Polls Archive
What is man?
- a miserable little pile of secrets (72%, 1,626 Votes)
- Oscar Isaac (28%, 644 Votes)
Total Voters: 2,270
Start Date: November 29, 2025 @ 5:32 pm
End Date: No Expiry
What day is today?
- Thanksgiving (24%, 299 Votes)
- grappling with the knowledge that selecting the other answer will mean my response will be untrue starting tomorrow, making me a liar (76%, 940 Votes)
Total Voters: 1,239
Start Date: November 27, 2025 @ 9:28 am
End Date: No Expiry
Why are you here?
- refreshing the page every five minutes to see if there's a Slipshine (12%, 957 Votes)
- trying to scrub off the scarlett letter on my monitor i tried to sharpie joyce with (7%, 538 Votes)
- shit i thought this was questionable content, where am i (38%, 3,029 Votes)
- i was told there'd be donuts (24%, 1,903 Votes)
- if i stare hard enough at today's strip it might turn into one about billie and ruth (19%, 1,575 Votes)
Total Voters: 8,002
Start Date: October 19, 2025 @ 2:35 pm
End Date: No Expiry
joyce and dorothy
- NEED MORE CONSEQUENCES (47%, 3,517 Votes)
- NEED TO BE KISSING MORE (53%, 4,033 Votes)
Total Voters: 7,550
Start Date: September 13, 2025 @ 9:21 pm
End Date: No Expiry
most cursed ship pairing
- walky/joe (11%, 630 Votes)
- sarah/raidah (31%, 1,732 Votes)
- sal/amazi-girl (7%, 397 Votes)
- roz/mary (42%, 2,370 Votes)
- dorothy/jennifer (9%, 465 Votes)
Total Voters: 5,594
Start Date: August 28, 2025 @ 10:16 pm
End Date: No Expiry
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