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by David M Willis on October 27, 2021 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Sister, Christian
└ Tags: booster, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    October 27, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

    DAMN, phrased that way, Joyce is a MONSTER for crushing his dreams =C

    …

    ya know, lemme repost the anecdote I buried in the comments a few days back, seems to apply here, too, maybe better

    I actually applied for a comic position, although it was for drawing for a script rather than whatever we felt like. It apparently was down to me and another person I knew, and while it wasn’t quite Joyce vs. Walky levels of difference, I’m p sure if you replaced “level of world building” with “willingness to draw backgrounds” then the comparison is spot on 😐

    but I don’t begrudge “my” Joyce for getting the part, since I learned I really can’t draw to somebody else’s guidelines unless I REALLY want to do it

    the main thing was, it was my first serious effort at something, for potential pay, and I was so “I WANT TO DO THIS” but also “DANG THIS IS HARD, HOW CAN I DO THE LEAST AND GET IT DONE” that I’m really not surprised the other person got it

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 27, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

      The most insidious thing about having your dreams crushed is the one who crushes your dream isn’t always the bad guy.

      • Decidedly Orthogonal
        Decidedly Orthogonal
        October 27, 2021 at 2:04 am | #

        Good lord this bodes poorly for Lucy. I mean, we pretty much all figured there was poor boding anyways, but damn.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          October 27, 2021 at 7:13 am | #

          Not sure why. I guess you can read it to say “I haven’t stayed interested in Lucy”, but I think we’re dealing with different categories here.

          He certainly stayed interested in Dorothy and Amber for more than 5 days, so it’s not really worth commenting on a lasting interest in Lucy. Staying interested in a project like the comic for that long is very different.

      • Seregiel
        Seregiel
        October 27, 2021 at 10:29 am | #

        I’m sure Lucy could point out: self published internet comics.

    • Rainhat
      Rainhat
      October 27, 2021 at 1:54 am | #

      Sympathies. “My Joyce”, in this situation, not only easily beat me put for an internship, outside her major but inside mine, but was also a friend who essentially applied to see what would happen. It was tough remaining friends after that.

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        October 27, 2021 at 9:34 am | #

        Well, at the time it was a bummer bc I was in this mindset that if it was going to work, I needed to be productive at X rate to finish Y pages to make Z dollars compared to even a minimum wage job, and I was freaking out about that plus doing a good job that people would actually pay money to see

        so it’s actually for the best even though the job I now have isn’t remotely arty (though I only minimally have to care about quality of my work since currently I largely cut and paste answers and pays surprisingly well for it)

  2. Proxiehunter
    Proxiehunter
    October 27, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    Five straight days. ADHD vibes increasing.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      October 27, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

      Damn you for a comment-ninjaing… comment… ninjaer…. wait, why should I be upset by this again?

    • Joyfulldreams
      Joyfulldreams
      October 27, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

      At this point if Walky doesn’t actually have ADHD I’ll [insert ridiculous thing here].

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        October 27, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

        Define “ridiculous thing” and “here”.

        • Clif
          Clif
          October 27, 2021 at 1:00 am | #

          By the authority invested in me by King Daniel, I hereby define “ridiculous thing” to be a parenthetical remark which uses square brackets, and “here” to be our small insignificant suburb of cyberspace.

      • Throwatron
        Throwatron
        October 27, 2021 at 3:56 am | #

        I mean, given that at least one character is smart-coded has said he “clearly has [it],” I think that means in-universe that he does. It doesn’t seem like Willis would float an idea like that if it wouldn’t pay off, especially because that’d probably be a little insensitive to neuro-divergents. By meta-gaming basic story-telling rules and social mores, I’m happy putting it to 99% certainty “Walky has ADHD” is an in-universe fact, no matter how it’s eventually addressed.

      • RowenMorland
        RowenMorland
        October 27, 2021 at 7:51 pm | #

        Whatever happens to be on your mind at the time [inserted then]?

    • missilentmurmur
      missilentmurmur
      October 27, 2021 at 2:35 am | #

      It’s so easy to label something ADHD. I’m in a position at 31 that for the first time in my life I put fairly consistent effort (an hour a day) in the same thing for like 20 days or so, and I am pretty damn proud even if it doesn’t pay the bills yet. It feels like an overwhelming amount of work done, and I’m struggling a lot to increase it. It’d be easy to say I’m simply incapable of paying attention. But no, the reason is a complex set of internalized beliefs and fears that I’m trying to untangle. Eg. Why do it if it won’t be perfect? You should learn to do it right before even trying. You can’t be seen as not clever at anything ever. What if doing something else instead is a more rational choice?

      • Geneseepaws
        Geneseepaws
        October 27, 2021 at 7:45 am | #

        By Everything that is holy; YOU! Get OUT OF Mah BRAIN –> And the worst part for me is – the drugs only help marginally.

        • Taellosse
          Taellosse
          October 28, 2021 at 12:05 am | #

          At least they help a little?

          Unfortunately, after diagnosis, I found myself to be in the 20% that are largely unresponsive to the drugs generally used for treating ADHD.

          But yeah, managing the condition completely the hard way is not fun.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        October 27, 2021 at 7:55 am | #

        I mean I also do these exact things, as in those last four sentences are also mine, and I’ve got ADHD.

        It can be both.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        October 27, 2021 at 4:16 pm | #

        Oh hello, this is my life.

        I took a cue from my 3rd Grade students and made myself a weekly star chart. We’re talking sparkly rainbow stickers, in various categories.

        My current categories are writing my book, doing 30min+ of boring adult tasks, applying to jobs, and practicing driving. My fiancés chart has included exercising, physical therapy, producing his play, and reaching out to friends. Either of us can get a star for planning our wedding.

        I don’t get all the stars possible each week, but I do get WAY more of those things done than I did before the chart. I actually look for ways to get stars each day.

        (PS for my depressed pals, my star chart originally measured “I was out of bed and eating breakfast before 11am each day” and “I did 30min of a not-fun task”. I added categories over time.)

      • Taellosse
        Taellosse
        October 27, 2021 at 11:55 pm | #

        So wait, just to clarify – are you being dismissive of the internet diagnosing Walky with ADHD because you’re own described behavior is or is NOT ADHD?

        Cuz I have ADHD, and you kinda sound like you’re reading my brain.

        Also worth noting: I was only diagnosed 3 years ago, and I’m 42.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      October 27, 2021 at 7:44 am | #

      It wouldn’t surprise me if Walky does have ADHD.

    • H3xx
      H3xx
      October 27, 2021 at 8:35 am | #

      I felt this one. A lot. I really wish I had insurance so I could get help.

    • PB
      PB
      October 27, 2021 at 11:32 am | #

      Yeah, once he put it like that I flashed back to a lot of memories of opportunities that meant a lot to me that people thought I put no effort into and I felt really bad. I’m still glad Joyce got it because I think she needs the outlet but I really hope that Walky can find something similar.

  3. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    October 27, 2021 at 12:06 am | #

    I note that the thing he held an interest in for an extended time was NOT his schoolwork OR his new girlfriend.

    ADHD vibes increasing.

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      October 27, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

      Same face.
      Same comment phrasing.
      …
      Soggies may rule.

    • Nono
      Nono
      October 27, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

      Walky has extended interests for fast food, I’m sure.

      • Sterling
        Sterling
        October 27, 2021 at 1:32 am | #

        You only need to be interested in the fast food until you’ve eaten it all.

      • JBento
        JBento
        October 27, 2021 at 6:01 am | #

        The reason Walky likes fast food so much is because he can’t keep focused long enough for slow food.

    • Francoinblanco
      Francoinblanco
      October 27, 2021 at 12:51 am | #

      If you put this this way ouch, but he always try to be better so i hope he only exaggerates

  4. Cmasta1992
    Cmasta1992
    October 27, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    “WaLKy doEsN’T aCTuaLly cARe abOuT tHE CoMIc”

  5. Rose by Any Other Name
    Rose by Any Other Name
    October 27, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    … is Booster going to suggest that Walky should do a webcomic?

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      October 27, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

      And lo, on that day, Walky’s Internet Pitstop was born.

    • Jason Rivest
      Jason Rivest
      October 27, 2021 at 8:09 am | #

      That was my thought too.

  6. A Red Balloon
    A Red Balloon
    October 27, 2021 at 12:07 am | #

    Awe don’t feel too sad, Walky. You tried, and that’s what matters! Treat yourself to a coffee or something.

    Also, Booster, LOVE the belly-button shirt!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 27, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

      Coffee is gross. Have a chocolate milk, on me.

      • A Red Balloon
        A Red Balloon
        October 27, 2021 at 12:44 am | #

        That’s good too, but don’t knock coffee till you’ve had it with at least 20% cream.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          October 27, 2021 at 12:44 am | #

          I have and I realized something.
          I just like cream and sugar, not coffee. So I still don’t drink coffee.

          • A Red Balloon
            A Red Balloon
            October 27, 2021 at 1:04 am | #

            Both of those are delicious, and the fact that you get all of your work done without caffeine just makes it all the more impressive!

            • eh, whatever
              eh, whatever
              October 27, 2021 at 4:56 am | #

              Caffeine doesn’t even work on everyone.

              • Clif
                Clif
                October 27, 2021 at 9:52 am | #

                I actually do like coffee, though I understand why many don’t. My theory is that people that want cream and sugar in their coffee don’t actually like coffee.

                But, man, if coffee tasted as good as smells…

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  October 27, 2021 at 2:57 pm | #

                  That is what I tell people when they ask me why I don’t drink coffee.

                • Joshua Kronengold
                  Joshua Kronengold
                  October 27, 2021 at 10:08 pm | #

                  Eh. It’s still liking coffee if you like it with cream and sugar, just like it’s still liking chocolate if you like it at 60% or 70% dark rather than 99% or 100% (it’s even still “liking chocolate” if you like milk chocolate, though in that case you should try GOOD European milk chocolate if you haven’t. It’s NOT liking chocolate if you only like white chocolate, but really, just liking the taste of cocoa butter is fine!)

                  Only a small percentage of coffee drinkers prefer it bitter and very intense–many more like it with at least a -little- sweetness or at least a -little- milk (personally, I can handdle it with either or both and have youu tried vietnamese iced coffee?) So setting the standards beyond “likes the taste” to “likes the pure thing at maximum heat” is a bit much IMO.

                  Also, personally dark coffee is A. intense and B. really, really sensitive to the beans and brewing conditions. So while I might start with coffee black for single origin stuff so I really taste it, it’s not worth it for most coffee.

            • khn0
              khn0
              October 27, 2021 at 4:55 pm | #

              chocolate is just another Booster

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            October 27, 2021 at 4:52 am | #

            Have you tried black tea with that combination of contaminants? I liked it when I was a toddler/kid.

            • StClair
              StClair
              October 27, 2021 at 9:36 pm | #

              I had someone ask me to give that a try. I couldn’t add enough to make it palatable. Ended up pouring it down the drain.

              I like soda, I like juice (including hot cider, spiced or not), I like cocoa. I like coffee as a flavor (ice cream, etc), and I like chocolate-covered beenz. I don’t like tea.

              • Joshua Kronengold
                Joshua Kronengold
                October 27, 2021 at 10:14 pm | #

                In fairness, much more than coffee or chocolate, tea is really, really variable. I tolerated tea (never really -liked- it, was just willing to drink it when there wasn’t coffee available) until I had a good selection of different good teas and found some I really didn’t care for and some I really liked.

                There’s no particularly strong reason to correlate liking, say, jasmine with liking English Breakfast, with liking Ceylon, with liking lapsang suchon, with liking pueh (I don’t) with liking genmai-cha, etc. Some “teas” don’t even contain tea.

          • Jason
            Jason
            October 27, 2021 at 10:32 am | #

            I used to hate coffee, then I had really good quality coffee with cream and sugar and it’s good. And the caffeine helps my ADHD (usually by putting me to sleep). Unfortunately my ADHD also means I’m that bit less likely to go to the effort of making fresh coffee.

            • Casi
              Casi
              October 27, 2021 at 2:05 pm | #

              I have found that making a batch of cold brew coffee every few days does wonders for making good coffee more accessible.

            • A Red Balloon
              A Red Balloon
              October 27, 2021 at 3:23 pm | #

              Interesting how that works.

              One of my professors actually told me once that coffee made him sleepy too, and this held true for 5% of all people.

              He didn’t seem to have ADHD though…..

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          October 27, 2021 at 2:42 am | #

          That’s called coffee milk, and you can only make it right if you knew how to pronounce “quahog” before hearing it spoken on Family Guy. (Or if you use Autocrat syrup, I guess.)

  7. King Daniel
    King Daniel
    October 27, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    bUt wALkY wAsN’t rEaLLy InTeReStEd aT aLL iN dOiNg a cOmIc

    (happy quarter-century to me today, I guess)

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      October 27, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

      Oh gods, they’re multiplying!

      **runs screaming**

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      October 27, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

      dang, comment-ninja’d on my own birthday

      • Cmasta1992
        Cmasta1992
        October 27, 2021 at 4:23 am | #

        Please accept my full celebrations on your birthday in exchange for ninjaing you.

      • Rose by Any Other Name
        Rose by Any Other Name
        October 27, 2021 at 10:20 am | #

        Oh! Happy birthday!

        And now, back to my screaming.

        **flees**

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      October 27, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

      Happy birthday, hope you enjoy yourself and get to relax.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      October 27, 2021 at 1:28 am | #

      Have a birthday, young’un.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        October 27, 2021 at 4:53 am | #

        Accept my invisible up vote. Then get off my lawn.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          October 27, 2021 at 8:38 am | #

          If I recall correctly, you’re about 235% my age. So your lawn is safe. For now.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          October 27, 2021 at 9:00 am | #

          *joins Opus in shakin’ m’stick at them dang kids*

    • milu
      milu
      October 27, 2021 at 5:38 am | #

      why, you do not look a day older than whichever relatively-younger age number you find flattering!!! i think your comments are very good. please keep making them.

    • JBento
      JBento
      October 27, 2021 at 6:04 am | #

      Happy birthday! Long live the king!

      • Geneseepaws
        Geneseepaws
        October 27, 2021 at 7:54 am | #

        The King has Birthday-ed! Long Live the King! Long may he Reign, our just and noble… Hey!! Plus there’s rain for the King’s birthday, no?

  8. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    October 27, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    This is why I wanted Walky to get the strip. He never shows interest in anything besides cartoons, fast food, and I guess smooching ladies now sometimex. It was refreshing to see him try.

    • MrSmith
      MrSmith
      October 27, 2021 at 12:18 am | #

      Thats a bad way to decide who gets something.

      Joyce put in more effort, Joyce had proof that she’d have a comic strip to submit every week and Joyces drawings (are comics considered drawings or art?) looked more professional

      Joyce is the better choice because Joyce was the better candidate

      • alongcameaspider
        alongcameaspider
        October 27, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

        Ok, I was one of the people who thought Walky wasn’t really that upset about losing and I’ll cop to being wrong, but we don’t actually know how much effort walky put in because Daisy never looked at it

        That said neither Daisy nor Joyce had any way of knowing losing the comic spot would have such a demoralizing effect on Walky (in part because he was flippant about it in front of them with that “bullet dodged” comment)

        Anyway it all comes back to Daisy is bad at her job and shouldn’t have it

        • Nono
          Nono
          October 27, 2021 at 12:43 am | #

          But if Daisy looked at both comics, and then still decided Joyce was better… Walky would still be bummed.

          It sucks and Daisy was unprofessional, but Walky’s mental state hinging on the comic is not Daisy’s responsibility.

        • Segnosaur
          Segnosaur
          October 27, 2021 at 2:41 am | #

          Is Daisy “bad at her job”?

          Lets set aside the whole “Is your girlfriend bi” comic strip (in the real world would be a bit creepy, but we will assume it was just for laughs).

          She didn’t read through all of Walky’s work, but Walky:

          1) showed up late. I don’t know if there was a particular time of day that he had to submit his comic by, but since Daisy was getting ready to give the comic to Joyce when Walky came it, its possible that it was close to end-of-day (which is never a good situation for a job seeker..)
          2) Daisy did see one page of Walky’s work (he was holding it up when she accosted him). It is possible that she was able to recognize “repetitive themes” in what she saw
          3) When Daisy suggested splitting the work, Walky’s reaction was “Great, less work”, which could make a potential employer nervous. “Is this person going to be willing to put in the effort on even a reduced workload?

          • Throwatron
            Throwatron
            October 27, 2021 at 4:04 am | #

            Yeah, I thought Daisy was an asshole…for about eight seconds. Then I remembered she was a grown adult running a legitimate enterprise that has a product to produce, and the person who gets the job will literally be employed by her and she will be responsible for their output. Her being fair to anybody is not a fucking factor, here. Walky is 17 employee red flags in a recently-licked shirt, no sane person would hire him for anything that would require him to be responsible for consistently outputting a product on a schedule.

          • Agemegos
            Agemegos
            October 27, 2021 at 6:05 am | #

            There is other evidence about whether Daisy is good at her job than her handling of this issue with the comic strip. We have seen her manage Dorothy and Jennifer and the Amazi-Girl and Night-Guy stories.

            Daisy told Walky that he had the job on condition of submitting samples on Friday. Daisy did not mention a competition. But Joyce showed up and…. Even though Joyce’s strip seems better for the paper than Walky’s, that is a dickish way to deal with free-lancers.

            Walky’s haste to get the sauce off his shirt suggests that he got to Daisy’s office shortly after lunch, not at close-of-business.

            • Kirdei
              Kirdei
              October 27, 2021 at 6:28 am | #

              The first thing Daisy says in that strip you linked is “We have a contest to replace a graduated cartoonist’s strip.”

              • Agemegos
                Agemegos
                October 28, 2021 at 12:27 am | #

                !

                Well, I don’t know how I missed that.

            • Segnosaur
              Segnosaur
              October 27, 2021 at 9:35 am | #

              I think the problem is, we as readers did not get details about what was required for the submission contest. However, there must have been some rules in place (otherwise Walky slipping them under the office door at 11:59 would be “submitting his work”).

              So there must have been some rules in place (we know there were because Dorothy managed to find them out), and that might have involved a time-of-day deadline. (And the fact that Walky was running suggests he was late for it.)

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                October 27, 2021 at 10:53 am | #

                Walky said he wanted to hurry to get there before Joyce – which looks like it would have been a good idea. He was told “samples by Friday”.

                I suspect there weren’t any formal rules in place or that Daisy would just ignore them anyways

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            October 27, 2021 at 7:20 am | #

            Let’s be honest about Daisy.

            She picked Joyce because she’s a girl writing a strip with lesbian romance potential. Everything else was incidental.

            • Spencer
              Spencer
              October 27, 2021 at 7:41 am | #

              That seems like an unfair reading given that Daisy’s comments on the Extremely Gay romance between Julia and Doris were that she liked it, and when Joyce made it clear it was completely unintentional Daisy just gave some frank advice that her audience might read into something that isn’t there to the point of feeling intentionally misled.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                October 27, 2021 at 10:54 am | #

                Sure, if you can that one strip at face value while ignoring everything else ever established about Daisy.

                • Spencer
                  Spencer
                  October 27, 2021 at 11:04 am | #

                  It’s almost like we’re seeing what Daisy is like when she’s not being one-note, in her second appearance after her date with Ruth, the only time in the comic she has ever indicated the slightest personality.

                  Daisy went on a date with Ruth where instead of trying to shove her face into her cooter they talked and got to know each other a bit and Daisy said outright she was scared and nervous but wanted to keep trying and then when Ruth started casually talking about her suicidal ideation Daisy got flatout protective of her, instinctively grabbing her hand to show support, and it only ended up in tears when Ruth propositioned her.

                  Like, maybe we’re seeing Daisy for who she actually is now when the camera focuses on her for reasons other than being horny.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  October 27, 2021 at 4:41 pm | #

                  Maybe, but yet the horniness still shines through and her interests still line right up with her decision

                • Spencer
                  Spencer
                  October 27, 2021 at 7:31 pm | #

                  It seemed pretty clear to me that Daisy was being professional with Joyce while discussing her comic and only reset back to her gag status once she caught a whiff of polyamorous bisexual girl saliva.

                  If she was giving Joyce the job because yuribait she’d probably make that clearer to us.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  October 27, 2021 at 10:22 pm | #

                  I think it’s very rare in this comic for anything to be “reset back to gag status”. Plenty of gags have come back seriously. Maybe not the outright superpowers, like Joyce teleporting, but nearly everything else.

          • Victor
            Victor
            October 27, 2021 at 11:05 am | #

            Walky did not “show up late”.

            He was supposed to be there that day. He didn’t have an assigned time.

            And Walky’s strip is honestly a better choice for a college paper. A long-form story comic is fine for the web, mostly ok for a regular newspaper, but is a terrible choice for a college paper. 1/4 of the audience is going to be lost every year, because they’re going to graduate, and the new audience would have to make an effort to find back issues to start the story, and probably won’t bother. I don’t know about you, but I’ve seen maybe 3 or 4 issues of my college’s daily paper since 1993, and I live in the same town where I went to college. So for the most part the only people who will see the entire story are people in Joyce’s class.

            • segnosaur
              segnosaur
              October 27, 2021 at 11:42 am | #

              Actually we don’t know for sure if he “showed up late”, because we don’t know the exact details of the contest (i.e. if there was stipulation “all submissions must be received by noon” or whatever.) But, the fact that he was running in order to get to Daisy’s office suggests that he was somehow rushed/behind schedule.

              As for whether Walky’s comic would have been a better fit, I think it depends on the quality of the comic. A joke-a-day is better for casual readers, but only if the jokes are actually funny. Walky’s concept seemed to be extremely limited (i.e. lets do the same joke over and over), which probably isn’t a good formula for attracting readers, whereas a decent plot-driven comic might entice people to read the paper just to see what happens next.

              As for the issue of losing readers to graduation/attracting new students… that problem can be minimized by carefully timing story lines so that they coincide with start/end of term, and providing occasional strips featuring exposition.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                October 27, 2021 at 5:00 pm | #

                He explicitly says in an earlier strip that he wanted to beat Joyce there. That’s why he was hurrying.

                There is no hint anywhere in any of these strips that there was a specific deadline or that he missed it. Even Joyce, when she’s claiming it’s already hers doesn’t say anything about him missing a deadline.

                It’s absolutely possible that a good enough write could pull off a long term plot driven comic in a campus paper. I don’t think there’s any real evidence that Joyce is that writer. Yet, at least. Her emphasis on getting to the good part with the aliens and earlier on how to introduce all the characters she needs make me doubt it.

                One could argue that these are both bad submissions, in different ways. Joyce’s too ambitious and Walky’s not ambitious enough. I’m not really arguing here that Walky’s is necessarily a better fit, just that it’s not nearly as clear cut as it might seem.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        October 27, 2021 at 12:32 am | #

        Joyce was definitely the better pick. Daisy made the right decision, it was just nice to see Walky apply effort to something. That’s like his major character flaw, he cruises through life expecting everything to be easy and working for nothing. That’s why a bad grade was so psychologically damaging to him last quarter. To see him actively pursue something was good character growth. But learning you can fail even when you try is als o a good lesson for him.

        • A Red Balloon
          A Red Balloon
          October 27, 2021 at 1:14 am | #

          Of course for him to have success resulting from deliberate effort definitely wouldn’t hurt.

          Yet again I see it coming up time and time again that most success is down to random chance.

          You know what? I’m just gonna stop here and acknowledge that the question on who really deserved the job is a complicated issue with no easy answers before I go off on an over-analytical tangent that no-one’s gonna bother to read anyway.

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            October 27, 2021 at 7:38 am | #

            Well, neither of them “deserved” it. It was something they both applied for and it was something nobody on Earth cared about, so Daisy flipped a coin.

            I don’t think Daisy would have changed her mind if she saw it, either. She liked all the effort that Joyce put in and then Joyce going all or nothing made Daisy comment she wanted it more. The actual quality probably wasn’t up for debate.

            And, in light of this strip, I think Daisy would see it as something Joyce is putting lots of herself into, versus the same joke with the same art by someone who showed up five minutes before deadline.

            Like, how would Walky actually pitch this to her?

          • Clif
            Clif
            October 27, 2021 at 10:00 am | #

            Random chance is almost always a major component of most success. So is effort, accumulated skill, and innate ability.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        October 27, 2021 at 1:34 am | #

        Sure, in universe that would be true, but on a character perspective, I too was excited to see potential for Walky’s character in the comic. That said, I also see potential in exploring this direction too, so I’m not as disappointed as I might have been otherwise.

        In universe, yes, Daisy probably made the right decision – although she can’t really know that because she neither looked at his strips nor heard his pitch.

      • Throwatron
        Throwatron
        October 27, 2021 at 4:00 am | #

        “Thats a bad way to decide who gets something.”

        I mean…sure? In terms of literal things in the real world that have stakes? But we’re talking about the outcome of a plot arc in a webcomic which a person pointed out would have made them feel happy, for the character in question. I dunno if “which character would have clearly and objectively been more deserving in reality” has any bearing on a fan just wanting a character they like to have happy stuff happen to them, because it feels good to read that…

        • milu
          milu
          October 27, 2021 at 5:49 am | #

          not to mention, characters making bad decisions is what propels this story forward =^

          • milu
            milu
            October 27, 2021 at 5:50 am | #

            (…basically every story ever, really.)

            • Clif
              Clif
              October 27, 2021 at 10:04 am | #

              Also real life.

              Good decisions come from good judgment.
              Good judgment comes from experience.
              Experience comes from bad decisions.

      • eh, whatever
        eh, whatever
        October 27, 2021 at 5:01 am | #

        “Drawings or art”???

        https://artsandculture.google.com/asset/feldhase/1QHEnzUGYMDG_w

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 27, 2021 at 12:21 am | #

      Same

    • Segnosaur
      Segnosaur
      October 27, 2021 at 2:29 am | #

      Nitpick… until recently, Walky had an interest in WATCHING cartoons and fast food. And only certain cartoons. (Not, for example, Ultracar.)

      • Clif
        Clif
        October 27, 2021 at 10:08 am | #

        You have to have watched Ultracar to know Monkey Master is better than Ultracar.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      October 27, 2021 at 7:30 am | #

      Same, it was nice to see Walky interested in something to the point that he actually put effort into it and wanted to succeed. Even though Joyce’s comic was almost certainly better, I really wanted him to get the job.

  9. Regalli
    Regalli
    October 27, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    Oh, Walky.

    There’s plenty of webcomic platforms to host on, my poor guy.

    • alongcameaspider
      alongcameaspider
      October 27, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

      I suspect Booster may suggest doing just that to Walky

      • Seregiel
        Seregiel
        October 27, 2021 at 12:04 pm | #

        Or Lucy since she was actively helping, has skin in the game, and is the one with comic posters all over her wall. Lucy isn’t my fav, but I do like watching their flustered interactions and maybe she’s the right kind of goob for him… plus Linda would “love” that.

  10. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    October 27, 2021 at 12:08 am | #

    I do feel bad for Walky here. I know that Joyce put a lot more work into making her comics than Walky did but I still can’t help but be bummed for Walky.

    Why is that?

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      October 27, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

      I mean even if rationally you know that the other person was a better fit, it still sucks to get passed over.

      • Mr D
        Mr D
        October 27, 2021 at 12:40 am | #

        Also, Walky’s “one joke per comic per newspaper, no continuity” idea would probably fit in more with a college newspaper than an elaborate years long story that requires reading the entire run. It’s why Garfield works.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          October 27, 2021 at 7:32 am | #

          Yeah, honestly I think Walky’s strip is probably a better college paper strip.

          Joyce’s might be better than it seems, but it seems like most of the appeal is in the long term payoff and she’s going to spend at least the first semester doing set up stuff before she gets to what she’s interested in. It’s possible to do that well and keep people’s interest in daily gags while doing it, but it’s not clear she has the chops for it yet.

          Her strip is definitely more ambitious, but that doesn’t mean it’s better. Early Roomies! at best, but with more focus on setting stuff up for It’s Walky and likely less on doing anything interesting in the short term.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      October 27, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

      Cause it sucks to watch someone put effort in something and fail. If Joyce had lost a lot of us would be feeling bad for her too.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        October 27, 2021 at 2:39 am | #

        *Barely put in effort. He was all excited that recycling most of the art every day would score him a few easy bucks once the job was handed to him by default.

        Then, a wild competition appeared and ran circles around him.

        • Throwatron
          Throwatron
          October 27, 2021 at 4:05 am | #

          Barely put in effort relative to the average person. Relative to the entire life experience of David Walkerton, he put in probably 15-20% of his total life’s effort expenditure, this week.

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            October 27, 2021 at 7:32 am | #

            Yeah that’s something to think about to.

            A gag a day that reuses the concept and art every time could be, at the moment, the most amount of work Walky can put into something.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            October 27, 2021 at 8:26 am | #

            That’s a fair point. However, there’s no way Daisy would’ve known that. Just saying “sure, I want to do it” doesn’t instill confidence that he’ll commit to it long-term.

            Walky wasn’t reinventing Dinosaur Comics, he literally had ONE strip he planned on minimally tweaking every day. He could have all the confidence in himself that he’d stick to it and maybe even come up with a second gag eventually, but to everyone else he looks like he’s either lazy or not taking the job seriously.

            Given what was presented to her, it was only logical for Daisy to choose Joyce for the job (if only so she wouldn’t have to replace Walky if he got bored and flaked out on her after two weeks).

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        October 27, 2021 at 7:34 am | #

        OTOH, they could have accepted Daisy’s trick compromise offer and no one would have lost out completely.

    • Joyfulldreams
      Joyfulldreams
      October 27, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

      Cause you know how it feels to try at something and still fail, and can sympathize, I imagine.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 27, 2021 at 12:20 am | #

      As an artist who has spent his entire life comparing himself to 16 year olds who’s art is and will always be better than his own, knowing you weren’t good enough stings extra hard. It sucks to fall short. And people say not to compare yourself to others, but guess what the people hiring you are gonna do.

      • PirateTawnee
        PirateTawnee
        October 27, 2021 at 1:17 am | #

        They’re gonna exploit you, undervalue you, and try to crush your dreams.

        Oh, and compare you to others, which is probably the point you were making, my bad, sorry.

      • A Red Balloon
        A Red Balloon
        October 27, 2021 at 2:04 am | #

        If it makes you feel any better, I think you’re art is awesome, and it’s gotten me through some REALLY tough times!

        • A Red Balloon
          A Red Balloon
          October 27, 2021 at 2:39 am | #

          *your art.

          Brain not work. Please insert “cleaning disk”.

          • Fist_of_Life
            Fist_of_Life
            October 27, 2021 at 7:37 am | #

            no no. There may be something to the “you are” art claim.

          • Geneseepaws
            Geneseepaws
            October 27, 2021 at 8:12 am | #

            “Cleaning Disk?” How old Are you?

            • Delicious Taffy
              Delicious Taffy
              October 27, 2021 at 8:55 am | #

              What, you never had a PS1?

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        October 27, 2021 at 4:39 am | #

        Your skills of an artist are miles beyond anything I could hope to render.

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ijEiwBLCXeo

        • Rose by Any Other Name
          Rose by Any Other Name
          October 27, 2021 at 10:22 am | #

          Indeed.
          While it’s true that there’s always someone better than you, it is also true that there are many, many more people who are worse.

      • Seregiel
        Seregiel
        October 27, 2021 at 12:30 pm | #

        As someone with bad brain I know that you can understand a message but still not apply it to yourself, believe it and embrace it. That said: unless you’re on deaths door, you have time. More time than you would have had at any previous point in history. There is plenty of room for art that is uniquely yours as that is still a contribution no one else can manage. Similarly your art doesn’t need to be the best of the best if the message/content resounds with people. Look at xkcd. Yes his info graphics are impressive as are his rare large compositions but most of it is just knowledgeable jokes with stick figures. Have a through line, pull a Willis and stock pile art so you can post at least a few days a week to keep an audience, promote and chase an audience like crazy and enjoy it enough it can sustain you’re happiness just by making even a limited audience happy. If you keep at it you have a better chance of catching some luck than giving up due to failing to live up to your own expectations… said the pot to the kettle. Just remember all the people who have supported your contributions here. And that’s a single Fandom.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        October 27, 2021 at 3:04 pm | #

        No matter what you do, there is always going to be someone better than you. Accept it, understand it, and ignore it. All you can do is be the best that YOU can be, and always strive to do the next thing just a little bit better.

  11. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    October 27, 2021 at 12:09 am | #

    Did Walky go from getting his TV mouse gig to losing it in five days?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      October 27, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

      Nah, he still does that on weekends.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      October 27, 2021 at 12:11 am | #

      I think it was a one-off, so yeah probably.

    • Sam
      Sam
      October 27, 2021 at 12:12 am | #

      He didn’t really have an interest in that, that was something his mum got him to do.

      • DailyBrad
        DailyBrad
        October 27, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

        Yeah, he didn’t even remember doing it until he was confronted with it.

        • Seregiel
          Seregiel
          October 27, 2021 at 12:35 pm | #

          More accurately he probably blocked out the trauma of being a religious choire mouse. I would.

  12. AbacusWizard
    AbacusWizard
    October 27, 2021 at 12:10 am | #

    You don’t have to give up on your dreams, Walky! Draw those comics, print out dozens of copies, and staple them to bulletin boards all over campus! YOU CAN DO IT!

    • drs
      drs
      October 27, 2021 at 1:28 am | #

      Martin Luther’s comic is 95 strips long.

      • Rainhat
        Rainhat
        October 27, 2021 at 1:58 am | #

        I’ll indulge that.

        • eh, whatever
          eh, whatever
          October 27, 2021 at 5:07 am | #

          I see what you did there and couldn’t do otherwise.

        • Ed Callahan
          Ed Callahan
          October 27, 2021 at 7:37 am | #

          There’s a market for Reformation humor that needs to be met.

          • King Daniel
            King Daniel
            October 27, 2021 at 10:55 am | #

            And here I thought you were going to Counter that.

          • Seregiel
            Seregiel
            October 27, 2021 at 12:41 pm | #

            I can’t tell if you’re serious but you should look up Lutherlevy.com Plug due to being a family friend. She’s gone on to more serialized comics and hasn’t come back to this project but it’s time period, religion, philosophy, and occasionally leaning towards werewolfiness which would be more notable in her comic centered around vampires and the French revolution.

  13. Nono
    Nono
    October 27, 2021 at 12:13 am | #

    Okay, I know we dumpstered on Joyce for her behaviour in that chain of events. But the thing is, Walky is bummed not because Joyce got the job ‘unfairly’, but that he didn’t get it at all.

    Walky isn’t owed the strip spot just because he actually had interest in something for once. Walky didn’t get a chance to properly show his strip off, but the thing is, he needs to be able to handle rejection. If he’d gotten a fair shot, and Joyce still got the spot (which is honestly likely, given that she’s put in more work)… Walky would still be in this soul sucking funk.

    Rejection sucks, and this is coming from someone who’s still job hunting. The hardest part is picking yourself back up after failure again, and it can often feel unfair. But this is one of the most difficult lessons Walky’s gonna have to learn instead of sulking every time he gets the slightest resistance to something he wants.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 27, 2021 at 12:18 am | #

      Yeah it’s true. You’re not allowed to sulk at all when something you were eager from eludes your grasp. Just toughen up, loser.

      Sorry but I feel like we should all be allowed some sulking time. This is IMMEDIATELY after. Literally the next thing we’ve seen Walky do after getting rejected. He’s permitted to sulk a bit.

      • Nono
        Nono
        October 27, 2021 at 12:19 am | #

        Oh nah, this is completely understandable. Walky’s totally allowed to sulk.

        I’m hoping he can bounce back from this rather than ‘well everything sucks forever, time to just lie in bed and eat McNuggets’.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          October 27, 2021 at 1:30 am | #

          Well, sure, but I feel like bounce back time is AT LEAST a few hours post rejection at the minimum. Let him sulk for a little bit. He’ll be fine.

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            October 27, 2021 at 5:07 am | #

            I’ll grant him the purchase and consumption of a 50 pack of McNuggets and two sauces during that sulk.

      • Segnosaur
        Segnosaur
        October 27, 2021 at 2:21 am | #

        I think there is a difference between “I am unhappy I didn’t get the job. I will pout for a few minutes/hours and then go back to my schoolwork, i.e. the whole reason I am here” (an understandable, mature reaction to rejection), and “I am totally devastated and I will never try to do anything ever again” (which is what Walky is going through).

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          October 27, 2021 at 3:45 am | #

          Oh come on, it just happened. Surely he’s entitled to still be in the ‘Feeling super discouraged and wondering why I bother’ dramatic phase? Especially since he’s still a newbie adult?

          • Segnosaur
            Segnosaur
            October 27, 2021 at 8:57 am | #

            Yes, it just happened. But we know that Walky has trouble dealing with adversity (witness how he shut down when he started to fail math rather than get help). And his comments about “never trying anymore” were troubling (and the type of thing you would expect from someone who had “given up”.)

            • Jason
              Jason
              October 27, 2021 at 11:19 am | #

              It’s a really common issue in “gifted child” ADHDers. I don’t know if it was written that way on purpose or a happy accident but it’s dead on what a lot of us have experienced. We’re held to such high expectations as children, but when there’s something we struggle with we’re told we’re not trying hard enough. Even though we are, but the awful thing with ADHD is that actively trying (without using the right mental workarounds) actually causes the brain to shut down. “Gifted child” ADHDers typically learn that 1, any level of failure is a personal failing, and 2, if when you try your absolute hardest everybody berates you for not trying but when you don’t try at all sometimes you do incredibly well, why bother ever trying? It never ever works.
              So yeah. Putting Walky’s issues in the lens of ADHD makes it very, very relatable and real to me. And kudos to DW for that, because assuming it’s not something he’s experienced he’s clearly listened enough to do it well. (Of course there’s also the possibility that it’s written from experience rather than from listening, or a combination.

              • Seregiel
                Seregiel
                October 27, 2021 at 12:45 pm | #

                Stop calling me out like that. I’ve just recently been able to go back to school and am attempting engineering although math was my try, struggle and go nowhere subject… I am concerned but my ultimate field is one I’m passionate about so I’m hoping that’s enough to carry me through. That and designated cry days.

              • Roborat
                Roborat
                October 27, 2021 at 3:09 pm | #

                Not really convinced ADHD is involved here. Walky is someone who just breezed through life and always gotten good marks, and whatever else he wanted. His problems with hitting a wall with his math and now this are typical of someone who has never had to work for anything before and then experiences failure.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  October 27, 2021 at 5:05 pm | #

                  He’s been explicitly suggested to have ADHD in comic (by Amber or Mike, IIRC).

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              October 27, 2021 at 1:45 pm | #

              Walky’s issues with failing also were wrapped up in how his mother treats her children, so that’s not just an ‘I failed’ thing.

              • Seregiel
                Seregiel
                October 27, 2021 at 3:11 pm | #

                How about C all of the above?

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          October 27, 2021 at 4:44 am | #

          As long as he doesn’t just wallow in the rejection abyss forever, he’ll be fine.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      October 27, 2021 at 7:46 am | #

      We also all dumpstered on Walky because he obviously didn’t care about it and was just relieved not to have to do the work, so maybe we can keep in mind for a bit that even what characters claim about their motivations isn’t always true.

  14. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    October 27, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

    Okay, let’s go for six!

  15. Spencer
    Spencer
    October 27, 2021 at 12:14 am | #

    Of all the ways I thought I’d be consistently wrong about plot developments, I didn’t think my view of Walky as someone who constantly takes the path of least resistance out of choice was going to change in the face into depicting the lived reality of ADHD as a constant nightmare guilting yourself for being unable to apply yourself to things that your brain won’t let you or you exhaust yourself so much before trying that you can’t.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      October 27, 2021 at 12:17 am | #

      I hate how relatable this stuff is for me.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        October 27, 2021 at 12:23 am | #

        Literally the only reason I can stare from outside the box these days was because I described a constant behaviour on a forum that someone immediately pinged as hyperfocus.

        Took about five/six months to get my diagnosis, then a train of meds that started with physically irritating my skin, not working at all, and then putting me into a state that when I told my doctor how I was behaving she described it as mania before she put me on something to get me off of that, now the adderall, which thank fucking god it works.

        • Geneseepaws
          Geneseepaws
          October 27, 2021 at 8:26 am | #

          Adderall – For The Win! Because it saved me from getting fired, twice! I could finally pay enough attention to do something, beginning to end!

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      October 27, 2021 at 1:05 am | #

      Huh

      Starting to think I have ADHD

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        October 27, 2021 at 7:19 am | #

        Get assessed. If you think it’s possible, get assessed.

        Because the person I’ve been for the last two weeks has never existed, not in the last decade, and I like being him a whole dang lot.

        • StClair
          StClair
          October 27, 2021 at 10:08 pm | #

          Glad to hear it, new Spencer 🙂

      • Geneseepaws
        Geneseepaws
        October 27, 2021 at 8:28 am | #

        Might Be ADD. Don’t guess, get tested.

    • Peep
      Peep
      October 27, 2021 at 2:46 am | #

      *Cries in ADHD*

  16. BBCC
    BBCC
    October 27, 2021 at 12:15 am | #

    That always sucks, but at least you can put your stuff online, Walky!

  17. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    October 27, 2021 at 12:16 am | #

    The worst thing about putting in effort is when it blows up in your face. People act as if you work hard enough or want it hard enough you’ll get it, but sometimes Bart gets an F.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      October 27, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

      Yeeeeep.

      Trying and failing was always worse than just not trying at all, that was a platitude that totally backfired on me. ‘Cause like, I can just fail and shrug my shoulders or I can try and study, not study at all because I can’t focus and I’m trying to pound words into my head, and then go in and say I did my best except my best was absolute garbage and also I’m garbage and I’ll never amount to anything.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      October 27, 2021 at 12:45 am | #

      Few things are more painful than your life blowing up in your face when you did the best you could do.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        October 27, 2021 at 4:47 am | #

        I love post/Gravatar synergy.

        • milu
          milu
          October 27, 2021 at 8:24 am | #

          because the one thing guaranteed to make Dina tear up is thinking about all those hard-at-work dinosaurs just getting blown up through no fault of their own 66 million years ago?

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            October 27, 2021 at 9:18 am | #

            Someone got blown up, and it was sorta their fault.

          • King Daniel
            King Daniel
            October 27, 2021 at 10:53 am | #

            milu: “I’m sorry. This was the best I could do.”

            • King Daniel
              King Daniel
              October 27, 2021 at 10:54 am | #

              (MAJOR Walkyverse spoilers, just a fair warning)

              • milu
                milu
                October 27, 2021 at 3:32 pm | #

                ooooh ok. thanks for the spoiler warning, i’m still hoping to motivate myself to walk my way through that other verse eventually!

            • JBento
              JBento
              October 27, 2021 at 5:19 pm | #

              Man, fuck you for reminding me that strip exists.

              • Spencer
                Spencer
                October 27, 2021 at 7:32 pm | #

                Just my absolute favourite page of them all.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      October 27, 2021 at 1:58 am | #

      That episode was rough, as a Bright Kid.

  18. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    October 27, 2021 at 12:24 am | #

    I know it’s a bummer Walky didn’t get the gig but I’m not feeling too bad for him. A quick review of his first week back from break shows:

    1. He’s repaired and reaffirmed a more positive relationship with his sister
    2. Got an objectively better roommate in Booster (because they own a Switch sorry Mike)
    3. Became universally more attractive by officially obtaining the “hot” status having basically every heteroromantic girl and even our resident bisexual dude acknowledging it.
    4. Almost immediately got a new girlfriend handed to him by his ex.

    Dude is still winning pretty hard if you keep things in perspective.

    • Francoinblanco
      Francoinblanco
      October 27, 2021 at 12:39 am | #

      Only Sister thing is from him, other points are external. For once he wants do something himself, take initiative and he fail.

      • Reaver
        Reaver
        October 27, 2021 at 12:41 am | #

        Ah yes, the one bit of reused art comic strip he was glad to not have to draw more art for the moment opportunity to do less work presented itself.

        • milu
          milu
          October 27, 2021 at 8:27 am | #

          i mean, *gestures at Dinosaur Comics*

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        October 27, 2021 at 12:46 am | #

        That’s fine. He can feel bad about it. Most of us do. I’m just saying this isn’t that bad contextually. Overall it’s been a very good week for him. Compare his week to Becky’s and task me if him losing a comic strip gig is that big a deal? And I’m saying this as a major Walky supporter! He can comeback from this.

    • MrSmith
      MrSmith
      October 27, 2021 at 12:48 am | #

      Thats actually the main reason I don’t like Walky, aside from the cowardice, he gets everything so damn easy

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        October 27, 2021 at 12:58 am | #

        To be fair the sister one probably wasn’t that easy since Linda’s their mom. The break probably wasn’t very fun but we didn’t see it.

        • MrSmith
          MrSmith
          October 27, 2021 at 1:02 am | #

          Sorry I didn’t explain that very well. He gets girlfriends so damn easy, he not only doesn’t have to try, hes oblivious most of the time.

          • Reaver
            Reaver
            October 27, 2021 at 3:40 am | #

            He doesn’t try even when he gets a girl anyways, and if he has to he whines about it Ugh

          • JBento
            JBento
            October 27, 2021 at 5:20 pm | #

            If your problem with Walky is “girls keep throwing themselves at him without any effort on his part”, may I suggest your have-probleming should be directed at the girls, not Walky?

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              October 27, 2021 at 10:25 pm | #

              I think it’s a valid problem to have with a character, in a way it wouldn’t be with real people. It’s a character trait of his, not really theirs.

      • Francoinblanco
        Francoinblanco
        October 27, 2021 at 1:03 am | #

        Thats funny part. He knows that and dread moment when his luck will end. I only hate deus ex machina with math grades.

    • A Red Balloon
      A Red Balloon
      October 27, 2021 at 2:21 am | #

      Way to think of the positives!

  19. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    October 27, 2021 at 12:25 am | #

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS0chgBD8Rs

    “You are such a loser, good for you! It’s something a lot of people can’t do.
    Trying is hard that’s why People don’t do it. Losing is hard, they can’t make it through it.
    But not you. You are such a loser, so here’s to you.
    Because you deserve a cheering section too”
    -Garfunkel and Oates.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      October 27, 2021 at 9:04 am | #

      Learning to deal with failure is important. Trust me, I’ve seen plenty of it.

      • StClair
        StClair
        October 27, 2021 at 10:13 pm | #

        “Why do we fall, sir? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up.”

  20. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    October 27, 2021 at 12:31 am | #

    I checked Daisy’s appearances to see how long this 5 days was in real time: 10 months. Also, over half of her appearances (20 out of 38) are post-timeskip, I find that sort of thing interesting.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      October 27, 2021 at 1:31 am | #

      Yeah, reminds me of the early days of the strip, when a week was about a year of real time.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        October 27, 2021 at 1:48 am | #

        These days, I think it’s often closer to a week being two years of real time.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      October 27, 2021 at 7:29 am | #

      Daisy’s date with Ruth was an application for supporting character status.

      Her assessment was contingent on that part where she says she’s weird and messed up but still wants to keep going, proving that she will get along with the rest of the cast like a house on fire.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        October 27, 2021 at 3:16 pm | #

        Or a garbage roof on fire.

  21. brionl
    brionl
    October 27, 2021 at 12:41 am | #

    Mmm. I think he was interested in Dorothy for more than 5 days. Probably Amber too.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      October 27, 2021 at 12:55 am | #

      Something =/= Someone, I’d figure.

      • Jason
        Jason
        October 27, 2021 at 11:49 am | #

        ADHD focus issues can absolutely involve people. And the fact that Walky has had three girlfriends in uh… six months? Five? After not only having none at all but no interest or intent, well- I’m not saying his interest in any of them was purely due to ADHD but I do sense an element of it in the speed in which he got emotionally involved… and how quickly he “got over it”. (Which, I want to be absolutely clear, does not mean his feelings at any point were “fake” or less valid.)

        It’s actually a good sign for him and Lucy from an ADHD perspective. It’s been a slow burn (entirely off panel admittedly) compared to Dorothy and Amber. Speaking as someone with ADHD it’s so much a thing for ADHDers to possibly go full-tilt 120% on someone… for a short time. Weeks, maybe months, and then not know where the magic is gone, feel guilty that it’s gone, feel desperate to get it back but be completely miserable because it HAS gone.
        Obviously that’s not how Walky’s relationships have ended, but it very much is a thing some ADHD folk experience- often without knowing why. I’m hoping the gradual development of a romance with Lucy will work out well.

    • Diner Kinetic
      Diner Kinetic
      October 27, 2021 at 1:21 am | #

      yes, but if he called either of them hobbies they might be offended

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      October 27, 2021 at 4:59 am | #

      He first falls for her during “Uphill from Here”, which was August 30th DoA time. She officially breaks off their relationship during “Faz is Great”, which was October 12 DoA time. (This was after she put their relationship “on pause” the day before, during “This is the Way That We Love”.)

      Though maybe he never really got over Dorothy, even through his brief fling with Amber and maybe over the skip. Either way, it was a lot longer than five days.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      October 27, 2021 at 8:14 am | #

      Yeah, I don’t think interest in people really counts, which is why I don’t think this any reflection on his relationship with Lucy, as some have suggested.

      • brionl
        brionl
        October 27, 2021 at 11:33 am | #

        Yeah, OK. Good point.

      • Jason
        Jason
        October 27, 2021 at 11:56 am | #

        I replied above to DailyBrad but ADHD can absolutely impact a person’s feelings towards other people. To expand on my own relationships I recently had the someone overwhelming experience of how many times I’ve hyperfixated on a person only to feel like absolute garbage when the feelings disappeared and sometimes been completely unable to handle it from there. I had a very rapidly developing, very deep friendship develop early this year and then just… couldn’t make myself talk to her any more. I miss her and our conversations but I can’t do it. And I very nearly lost my relationship with my (now) husband when the hyperfixation dropped- thankfully we were able to take a break from each other and then build a proper relationship without it.

        So yeah. It’s a thing. And it’s a thing with ADHD that isn’t talked about enough.

        Also with ADHD adjusting to a “new normal” is incredibly rapid (albeit not necessarily healthy), but things being “in limbo” is incredibly difficult. Not massively relevant but it came into my head.

        Shutting up now because I could talk for so long about ADHD it’s just absurd.

  22. Bagge
    Bagge
    October 27, 2021 at 12:42 am | #

    Chase that dream, Walky

  23. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    October 27, 2021 at 12:56 am | #

    Liking the middriff, Booster.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      October 27, 2021 at 7:40 am | #

      I would like their outfit if it wasn’t really impractical to be wearing clothes that bare the midriff in the winter.

      • milu
        milu
        October 27, 2021 at 8:37 am | #

        but surely indoors….? if this dorm is anything is like that recently-renovated student apartment building with central heating i lived in for a few months, it’s likely to be at least 22° or so. celsius, that is. 72°F, that is.

  24. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    October 27, 2021 at 1:03 am | #

    Man I really didn’t want Joyce to have it for this reason. Walky barely shows interest in pursuing things for his own sake instead of just not getting in trouble and she had to butt in and take something just so he wouldn’t have it and at the slightest inconvenience to her she took advantage of his kindness and stole what he wanted by throwing a tantrum then gloated over him. I can’t wait til stuff blows up in her petty little face.

    • Segnosaur
      Segnosaur
      October 27, 2021 at 2:14 am | #

      Who said Joyce took the job just so Walky “wouldn’t have it”?

      We have seen cases where Joyce has show creativity in the past (her doodles in her notes, her “LITERATURE” that is sort of the basis of the newspaper comic.) I think she’d be interested in doing the comic just because she wants to create.

      And what “kindness” did Walky show here? He didn’t give Joyce details about the comic (Joyce got them from Dorothy.) And Walky certainly wasn’t holding back when it came preparing his bid.

    • Reaver
      Reaver
      October 27, 2021 at 3:11 am | #

      What kindness? Walky is alwayd mocking and teasing Joyce, he deserves what he puts out. Minimal effort and snark.

      • ADLegend21
        ADLegend21
        October 27, 2021 at 3:13 am | #

        he agreed to split the days to be nice, but Joyce’s tantrum proved she “cared more”

        • Reaver
          Reaver
          October 27, 2021 at 3:18 am | #

          He did NOT split it to be nice. He did it because it would be less work, He’da dropped it the moment he had to do the effort of filling out that paper work.

          • Madock345
            Madock345
            October 27, 2021 at 3:44 am | #

            Note what he says right after that “I only said that to be nice”

            You’re falling for the act that Walky put on, he didn’t want to admit he really cared, and use the work aspect to make as graceful of an exit as he could after he lost the position.

            Walky spends a lot of time putting on an act of being childish or lazy or dumb to avoid his problems, but here we’re seeing him admit that he really does care, dropping the mask for a moment.

            • Reaver
              Reaver
              October 27, 2021 at 4:32 am | #

              If he cared that much he coulda snapped back “ Well if she’s all or nothing then take my strip!” I dont buy he did squat to be nice to Joyce, he’s never nice to Joyce

              • Nono
                Nono
                October 27, 2021 at 5:21 am | #

                And Joyce would probably have split the days if she was competing against Dorothy or something.

                I’m sure part of her pushback was because it was Walky.

              • Needfuldoer
                Needfuldoer
                October 27, 2021 at 5:26 am | #

                It doesn’t really matter how much he cares if it doesn’t show in the work.

                Joyce brought at least one binder with the story she wants to tell plotted out years in advance. (Granted, she has her literature to draw from, but she’s building a cohesive world out of it.)

                Walky literally has a one-line elevator pitch and a couple strips: “every day, somebody different gets drop-kicked while a lawyer-looking dude laughs at them”. There’s nothing wrong with making a gag-a-day strip, but the same gag every day?

                Let’s say Walky got to Daisy’s office first, and she still overcame her thirst for the saliva patch on his shirt in one DoA strip. After he gives his 15 second pitch, the inevitable follow-up would have been “okay, what else you got?” He’d have to come up with something on the spot, because he was banking on using his one gag every day. Once Joyce shows up with her series bible, assuming Daisy looks at it, it’s all over for him.

                His best just wasn’t enough.

                This ties in well with Walky’s overall “‘gifted kid’ goes to college and runs into the wall face-first” arc. When everything comes easy for you your whole life, and you can’t overcome your first real adversity even when you try your hardest, it’s devastating. Suddenly you’ve got a wicked case of imposter syndrome, doubting whether you actually achieved anything or if it was all just handed to you for reasons outside your control. Damn it hits home.

                • milu
                  milu
                  October 27, 2021 at 8:48 am | #

                  @Needfuldoer et al: constraint is the mother of invention though (or like, its aunt or something). (again, see Dinosaur Comics, for instance)

                  i don’t think it’s true that just because Walky made a show of satisfying his laziness by chosing a simple, repeatable setup, he wouldn’t have found an infinity of witty variations to keep it interesting given the chance. he’s funny, he’s creative, he just wants everyone to know that he’s a lazy underachiever by choice, so that’s why he’ll insist least-effort optimization is his fundamental drive always.

                • Needfuldoer
                  Needfuldoer
                  October 27, 2021 at 9:07 am | #

                  But Walky wasn’t reinventing Dinosaur Comics. He wasn’t limiting himself for artistic reasons, “[x] gets drop-kicked and laughed at” was literally his only idea and he planned on running it into the ground with a minimum of effort.

                  To the rest of the world, that looks irreverent at best and lazy at worst, and the charm would burn itself out in a week.

                  Again, it doesn’t matter how sincerely he believes in this idea himself if he can’t sell it. It’s not up to the rest of the world to accommodate his inattention, he has to learn how to manage it. Walky’s playing out the classic “gifted kid crash and burn”. Ask me how I know.

                  And from the production point of view, Joyce’s comic is basically the Walkyverse reworked for her perspective. (Roomies! and It’s Walky! in particular. Meanwhile, THIS is the source material for Walky’s cartooning endeavors:
                  https://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/blog/lawsome/

                  Joyce’s comic was always going to be more persistent in the story, if only because it has years of material (and the author’s actual experiences) to draw from.

                • milu
                  milu
                  October 27, 2021 at 10:05 am | #

                  hey, i wouldn’t judge Daisy for turning him down based on his flimsy premise. and sure Lawsome is very dumb, but it’s 5 strips long. what i’m saying is, a silly, repetitive, limiting setup is not necessarily a bad idea. it can be a good starting point. as it happens, Dinosaur Comics started as a silly student project too. And the first few strips are not that great.

                  anyway, i read your comment superficially because i wanted to respond to that specific aspect for some reason, but i do really appreciate your broader point about this gifted-child syndrome being a consistent trajectory that this latest arc is a perfect example of, and the fact that he just expects people to favour him without having to put much of an effort or put up much of a fight.

                  so… did you eventually manage to move past that pattern? if that’s something you want to share. asking for a friend.

                • Needfuldoer
                  Needfuldoer
                  October 27, 2021 at 10:32 am | #

                  tl;dr It took a lot of failure, soul-searching, and servings of humble pie.

                  Walky’s still at the first stage: “Wait, I can’t just skate by anymore? Oh shit WUHDOIDO WUHDOIDO?!

                • zee
                  zee
                  October 27, 2021 at 11:23 am | #

                  Okay here’s the thing with that.
                  Joyce’s comic is a better comic, yes, but Walky’s is better for the medium. A repetitive gag a day comic fits a college newspaper far more than some long haul story deep story driven work (no offense Willis from ~20 years ago). Daisy even pointed that out when she asked if Joyce was okay with releasing the strips out of order

                • Needfuldoer
                  Needfuldoer
                  October 27, 2021 at 1:08 pm | #

                  I think Daisy’s primary concern is finding someone who will consistently hand in strips for her to run, so she doesn’t have to waste time finding another cartoonist. Content is secondary.

                  To that end, she had Joyce’s preparation vs Walky’s lack thereof to choose from.

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  October 27, 2021 at 11:14 pm | #

                  Normally I’d agree that Joyce’s comic was better, but in this scenario, I gotta disagree. Daisy couldn’t have judged Joyce’s comic as better because she never even asked to see it or hear his pitch. Daisy was being a lazy editor here.

              • Spencer
                Spencer
                October 27, 2021 at 7:27 am | #

                Yeah while it’s clear in this strip that doing the comic was actually way more important to him than he let on, I don’t think that means he was particularly altruistic to Joyce in that moment. I don’t think he would ever care to be for her.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                October 27, 2021 at 8:19 am | #

                And yet he’s showing now that he does care and he didn’t snap back at Joyce. Maybe he’s not as superficial as you seem to think. Maybe, like so many of these characters, the surface act isn’t everything there is.

                It’s perfectly in character for Walky to disguise being nice behind his laziness, just like he disguised being upset over not getting the gig.

                • milu
                  milu
                  October 27, 2021 at 8:51 am | #

                  YES yes thank you

                • Spencer
                  Spencer
                  October 27, 2021 at 9:21 am | #

                  Hey it’s obviously more important than I gave credit, Walky isn’t a character I think about much prior to now so I was taking his words at face value.

                  But the nicest thing Walky ever did for Joyce was stop himself from saying “gun to my head” on the same day she was almost shot.

      • JBento
        JBento
        October 27, 2021 at 5:23 pm | #

        He fixed things between Joyce and Carol after Mike’s “Hail Satan” stunt, which is more than Joyce has ever done for him, which was mostly *checks notes* telling Dorothy shouldn’t date him.

        • JBento
          JBento
          October 27, 2021 at 5:28 pm | #

          “telling Dorothy SHE shouldn’t date him”, damn the lack of an edit function.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      October 27, 2021 at 8:05 am | #

      Daisy had already given Joyce the job, the only reason Walky was in the running is because she let her horniness override her brain for a minute, he was never going to get it.

    • Nicoleandmaggie
      Nicoleandmaggie
      October 27, 2021 at 8:25 am | #

      What lesson would Joyce have gotten if Wally had gotten the job? Sometimes you can be the better candidate but the unprepared boy who is probably going to be perpetually late in the job gets it with minimal effort anyway?

      I mean that seems to be the lesson that everyone wants Dorothy to learn.

      • quixoticmaunster
        quixoticmaunster
        October 27, 2021 at 9:16 am | #

        Yep. People really want the boy who was late, unprepared, had to have a girlfriend mommy him into dressing for the interview, and who really ought to be focusing on his school work to win that job because he wanted it super bad and saw it first.

        Meanwhile Joyce is super prepared, dedicated, not flagging in school and has a multi-year plan for the story arc which encompasses more than “dude gets kicked every single day haha”. She also managed to be on time to a job interview despite some pretty dire personal situations at play.

        ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Basically the same, right?

        • milu
          milu
          October 27, 2021 at 10:18 am | #

          hah! well said! upvote!

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          October 27, 2021 at 10:29 am | #

          Louder, for the people in the cheap seats!

        • Atoms
          Atoms
          October 27, 2021 at 10:38 am | #

          Still not clear where people are getting this “late” thing from so consistently. All we know is that Daisy said to submit samples “By Friday”, and Walky showed up apparently 15-30 minutes after Joyce.

          So…?

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            October 27, 2021 at 10:56 am | #

            Because Walky must be blamed.

          • segnosaur
            segnosaur
            October 27, 2021 at 11:54 am | #

            Because we as the readers don’t know the details of the comic competition, but it is reasonable to assume there were certain requirements (like time of day to submit, samples to provide, etc.) The fact that 1) Walky was seen running to get to Daisy’s office, and 2) Joyce was offered the job right after her pitch, suggested that there was a deadline that Walky was missing.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              October 28, 2021 at 3:23 pm | #

              Daisy said on Friday. Walky made it on Friday – yeah, he was running but the paper closes at some point. Daisy said Joyce could have the job because she assumed nobody else was coming. That’s not indicative of a deadline.

          • alongcameaspider
            alongcameaspider
            October 27, 2021 at 12:47 pm | #

            I mean do we know when the paper’s offices close?

          • Nicoleandmaggie
            Nicoleandmaggie
            October 27, 2021 at 1:39 pm | #

            He’s likely to put comic strips off to the last minute (and thus be late) because that’s his MO with most work things. He’s smart but not diligent. Most comic strip artists don’t have months of advance strips like Willis and Joyce here do. I love EGS and SP but they don’t happen every day because there’s no backlog.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          October 27, 2021 at 10:46 am | #

          There was no “late” or “on time”. The only thing that was said was “get me some samples by Friday”. It’s Friday. They’re both in before the deadline. Joyce showing up 5 minutes earlier doesn’t mean she was on-time and he was late.

          There’s no indication anywhere in the strip that Walky was late. He wanted to get there before Joyce did, but not doing that doesn’t make him late.

          • milu
            milu
            October 27, 2021 at 3:49 pm | #

            ok sure, the “Walky was late” thing is a red herring.
            But N&M & QM’s main point, being that Joyce is just way more together, and it would be kind of sad if that had gone unrecognized, i absolutely sympathize with.

            …also i’m now wondering if the fact that “behind every Walky there’s an exhausted Lucy” was exactly what Daisy’s supernatural shirtlicking detection ability was meant to hint at?

            (not saying Daisy did her job right; not saying Walky doesn’t have his own issues to contend with; not saying anything i’m not actually saying basically.)

            • Nicoleandmaggie
              Nicoleandmaggie
              October 27, 2021 at 4:00 pm | #

              My main point though is that people seem to want Walky to be the protagonist…they’re worried about his character development and his learning and see Joyce as just an instrument for that rather than the protagonist in her own story.

              Pretty sure he’s the protagonist in a different comic strip.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                October 27, 2021 at 4:48 pm | #

                It’s an ensemble cast, not a protagonist and a bunch of side characters. Joyce is certainly the main protagonist, but not by that much. Walky gets character development and plot arcs of his own. It’s not good writing if decisions are always made based on where in the hierarchy a character falls.

                I don’t even really mind that Walky didn’t get it, I’m just kind of irritated that people are so against him getting it or even that there is any possible merit to him getting it that they have to misread his character and make up reasons why he shouldn’t have gotten it.

                • nicoleandmaggie
                  nicoleandmaggie
                  October 27, 2021 at 5:06 pm | #

                  Yes, it is an ensemble cast, and Joyce is part of that ensemble. (Yes, technically It’s Walky is also ensemble, but his name is in the title! In Joyce and Walky they’re both protagonists!)

                  What it’s not is Walky’s story alone and just worrying about Walky’s character development and what he learns from this as if Joyce is only a McGuffin is… I dunno, maybe a little patriarchal?

        • MrSmith
          MrSmith
          October 27, 2021 at 1:44 pm | #

          Yes. Exactly this.

  25. chuckroast
    chuckroast
    October 27, 2021 at 2:49 am | #

    I thought for sure they’d end up collaborating somehow. Maybe they used Joyce’s story but Walky would draw it or something. I know Joyce is the more autobiographical one, at least in this universe, but I think it makes more sense for both of them to be in on it. Then again, there’s still time for that to happen, I suppose.

  26. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    October 27, 2021 at 3:05 am | #

    It’s nice to see how Walky and Booster are friends. Booster’s series of questions would have bothered any person who just missed an opportunity, but Walky talks to them without a problem. I think Booster will suggest Walky to put his strip on the web.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      October 27, 2021 at 8:20 am | #

      Would be kind of funny if he did and it turned into a viral online success.

      • alongcameaspider
        alongcameaspider
        October 27, 2021 at 11:40 am | #

        While Joyce’s languishes in obscurity until she decides to put it on the internet too

  27. Acher4
    Acher4
    October 27, 2021 at 3:09 am | #

    Five days? :O

    That’s almost a year! 😛

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      October 27, 2021 at 8:25 am | #

      Comic time is weird.
      It was last Christmas Daisy told him about it. Just over 10 months ago.

      He’d have to keep focusing on these strips forever, but at least he’d get two months to make each one.

  28. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    October 27, 2021 at 5:10 am | #

    They both wanted the job, and both gave it their all, but she had more “all” to give.

    “It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness; that is life.”
    – Captain Picard

  29. Joyfulldreams
    Joyfulldreams
    October 27, 2021 at 5:18 am | #

    Woof. I feel for Walky here, I really do, as a person with ADHD. But quite frankly I think Walky is better off this way. It can be extremely exciting to finally find something that holds your attention, that you really feel like you can DO and are MOTIVATED to, but…well, Walky clearly doesn’t have a lot of experience with figuring out how to navigate the way his brain works.

    Having your first *serious* commitment be something as VERY LONG-TERM (like seriously, this was supposed to be a gig Walky would be expected to keep up for like, multiple years?) as this would have inevitably blown up in Walky’s face. Not because he is lazy and unmotivated, but because the sheer novelty of this new thing, which has allowed him to maintain focus on it, would fade probably sooner rather than later, and he would end up facing down an even worse situation with insane levels of stress from time pressure and self-hatred as he inevitably fell behind.

    I think it’s better for Walky to get the hang of trying to apply himself to things in a way that is at ease with his own capacities with uh. Lower stakes?

    That being said though. As rough as a gig like that would have been for someone with ADHD (meaning needing to be self-motivated to put out consistent work on schedule) perhaps there is something to be said for the fact that perhaps the structure of it might have been helpful in some way. It just doesn’t seem like…*enough* structure is all.

    Also Walky is probably like me where structure is required to do fucking anything at all but the moment that structure becomes too rigid or invasive or if it feels judgemental, I bristle at it immediately.

    • Hampsterpig
      Hampsterpig
      October 27, 2021 at 8:57 am | #

      I really do hate how well you’ve summarized the last 22 years of my life with those last two paragraphs. I should probably get tested or something.

      • Joyfulldreams
        Joyfulldreams
        October 27, 2021 at 4:31 pm | #

        The way I tend to put it is “Structure feels like a cage, but without it, it feels like I’m barely treading water. So my life is like constantly trying to choose between prison, or slowly drowning.”

        Also the ocean you’re drowning in doesn’t even really go away, the structure just gives you something just tall enough to stand on so that you can more easily keep your head above water. But then you’re stuck standing on it no matter how uncomfortable it is. So either way having ADHD is just this constant feeling of have absolutely zero control over your life or surroundings, one way or another.

        • Joyfulldreams
          Joyfulldreams
          October 27, 2021 at 4:35 pm | #

          The only thing that really helps is learning lots of different techniques to give yourself like. Little flotation devices.

          Although thus far in my experience they always deflate so then you gotta put in all the effort to do it again, and again, and again, blowing up these goddamn inner tubes that keep FUCKING POPPING–

          At least meds, when you find the right one for you at the right dosage, are a relatively low-effort pair of water wings that you just gotta remember to put on every day and not lose ’em. Easier than constantly blowing up inner tubes that pop after a month or so.

    • milu
      milu
      October 27, 2021 at 9:19 am | #

      what’s with everyone describing me and calling it ADHD today ¬_¬

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        October 27, 2021 at 9:27 am | #

        If it’s something you feel has been impacting your life, it’s worth getting an assessment.

        And I know that’s unprompted and pushy, but the person I am right now, the person who can do things without expending half my energy guilting myself for not starting sooner, who can pursue hobbies without either not being able to focus at all or focusing so hard the whole world slips away, and can watch a whole zoom conference with a fidget cube in hand to burn off some of that manic energy, exists because a complete stranger on a video game forum said “bro that’s hyperfocus, you’re describing hyperfocus.”

        • milu
          milu
          October 27, 2021 at 9:37 am | #

          it’s hardly unprompted, i was kind of hoping you’d say that, probably ^w^

          yeah, i’m already trying to find a psychiatrist for this other thing that’s been impacting my life, i might as well ask them about this while i’m there! thanks bro.

      • miri
        miri
        October 27, 2021 at 3:44 pm | #

        something something “either people with ADHD need to stop being relatable or I need to go see a doctor”

  30. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    October 27, 2021 at 5:59 am | #

    Wow, five whole days. That’s a lot of minutes

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      October 27, 2021 at 9:28 am | #

      Walky runs on Namek time.

  31. JBento
    JBento
    October 27, 2021 at 6:09 am | #

    This is why you need to know your audience, Walky. You were pitching something to Daisy. You should’ve held interest for five lesbian days.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      October 27, 2021 at 9:31 am | #

      ayy lmao

  32. Dark
    Dark
    October 27, 2021 at 8:27 am | #

    What I want to know is why this conversation isn’t being had with someone who actually knows Walky instead of Booster the Great.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      October 27, 2021 at 8:52 am | #

      He probably just wanted to go home and stew for a bit, which sort of inevitably leads to Booster, since they live with him. And I’m always hesitant to use “instead of” when it comes to character conversations, since there’s no reason he couldn’t also go talk to somebody else afterwards. If you talk to multiple people separately, there’s gotta be an order, after all.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      October 27, 2021 at 9:23 am | #

      Excuse me, it’s Booster The Great.

      ‘The’ is their middle name.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        October 27, 2021 at 10:50 am | #

        So is “Great”, since their surname (per the cast page) is “Sanchez”. They apparently are the sort of person to have two middle names. “Booster The Great Sanchez”.

    • alongcameaspider
      alongcameaspider
      October 27, 2021 at 11:42 am | #

      I mean Booster lives with Walky, its harder for Walky to mask his feelings around them because he’d have to do it all the time

    • Andy
      Andy
      October 27, 2021 at 1:11 pm | #

      I think Walky is actually less guarded around Booster than he is around his other friends. It seems odd to say that someone like Walky is guarded around anyone with the way that he acts, but he doesn’t really open up emotionally to most of them. He does to Booster, for whatever reason

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      October 27, 2021 at 2:08 pm | #

      Because Walky has gone to his room to sulk and it turns out that Booster lives there now

    • Wereg
      Wereg
      October 27, 2021 at 10:49 pm | #

      Tbf I think this is one of the ways Willis is making Booster something other than Booster The Great. With more screen time comes more development and characterisation.

  33. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    October 27, 2021 at 8:35 am | #

    Shit, Walk’s got a point.

    Also I felt that.

  34. Megan Rivera
    Megan Rivera
    October 27, 2021 at 8:44 am | #

    That’s SUCH A CUTE HOODIE BOOSTER!!!!!

  35. Alex
    Alex
    October 27, 2021 at 9:02 am | #

    Aww, Booster is such a sweetie.

  36. Smooti
    Smooti
    October 27, 2021 at 9:10 am | #

    Awww, Walky, I was rootin’ for ya : (

    I also don’t think the student newspaper that was just using this to fill space is gonna be the ideal way for Joyce’s magnum opus to shine. Whereas a gag a day comic can be run whenever and however. Plus Walky having a thing he’s motivated to do and enjoys doing is something I feel like he needs right now.

    Also meds. He probably needs to be on some sorta ADHD med.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      October 27, 2021 at 9:43 am | #

      Meds aren’t a cure-all for everyone. I was put on a couple different ones in middle school; one made me a lethargic zombie, the other helped a little but I felt like I was redlining in first gear.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        October 27, 2021 at 9:54 am | #

        Yeah, it’s a roulette.

        I started anti-depressants in 2013, I think(?) they worked well enough for a few years as I added anti-anxieties, and then by 2019 they just stopped working and I was depressed and miserable all the time, but going off of them fucked me up and also my life was so fucked up I didn’t know what to think of it.

        I’d go weeks without taking them and not really feel any different. Not on purpose, I just couldn’t remember to take them, or didn’t care to. Eventually in September 2020, over six months after I dropped out of college and failed to find work, I stopped. I could feel things again, and then right around the corner I got as low as I ever have in my life, that’s about the only way I can say it.

        But after that? I was alive again. I could feel things. That darkest point was, in hindsight, necessary, because it gave me the perspective I lacked and the drive to never go through it again. I don’t think I’d be on my current meds (which also had a fun roulette of physical irritation and outright mania) if it wasn’t for what I did the previous year.

        It’s a little fucked up to realize I’m only here now because I did the stupidest, riskiest thing you can do on meds. Maybe I should get into gambling.

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          October 27, 2021 at 10:30 am | #

          Building up resistance is the WORST – I’ve been through several varieties over the years, and while we finally found a combo that seems to work longterm, it’s a fun game of managing the side effects for the meds with what actually works and only gets more fun when you throw several other chronic conditions into the mix. My sympathies.

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            October 27, 2021 at 10:59 am | #

            I don’t know how to really put it, but I’m better off without them. It’s weird, I don’t get it. Like you’d think getting used to them would just put me in a neutral state right? But I was just bad on them and now I’m not. I was as miserable, but I could never be happy. The only negative is that if something hits me hard it hits me harder than when I was on my meds, except hitting that hard is why I got to get better. I hit rock bottom, I guess?

            The idea of getting used to my adderall scares the hell out of me. I can’t go back to that weird, broken, scattered lump of meat I used to be.

    • Segnosaur
      Segnosaur
      October 27, 2021 at 10:59 am | #

      I think the risk of him having something he likes to do (like drawing comics) might distract him from things he NEEDS to do (like improving his grades to keep from dropping out). “Should I study for my next test? Nah, I need to finish another comic.”

      Yeah, life sometimes sucks that way.

      • Alex
        Alex
        October 27, 2021 at 1:38 pm | #

        I agree, I think the last thing a borderline-failing student needs is another responsibility. He should focus on his classes.

    • Autogatos
      Autogatos
      October 27, 2021 at 8:00 pm | #

      I dunno I kind of feel like as someone who is used to things coming easy and therefore not requiring effort, Walky needs to experience not getting what he wants all the time. Yeah he cared about this for 4 whole days, but him getting what he wanted the second he briefly cared about something for a few days would likely just reinforce that message of “yeah, life will give me what I want.”

      I think Walky is experiencing for the first time ever this year that life is *not*always fair and easy (his sudden math struggles, his realizing his sister’s experience of race and treatment by their family being very different from his own, etc) and it’s a valuable lesson.

      • Autogatos
        Autogatos
        October 27, 2021 at 8:03 pm | #

        Not to say I think people need to suffer to learn. Just that, having seen this pattern before IRL, I know that sometimes when someone grows up kind of spoiled and has things come easy to them/gets their way a lot, when suddenly they encounter a challenge or obstacle, they can easily slip into a sort of entitled “why is the world against me??” eternal victim mentality, instead of realizing “oh maybe I actually do need to put effort into things to get what I want.”

  37. Wendy
    Wendy
    October 27, 2021 at 9:16 am | #

    I feel bad for Walky for not getting the job, but I’m happy for Joyce – she deserved the job. She has the commitment and is willing to put in a lot of effort to do the best she can.

    Walky cares, sure, but not as much as Joyce, given how committed he was to NOT putting effort into his comic. And caring about getting a job and wanting it doesn’t automatically entitle you to having it.

    I really hope (and believe) Lucy will be good for him – he has sort of a cynical, pessimistic attitude overall and I feel like she could help gently push him to put more effort into his endeavors. I might be somewhat biased, though, because I like Lucy very much and want her to be happy.

    • mrnoidea
      mrnoidea
      October 27, 2021 at 12:39 pm | #

      Who knows, maybe Walky will discover something else (or the webcomic route) and maintain his attention for a whole year.

  38. thumb
    thumb
    October 27, 2021 at 10:03 am | #

    my boy needs a diagnosis

    • StClair
      StClair
      October 27, 2021 at 11:30 pm | #

      tbh, so does half the cast (for one thing or another).

  39. Diane
    Diane
    October 27, 2021 at 10:14 am | #

    Yeeeeeaaaah… Still don’t care he didn’t get it, still glad Joyce did. Life ain’t fair, here’s lesson 20 continuing to prove said statement. But I happen to have a dislike of spoiled children, being one and trying to break said “I deserve this” reasoning.

    Though I agree, he really needs an ADHD diagnosis so he can find ways to cope with the traits that harm him or put him at disadvantages. Not fond of the idea of medicine solutions, based on job profession though.

    • Atoms
      Atoms
      October 27, 2021 at 10:27 am | #

      “But I happen to have a dislike of spoiled children, being one and trying to break said ‘I deserve this’ reasoning.”

      Wasn’t Joyce’s main argument just a whine that ‘You were going to give it to me!’ There’s a lot of spoiled children around these parts, not sure why some people are so focused on just Walky.

      (For the record, I’m fine with it: DoA has always been about growing up from being a spoiled child.)

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        October 27, 2021 at 10:42 am | #

        I think her argument was more “you were about to offer it to me”. She’s not the one assuming she’ll get the job by default, by virtue pf being the only one who showed up.

        Daisy still shouldn’t have offered either of them the job on the spot, though. If submissions are open until Friday, a decision shouldn’t be made until at least the following business day.

        • Segnosaur
          Segnosaur
          October 27, 2021 at 10:51 am | #

          We don’t know the details of the contest though.

          We as readers heard a vague “Submissions open to Friday”, but in-strip there were probably more detailed rules… Show up by X P.M., prepare a pitch with sample comics, etc. If those were the rules, Daisy probably had more than enough to go on after hearing Joyce’s pitch (and seeing a little of what Walky offered.)

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            October 28, 2021 at 3:29 pm | #

            There’s absolutely no indication that there was an ‘X PM’ deadline and assuming so just seems to be for fans to tilt the scales towards Joyce. Walky DID have samples though – Daisy just didn’t look at them. Or hear his pitch. She didn’t give any real fair consideration to Walky. Joyce was probably the right call but that doesn’t mean Daisy did her due diligence.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          October 27, 2021 at 10:53 am | #

          I don’t think it’s just that, I think Joyce’s objections weren’t that sharing with Walky was bad, it’s that sharing meant it would take her twice as long to get anywhere.

          • Atoms
            Atoms
            October 27, 2021 at 10:57 am | #

            https://www.dumbingofage.com/2021/comic/book-12/01-sister-christian/split/

            Those were her later (still whiny, imo) objections, after Daisy offers the fairly-reasonable compromise that they split time.

            Joyce’s initial whine was just in response to the very possibility that Daisy would even consider Walky’s submission. “You were going to give it to me! You haven’t even looked at his!”

            • Spencer
              Spencer
              October 27, 2021 at 11:11 am | #

              I mean yeah, she was literally about to get the job right there. That’s not Right or Wrong that’s just having an immediate reaction to having something taken away, like, say, what Walky’s feeling right now.

              And the thing about splitting the comic, which Daisy also reminds the both of them that nobody cares about the newspaper and that this decision means nothing, is that:

              A. Joyce objects on the grounds of how it’ll ruin the pacing of the comic since now it takes twice as long to get anywhere.

              B. Daisy Solomon’d it because she wanted to see who wanted it more, because the actual job she’s hiring for is meaningless to her.

              I don’t actually agree that splitting is reasonable, I think it’s the kind of middle ground that someone comes up with to get both people involved to shut up.

      • Segnosaur
        Segnosaur
        October 27, 2021 at 10:55 am | #

        > Wasn’t Joyce’s main argument just a whine that ‘You were going to give it to me!’

        I think the difference here is that Walky’s “Offer” was just a vague “There is a contest” with no guarantee of success (other than the fact that there were no competitors at the time). On the other hand, Joyce had a more firm “I have looked at your work and accepted it” commitment from Daisy.

        • Atoms
          Atoms
          October 27, 2021 at 10:59 am | #

          Walky’s offer was to have his submission looked at if he got it in by Friday, something that Daisy explicitly failed to do, and in part because Joyce whined her way past Daisy’s hesitations.

          But again, I’m not here to defend Walky, I just get annoyed when the commentariat majority picks one character to hate on, when it seems fairly obvious (at least to me) that there’s a lot of shitty behavior across all the characters.

          • segnosaur
            segnosaur
            October 27, 2021 at 12:02 pm | #

            As I mentioned before… we the readers only knew of “in by Friday”, but its likely there were more detailed requirements (what time of day to submit it, what to include in the “pitch”, etc.)

            And keep in mind that while Daisy seemed to be rejecting Walky’s comic without properly evaluating it, she was also (at one point) planning on GIVING him at least part-time work, even without fully evaluating Walky’s comic. If Joyce is to be blamed for wanting the job that was offered to her, then Walky should also be blamed for being willing to accept the job without having his work evaluated.

          • Ereb
            Ereb
            October 27, 2021 at 1:32 pm | #

            It feels like you’re blaming Joyce here for Daisy’s incompetence. It was Daisy who gave Joyce the ok too early, giving her false hopes – Daisy who didn’t give Walky the same chance she gave Joyce to sit down and explain his concept – Daisy who made a weird sexual pass at Walky’s gf in favour of listening to him – Daisy who offered a compromise, but then made it a weird Salamone test.

            To be fair, this is probably all plot convenience. Both Joyce’s and Walky’s comics are supposed to be a shitty, but also have potential. Joyce is supposed to get serialized. I think most readers expect Walky and Joyce to team up, or for Walky to publish online.

      • alongcameaspider
        alongcameaspider
        October 27, 2021 at 11:44 am | #

        I mean Joyce was right when she said that

        Walky came in literally as Daisy was telling Joyce she got the job. Daisy should have told Joyce that she’d call the next day if there were no other submissions but that would require he caring about this at all

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          October 27, 2021 at 4:54 pm | #

          I wonder if the same people would be saying the same thing if Walky had gotten there first and Daisy had done the same, “And honestly, no one else has applied, so …” before Joyce came bursting in.

          And would Joyce and Walky have reacted the same way afterwards.

          • Spencer
            Spencer
            October 27, 2021 at 7:34 pm | #

            I suppose that’s contingent on how Walky composes himself in the interview and whether or not Joyce would say “half is fine, it’s less work” when given the option.

  40. Heather
    Heather
    October 27, 2021 at 1:37 pm | #

    Walky if you’d shown you cared Daisy would have actually considered you. She literally chose Joyce because she cared more. Self sabotage thy name is Walky.

    Granted this is the guy who once thought having more than one pair of shoes was an affront to masculinity.

    (And I still don’t think Walky cared half as much anyway given the fact he kept going on about how to do less work but oh well).

    Somehow I wonder despite having a boring comic premise which is low effort if Walky will post it online and have a meteoric rise in popularity as Joyce struggles. At least in the short term. Because honestly Joyce’s comic while better than Walky’s probably still needs work and sometimes shitty low effort things get popular out of pure luck.

    Walky tends to be pretty lucky.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      October 27, 2021 at 2:16 pm | #

      Walky putting the bare minimum effort into something that attains him success, and then being unable to sustain that effort when it not only becomes an expectation of him, but he’s expected to improve?

      pshaw that cant happen

    • Autogatos
      Autogatos
      October 27, 2021 at 7:55 pm | #

      In my experience, people who’ve historically had things come easy to them tend to get frustrated the fastest the second things *don’t* come easy to them. It definitely seems to be a pattern for Walky. See: his sudden avoidance of going to class as soon as math required effort instead of being an easy A.

      Whereas people who have always struggled to prove themselves to achieve things tend to be extremely proactive and tenacious when they want something. It makes sense, Joyce coming from a family/environment that was big on judgement (I.e. her mom & church) might be more inclined to put in more effort as she probably has a history of feeling like she has to prove herself.

  41. Kelli217
    Kelli217
    October 27, 2021 at 1:45 pm | #

    What if Walky became a stringer, who Daisy called up for a strip from time to time when the news hole was too big?

  42. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    October 27, 2021 at 1:53 pm | #

    I’m starting to ship Booster and Walky.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      October 27, 2021 at 2:40 pm | #

      Wooster? Balky?

      • SomeGuy411
        SomeGuy411
        October 27, 2021 at 3:13 pm | #

        Mister Wooster is a fine character, so I can work with that

        • Chronos
          Chronos
          October 28, 2021 at 12:59 pm | #

          As in Wooster and Jeeves?

  43. Black
    Black
    October 27, 2021 at 7:25 pm | #

    Walky, through those five days of interest you drew the same three panels over and over, just featuring different guys getting kicked.

    • Jay
      Jay
      October 27, 2021 at 8:14 pm | #

      And?

      • Black
        Black
        October 27, 2021 at 9:59 pm | #

        Ultimately, even when he was “interested” in this job, he was still doing the absolute bare minimum of work required for it.

  44. Username Taken
    Username Taken
    October 27, 2021 at 9:57 pm | #

    Aw, concerned Booster is sweet. I think this is their second consecutive appearance where I enjoyed them, so they’re definitely growing on me.

  45. crow
    crow
    October 27, 2021 at 10:01 pm | #

    Dude, just publish them online or something

  46. AHR
    AHR
    October 27, 2021 at 11:17 pm | #

    oh sweetie you and your undiagnosed adhd…

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JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 1d
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 2d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 10d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
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Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many pro...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609184... 5 hours left on my 4-jet titans return tidal wave
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Check out those stickers. They make him look pretty great, actually. That aircraft carrier mode shines. Tidal Wave is loose and incomplete! So there's only four (4) jets!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Dumbing of Age: "For you" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
y'know there's not an awful lot of rocketeering in The Rocketeer
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