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June 1, 2026

Melted

by David M Willis on December 5, 2022 at 12:01 am
  • 02 – Turning Saints Into the Sea
└ Tags: lucy, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    December 5, 2022 at 12:01 am | #

    Walky wanted to melt into gravel and exhaust?

    • Yeet
      Yeet
      December 5, 2022 at 12:02 am | #

      I’ve had days like that to be fair

      • Tan
        Tan
        December 5, 2022 at 12:18 am | #

        Big Mood

    • Shitbird
      Shitbird
      December 5, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

      You don’t want to become a pile of gravel and exhaust?

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      December 5, 2022 at 12:05 am | #

      I think he wanted to do stuff on the snow hill, so he is disappointed that it has melted into a pile of gravel and exhaust.

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        December 5, 2022 at 2:23 am | #

        He mostly just stood on it.

    • Mark
      Mark
      December 5, 2022 at 6:56 am | #

      I think he wanted to do the top emo lines from every movie he’s ever seen.

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    December 5, 2022 at 12:01 am | #

    Willis, I thought there were to be no more tragic character deaths.

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      December 5, 2022 at 12:03 am | #

      Snow hill is like Frosty, he’ll be back next winter.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      December 5, 2022 at 12:27 am | #

      This wasn’t a character death. Just a dramatic meltdown.

      • Clif
        Clif
        December 5, 2022 at 1:54 am | #

        How many Internets have you won now?

  3. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    December 5, 2022 at 12:02 am | #

    Does Walky not know how snow works?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      December 5, 2022 at 12:05 am | #

      He watched Frosty the Snowman once as a kid. Once.

      Luckily, years of therapy erased the experience from his mind. He’s likely to have a relapse if he ever hears the voice of Jackie Vernon, though.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        December 5, 2022 at 6:40 am | #

        He gets a sense of general malaise when he hears Jimmy Durante.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      December 5, 2022 at 12:26 am | #

      Snow is obviously wizardry.

      …. or maybe sorcery?

      Witchcraft?

      Dammit, which one was it…

      Oh, right! THAWMATURGY!

      • eh, whatever
        eh, whatever
        December 5, 2022 at 6:05 am | #

        Day saved.

    • Autogatos
      Autogatos
      December 5, 2022 at 4:51 am | #

      Knowing the painful truth and accepting it are two very different things.

      Just like every time I get to the end of catching up on this comic, I knew it was coming, but I still remain saddened and unprepared nonetheless! XD

    • Inahc
      Inahc
      December 5, 2022 at 4:20 pm | #

      TBF, I remember the snow hills at my uni sticking around a *long* time. they were at least 99% pure snow, a whole parking lot’s worth plowed into corners (while the grass could easily have a foot of snow on it), so while they got *smaller* over time, the inside stayed insulated.

      the black-ice puddles were great to practice your balance on, too. 🙂

  4. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    December 5, 2022 at 12:02 am | #

    Can we all hold a moment of silence for the snow hill? Truly a tragedy has befallen our heroes.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      December 5, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

      f

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      December 5, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

      (Plays slow, minor key piano cover of That Kate Bush Song on the hacked Muzak)

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      December 5, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

      Nooo, last time we had a moment of silence, two couples broke up

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        December 5, 2022 at 12:13 am | #

        It’s obvious that the snow pile is in witness protection!

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        December 5, 2022 at 11:54 am | #

        Only one of those was directly because of the moment of silence though

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      December 5, 2022 at 6:23 am | #

      F

      I remember the winter of 2015, one of Boston’s snow farms didn’t completely melt until May or June.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        December 5, 2022 at 6:42 am | #

        Nope, I was wrong.

        It stuck around until JULY 14th.

        https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/07/14/422939198/the-last-boston-snow-farm-finally-melts

  5. Dana
    Dana
    December 5, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

    Walky is busy keeping me from romanticizing the weather up home.

  6. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    December 5, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

    YOU MANIACS. YOU MELTED IT DOWN. DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL.

    • brionl
      brionl
      December 5, 2022 at 12:57 am | #

      And then the Apes melted it down too.
      And it looks like some kind of bird, and then Giraffes?

      • BarerMender
        BarerMender
        December 5, 2022 at 3:39 am | #

        Just a half giraffe.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          December 5, 2022 at 6:23 am | #

          Girhalf.

  7. darkoneko
    darkoneko
    December 5, 2022 at 12:05 am | #

    and the stains on your knees

  8. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    December 5, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

    I guess if someone on the cast has seen Planet of the Apes, it’d be him.

    • brionl
      brionl
      December 5, 2022 at 1:02 am | #

      More likely Futurama and/or the Simpsons since they’ve both done parodies of that scene.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlmzUEQxOvA

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHXEMfUVtY4

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      December 5, 2022 at 4:51 am | #

      Fun fact about that movie: the monkeys weren’t really riding horses. They were just acting!

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        December 5, 2022 at 7:59 am | #

        That also wasn’t the real Statue of Liberty! She wanted too much in residuals, so they hired a lookalike.

  9. Laura
    Laura
    December 5, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

    Walky missed his calling. Shoulda majored in drama.

    …That woulda REALLY pissed his mom off!

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      December 5, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

      Didn’t she actually try to make an actor of him as a child? That mouse thing?

      • anon
        anon
        December 5, 2022 at 9:15 pm | #

        sure but it’s not like that worked out, doing it as a college course might not necessarily be promising unless you have connections to where it works out in the long run

        might be one step above his parents reacting to like “i’m just gonna be a vtuber/streamer and have random strangers pay for my mcnuggets from now on”

  10. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    December 5, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

    “Walkerton.” Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time…

    (side note, but the storyline navigation menu on the IW! site is wildly out of order.)

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      December 5, 2022 at 6:33 am | #

      Yeah, why’s Shortpacked! at the top of the list?

  11. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    December 5, 2022 at 12:09 am | #

    Walky should just check the weather app on his phone. Y’know the little sun or cloud icon most people ignore that’s automatically installed on practically every smart device. He’s crying now but that pile is likely to back within a week.

  12. Suet
    Suet
    December 5, 2022 at 12:16 am | #

    The last time we saw it

    He can’t run up that hill anymore, but he can run up the road to McNutt

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      December 5, 2022 at 6:34 am | #

      It’s generally not a good idea to climb those snow heaps anyway…

  13. Taffy
    Taffy
    December 5, 2022 at 12:22 am | #

    This fuckin goober, I love him.

  14. huesatlight
    huesatlight
    December 5, 2022 at 12:24 am | #

    off-topic, is there like a floor plan for their room assignments? I was thinking, “I should remember to vote for bonus strip this month, a minor character, like Meredith. I wonder which room is hers?” And then I spent a long time trying to figure out who’s in which rooms.
    Meredith ended up being the only named character in Clark I don’t have a good guess for, lol.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      December 5, 2022 at 12:37 am | #

      She lives off-campus.

      • huesatlight
        huesatlight
        December 5, 2022 at 1:36 am | #

        This Meredith: https://www.dumbingofage.com/operating-2

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          December 5, 2022 at 2:50 am | #

          Yes, that is Meredith.

          • Tan
            Tan
            December 5, 2022 at 11:19 am | #

            Meredith does not live off-campus, as shown by the linked comic where she is part of Booster’s introduction to the residents of Clark Wing, as also shown by the comic not long after where she is part of the Clark Wing second semester floor meeting, as also shown by this comic where Ruth lists things she’s done for Clark Wing residents for their birthdays, including Meredith: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-8/02-this-is-the-way-that-we-love/prosecuted/ and as shown generally by every one of her appearances being part of Clark Wing (or at least Read Hall generally) with zero reference to not living there

            • Yumi
              Yumi
              December 5, 2022 at 11:28 am | #

              Pretty sure it was a joke.

          • huesatlight
            huesatlight
            December 5, 2022 at 11:28 am | #

            I am fairly certain someone living off campus doesn’t get someone to buzz them into the building so they can smoke weed on the roof, go to the floor meetings, and use their grody showers.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        December 5, 2022 at 12:00 pm | #

        Does she?

        • huesatlight
          huesatlight
          December 5, 2022 at 1:51 pm | #

          oo thank you! right handed door. probably no door decorations. Assuming I have the other rooms right, if Jennifer is going from the elevators towards the end of the hall, looking into the rooms well enough not to need to double back, Meredith’s room is somewhere between the showers and Ruth’s. If she checked her own room first (or doubles back for any reason), and is headed back towards the elevator, Meredith’s room might be opposite Ruth’s. Outside chance of to the right of Mary’s room.

          And a few days from an unnamed background character (their possible second appearance).

  15. bagge
    bagge
    December 5, 2022 at 12:31 am | #

    And he’s all yours, Lucy

    • TrueVCU
      TrueVCU
      December 5, 2022 at 1:19 am | #

      She’s just trying to bring up the mental picture she took of his abs

  16. Wizard
    Wizard
    December 5, 2022 at 12:40 am | #

    My eyes are closed.

  17. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    December 5, 2022 at 1:13 am | #

    Why did Walky choose this hill to die on?

    • bagge
      bagge
      December 5, 2022 at 1:45 am | #

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • Clif
      Clif
      December 5, 2022 at 2:04 am | #

      It was there.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      December 5, 2022 at 8:59 am | #

      Better to die on a hill than in a ditch?

  18. Freezer
    Freezer
    December 5, 2022 at 1:44 am | #

    And suddenly, Lucy is wondering if the (potential) Walkerdick is worth it.

    • Arawn
      Arawn
      December 5, 2022 at 1:48 am | #

      I think this is quite tame compared to some of the other nonsense she’s had to put up with by now.

  19. BBCC
    BBCC
    December 5, 2022 at 1:51 am | #

    Turns out Walky is me when the snow melts. XD

  20. Clif
    Clif
    December 5, 2022 at 2:09 am | #

    Eventually Lucy will be confident enough in their relationship that when Walky does something like this she just reach over and wallop the bejesus out of him.

    This will, of course, lead to him doing it more often.

  21. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    December 5, 2022 at 2:33 am | #

    …erh, Walky? Are you okay?
    “We”? “Him”?

  22. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    December 5, 2022 at 2:45 am | #

    Willis I hope you are being fairly compensated for the

    GIANT AUTOPLAYING Floating VIDEO ad

    That is Covering the right half your comic and 33% of the total screen.

    < i am running windows 10 , chrome, with adblock on.

    It also made commenting almost impossible due to foreced lag …Until it just covered the WHOLE entire SCREEN as BLACK until I disconnected the internet.

    adam

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      December 5, 2022 at 2:57 am | #

      Try Firefox with Ublock Origin. Chrome is fucking around so adblockers won’t work on it. I didn’t think that had gone through yet though so you might want to run a virus scan and change your DNS to make sure it’s not on your end.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      December 5, 2022 at 3:31 am | #

      Sorry to hear that bruh 🙁

      Use Brave Browser on your PC or phone, I never get any ads with it.

    • june gloom
      june gloom
      December 5, 2022 at 4:23 am | #

      If you’re not using UBlock Origin, you’re not really blocking ads. All the others are compromised.

    • eh, whatever
      eh, whatever
      December 5, 2022 at 6:15 am | #

      Google is the world’s largest ad distributor.
      Google makes Chrome.
      Of course Chrome’s adblock has limits!

      Firefox all the way. Adblock Plus is enough.

    • Victor
      Victor
      December 5, 2022 at 8:34 am | #

      Why have you not deleted Chrome yet?

      https://www.forbes.com/sites/zakdoffman/2021/08/28/stop-using-google-chrome-on-windows-10-android-and-apple-iphones-ipads-and-macs/

  23. hazel
    hazel
    December 5, 2022 at 2:47 am | #

    The boy is so desperate to grieve that the only satisfying outlet is making fun of grief

    • huesatlight
      huesatlight
      December 5, 2022 at 3:31 pm | #

      oof, I see it now.

  24. Autogatos
    Autogatos
    December 5, 2022 at 4:52 am | #

    Every time I find Walky terribly relatable I wonder if I should be amused or concerned.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      December 5, 2022 at 7:58 am | #

      Only get concerned if you find yourself surrounded by empty Nachitos bags and an X-TREEM Mug full of half-melted ice with a tinge of soda.

      • Autogatos
        Autogatos
        December 7, 2022 at 12:33 am | #

        No…just empty Kettle chip bags and a cat mug full of over-steeped tea. Whew, I am safe!

  25. BowlerHatGuy
    BowlerHatGuy
    December 5, 2022 at 4:53 am | #

    winter’s a good time to stay in and cuddle
    but put me in summer and I’ll be a …
    happy snowman!

    I’m gonna tell him
    (don’t you dare)
    In suuuuuuummmeeeeeeeeerr!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    December 5, 2022 at 6:21 am | #

    [Plays Skating by Vince Guaraldi Trio on the hacked Muzak, but it slows down and gets unrecognizably distorted by the time you get to panel 3]

  27. Stephen Nedland
    Stephen Nedland
    December 5, 2022 at 7:25 am | #

    Just another senseless victim of the ongoing global climate crisis.

  28. foducool
    foducool
    December 5, 2022 at 7:41 am | #

    damn you, global warming
    damn youuuuuuuuuu

  29. Bob
    Bob
    December 5, 2022 at 8:20 am | #

    Walky is just insufferable; this is one of those comics where people inexplicably put up with an awful character for no reason.

    • Adept
      Adept
      December 5, 2022 at 9:53 am | #

      he’s hot. That goes a long way when you’re 18.

    • BowlerHatGuy
      BowlerHatGuy
      December 5, 2022 at 11:10 am | #

      Yeah. He’s hot. No redeemable personality characteristics to speak of. He needs constant taking care of because he was racist mom’s favorite and he skated through his entire life until calculus. At whicb point, Amber mothered him by hacking his grades. Dorothys relationship with him mostly consisted of dorothy/mom trying to get walky/13yo to clean their room. Lucy feels like a 13yo pretending to ne grown up, so they might actual be a good couple for a bit.

      Also several have described him as effeminate. So i guess that makes him safe for women to not just objectify but actually pursue.

      Joyce has a thing for big dudes. She screwed up with Jacob so thats destroyed. And now she’s pursuing Joe. But its funny because she has zero thirst for walky and as a result doesnt swoon while he’s being an ass the women who think he’s cute, adorable, etc, are hot for his bod. I think Dorothy described it as ‘caramel’ once.

      I dont think Walky has any guy friends. Danny and Joe are buds. Joe and Jacob get along. Walky was roomed with Mike and no one liked Mike. And Booster so far has no visible connections to anyone, friendly or physical or romantic.

      So, yeah, Walky is hot

    • TerribleTransit
      TerribleTransit
      December 5, 2022 at 11:55 am | #

      It may not be your cup of tea, but some people — like Lucy, hopefully — enjoy this sort of exaggerated, over-the-top humor. He can definitely be insufferable at times, and a lot of other characters treat him as such, but this isn’t nearly one of his worst offenses.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 5, 2022 at 2:26 pm | #

        Yeah, some people react really badly to pretty mild stuff from Walky. He’s playing here, not hurting anyone. Don’t take it seriously.

        Even most of the worst things he’s done have been failed attempts at lightening the mood and he’s definitely shown he can step up to be more serious when he needs to. He just prefers not to.

        Another character where there’s a lot going on beneath the surface that it’s easy to miss.

        • BowlerHatGuy
          BowlerHatGuy
          December 5, 2022 at 5:32 pm | #

          “some people react really badly to pretty mild stuff from Walky.”

          My reaction to Walky today is meh.
          Its more an overall view of him.

          He’s lazy, sloppy, nerdy, covered in ketchep, yet girls find him hot? That hilarious.

          He enjoys immense privilege, but few hold it against him.

          doesnt work a job or in class, but is successful,

          He eats 50 chicken nuggets and doesnt gain weight
          Plays video games, watches cartoon, but never misses homework?

          His first and only struggle was calc and Amber hacked his grades, but he didnt know so he doesnt even have to feel guilty for cheating.

          His only other struggle was being kidnapped and dealing with mike’s death which all the main characters went through.

          And he has a mouth that in real life would probably get him pummeled once in a while, yet he remains unscathed. Asher, for example, who helped kidnap the main characters and got a dirty cop to murder Amber’s father, would not have let Walky slug him without removing Walkys femurs.

          He lands as a wish fulfillment character for a certain segment of the audience. Tvtropes include “Audience surrogaate”, “born lucky”, “chick magnet”, “daydream believer”, “escapist character”, “never gets fat”, “so beautiful its a curse” (especially when his hair got just the right length but wore dirty clothes)

          Probably more. But holy cow, walky.

          • Autogatos
            Autogatos
            December 7, 2022 at 12:49 am | #

            The hygiene would be an issue for me, but it’s indicated he’s physically attractive (and drawn in a way that implies that for a highly stylized cartoon) and smart, so it doesn’t seem that odd girls would find him attractive?

            Not sure why “nerdy” is listed as a thing that is strange for girls to find attractive. Nerdy girls exist. And we often like nerdy guys (it was a requirement for me when I was dating), because, y’know, they share our interests.

      • Autogatos
        Autogatos
        December 7, 2022 at 12:44 am | #

        Yeah of all the Walky moments to complain about this strip seems to benign? I laughed. And then cringed reading the above comment calling him insufferable and unlikeable for…jokingly being dramatic about a snow hill melting. Because I do stuff like that.

        Do people really find this kind of joke that annoying? Or do they think it’s supposed to be serious, like he’s actually truly catastrophically depressed over melting snow? It’s pretty clear Walky uses humor to deflect things (negative feelings, awkwardness, silence) or just as a method of communication.

        So taking him too seriously is probably a mistake most of the time. It’s like when someone does a dramatic “noooo, I have been betrayed!” when their cat decides to leave their lap to sit in their friend’s/spouse’s instead. Surely lots of other people do things like this too? Or is my sense of humor way weirder than I thought?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 5, 2022 at 3:56 pm | #

      I disagree. I find him quite sufferable. And relatable.

    • Blume
      Blume
      December 5, 2022 at 5:52 pm | #

      I used to like him, but he’s ended up as a pretty “meh” character for me. He’s fine, I guess?

      • Blume
        Blume
        December 5, 2022 at 6:01 pm | #

        Maybe that was mean to say. Sorry Walky

    • Moon
      Moon
      December 5, 2022 at 9:55 pm | #

      Walky is sometimes funny. In like very small doses before he crosses that line into being obnoxious.

      I think that any strip that’s focused on just him is going to be a weak one because being a manchild is sort of his only character facet and it gets old fast.

  30. MacareuxMoine
    MacareuxMoine
    December 5, 2022 at 12:06 pm | #

    The heights difference in the last two panels totally confused me. At first I thought the tall girl was Sarah. Took me a while to realize that Walky is kneeling.

    Also: looking forward to meeting a completely new character – I don’t think we’ve met anybody from Shortpacked-Lucy’s family, or have we?

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      December 5, 2022 at 2:22 pm | #

      Not in DoA, but her brother (Lyle) showed up a couple of times in SP!

  31. SneakyBones
    SneakyBones
    December 5, 2022 at 3:26 pm | #

    I feel like a punchline about a character looking sad should probably include that character’s face.

    • Alex
      Alex
      December 5, 2022 at 10:09 pm | #

      I think the punchline is Lucy realizing how much Walky cares about inanimate objects versus her.

  32. Edward Rhodes
    Edward Rhodes
    December 5, 2022 at 10:26 pm | #

    This actually happened to my kid. He likes to take his GI Joe figures out into the park and other places, and set them up to take pictures. One day, we had a pile of snow in the parking lot next door, he came up with an idea for “Snow Job,” the GI Joe character, he goes out to the lot with his camera and figures… and it had been warm all day and the pile was gone.

  33. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    December 6, 2022 at 12:01 am | #

    I already have a bad feeling.

  34. Roborat
    Roborat
    December 6, 2022 at 5:08 pm | #

    It is still winter, is it not. I am sure there will be more snow storms, resulting in a rebirth for Mr. Snowhill.

  35. Bob
    Bob
    December 7, 2022 at 11:13 pm | #

    I enjoy goofy humor sometimes including fake dramatics in real life. I also have redeeming qualities and have other modes of communication. Walky is just 24/7 obnoxious, which is less funny and more grating (like Becky).

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