, the girl he constructed for his 9th grade science project, and the world of devils and monsters they live in.
Stand Still, Stay Silent
Minna Sundberg
A few generations after the end of the world, a small, poorly financed research crew is sent out to rediscover whatever is left of the forbidden old world in the south.
Sam & Fuzzy
Sam Logan
Troubled by gangster rodents, lovesick vampire stalkers, or confused ninja assassins? Don't panic! Sam and Fuzzy are here to help. (For a reasonable fee.)
Go Get a Roomie
Clover
Experience the queer journey of an upbeat hippie and the friendships she makes along the way! A tale of self-discovery and love of many forms.
Girl Genius
Phil Foglio, Kaja Foglio
In a time when the Industrial Revolution has become an all-out war, Mad Science rules the World...with mixed success.
Wychwood
Varethane
When Tiara's pyrokinesis is finally noticed, she is captured by a magical research organization for study. If she cooperates, she could be helping to save humanity from a dire threat - but can she trust them?
Wilde Life
Pascalle Lepas
Oscar decided to rent an old haunted house, and that's when things got weird...
Kiwi Blitz
Mary Cagle (Cube Watermelon)
Steffi thinks she can use her kiwi mech to become a superhero. This idea turns out to be very stupid.
Awaken
Koti Saavedra/Flipfloppery
Superpowers, monsters and conspiracies. Piras, the spoiled Dameschi heir, fights to recover his identity after becoming a terrorist!
Tigress Queen
Allison Shaw
A barbarian warlord and a pampered prince try to avoid a marriage alliance that could end decades of violence.
The End
August Brown, Cory Brown
Two aliens crash a sci-fi convention and accidentally take seven nerds on an adventure that spans the galaxy!
Love Not Found
Gina Biggs
Abeille is on a quest to find someone who wants to do it the old-fashioned way in a time when touching has become outdated.
Astral Aves
Moon Cabal
A fantasy coming-of-age following the adventures of Astra The Black and friends, as they navigate the mysterious world around them. It's politics, adventure, and the supernatural; oh, and crazy hair.
The Automan's Daughter
Mike Stamm
Aisha Osman and her uncle Siddig outwit bikers, spies and kidnappers while gearing up for a showdown with the formidable Widowmaker mecha.
Cassiopeia Quinn
Gunwild, Psudonym
A cute, pantsless thief is pursued across the stars by a buttoned-up military officer in the spacey, laser-filled future.
This is Not Fiction
Nicole Mannino
What do you do when the person you're in-love with is an anonymous romance novelist? Get your best friend to hire your worst enemy for help!
Monster Pulse
Magnolia Porter Siddell
Four kids run afoul of a creepy secret organization's experiments, which turn their body parts into fighting monsters. Part sentimental coming-of-age story, part monster-training shonen manga, with just a bit of sci-fi body horror.
Cyanide & Happiness
Explosm
Satire, dark humor and surreal humor.
Alice and the Nightmare
Misha Krivanek
Alice finally attends University to learn to collect the dreams of humans, meet new friends, and deal with a pesky reflection along the way.
Knights Errant
J.R. Doyle
Wilfrid's humble quest for revenge becomes bigger and bloodier by the day.
Lighter Than Heir
Melissa Albino
A young Volant woman joins the military in an effort to upstage her war-hero father.
Widdershins
Kate Ashwin
A series of light-hearted Victorian-era adventure stories featuring grumpy bounty hunters, accidental thiefkings, and more, in England's magical capital city Widdershins!
Godslave
Meaghan Carter
Edith has been thrown into the dangerous world of modern-day Egyptian mythology. Fighting monsters and dealing with family drama of godly proportions.
Demon's Mirror
Harry Bogosian
Based loosely off of "The Snow Queen", a story by Hans Christian Andersen, we see things take a different turn as the demons become central characters, and the side characters stick around. Yup, that's the only differences. Enjoy!
Kochab
Sarah Webb
A YA F/F fantasy comic about Sonya, a lost skier trying to survive a snowy wilderness and find her way back to her village; and Kyra - a fire spirit trying to fix the home that she let fall apart around her.
Jailbird
Charlie Davis
An all-ages comic about a recently escaped prisoner's struggle to understand the outside world, and vice-versa. Also, a magic cape!
Dumbing of Age
David M Willis
Joyce has been homeschooled her entire life until now, when she's suddenly a freshman in college! Things don't go well.
Star Trip
Gisele Weaver
Jas is a human taken from her home planet on a trip across the galaxy she will never forget.
Starhammer
J.N. Monk, Harry Bogosian
A teen girl inherits a powerful alien artifact and proceeds to make a series of increasingly poor decisions
Caramel Corn
Potchimew
Sarah is the only human left in a world full of mythical creatures and monsters. All she wants to do is live a quiet life, but everything changes when she meets her guardian angel, Jacob.
Whomp!
Ronnie
A depressed, portly, hirsute anime fan stumbles through life in the ever-pursuit of chicken nuggets and other life-shortening indulgences.
Between Failures
Jackie Wohlenhaus
The low stakes adventures of an assorted group of 20 somethings trapped in the declining years of American retail. They are naughty and say lots of swears.
Goodbye to Halos
Valerie Halla
Cuddles, gay flirting, weird feelings, and magic-fueled knife fights - it's an adventure across the queer multiverse!
Real Science Adventures
Brian Clevinger
Spin off stories and other adventures from the world of Atomic Robo!
[un]Divine
Ayme
A highschool senior thought giving up his soul for a demon was a good idea. It wasn't.
BOOKMARK Click "Tag Page" to bookmark a page. When you return to the site, click "Goto Tag" to continue where you left off.
BUFFER WATCH
Comics are currently drawn and uploaded through:
To right the countless wrongs of our day, we shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise. What a wonderful world such would be…
On the one hand, Godzilla is terribly scientifically inaccurate. On the other, Godzilla never pretends to be an actual dinosaur and is instead some kind of mutation.
Yeah though that is based on classical engineering and physics.
There could be many more surprises in nature out there to delight and horrify us yet to be discovered.
That would be kind of messed up. The one time Sarah’s genuinely happy it’s just to set her up for more misery later. I prefer to think of this as a one time gag story like that time Mary was actually genuinely pleasant to people. I think there will be a funny payoff but I don’t want to see Sarah suffer just for being happy for one day in half a year.
I usually go by the rule that until we’re given new information that the status of any character will stay generally the same especially for side characters who don’t have as much development. So they’re probably still dating, although there is an argument to be made that they could’ve broken up since Mary seems to have become even more of a horrible stereotypical, hard conservative, self righteous, fundie and Peter Paul had shown to have a more positive effect or her mood that she hasn’t displayed yet. But that’s just guessing.
Novel to Movie translation. Besides no one ever called them Mongolian. Just Velociraptor, at the time both the movie and Bock were written, the classification of Velociraptor applied to several animals. They are quite clear what animal they are.
Calling the size a Utha raptor is an exaggeration, Uthas are way bigger.
However you need to understand something the animals are all hybid clones, the franchise never said otherwise.
But the feather thing, that obsession, back in the late 80 the feather thing was the aborent theory few and far between animals showed any evidence and none of the animals used for the novel.
The novel advanced the understanding of dinos as fast, hotblooded animals more avian than reptilian.
I appreciate it too, but such contribution does not have to come at the expense of the self. True compassion means to do what is best for all including the self, not instead of.
It is through play and other activities that humans learn early on how to satisfy their own needs and the needs of others simultaneously. Such a lesson is pivotal to members of any functioning society.
She’s not doing it for Sarah’s benefit. She said she prefers it when Sarah is in a better mood. Apparently, grumpy-Sarah is so hard to be around that it’s a net win for Dina to make herself feel bad just to be around happy-Sarah.
She’s not making herself sad, more annoyed, which can still be enjoyable, especially if it’s about something that not personally threatening. So, some annoyance at an entirely not personal problem, to increase a personal and close-to-home source of enjoyment, seems like it could be a net positive.
Dina. I love you but we need a chat, Aspie to Aspie. Jurassic Park is a national treasure and got people to stop thinking of T-Rex as a dude that dragged their tail on the floor.
I’m willing to forgive the original for not having feathers as that fact wasn’t widely accepted at that point but by the time Jurassic World came around we goddamn knew better and it is an absolute travesty that the dinosaur designs weren’t updated to reflect that fact.
It’s all a matter of perspective. JP got some things wrong, but it was still far more accurate than most movies before it. And as knowledge continues to advance, even the best attempts at scientific accuracy can be OTBE’d.
Sarah’s happy mood: I am in a good mood, a really good mood. Joyce is wearing those glasses and Dina is hating Jurassics.
IIIIIIII’m in a good mood, a really great mood.
Oh man, this whole finite happiness theory reminds me of an episode of Oh my Goddess, that had a little imp who had the power to reallocate happiness from one person to another. I can almost see him doing his little dance around Sarah’s head
Apart from that, what is even DoA nowadays? Has it been reset to harmless, cute, and funny? Is there another shoe waiting to drop? Are they all dead, existing in some kind of Purgatory? Are we all dead? Is it a Dark City scenario where everyone will subtly switch roles every few years? Can somebody tell me, I don’t mind if you have to kill me afterwards.
The kidnapping chapter was a season finale, and Book 10 as a whole tied up a lot of plot threads.
Book 11 has been a soft reboot / Season 2 premiere. The time skip let Willis make substantial changes and shed a decade’s worth of convolution from the ongoing plot, but that also makes things feel a little bare-bones in comparison until the new plotlines pick up steam. It took time for season 1 to build up to what it was; season 2 will find its footing.
I don’t think Oscar would fit into the cast very well, being so much older. Although sometimes Non-Traditional students have a lot to add to the classes. They don’t let them into the freshman dorms do they?
That is impressive mood-based powers. I wonder what would happen if even more people are pissy around Sarah? How strong can her schadenfreude-based powers get?
Is zero-sum happiness a cross-universal thing? Is Sarah sudden good mood a reflection of our crappy times? Is Jurassic Park really so bad? Questions, questions,…
Dina’s problem isn’t so much Jurassic Park but, rather, the legions of people who think that they know about Dinosaurs because they have seen Jurassic Park. Dina, being an enthusiast and someone with actual knowledge and who hates dealing with people like that has begun to loathe the franchise by association.
I get it now, Sarah’s a mood vampire! You know, the type where they drain people’s happiness so they get progressively happier as everybody around them gets more angry/depressed.
I wouldn’t say so. It kind of speaks to the idea that she is more used to negative environments and that people being grumpy and moody and self-centered in their bad moods is more predictable and comfortable for her due to its predictability than… actually having people be happy, thoughtful and caring, which is suspicious and likely to fall apart in serious ways.
Or that her personality kind of morphs to accommodate and balance the people in the room which there is basis for if he wanted to make that a plotline but I find it is more likely to be the former or just a joke.
You know, since the 20th I’ve been deliriously giddy with whoopee. When the orange turdbomb landed in Florida and his tiny twitter fingers began aching…
Joy!
She got better grades despite shenanigans last term and is having trouble processing she can be happy with roommates/social while still not failing? less worry about Dana? Dana vs dina. the difference is clear. vote today
You know… The more I look at it, the more I think that the last panel today is meant to be Sarah and Dina being ironic and mocking the two behavioural extremes in question.
Jurassic Park crated a generation of paleontologists.
Real paleontologist love the franchise and how it has helped them across the years and the franchise actually impulsed into popular culture the idea of dinosaurs as birds…is just the last few years that Assholes want to rewrite the past and say it was somehow bad as the franchise that was accurate in that time didn’t add feathers a thing that wasn’t even close to be agreed upon when the Novels by the defunct writer were published.
And the recent films have to maintain continuity, also most of the animals are incredibly accurate (there is no prof of feathers for most non-theropod dinosaurs to begin with)
Dina is also written by someone who really has no F idea how the Jurassic Park fandom works we love curiosity and talk about it a lot, and how now that more genetic companies could clone dinosaurs maybe some feathered animals could be introduced as well as some other ancient reptiles
Neither Dina nor the Writer know shit about the social impact the franchise had toward dinosaur and paleontology.
Just sayin’ — if you’d want to REALLY set Dina off, tell her that when Steven Spielberg re-enrolled at Cal State/Long Beach (he went back to get his BA in film-making after dropping out of their film school more than 30 years earlier), the university gave him three course credits in paleontology for making “Jurassic Park”.
However, when the school waived the requirement that a senior submit a polished 12-minute film, they passed over “Jurassic Park”, ruling that “Schindler’s List” would do.
This is true for a lot of the fandom, but it has also distorted the views of some folks who aren’t in the fandom or aren’t deep in the side that likes talking science. Hell, my brother IS into the science in it but he still gets a little huffy about feathers. And a lot of people get huffy about feathers because it isn’t like Jurassic Park. The movie did a lot of good, but it has distorted the views of a lot of folks outside the fandom and sometimes even outside the corner of the fandom that cares about looking into whether or not things are scientifically accurate.
Even if that weren’t true in real life, bear in mind Dina regularly interacts with Walky, who refuses to acknowledge scientific evidence that ruins the idea of dinosaurs being ‘sweet historical monsters’. That may be making her cranky, even though Dina herself has stated she enjoys Jurassic Park superficially (as well as other dinosaur based media like Barney).
Honestly I’m sometimes the same way when it comes to a crisis and whether I’d be panicked or not.
If I’m by myself or there are others and no-one else is panicking while something bad is happening I’m more likely to panic myself.
If someone ELSE is panicking I guess I’m like eerily calm for some reason.
I guess maybe I feel like SOMEONE has to panic in such bad situations but if that role’s been covered: alright then. No problem. We’ve got that checked off the list.
Jurassic Park pretty much ensured that no one else would ever be able to make a serious dinosaur movie. Nothing will match the feeling of seeing that brachiosaurus for the first time, the T-Rex tearing apart the vehicle, chasing another vehicle, or the flight from and fighting not-velociraptors. It’s a bar set so high and made even higher by our current standards and expectations of a movie like that that I don’t think it’ll ever be surpassed.
Hot Toys Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith 1/6 Scale Darth Vader Deluxe ($495) & Standard ($315) is up for preorder at Sideshow - shrsl.com/4wcx6 #ad
If you preorder make sure to hit the Exclusive versions since they include a commemorative plaque and cost the same.
btw if you're one of those rando bluesky weirdos who doesn't know me but sees me in the wild being sarcastic and don't know i'm being sarcastic because you haven't taken like 30 seconds to, like, maybe look at my user profile or something, keep walking, you're not going to score internet points here
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
Josh Gerstein@joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore.
theonion.com/you-can...
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908.
"You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com ⋅ 1d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
preternia @preternia.com ⋅ 10h
Josh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 1d
Pavel
@spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
Loading ...
Can you imagine
like
the ENTIRE CAMPUS getting in on this
would Sarah’s head a splode from the sheer joy
She would achieve godlike powers and make the world into a paradise.
Remember when Webby got godlike powers on Ducktails? That’s,/i> what would happen if Sarah got godlike powers that way.
Greek gods, or Gummi Be-I mean Ancients?
I mean Ancients.
no, that’s what would happen if JOYCE got godlike powers
The resulting worldwide surge in happiness would result in Sarah ushering in a millennium of terror and suffering, which would make her happy again.
To right the countless wrongs of our day, we shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise. What a wonderful world such would be…
aaarh. Red Pin! Red Pin! Back to shibuya with you.
Mary being in a bad mood would fuel the happiness of the entire campus for years.
But wait, everyone being in a good mood would make Sarah be in a bad mood…
This is confusing.
Mary’s already in a bad mood, though.
She was insufferably cheerful when she had a boyfriend.
And not long after that, the rest of the cast slipped into misery.
Mary multiplies misery
Sarah inverts it
They all went to New Mexico?
This cannot be Sarah. This must be some kind of clone that killed the real Sarah and will now rule over the campus with her smile and joy.
I dunno. I can kind of empathize with Sarah here. Maybe she’s really predisposed to schadenfreude?
I love these two. They’re the second best pair of best friends <3
I wonder where Dina stands on the Godzilla vs Kong discourse what with her being a huge dinosaur enthusiast?
On the one hand, Godzilla is terribly scientifically inaccurate. On the other, Godzilla never pretends to be an actual dinosaur and is instead some kind of mutation.
Actually, OG Godzilla was stated to be a dinosaur. Granted he’s long dead, but still . . .
And a “marine” one at that
Not even Spinosaurus fits there given the latest paper
That paper only said that Spino wasn’t a pursuit predator, and that he wasn’t an animal with a specialized diet of fish (more generalist, then).
Spino is still estuarine and aquatic :v
While entretaining, kaijus are just imposible, given the square-cube law
Yeah though that is based on classical engineering and physics.
There could be many more surprises in nature out there to delight and horrify us yet to be discovered.
Sarah has just become a Happiness Vampire in this storyline. I love it.
Reminding me of that story where everyone get the empathy power to feel other peoples’ emotions. So anyone feeling bad is driven out of town by force.
I was more thinking of the psychic vampires from What We Do in the Shadows: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUzcO-Jtk70
Dina’s an amazingly generous person.
I’m not sure I’d have the strength of character to intentionally think about Jurassic Park just to improve someone else’s mood.
I love them both so much. (Also, relatable Dina is relatable. Hell, I doubt I’d recognize my own brother if he suddenly smiled that big.)
Triangle smile in 3… 2…
Omg Willis quit making everyone cute
not all heroines wear capes, sometimes they think about dinosaur stereotypes to make you happy!
Her nipples explode with delight?
So Joyce’s hovercraft must be full of eels?
Sarah is being set up for a fall and boy howdy it looks like it’s gonna be a doozy
That would be kind of messed up. The one time Sarah’s genuinely happy it’s just to set her up for more misery later. I prefer to think of this as a one time gag story like that time Mary was actually genuinely pleasant to people. I think there will be a funny payoff but I don’t want to see Sarah suffer just for being happy for one day in half a year.
I hope you are right.
I wonder what happened to Mary and Peter Paul. Haven’t seen him since Malaya moved in with Sal.
I usually go by the rule that until we’re given new information that the status of any character will stay generally the same especially for side characters who don’t have as much development. So they’re probably still dating, although there is an argument to be made that they could’ve broken up since Mary seems to have become even more of a horrible stereotypical, hard conservative, self righteous, fundie and Peter Paul had shown to have a more positive effect or her mood that she hasn’t displayed yet. But that’s just guessing.
Watch Sarah’s happiness levels be inversely tied to her grades.
*bluebird with envelope in its beak flies in through the window on a ray of sunshine, alights on Sarah’s shoulder*
Sarah: Why thank you, Mister Bluebird! What delightful news do you bring? *hums a tune as she opens envelope* Why, it’s my quarterly report card…
*Sunlight fades, clouds roll in, thunder and rain, bluebird keels over dead*
Joyce (walking in): Hey Sarah, I suddenly feel a lot b-
Sarah: Leave me alone, I need to study.
The bird dies simply through being in Sarah’s presence? What is she, a kade?
(spoilers in the link for the first page of Stand Still, Stay Silent‘s Adventure II)
It’s the apocryphal Bluebird Of Happiness, so, essentially, yeah.
Stay fierce, Dina!
Dina continues to do no wrong
Can we have Ruth on antidepressants and Sarah being happy, becoming the best of friends?
Novel to Movie translation. Besides no one ever called them Mongolian. Just Velociraptor, at the time both the movie and Bock were written, the classification of Velociraptor applied to several animals. They are quite clear what animal they are.
Calling the size a Utha raptor is an exaggeration, Uthas are way bigger.
However you need to understand something the animals are all hybid clones, the franchise never said otherwise.
But the feather thing, that obsession, back in the late 80 the feather thing was the aborent theory few and far between animals showed any evidence and none of the animals used for the novel.
The novel advanced the understanding of dinos as fast, hotblooded animals more avian than reptilian.
People need to stop rewriting history
Sarah, Dina, Joyce, Becky
Once, the four moods lived together in harmony
Then, everything changed when the Sarah nation attacked
There is seriously something wrong with that girl.
Not to say that it ain’t damned entertaining, but…
WOW, Sarah. Just… wow.
*wonders if he needs to play Jimmy Buffett’s “Off To See The Lizard” again on the Muzak*
I was raised on Jimmy Buffett, but I’d never heard that one. Thanks!
Okay, I genuinely love this. I’m not even much of a Dina fan, but this.is winning me over.
Dina just keeps on backing up my opinion of her being the best character in this comic lol.
Okay, so Sarah’s abductee power is emotional vampirism?
Checks out.
Much of this and birds will fly in and start cleaning her room or making her a cake or something xD
Or shit on her enemies? Sarah would love that.
Turns out Sarah’s been powered by schadenfreude all along. Surprising… but also not.
I imagine that if she does break into song, it will be Schadenfreude from Avenue Q.
Dina is contributing!
Interesting demonstration of schadenfreude; in plain English, a real-life Squidward Tentacles.
If not for his massive ego, I would totally hang out with Squidward. Likes music and art, active in his community, and in politics. Has a conscience…
A real stand up guy, that Mr. Tentacles is.
Dina does her best to accommodate people and I appreciate that.
I appreciate it too, but such contribution does not have to come at the expense of the self. True compassion means to do what is best for all including the self, not instead of.
It is through play and other activities that humans learn early on how to satisfy their own needs and the needs of others simultaneously. Such a lesson is pivotal to members of any functioning society.
She’s not doing it for Sarah’s benefit. She said she prefers it when Sarah is in a better mood. Apparently, grumpy-Sarah is so hard to be around that it’s a net win for Dina to make herself feel bad just to be around happy-Sarah.
That is paradox. How could she feel happy from Sarah’s happiness if she has to make herself sad to sustain it?
She’s not making herself sad, more annoyed, which can still be enjoyable, especially if it’s about something that not personally threatening. So, some annoyance at an entirely not personal problem, to increase a personal and close-to-home source of enjoyment, seems like it could be a net positive.
Thanks for getting it. Most interactions aren’t zero-sum. If yours are, you’re not doing it right.
I love this so much
Dina. I love you but we need a chat, Aspie to Aspie. Jurassic Park is a national treasure and got people to stop thinking of T-Rex as a dude that dragged their tail on the floor.
Counterpoint: Deinonychuses the size of Utahraptors and named after the Mongolian Velociraptor, and also none of them have feathers.
I’m willing to forgive the original for not having feathers as that fact wasn’t widely accepted at that point but by the time Jurassic World came around we goddamn knew better and it is an absolute travesty that the dinosaur designs weren’t updated to reflect that fact.
Oh god I’m Joe? Barf.
The SIZE was, though. In fact, the novel has raptors of the right size.
That’s true, and even in the novel, they do talk about why they made them without feathers.
I like Jurassic Park, but Dina is correct that those movies did distort how people think about dinosaurs a lot.
It’s all a matter of perspective. JP got some things wrong, but it was still far more accurate than most movies before it. And as knowledge continues to advance, even the best attempts at scientific accuracy can be OTBE’d.
Dina, stop! No self-sacrifice! Price too high!
Is she wearing a dress? I guess Dina counts as a spunky animal sidekick, now all Sarah needs is some water to gaze upon.
She’s becoming too powerful
SHE MUST BE STOPPED
Sarah in a few strips, smiling like crazy and shooting lighting from her hands: Power! Unlimited Power!
I love this so much. Happy Sarah is such a treat.
I’m worried she’s having an aneurysm.
Dina’s mad-face is causing me to burst into giggles of delight.
…Holy crap it’s working!
Interesting… So Dina’s brain needs behaviour as well as appearance to process identity?
I’m pretty sure that people are going to see those two and wonder if they’re in the right universe.
Facial expression. I’m pretty sure the joke is that Sarah smiling is so unusual that she looks like a different person (at least to Dina).
Dumbing of Age Book 11: Do You Feel Like Singing?
Other DoA Book 11 titles: A Balance Must Apparently Be Maintained
I Shall Think About How Jurassic Park Has Distorted Our Culture’s Views of Dinosaurs For a Generation
Dumbing of age : The musical
Sarah’s happy mood:
I am in a good mood, a really good mood. Joyce is wearing those glasses and Dina is hating Jurassics.
IIIIIIII’m in a good mood, a really great mood.
Oh man, this whole finite happiness theory reminds me of an episode of Oh my Goddess, that had a little imp who had the power to reallocate happiness from one person to another. I can almost see him doing his little dance around Sarah’s head
Someone in the future: “How was life in college?”
Dina: “I did some experimenting.”
Apart from that, what is even DoA nowadays? Has it been reset to harmless, cute, and funny? Is there another shoe waiting to drop? Are they all dead, existing in some kind of Purgatory? Are we all dead? Is it a Dark City scenario where everyone will subtly switch roles every few years? Can somebody tell me, I don’t mind if you have to kill me afterwards.
The kidnapping chapter was a season finale, and Book 10 as a whole tied up a lot of plot threads.
Book 11 has been a soft reboot / Season 2 premiere. The time skip let Willis make substantial changes and shed a decade’s worth of convolution from the ongoing plot, but that also makes things feel a little bare-bones in comparison until the new plotlines pick up steam. It took time for season 1 to build up to what it was; season 2 will find its footing.
It’s a daily comic strip that sometimes gets heavy. Right at this moment, it’s not.
Before long assorted wildlife will gather around Sarah as they burst out in song and execute a complicated dance routine.
I don’t think Oscar would fit into the cast very well, being so much older. Although sometimes Non-Traditional students have a lot to add to the classes. They don’t let them into the freshman dorms do they?
Okay, we’ve got two data points, but that’s not enough. A lot more would be better, but we need at LEAST one more to declare a trend.
Someone go make Mary pissy so we see if Sarah gets even happier!
Isn’t pissy Mary the default Mary?
Inconclusive. When Mary’s pissy, EVERYBODY ‘s happier.
Okay, fine, it wouldn’t be enough, but more data is always good.
That is impressive mood-based powers. I wonder what would happen if even more people are pissy around Sarah? How strong can her schadenfreude-based powers get?
Is zero-sum happiness a cross-universal thing? Is Sarah sudden good mood a reflection of our crappy times? Is Jurassic Park really so bad? Questions, questions,…
Dina’s problem isn’t so much Jurassic Park but, rather, the legions of people who think that they know about Dinosaurs because they have seen Jurassic Park. Dina, being an enthusiast and someone with actual knowledge and who hates dealing with people like that has begun to loathe the franchise by association.
This is the most perfectest of strips.
Okay, apparently that really is what’s happening.
I get it now, Sarah’s a mood vampire! You know, the type where they drain people’s happiness so they get progressively happier as everybody around them gets more angry/depressed.
Lucy’s happiness can’t be sucked away so she’ll likely be the only one able to restore the universe.
By killing Sarah, that is
oh no she has become a monster!
Okay it’s been cute for a while, but is Sarah… actually a bad person?
Not really, it’s more of a Schadenfreude thing. She’s not MAKING others unhappy, she’s simply feeding off their unhappiness.
I wouldn’t say so. It kind of speaks to the idea that she is more used to negative environments and that people being grumpy and moody and self-centered in their bad moods is more predictable and comfortable for her due to its predictability than… actually having people be happy, thoughtful and caring, which is suspicious and likely to fall apart in serious ways.
Or that her personality kind of morphs to accommodate and balance the people in the room which there is basis for if he wanted to make that a plotline but I find it is more likely to be the former or just a joke.
You know, since the 20th I’ve been deliriously giddy with whoopee. When the orange turdbomb landed in Florida and his tiny twitter fingers began aching…
Joy!
Oh my Glob. The drumpf is on twitter again???
Sarah’s smile in Panel 6… it approaches the Triangular.
We’re so close, people! Quickly, more people must surround Sarah and be surly and bitter..
She would become like Galadriel if she took the One Ring, a Great Queen, beautiful and terrible.
If Dorothy gets in a bad mood Sarah just might as well have an orgasm right then and there!
Sarah has ever feel so alive ♡.
At the end of the day, Sarah looks at her joyful self in the mirror. Sunlight and rainbows reflected in her eyes.
In the back of her mind, a barely audible scream as if coming from the dark depths of forever.
“I am the crime that will not be forgiven!”
I ‘Like’ the new Sarah!
Dina continues to demonstrate how she’s a fantastic character.
NO MY GRAVATAR CHANGED.
GIVE ME BACK RUTH.
Sarah smiles upon thine misery
She got better grades despite shenanigans last term and is having trouble processing she can be happy with roommates/social while still not failing? less worry about Dana? Dana vs dina. the difference is clear. vote today
You know… The more I look at it, the more I think that the last panel today is meant to be Sarah and Dina being ironic and mocking the two behavioural extremes in question.
I think it started that way but then dina followed through and is now that upset and Jurassic park.
The potential is limitless
So their new ship name is what? Dinarah or Sarina?
Why isn’t anyone shipping these two? It’s required, isn’t it? What? No?
Somebody go get Agatha and Sierra, we need someone to absorb some of the cheer in the room before Sarah goes supernova.
So next strip we just find out Sarah’s an energy vampire, right?
Jurassic Park crated a generation of paleontologists.
Real paleontologist love the franchise and how it has helped them across the years and the franchise actually impulsed into popular culture the idea of dinosaurs as birds…is just the last few years that Assholes want to rewrite the past and say it was somehow bad as the franchise that was accurate in that time didn’t add feathers a thing that wasn’t even close to be agreed upon when the Novels by the defunct writer were published.
And the recent films have to maintain continuity, also most of the animals are incredibly accurate (there is no prof of feathers for most non-theropod dinosaurs to begin with)
Dina is also written by someone who really has no F idea how the Jurassic Park fandom works we love curiosity and talk about it a lot, and how now that more genetic companies could clone dinosaurs maybe some feathered animals could be introduced as well as some other ancient reptiles
Neither Dina nor the Writer know shit about the social impact the franchise had toward dinosaur and paleontology.
Just sayin’ — if you’d want to REALLY set Dina off, tell her that when Steven Spielberg re-enrolled at Cal State/Long Beach (he went back to get his BA in film-making after dropping out of their film school more than 30 years earlier), the university gave him three course credits in paleontology for making “Jurassic Park”.
However, when the school waived the requirement that a senior submit a polished 12-minute film, they passed over “Jurassic Park”, ruling that “Schindler’s List” would do.
This is true for a lot of the fandom, but it has also distorted the views of some folks who aren’t in the fandom or aren’t deep in the side that likes talking science. Hell, my brother IS into the science in it but he still gets a little huffy about feathers. And a lot of people get huffy about feathers because it isn’t like Jurassic Park. The movie did a lot of good, but it has distorted the views of a lot of folks outside the fandom and sometimes even outside the corner of the fandom that cares about looking into whether or not things are scientifically accurate.
Even if that weren’t true in real life, bear in mind Dina regularly interacts with Walky, who refuses to acknowledge scientific evidence that ruins the idea of dinosaurs being ‘sweet historical monsters’. That may be making her cranky, even though Dina herself has stated she enjoys Jurassic Park superficially (as well as other dinosaur based media like Barney).
Sarah…that’s not maintaining a balance…that’s schadenfreude
Maybe she feels like singing the Avenue Q song?
Try speaking only in contractions, Dina.
That’s adorable.
How do I get a new gravatar.
Make a new comment while changing the capitalization of at least one of the letters in your email address.
Honestly I’m sometimes the same way when it comes to a crisis and whether I’d be panicked or not.
If I’m by myself or there are others and no-one else is panicking while something bad is happening I’m more likely to panic myself.
If someone ELSE is panicking I guess I’m like eerily calm for some reason.
I guess maybe I feel like SOMEONE has to panic in such bad situations but if that role’s been covered: alright then. No problem. We’ve got that checked off the list.
i love happy sarah so much
i love happy sarah, its so nice to see her in a good mood for once.
Can we keep happy Sarah and grumpy Joyce? I would like this to be their new dynamic. It would be adorable.
Jurassic Park pretty much ensured that no one else would ever be able to make a serious dinosaur movie. Nothing will match the feeling of seeing that brachiosaurus for the first time, the T-Rex tearing apart the vehicle, chasing another vehicle, or the flight from and fighting not-velociraptors. It’s a bar set so high and made even higher by our current standards and expectations of a movie like that that I don’t think it’ll ever be surpassed.
Are you positing that Spielberg ruined dinosaurs?
It’s been posited before.
Nice Strong Bad reference
I actually laughed out loud at this one.