the most nuanced and exhaustive Joyce/Dorothy cheating poll of all time

  • *frightening body horror manifesto re: punishing the undutiful* (1%, 117 Votes)
  • cheating is evil and has forever tainted Joyce/Dorothy (11%, 1,130 Votes)
  • cheating is bad but Joyce/Dorothy could still atone (24%, 2,442 Votes)
  • literally could not care what joyce/dorothy do, this is a comic strip (9%, 890 Votes)
  • they're college freshman and horny idiots, so, like, (29%, 3,027 Votes)
  • cheating is probably bad, but more importantly it's amusing (8%, 782 Votes)
  • i hope jakey dies (2%, 190 Votes)
  • they're girls kissing so i don't care (7%, 670 Votes)
  • cheating is great!!!!! more cheating please!!! (6%, 618 Votes)
  • cheating is evil and makes me like Joyce/Dorothy more (3%, 436 Votes)

Total Voters: 10,302

Start Date: August 1, 2025 @ 3:06 pm
End Date: No Expiry

Cheating

  • is evil, and Joyce and Dorothy are dead to me (36%, 603 Votes)
  • is whatever, I'm not anybody's mom (45%, 755 Votes)
  • is the best, and Joyce and Dorothy should do more of it (19%, 309 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,667

Start Date: July 31, 2025 @ 5:03 pm
End Date: No Expiry

More Asma?

  • MORE ASMA! (17%, 563 Votes)
  • MORE ASMA!! (54%, 1,740 Votes)
  • also more nash (29%, 939 Votes)

Total Voters: 3,242

Start Date: July 15, 2025 @ 11:54 pm
End Date: No Expiry

So...

  • UH OH!!! (19%, 353 Votes)
  • YEAH!!! (19%, 346 Votes)
  • i reject the binary, both UH OH!!! and YEAH!!! (62%, 1,131 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,830

Start Date: July 14, 2025 @ 2:00 pm
End Date: No Expiry

CHOOSE A SIDE, NO COWARDS

  • RELATIONSHIP PALADINS (43%, 2,720 Votes)
  • SICKOS (57%, 3,655 Votes)

Total Voters: 6,375

Start Date: June 7, 2025 @ 1:33 pm
End Date: No Expiry