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by David M Willis on December 28, 2022 at 12:01 am
  • 02 – Turning Saints Into the Sea
└ Tags: jason, leslie, robin

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    December 28, 2022 at 12:03 am | #

    you can hire ANYONE

    …under the table

    (although he can only work for, like, a MINUTE at the prevailing wage I imagine)

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      December 28, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

      re-alt: guess Jason didn’t bulk up much since Sal

      • Stephen Bierce
        Stephen Bierce
        December 28, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

        He’s on a diet. It’s called being too broke to eat much.

        • Stephen Bierce
          Stephen Bierce
          December 28, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

          Or as said by Brits: in for a Penny, in for a Pound.

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            December 28, 2022 at 12:19 am | #

            Holy shit, I really really hope Joe used that line on Penny when they were boffin’.

            • Joy
              Joy
              December 28, 2022 at 9:47 am | #

              I feel like he would have :0

          • Jamie
            Jamie
            December 28, 2022 at 12:34 am | #

            That was legitimately genius.

          • Mr D
            Mr D
            December 28, 2022 at 7:06 am | #

            As they say, in for a penny, in for a pounding.

        • Ryan
          Ryan
          December 28, 2022 at 12:18 am | #

          He’s probably making an okay living as a bartender, liking being paid off-book plus tips. The problem is that restaurants don’t sponsor work visas.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            December 28, 2022 at 6:50 am | #

            He’s probably “supposed to” have an on-campus job, too.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        December 28, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

        He’s pretty tall though. His bones must be hollow like some kind of posh flightless bird.

        • Decidedly Orthogonal
          Decidedly Orthogonal
          December 28, 2022 at 5:59 pm | #

          Well he’s certainly trying to avoid flying (home).

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      December 28, 2022 at 1:48 pm | #

      I feel like there’s a problem with hiring somebody under the table so they can keep their work visa. I know, it feels like it’s cheating for government departments to compare notes, but sometimes they do it anyway!

    • Jed!
      Jed!
      December 28, 2022 at 2:18 pm | #

      But the whole point is for it to be over the table, right? So that Jason can point to it and say, “See, I have a job as a TA.” A job that was “official” but paid very little would suit his purposes (though if he was paid five dollars, it would also clearly be illegitimate).

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        December 28, 2022 at 3:24 pm | #

        Leslie hires him as a TA. She is then “shocked, Shocked!” to learn of the allegations against him. She suspends him without pay pending the conclusion of an investigation. So he can point to the paper saying he has a legit education job. While he works off the books as a bartender to pay his bills.

        • Some Ed
          Some Ed
          December 28, 2022 at 7:37 pm | #

          I think somebody here knows something about working the system.

  2. Mahare
    Mahare
    December 28, 2022 at 12:04 am | #

    Don’t be disrespecting grey eyes in here. There’s dozens of us!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 28, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

      Good thing posted said that. I was prepared to write a comment disrespecting grey eyes in here.

    • Ryan
      Ryan
      December 28, 2022 at 12:19 am | #

      Maybe even scores!

    • Thomas
      Thomas
      December 28, 2022 at 8:19 am | #

      Ruth speaks from experience.
      Her own eyes were gray before she picked green!

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        December 28, 2022 at 10:06 am | #

        Grey eyes mean he hasn’t gone through a personal character arc yet.

  3. Nono
    Nono
    December 28, 2022 at 12:05 am | #

    According to the tags, that’s not Ruth, that’s Robin! In disguise! To win Leslie’s love!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 28, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

      “Look at how altruistic and helpful I am. Definitely girlfriend material, amiright?”

    • pope suburban
      pope suburban
      December 28, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

      Oh no. You made me think… You know who *is* a real professor, although they really shouldn’t be? And who would love a chance to swoop in for wacky hijinks to show Leslie up/to make an excuse to spend more time with Leslie? I think we’re about to see Robin again.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        December 28, 2022 at 7:06 am | #

        As if Leslie and Robin weren’t already (reluctantly) joined at the hip via their mutual unofficial stepdaughter.

      • Diane
        Diane
        December 28, 2022 at 8:21 am | #

        That’s what I was thinking too. And Robin would be all about it. Paying someone to do the work she’s supposed to do? Oh yeah, please, grade all this annoying homework, the kids haven’t received their assignments back at all this semester.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 28, 2022 at 10:01 am | #

        Have I forgotten something about Robin being a full professor? Don’t let the pipe and the mustard elbow patches fool you.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      December 28, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

      Joe from a week ago was still tagged as Walky last I checked, guess this chapter’s just full of imposters

      • Bryy
        Bryy
        December 28, 2022 at 12:18 am | #

        Secret Invasion *is* coming out in March.

      • The Wellerman
        The Wellerman
        December 28, 2022 at 12:23 am | #

        Nah that’s just me, you’re resident alien parasite 😛

        • The Wellerman
          The Wellerman
          December 28, 2022 at 12:24 am | #

          *your

          damn phone

          • Shadowsnail
            Shadowsnail
            December 28, 2022 at 11:26 am | #

            That’s how you serve notice. “You are resident alien parasite. Put your affairs in order.”

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        December 28, 2022 at 7:36 am | #

        With an entire planet to conquer, why do the shapeshifters consider all these clowns strategically important?

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          December 28, 2022 at 10:01 am | #

          They know that in another universe most of them were SEMMF.

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      December 28, 2022 at 12:20 am | #

      Plausible. Ruth shouldn’t be so nice to someone who use bowtie and overcoat.

  4. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    December 28, 2022 at 12:06 am | #

    Jason deserves pity. Donate now to 1800-555-BRIT to support a Jason today. Each dollar pledged goes to new bow ties and tea time.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 28, 2022 at 12:13 am | #

      For as much as the price of a cup coffee you can help support a brit with such trials as
      -Mushing their peas
      -Bangering their Mash
      -Beaning their toast
      -Cheesing their toasties
      And more.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        December 28, 2022 at 12:14 am | #

        Also, it wasn’t until I posted it that I realized all of those sound like british specific euphemisms and I hope they all get used when Jason’s in bed with Ruth.

        • Sirksome
          Sirksome
          December 28, 2022 at 12:27 am | #

          I don’t think I want to know what mushing the peas means in bed.

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            December 28, 2022 at 12:30 am | #

            Knowing Ruth’s proclivities it is either not fun or VERY fun. I don’t kinkshame.

      • PirateTawnee
        PirateTawnee
        December 28, 2022 at 12:57 am | #

        I’m not the only Brit who comments around these parts, but I would like to be the first to claim that I’ve done at least three of these, and they weren’t all trials.

        • Slartibeast Button, BIA
          Slartibeast Button, BIA
          December 28, 2022 at 7:38 am | #

          Well, to be trials, you’d all have to be wearing those wigs, right?

      • Andrews
        Andrews
        December 28, 2022 at 6:44 am | #

        I, an Englishman, laughed so hard at this that my monocle fell out and into my cup of tea.

      • JBento
        JBento
        December 28, 2022 at 6:54 am | #

        What, no “spotting their dick”?

        • Slartibeast Button, BIA
          Slartibeast Button, BIA
          December 28, 2022 at 7:39 am | #

          I think you need to go to the clinic if you’ve got spots on it.

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        December 28, 2022 at 8:57 am | #

        Toading their hole, or holing their toad?

      • Daibhid C
        Daibhid C
        December 28, 2022 at 1:53 pm | #

        -Shepherding their pie
        -Steaking their kidneys
        -Massaling their chicken
        -Beefing their Wellington
        -Treacling their tart

        In addition, the more northerly Brits need help
        -Neeping their tatties
        -Culling their skink
        -Finning their haddies

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      December 28, 2022 at 7:11 am | #

      Grayscale shots of Jason doing ordinary tasks then looking dejected roll in the background:

      – He goes to drive a car, and gets into the starboard side out of habit.
      – He buys a bag of Lay’s, the register rings up “chips” and adds sales tax.
      – He’s typing a Word document and every word he spells with a U (like “colour”) gets a squiggly red underline.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      December 28, 2022 at 8:59 am | #

      🎵 In the arrives of an aaaaangel 🎵

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        December 28, 2022 at 9:00 am | #

        🎵 In the arms of an aaaaangel 🎵

        • Ed Callahan
          Ed Callahan
          December 29, 2022 at 8:26 am | #

          Oh God, please no. I spent the week before Christmas watching Edie Falco shilling for the ASPCA, backed by endless photos of miserable puppies. It was so effective I would have donated, except I spent the week calling Suicide Prevention.

  5. brionl
    brionl
    December 28, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    Huh, I wonder if Robin is a real professor.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 28, 2022 at 12:16 am | #

      I’m pretty sure she’s a fictional character. I can’t be certain though.

    • mrnoidea
      mrnoidea
      December 28, 2022 at 1:18 am | #

      oh god how much does she get paid

      Is it more than what an indiana congresswoman gets?

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      December 28, 2022 at 1:25 am | #

      Ball State U is depicted in Willisworld as an incredibly corrupt crony-dominated institution.

      So, like real academia.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      December 28, 2022 at 7:12 am | #

      Depends on whether she’s gotten her professorin’ jacket back from the cleaners.

    • Dr. T
      Dr. T
      December 28, 2022 at 10:41 am | #

      That was what I wondered.

  6. temporalshrew
    temporalshrew
    December 28, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    Look, Ruth, you can’t be dragging *strays* in here.

  7. Yumi
    Yumi
    December 28, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    Imagine Leslie somehow could hire him as a TA and did, and then on his first day in the class, a student was like, “Hey, didn’t you get fired for sleeping with a student?” Now THERE’S an interesting day in Gender Studies.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      December 28, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

      Yeah, even though he was a dogshit teacher at least Jason was qualified to do maths

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 28, 2022 at 12:16 am | #

      “And today’s class will be about why I shouldn’t have done that.”

    • Laura
      Laura
      December 28, 2022 at 12:24 am | #

      For sure. Bad news all around. 🙁

      …Plus, it wouldn’t do any good. He’s already bypassed the amount of time that a nonimmigrant on a work visa has to be between jobs, and by this point he’s likely accrued enough unlawful presence to become inadmissible and barred from returning or adjusting status in the States.

      https://www.uscis.gov/archive/uscis-publishes-final-rule-for-certain-employment-based-immigrant-and-nonimmigrant-visa-programs

      BUT SEE:

      Guilford College v. USCIS, et al.

      https://immigrationimpact.com/2020/02/12/uscis-unlawful-presence-court-decision/

      https://jcsla.wordpress.com/2020/08/04/2018-unlawful-presence-memo-declared-void/

      So, ha! If the university never got around to reporting the firing to USCIS, and if Jason’s recertification or regular reporting haven’t yet come due, and if USCIS hasn’t yet “determined” that Jason’s “duration of status” has ended… maybe there’s hope for him yet?!!?

      (Color me flabbergasted.)

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        December 28, 2022 at 12:34 am | #

        eaking, as far as we know, they never actually performed an actual investigation. OR maybe they did offscreen. They basically just took Penny’s word for it, and by her own admission she was lying just cuz she thought it was funny. (now that lie actually happened but as far as I know the only people who know are Sal and Walky and I dunno if either of them would testify if they knew it’d get him deported. Well maybe Sal would. I can never tell how they feel about each other.)

        • bubba0077
          bubba0077
          December 28, 2022 at 12:42 am | #

          Selling him out would run counter to Sal’s anti-authoritarian personality.

        • bhtooefr
          bhtooefr
          December 28, 2022 at 8:15 am | #

          Given that he received an official e-mail from the university stating that there would be a tribunal, and he didn’t contest it? His failure to contest it means that he’ll have automatically been determined to be guilty, and he’ll have been terminated with cause, and ineligible for rehire, so even if Leslie wanted to hire him, they should have HR systems that should flag the application as by someone ineligible for rehire.

          Now, there’s issues with the tribunal process as depicted in that strip – given that, as far as Penny knew, it was a false accusation, she didn’t actually have knowledge of which specific student to claim. If she didn’t specifically name Sal as the affected student, he may have been able to lie and say that there was no affected student to bring to vouch for him.

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            December 28, 2022 at 10:10 am | #

            Yeah I think that’s the rub for me. The fact that Penny didn’t actually know that Jason was having a snog and sly canoodle with Sal makes it strange that Jason didn’t try to fight back against it. His entire life is in the balance and they had NO PROOF by Penny’s own admission. Now, maybe it was guilt or a concern Sal would step up and say “He fraternized me!” but it woulda been worth contesting.

            • anonymsly
              anonymsly
              December 28, 2022 at 10:26 am | #

              Right? All he had to do was point out that Penny is his ex, in large part because she is vicious and destructive. There was literally nothing against him except ‘he does it too!!’ fired in his direction on her way out for provably sleeping with students. But Jason chose to quit ahead of his hearing instead of just saying ‘god, she’s a nightmare, ask me anything’.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              December 28, 2022 at 12:22 pm | #

              Because he felt guilty, because he’d actually done it.

            • Wizard
              Wizard
              December 28, 2022 at 11:14 pm | #

              Let’s see, what’s the name of this comic again?

      • bubba0077
        bubba0077
        December 28, 2022 at 12:39 am | #

        I mean, it works for the story, but in reality Jason would likely to be here on an F-1 education visa, not a work visa. But that wouldn’t create a story dilemma (except maybe how to pay for it without relying on his father’s wealth).

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          December 28, 2022 at 1:30 am | #

          That’s the problem. So far as we know, Jason’s not at risk academically of being kicked out of school or anything. Without a job though, he’d need to leave because he can’t afford to stay.

        • Laura
          Laura
          December 28, 2022 at 2:37 am | #

          OK, yes, tell me about that? Could he have worked as a TA on an F-1? Do we know if he is still enrolled in school?

          • bubba0077
            bubba0077
            December 28, 2022 at 2:56 am | #

            Under an F-1, you can work on-campus (which would include as a TA/RA) for up to 20 hours a week. This is (likely not coincidentally) the standard number of hours for those positions (on paper*). You may not work off-campus without a hardship waiver.

            This is according to this DHS website: https://studyinthestates.dhs.gov/guide/f-1/f-1-postsecondary

            * When I was a Ph.D. candidate, my advisor once told me a ‘half-time’ RA position meant half the time they work, which is 80-100 hours, even if it is 20 hours on paper.

            • bubba0077
              bubba0077
              December 28, 2022 at 3:06 am | #

              Also, Jason heavily implies he will remain enrolled: https://www.dumbingofage.com/2018/comic/book-8/03-faz-is-great/jason/

              • Laura
                Laura
                December 28, 2022 at 3:43 pm | #

                Ah. Fascinating!
                …He probably wouldn’t qualify for any student loans, though, right?
                …Scholarships?

                • bubba0077
                  bubba0077
                  December 29, 2022 at 12:28 am | #

                  The bulk of student loans are federal, so wouldn’t be available to a foreign national.

                  As for scholarships: graduate students are funded rather differently. AFAIK there aren’t a whole lot of scholarships floating around for graduate students, at least not of any considerable size (a few small ones that act more like a bonus). The TA-ship would’ve provided both “tuition” and a small stipend to live on.

                • Nicoleandmaggie
                  Nicoleandmaggie
                  December 29, 2022 at 8:29 am | #

                  Depends on the department but in general there are too many math phd students to fund them all on research or merit scholarships and there a lot of undergraduate math classes that need TAs. In econ we try to fund 4 years without requiring teaching for most students at many schools, give or take.

    • Nicoleandmaggie
      Nicoleandmaggie
      December 28, 2022 at 6:29 am | #

      Yes! Exactly!

      He got fired for a good reason. University would be a better place if all the dudes in charge of grades who preyed on undergrads got fired.

      • Joy
        Joy
        December 28, 2022 at 9:50 am | #

        I agree completely.

        • Bicycle Bill
          Bicycle Bill
          December 28, 2022 at 3:49 pm | #

          I think we need to remember that it wasn’t Jason who made the first approach, but that it was SAL who literally threw herself at Jason.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            December 28, 2022 at 5:35 pm | #

            It’s still his job not to have sex with students. Even (maybe especially) if they suggest it in return for fixing their grades. Also even if you don’t accept that was the reason.

            Also this, which is at least enough to creep her out and probably enough to suggest he’d be open to such inducements.

            • Nicoleandmaggie
              Nicoleandmaggie
              December 28, 2022 at 7:12 pm | #

              Exactly this. And part of the reason these relationships are wrong is because they make all the other students wonder about what they need to do for their grades. You don’t excrete where you eat.

              It does not matter who approached who. TA/student relationships are wrong and the responsibility is on the TA to say no.

              • Bicycle Bill
                Bicycle Bill
                December 29, 2022 at 5:03 am | #

                Agreed, he should have kept it in his pants.  But he’s not that much older than the students he was working with.  And if we’re gonna give some of the other characters (Dorothy and Walky; Dina and Becky; Jennifer and Ruth; Joe and Roz; and I’m sure there are several more) who have canonically canoodled a pass for letting their hormones run away with them, I feel it’s only fair that Jason deserves at least a modicum of tolerance here as well.

                • Nicoleandmaggie
                  Nicoleandmaggie
                  December 29, 2022 at 7:00 am | #

                  Nope. Consequences are important. Ruth is the only person on your list who was in a similar position and she potentially should have been fired for many reasons and that would have been fine. Instead they moved Jennifer and she kept her job and got a bunch of therapy and medication. She’s actually a better RA after the retraining and Carla did the right thing.

                  Jason’s not going to jail he just lost his job that put him in power as he should have. If the bar were a campus job or he weren’t an International student that would have been a fine solution to his problems.

                  Also there is an enormous difference between 22 and 18. But even if he’d been a TA for a grad class it still would have been wrong and fireable.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  December 29, 2022 at 9:31 am | #

                  That’s a really weird response. It’s almost like you think there’s something inherently wrong with any of these characters having sex that they need to be given a pass for, rather than it being the specific circumstances of Jason and Sal.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      December 28, 2022 at 10:14 am | #

      Yeah. I’d really hope Leslie would be a lot less sympathetic if she knew why he’d been fired. And if there was any possibility of her hiring him or otherwise finding him a job, I’d expect “what happened to your old TA position” to be the first question asked.

  8. The Wellerman
    The Wellerman
    December 28, 2022 at 12:07 am | #

    RE: alt-text, just like Dina in the elevator that one time, huh?

    https://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-3/01-if-the-shoes-split/room/

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      December 28, 2022 at 12:25 am | #

      …or Booster

    • Architex
      Architex
      December 28, 2022 at 12:54 am | #

      Exhibit B!
      https://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-3/01-if-the-shoes-split/bloke/

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      December 28, 2022 at 10:16 am | #

      Dina does only weigh roughly three atrociraptors.

  9. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    December 28, 2022 at 12:08 am | #

    I don’t know if that’s really a fancy overcoat. Kind of more of a Columbo overcoat

  10. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    December 28, 2022 at 12:10 am | #

    …so wait, are black dots just what grey eyes look like in this universe

    I realize that I’m overthinking it, and that across 25 years and two continuities several characters’ eyes have snapped from one state to another here and there, and also Willis tried giving them more detailed anatomy in closeups for a time, but I kinda assumed that these people just look like cartoon characters in-universe.

    • Mikey
      Mikey
      December 28, 2022 at 12:18 am | #

      That’s something that I find so fascinating: The question of how much of a comic’s art-style is part of their in-universe look. It’s like the old question: If a manga character draws a stereotypical big-eyed manga character, then is it photorealism to her?

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        December 28, 2022 at 12:20 am | #

        I like the gag where a cartoon character draws something in a much more realistic style, and then someone in-universe is like, “That looks nothing like x.”

        • cookie1995
          cookie1995
          December 28, 2022 at 6:17 am | #

          Pretty sure Willis made that joke once

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            December 28, 2022 at 6:29 am | #

            IIRC it was sometime in It’s Walky!, when Joyce was an amnesiac Jane Doe under medical supervision at SEMMF. Walky was drawing a “have you seen this woman” poster or something.

            • Needfuldoer
              Needfuldoer
              December 28, 2022 at 9:00 pm | #

              Ha! Found it!

              https://www.itswalky.com/comic/whats-that/

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                December 28, 2022 at 10:47 pm | #

                I think there was an earlier joke about “inventing anatomy” as well.

          • eh, whatever
            eh, whatever
            December 28, 2022 at 6:54 am | #

            Yes, a few years ago here in DoA. Walky drew Joyce and got reactions like “what, who looks like that”.

      • pope suburban
        pope suburban
        December 28, 2022 at 12:42 am | #

        I seem to recall Walky making a joke about Joyce getting contact lenses once, only they’d have to be the size of hubcaps, so you might be onto something there.

        • pope suburban
          pope suburban
          December 28, 2022 at 12:45 am | #

          Oh my bad, it was frisbees. But still.

          https://www.dumbingofage.com/2020/comic/book-11/02-look-straight-ahead/contacts/

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            December 28, 2022 at 10:19 am | #

            He does go on to hubcaps, so you’re good.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        December 28, 2022 at 1:48 pm | #

        I remember an anime where a robot maid asked why everyone could immediately tell she’s a robot. And a character explained that the robot maids are designed to look like anime characters but the other characters in the show, from their perspective, look like normal humans. Followed by a quick shot of that’s character rendered in a realistic style.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      December 28, 2022 at 1:28 am | #

      Not all of them are grey I don’t think, but Jason’s are.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        December 28, 2022 at 6:32 am | #

        So a photorealistic-to-us Jason rendering would probably have desaturated light blue eyes.

  11. True Survivor
    True Survivor
    December 28, 2022 at 12:13 am | #

    Lately my computer is really struggling with this site for some reason. The webpage is slow and keeps becoming unresponsive. It did not used to have this problem. Are there new add pop-ups on this site, that might be angering my security software? The problem does not seem to occur on Microsoft Edge, just Chrome (but I can only use the comments board on Chrome, so I’ve been trying to stick to that browser). Any ideas?

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      December 28, 2022 at 12:34 am | #

      I wish I have an answer that’s not like “use AdBlock” because it’s a incoming to the owner.
      Somebody told me is possible to contact Hive Works about the issue.

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        December 28, 2022 at 2:28 am | #

        Use an adblock and subscribe to Willis’ patreon.

        • Slartibeast Button, BIA
          Slartibeast Button, BIA
          December 28, 2022 at 7:45 am | #

          I do both and I’ve still had the site be down for me for hours two times in the last week.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            December 28, 2022 at 10:20 am | #

            It was down for everyone for a while yesterday at least.

  12. Taffy
    Taffy
    December 28, 2022 at 12:20 am | #

    Oh my fucking gods, Ruth is adorable right now.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      December 28, 2022 at 6:26 am | #

      Especially panel 4.

      Aww, she’s trying to do A Nice…

      • EpochFlame
        EpochFlame
        December 28, 2022 at 11:34 am | #

        amen to that

  13. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    December 28, 2022 at 12:21 am | #

    I don’t care about Ruth: my teenager dream is pick-up a overcoat.

    • Laura
      Laura
      December 28, 2022 at 12:25 am | #

      Mine too!

      • Amós Batista
        Amós Batista
        December 28, 2022 at 12:27 am | #

        But it’s a very specific clothes. I never saw any coat for sale in my life.

        • Laura
          Laura
          December 28, 2022 at 2:21 am | #

          Yes, I searched all over two continents for a secondhand or free black leather trench coat, in my youth. Just when I had finally given up, I accidentally found dozens, all free. Factory rejects. Amazing. I wore two or three at once.

  14. John Campbell
    John Campbell
    December 28, 2022 at 12:22 am | #

    It’s funny because Ruth used to have eyes like that, but she picked a color.

    Actually, she’s Canadian and he’s English, so I guess it’s a colour.

    • Dara
      Dara
      December 28, 2022 at 1:31 am | #

      EXACTLY I came here to say “shouldn’t that be a colour, Ruth?”

  15. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    December 28, 2022 at 12:25 am | #

    This just makes me ask again. What exactly can Ruth realistically do to fix Jason’s situation? It really seems like nothing. I believe Ruth is capable, but this just seems out of her realm of expertise. Like expecting her to perform heart surgery, or train a bear to tap dance.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 28, 2022 at 12:35 am | #

      She could marry him, or adopt him or put him in a large dog costume and claim he’s her pet.

      • UrsulaDavina
        UrsulaDavina
        December 28, 2022 at 12:37 am | #

        She is a candian citzen which doesn’t help Jason stay in US

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          December 28, 2022 at 1:12 am | #

          I keep forgetting that. She could get her hot ex to marry him. Or Leslie, since she’s asking. Or Walky! Walky likes Jason enough. Just let him marry the dude. Don’t worry Jason, we’ll marry you off yet!

          • C.T. Phipps
            C.T. Phipps
            December 28, 2022 at 1:23 am | #

            I support Walky/Jason marrying.

        • Rotunda
          Rotunda
          December 28, 2022 at 1:29 am | #

          Ruth’s citizenship has not been made clear in the comic. I looked up the rules for children of one U.S. citizen born abroad, and they are quite complicated, depending on particular dates when certain rule changes became effective and on the sex of the U.S. citizen parent. Certainly our author does research at times, but he does have a comic to write and draw and kids to raise, and the story he wants to tell may not depend strongly on the details.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            December 28, 2022 at 1:32 am | #

            Willis is usually pretty good about the research, so I wouldn’t be surprised if he did write Ruth and Jason getting married for citizenship, he’d have looked into how that would work.

          • King Daniel
            King Daniel
            December 28, 2022 at 2:27 am | #

            Assuming the parents in question are married (which I’m fairly certain Ruth’s parents were, considering that she’s Ruth Lessick and not Ruth Hughes/i>), the rules for US birthright citizenship aren’t quite as complicated as all that; as long as Ruth’s mom—Mr. Hughes’ daughter, the American side of her family—was at least 16 or older by the time she married Mr. Lessick/had Ruth, Ruth herself would qualify for birthright citizenship outright.

            That particular aspect of citizenship law’s been in place since the ’80s, so Dumbiverse!Ruth (born in 2001 right now, born in 2002 next IRL-month due to the sliding timescale) proooobably doesn’t need to concern herself with 20th-century citizenship policy. 😛

            • King Daniel
              King Daniel
              December 28, 2022 at 2:27 am | #

              (Dangit, messed up the formatting)

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            December 28, 2022 at 6:22 am | #

            If her mother was American (which she was, since Clint is her maternal grandfather), and her father was Canadian, and she was born in Canada, she’d have dual citizenship by birthright if her mother still had American citizenship at the time.

            At least that’s how I understand it works, anyway.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            December 28, 2022 at 10:31 am | #

            They can be complicated, but mostly on the edge cases. A lot of the weirder and more gender specific edge cases were cleaned up long before Ruth was born.
            I can’t see any reason to assume she’s not a dual Canadian/American citizen. It’s possible, but it would take a pretty specific set of circumstances that haven’t really even been hinted at.

      • anon
        anon
        December 28, 2022 at 12:44 am | #

        even with the marriage thing i imagine there’d still be a bit of background check for the legitimacy/green card marriages would have to stay together for atl east a year or more i’d think (tho impulsive 20-somethings aside, i can totally also imagine “yeah i’m marrying this guy i met online buti ‘m already in my late 30s/40s so might as well”)

        • Nicoleandmaggie
          Nicoleandmaggie
          December 28, 2022 at 6:34 am | #

          Yes— marriage doesn’t work with citizenship like in the movies. It’s a drawn out process and you need a lawyer and there’s all sorts of rules and yes they will send you back in this kind of situation. (Source: friends who have gone through the process lawyered up and low income locals married to citizens who have been deported.)

      • Nova
        Nova
        December 28, 2022 at 8:18 pm | #

        Unrelated to the legal stuff – Ruth specifically said she’s helping solve this to ensure that he’s not unfairly beholden to her. A green card marriage would not help that part of the issue at all.

  16. FacelessDeviant
    FacelessDeviant
    December 28, 2022 at 12:43 am | #

    Wow. I thought I was just weird for feeling fancy in a coat. Turns out I’m not alone.

    Pathetic, but in company. Fancy company.

  17. anon
    anon
    December 28, 2022 at 12:43 am | #

    feels like, other than reports of his fling with sal being spread to other places, that he should teach at a diff uni as opposed to low key being another prof’s TA (this is gonna lead to hijinks of him working for Robin isn’t it lol)

    • anonymsly
      anonymsly
      December 28, 2022 at 10:21 am | #

      There actually are no reports of his fling with Sal and the only people who know about it are him and Sal. There’s a generic report of ‘he did it too!’ leveled in his direction by someone (Penny) leveled just out of viciousness, which he chose to confirm by quitting ahead of his hearing.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 28, 2022 at 10:33 am | #

        Other people know that he slept with a student though, just not that it was Sal.

        Walky, at least, since he was there when Penny told him he was fired and I think Walky spread it on.

  18. BarerMender
    BarerMender
    December 28, 2022 at 12:45 am | #

    Being English, Jason would say “grey,” not “gray.” How can you tell the difference? You can’t, but an Englishman can.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      December 28, 2022 at 1:13 am | #

      I like to imagine now that Jason for no reason at all adopted a very American accent ONLY for the word “Gray”.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        December 28, 2022 at 8:03 am | #

        Like a bad TV dub, like Don’t Be A Menace.

    • Dara
      Dara
      December 28, 2022 at 1:33 am | #

      In art school, they were legitimately two separate colours. Well, in my art school, anyway. (Gray is very slightly warmer than grey) (Yes really) (I swear to christ I didn’t go to one single normal school)

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        December 28, 2022 at 1:44 am | #

        Honestly it’s a smart decision. Cuz cool grey and warm gray are two very different greys.

  19. saltchocolate
    saltchocolate
    December 28, 2022 at 12:47 am | #

    Adjuncts are real professors—or many of them, at least!! Anyone who has earned a Ph.D. is a professor. (I know what Leslie/Willis means, of course. But it must be said, just the same.)

    • Otl1973
      Otl1973
      December 28, 2022 at 2:18 am | #

      I’m not sure if you meant any instructor at a university with a Ph.D is a professor, but certainly not all holders of that degree are. Post docs aren’t, nor are holders who don’t work in academia. And not all adjuncts have Ph.Ds – I’ve know numerous people from industry with bachelor degrees who taught courses at universities as adjuncts.

      • Nono
        Nono
        December 28, 2022 at 5:19 am | #

        Leslie’s also only 25, and while it’s not impossible to get a PhD at that age, you’d have to be really, really focused for it.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      December 28, 2022 at 2:47 am | #

      I was an adjunct for one course, for pre-frosh at summer school, with a Bachelors. It was like a gig job to be an instructor. One course I took was from an adjunct in a similar situation. Another was from a grad student who was an adjunct.
      Real professors had say within their departments, some sort of job security, PhDs, and were expected to do research / publish or something, and had grad students. IIRC

    • anon
      anon
      December 28, 2022 at 11:56 pm | #

      Well, even if she was teaching a ‘required’ class to graduate or so, i’d think most professors wouldn’t have hiring power versus having an intern or only get to choose TAs among a pre approved list/interview

  20. Regalli
    Regalli
    December 28, 2022 at 12:50 am | #

    You know, I’d suspected Leslie was an adjunct instead of a proper tenure-track/tenured professor, but I don’t know if it’d been confirmed before now!

    Poor Leslie. At least a quick search suggests IU maybe gives adjuncts some benefits? (Though I’d assume they are still worse than a professor’s and the pay is worse.)

    • Rotunda
      Rotunda
      December 28, 2022 at 1:23 am | #

      At some universities adjuncts do get benefits. The one I know of has a faculty union.
      =

  21. Cholma
    Cholma
    December 28, 2022 at 1:20 am | #

    Ruth tried HELPING. It’s not very effective.

  22. AKP
    AKP
    December 28, 2022 at 1:20 am | #

    …the solution is gonna be Robin innit.

    • Zaxares
      Zaxares
      December 28, 2022 at 5:51 am | #

      I see we are of the same mind. 😉

  23. BBCC
    BBCC
    December 28, 2022 at 1:26 am | #

    Ruth: Help him, he’s stupid!

    Poor Jason XD

  24. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    December 28, 2022 at 1:28 am | #

    While it’s not going there, I really would love Leslie to handle Jason’s firing and deal with the two elements:

    * One: He’s guilty as sin.

    * Two: The defense for him was to bring the student involved to his defense.

    I’d love to see her thread the needle of both sides being awful.

    • anonymsly
      anonymsly
      December 28, 2022 at 10:18 am | #

      I mean, Jason was only in trouble because Penny (thought she) lied to the board/panel that fired her for sleeping with students. She was surprised as all get out that he actually had, meaning there were zero other reports about him other than hers.

  25. Random832
    Random832
    December 28, 2022 at 3:26 am | #

    Considering what he was fired for he’s got to be on some list that stops him from being hired again as a TA at IU or something, so what’s even the point of this? And Ruth doesn’t have any connections at any other universities

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      December 28, 2022 at 8:59 am | #

      I mean, again, part of the comic is showing how utterly corrupt Ball U is in the Willisverse.

      Ruth slept with a student too.

    • anonymsly
      anonymsly
      December 28, 2022 at 10:14 am | #

      Jason wasn’t fired. He believed he would have gotten fired at his hearing, so he quit ahead of it to spare himself and Sal embarrassment.

  26. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    December 28, 2022 at 3:31 am | #

    Wow their relationship actually survived the night

  27. Pylgrim
    Pylgrim
    December 28, 2022 at 3:44 am | #

    You know, I’m starting to think that Ruth actually has real feelings for Jason.

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      December 28, 2022 at 3:56 pm | #

      He’s like a British puppy.

  28. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    December 28, 2022 at 4:34 am | #

    I have a feeling Leslie knows why Jason was fired and doesn’t have sympathy for him at all. But Ruth has come to her looking for help and Leslie will end up doing something to help both of them, even if that might mean asking Prof. Robin for help. Anyway, Ruth is way too adorable in these last two strips♡.

    • anonymsly
      anonymsly
      December 28, 2022 at 10:11 am | #

      Jason wasn’t fired. He quit ahead of his hearing, the result of which he believed would have been him being fired.

      Which honestly, probably there was no actual evidence or witnesses or reports about him. Penny trash-talked him on her way out for the same thing she’d been caught doing and, much to even HER surprise, happened to be factually right. All he’d have had to say was ‘Penny is my ex and our breakup was vicious, of course she’d try to screw me over’ but instead he chose to quit and unofficially confirm his guilt.

      • Rabisch
        Rabisch
        December 28, 2022 at 12:38 pm | #

        Ok. But the result is the same, Leslie very probably knows about Penny’s accusations and that Jason, going away, pretty much confirmed them.

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      December 28, 2022 at 2:23 pm | #

      Honestly, I doubt it. He was a MATH TA. I work in a fairly small university, and nobody knows what’s going on in different departments. Not remotely.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        December 28, 2022 at 5:37 pm | #

        Sex scandals with students might spread beyond normal gossip channels. Especially two at once.

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      December 28, 2022 at 2:25 pm | #

      (goddammit, I flagged this post by accident, sorry. Stupid clumsy fingers.)

      Ahem. Anyway, broad strokes, yeah, but inter-office drama? Nah, I’d be very surprised if anybody outside of the math department knows what happened with Jason.

  29. Plaaaa
    Plaaaa
    December 28, 2022 at 6:59 am | #

    Robin is also trusted by Becky, but is also an actual professor and has money. Does Ruth just not know about her?

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      December 28, 2022 at 8:04 am | #

      There was Robin’s concession speech, but I just assumed that most people who know Becky know that Robin is significantly less trustworthy than Leslie.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      December 28, 2022 at 9:58 am | #

      I’m not sure “trust” is the word I’d use for Becky and Robin. Also, Ruth is now in Leslie’s class so has at least some personal connection.

      And I don’t think Robin’s an actual professor. She was hired this semester to teach one class. Getting tenure out of that seems beyond even Robin’s shenanigans. Did I miss something explicit?

  30. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    December 28, 2022 at 10:22 am | #

    In the grayscale comics, Jason’s eyes were dark. Has any other character with the dark eyes been described with an eye color?

  31. SmartAlec105
    SmartAlec105
    December 28, 2022 at 12:08 pm | #

    The spelling in this comic needs to be corrected. Jason would never say “gray” instead of “grey”. A for American and E for England.

  32. Falcon
    Falcon
    December 28, 2022 at 3:22 pm | #

    Jason’s next line should be “An overcoat.”

  33. Lightweight Baybee
    Lightweight Baybee
    December 28, 2022 at 5:12 pm | #

    I wonder if Leslie can still fly helicopters in this universe

  34. Autogatos
    Autogatos
    December 28, 2022 at 7:08 pm | #

    Jason’s just being strategic: dressing like Doctor Who is obviously a good strategy for gaining sympathy considering Leslie’s love of sci-fi.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      December 28, 2022 at 7:12 pm | #

      The best part is, he didn’t even do that on purpose!

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btw if you're one of those rando bluesky weirdos who doesn't know me but sees me in the wild being sarcastic and don't know i'm being sarcastic because you haven't taken like 30 seconds to, like, maybe look at my user profile or something, keep walking, you're not going to score internet points here
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
#relatable
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a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
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OSMOTE @osmote.net ⋅ 1d
Screenshot of Jonathan Frakes on the set of Beyond Belief
brendelbored.bsky.social's user avatarBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social ⋅ 1y
Politico: Ever been slapped by breasts?
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com ⋅ 1d
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
The problems with this prosecution are legion, but most immediately, the
government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
joshgerstein.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Up, continued
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 1d
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 2d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 10d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
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Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many pro...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609184... 5 hours left on my 4-jet titans return tidal wave
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Check out those stickers. They make him look pretty great, actually. That aircraft carrier mode shines. Tidal Wave is loose and incomplete! So there's only four (4) jets!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Dumbing of Age: "For you" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
y'know there's not an awful lot of rocketeering in The Rocketeer
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