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by David M Willis on December 9, 2011 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Pajama Jeans
└ Tags: dina, jennifer, walky

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  1. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    December 9, 2011 at 12:02 am | #

    Jawed yes.
    Predator no.

    • Someone
      Someone
      December 9, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

      Were Billie a nachito–or a mcnugget–he would be predatoring all over that.

    • Khantalas
      Khantalas
      December 9, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

      Also, hardly a giant.

    • Seerow
      Seerow
      December 9, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

      If only it were joe.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        December 9, 2011 at 12:43 am | #

        Joes?

      • Khrene Cleaver
        Khrene Cleaver
        December 9, 2011 at 1:46 am | #

        I’d don’t think Joe would be using his jaws for this one, if anything she’d be, at least her lips… all for of them…

        • Mr. Morningstar
          Mr. Morningstar
          December 9, 2011 at 2:13 pm | #

          I’m attempting to count all possible lips… so far I can only think of three… hmm… The mystery thicknes.

          • JetFool
            JetFool
            December 22, 2011 at 7:09 pm | #

            Two on top, two on bottom.

        • Tucker
          Tucker
          December 9, 2011 at 5:10 pm | #

          If that wasn’t dirty enough, the gravatar makes it worse. XD

        • SgtNumnum
          SgtNumnum
          October 11, 2013 at 9:23 pm | #

          Joe’s a dude

      • Phillip Wilde
        Phillip Wilde
        December 9, 2011 at 10:19 am | #

        Then they’d all be Joed.

      • Mally
        Mally
        July 22, 2015 at 2:22 pm | #

        Giant Jawed. Not Giant Joed.

        Though I’m pretty sure that few ladies on campus would object to getting Giant Joed.

    • Yhelta
      Yhelta
      December 9, 2011 at 12:19 am | #

      Duuuuun dun
      Duuuuun dun
      Dun dun dun dun
      Dun dun dun dun
      Du du DUUUUUUUUNN!!!!

      • darcos0
        darcos0
        December 9, 2011 at 2:43 am | #

        Hey. I’m gonna eat y’all. I’m gonna eat that hairy leg. I’m gonna eat that one, too. Oh, I can see right up them shorts! I got a whole bunch of rows of teeth to chew you with. duun dun, duun dun duun dun…Oh, now wait a minute. I did have a chubby kid on a raft earlier today. It’s okay, though. I’ve been swimmin’ a lot lately. Mmm, yummy. Mmm

        • fezzam
          fezzam
          December 9, 2011 at 3:26 am | #

          Oh noooo, its the gender questionable shark!

        • saturnwonder
          saturnwonder
          December 9, 2011 at 7:35 pm | #

          I love you 😀

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      December 9, 2011 at 1:59 am | #

      He’s like a large predatory bird…

      Fish… I mean like a large predatory fish!

  2. TaZZerath
    TaZZerath
    December 9, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    We’re gonna need a bigger tube….

    • fellixe
      fellixe
      December 9, 2011 at 12:31 am | #

      Ha! I totally planned on posting the same thing!

  3. David El
    David El
    December 9, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    Nom Nom Nom

  4. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    December 9, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    4th panel needs to be a poster.

    Or a SyFy original movie. Walktopus!

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      December 9, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

      Second.

      • Tucker
        Tucker
        December 9, 2011 at 1:18 am | #

        Walws

    • PedanticJerkass
      PedanticJerkass
      December 9, 2011 at 1:41 am | #

      There totally needs to be a scene where Walky launches himself out of the water and brings down a passing commercial jet.

      • Darksen
        Darksen
        December 9, 2011 at 10:35 am | #

        Now you too can be this shark! 🙂

        http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/513760

  5. Martian
    Martian
    December 9, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    She kinda walked right into that one, didn’t she?

  6. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    December 9, 2011 at 12:03 am | #

    Surprise Walky! He will now copulate with you.

    …In my fan fic.

    • Seerow
      Seerow
      December 9, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

      Isn’t Walky the only guy on this beach trip? This could easily turn into a great thing for him in any sort of fanfic.

      • Gordon
        Gordon
        December 9, 2011 at 12:31 am | #

        Or a terrible thing once I introduce my self-insert Gary Stu lifeguard character.

        Walky almost drowns and Gary saves him, then teaches him how to swim.

        With his penis.

        • Gordon
          Gordon
          December 9, 2011 at 12:39 am | #

          To clarify, Gary uses his penis to teach Walky to swim.

          He doesn’t teach Walky to swim with his penis.

          Though, I’d read a fanfic like that.

          • Rognik
            Rognik
            December 9, 2011 at 2:26 am | #

            There’s an anime episode where a person uses his penis as a rudder. Would that count?

          • Blob Marley
            Blob Marley
            December 9, 2011 at 4:26 pm | #

            Helicopter dick has evolved into
            AIRBOAT DICK

        • fellixe
          fellixe
          December 9, 2011 at 12:45 am | #

          Even allowing for an unusual amount of agility a penis large enough to produce the needed thrust would be quite a thing to behold!

          • iSaidCandleja-
            iSaidCandleja-
            December 9, 2011 at 1:10 am | #

            To simply behold that thing would be a waste when there is so much more you could do with it.

        • NakedDumblydore
          NakedDumblydore
          December 9, 2011 at 2:08 am | #

          Is Gary going to give Walky mouth to mouth resuscitation? With his FAAAAACE???

      • Fauxlosopher
        Fauxlosopher
        December 9, 2011 at 1:36 am | #

        Oh my god, Walky’s life just turned into an episode of Tenchi Muyo…

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          December 10, 2011 at 8:08 pm | #

          Sal = Nagi
          Billie = Aeka
          Dotty = Kiyone
          Joyce = Mihoshi
          Dina = Sasami?
          Ruth = Ryoko?

          • Brendan
            Brendan
            December 11, 2011 at 5:54 pm | #

            Sal is Sasami, surely.

            Dina would be Washu, Billie Ryoko. Maybe, then, Dotty would be Aeka, and Ruth Kiyone?

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              December 11, 2011 at 8:02 pm | #

              Sal as Sasami? Can you really see Sal as being the little housewife type?

  7. carl320
    carl320
    December 9, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    A wild Walky appears!

    • fellixe
      fellixe
      December 9, 2011 at 12:33 am | #

      Crikey! ‘Ave a look at the goggles on that one!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 9, 2011 at 12:38 am | #

      If only she had some LURE BALLS.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        December 9, 2011 at 12:41 am | #

        Oh, she have it. 2 of them in fact.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          December 9, 2011 at 12:45 am | #

          Gotta catch them all.

          • Tucker
            Tucker
            December 9, 2011 at 1:18 am | #

            Billie uses disdain.

            • Joebo
              Joebo
              December 9, 2011 at 1:34 am | #

              It’s not very effective.

              • Tucker
                Tucker
                December 9, 2011 at 1:37 am | #

                Wild WALWS (Walky/Jaws) uses GROWL

                BILLIE’s attack fell.

                • I.care.0
                  I.care.0
                  December 9, 2011 at 9:31 am | #

                  Dina try to run away.
                  Can’t escape!
                  Wild WALKY uses PURSUIT!

                • I.care.0
                  I.care.0
                  December 9, 2011 at 9:32 am | #

                  Dina uses SELFDESTRUCTION!

                • boingo
                  boingo
                  May 8, 2013 at 3:50 pm | #

                  DIna uses SELFDESTRUCTION

  8. Andrew Colunga
    Andrew Colunga
    December 9, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    What do you call an aquatic Walky?

    A Swimy.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 9, 2011 at 12:11 am | #

      Hardy Ha ha! 😛

      • Tucker
        Tucker
        December 9, 2011 at 1:19 am | #

        Swimy, swimy!

  9. Reboot
    Reboot
    December 9, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    Is the water of that lake safe to swim in? (in RL)

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      December 9, 2011 at 12:07 am | #

      Yes it is, I am speaking from experience.

  10. The Sound Defense
    The Sound Defense
    December 9, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    Methinks Billie is starting to suffer the effects of the Freshman 15, entirely in her ass.

    • lord of dance
      lord of dance
      December 9, 2011 at 12:20 am | #

      yeah, but she was always kinda thick wasn’t she?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 9, 2011 at 12:20 am | #

      And is that really a bad thing?

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        December 9, 2011 at 12:45 am | #

        BOINGA-BOINGA, BOINGA-BOINGA.

        Statistics say “No”. And I’m finishing up a Statistics class, so I know what I’m talking about.

        • Fauxlosopher
          Fauxlosopher
          December 9, 2011 at 1:37 am | #

          72% of statistics are made up on the spot.

          • Tucker
            Tucker
            December 9, 2011 at 1:38 am | #

            Must roll a 15 or higher for the previous to be accurate.

          • a99steaksauce
            a99steaksauce
            December 9, 2011 at 3:15 am | #

            That means the other 24% must be true!

            • Tucker
              Tucker
              December 9, 2011 at 3:46 am | #

              http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/5185/standbackmaths.png

    • NakedDumblydore
      NakedDumblydore
      December 9, 2011 at 2:12 am | #

      She’s just making her contribution to the Earth’s continued revolution about the sun.

      Billy is highly concerned about the planetary physics of Earth and Mercury.

      • Garret Sylvar
        Garret Sylvar
        December 9, 2011 at 10:19 am | #

        Now, is that Mercury the planet, or Freddie Mercury of Queen?

        • Tucker
          Tucker
          December 9, 2011 at 1:31 pm | #

          Thunder bolts of lightning! Very very frightening!

          • Raiser
            Raiser
            December 10, 2011 at 11:37 am | #

            Galileo! Galileo! Galile– oh, Figaro.

            • Tucker
              Tucker
              December 10, 2011 at 8:47 pm | #

              Magnifico-o-o-o

  11. iSaidCandleja-
    iSaidCandleja-
    December 9, 2011 at 12:04 am | #

    Walky? Have a seat over there.

  12. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    December 9, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

    the scariest thing about panel 4 is that Walky may very well be naked and his lil Walky is poking her.

    • Seerow
      Seerow
      December 9, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

      What has been seen can no longer be unseen.

      • Wandering Meme
        Wandering Meme
        December 9, 2011 at 8:15 am | #

        Noooooooo!
        …now make out… make out now…

    • iSaidCandleja-
      iSaidCandleja-
      December 9, 2011 at 12:15 am | #

      Look at their relative positions. “Little Walky” would not be an apt description.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 9, 2011 at 12:17 am | #

        Little John from Robin Hood was a big man, so it still applies if only in a psudeo-ironic way.

        • iSaidCandleja-
          iSaidCandleja-
          December 9, 2011 at 12:27 am | #

          I’m going to agree with you, but only in a psuedo-ironic way.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            December 9, 2011 at 12:39 am | #

            Does two psuedo-ironic equal actual irony?

            • Rognik
              Rognik
              December 9, 2011 at 2:29 am | #

              Not enough hipsters around to matter.

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                December 9, 2011 at 4:53 pm | #

                They’re going extinct?

                • MacDiver
                  MacDiver
                  December 9, 2011 at 8:12 pm | #

                  Does that mean I have to stop hunting them? I was planning on fashioning a chair out of Kanye West sunglasses, skinny boy jeans, and bland “progressive” albums. I saw a guy do it with bear parts, and figured another annoying mammal would work as well.

                • Raiser
                  Raiser
                  December 10, 2011 at 11:39 am | #

                  Being hipster is too mainstream nowadays. Now they just sit around moping about how the world doesn’t understand their troubles, mode of dress, music, and ideology.

    • lord of dance
      lord of dance
      December 9, 2011 at 12:21 am | #

      that might explain that suspicious blur of color

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 9, 2011 at 12:40 am | #

        This means that Walky either A. skinnydipped or B. lost his togs.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          December 9, 2011 at 12:44 am | #

          Either way, that’s the Big Walky on Campus.

  13. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    December 9, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

    Probably not.

  14. tomtom
    tomtom
    December 9, 2011 at 12:05 am | #

    gotta love walky

  15. Doom Shepherd
    Doom Shepherd
    December 9, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

    Walky 2: The Revenge

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 9, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

      Walky 3D: Thirsting for McNuggets.

      • Freeholder
        Freeholder
        December 9, 2011 at 1:45 am | #

        Walky 4: In Space!

        • NakedDumblydore
          NakedDumblydore
          December 9, 2011 at 2:14 am | #

          Walky 5: The Empire Strikes Back

          • Izzy
            Izzy
            December 9, 2011 at 2:44 am | #

            Wally 6 and the Great Glass Elevator

            • Tucker
              Tucker
              December 9, 2011 at 4:06 pm | #

              Walky 7: The Fellowship of the Nugget.

              • Izzy
                Izzy
                December 9, 2011 at 7:16 pm | #

                Wally 8: the math books, the t-Rex, and the motorcycle

                • MM
                  MM
                  December 10, 2011 at 12:26 am | #

                  Walky 9, Part 1: Breaking Wind

                • Tucker
                  Tucker
                  December 10, 2011 at 2:24 am | #

                  Walky 9, Part 2: Cutting Cheese

                • Valdrax
                  Valdrax
                  December 10, 2011 at 4:56 am | #

                  Walky X: The Beginning

                • Tucker
                  Tucker
                  December 10, 2011 at 1:01 pm | #

                  Walky XI: Walk Harder

                • Tucker
                  Tucker
                  December 10, 2011 at 1:02 pm | #

                  Walky XII: With a Vengeance!

                • Freeholder
                  Freeholder
                  December 10, 2011 at 5:17 pm | #

                  Walky XIII: Walky vs Billie

                • Mrelegos
                  Mrelegos
                  December 10, 2011 at 6:14 pm | #

                  Walky XIV: Walky Balboa

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  December 10, 2011 at 8:12 pm | #

                  Walky VS The World

                • Tucker
                  Tucker
                  December 10, 2011 at 8:49 pm | #

                  C-c-c-c-combo breaker!

                • Tucker
                  Tucker
                  December 10, 2011 at 8:49 pm | #

                  The Walky Horror Picture Show

                • Tucker
                  Tucker
                  December 10, 2011 at 9:17 pm | #

                  Amendment to my previous post;
                  I’m so proud of this:

                  http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/289/walkyhorror.png

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  December 11, 2011 at 2:21 am | #

                  @TUCKER: wALKY IS SUCH A SWEET TRANSVESTITE.

                • Bill M.
                  Bill M.
                  December 12, 2011 at 1:35 pm | #

                  Fistful of Nachitos.
                  For a Few Nachitos More.
                  The Good, The Bad, and The Walky.

  16. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    December 9, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

    drat. comment meant for Reboot question on water purity.

  17. Moonshine McGee
    Moonshine McGee
    December 9, 2011 at 12:06 am | #

    Billie looks adorable without glasses,

    • Seerow
      Seerow
      December 9, 2011 at 12:09 am | #

      Sorry, you’re not allowed to say that with that avatar.

      • Caffienated
        Caffienated
        December 9, 2011 at 12:17 am | #

        LOL seconded.

      • NakedDumblydore
        NakedDumblydore
        December 9, 2011 at 2:16 am | #

        But look at that SN! Moonshine is clearly Billie’s soulmate!

  18. Cholma
    Cholma
    December 9, 2011 at 12:07 am | #

    I support the Fan Service in this storyline.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 9, 2011 at 12:10 am | #

      What about the Fan-DIService eh?

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 9, 2011 at 12:36 am | #

      Service with a smile.

      • Tucker
        Tucker
        December 9, 2011 at 1:22 am | #

        Does that follow “baton courtesies”?

        • Tucker
          Tucker
          December 9, 2011 at 2:01 am | #

          …Crap, now I’ma be on a SOAD kick for the next week. Just when I thought I was listening to more adult music.

  19. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    December 9, 2011 at 12:13 am | #

    It’s a Billikini! Also, JaWalky is awesome. He’s totally about to jump and hump Billie.

    • Rognik
      Rognik
      December 9, 2011 at 2:32 am | #

      Does this mean the comic is finally jumping the shark?

      • Blue
        Blue
        December 9, 2011 at 5:31 am | #

        No, clearly the shark is jumping the comic. 😛

        • Raiser
          Raiser
          December 10, 2011 at 11:42 am | #

          Insert obligatory reference to the U.S.S.R. here.

          Alternatively, a picture of Zangief wrestling a bear.

          (What? Zangief wrestling bears is always relevant.)

  20. Scoot
    Scoot
    December 9, 2011 at 12:14 am | #

    There is an appreciation for the sudden boobage in recent comics.

  21. Bunk
    Bunk
    December 9, 2011 at 12:15 am | #

    If only he had shark fin flippers for torpedo power.

  22. Locke
    Locke
    December 9, 2011 at 12:21 am | #

    That’s no shark, that’s a deadly freshwater lamprey!

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      December 9, 2011 at 12:41 am | #

      He’s gonna suck your BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

      • Locke
        Locke
        December 9, 2011 at 2:25 am | #

        With his FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!

        • Tucker
          Tucker
          December 9, 2011 at 1:32 pm | #

          From your FAAAAAAAAACE!!!

          • Caffienated
            Caffienated
            December 9, 2011 at 1:38 pm | #

            For a nickel!

            • Tucker
              Tucker
              December 9, 2011 at 3:06 pm | #

              A wild MIKE has appeared.

  23. beeftony
    beeftony
    December 9, 2011 at 12:22 am | #

    Where did Machete come from?

    • Trae Dorn
      Trae Dorn
      December 9, 2011 at 12:33 am | #

      That was my first thought when I saw Walky in that panel too.

  24. Sporkaganza
    Sporkaganza
    December 9, 2011 at 12:34 am | #

    Say, Billie looks none too bad in a swimsuit either.

    • Bekah
      Bekah
      December 9, 2011 at 1:49 am | #

      Sakaki-san will be totally oblivious to you cheating on her with Billie. As she is to most aspects of your relationship.

  25. NCP19
    NCP19
    December 9, 2011 at 12:36 am | #

    Silly Walky, Splash has no effect on Enemy Billie.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 9, 2011 at 12:38 am | #

      That’s no Splash. That’s a Dive.

  26. Robert
    Robert
    December 9, 2011 at 12:37 am | #

    That’d better be walky and not a real shark.

  27. fellixe
    fellixe
    December 9, 2011 at 12:40 am | #

    One part Walky plus one part Jabber Jaws equals JabberWalky!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      December 9, 2011 at 12:41 am | #

      Quick, grab a vorpal blade.

      • MM
        MM
        December 10, 2011 at 12:27 am | #

        And a snicker-snack of McNuggets.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 9, 2011 at 12:41 am | #

      *groans*

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      December 9, 2011 at 12:42 am | #

      Oh you.

      • fellixe
        fellixe
        December 9, 2011 at 12:50 am | #

        Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!

    • NakedDumblydore
      NakedDumblydore
      December 9, 2011 at 2:17 am | #

      *rimshot*

  28. Confuzor
    Confuzor
    December 9, 2011 at 12:40 am | #

    Lovin the water effects Willis has acheived with tue colors here. Must’ve taken a bit more time and care to achieve.

  29. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    December 9, 2011 at 12:43 am | #

    There’s a hole in her bikini, dear Liza, dear Liza. There’s a hole in her bikini, dear Liza, a hole.

    • Bekah
      Bekah
      December 9, 2011 at 1:53 am | #

      When I was a kid, I thought that the lyric was “There’s a hoe in my bucket”

      I feel like this is an appropriate response to your comment.

    • Bekah
      Bekah
      December 9, 2011 at 1:53 am | #

      When I was a kid, I thought that the lyric was “There’s a hoe in my bucket”

      I feel like this is an appropriate response to your comment.

      • Bekah
        Bekah
        December 9, 2011 at 1:54 am | #

        This was obviously meant as a response to Kernanator. And I am very upset that my attempt to fix it failed as well. I give up.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      December 9, 2011 at 7:51 am | #

      You meant ho right?

    • fellixe
      fellixe
      December 9, 2011 at 10:52 pm | #

      Well, fill it dear Walky, dear Walky, dear Walky. Well, fill it dear Walky, dear Walky. Fill it!

  30. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    December 9, 2011 at 12:43 am | #

    That could explain why Billie’s eyes are that way in panel 4.

    • alex
      alex
      December 9, 2011 at 5:17 pm | #

      ಠ_ಠ

  31. Romanticide
    Romanticide
    December 9, 2011 at 12:51 am | #

    You were saying? XD

  32. Leon
    Leon
    December 9, 2011 at 12:53 am | #

    You’d think Billie would expect this knowing Walky came along.

  33. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    December 9, 2011 at 12:59 am | #

    Nice prank, Walky! 😛

  34. Aizat
    Aizat
    December 9, 2011 at 1:10 am | #

    Hey, where’d my comment go?

  35. Derek
    Derek
    December 9, 2011 at 1:10 am | #

    I’m trying to decide whether I like Billie’s ass or the media has jaded me against women with non-anorexic proportions. Or maybe it’s just the angle?

  36. Fauxlosopher
    Fauxlosopher
    December 9, 2011 at 1:39 am | #

    After all is said and done, very, very nice water effects, Willis. I’ve read many a comic, and not a one has a decent distorted-but-still-there effect. Most just have the reflection, while some just have the water cut them in half.

    Very well done.

  37. Tucker
    Tucker
    December 9, 2011 at 1:58 am | #

    Somebody had to do it:
    http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/9053/walkyyeah.png

    P.S. Thepenismightier.

    • Tucker
      Tucker
      December 9, 2011 at 2:13 am | #

      Actually, someone else do a better job with the wording. I saw the goggles and it hit me – especially since they’re tinted.

  38. Soundbucket
    Soundbucket
    December 9, 2011 at 2:21 am | #

    SUDDENLY, WALKY.

  39. Freeholder
    Freeholder
    December 9, 2011 at 2:33 am | #

    It occurs to me Walky probably did not hear the conversation the girls were having, and decided to lunge at Billie on his own initiative.

  40. Mythril
    Mythril
    December 9, 2011 at 3:05 am | #

    Why do I get such a déjà vu feeling from panel 4? I feel like I saw that panel before already. Did David already post that panel in the newsfeed at some point? Or did I just see a similar drawing in another comic? Is this a homage to another comic? *confused*

    • ryan
      ryan
      December 9, 2011 at 8:50 am | #

      this is what i thought of.

      http://calvinandhobbesagain.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/19860613.gif

      • Tucker
        Tucker
        December 9, 2011 at 1:33 pm | #

        Verr-nice.

      • davecom3
        davecom3
        December 14, 2011 at 12:58 am | #

        I thought of the Peanuts comic strip, as Snoopy did much the same thing.

  41. Erinacues
    Erinacues
    December 9, 2011 at 3:16 am | #

    Now that Billie has survived Ruth, she isn’t scared of Jaws anymore.

  42. a99steaksauce
    a99steaksauce
    December 9, 2011 at 3:24 am | #

    Look at that ass. That big ol ass! That… That 3:45 ASS!!

  43. johannhowitzer
    johannhowitzer
    December 9, 2011 at 3:40 am | #

    Caaaaaaalled it.

  44. Gargamel
    Gargamel
    December 9, 2011 at 7:00 am | #

    Somebody could so write a vore fiction about this. ^_^

    • fellixe
      fellixe
      December 9, 2011 at 10:46 pm | #

      Vorefiles could write fiction based on the slogan on a yogurt shop napkin. “i sede to her its to bad i haev two eat YOU now…”

      • Gargamel
        Gargamel
        December 11, 2011 at 7:38 pm | #

        Ah but what of the eternal question?

        Head or feet first?

  45. narmenduke
    narmenduke
    December 9, 2011 at 7:03 am | #

    Best. Fourth panel. Ever.

  46. ryan
    ryan
    December 9, 2011 at 8:53 am | #

    the bull shark is no joke, billie.

  47. Plan D
    Plan D
    December 9, 2011 at 8:54 am | #

    And suddenly I remember. It’s been a while since I’ve read a comic because of Walky. But like the Meatloaf song, it is all coming back to me now. And I’m sold on DoA for life.

    • fellixe
      fellixe
      December 9, 2011 at 10:49 pm | #

      ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!

  48. DagonXIII
    DagonXIII
    December 9, 2011 at 9:01 am | #

    First week after college, we went down to the lake. 6 kids went into the water. Didn’t see the first shark for about 5 minutes….

  49. nothri
    nothri
    December 9, 2011 at 9:57 am | #

    Hijinks and bikinis. What more can you ask for?

    • Asuka L.S.
      Asuka L.S.
      December 9, 2011 at 3:25 pm | #

      Two words: “wardrobe malfunction”.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        December 9, 2011 at 4:47 pm | #

        SECONDED!

        • alex
          alex
          December 9, 2011 at 5:17 pm | #

          uh… do i even need to point out the avatar?

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            December 9, 2011 at 9:45 pm | #

            NOPE! ^_^

          • thomas0comer
            thomas0comer
            December 10, 2011 at 5:19 pm | #

            No, since it’ll be gone in twenty minutes.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              December 10, 2011 at 8:18 pm | #

              Not until tomorrow. 😀

  50. Sgt_Sarge
    Sgt_Sarge
    December 9, 2011 at 10:22 am | #

    Sharks, no. Icthyosaurs, on the other hand…

  51. GrassyNoel
    GrassyNoel
    December 9, 2011 at 10:42 am | #

    Just like a certain shark, this one doesn’t appear until the third reel!

  52. Spiffster13
    Spiffster13
    December 9, 2011 at 11:19 am | #

    Dina must study this ancient being of terror…

    Study it closely…

    • Lord Synick XXIII
      Lord Synick XXIII
      December 10, 2011 at 12:53 am | #

      With her penis.

      • Raiser
        Raiser
        December 10, 2011 at 11:45 am | #

        Nickel, mother, FAAAAAACE, et cetera.

        • Khrene Cleaver
          Khrene Cleaver
          December 10, 2011 at 8:56 pm | #

          Hey man, how we supposed to have a meme combo if you take it all up at once!?

          I don’t care about breaking it, but thats how I get chicks to line up in my headline

  53. NinjaMaid
    NinjaMaid
    December 9, 2011 at 3:41 pm | #

    Crotch-kick, T minus 3 seconds.

  54. Davecom3
    Davecom3
    December 9, 2011 at 8:08 pm | #

    Reminded me of Schultz.

  55. Thomas
    Thomas
    December 10, 2011 at 7:34 pm | #

    Funny things is, Dina isn’t wrong.

    Bull sharks do have a range as far as Indiana via the Ohio River, although it isn’t common.

  56. Khrene Cleaver
    Khrene Cleaver
    December 10, 2011 at 8:53 pm | #

    College teens, a lake with giant jawed predators, AND Lesbian shipping? Sounds like the setup to a great horror movie

  57. Creaks
    Creaks
    December 11, 2011 at 6:26 am | #

    Billie’s butt needs its own tag.

  58. turkishproverb
    turkishproverb
    December 11, 2011 at 11:52 am | #

    …For some reason, this is the most adorable thing Walky has done.

  59. davecom3
    davecom3
    December 14, 2011 at 12:56 am | #

    Sounded like Walky was doing a Snoopy imitation to me.

  60. parttimegamer93
    parttimegamer93
    September 15, 2014 at 1:35 am | #

    I have seen that exact effect in a Calvin and Hobbes comic. (And not the one linked above.) I love it, whether it’s an intended homage or not.

  61. Chris
    Chris
    October 9, 2014 at 1:01 pm | #

    It’s Machete!

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Joyce, holding hands with Dorothy, with a pouty face: Sorry, Joe, but Dorothy and I are dating now.

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Panel 3
Joe, raising a finger up thoughtfully: I am very happy for you. Now if you’ll excuse me.

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Joe, running down the hallway, screaming: HEY I NEED TO HAVE SEX CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME I REALLY WANT TO FUCK RIGHT NOW THAT WOULD BE SUPER GREAT I WANT SEX PLEASE

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Jennifer, appearing out of nowhere, handing Joyce a beer can: Hold my beer.

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Joe, continuing to run: SEX PLEASE SEX PLEASE GIMME SEX PLEASE
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