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May 12, 2026

Dislodged

by David M Willis on June 28, 2022 at 12:01 am
  • 04 – Don't Stop Billie-ving
└ Tags: jennifer, ruth

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    June 28, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

    This is where I came in! *walks out of theatre*

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      June 28, 2022 at 12:05 am | #

      coincidentally I just finished the first Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians, and he ALSO has a thing about destroying doors

      • Clif
        Clif
        June 28, 2022 at 8:04 am | #

        Your avatar is incredibly appropriate.

    • ThunderNight
      ThunderNight
      June 28, 2022 at 12:14 am | #

      In the eternal words of Snagglepuss: “Exit, Stage Left”

    • Sajuuk-Khar
      Sajuuk-Khar
      June 28, 2022 at 1:35 am | #

      Next time, Ruth exits, pursuing a bear

      • ktbear
        ktbear
        June 28, 2022 at 2:35 am | #

        I promise not to run too fast.

        • Clif
          Clif
          June 28, 2022 at 10:53 am | #

          Grizzly bears can run at 35 mph while Polar bears max out at about 25mph.

          The literature is suspiciously silent about KT bears.

          • Devin
            Devin
            June 28, 2022 at 11:15 am | #

            Nobody has ever outrun a KT bear, I guess!

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        June 29, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

        that is an interesting stage direction to bring up, given current events
        https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/25528801-exit-pursued-by-a-bear

  2. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    June 28, 2022 at 12:05 am | #

    I mean…this is kind of how their relationship started so how do I know this isn’t just flirting for them?

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      June 28, 2022 at 12:30 am | #

      That and/or foreplay.

      • Rose by Any Other Name
        Rose by Any Other Name
        June 28, 2022 at 1:06 am | #

        **pulls up a chair**

        I’m in.

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          June 28, 2022 at 1:30 am | #

          Me, too. Popcorn?

          • Jamie
            Jamie
            June 28, 2022 at 2:08 am | #

            Popcorn. Chocolate-flavored, even. (It’s good. I promise.)

    • Nicoleandmaggie
      Nicoleandmaggie
      June 28, 2022 at 2:20 am | #

      But… they’re both dating other people. Have they discussed this with their current partners and are they on board?

      • Xaeon
        Xaeon
        June 28, 2022 at 9:01 am | #

        Even odds Jason is already in there and won’t object. Possibly out of fear. I feel like Asher’s only reaction will be being upset he didn’t get to watch like Jason.

      • Lan
        Lan
        June 28, 2022 at 4:10 pm | #

        Suggesting that Jennifer and Ruth would make healthy choices re: relationships

  3. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    June 28, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

    IDS HEADLINE: HACKED MUZAKS SEIZED; HACKER STILL AT LARGE

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      June 28, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

      oops sorry, did you want it back? 😅

  4. The Wellerman
    The Wellerman
    June 28, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

    YO!!!! BILLIE!!!! 🤯

    Sure hope she know’s what she’s doing! 😵

    *Doom music or something starts playing on hacked muzak, I dunno*

    • Laura
      Laura
      June 28, 2022 at 12:09 am | #

      This is what they get when they ask for “Billie”.

      (Hi, NG. 🙂

      • Laura
        Laura
        June 28, 2022 at 12:11 am | #

        …Joyce rattled her confidence. Now she’s turning to force to get it back.

      • The Wellerman
        The Wellerman
        June 28, 2022 at 12:13 am | #

        Welp, at least things get a lot more exciting when she’s “Billie”, I give you that! 😮😅

        And hello Laura! How have you been?

        I spent all day working on a rough map of Galasso’s Pizza (and Subs), and I’m almost done!

        • Laura
          Laura
          June 28, 2022 at 12:24 am | #

          Good luck with it, NG!

          I’m exhausted.

          (Plays Jason Lewis on the hacked muzak:
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wELOA2U7FPQ )

          • The Wellerman
            The Wellerman
            June 28, 2022 at 12:36 am | #

            This literally sounds like it’ll really help! Thanks! 😁

            • Laura
              Laura
              June 28, 2022 at 12:49 am | #

              YW. This channel helps me a lot. I listen every day.

              My concentration is absolutely shot, and my joint pain is killing me. Way too much work left to do.
              (…So I come here and read the comments. *Facepalm*)

              • The Wellerman
                The Wellerman
                June 28, 2022 at 12:54 am | #

                Ooooo! Sorry about your joints! 😟

                Also, I still think it’s possible to do both work AND comments! 15 minutes of work followed by 5 minutes of comment reading on repeat should do the trick! 😉

                At least that’s how I would do it. Whatever works for you! 😊

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  June 28, 2022 at 12:59 am | #

                  Yes, that works, NG.
                  Been reading about “neurodivergent love languages”:
                  https://stimpunks.org/2022/01/22/the-five-neurodivergent-love-languages-2/
                  Being here is kind of like getting my “body double” (https://www.additudemag.com/getting-stuff-done-easier-with-a-friend-body-double/) — while I work, I’ll know folks are chatting among themselves, and having that kind of “parallel play” with y’all helps me keep calm and connected.

                • The Wellerman
                  The Wellerman
                  June 28, 2022 at 1:17 am | #

                  What a coincidence! For years I imagined that when I meet my relationship partner(s) in the future, be them neurodivergent or not, “parallel play” is exactly what I imagine as my ideal way of bonding with them. So wonderfull! 😭

                  Sorry if that sounds awkward (and definitely don’t mean it as love-bombing you), just so weird how i always wanted to intellectually bond with someone just like this, and now it even has a name! Not only for partners and Pog Champs, but all kinds of human friends should embrace this!

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  June 28, 2022 at 1:28 am | #

                  Thanks, friend. No discomfort taken – all good.
                  My family’s all about the parallel play.
                  Let’s go to someone’s house and flop down on their couch with a good book or a crossword puzzle, maybe pet the animals or take a nap.
                  That’s our idea of a really social evening. 🙂
                  Warm silence can be magical.

                  I know we’re supposed to keep it on-topic for the strip…
                  I think that’s how Amber/Amazi-Girl and Danny bonded, and later Danny with Sal: just having projects (music, games, comic books…) to work on, side by side and together. That was all the interaction they needed.

                  You see that sometimes with Joyce and Dorothy. Dorothy will be sitting doing homework, and Joyce will be sociable in the background. It’s nice.

                • The Wellerman
                  The Wellerman
                  June 28, 2022 at 1:46 am | #

                  I could imagine all that right now, that Jason Lois playlist you posted makes the PERFECT background music for it. Simply wonderful! 🥰

                  Re:articles, this is why I feel neuro-diversity is so important, as well language to make it more conceptually accessible, not for people to read it as “disorder”, but as different ways of being, different ways of living from which all humans can learn from example.

                  Imagining all those characters happily parallel-processing in their relationships, I predict that all of this will really come to form the models of modern human relationships we see in the future! 🤩

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  June 28, 2022 at 3:02 am | #

                  Yeah. Right around midnight, the fog lifts, the music kicks in, and I can remember what it feels like to concentrate and get things done.
                  …It’s like being a different person.
                  We need to find strategies that WORK, to help us be all we really are.

                  I think Joyce is beginning to come to terms with her own special and unique gifts, and how learning strategy from folks like Dina and amber who’ve been practicing longer can help her. I hope so, anyway.

                • The Wellerman
                  The Wellerman
                  June 28, 2022 at 3:21 am | #

                  Re: being a different person, the times I feel that cognitive euphoria myself are much fewer and further between no matter what I try, sometimes I worry whether or not I’ll be able to achieve it ever again 😭. Glad you can get that tho, makes me more hopeful 🥲

                  Re: Joyce, yeah ideally that would happen, but yet again this isn’t Smarting of Age. Considering Joyce is no stranger to black-and-white thinking, it’s really likely that Joyce is gonna go from freaking out and loathing about her potential autism straight to the other extreme of toxic positivity about it, much to the annoyance of others, especially Dina.

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  June 28, 2022 at 7:56 am | #

                  Woo-hoo! Work is finally finished!

        • Clif
          Clif
          June 28, 2022 at 11:22 am | #

          I just wanted to point out the The Wellerman the fact that is well known to Science that Galasso’s is topologically incorrect and not to scale. If your map is to be accurate, it must be true of your map as well.

          • The Wellerman
            The Wellerman
            June 28, 2022 at 1:58 pm | #

            Don’t you worry, I just mapped the restaurant on which Galassos is based — Mother Bear’s Pizza at IU, of course! 😋

    • Ray Radlein
      Ray Radlein
      June 28, 2022 at 12:33 am | #

      She might! I mean, there’s a first time for everything

  5. Nono
    Nono
    June 28, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

    Well whatever this is, looks like it’s been simmering for a while.

  6. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    June 28, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    Kinda not sure what provoked this, eager to find out though

    • Rororoyourboat
      Rororoyourboat
      June 28, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

      I think Jennifer wants Ruth to get angry at her like she used to. Ruth appears to just suck up all her feelings when it comes to her and that doesn’t fly with Jennifer.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        June 28, 2022 at 12:13 am | #

        Yeah, I think Ruth initiated the breakup and feels guilty about it, so she’s giving Jennifer a lot of slack and probably pretending a bit that she’s better than she really is.

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          June 28, 2022 at 12:15 am | #

          I think more likely Ruth fucked up real bad, bad enough for Jennifer to end the relationship, and feels guilty about that

          • Sirksome
            Sirksome
            June 28, 2022 at 12:21 am | #

            It’s just a theory based on little clues of dialogue but i don’t think Jen broke up with her. She talked about caring too much and that was pretty obviously in reference to Ruth.

            • Fuzzy
              Fuzzy
              June 28, 2022 at 12:35 am | #

              You keep saying that and I don’t really get why it’s a clue that Ruth broke up with her? I took it to imply the opposite. Ruth cared too much and was being overbearing and so Billie broke up with her.

              • Sirksome
                Sirksome
                June 28, 2022 at 12:44 am | #

                It’s hard to confirm which is why it’s just a theory. She could have been applying that in reference to Ruth or herself. I would assume since Jennifer was the one talking she was talking about herself but just having to make an assumption leaves this and hypothetical because text media can’t convey tone.

                To me Billie cared too much about their health in the relationship and Ruth who has kind of backslid into alcohol didn’t and broke up with her. Cause if Ruth cared more for Billie they’d both be together and sober instead of broken up and one hopefully sober while the other flounders in muted depression and insecurity. (Also dating Jason)

              • Sirksome
                Sirksome
                June 28, 2022 at 12:47 am | #

                Also I don’t 100% know if Jennifer is sober but I believe she is because we haven’t seen her drink so far. Willis could drop a reveal like that.

                • Thag Simmons
                  Thag Simmons
                  June 28, 2022 at 1:35 am | #

                  no boozles

          • Gizen
            Gizen
            June 28, 2022 at 4:36 am | #

            I have a suspicion that Jennifer is the one that fucked it up. Ruth keeps acting like it’s her fault, and Jennifer is acting like it’s her fault, and it reads too… suspicious? Like, considering Jennifer’s ego, and Ruth’s own depressive and self-destructive tendencies, I have a feeling that it was actually Jennifer who fucked up, blamed Ruth for her own fuck up, and Ruth just went “yeah, this was my fault somehow I guess”. I already suspected this beforehand, but the way Mary talked to Jennifer just now, and the way she’s getting pissed off and demanding Ruth stop lying to her when Ruth is basically saying ‘yeah, I’d understand why you’re mad at me’, it reads to me like their breakup was Jennifer’s fault, and she’s pissed off that Ruth isn’t fighting her on it and giving her the blame she feels she deserves, that Ruth isn’t indulging her guilt complex the way she wants her to.

            • Wereg
              Wereg
              June 28, 2022 at 7:04 am | #

              My gut is telling me that Jennifer ended up backsliding on/kept consuming alcohol and Ruth couldn’t handle the temptation in her life.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                June 28, 2022 at 7:26 am | #

                It’s certainly possible, but it’s worth remembering that Ruth is drinking now and as far as we’ve seen Jennifer isn’t.

                • Rabisch
                  Rabisch
                  June 28, 2022 at 2:50 pm | #

                  Ruth drinked the day of her 21st birthday. I think it was like a ritual and no more.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  June 28, 2022 at 3:44 pm | #

                  Ruth’s an alcoholic. “It’s my 21st birthday is just an excuse.”

            • Keulen
              Keulen
              June 28, 2022 at 1:24 pm | #

              Same, I’ve suspected for a long time now that Jennifer caused their breakup, and Ruth is just taking the blame for some reason.

      • Laura
        Laura
        June 28, 2022 at 12:14 am | #

        REALLY toxic, physically abusive relationship. Whole thing was bullying from start to finish, with a little sweetness tucked in the middle, just to keep the bitter palatable. …That’s how I see it, anyway. 🙁

        I never thought there needed to be anything extra having happened on Halloween, for their relationship to have ended. I figured Ruth’s actions that we’ve seen on camera were bad enough.

        • cmasta1992
          cmasta1992
          June 28, 2022 at 12:24 am | #

          Took the comment right out of my mouth. They were just awful together. I don’t need much more context to know that them staying together definitely ends with one or both of them dead.

          • Vanessa
            Vanessa
            June 28, 2022 at 1:09 am | #

            This behavior certainly cements a “Ruth needs to get the fuck away from Billie whatever it takes” feeling. I liked Jennifer and her hypocritical, social climbing acquaintances much better than this out-of-control rage machine. Although I’m guess we’ll find that she thinks “Ruth being polite to her ex” is the same as “Ruth is trying to die.” Exes are people you are polite to, you don’t know them anymore, you have to grow the scab over before you can be normal around them.

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              June 28, 2022 at 8:27 am | #

              “out-of-control rage machine” yeah ok

            • Bysmerian
              Bysmerian
              June 29, 2022 at 12:23 am | #

              That reminds me of my youngest sibling talking about eventually reconnecting with their ex-partner as friends. It took several attempts separated by months each before they managed it, and it took the valiant sacrifice of a worker bee from their previously shared hive to succeed.

    • RassilonTDavros
      RassilonTDavros
      June 28, 2022 at 12:09 am | #

      Probably Halloween. Which I believe is starting very soon…

      • Bryy
        Bryy
        June 28, 2022 at 12:57 am | #

        I am here for a year of All Hallow’s Eve.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        June 28, 2022 at 4:37 am | #

        The next chapter starts on Saturday, July 2nd. I get the feeling this week is an extended segue…

  7. Rororoyourboat
    Rororoyourboat
    June 28, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    Ruth doesn’t exactly look scared in the last panel. Maybe a different feeling though

    • Kaos
      Kaos
      June 28, 2022 at 10:49 am | #

      i would dare to say that she looks confused.

  8. Mr D
    Mr D
    June 28, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

    …
    So, this ends up in one of two ways. Crying or Fuckin.
    or both!.

  9. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    June 28, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

    Jennifer’s one hundred percent right– Ruth had no intention of actually filling out the repair form.

    • Sambo
      Sambo
      June 28, 2022 at 12:12 am | #

      Perfect comment!

    • a/snow/mous/e
      a/snow/mous/e
      June 28, 2022 at 5:21 pm | #

      Ruth was going to get Jason to fill out the form, and she’d just sign her name at the bottom.

  10. Mydnyt
    Mydnyt
    June 28, 2022 at 12:09 am | #

    Is this another case of “What in gods name happened on Halloween?”

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      June 28, 2022 at 12:12 am | #

      Fortunately we should be finding out the answer to that question in the near future

    • CrazyJ
      CrazyJ
      June 28, 2022 at 12:13 am | #

      Clearly it’s because they both had the same costume.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        June 28, 2022 at 12:16 am | #

        Incidentally, can’t wait to see what costumes everyone winds up wearing

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          June 28, 2022 at 4:40 am | #

          Random guess time? Random guess time.

          Grace, Mandy, and Sierra: Charlie’s Angels.

          Joe and Joyce: The main characters from Tangled.

          Roz: Mystique from the live-action X-Men movies.

          • Thag Simmons
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            June 28, 2022 at 6:16 am | #

            I don’t know if Joe and Joyce are at “couple’s costumes” yet, not intentionally anyways.

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        June 28, 2022 at 12:24 am | #

        Yeah, it was one of those two-person horse costumes, but then they both wanted to wear the front half.

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        “I’m not changing.”
        “Well, I’m not changing either.”

        Decide for yourself if this was about their costumes, or their personalities — the end result would be the same

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      June 28, 2022 at 1:06 am | #

      No. It’s the SAME case.

    • Keulen
      Keulen
      June 28, 2022 at 1:26 pm | #

      I’m hoping that will be revealed in a few days, when the next chapter starts.

    • vancore
      vancore
      June 29, 2022 at 12:17 pm | #

      The good part about skipping all those holidays is you can now have flashbacks to those times near the actual months without speeding up time. A single year hasn’t gotten over for the story, yet so much has changed during that half a year.

  11. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    June 28, 2022 at 12:12 am | #

    Incidentally, not a great sign when something breaks so often you start learning the individual part names

    • Biblioholic93
      Biblioholic93
      June 28, 2022 at 12:16 am | #

      Probably happens more often than one would like in a full dorm building with hundreds of individual dorms. Plus, she has her own habit of kicking doors in on college dime…. she probably does all the installs herself to keep that between the students.

  12. FaerwenOfValenwood
    FaerwenOfValenwood
    June 28, 2022 at 12:12 am | #

    are…are they gonna kiss

    • shrub
      shrub
      June 28, 2022 at 12:42 am | #

      I hope not.

      Shoves isn’t love someone once said

      • shrub
        shrub
        June 28, 2022 at 12:44 am | #

        Or something similar

      • the illerman
        the illerman
        June 28, 2022 at 1:19 pm | #

        ‘Twas Carla the great!

        https://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/04-the-do-list/secretly/

    • Rose by Any Other Name
      Rose by Any Other Name
      June 28, 2022 at 1:08 am | #

      I hope so.

      @shrub – as long as they are consensual shoves, it’s all good.

      • Fay
        Fay
        June 28, 2022 at 4:02 am | #

        Well, as long as they’re consensual, pre-communicated, and safe-word-backed shoves.

        • Clif
          Clif
          June 28, 2022 at 8:52 am | #

          Consensual is incredibly important. Pre-communicated and safe-word-backed is certainly one way to do it, with a lot to recommend it. But humans have all kinds of communication channels and it’s not the only way to do it. What works for people is tricky to judge from the outside. Coming up with rules that apply outside of the local cultural understandings held by the participants and trying to apply them moralistically is not useful. There are billions of ways to say I love you and some of them are downright weird. And that’s okay.

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      June 28, 2022 at 6:56 am | #

      that sounds like something Becky would say

      • the illerman
        the illerman
        June 28, 2022 at 1:16 pm | #

        https://www.dumbingofage.com/2021/comic/book-11/03-see-you-in-the-funny-page/phase/

        You are quite correct

  13. Mewzard
    Mewzard
    June 28, 2022 at 12:12 am | #

    Freeza: Have we been here before? I feel like we’ve been here before…

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      June 28, 2022 at 12:14 am | #

      Dragon Ball Abridged right? My friends and I loved that.

      • Kyrik Michalowski
        Kyrik Michalowski
        June 28, 2022 at 12:32 am | #

        DBZ Abridged is/was one of the best youtube series and I’m still super bummed that they won’t be finishing it.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          June 28, 2022 at 2:06 am | #

          If they’d kept going, it would have sucked. They’ve openly admitted that they were more or less out of ideas for the show, so finishing where they did seems for the best.

        • RassilonTDavros
          RassilonTDavros
          June 28, 2022 at 2:24 am | #

          I’m honestly glad it ended when it did, rather than mid-way through the Buu saga. If they had tried pressing on, I think they would have burned out and left it unfinished. This way it at least has a satisfying ending.

  14. BBCC
    BBCC
    June 28, 2022 at 12:12 am | #

    Well it’s nice to see these two getting along so well.

    I beg for backstory. XD

  15. Biblioholic93
    Biblioholic93
    June 28, 2022 at 12:13 am | #

    Considering thaf I’m still a quarter convinced that this might be flirting for them, I do have to agree they were awful for each other. Still, the fact that Billie and Ruth saved each other from alcoholism more or less, and that Ruth finally started trying medication that works for her, it was a kinda stepping stone relationship.

    Mmh. What was the lie tho? How Ruth would try to date her editor in chief…? Honestly she’s clearly not entirely stable right now anyways, so… the Sir will be good for her, not another emotional wreck who’ll need attention and convincing, preening and complimenting, when Ruth can’t always trust her own self discipline….

    • Felian
      Felian
      June 28, 2022 at 10:51 am | #

      It’s not necessarily a good thing to have a stable partner doing the stabilising for you. Sometimes you need to hit rock bottom before you can start taking self-responsibility. Having a partner hold you up can keep you from growing your own strength. And might create dependency which potentially opens the door to being taken advantage of.
      Having a partner who doesn’t have the habit of saving you from yourself, and instead encourages you to take responsibility yourself, and supports you by cheering the progress you make, now THAT would be helpful.

  16. True Survivor
    True Survivor
    June 28, 2022 at 12:13 am | #

    Awwww a reverse of their first kiss … I my literary symmetry senses are a tingling, though I hope they don’t kiss again (cheating is mean).

  17. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    June 28, 2022 at 12:14 am | #

    Some Jennifer strips end up sticking that one song in my brain way too hard.

    “Billie, don’t be a hero
    Don’t be a fool with your liiiiife”

  18. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    June 28, 2022 at 12:16 am | #

    I just gotta say this wing does not have proper problem-solving skills. It’s mostly just Jennifer and Ruth, but most of the girls here have shown they’ll turn to violence in an instant.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      June 28, 2022 at 12:19 am | #

      We know Carla’s good with practical problems, at least.

    • Nono
      Nono
      June 28, 2022 at 12:22 am | #

      Dorothy, Carla, Agatha, Mandy, Sierra, Grace, Meredith, Rachel, Other Rachel, Roz…

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        June 28, 2022 at 12:35 am | #

        This is not convincing. Dorothy and Carla are the only ones with any viability, maybe Roz too. We have no idea what those other girls get up too. In fact I think two of those girls are known for regularly getting into lover’s quarrels. And we know what hotheads the girls that actually get panel time are. This wing is like the Wild West.

        • Nono
          Nono
          June 28, 2022 at 12:49 am | #

          That doesn’t mean they turn to violence. Quarreling isn’t violent. There is a difference between hotheadedness and violence.

          Dina turns to violence far more readily than most of the girls in the dorm. I wouldn’t call her hotheaded. Rachel’s hotheaded. I wouldn’t call her violent.

          Like the amount of people that are actually ‘violent hotheads’ would just be Joyce, Ruth, Sal, Malaya (Jennifer no longer lives here). Sarah’s a misanthrope and she’s only actually been violent against people she has a grudge against or who actually deserve it (Ryan, people who take her hostage). Amber’s cooled down a lot since the timeskip.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        June 28, 2022 at 12:56 am | #

        Are you listing people you think *do* have problem-solving skills, or people who *don’t*?

        Dorothy is pretty good at it! (Particularly if it involves spreadsheets.) Sometimes she orders people around, to varying degrees of success, and she hasn’t figured out how to tell anyone that she’s been accepted to Yale. But she’s got a lot of maturity, integrity, and calm, plus major executive function skills like prioritization and organization. When people around Dorothy are okay with her taking the lead, she can go Future President on it. When they aren’t, her attempts backfire.

        Carla’s solution is to be bigger and louder than the problem, and Carla saw that this was Good.

        We haven’t really seen those other characters solve many problems, though anyone in a longterm throuple without apparent drama is probably skillful at it.

        Whatever went down between Rachel and Ruth, that problem didn’t get solved, as Rachel holds a grudge about it to this day.

        I rather like Roz, but, shall we say, problem-solving isn’t one of her strengths.

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          June 28, 2022 at 1:12 am | #

          — oh, you were listing people who don’t act physically violent.

          People who are ready for violent action include: Joyce but usually it’s appropriate, Sarah if she has to, Dina but it’s played for laughs, Amber/AG but nowadays they’re channeling it successfully into Roller Derby. Mary evilly attempts to get people to hurt themselves.
          And of course, Ruth and Jennifer, and it’s actively terrible.

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          June 28, 2022 at 1:38 am | #

          Carla’s an engineer. She’s good with practical problems

          • cmasta1992
            cmasta1992
            June 28, 2022 at 2:23 am | #

            For example, how am I going to stop some mean mother hubbard from kicking a structurally superfluous hole in my door

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              June 28, 2022 at 4:46 am | #

              Her dispensers dispense sweet pranks instead of health and ammo.

              • Thag Simmons
                Thag Simmons
                June 28, 2022 at 6:17 am | #

                There’s a little pie arm for dealing with troublesome sappers.

                • Needfuldoer
                  Needfuldoer
                  June 28, 2022 at 6:54 am | #

                  She respects the idea of sappers, but won’t sit idly by while they ruin her fun.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      June 28, 2022 at 12:23 am | #

      Most *people* don’t have proper problem-solving skills.
      It’s a problem, but I don’t know how to solve it.

    • Eric
      Eric
      June 28, 2022 at 7:44 am | #

      This is America.

  19. Joe Moose
    Joe Moose
    June 28, 2022 at 12:16 am | #

    [Careless Whisper blares out on hacked PDA speakers]

  20. Yumi
    Yumi
    June 28, 2022 at 12:17 am | #

    Jennifer should try yoga.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      June 28, 2022 at 12:22 am | #

      Are you kidding me?

      Jennifer’s already doing therapy, and even that’s not doing jill shit.

      Gotta work her way up from booze somehow. Maybe weed? Hundreds of times less poisonous and damaging to the body and brain than alcohol, and nearly impossible to OD, so it would be a step in the right direction, at least.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        June 28, 2022 at 12:32 am | #

        1. Yes.
        2. We don’t know that she’s still doing therapy, just that she said she “got therapy.”

        • StClair
          StClair
          June 28, 2022 at 12:42 am | #

          and now she’s all better, see?

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            June 28, 2022 at 12:43 am | #

            She is doing so well.

        • The Wellerman
          The Wellerman
          June 28, 2022 at 12:45 am | #

          glad we’re on the same page re:Jennifer and weed

          about your second point, I foresee two other possibilities other than her still doing therapy:

          A. She discontinued because it really didn’t work for her, either on a personal basis or was really turned off by a “professional” that was insensitive or even downright bigoted.

          B. She only went a few times or even once just to be able to say that she did without technically lying, and brag about it as a part of her being All-Grown-Up™ “Jennifer”.

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            June 28, 2022 at 12:47 am | #

            Oh, we’re not on the same page about weed, I just didn’t want to get into that with you. My points were going in order of what you had said.

            • The Wellerman
              The Wellerman
              June 28, 2022 at 12:50 am | #

              Oh woops, i guess i misread that 😅

              But yeah which one of those possibilities re:therapy you think is most likely. My bet is with option B, so much like her. 🙄

              • Yumi
                Yumi
                June 28, 2022 at 12:57 am | #

                I think B is most likely, based on how she brought it up:
                https://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-11/02-look-straight-ahead/soundlike/

                Doesn’t sound like A to me.

                My experience of college counseling centers at a school comparable to IU is that they just kind of rush you along. You might get someone who sets up “regular” sessions with you, but those might only be for six to eight weeks. (Even that’s lucky; there’s also a lot of inaccessible referrals given after an initial assessment.) That can definitely help in some cases, and I think it’s possible Jennifer got something out of it, but I don’t think it’d go deep enough for all that she has going on.

                • The Wellerman
                  The Wellerman
                  June 28, 2022 at 1:04 am | #

                  If by “got something out if it” you mean bourgeois bragging rights, then yes, that pretty much sums up the benefits for her.

                  You think Yoga would get any deeper? Weed could go deep too, but I’m starting to think that maybe the problem is less about what would help her and more about her actually wanting to change.

                • Yumi
                  Yumi
                  June 28, 2022 at 1:18 am | #

                  Like I said, the yoga comment was a joke.

                  And no, I meant a more temporary and surface level sense of calm, and maybe assistance in stopping drinking. And those things aren’t nothing, especially depending where one’s at when seeking therapy. They’re just not everything.

                • The Wellerman
                  The Wellerman
                  June 28, 2022 at 1:27 am | #

                  Eh, it might just be me, but the way she’s reacting here (YIKES), it seems to me more like a “holding it all in with ducktape” kinda way? With ducktape being recognition from her bourgeois friends and ego inflation from being the problem-solving alpha-bongo.

                  The old Billie and all her habits and attitudes are still there, tightly packed inside. Once she looses her incentive to keep up her facade (which I’m guessing will come during the big bourgeois breakfast), Billie’s gonna burst out and spiral right into relapse.

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  June 28, 2022 at 1:33 am | #

                  Hot yoga actually could provide a welcome release, though. Endorphins, adrenaline, cortisol, dopamine, serotonin, oxytocin, melatonin… all the brain chemicals you can get from sex or drama or alcohol (or other substances), you can get from sustained strenuous exercise, especially in a class with others.

                • The Wellerman
                  The Wellerman
                  June 28, 2022 at 1:53 am | #

                  I tried Yoga myself a few times, didn’t quite work on account of my barely cooperative host body. 😓

                  I find that walking or other light exercise works, on account of release of all those, especially when I use it in conjunction with half a thc gummy bear. Whatever works!!!

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  June 28, 2022 at 5:22 am | #

                  Yoga doesn’t have to be about physical exercise, BTW. It can be done through just breathing, or chanting/singing (Kirtan dubstep is among my fave dance musics) or meditation, or study and reading, or even just while sleeping or “doing stuff that your body enjoys”. Lots of ways to yog’. Anything you do thoughtfully and deliberately, with intention and purpose, can be an expression of yoga.
                  (I’d link to the Wikipedia article on the topic, but it’s a little religious, and I know we try to keep the discussion secular.)

                • The Wellerman
                  The Wellerman
                  June 28, 2022 at 3:17 pm | #

                  I never thought of it that way!!! 😮

                  It’s kinda like martial arts then! 😆

                  Or are least I hears that somewhere I dunno. 😅

                  Anyway thanks a million Laura! 😊

                  (So much for Wikipedia keeping a “neutral point of view”, but of course oh wells we shouldn’t be relying on it anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  June 28, 2022 at 5:48 pm | #

                  Well, exactly. Yoga is a form of martial arts. There’s even a fighting style based on it. It’s pretty badasse. There’s a movie that really showcases it — I think it’s just called “Indian”. Tragic plot, but wild fight scenes.
                  Yoga really just means “discipline,” or “practice”.

              • eh, whatever
                eh, whatever
                June 28, 2022 at 2:41 am | #

                Duct tape – wholly unrelated to ducks.

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  June 28, 2022 at 5:16 am | #

                  Although there is a brand of duct tape called “Duck Tape”. There’s another one called “Gorilla Tape”. Strangely, though, they are not actually used to tape up ducks OR gorillas. Just ducts.

                  Q. Why is duct tape like the Force?
                  A. Because it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

                • Needfuldoer
                  Needfuldoer
                  June 28, 2022 at 6:58 am | #

                  Ironically, ducts are one thing “duct tape” is terrible for. Use the silver foil tape on ductwork, duct tape will just dry up and fall off, leaving horrible sandy residue behind.

                  For everything else, gaffer’s tape is superior anyway. (Well, until it dries out or the adhesive turns into goo. That usually takes a few months, but at least it peels off cleanly until thrn.)

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  June 28, 2022 at 7:14 am | #

                  Wow! The more you know…
                  Today I learned something new!

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  June 28, 2022 at 9:10 am | #

                  Objectively untrue. Duck tape will work just fine for taping ducks together. You just have to apply it to their legs and not to feathers.

                • Needfuldoer
                  Needfuldoer
                  June 28, 2022 at 10:45 am | #

                  Duck tape won’t work on gorillas though, they can easily tear it. That’s what Gorilla tape is for.

  21. thakoru
    thakoru
    June 28, 2022 at 12:17 am | #

    it’s like poetry, it rhymes

    • Sajuuk-Khar
      Sajuuk-Khar
      June 28, 2022 at 1:34 am | #

      The poem in question: T. S. Eliot’s “The Waste Land”

      • Bysmerian
        Bysmerian
        June 29, 2022 at 12:17 am | #

        But we aren’t in April yet.

  22. the illerman
    the illerman
    June 28, 2022 at 12:19 am | #

    Jennifer looks like she’s out for blood. Barring a literal arrow shot from the bow of Cupid himself, I can’t imagine any way that she’d be up for anything more intimate than a fist fight (NON-EUPHAMISTIC) with Ruth.

  23. ADLegend21
    ADLegend21
    June 28, 2022 at 12:19 am | #

    Huh?????

  24. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    June 28, 2022 at 12:21 am | #

    Shoves are not hugs, Billie.

    We’re passing into an actively abusive relationship.

    • RedCat
      RedCat
      June 28, 2022 at 2:17 am | #

      Loves, not hugs, I think. I don’t remember who said that, though.

      • LiterallyJustSomeGuy
        LiterallyJustSomeGuy
        June 28, 2022 at 2:46 am | #

        It was the great Carla! https://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/04-the-do-list/secretly/

  25. Nono
    Nono
    June 28, 2022 at 12:24 am | #

    Well now I’m confused. Why did Ruth step out into the hallway? She was still in the doorway in the third panel. The wall in the last panel isn’t blue like her room.

    • Carl
      Carl
      June 28, 2022 at 8:48 am | #

      now i’m just imagining between panels a polite “can you step over here? thanks”

  26. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    June 28, 2022 at 12:26 am | #

    Is everyone not over anyone in this comic over the last 4 months?

    • Bunny
      Bunny
      June 28, 2022 at 12:32 am | #

      exactly!

    • Nono
      Nono
      June 28, 2022 at 12:50 am | #

      Dorothy’s pretty decidedly over Danny.

      • Bunny
        Bunny
        June 28, 2022 at 12:54 am | #

        the exception to the rule

        • Nono
          Nono
          June 28, 2022 at 1:02 am | #

          Well we haven’t seen Jacob, so we can’t confirm him vs Joyce/Raidah/Sarah/Roz. Ethan’s probably over Danny. Amber’s over Walky, if not the other way round. Joyce is probably over Ethan.

      • C.T. Phipps
        C.T. Phipps
        June 28, 2022 at 2:06 am | #

        Danny is sort of like Felicity. Chasing after his dream date across college.

        Except Dorothy is creeped out and wanted to be rid of him.

  27. Cerusee
    Cerusee
    June 28, 2022 at 12:29 am | #

    Yeah okay, fine. I’m intrigued. What the heck went down between them that has Jennifer not just bitter, but *violently* bitter, while Ruth is abjectly apologetic about it all?

  28. LiterallyJustSomeGuy
    LiterallyJustSomeGuy
    June 28, 2022 at 12:29 am | #

    Jennifer: “I have a BOYfriend now. You were just a phase. I don’t want to be around you, and I’m better off without you. I’m going to drop a class because you’re in it and set you up with someone else so you stop bugging me (and for my personal gain).”

    Ruth: “I’ve found someone else, and I’m moving on. You are better off without me.”

    Jennifer: “Everything you say makes me hate you more. How dare you try to be fine without me!”

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      June 28, 2022 at 12:58 am | #

      Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

      • Vanessa
        Vanessa
        June 28, 2022 at 1:18 am | #

        Haha yes I don’t understand Billie at all here and I think Ruth needs to get a restraining order. This is the kind of person I will avoid and be extra polite to. I think a nice freezingly polite British “good day to you, mam!”, a shut door, and a call to security is called for.

        • Bryy
          Bryy
          June 28, 2022 at 2:31 am | #

          Like I said.
          Jennifer is fucking around and is very close to finding out.

        • Sam
          Sam
          June 28, 2022 at 10:01 am | #

          Only makes sense if you are using toxic high school logic or toxic romance ideas I think currently but we’ll need to see what Jennifer says next. But it does look like it is building to a ‘you are supposed to chase me, not move on, WTF!’ Which is not healthy reasoning.

  29. Bunny
    Bunny
    June 28, 2022 at 12:31 am | #

    the confrontation a long time coming

  30. RocketRelM
    RocketRelM
    June 28, 2022 at 12:32 am | #

    I’m fairly sure what’s happening is that Jen thinks Ruth is lying about “having moved on”, in regards to earlier. And what’s going to happen next strip is that “the bartender” is going to peek out and be like “what’s this now”, and then Jennifer’s going to just be sad, in shock, and perhaps walk away.

    Or maybe she’ll confront things outright, that’s also in her personality style, but my guess is her disengaging after that reveal.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      June 28, 2022 at 1:03 am | #

      Yeah. Yup.

      Jennifer isn’t any better than Mary at this point. She literally believes that other people cannot possibly be independent of her (and I’m starting to understand that their run-in was more than witty banter), and rather than accept that, she resorts to extremes in order to “force the truth out”.

      Ruth may be mean, but Jennifer is toxic and going down a dark path.

    • Sajuuk-Khar
      Sajuuk-Khar
      June 28, 2022 at 1:39 am | #

      can we please stop comparing people who are engaged in problematic behaviors to an actual fascist

      like, the gap between Mary and a Nazi is just that she would think armbands are “larping”

      Jennifer has got Bad Problems, and you don’t have to like her, she’s frequently DEEPLY unpleasant

      but she’s not a fuckin’ Nazi

      • Bryy
        Bryy
        June 28, 2022 at 2:33 am | #

        I think Mary likes the idea of fundamentalism but would crumble like a house of cards if she actually did get Ruth or Jennifer killed.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        June 28, 2022 at 2:49 am | #

        Is this meant to go under a different comment? RockerRelM and Bryy didn’t say the word Nazi at all

        • Sajuuk-Khar
          Sajuuk-Khar
          June 28, 2022 at 2:58 am | #

          No, this was meant to address comparisons to Mary, which I think are kind of the DOA version of Godwin’s (First) Law. No one has done anything equivalent to Mary, because Mary is like three inches from being an actual Nazi. I do not agree that she’d fold if her actions harmed people. I think she’d talk herself into feeling justified and emboldened.

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            June 28, 2022 at 3:04 am | #

            Oh, that makes more sense. Sorry, I’ve been high for the waking majority of the past week and it might be addling my brain a little bit. Yeah, I can totally see Mary as half a blink away from full-on uniform wearing.

            • Sajuuk-Khar
              Sajuuk-Khar
              June 28, 2022 at 3:07 am | #

              No worries, I only wish I had bought some supplies for which to be high the past week myself.

              • Taffy
                Taffy
                June 28, 2022 at 3:11 am | #

                Let’s just say there are times when lucid sobriety may be more helpful to a person, and other times they get more benefit from essentially transporting their brain to another dimension to cope with the base state of existence. This is a little too far into that second bit lmao.

  31. newlland(Henryvolt)
    newlland(Henryvolt)
    June 28, 2022 at 12:43 am | #

    I did not expect to get slapped in the face with Déjà vu when I came here.

  32. shrub
    shrub
    June 28, 2022 at 12:44 am | #

    The build up to Halloween is excellent

  33. brionl
    brionl
    June 28, 2022 at 1:02 am | #

    Do you mean there are people who *don’t* know all the parts of a lockset?

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      June 28, 2022 at 2:10 am | #

      Only people who intend to commit crimes know the names of the parts of things. Knowledge is suspicious and people who learn things are the devil.

      • Clif
        Clif
        June 28, 2022 at 10:25 am | #

        What you said, only with even more sarcasm.

      • the illerman
        the illerman
        June 28, 2022 at 1:25 pm | #

        “Only people who intend to commit crimes know the names of the parts of [foods like tuna casserole]. Knowledge is suspicious and people who learn things are the devil.”
        – Joyce, probably 😛

  34. Bagge
    Bagge
    June 28, 2022 at 1:08 am | #

    Stop… flirting? …fighting? …something else?

    • StClair
      StClair
      June 28, 2022 at 1:30 am | #

      that part comes later

      (on Slipshine)

  35. MisterJinKC
    MisterJinKC
    June 28, 2022 at 1:10 am | #

    I know it’s probably lil over from the Halloween incident (yet to be revealed), but I also wonder if Mary’s comments/attitude somehow gave Billie a clue that Mary has been blackmailing Ruth and that’s why Billie is pissed. I mean, Mary was terrified of Billie after Billie decked her. If I remember correctly, this is the first time since then that Mary was directly antagonistic to Billie’s face. She seems a bit too cocky unless she feels she has some kind of leverage.

    • Fay
      Fay
      June 28, 2022 at 4:13 am | #

      Oh shit, that’s actually a really good theory that hadn’t occurred to me at all.
      I’d assumed it was just Mary being stuck reliving her glory days- the blackmail incident, aka the only time in her life she’s held power over someone else.

  36. PirateTawnee
    PirateTawnee
    June 28, 2022 at 1:13 am | #

    This can’t be THAT serious, Billie only used one A in “face”.

  37. Sajuuk-Khar
    Sajuuk-Khar
    June 28, 2022 at 1:14 am | #

    “The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the victim. Now I am the instigator.”

    “Only an instigator of problems, Jennifer.”

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      June 28, 2022 at 4:51 am | #

      Former cheerleader. Alpha bongo. Problem solver causer.

  38. BarerMender
    BarerMender
    June 28, 2022 at 1:35 am | #

    Ruth: The truth? Very well. I haven’t moved on. You’re my heart. You’re my life. I need you. Please come back.
    Billy [to Jason]: You. Fuck off.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      June 28, 2022 at 2:12 am | #

      And then Jason fucks off and Ruth and Billie are now girlfriends again now but this time with only the good stuff and it’s fucking insufferably sweet to the point that they’re out of focus for several in-story weeks the end

      • Sajuuk-Khar
        Sajuuk-Khar
        June 28, 2022 at 2:25 am | #

        Jason: YOU FORCED ME TO RELOCATE ALL MY THINGS IN THERE, LESSICK! AT LEAST LET ME GET MY DAMNED BOW-TIES!

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          June 28, 2022 at 2:36 am | #

          Come back in an hour for our bow-ties. Make that two hours. No, leave your bow-ties. I’ll be out of your hair by sundown. I have to get back to my boyfriend.

          • BarerMender
            BarerMender
            June 28, 2022 at 2:38 am | #

            your bow-ties. Not our bow-ties. We don’t have joint bow-ties. Just a joint woman.

            • Sajuuk-Khar
              Sajuuk-Khar
              June 28, 2022 at 2:47 am | #

              Plot twist: when Jason returns at sundown, Jennifer and Ruth have used all his bow-ties for NSFW purposes.

              Jason experiences the British form of despair, which I am told is not readily discernible from “existing in Britain”, or what the French call “ennui”.

              • Sajuuk-Khar
                Sajuuk-Khar
                June 28, 2022 at 2:48 am | #

                I love that our gravatars make it look like Amber and Carla are co-writing a fanfic.

                • Sajuuk-Khar
                  Sajuuk-Khar
                  June 28, 2022 at 2:50 am | #

                  (With help from Taffy.)

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              June 28, 2022 at 3:08 am | #

              And then the camera smash-zooms out and reveals that Billifer and Jason have been smoking a transparent .png of Ruth’s model sheet from this storyline.

              (It’s a sight gag)

  39. Twig
    Twig
    June 28, 2022 at 1:53 am | #

    THERE she is.

  40. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    June 28, 2022 at 2:48 am | #

    I have no idea what the hell happened on Halloween to make Jennifer act this way, but her behaviour is totally wrong and impossible to justify. Jennifer is reacting to something Mary said by getting mad at Ruth, this is the only thing we see and I don’t like it because Jennifer looks very dangerous right now, she could beat up Ruth and maybe even Jason if he comes out of the room just to see what’s going on. I wonder if Mary is watching this.

    • Yakkorex
      Yakkorex
      June 28, 2022 at 3:31 am | #

      I think that Billie is reacting to something Joyce said…

      • Clif
        Clif
        June 28, 2022 at 10:28 am | #

        Or possibly a delayed reaction to something Ruth said.

  41. Auroki
    Auroki
    June 28, 2022 at 2:49 am | #

    I hear Guilty Gear music playing, does anybody else?

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      June 28, 2022 at 2:58 am | #

      We do like a bit of Big Blast Sonic now and again.

  42. Kaffeeteria
    Kaffeeteria
    June 28, 2022 at 2:56 am | #

    Where the F did that come from??

    • Sajuuk-Khar
      Sajuuk-Khar
      June 28, 2022 at 3:01 am | #

      A two-month-long and extremely intense sapphic relationship with a lot of issues bound up in it that fell apart on Halloween, I’d wager

  43. Arianod
    Arianod
    June 28, 2022 at 2:59 am | #

    I can’t believe Jennifer is slamming the residence assistant 😯

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      June 28, 2022 at 3:05 am | #

      Wait til tomorrow, when she busts out the Kaio-ken. Ruth is about to learn the difference between a low-class warrior and a Saiyan elite.

      • Eldritchy
        Eldritchy
        June 28, 2022 at 5:37 am | #

        You mean crying like a little baby when Frieza steps on you?

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          June 28, 2022 at 5:42 am | #

          Exactly.

          • Clif
            Clif
            June 28, 2022 at 10:39 am | #

            Are we losing sight of the fact that Ruth can toss Jenifer around like a tub of lard?
            https://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/01-move-in-day/pun/

            • Taffy
              Taffy
              June 28, 2022 at 7:08 pm | #

              It’s true, she can toss her pretty well. I’d say something closer to “like a sack of rice” though, since it’s more a more flexible object and doesn’t have anti-fat connotations. Not to sound like a scold, of course.

  44. AGV
    AGV
    June 28, 2022 at 3:17 am | #

    Damn, we’re learning some things this week

  45. Reaver
    Reaver
    June 28, 2022 at 3:53 am | #

    Interesting how the lack of humor changes the view on violence, Dina pouncing people and attacking them due to innacuracies? Hilarious!
    Radia getting slapped by Sarah? Justified! Jennifer shoulder slams Ruth? horrific violent individual.

    Tone really is everything and Willis has mastered it

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      June 28, 2022 at 7:58 pm | #

      Absolutely. Imagine Jennifer was drawn with a big sharp-toothed ‘clever girl’ type of grin, instead. And rather than having your eye go straight to the impact on Ruth’s shoulder, which makes the slam look strong, have Billie’s cute rar-face be the emphasis — or better yet, have the actual impact happen offscreen. (Definitely don’t showcase Ruth looking concerned about it.)
      …that would give a totally different, no-real-consequences, cartoony kind of vibe, which is the tone Dina gets, but it’s not the tone for these two characters.

  46. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    June 28, 2022 at 3:59 am | #

    It was nice to think for a moment that the Jennifer change helped her to reach a better place. But the better place was Archer and Raidah, so we really knew it was fake. Billie/Ruth fireworks are fine entertainment, though.

  47. Masumi
    Masumi
    June 28, 2022 at 4:16 am | #

    So does that mean they’re hooking up again sooner than expected or

    • egg egg
      egg egg
      June 28, 2022 at 2:36 pm | #

      Unexpected reunion, with a brit to bully to keep things fresh and entertaining.

  48. GUIGUI
    GUIGUI
    June 28, 2022 at 4:24 am | #

    Will we finally know why everyone hate Billie? I mean Jennifer? Whatever.

    • Axel
      Axel
      June 28, 2022 at 7:23 am | #

      Who hates her? (other than Sarah, who has since she met her)

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        June 28, 2022 at 8:25 am | #

        Jimmy does. We haven’t met him yet.

      • Nono
        Nono
        June 28, 2022 at 8:39 am | #

        Mary?

        • Clif
          Clif
          June 28, 2022 at 10:41 am | #

          This is so sudden. Let me think about it.

          Oh, wait. You said Mary.

        • Axel
          Axel
          June 28, 2022 at 4:41 pm | #

          Okay true, but Mary also always hated her, so there’s not really a reason to find out.

  49. Acher4
    Acher4
    June 28, 2022 at 4:25 am | #

    https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SlapSlapKiss

    Round… 371?

    • Clif
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      June 28, 2022 at 10:43 am | #

      Ha! You can’t trap me with your innocent looking tvtropes link.

      But what could one tiny peek hurt?

      • the illerman
        the illerman
        June 28, 2022 at 1:31 pm | #

        It’s a trap!!!

        https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/tab_explosion.png

  50. Just another fan
    Just another fan
    June 28, 2022 at 5:28 am | #

    We’ll certainly learn but if it’s something so bad you get all toxic in the comments, I’ll just remind you of Mary.

  51. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    June 28, 2022 at 5:55 am | #

    Jennifer: “STOP LYING TO ME! You’re not over me! You AREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE be over me! Stick to the teen drama script I wrote in my head!!”

    Ruth: “ha ha boyfriend go pip pop cheerio”

    Jason, from inside the room: “NO I DO NOT.”

    Seriously, I feel like that’s where this is going. She fucked around playing those guessing games before, now she’s finding out.

    https://www.dumbingofage.com/2019/comic/book-9-comic/04-vote-for-robin/refusing/

    • Rabisch
      Rabisch
      June 28, 2022 at 10:17 am | #

      I kinda wish the truth were just so pathetic, without any big revelation.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        June 28, 2022 at 11:17 am | #

        I have a hunch we’re going to find out this week.

    • pope suburban
      pope suburban
      June 28, 2022 at 1:38 pm | #

      I really hope this is what it is. Ruth has grown as a person (at least somewhat; I’m well aware she has a ways to go still, though Jason actually seems to be helpful in that regard), while Jennifer has yet to really work through some things despite her whole “oh gosh we’re all real grown-ups now!” thing with her new crew. And frankly, I can understand why Jennifer might not have actually put in the work around these people; they’re very catty and shallow, so better to throw up a mask than deal with constant put-downs and exclusion. I mean best of all not to spend time with them, but that’s something she’ll have to figure out for herself. Maybe she’s going to shortly, which would be a healthy step.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        June 28, 2022 at 1:53 pm | #

        Maybe. I don’t think either of them are in good shape. Jennifer’s got her obvious issues, but Ruth is drinking again and Jen doesn’t seem to be.

    • egg egg
      egg egg
      June 28, 2022 at 2:34 pm | #

      the idea of Ruth saying that around Jason and him being offended really tickles my funny bone

  52. Jabberwocky
    Jabberwocky
    June 28, 2022 at 6:30 am | #

    Something tells me Billie isn’t over her!

  53. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    June 28, 2022 at 6:59 am | #

    Congratulations, Joyce! You had learned to summon a Billie.
    But you need to figure out how to send it back.

  54. Marrow
    Marrow
    June 28, 2022 at 7:08 am | #

    billie what the heck

  55. Axel
    Axel
    June 28, 2022 at 7:21 am | #

    she… won’t fill in another repair form?

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      June 28, 2022 at 8:23 am | #

      She filled one out a while ago and then just scanned it onto her phone so she can print an exact copy out whenever she needs it. At this point, they’ve stopped asking questions and assume she just gets pranked a lot.

    • Bysmerian
      Bysmerian
      June 29, 2022 at 12:20 am | #

      Yeah, I was just wondering about that. “Another” just…yeah. Get on with it, get us to Halloween already.

  56. foducool
    foducool
    June 28, 2022 at 7:53 am | #

    everybody is straight up having a bad day lol

  57. Bryy
    Bryy
    June 28, 2022 at 8:51 am | #

    Something tells me that Jennifer should take Luke’s advice. This isn’t going to go the way she wants.

  58. John
    John
    June 28, 2022 at 9:21 am | #

    Ahh, there is the violent psychopath I know and hate.

    • Clif
      Clif
      June 28, 2022 at 11:13 am | #

      Everyone is entitled to their own wrong opinions.

  59. Hof1991
    Hof1991
    June 28, 2022 at 9:33 am | #

    Mary’s comments triggered this, along with Joyce. Reading this daily gets in the way of understanding sequential art. Mary was there for a narrative reason and has no story of her own, unlike Joyce.

    • Clif
      Clif
      June 28, 2022 at 11:11 am | #

      No one has a story all their own, but Mary has had a number of stories. Her approach to art is a source of frustration, for example. But her best story line ended with her being billed for the pie on her face.
      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/03-when-god-closes-the-door/ruttech/

  60. Carl
    Carl
    June 28, 2022 at 10:04 am | #

    my guess is billie got dumped, “i don’t find you attractive anymore” or something. and jennifer can’t handle not being desired and the center of everyone’s world. the “i understand” is just ruth’s depression and feeling like she’s hurt jennifier and I wouldn’t mind if sir accent walks out and just PHYSICALLY STOPS this assault and opens a dialog on why ruth allows it to go on

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      June 28, 2022 at 11:24 am | #

      My guess is she pulled her “how dare you let me leave you” play one too many times. Ruth got tired of her guessing games and realized Jennifer’s toxicity was holding her back, so she either dumped her or did/said something hurtful enough to make Jennifer break it off.

      That would explain Jennifer’s self-reinvention tonal whiplash, and the progression we’ve seen as her mask has been slipping. “I’m not a problem! I don’t have a problem! I’m normal! YOU’RE the problem!”

      I guess we’ll find out by the end of summer!

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      June 28, 2022 at 1:48 pm | #

      I’m just amused by the idea of Jason “PHYSICALLY STOPPING” anything. I mean, him intervening might, but physically Jennifer would just toss him aside.

  61. zee
    zee
    June 28, 2022 at 10:33 am | #

    I can only assume they’re gonna make out

    • Clif
      Clif
      June 28, 2022 at 10:46 am | #

      We can always hope.

      I mean, we know Willis is toying with us, but we can hope anyway.

      • Clif
        Clif
        June 28, 2022 at 11:29 am | #

        It’s like how we really know deep down that we’re going to get a recap of Halloween without ever seeing anyone in costume.

        Or finding out how Amber and Walky broke up or finding out how Mike really died. Or learning how Jennifer and Ruth broke up without having our hearts broken.

  62. Adept
    Adept
    June 28, 2022 at 11:18 am | #

    Billie is a goddamn psycho. This is genuinely disturbing.

    • Clif
      Clif
      June 28, 2022 at 11:32 am | #

      Jennifer can be a psycho. So can Ruth. It’s one of the many things they have in common.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      June 28, 2022 at 1:51 pm | #

      Jennifer is mad. We don’t currently understand why, so it seems irrational.

      There’s little in her history that actually hints at “psycho” though. She’s fairly low on the list of characters here who react with inappropriate anger and violence.

      • Laura
        Laura
        June 28, 2022 at 2:27 pm | #

        Nor hallucination to the point of clinical psychosis.

      • Alex
        Alex
        June 28, 2022 at 2:30 pm | #

        Yeah, this. I want to know what happened!

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      June 28, 2022 at 7:11 pm | #

      Are we just throwing around the word “psycho” now? I mean, if that’s the vibe we’re going for.

    • Segnosaur
      Segnosaur
      June 29, 2022 at 5:49 pm | #

      And to think she was telling Joyce that she would be a good resource to rely on as a ‘normal’ person.

  63. Username Taken
    Username Taken
    June 28, 2022 at 11:45 am | #

    These two are so bad for each other. Like, SO bad. Suicide-pact-having, abuse-as-foreplay levels of bad. If Billie was the catalyst for Ruth to address her alcoholism and depression, that’s great, but I don’t think they’re a healthy match overall.

    • Alex
      Alex
      June 28, 2022 at 2:30 pm | #

      Something about this strip makes me think they don’t have good conflict resolution skills.

  64. Chaucer59
    Chaucer59
    June 28, 2022 at 11:52 am | #

    Cute couple. Hard to believe they ever grew apart.

  65. Willoughby Chase
    Willoughby Chase
    June 28, 2022 at 2:27 pm | #

    In the words of the Philosopher Sifre

    “It must be love”

  66. Jay
    Jay
    June 28, 2022 at 2:45 pm | #

    Oh yeah, we’ve all seen where this leads to.

    They’re getting back together

    • Rabisch
      Rabisch
      June 28, 2022 at 3:45 pm | #

      Or Ruth will ask for a restraints order against her crazy jealous and violent ex girlfriend. Using Jason and.Mary as witnesses of the facts.

      • Casi
        Casi
        June 28, 2022 at 8:06 pm | #

        This is Dumbing of Age, not Taking Appropriate actions of age

    • Sajuuk-Khar
      Sajuuk-Khar
      June 28, 2022 at 8:58 pm | #

      Doom spiral doom spiral dooooommmmm spiiirrrraaaallll

      Let’s get this fuckin trainwreck GOING baybee

      Let’s mess it UP

  67. anon
    anon
    June 28, 2022 at 3:43 pm | #

    lying? what, did she say that mary was ‘gonna behave’ or so? (which woudln’t last long without constant authority figures she respects anyways lol)

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      June 28, 2022 at 4:54 pm | #

      I think “it’s fine” was the lie that put her over the edge this time.

  68. MIR
    MIR
    June 28, 2022 at 6:48 pm | #

    I sense a twinge of jealousy. Billie + Ruth ftw XD

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      June 29, 2022 at 12:01 am | #

      me too wtf

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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
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Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
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a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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