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May 12, 2026

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by David M Willis on February 14, 2021 at 12:01 am
  • 03 – See You in the Funny Page
└ Tags: lucy, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    February 14, 2021 at 12:02 am | #

    beard?? shit, *I’d* be into Walky if he grew one

    does he not know what a campus bookstore is tho, or whatever the name is now for where they sell things one might use in a college

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      February 14, 2021 at 12:04 am | #

      I’m sure he does, but why buy some if you can mooch it from your friends?

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        February 14, 2021 at 11:55 am | #

        Yep. Your completely platonic, nonromantic friends.

    • jonrock411
      jonrock411
      February 14, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

      Considering in my experience, the only reason to go to the bookstore is to get textbooks, and 7/10 times you don’t get the textbooks anyway……yeah, there’s no way Walky knows where the campus bookstore is

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        February 14, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

        Yeah, when I was at school you walked into the bookstore to:

        A) Find out how much they’d buy your textbook you were done with back for (an insulting amount)

        B) Find out how much they would then sell your textbook to some other poor schmuck for (several times that insulting amount).

        Then you walked outside, said “I got Linear Algebra 1, for (a multiple of that insulting amount far less than the one inside)!”.

        I assume these days such transactions are handled entirely online, but I am An Old.

        • Dalrint
          Dalrint
          February 14, 2021 at 8:22 am | #

          God, right? Senior year I sat outside the school store and sold my textbooks for 25 dollars a piece. I made three times as much as the store offered me for them, and it was less than half of what they were selling the used copies for.

        • misanthropope
          misanthropope
          February 14, 2021 at 6:06 pm | #

          the company store pissed me off so much i got into the habit of reading my textbooks twice in the first week and then returning them, while i could still get full price. turns out to be the only good student habit i ever developed, completely on brand that i only did it out of spite.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      February 14, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

      Or like, a Staples

      • Norah
        Norah
        February 14, 2021 at 1:45 am | #

        Or even a dang drugstore, like a CVS or Rite-Aid or whatever they have in Bloomington, IN.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          February 14, 2021 at 11:36 am | #

          Don’t you know the world outside campus ceases to exist while class is in session, except for a couple restaurants?

          I worked for a college for a bit and seemingly all the freshman forgot about the outside world (except the fast food joints) after a few days. If the bookstore or commissary didn’t have something, it was unobtainable, even though there was a strip mall with a drugstore, grocery store, and discount store within walking distance.

      • Devin
        Devin
        February 14, 2021 at 2:07 am | #

        Yeah, but he’s not looking for an entire ream of paper. Sure he’d probably use it if he stuck with this gig for a long time, but I don’t think he’s thinking that far ahead that he wants to actually spend real money to invest in something that he might not actually use, especially now that there may be competition.

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      February 14, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

      Bleck! Oh no – no beards. Beards are a deal breaker for me. Sooo weird and itchy and gross.

      A short trimmed goatee can be okay, cause the hotness makes up for the itchiness, but I can’t stand actual beards when kissing.

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        February 14, 2021 at 1:30 am | #

        I’m reaching for a joke from Emily Dickinson’s line “My Cactus — splits her Beard/To show her throat –“, but I’m not finding one.

      • Chris Phoenix
        Chris Phoenix
        February 14, 2021 at 1:57 am | #

        To each their own. My wife says I kiss better when I have a beard.

        • Jenn
          Jenn
          February 14, 2021 at 4:22 am | #

          Based on your name, I’m presuming you’re a man, but I absolutely pictured Becky saying that because of your gravatar, and boy that was some fun imagery.

          • Yet_One_More_Idiot
            Yet_One_More_Idiot
            February 14, 2021 at 5:53 am | #

            As a guy who grows a bushy beard (not long, but pretty thick), trust me Walky – beards are more hassle than they’re worth, they itch like fu…dge, and they’re also a pain to trim regularly.

            To be quite honest, I wish I *couldn’t* grow a beard.

            • Jhon
              Jhon
              February 14, 2021 at 5:43 pm | #

              Shaved off my covid beard this morning. It was itchy. And making me look too much like Willis. Keeping the knit cap though.

      • Concolor44
        Concolor44
        February 14, 2021 at 7:31 am | #

        Oh, hello, Dear! (Didn’t realize my wife followed this comic.)

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          February 14, 2021 at 9:35 am | #

          Now is that actually Rose, or are you joking about the complaint about beards?

          • He Who Abides
            He Who Abides
            February 14, 2021 at 9:56 am | #

            Almost certainly a joke, considering some of Rose’s posts on the Walky!verse comics.

            • Demoted Oblivious
              Demoted Oblivious
              February 14, 2021 at 3:09 pm | #

              Figured as much, but part of me was hoping to witness a romantic re-meet-cute.

    • NelC
      NelC
      February 14, 2021 at 1:43 am | #

      What if he grew a beard like Ted Cruz’s, tho?

      • Norah
        Norah
        February 14, 2021 at 1:46 am | #

        Ew, nope.

        • Ryek Hvek
          Ryek Hvek
          February 14, 2021 at 7:12 pm | #

          Cruz isn’t sporting a beard – it’s an embarrassment – an em-beard-assment

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        February 14, 2021 at 11:41 am | #

        I do not like that man Ted Cruz
        I do not like his fascist views
        I do not like him with a beard
        I do not like him freshly sheared

        • RowenMorland
          RowenMorland
          February 14, 2021 at 6:32 pm | #

          Huh, I guess I’ve only ever read his name and not heard it said pout loud because I thought it rhymed with Crudz rather than views.

          • RowenMorland
            RowenMorland
            February 14, 2021 at 7:41 pm | #

            Or scuz.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      February 14, 2021 at 3:46 am | #

      Or an unattended photocopier. Or even an attended one, sometimes.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        February 14, 2021 at 11:46 am | #

        Usually, colleges have printers and copiers on badge access. You have to scan your student ID so it knows whose account to charge 10 cents a page (or whatever).

        The trick is to go through the menus on a printer to make it spit out its configuration page, then you can draw on the back. This is very easy on HP LaserJets.

        Also, a lot of people don’t innately make the connection that they can photocopy nothing and get a blank sheet of paper. “But there has to be something to copy!” It will just copy the bottom of the lid.

        • ValdVin
          ValdVin
          February 14, 2021 at 12:20 pm | #

          Oh, configuration pages: So easy for you or me to punch up, sometimes so difficult to guide someone on the phone to do.

          I miss the time when I was on the team with admin access to printers; it was a chunk easier to help people for that startup task.

    • Reaver
      Reaver
      February 14, 2021 at 7:27 am | #

      TBH His family is disgustingly wealthy and he has a shit ton of free cash, so I KINDA think it’s lame he’s mooching off other people x.x.

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        February 14, 2021 at 10:59 am | #

        I don’t think he’s mooching.

        I think he doesn’t know better, and also maybe he’s afraid to commit to this.

        PS For “doesn’t know better” look at Erika Moen fessing up to this when she was first at Periscope Studio, and much ore experienced than an undergrad studying something besides art.

      • zee
        zee
        February 14, 2021 at 11:30 am | #

        They’re upper middle class, definitely not disgustingly wealthy. That would be the ruttens, *maybe* the billingsworths

    • Fetch85
      Fetch85
      February 14, 2021 at 8:51 am | #

      I mean, he’s at a university where they’re paying for room and board. Go to the computer lab, open a printer, grab a couple sheets.

    • RowenMorland
      RowenMorland
      February 14, 2021 at 6:18 pm | #

      Is there any Walky-whiskers fanart?

  2. Plain Marie
    Plain Marie
    February 14, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    Poor Lucy. Not only is he Night Guy or what evs, he’s also Captain Oblivious.

    • Jane
      Jane
      February 14, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

      I think that beat panel was him knowing exactly what she was talking about, but having absolutely no idea how to politely express his lack of interest.

      (Though if it turns out later strips contradict this conclusion…)

      • Plain Marie
        Plain Marie
        February 14, 2021 at 12:24 am | #

        I think you’re right. He was pretending to deflect anything serious. When I first read it, I thought that he was pleading stubble to avoid any face to face contact.

        • Screwball
          Screwball
          February 14, 2021 at 1:43 am | #

          I’m not convinced by a long shot he does realize what she actually means…
          .
          Daniel here. As someone who did not do much dating back in School (constantly FIGHTING off bullies turned me into a Loner), I know something like this would have gone completely over my head without even ruffling my hair. Until Uni started, he was completely uninterested in girls with Dorothy snapping him out of that with Monkey Master. As a Loner, girls were pretty things to look at but I never really paid attention to them. Turns out the Little Sister of a friend had a crush on me for a while (though I don’t know why) but I never knew until someone actually told me. Plus after a girl asked me if I was going to the high School prom, I replied that those types of things didn’t interest me. Literally took me 11 YEARS to figure out she was trying to ask me to go to the prom with her!
          .
          To me, Walky has as much knowledge as I did back then about interpreting the actions of the girls around him, so it is quite possible that quiet panel was him trying to work out what she meant, and coming to the wrong conclusion. I know I probably would have replied with “Well I wouldn’t mind a couple million dollars, but I think it might cause problems if I robbed a bank for that…” as it went so far over my head not even the tallest basketball player would be able to reach it…

          • Clif
            Clif
            February 14, 2021 at 2:50 am | #

            Okay. This is complicated. Walky is actually a smart guy. I don’t think for a minute that he’s that oblivious. If he’s missing the not very subtext, I have to think it’s intentional. At the same time I don’t think he’s completely uninterested. If nothing else, he likes the attention. And there’s some evidence he likes her. As Nightguy, he was making sure she got back to her building safely. He doesn’t discourage her from hanging around him and he’s here now seeking her out. He’s had two relationships go south in a single semester and he hasn’t really recovered from the first one yet. So maybe he’s just gun-shy right now.

            But for whatever reason, if she isn’t going to explain in plain language that she’s attracted to him and would like to know if he’s up for various activities, then she’s going to have to up her game, as for example, by asking for help in selecting the underwear that looks best on her. And proceeding to model, changing between them in front of him. If he has room to deflect, he will. For whatever reason.

            Using plain language is hard, but works best. A relationship with someone you can’t talk to is asking for problems.

            • milu
              milu
              February 14, 2021 at 4:37 am | #

              that was an oddly specific underwear story 😁

              • Clif
                Clif
                February 14, 2021 at 9:50 pm | #

                It might be loosely based on a thing that might or might not have happened.

            • TemplarKnight
              TemplarKnight
              February 14, 2021 at 4:44 am | #

              Wow. That took a turn.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              February 14, 2021 at 10:04 am | #

              Being smart has little to do with being oblivious to someone’s interest in you. Smart people can have blind spots as easily as anyone.

            • zee
              zee
              February 14, 2021 at 11:37 am | #

              Yeahhh no, I’m not buying for a second that walkys aware of lucy’s crush. You can be very smart and super oblivious to people’s feelings. My boyfriend is very smart, he’s also as sense as Walky is here. Once (before we started dating) he literally had a girl grind on him at a party and he still didn’t realize she was into him. I spent days flirting with him so hard i did just about everything but flat out say i would sleep with him and he still didn’t realize I was into him until I said straight up I’d date him if he confessed to me.

          • Concolor44
            Concolor44
            February 14, 2021 at 8:02 am | #

            This. All of this. I had a friend-girl in school who dropped a series of ASTONISHINGLY blatant (in retrospect) hints that went right by me. Had I been even slightly less oblivious, we’d probably be married now.

            • Seregiel
              Seregiel
              February 14, 2021 at 9:31 am | #

              This is a thing that happens to grown adults too.. I know many who are all “no one is interested in me” as person #3 sits in their lap and flirts all night or a person magically appears who knows all the right things when you’ve had your worst day and is willing to do it for you. Either those aren’t the people you want, your self esteem is that low or you have zero clue what you’re looking at/what to do with it. Almost all of them had back luck/relationships in their youths and it apparently just sticks your life view in an odd way. It’s like they don’t know what affection looks like beyond a rom com script.

              • Demoted Oblivious
                Demoted Oblivious
                February 14, 2021 at 10:02 am | #

                “It’s like they don’t know what affection looks like”.

                Let me stop you right there. Because you are 100% correct. The “beyond a rom com” doesn’t even apply, because at this point those only leave me feeling confused and awkward.

                I’ve been abused, insulted, perjured about, threatened and bankrupted. The obvious conclusion became obvious and I opted out before the 3rd one made me kill myself. Fool me once. etc.. The shame is on me, but ” third time’s a charm” would be my death sentence. I definitely grew up not knowing what affection looked like, mom made sure of that. Now I’m so messed up from two tremendously failed relationships that it’s painfully obvious the only people I find attractive and find me attractive always end up insulting and emotionally abusing me. And I let it happen. So until I can learn to show myself affection and let myself feel it, it’s not safe to be involved with others. And at the rate I’m going, I’ll be dead before I learn.

                So… yes it sticks with you. But to be clear, at first you want to see affection, but you don’t know what it looks like. Later, after a few horrifying errors, you think you might have an idea of what it looks like, but now I don’t want to see it because it’s just way to f’ing dangerous to be wrong, again.

                • Seregiel
                  Seregiel
                  February 14, 2021 at 12:17 pm | #

                  Not all of them had that experience, but I’m sorry you did.

                  It definitely some it applies to, but others they have put on glasses to the point relationships have to be perfect all the time or there are serious problems etc level. Its hard to think something feels right when it takes vastly more good signs to cancel out that one doubting bad one. which can be anything from perfectionism to depression.

                  I myself had a similar experience to you, but I was lucky to have friends that did have healthy relationships and I wanted it so much it hurt. I gave away so much of myself thinking thats what you do for people. Walky is definitely skewed from golden child syndrome and two frankly odd starts to relationship dynamics. But hes also just traumatized and emotionally drained in general.

                  Personally, I made so many judgement calls that caused me harm because I wanted that level of affection from other people, but I didn’t know what it looked like to give it to yourself. I could forgive others endlessly but not myself. Realizing I could have and needed my own boundaries to be able to be a functioning member of a relationship and that those weren’t bad things also helped. I wish you all the luck. It took me… too many years but the process was worth it. I have fewer relationships now but most are so much better than I ever thought possible.

          • Allandrel
            Allandrel
            February 14, 2021 at 10:34 am | #

            I recently reconnected on social media with a woman who I went to college with. She said that she had harbored a huge crush on me in school.

            Me: I had no idea. I wish you had said something.
            Here: I flirted with you constantly.
            Me: I was pretty oblivious, you probably would have had to crawl into my lap.
            Here: I did that twice!

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              February 14, 2021 at 11:56 am | #

              Realizing you missed the signs years after the fact hurts.

          • Julez
            Julez
            February 14, 2021 at 2:08 pm | #

            You gotta keep in mind that Lucy has also been following him around like a puppy for basically the last four months at this point. I am pretty sure he’s gathered she’s interested, he just isn’t.

            • Demoted Oblivious
              Demoted Oblivious
              February 14, 2021 at 3:11 pm | #

              Yeah, you really haven’t absorbed what people are saying about being oblivious in their own lived experiences. I’ll get your member card out to you straight away.

          • Insanenoodlyguy
            Insanenoodlyguy
            February 14, 2021 at 10:59 pm | #

            I literraly had the same situation in high school. That is to say, a geeky black girl blatantly interested in me. I had no fucking idea, and that sure wasn’t her fault. Took me five years to be all “Oh shit wait” and kick myself over that one.

      • Reaver
        Reaver
        February 14, 2021 at 7:28 am | #

        not knowing how to politely do something has never stopped Walkerton before…

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      February 14, 2021 at 9:37 am | #

      No that was me (not Night Guy, the other one). But I wasn’t very good at it.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      February 14, 2021 at 11:54 am | #

      It just wouldn’t be Valentine’s Day at Dumbing of Age without a little bittersweet heartbreak, now would it.

  3. katosen27
    katosen27
    February 14, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    Walky….BRUH.

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      February 14, 2021 at 2:21 am | #

      Lucy sadly is in the Uncanny Valley between his other girlfriends.

      • milu
        milu
        February 14, 2021 at 4:41 am | #

        Your comment is in the Uncanny Valley between a thought-provoking point and a gratuitous insult 😀

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          February 14, 2021 at 10:03 am | #

          Perfect gravitar!
          +50 Internets

  4. a/snow/mous/e
    a/snow/mous/e
    February 14, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    huh, the site clock seems to be off by about five minutes?

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      February 14, 2021 at 1:31 am | #

      Don’t complain. Early is better.

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      February 14, 2021 at 10:05 am | #

      Not really news. I periodically post the time so people can see the delta between a synced clock and DoA server’s time. Apparently the host company doesn’t keep the server clocks synchronized.

      Time at this posting 10:00 est

      • a/snow/mous/e
        a/snow/mous/e
        February 14, 2021 at 4:14 pm | #

        oh ok i haven’t noticed those posts sorry

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          February 15, 2021 at 12:00 am | #

          I’m sorry too. Re-reading i see my post was snarkier than intended. Sorry for tx’ing the harsh.

  5. Risky
    Risky
    February 14, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    I thought he said limitless paper at first. Like when I used to be a security guard and they gave the keys to the stationary closet. Didn’t they know I comic?

    • Charles Spencer
      Charles Spencer
      February 14, 2021 at 6:14 am | #

      I’m not sure why he’s bothering with paper at all. I’m no Damn You, Willis, but couldn’t he be roughing it out digitally?

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        February 14, 2021 at 12:03 pm | #

        He’d be stuck drawing with a mouse. (Have we ever seen him with a tablet? Even then, digital painting with your finger on a touchscreen tablet isn’t great either.)

        Maybe he can go to the art building and sneak some time on a computer with a Wacom tablet.

    • FacelessDeviant
      FacelessDeviant
      February 14, 2021 at 8:26 am | #

      Limitless paper?
      The kind one eats to become super smart?

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        February 14, 2021 at 10:07 am | #

        I thought that was litmus paper, by my teacher acidly told me that basicly wasn’t how chemistry worked.

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          February 14, 2021 at 3:15 pm | #

          s/by/but/

        • milu
          milu
          February 14, 2021 at 6:51 pm | #

          tee hee

  6. Qube
    Qube
    February 14, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    she wants the D
    he wants the B(eard)

  7. BBCC
    BBCC
    February 14, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    Things that are biologically POSSIBLE Walky. Important distinction.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      February 14, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

      Yeah he might need to take some pills for that

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      February 14, 2021 at 1:18 am | #

      He may just be a late bloomer that way. I didn’t have decent amounts of beard hair until i was twentyish.

      Granted, 2 years is forever when you are 18, even if you aren’t working with DoA time dilatation…

    • milu
      milu
      February 14, 2021 at 4:50 am | #

      “One might say, things that are biologically…. conceivable. biologically… within reach. Biology is kind of the key word here Walky.”

  8. bootshivers
    bootshivers
    February 14, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    Lucy, honey…you can do better.

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      February 14, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

      If Dotty is to be believed, Walky is quite adept at the activity Lucy is seeking.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        February 14, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

        Yeah, I guess it really depends on what Lucy actually wants out of this. She’s so sweet, I think we keep thinking of her as a Joyce who wants a serious relationship and dreams of wedding bells.

        For all we know she’s just thirsty and wants something casual and short-term just like Dorothy did. Certainly her interest in Walky seems almost entirely based on his looks.

        • Rose by Any Other Name
          Rose by Any Other Name
          February 14, 2021 at 12:40 am | #

          I mean, sweet and thirsty aren’t mutually exclusive.

          • Demoted Oblivious
            Demoted Oblivious
            February 14, 2021 at 10:13 am | #

            That usage completely changes the meaning of George Costanza yelling, “these pretzels are making me thirsty!”

        • milu
          milu
          February 14, 2021 at 5:06 am | #

          fwiw i don’t think of Lucy as a Joyce-y character. She is almost unbearably sweet; but i do think of her as solidly grounded all the same. For my money she’s more of a Dorothy when it comes to sex, not in the wanting to keep it casual part (clearly she’s head over heels over Walky) but i’ll bet she knows what she wants and doesn’t have a coy bone in her body.
          …[insert witty follow-up joke on double-entendre potential in last sentence]

          • He Who Abides
            He Who Abides
            February 14, 2021 at 10:03 am | #

            I do think of Lucy as a Joyce-y character, mostly because Lucy described Joyce as a “bisexual version” of her.

            • milu
              milu
              February 14, 2021 at 11:06 am | #

              she said that? ok well, um, not in my headcanon at this point. (i will now take to the tags and return with a triumphantly booming “um ~*ACTUALLY*~”, or a squeaky “forget i said anything”)

              • milu
                milu
                February 14, 2021 at 11:54 am | #

                gah! found it. i should reread old strips more often, it’s fun 😛

                And at that point she barely knows Joyce. She sees herself in her because of how sunny Joyce is. Also the very way she innocently describes her by her (perceived) sexuality — that she’s just unthinkingly picked up — feels very un-Joyce-y, doesn’t it?

                I feel so vindicated.

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  February 14, 2021 at 12:30 pm | #

                  I think she would for some folks, like Roz or Joe.

          • RowenMorland
            RowenMorland
            February 14, 2021 at 8:09 pm | #

            Aren’t there a few panel simliarities between this and when Walky was just with Joyce?

      • crow
        crow
        February 14, 2021 at 2:00 am | #

        Maybe doing better means having mediocre sex with someone who’s interested, instead of simping over someone who isn’t.

        • He Who Abides
          He Who Abides
          February 14, 2021 at 6:18 pm | #

          According to a good friend of mine (my best woman, in fact), mediocre sex w/interest is “like fucking a cold hot dog”.

  9. Doc Harleen
    Doc Harleen
    February 14, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    Lucy, you can do better!

    • FacelessDeviant
      FacelessDeviant
      February 14, 2021 at 8:31 am | #

      I’d say that most in the cast are on par with Walky when it comes to romanic/relationship stuff.

  10. AntJ
    AntJ
    February 14, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    did Jennifer give up the mantle of cluelessness when she changed her preferred name

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      February 14, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

      There is plenty of clurlessness to go around.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      February 14, 2021 at 9:45 am | #

      Where do you think Jennifer GOT that mantle? Walky practically weaved it for her.

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        February 14, 2021 at 10:15 am | #

        Cluelessness is not a mantel peers can bequeth upon you. It is crafted by our parents and educational system. Walky is not to blame for Billifer’s nature.

  11. Nono
    Nono
    February 14, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

    There are… other guys that Lucy has contact with, right? Her dormmates? Her classes? Heck, even a Men’s Health magazine might be a healthier relationship at this point.

  12. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    February 14, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

    Walky tries?! When?!

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      February 14, 2021 at 12:22 am | #

      When being NightGuy apparently?

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      February 14, 2021 at 12:36 am | #

      When McNuggets are involved.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      February 14, 2021 at 3:55 am | #

      When trying to win an edit war on the D+MM Wiki.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      February 14, 2021 at 12:05 pm | #

      Oh he can be very trying.

  13. paleotectonics
    paleotectonics
    February 14, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

    He is literally too stupid to blink without instructions and an alarm.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      February 14, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

      Or maybe he’s just not attracted to Lucy? That is a possibility. We’ve seen Walky when he’s hot for someone and he hasn’t thrown a single toy at Lucy yet!

      • Seregiel
        Seregiel
        February 14, 2021 at 9:53 am | #

        There’s also the very real possibility that stress is a bone killer and his body is too traumatized to even program itself in that direction.

        • RowenMorland
          RowenMorland
          February 14, 2021 at 8:15 pm | #

          And/or he might just be tired and need some being single time.

  14. ktbear
    ktbear
    February 14, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

    Why does everyone think Lucy could do better? One whole semester down and all she’s managed to accomplish is loosing her leadership status to Jennifer. Maybe this is the last throw of the dice for her.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      February 14, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

      Because it’s Walky

    • Jane
      Jane
      February 14, 2021 at 12:17 am | #

      I don’t mean to sound cruel in my judgment, but oftentimes it’s better to be single than to be in a relationship with someone, and Walky is at a point in his life where he’ll be a liability until he works some things out for himself. A process that would actively be hindered by being in a relationship, I should add – it wouldn’t be any good for him, either.

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        February 14, 2021 at 10:18 am | #

        Just to parrot myself, you are 100% correct (maybe or not about Walky) but yes, people can definitely be in places where a relationship would do far more harm than good.

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        February 14, 2021 at 10:22 am | #

        I can’t say that I agree or disagree that this is true for Walky. I might not recommend he be in a relationship, if asked, but to flat out assert it seems bold. Ultimately that is a decision to be made by the individual.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      February 14, 2021 at 12:18 am | #

      She deserves better not in that Walky is a bad person (My personal feeling aside) but in that she deserves someone emotionally mature and aware enough to reciprocate her feelings which Walky isn’t doing. She’s clearly crushing hard on him and he’s not giving anything back which is not the kind of relationship I’d wish on anyone. It doesn’t set a good precedent for if they started dating. Kind of a bad omen.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        February 14, 2021 at 1:27 am | #

        Yeah, there’s some definite issues Walky has, but ‘doesn’t know how to deal with conflict without deflecting’ or ‘has no idea how to put effort into things, may or may not be undiagnosed ADHD and leaning into lazy, certainly does not examine what he’s doing and what he wants on a frequent basis’ don’t necessarily preclude him from a relationship. You can work on those.

        Either missing Lucy’s anvil-sized hints or catching them but not saying ‘hey, you’re nice and all but I’m not into you’, however? Does. I can see why he would miss, say, any cue that she dropped around discussion of Mike (like her flirting when he said ‘it’s empty because my roommate died,’) because that does seem to be a thing that takes over when he lets himself think about it. Or while he was pseudo-dating Amber, or just-post breakup(s). But in that case, it’s probably LUCY’S cue that Walky isn’t in the headspace to consider a date at the moment, so don’t get your hopes up. Regardless of the reason, Walky’s not a good dating prospect for Lucy right now. Probably not a good dating prospect in general at the moment, given the unresolved crap.

        (Hey, suddenly gotta wonder what winter break was like for Walky at home, too, especially after the ‘Linda tries to get his friend expelled for being the daughter of a kidnapper’ thing. He’d already been coming to terms with ‘parents’ treatment of Sal was bad and predated her doing anything objectionable’ and ‘parental racism, internalized in Dad’s case’, but that was a new one that couldn’t be tied to their family dynamics… except for the part where Linda wanted to punish SOMEONE for causing problems for her, feelings of the children actually impacted by it all be damned. And I REALLY don’t think he’s ready to contextualize his and Sal’s upbringing as abusive yet. Apropos of nothing in this strip at all, but. Huh. Suddenly I’m wondering.)

        • Seregiel
          Seregiel
          February 14, 2021 at 12:01 pm | #

          He could also not be out of parental grasp enough to realize his parents do collateral to loved ones as a whole. Sal, Amber, if he brought LUCY home now that he’s catching on to Sal’s treatment… what would his parents do in reaction to Lucy? My take is trauma brain often pulls back from relationship thinking at all due to overload of emotional investments but if he has thought it through to parental level and not feeling like he can go NC… also fair to just not go down that road even if he was kind of into Lucy. And that is probably a thing that 18 yr old Walky would have no idea how to verbalize without it being awful (because it js) so might as well just eat the words before they come out.

          • Regalli
            Regalli
            February 14, 2021 at 6:18 pm | #

            God, yes. I don’t see any particular spark on Walky’s part, but even if he did given the racism aspect, yeah, yikes.

            Given Linda’s already financially abused a kid to try and keep her from associating with ‘the wrong kind of people’… yeah, he is not anywhere NEAR in a position to go NC, and I’m not sure he’d recognize that it’s an option he’d want to prepare for yet. (Even if he manages to maintain some sort of relationship with the parents, there is no universe where it’s safe for any of the Walkerton kids – Jennifer included but at least the chance is astronomically lower with her – to let Linda have any access to or influence over their finances.)

    • Norah
      Norah
      February 14, 2021 at 1:53 am | #

      ktbear, are you saying that Walky might be her last chance at a relationship? At a 18 or 19, at a college where presumably there’s a good selection of men?

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        February 14, 2021 at 10:27 am | #

        Hmm… I read “last throw of the dice” more like maybe Lucy’s taking her last shot at Walky, not that ktbear was implying it was either Walky or spinsterhood for Lucy. But I really don’t know. Maybe ktbear is a victorian?

    • milu
      milu
      February 14, 2021 at 5:17 am | #

      ktbear, i’m also not sure why so many people are yelling at the screen, but maybe i don’t relate to fictional characters the way many here seem to. I’m like, “oh sweet, she’s all over him, let’s see where this goes”. *eats popcorn*
      Also i can’t seem to dislike Walky altogether, for some reason? and i’ve read all the comments detailing why you should. Not that i have any issue with people hating on him (except it… kinda gets repetitive >.>) He’s a kid. An irritating brat for sure, but i can see how he could be endearing also.

      • Seregiel
        Seregiel
        February 14, 2021 at 12:06 pm | #

        I believe there are two main reactions when people don’t like a character beyond the True Evil Dads: people who react bad to certain personality types as they would in real life due to personal pet peeves/bad experiences or people who just think certain characteristics are uninteresting compared to other bonfires and they enjoy some level of fantasy jerkery but this isn’t their cup of tea. There is a third rarer one where there are certain characters you might find FUN to hate. Walky isn’t my cup of tea, and we would not get along in real life(to the point I would actively question what is his draw to other’s , even when I was his age) but I find him entertaining on screen outside of a personal interaction. He’s the friend of a friend I want stories about, but I would not want to become a cast member to those stories on a camping trip or something.

        • milu
          milu
          February 14, 2021 at 2:26 pm | #

          Exactly! He’s a bit of a jerk, but in an entertaining way. This being a story and me a reader, i’m all for the cheeky snarky asshole getting (some) airplay.

        • milu
          milu
          February 14, 2021 at 2:35 pm | #

          also, re: why girls keep falling for Walky of all people, never understimate how hot self-confidence is, no matter how unwarranted. It’s probably not much fairer than people being found more attractive for having symmetrical features or whatever. That’s just how it is.

    • Amias
      Amias
      February 14, 2021 at 2:46 pm | #

      I recognize that it can feel urgent and truly vital to find a relationship, but it isn’t. In no way is college the “last throw of the dice.” Lucy has plenty of time.

  15. cmasta1992
    cmasta1992
    February 14, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

    Lucy is thirsty as fuck and it hurts

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      February 14, 2021 at 9:48 am | #

      Panel 3: Lucy tries eye-sparkles in an attempt to seduce the Walky.

      Panel 4: Eye-sparkles intensify

      Panel 5: Eye-sparkles shut down

  16. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    February 14, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

    *plays Exile’s “Kiss You All Over” on the hacked Muzak*

  17. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    February 14, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

    As someone who was in Walky’s shoes once.

    He knows. He absolutely knows.
    She might as well be firing rockets at his face. He knows.

    He’s just not sure how to break it off while not offending his friend and so he just… doesn’t react. Brushes past it, hoping the situation will just resolve.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      February 14, 2021 at 12:18 am | #

      Walky is frustratingly relatable for me at times and this is definitely an area where I can say, yeah, you be oblivious to the extremely obvious

      • Jaime
        Jaime
        February 14, 2021 at 12:36 am | #

        I resemble this remark. 😉

        Seriously, it took me about four months to figure out that my now long-term partner was interested in me. I like liked him, but was sure he was being nice and paying attention to be because he wanted to be friends only. It wasn’t until an Appropriate Support Hug somehow turned into mutual kissing that I *finally* realized he was interested in me too. (And even then I thought that maybe he just wanted to hook up with someone and I just happened to be there…) *facepalm*

        Later Partner told me that he was about to either hire a plane to skywrite “Jaime, I’m interested in you romantically” or give up and live forever in unrequited love. He couldn’t believe anyone could be that oblivious to the signals he was sending. Let’s just say that he knows me a LOT better now. 😛

        • Slartibeast Button, BIA
          Slartibeast Button, BIA
          February 14, 2021 at 1:23 am | #

          “No one could be that clueless” is one of those statements that is basically never true.

          • Screwball
            Screwball
            February 14, 2021 at 1:58 am | #

            Yeah, Daniel here. *I* was one of those people who didn’t have a hope of getting a clue what this kind of signal meant. Turns out the Little Sister of a friend had a crush on me for a while back in School, I could not have been any more oblivious to her feelings at all! Had to be told years later! In hindsight, it’s possible some things she did may have been to get my attention, 1 potential example coming to mind would have been a bit more obvious than what’s going on here – if it was an actual attempt that is. I still don’t have all the details…

          • TheStranger
            TheStranger
            February 14, 2021 at 5:15 am | #

            I was that clueless basically from the first time a girl tried to send a signal (in the…3rd grade? 4th?) clear through my 20s.

            And on the other side of things, a girl I was carrying a roughly Antarctica-sized torch for had a friend arrange things for a casual encounter between us and told me after the fact that she had no idea I was attracted to her, despite what her friends had told her.

            And that was a girl with way more Experience In Such Matters than I had.

            So, yeah. It doesn’t matter whether you’re a n00b or a vet, you can absolutely be oblivious to even the most garishly neon signals.

          • Demoted Oblivious
            Demoted Oblivious
            February 14, 2021 at 10:29 am | #

            I am in agreement. I am pretty much still that person, but now also seek to actively undermine myself when I think I may be even getting a hint of flirtation.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              February 14, 2021 at 1:31 pm | #

              On the plus side, when you’re that oblivious, when you do see the signs you can be pretty sure you’re not just making it up.

              • Demoted Oblivious
                Demoted Oblivious
                February 14, 2021 at 3:18 pm | #

                Sadly not. I’ve responded and asked a couple of times. Got shot down. Checked with friends and they confirmed, naw bud, you mis-read.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            February 14, 2021 at 12:12 pm | #

            Yeah, try going through life with a -100 “nonverbal communication” debuff. In retrospect I’ve been in this situation a couple times, but only realized it in retrospect, years later.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              February 14, 2021 at 1:32 pm | #

              It’s also possible to be pretty good at nonverbal communication in general, but to have a huge blind spot when it comes to romantic intentions towards yourself.

        • ischemgeek
          ischemgeek
          February 14, 2021 at 6:39 am | #

          My partner and I were dating exclusively for almost a year before we both realized it was mutual and made it official.

          Put two oblivious people together and the result is when you finally start dating people’s response is, “FINALLY!”

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            February 14, 2021 at 10:10 am | #

            Or sometimes “Wait. You weren’t dating already?”

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        February 14, 2021 at 9:56 am | #

        As someone who had to have my future spouse literally PUSHED INTO MY LAP to realize they were interested in me, can confirm. There is no such thing as an expected level of ‘clue’, at any age. Don’t be deterred by obliviousness.

    • Rex Vivat
      Rex Vivat
      February 14, 2021 at 12:24 am | #

      I had the exact same thought. I’ve been in those shoes, too.

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      February 14, 2021 at 12:34 am | #

      Huh.
      I was just relating to Lucy here. Except, in college, when after many weeks of flirting with a male friend I finally dropped a line VERY similar to that, he got the message.

      And then, after the sex, he was like “That was great, buddy! Anyway, I’ve got a date in an hour. See you tomorrow!” And very politely kicked me out of his room so he could go sleep with a friend of mine.

      He, as it turned out, wasn’t a very nice person.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      February 14, 2021 at 3:17 am | #

      In the past few years I’ve become aware of at least a few times in my past where a girl was giving off lots of hints that she was interested and I didn’t react, not because I wasn’t into her, but because I completely failed to realize that she was into me at the time. I’m still leaning towards Walky just being that oblivious to Lucy’s hints.

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      February 14, 2021 at 10:40 am | #

      Bzzztt. Yes you really can be absolutely this oblivious. Parental abuse does horrific things to one’s ability to recognize and comprehend affection. And that is not the only reason people miss clues and hints. There are various spectra that people may be on that can interfere, and those too, do not comprise all the reasons people can be clueless. Practice also makes a big part of it. I’ve had a girl refuse to sleep anywhere but in my bed, and I didn’t get it. In hindsight, I should have run screaming, because it went so completely, cow-tippingly wrong.

  18. Proto_Eevee
    Proto_Eevee
    February 14, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

    Lucy’s trying about as hard as a girl from a harem anime and is doing just as well

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      February 14, 2021 at 1:24 am | #

      Maybe she should have gone the tsundere route instead?

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        February 14, 2021 at 10:41 am | #

        That’s not exactly Sarah’s turf, but I still feel like it would be encroachment upon it.

  19. JenGen
    JenGen
    February 14, 2021 at 12:18 am | #

    Oh Lucy…you may not be my favorite but I’ve been there and it’s a long and hard road ahead

    I don’t think Lucy can “do better” but she can def find someone more compatible with her and actually feels the same. Walky tends to know who he likes pretty quickly (if the only 2 people he’s ever liked is a good indication)so I don’t think this’ll be a “he’ll come around” situation. Walky def does not do coy either

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      February 14, 2021 at 12:24 am | #

      Yeah! This is what worries me. Walky has consistently (as in the two times he’s been interesting in somone) shown he’s a guy who knows what he wants. If he were attracted to Lucy we’d know by now.

      • JenGen
        JenGen
        February 14, 2021 at 12:32 am | #

        Yeah, I don’t see this ending well for Lucy. And Walky…I love the kid but he is the type to totally push off letting her know cause he doesn’t know how to handle the situation

    • JenGen
      JenGen
      February 14, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

      Like Dottie broke it off because she wanted to study but she enjoyed her relationship with him and he was the one that broke off the fun with Amber for his relationship with Sal but besides being convinced to buy stretchy pants he’s not really known to be bad in a relationship.

      Lucy and him just don’t seem like a good fit.

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        February 14, 2021 at 1:30 am | #

        Agreed. I’m using ‘better’ as shorthand for ‘actively interested in her and emotionally available for dating right now,’ and Walky definitely fails at least one of those criteria, but you are tight. He’s a perfectly good date when he’s trying!

        But he is not trying here.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          February 14, 2021 at 1:32 am | #

          * Er, right. Thanks, thumbs and tiny mobile keyboards.

        • Miri
          Miri
          February 14, 2021 at 8:31 am | #

          An unrequited crush can be rather corrosive and damaging. Especially if it’s on somebody a bit usey who either realises that you will unquestioningly go the extra mile for them and is happy to exploit that, or who won’t necessarily notice but is happy to take more than they give from a friendship. (I had the former, but can see Walky doing the latter wihout realising until somebody points it out.)

          I don’t know if Walky’s being oblivious or doesn’t know how to let her down gently so is ignoring it and hoping she works it out, but either way, her moving on and either being happily single or finding a relationship with somebody who adores her and fancies her and respects and values her would be an improvement, even if the person themselves isn’t a wealthy guy with a family with connections and a body made of sculpted caramel. I am assuming alternative guy can also be sweet, understanding and supportive in relationships, and has a sense of humour and an awareness of his own strengths and limitations – even if Walky’s need to study is hard for him to internalise – and preferably is also reasonably intelligent but who may well be considerably more ambitious than Walky is…

          Yes, Lucy could do worse: she could be crushing hard on Not-Ryan (and convinced he’s either innocent or that she can save him), or on any of the other misogynistic dudebros who apparently swamp this university and are willing to attack doxed women to protect their own, or she could have been crushing on Mike previously…

  20. Tawnee
    Tawnee
    February 14, 2021 at 12:18 am | #

    Is the comic secretly set in this world? It feels to me like Lucy has almost as bad a case of lockdown thirst as, um, a friend of mine. You don’t know them tho.

    • Norah
      Norah
      February 14, 2021 at 2:03 am | #

      I think it’s possible she hasn’t dated before, or not in a long time.

    • milu
      milu
      February 14, 2021 at 5:25 am | #

      oh yeah no i think i might know that friend of yours, from your description, unless— there are several of us? Who have such friends.

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        February 14, 2021 at 6:21 pm | #

        I sure as hell know one.

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      February 14, 2021 at 10:48 am | #

      Does it count as lockdown thirst if it started 4 years before the outbreak? Asking for a … friend. Also, does one need to thirst for someone in particular, or can they be just generally thirsty, even if they know their cup is laced with cyanide? I mean, the water is probably fine, but there’s no way to drink without poisoning yourself.

      • milu
        milu
        February 14, 2021 at 11:09 am | #

        I’d tell your friend to milk the crisis for all it’s worth

        • Demoted Oblivious
          Demoted Oblivious
          February 14, 2021 at 3:23 pm | #

          🙂 Thanks for tge obligatory xkcd. 👍

      • milu
        milu
        February 14, 2021 at 11:13 am | #

        also that sounds pretty bad? i’m not sure i get the metaphor super accurately but i’m pretty sure there’s no poison bad enough that you can’t, like… overcome it? my sympathies, whatever the issue actually is.

        • milu
          milu
          February 14, 2021 at 12:06 pm | #

          OK you do go into some more detail in another comment on this page.. well shit. This internet rando apologizes for even trying to reason you out of your own feelings and apprehensions. Good luck to you.

          • Demoted Oblivious
            Demoted Oblivious
            February 14, 2021 at 3:22 pm | #

            No apology necessary. The message of support is appreciated. I’m probably on the wrong board today as I think I was fishing for some support.

            • milu
              milu
              February 14, 2021 at 5:45 pm | #

              Yeah, no notification on responses and comment sections going obsolete after 24h means it’s not really the best place i think?

              …Welp, happy Valentine’s Nay!!!! =D
              (indulge me.)
              (Sure Milu i think you’re hilarious)
              (Awww thanxx so #blessed to have you in my life Milu)
              (Same Milu, same)

  21. Yup
    Yup
    February 14, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

    I have…Never felt more similar to Walky when I was in college than this comic. Like, God. This…This is it. This is the one. INCAPABLE of reading when someone was interested in me.

  22. Nevermaker
    Nevermaker
    February 14, 2021 at 12:22 am | #

    I HONESTLY can’t tell if he’s just fucking with her or if he’s actually THAT oblivious: equal odds on either.

    • Huehuetotl
      Huehuetotl
      February 14, 2021 at 1:14 am | #

      I think he has a general idea at least, and is ignoring her infatuation hoping it will go away without incident and they can still be friends. From experience from Lucy’s position.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      February 14, 2021 at 3:51 am | #

      It’s pretty obvious to me that he’s not fucking with her, and she’s trying to change that.

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        February 14, 2021 at 10:50 am | #

        Ba
        Dump
        Tsshhhh

        Hopefully with less dump and more tush.

  23. Lingo
    Lingo
    February 14, 2021 at 12:29 am | #

    He’s Just Not That Into You

    • misanthropope
      misanthropope
      February 14, 2021 at 6:23 pm | #

      *He’s Just That Not Into You

  24. BarerMender
    BarerMender
    February 14, 2021 at 12:32 am | #

    Walky, you chowderhead, you can’t be that clueless.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      February 14, 2021 at 12:45 am | #

      Speaking from (bitter) experience …. oh yes, he can.

      “Backward, turn backward, oh Time in your flight;
      I now realize what Lucy was meaning last night!”

      (apologies to Elizabeth Akers Allen)

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        February 14, 2021 at 1:26 am | #

        [Chris Helmsworth]
        ^THIS^
        [/Chris Helmsworth]

    • jmsr7
      jmsr7
      February 14, 2021 at 1:28 am | #

      Oh, he easily can. It’s not that hard to miss signals from someone you’re not interested in. I actually don’t know how often that’s happened to me, but i know of at least three girls who felt that way about me but i didn’t see it until well after they gave up. And had it pointed out to me.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        February 14, 2021 at 10:14 am | #

        Hell, it’s not hard to miss signals when you are interested.
        The other problem – of seeing everything as a signal when you are interested – is also common, of course.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      February 14, 2021 at 3:50 am | #

      I dunno. Walky’s pretty perceptive, especially about romantic body language. BILLIE’S the dense one.

      … well, one of the dense ones.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        February 14, 2021 at 3:56 am | #

        *Jennifer. Sigh. I’m going to need to see her called that about fifty more times in comic before it sinks in.

        • SolomonK
          SolomonK
          February 14, 2021 at 9:52 am | #

          Seriously, what privilege does she have that “Dotty” doesn’t?

          • Deanatay
            Deanatay
            February 14, 2021 at 10:08 am | #

            “Dotty” hasn’t asked to be called “Dorothy”. Jennifer has. It’s a respect thing.

            Admittedly, these are college students, so respect is optional. I like to try and be better, myself.

            • He Who Abides
              He Who Abides
              February 14, 2021 at 10:15 am | #

              Didn’t she say something about not liking being called “Dotty” at one point, though?

              • BBCC
                BBCC
                February 14, 2021 at 12:33 pm | #

                Not that I recall, no, but it’s been a while and I just got up.

            • SolomonK
              SolomonK
              February 14, 2021 at 3:57 pm | #

              The character has asked other characters to call her “Jennifer.” She has not asked the commenter above to call her by that name. Does the commenter need to *correct the comment out of respect for the character? If so, I would think that commenters would need to write “*Dorothy” in their next comment when they have used “Dotty” in a comment.

  25. Animedingo
    Animedingo
    February 14, 2021 at 12:34 am | #

    Girl is THIRSTY

  26. Chris
    Chris
    February 14, 2021 at 12:41 am | #

    Still too subtle, Lucy.

    • Wraithy2773
      Wraithy2773
      February 14, 2021 at 12:47 am | #

      At this point, I think she’d need to beat him over the head with her naked body for him to either fully get it or acknowledge it…

      • milu
        milu
        February 14, 2021 at 5:27 am | #

        *tries to picture it*
        *ok i pictured it now ty*

  27. William Leonard Reese Jr.
    William Leonard Reese Jr.
    February 14, 2021 at 12:43 am | #

    Walky, the most dense oblivious man this sided of the Continental United States.

    But I can’t say I’m one to talk. I only recognize that flirting has happened hours later and end up kicking myself for not recipricating.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      February 14, 2021 at 3:22 am | #

      There have been times where I didn’t realize that a girl was flirting with me and/or hinting that she was interested in me until literally years later.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      February 14, 2021 at 3:48 am | #

      Does it count if I realize it’s happening, but dismiss it as just my imagination?

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        February 14, 2021 at 3:24 pm | #

        Yes.

  28. Jaime
    Jaime
    February 14, 2021 at 12:45 am | #

    I just want to say how neat the framing is in panels three and five with the lightsaber flare inbetween Lucy and Walky.

    I hope that’s foreshadowing that there is a “spark” between them and Walky is just very, very, VERY oblivious. (See my comment above) I think Lucy might be good for him; it seems she is more in tune with where he is in his life and college at the moment (unlike Dorothy, who has serious ambitions beyond what most college freshment do) and she doesn’t seem to be dealing with the same kinds of serious difficulties Amber/Amazi-Girl is. IMHO it seems like Lucy genuinely likes Walky with no baggage attached.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      February 14, 2021 at 1:28 am | #

      A lightsaber flare between them means he will knock her up so she can die in childbirth while he becomes a mass murderer, right?

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        February 14, 2021 at 8:52 am | #

        Hew was a mass murderer long before he did that. Him becoming one lead directly to the start of their relationship.

    • AbacusWizard
      AbacusWizard
      February 14, 2021 at 2:15 am | #

      A “spark” between them? Could this be foreshadowing a Girl Genius crossover?

      • Jaime
        Jaime
        February 14, 2021 at 2:39 am | #

        LOLing at Slartibeast Button, BIA and AbacusWizard. 😆

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        February 14, 2021 at 3:47 am | #

        Nah, this is Willis we’re talking about. The spark in question will possess one of them with the ghost of Starscream.

  29. King Daniel
    King Daniel
    February 14, 2021 at 12:56 am | #

    I guess that hair Dorothy shaved never grew back?

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      February 14, 2021 at 12:57 am | #

      goddammit malaya

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        February 14, 2021 at 12:57 am | #

        Hrrm, Jennifer. This could be interesting.

  30. Samantha
    Samantha
    February 14, 2021 at 12:56 am | #

    THis is so adorable. I love Lucy she has the most adorable wholesome crush. I wish Walky liked her but I guess she isn’t his type but he deserves a sweet motivated supportive girlfriend

    • Suitora
      Suitora
      February 14, 2021 at 4:17 am | #

      I dunno. This reads as clueless. Walky usually is more observant, but… I think Walky would be like “oh, shit” if he knew and didn’t like her, because she looks almost like she’s going in for a kiss. That would have meant he figured out his playing clueless didn’t work, hence “oh, shit”.

    • Reaver
      Reaver
      February 14, 2021 at 7:37 am | #

      I think he doesn’t deserve anything tbh, He’s clueless, unmotivated, and used to coasting and being a massive man child…

      • Samantha
        Samantha
        February 14, 2021 at 4:19 pm | #

        He has gotten a lot better. The thing with Walky is he needs to be pushed and when he is he does incredibly better. He needs someone to challenge him and make him want to be his best. He has make big strides this wanting to do the comic strip is a huge step for him wanting to actually engage with his actual passions art and cartoons on his own. He has started standing up for his sister and had his eyes opened about his failings in his family and he made things right and has been better and he’s growing up. I think Lucy would be a good balance she’s driven intelligent(things we know Walky is into) and motivated but is way less type A than Dorothy who gave Walky issues of insecurity I think if it could work with Lucy it would be a good balance

  31. Drakkin the Alien
    Drakkin the Alien
    February 14, 2021 at 1:06 am | #

    throw a toy at his head!!

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      February 14, 2021 at 1:07 am | #

      That’s the kind of thinking we need around here

  32. Kravis
    Kravis
    February 14, 2021 at 1:06 am | #

    It still wouldn’t have been enough, but maybe…

    She should have WINKED.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      February 14, 2021 at 1:30 am | #

      Or closed her eyes with a head tilt…

  33. Bagge
    Bagge
    February 14, 2021 at 1:07 am | #

    I really don’t think he’s that into you, Lucy. Just ask him out and find out.

  34. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    February 14, 2021 at 1:12 am | #

    Hey Lucy, at least when you offer him anything he wants, at least he is thinking of something associated with masculinity…

  35. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    February 14, 2021 at 1:13 am | #

    By the way is everyone else getting beard care ads here, or is it just me?

    • BarerMender
      BarerMender
      February 14, 2021 at 1:25 am | #

      Just you. What’s up with your beard, anyway?

      • Molochmachine
        Molochmachine
        February 14, 2021 at 1:45 am | #

        It’s uncared for, obviously

        • Slartibeast Button, BIA
          Slartibeast Button, BIA
          February 14, 2021 at 1:48 am | #

          I am emotionally unavailable to my beard. Just how I am.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      February 14, 2021 at 3:45 am | #

      I keep getting ads for trimming my nether regions. I want to call that beard-adjacent, but that would go to a weird place.

      I also question the intelligence of The Algorithm in its ad choices.

      • Geneseepaws
        Geneseepaws
        February 14, 2021 at 4:44 am | #

        They are so clueless with the ads, “welcome to the dark ages”, really? Adult diapers for seniors? Sailboats for $12,000 per linear foot? Yeah they don’t know me AT ALL.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        February 14, 2021 at 12:22 pm | #

        It seems like Manscaped is sponsoring every YouTuber lately.

        (Maybe I should get in on that. I need new blades for my Norelco and those things are expensive!)

  36. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    February 14, 2021 at 1:25 am | #

    Alas, the mention of Oscar Isaac only makes Lucy more smitten with Walky.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      February 14, 2021 at 12:24 pm | #

      I choose to believe her brain had a stack overflow and crashed when she imagined bearded Walky.

  37. AbacusWizard
    AbacusWizard
    February 14, 2021 at 2:13 am | #

    c’mon Lucy you gotta be way more direct than that; do you even understand how oblivious this dude is

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      February 14, 2021 at 3:43 am | #

      Walky MIGHT be the most oblivious person in the room.

      Might.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      February 14, 2021 at 8:47 am | #

      Is he though? Or is he just not into her and hoping she’ll drop[ it if he avoids the subject?

  38. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    February 14, 2021 at 2:20 am | #

    I like that sometimes, they’re just not into you. That was one of the things I liked in the original Roomies. Joyce was adorable and wonderful but Danny flat out didn’t want anything to do with her romantically.

    • butts
      butts
      February 14, 2021 at 2:46 am | #

      Roomies Joyce was “adorable and wonderful”???

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        February 14, 2021 at 12:25 pm | #

        Adorable? Yes.

        Wonderful? Eeeh…

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      February 14, 2021 at 8:45 am | #

      Roomies Joyce was dangerously unstable and annoying.

  39. wilddeath
    wilddeath
    February 14, 2021 at 2:49 am | #

    lucy be super thirsty. i feel bad that its aimed at walky.

  40. Caren
    Caren
    February 14, 2021 at 2:56 am | #

    Welllllll isn’t panel 1 relatable …

    Undiagnosed ADHD is years spent mostly wondering why you can put in ridiculous, unhuman amounts of effort into some things, but can’t manage to do simple things like take out the trash.

  41. Alexander Hammil
    Alexander Hammil
    February 14, 2021 at 3:05 am | #

    You don’t see a lot of female Nice Guys in stories, but dang if that isn’t Lucy all over. Either ask him out or move on, Luce, stop trying to elbow your friendship into a romance.

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      February 14, 2021 at 9:00 am | #

      Walky: Listen, I’m like Xander and you’re Willow.

      Lucy: I like boys.

      Walky: No, I mean Season 1-3 Xander and Willow.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      February 14, 2021 at 12:35 pm | #

      At no point has Lucy acted entitled to Walky. Being a chicken is not the same as being a Nice Guy.

  42. Lawzlo
    Lawzlo
    February 14, 2021 at 3:31 am | #

    Lucy: “I’ll be your beard, Walky.”
    Walky: “That’s not what… wait, what?”

  43. Keulen
    Keulen
    February 14, 2021 at 3:33 am | #

    Lucy, you’re still being way too subtle. Or maybe he’s not interested, but as a guy who’s really oblivious to when a girl’s into me, I wouldn’t be surprised if Walky is also that oblivious.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      February 14, 2021 at 3:42 am | #

      To be LESS subtle she’d have to be throwing things at his head, and who thinks THAT’S romantic?

  44. GUIGUI
    GUIGUI
    February 14, 2021 at 3:56 am | #

    I just realised Walky has only ever dated white girls so far. (well, the number of girls he has actually dated amount to two, so it’s not really meaningful), I wonder if he’ll get some “unexpected” backlash from his mom if he ever ends up dating Lucy and his mom learn about it.

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      February 14, 2021 at 4:09 am | #

      Interesting. Now I’m wondering how Linda would have taken it if he started dating Jennifer. On the one hand, “the girl next door” is supposed to be the greatest thing ever, and Jennifer is the “reasonably white-passing daughter she always wanted”, but on the other hand, she’s not entirely white.

      • He Who Abides
        He Who Abides
        February 14, 2021 at 10:12 am | #

        Considering that Linda treated Jennifer absurdly better than Sal, HER OWN DAUGHTER, I’m pretty sure that she’d’ve been delighted for Walky to end up with her.

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      February 14, 2021 at 4:22 pm | #

      I wonder if Walky has his own racism that Linda has implanted into him. That he has been conditioned to overlook the affections of awesome gals like Lucy because they don’t fit what he was told to seek out.

      I wouldn’t think Willis would go there but he did with Sal and Walkerton.

  45. Yhelta
    Yhelta
    February 14, 2021 at 4:06 am | #

    (Syndrome Hands) You DENSE M*****F*****!!

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      February 14, 2021 at 9:01 am | #

      I’d argue Walky knows exactly what she means and doesn’t want to do the healthy thing and say, “No, Lucy, I’m not feeling it.”

  46. Rabid Rabbit
    Rabid Rabbit
    February 14, 2021 at 4:10 am | #

    Panel 2 Lucy: Man, those are some strong IW Dina vibes she’s giving off.

  47. TemplarKnight
    TemplarKnight
    February 14, 2021 at 4:38 am | #

    The Doctor: Oh! I know what’s it like: it’s like when you fancy someone and they don’t even know you exist. That’s what it’s like.

  48. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    February 14, 2021 at 5:46 am | #

    Walky is putting so much effort into not putting any effort into Lucy’s feelings that it hurts.

    • milu
      milu
      February 14, 2021 at 7:32 am | #

      well put, Sombrero.
      My grav would have to agree with yours.

  49. AGV
    AGV
    February 14, 2021 at 6:20 am | #

    Oh Lucy, you poor thing
    You will have to say it as blatantly as possible if you want him to actually aknowledge anything

    • AGV
      AGV
      February 14, 2021 at 6:21 am | #

      Shoo, begone Joe gravatar

      • AGV
        AGV
        February 14, 2021 at 6:21 am | #

        Oh this I dig

  50. PiotrW
    PiotrW
    February 14, 2021 at 6:24 am | #

    Oh dear. Lucy, please. Stop trying to woo this guy, he’s not worth it…

    • Zaxares
      Zaxares
      February 14, 2021 at 7:06 am | #

      The gravatar fits. XD

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      February 14, 2021 at 12:28 pm | #

      “Love is just a chemical reaction, and not a particularly interesting one. Eat at arbys”

      • 0kami
        0kami
        February 14, 2021 at 7:53 pm | #

        “Feeling pangs of love? Don’t worry, it’ll pass, just like all things eventually do. Eat Arby’s*.”

        *or don’t; eat whatever you want, we D.N.G.A.F.

  51. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    February 14, 2021 at 6:35 am | #

    This just hurt

    • Zaxares
      Zaxares
      February 14, 2021 at 7:08 am | #

      Yeeeep. I’ve been in Lucy’s shoes before too, as somebody who’s naturally shy AND introverted, and before I was experienced enough to know better about how you just have to be more upfront with feelings and relationships because people aren’t mind-readers.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        February 14, 2021 at 8:43 am | #

        Or to realize they did get the hint and are deliberately avoiding the subject because they’re not into you.

  52. Juanoku
    Juanoku
    February 14, 2021 at 6:45 am | #

    Oh, so oblivious, i know that feeling

    • thumb
      thumb
      February 14, 2021 at 8:13 am | #

      I don’t know that he is so oblivious. I think that, like so many things in his life, he’s ignoring it in order not to have that conversation. He’s a bit more mature now, so he might get there eventually. Maybe.

  53. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    February 14, 2021 at 7:54 am | #

    Lucy is not so lucky. Ir is very lucky?

  54. thumb
    thumb
    February 14, 2021 at 8:12 am | #

    #relatable, amiright?

  55. hof1991
    hof1991
    February 14, 2021 at 10:20 am | #

    Giving Walky a pass here. Before the kidnapping/murder he had no trouble responding to this kind of situation. The time skip was needed because the cast is different people and this is a different comic.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      February 14, 2021 at 12:29 pm | #

      He doesn’t want Lucy’s dad to kidnap him.

    • eskimolos
      eskimolos
      February 14, 2021 at 2:30 pm | #

      yeah pretty sure he has trauma and of his relationships, he was mainly Interested in Dorothy, then saw amber as “thicc dorothy with a cool superhero thing and garbage like me”, and now I don’t wanna do her this way, but Lucy is pretty much everything he was not ready to handle about Dorothy (smart and extremely self motivated), as well as clearly not seeing and therefore unable to be at peace with his garbage-ness, which is a liability for someone who enjoys being garbage.

      One day, Lucy will hopefully grow up and grow standards in the process.

  56. geno
    geno
    February 14, 2021 at 12:13 pm | #

    Willis just blatantly trolling us with that poll. It’s obviously gonna be Joyce and Walky

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      February 14, 2021 at 12:30 pm | #

      I’ve got a boarding pass for the USS Joece and dammit, I’m going down with that ship!

    • milu
      milu
      February 14, 2021 at 2:11 pm | #

      it’s obviously gonna be Malaya, but no one knows it yet cause she’s gonna submit on a whim at the last second and blow everyone out of the water.

  57. Bagge
    Bagge
    February 14, 2021 at 12:31 pm | #

    That line should have worked.

    I can’t believe fanfics have lied to Lucy all this time

  58. ziggy78eog
    ziggy78eog
    February 14, 2021 at 12:33 pm | #

    Lucy, you are being too subtle; Walky does not understand, “subtle”. You need a sign that says, “lets smash”, and even then, it would take a while.

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      February 14, 2021 at 3:34 pm | #

      And Walky would respond, “which one:
      Super Smash Bros., Super Smash Bros. Melee, Super Smash Bros. Brawl,
      Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS, Super Smash Bros. for Wii U, Super Smash Bros. Ultimate?”

      • Ziggy78eog
        Ziggy78eog
        February 15, 2021 at 8:15 am | #

        ..sadly yes, yes he would.

  59. BryanP
    BryanP
    February 14, 2021 at 12:44 pm | #

    You know, I’d like to say this is exaggerated, that no one can be that clueless. Except that one of the happiest married couples I know (they’ve been together since the early 90s) love to talk about how clueless he was.

    To hear her tell it, she was sending him every signal she could think of and he just wasn’t picking up. She finally gave up, walked up to him and said “Hey. I’d like to date you. Wanna?” He had absolutely no clue.

  60. Austin
    Austin
    February 14, 2021 at 12:46 pm | #

    Oh, for god sakes SHE WANTS TO TOUCH YOUR PENIS!!!!

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      February 14, 2021 at 2:24 pm | #

      Reminds me of “You! Are! A! Toooyyy!”, from that old TV show about talking toys.

      • Demoted Oblivious
        Demoted Oblivious
        February 14, 2021 at 3:35 pm | #

        Toy Story? Wasn’t that Woody’s line to Buzz?

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          February 14, 2021 at 6:39 pm | #

          Yeah, he screams at him underneath the car, at a gas station. Then they get into a brawl you’d never see in a kids’ movie today and wind up at the arcade.

  61. Steamweed
    Steamweed
    February 14, 2021 at 1:02 pm | #

    Total cluelessness regarding flirting, Walky? Well, me, too, man. Me, too.

  62. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    February 14, 2021 at 2:22 pm | #

    Maybe he’s just not interested and is too much of a bonehead to just say so? He’s not obligated to fuck her just because she would REALLY like him to, y’all. I’m getting gross vibes off the responses to these two, and it’s not fantastic.

    That said, if he’s not interested, he really ought to say it to her face, gently if possible.

    • eskimolos
      eskimolos
      February 14, 2021 at 2:32 pm | #

      This is how I’m reading it. I think he’s plenty aware that Lucy’s into him, and just isn’t that into her, and not into a relationship in general right now. Really it was a novelty that just spontaneously erupted with dorothy then rebounded into amber, and after those two I don’t think he’s likely super keen on dating another highly motivated and intelligent girl that’s really into him.

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      February 14, 2021 at 3:52 pm | #

      Support this 100%, if he in fact is picking up her signals. I’m not convinced his antenna is receiving anything right now.

      And yes, gently, BUT, and this is important, BLUNTLY. He doesn’t need to be cruel, but being absolutely clear is an important part of being gentle. Lack of clarity only creates confusion and prolongs suffering.

  63. Toes14
    Toes14
    February 14, 2021 at 2:43 pm | #

    Walky is being a typical clueless young guy, missing out on hints that he could be doing the sex thing . . .

    • Demoted Oblivious
      Demoted Oblivious
      February 14, 2021 at 3:45 pm | #

      Which kind of implies that guys don’t care what they’re sticking it in as long as they can get it wet, which supports Delicious Taffy’s comment of getting gross vibes off of some of the responses. As much as some people might appreciate the idea of a guy as brute who only responds to instincts, that mentality leads to problematic behaviour for a number of reasons. As such we live in a world where people need to expect more from their partners in order to ensure that no involved parties can get hurt (in whatever combination of people are involved).

      Not meaning to say that’s what you intended in your writing, just that it can be read that way /Alec Guiness/ “from a certain point of view”

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        February 14, 2021 at 4:24 pm | #

        I think that you can interpret the fan response that the fans think Lucy is a wonderful gal and wonder why Walky isn’t feeling it.

  64. John
    John
    February 14, 2021 at 4:18 pm | #

    I have the same Last Jedi poster as Lucy!

  65. Chester
    Chester
    February 14, 2021 at 5:24 pm | #

    It’s okay Walky, I couldn’t grow facial hair ’til I was 21, maybe you’re just a late bloomer!

    Or god hates you and makes your facial hair suddenly actually grow the same week you join the military, I’m not sure which one was my case

  66. misanthropope
    misanthropope
    February 14, 2021 at 6:30 pm | #

    pretending to be clueless, enjoying the power. as common as shit, been close to both sides of it, been ON both sides of it, may even have experienced some personal growth from being the patsy.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      February 14, 2021 at 8:03 pm | #

      Sure, you can interpret malice in anything.

    • Axel
      Axel
      February 15, 2021 at 12:48 am | #

      are you RPing as malaya?

  67. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    February 15, 2021 at 3:16 am | #

    she deserves this.

    • Adam Black
      Adam Black
      February 15, 2021 at 3:24 am | #

      Faux naivete to a mask passive aggressive strategy of social dominance?
      Thsts LUCY all the way .

      walky is mirroring her. all she has to break it is saying “you can touch my booby”

  68. Roe
    Roe
    February 16, 2021 at 1:09 am | #

    lucy ready to risk it all

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mary: dawn says your girlfriend is trying to murder her wilbur: but what about MY happiness okay can we kill wilbur now
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
help I had a big yawny stretch after I got into bed and threw out my back
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Dotty" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Dotty
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
fuck off
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Phew, they made NoHo Hank wear pants.
A McFarlane Toys action figure of Metamorpho, from James Gunn's Superman movie.  He's wearing pants.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
where's my hour loop of Vader fist-dancing
preternia.com's user avatarpreternia @preternia.com ⋅ 2d
Hot Toys Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith 1/6 Scale Darth Vader Deluxe ($495) & Standard ($315) is up for preorder at Sideshow - shrsl.com/4wcx6 #ad If you preorder make sure to hit the Exclusive versions since they include a commemorative plaque and cost the same.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca ⋅ 2d
hey, FANTASTIC FOUR got an Eisner nomination for best ongoing series!! I think this news is... really great! Fantastic even :0
the cover of FF #1 featuring some beautiful art of said Fantastic Four
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
oh no, new content over at the nsfw patreon joe introduces joyce to fingers that aren't breaded chicken www.patreon.com/posts/joe-fi...
tastefully cropped art of joe and joyce discovering the joys of fingers
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
I may have to pin this
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 5d
btw if you're one of those rando bluesky weirdos who doesn't know me but sees me in the wild being sarcastic and don't know i'm being sarcastic because you haven't taken like 30 seconds to, like, maybe look at my user profile or something, keep walking, you're not going to score internet points here
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
#relatable
header image - a man in a hospital gown says
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ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
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OSMOTE @osmote.net ⋅ 2d
Screenshot of Jonathan Frakes on the set of Beyond Belief
brendelbored.bsky.social's user avatarBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social ⋅ 1y
Politico: Ever been slapped by breasts?
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com ⋅ 3d
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
The problems with this prosecution are legion, but most immediately, the
government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
joshgerstein.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Up, continued
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 3d
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 3d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 12d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 12d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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