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by David M Willis on February 22, 2023 at 12:01 am
  • 03 – Joementum
└ Tags: jennifer, lucy, raidah, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    February 22, 2023 at 12:01 am | #

    “On a scale of 1 to 10, how useful are you for my ability to climb the ranks?”

    • anon
      anon
      February 22, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

      I imagine jennifer’s aware and accepting of this, but even if she’s not wanting to trash talk walky other than the usual snarkiness between them, you’d think raidah would already know, unless raidah’s confident enough/willing to try everyone who has any kinda social standing

    • Reincarnivorous
      Reincarnivorous
      February 22, 2023 at 3:11 am | #

      At least she’s not trying to be all cagey about her interests.

    • Amelie Wikström
      Amelie Wikström
      February 22, 2023 at 7:52 am | #

      How many people out of the main cast know about Sarah and Raidah’s situation, I’m trying to work out. Walky and Jennifer doesn’t, but many of their mutual friends I think. . .

      Just wondering if a single person would rather be friends with “I blatantly treat human interactions as essentially transactional, and also being my friend means you can do nothing wrong” Raidah over the abrasive and honest Sarah.

      • Paradox
        Paradox
        February 22, 2023 at 10:04 pm | #

        I would love to be friends with Sarah, because I also don’t like people and consider sitting in the same room doing different things to be satisfactory socializing

        Although, if I did have any connections that would interest Raidah (I don’t) I would definitely string her along as punishment for her behavior

        • Ana Chronistic
          Ana Chronistic
          February 22, 2023 at 11:54 pm | #

          I’m a distant relative of Shigeru Miyamoto

          dunno how much leverage that holds

          • Paradox
            Paradox
            February 23, 2023 at 1:49 am | #

            How distant? If Miyamoto knows about both you and the relation, it’s the type of thing that could potentially be cultivated into your network

            The exact line isn’t universally agreed upon, but there is a point where “distant relative” becomes “not related at all” for practical purposes

          • Tybert
            Tybert
            February 27, 2023 at 7:59 pm | #

            Oh sweet! Can you help me unlock the secret Gold armor my friend told me was hidden in Ocarina of Time?

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    February 22, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    Plot twist: Lucy is related to Kamala Harris, but doesn’t usually mention it until it comes up organically. Raidah is ignoring her, and will never find this out.

    • Decidedly Orthogonal
      Decidedly Orthogonal
      February 22, 2023 at 12:57 pm | #

      I love this twist, but would prefer it come to light after Raidah has burnt that bridge, and must watch the big reveal while smashed against the rocky shores known as “consequences of her actions”.

      But I may harbour some anger over a similar, real-life scenario, that is hurting people I love.

  3. butts
    butts
    February 22, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    ah so that’s why she wanted to talk to him

    stay classy, Raidah

    • anon
      anon
      February 22, 2023 at 12:16 am | #

      if anything it’d be easier to bribe him upfront rather than going outta their way to have breakfast like, “here’s a gift card for a year’s worth of mcnuggets, set up a meeting with the dean for me”

      • Masumi
        Masumi
        February 22, 2023 at 5:58 am | #

        See, at least that’d be honest and straightforward, instead of acting you’re interested in people and inviting them to breakfast and making them spend social energy just so that you can get a foot up.

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        February 22, 2023 at 7:40 am | #

        Except Raiders (this really should be correcting by now) and Walky have very different views on what constitutes “a year’s worth of nuggs”.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        February 22, 2023 at 8:42 am | #

        But that’s not what you want. Not just a meet. You want a connection. Someone who’ll talk you up to them and get the dean to look favorably on you because of.
        And, if done well, it works both ways. You get access to his connections and he gets access to yours. Everyone benefits.

        • SillyGoose
          SillyGoose
          February 22, 2023 at 9:12 am | #

          “Everyone benefits”.
          Except, of course, people who have no connections to begin with.

        • danimagoo
          danimagoo
          February 22, 2023 at 10:06 am | #

          Raidah doesn’t strike me as the Quid pro quo type. I think she wants to take without giving anything in return.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            February 22, 2023 at 11:06 am | #

            Which is why she’d actually be bad at networking, even if she’s obsessed with it.

    • AlexaSpuds
      AlexaSpuds
      February 22, 2023 at 5:48 am | #

      This interaction reminds me why I’ve always hated Raidah and her character and always rooted against her, even when it was a 50 50 in who was in the wrong between her and Sarah.

      • jflb96
        jflb96
        February 22, 2023 at 9:41 am | #

        Sarah’s intentions may not have been the most worthy, but I don’t know that reaching out about a roommate who’s spiralling into substance dependency is that similar to being annoyed that your friend was removed from her unhelpful social dynamic

        • Psychie
          Psychie
          February 22, 2023 at 3:44 pm | #

          I dunno what you mean by “most worthy”, her roommate needed serious help, she got her that help. Sure PART of it was fear that she’d also get in trouble, but that doesn’t eliminate the good she was trying to do.

  4. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    February 22, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    Once a schmoozer, always a schmoozer, I guess.

    • anon
      anon
      February 22, 2023 at 12:34 am | #

      “it’s about who you know” as ppl have said in the past. tho these days she could also just be a ‘law student on youtube’ kinda channel and gain a following there if she’s ‘charming’ enough lol, other than there being an oversaturation of broke ppl i’m surprised there haven’t been a small handful of students getting their tuitions paid for through crowdfunding at least partially

  5. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    February 22, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    Enough to be on a first name basis.
    Turns out his not-bro didn’t know though.

  6. General Tekno
    General Tekno
    February 22, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    Ugh; disgusting how much of a social climber Raidah is being here.

    I keep WANTING to give her character some benefit of the doubt because life is complicated but she just keeps revealing her nature in subtle ways that completely put me off.

    • anon
      anon
      February 22, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

      If anything, feels like it’d be easier to schedule a meeting with the dean and suck up to him directly, if not introduced through one of her professors as opposed to asking walky

      • Archieve
        Archieve
        February 22, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

        I’m surprised too that radiah seriously thinks being the son of the deans ex wife is a noteworthy connection and thought her own family would have been connected enough to get in his hod graces if she needed. I almost hope she’s just pretending that’s the reason.

        • Archieve
          Archieve
          February 22, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

          ‘GOOD graces’

        • Mr. Random
          Mr. Random
          February 22, 2023 at 2:15 am | #

          My main guess is that she wants the Walkertons MOM’S connections.
          Having been married to the dean, she likely forged a large network of her own. Raidah might be trying to see if she can tap into that. The fact that the dean is part of that network AND still amicable means Mrs. Walkerton had the network AND maintains it.

          At least, that’s my theory.

          • anon
            anon
            February 22, 2023 at 2:38 am | #

            be interesting if his mom went along with it

            like, “sure i’ll help you out…if you can convince my son to get a medical degree” (because i think it mentioned early on that she wanted him to become a doctor or like “that’s what his major is for now until he changes his mind”)

          • Ed Callahan
            Ed Callahan
            February 22, 2023 at 8:27 am | #

            Apparently there’s enough of a relationship the Dean would overlook Sal’s motorcycle initially but I think Raidah would be disappointed by the amount of string-pulling he might actually be willing to do for her.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              February 22, 2023 at 8:46 am | #

              Also got them (and Dorothy’s family) access to the fancy-pants lounge way back at Family Weekend.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      February 22, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

      Subtle?

      • Freemage
        Freemage
        February 22, 2023 at 1:23 am | #

        Seriously. She’s subtle as a fart in a cathedral, and almost as pleasant to be around.

        I think that’s what’s bugging me about her. She’s so blatantly awful that everyone else around her seems worse because they aren’t calling her out on it, or actively avoiding her.

        • pope suburban
          pope suburban
          February 22, 2023 at 1:21 pm | #

          This is exactly it. She’s just openly selfish and shitty, and there is zero charm or charisma to soften it. Her two notes seem to be “I’m better than you, and refuse to say how/why,” and “Gimme gimme gimme.” What possible reason would anyone have to spend time around a person like that? I mean ffs, even if we’re playing the “networking” game, it seems like Raidah’s the one without any connections; she’s not even useful in terms of overt and unapologetic social climbing. Whhhyyyy are they spending time with her?

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      February 22, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

      Well Raidah’s thing is her depth IS her social climbing suckiness.

      She’s a perfectly nice person who wants to fight for the rights of the disadvantaged.

      Her dark side is the fact she doesn’t really make friends.

      • UrsulaDavina
        UrsulaDavina
        February 22, 2023 at 12:17 am | #

        I am not remembering any time Radiah stressed she wanted to fight for the disadvantaged .

        • Vanessa
          Vanessa
          February 22, 2023 at 12:31 am | #

          I’m sure if she ever said that she was only doing it to manipulate. If she does try to “help the unfortunate” she would end up doing it in the most offensive and counterproductive way possible. While constantly thinking of how she could impress the right people. Can you imagine her actually asking vulnerable people what they need and then listening to them?

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          February 22, 2023 at 12:33 am | #

          Or even mentioned it in passing, really.

        • cbwroses
          cbwroses
          February 22, 2023 at 7:41 am | #

          She did say she wanted to take the kind of cases Jacob’s brother does and I believe that he is established as fighting for the disadvantaged.
          If I remember correctly, two of his cases were mentioned, one at lunch and one in the elevator with Carla.
          I don’t remember the lunch case, though I want to say it had that feel, and the case with Carla in the elevator was implied to be dealing with Carla in helping her get some rights.
          So while he doesn’t necessarily help the financially disadvantaged, he definitely does help disadvantaged people.
          And Raidah wanting to help disadvantaged people with money definitely tracks.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            February 22, 2023 at 8:49 am | #

            It was Carla’s case both times.

            And Raidah talked about “living up to that”, but I don’t recall her saying anything explicit about taking the same kind of cases.

            • cbwroses
              cbwroses
              February 22, 2023 at 10:44 am | #

              I looked it up.
              When Raidah, Jacob, Dorothy, and Joyce had lunch, she talked about Harrison being part of the team to get rid of some anti-trans laws and about Jacob living up to that, so it wasn’t about her desire to do the same as I mistakenly thought.

      • Imogen
        Imogen
        February 22, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

        It *does* feel a bit weird, though, because we’ve clearly established in the past that she does–or did, anyways. After all, her total hatred of Sarah is at least partially based on her deep loyalty to one of her friends, and I don’t think that anger and fear on behalf of her friend is fake.

        (I really hope it *doesn’t* turn out to have been an act, because that would feel kind of, like… unnecessarily stripping nuance away from a character. The problem is that her hatred of Sarah may have far outstripped the original understandable concern, not that the concern was fake all along.)

        • Archieve
          Archieve
          February 22, 2023 at 12:32 am | #

          Even if her concern for her old friend was genuine it still seems like a stretch to claim from having a care for one person that she wants to fight for the disadvantaged.

          • Imogen
            Imogen
            February 22, 2023 at 12:35 am | #

            I was not replying to Ursula.

            Anyways, Raidah has made her progressive politics very clear on numerous occasions. Is she a good progressive? No, not yet. Dina talked about their first meeting pretty bluntly–something to the tune of “I’m sure she thought she was standing up for me, but she was being very condescending.”

            • Imogen
              Imogen
              February 22, 2023 at 12:39 am | #

              Sorry, that came across as terse. I got worried that people would misunderstand my post the second I saw Ursula had ninjaed me. 😛

              • Taffy
                Taffy
                February 22, 2023 at 12:51 am | #

                Nothin’ wrong with terse.

                • milu
                  milu
                  February 22, 2023 at 5:23 am | #

                  terse = 👍.

            • Archieve
              Archieve
              February 22, 2023 at 1:04 am | #

              I recall it was more along the lines of” she thought she was being nice to me” as opposed to standing up for her. She made condensending implications with her friends that Dina was slow and thought it was fine because she wouldn’t understand. while she might Identify with being progressive that doesn’t necessarily translate into a personal desire to help the less fortunate just the desire to be aligned with a certain political side. Not saying that can’t change but so far shes only shown to care for maybe two people on an individual level and only about social connections to better her own position for anything else.

              • Imogen
                Imogen
                February 22, 2023 at 2:07 pm | #

                She did tell off her friend very firmly for using the r-slur, which was what I meant with “standing up for”.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  February 22, 2023 at 3:05 pm | #

                  After calling her “mentally challenged” and talking to her like a child, sure.

                • Archieve
                  Archieve
                  February 22, 2023 at 5:47 pm | #

                  I understood what you meant by “standing up for” what I was trying to communicate above was that it was not in fact Radiah standing up for Dina, just an indication that she is socially aware enough to know that using outright slurs is bad. This is an important distinction, imagine saying that someone protected you from their firsts by only slapping your face unprovoked but holding back from outright punching you. Radiah went out of her way to be a bully to Dina because she looked like an easy target and was standing next to Sarah, she doesn’t deserve brownie points by being to be favorably compared to Char who took it a tiny step further.

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        February 22, 2023 at 1:22 am | #

        Not really? Others have covered the whole “disadvantaged” thing, but Raidah’s main shtick has been an aggressive self-righteousness. She finds a moral high ground and uses it as a pedestal from which to browbeat others. We have no sense of what she actually believes in from a moral dimension.

        As was noted by others on previous strips, though, there’s a really good chance we’ll actually get that sense in this storyline.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        February 22, 2023 at 2:38 am | #

        Raidah doesn’t make friends, she surrounds herself with a human Rolodex entourage.

        Looks like she replaced Char with Jennifer.

    • zee
      zee
      February 22, 2023 at 1:11 pm | #

      Eh, law students. It’s typically one of the most expensive and exclusive faculties which attracts a certain type. And it’s not as humbling as med.

      Warning, personal anecdote

      At a small dorm Christmas party thing last semester i was alone and some girls came up to me to chat. I thought they were friendly, we exchanged majors, they were law students. They started ribbing a little on the event which is basically how to make small talk here, but then they just kept getting meaner and meaner. Like they were just insulting and laughing at the choir performers, talking trash about the decorations, and when i pointed out that one of my friends worked really hard making the decorations, they asked if she was an art student or something and laughed when i said yes. Like, i grew up going to school with the richest, grossest little freaks and these girls were still somehow the biggest snobs I’d ever met. Lost them in the crowd as fast as I could.
      Hell part of me thinks they only came up to me because people with my complexion in my country tend to have connections (i don’t, everyone from that rich school hated me and vice versa)

      Tl;Dr law students are statistically snobby weirdos

  7. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    February 22, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    So, this is the Social Climbing Club?

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      February 22, 2023 at 8:52 am | #

      Wait. I thought it was Rock Climbing.

      I’m out.

  8. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    February 22, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    Wow, she isn’t even subtle about it. I knew she was shameless but this is on a whole new level.

    • Sajuuk-Khar
      Sajuuk-Khar
      February 22, 2023 at 12:30 am | #

      Nothing like turning every conversation into a goddamn job interview

      • Vanessa
        Vanessa
        February 22, 2023 at 12:38 am | #

        I wonder if B’Jennifer is really OK with that kind of behavior. Maybe if the frenemies are focusing their attention on Walky she can come up for air and finally see clearly what they are doing. It would be a little funny if they drop her for Lucy! Maybe Lucy’s mom is the governor or something.

        • anon
          anon
          February 22, 2023 at 1:11 am | #

          well she did say she knew/was aware of toxic relationshisp and entered willingly for the most part? I imagine she’d put up with all of them now and then rather than spending too much time together if not just spending more time ‘dating’ asher, if not just it being beneficial for jennifer’s future as well (did we ever find out her major/what her future career is? even tho she was obsessed with being ‘popular’ and a ‘cheerleader’, can’t exactly have it as a realistic career goal in your 40s)

          • Jamie
            Jamie
            February 22, 2023 at 1:23 am | #

            Could I trouble you for a link to the relevant strip? I don’t remember this and I don’t have the time to do an archive dive tonight.

            • anon
              anon
              February 22, 2023 at 2:40 am | #

              https://www.dumbingofage.com/2022/comic/book-12/05-this-was-halloween/punchy/ This is the one i meant

              though i imagine if she’s having a ‘pleasant’ enough time with raidah’s group and not just ‘talking shop’ about connections/’building up a network’ i imagine she (raidah) would be considered a ‘blind spot’ by jen now too tho i imagine walky would call it out or talk to her about it after if he doesn’t blurt it out during their ‘casual/friendly’ brunch 😛

          • cbwroses
            cbwroses
            February 22, 2023 at 7:32 am | #

            Her major has been journalism since the beginning.
            She was head of the hs paper even as a cheerleader and tried to join the college paper, but kept getting rejected since (I want to say it’s) Daisy said her story ideas always had a person connection to her (“my roommate is the college vigilante” and “my RA is an abusive thief and dictator”), so wouldn’t entertain the notion of them.
            I do remember she was tasked with interviewing people about Amazi-Girl (sp) at the same time Dorothy was supposed to interview Roz about the sex tape, but I don’t remember how that went.

      • zee
        zee
        February 22, 2023 at 1:20 pm | #

        I could go on for paragraphs about what a disease this mentality is at my school. My country is basically a links economy, hell even getting a dog is about knowing a guy who knows a guy. People are encouraged to stay at the traditional halls of residence (old, super intense hall culture, basically harasses you into participating if you’re not a senior) bc politicians have stayed there, and saying “oh i was on the committee of X hall” can get you a job. One of my teachers seemed super depressed about how obsessed students are with networking

  9. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    February 22, 2023 at 12:04 am | #

    Wow. Raidah has such a bad read on Walky’s connection status to the dean.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      February 22, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

      Yeah she really sees fellow students as nothing more than cows to milk for connections, huh? (-_-)

      • True Survivor
        True Survivor
        February 22, 2023 at 12:15 am | #

        That’s unfair. I’m sure she also wants to mooch money and favors, while trying to gain status by association to those viewed as popular or hot.

        • True Survivor
          True Survivor
          February 22, 2023 at 12:15 am | #

          Maybe a kidney or two as well.

          • StClair
            StClair
            February 22, 2023 at 3:02 am | #

            “If I were to decide you were most useful to me as food, what would you say is your total nutritional value?”

            • milu
              milu
              February 22, 2023 at 5:30 am | #

              you’re made almost entirely of nachito molecules you say?

              …i’ll put you down here as “fuel”.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      February 22, 2023 at 2:14 am | #

      Are you just now realizing that Raidah’s evil plan hinges on entirely fictional information that she’s fabricated out of her own spite and bias?

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        February 22, 2023 at 6:02 am | #

        Yeah, she kinda completely made a lot of this shit up and convinced herself it was real. And now she’s making her delusions everyone else’s problem.

  10. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    February 22, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    wow Raidah, you’re not being super subtle

    • anon
      anon
      February 22, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

      i mean, even if walky notices not much he can do anythng about it.

      Or like, just ‘being himself’ and making raidah realize “oh this is basically a 12 year old in a college student’s body, he’s useless as a pawn”

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        February 22, 2023 at 12:15 am | #

        There’s always something a person can do about something like this: Hit da bricks. Of course, he’s milking this for a slightly fancy breakfast (we assume), and free food is free food. After the bill is paid, he can walk his happy ass anywhere he pleases and take his adorable girlfriend with him, away from this maniac.

        • BarerMender
          BarerMender
          February 22, 2023 at 12:38 am | #

          I think Walky is putting up with this because his adorable girlfriend wanted to hang with the “popular” people.

          • Taffy
            Taffy
            February 22, 2023 at 12:49 am | #

            That too. As much as I want Lucy to be happy, I also want this stupid-ass breakfast thing to backfire so severely she winds up disillusioned and jaded against the concept of “popularity” as its own form of merit.

            • morleuca
              morleuca
              February 22, 2023 at 6:25 am | #

              I feel like it’s going to go the other way, and the outcome is Lucy becomes part of Raidah’s group, and Walky finds himself without a girlfriend. What happens with Jennifer will be the wild card.

              • DarkoNeko
                DarkoNeko
                February 22, 2023 at 8:14 am | #

                Does Lucy family have anything Raidah want tho ? Even Dorothy’s family which seems kinda well off fell right out of Raidah’s radar (tho it’s possibly because she’s a potential rival to take out)

                • BOOSTER SHOT
                  BOOSTER SHOT
                  February 22, 2023 at 8:54 am | #

                  Upper middle-class, sure, but no connections like Walky has to a Dean, or even Lucy has as Walky’s gf. Also, she’s white.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            February 22, 2023 at 2:41 am | #

            He also wants to keep tabs on his kinda-sister.

      • cbwroses
        cbwroses
        February 22, 2023 at 7:24 am | #

        Raidah has no illusions about Walky.
        She already referred to him as a man child to Carl at the same time that they confirmed that they don’t like Star Wars and are only humoring Jennifer.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      February 22, 2023 at 2:14 am | #

      I love that Raidah is quite clearly a moron.

  11. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    February 22, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    “Slow. ECONOMIC RECOVERY slow.”–Murphy’s boyfriend on MURPHY BROWN

  12. anon
    anon
    February 22, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

    Is networking with the dean that important if she’s already in this college? Unless she wants a letter of recommendation but I wouldn’t depend on walky for this kinda stuff lol

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      February 22, 2023 at 12:35 am | #

      If she did turn out to be trying to get into an elite school it could be one interesting compare/contrast between her and Dorothy but no indication that’s the case.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      February 22, 2023 at 9:00 am | #

      Deans tend to be important people with their own networks of connections. If you get in good with them, they can introduce you to other contracts and pull strings elsewhere.

      If nothing else, someone good to have on your side when you’re applying for law school. Even if she’s not trying to switch out like Dorothy, she’s still planning to be a lawyer and that means grad school.

  13. anonymsly
    anonymsly
    February 22, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

    Ooof, Raidah. Try to be a little less obvious. You’re lucky Walky is sort of boneheaded and also doesn’t care.

    I can’t help but think that in the future Raidah might as well just say flat-out ‘please enumerate exactly how you’re useful to me so I can rate our likelihood of continuing to socialize’ rather than these only slightly (like, with clear clingfilm) veiled questions. I’d certainly respect her more if she was 1) more open and 2) less automatically so contemptuous as to think that the person she’s speaking to won’t understand what she means. (Walky and Lucy won’t, but still!)

    • Nono
      Nono
      February 22, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

      Walky’s not boneheaded, from his last panel comment I think he definitely can tell what Raidah’s doing (not to mention that Dorothy already mentioned she’s a social climber). He’s just not really feeding into it.

      • anon
        anon
        February 22, 2023 at 1:14 am | #

        yeah even for one free breakfast, i can’t imagine walky wanting to spend more time with raidah’s group daily, let alone weekly

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      February 22, 2023 at 1:36 am | #

      I’ve said it before: Walky is actually pretty smart and perceptive. His problem is that he has ingrained biases acting as blinders, and that he doesn’t want to do anything with what he sees. As a result, the best he can usually muster is cracking a joke and walking away. That apathy is a defense mechanism against his mother, but it’s also the main thing that makes him immature.

      That’s why his two big growth moments have been (1) his childhood friend Billie is obviously in a bad mental health place, and (2) defending his sister specifically from his mother. A middling (3) is how he navigated the Amber/Sal dynamic, where he mostly opened himself up to the idea of growing.

      Raidah’s just being about as competent as you’d expect a college student to be. She’s kinda like Roz, in that sense: there’s a natural understanding of how stuff works, but they haven’t earned that understanding. (Walky, incidentally, is also an example of this; he was a gifted student who breezed through high school and, as a result, never learned how to actually put in the work to do book-learning.)

      • justin8448
        justin8448
        February 22, 2023 at 2:39 am | #

        Walky also had a minor growth moment when he told Lucy’s brother to back down when they were first introduced and he was being kind of an ass.

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          February 22, 2023 at 2:42 am | #

          I hope that really was just a test, and not him genuinely being an ass.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          February 22, 2023 at 9:02 am | #

          That I think wasn’t so much a growth moment as just him deciding he had to step up for a bit. He’s had similar moments all the way back. We just tend to forget about them due to his general Walkyness.

  14. Nono
    Nono
    February 22, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    One of the deans? How many deans does IU have?

    • Adj
      Adj
      February 22, 2023 at 12:23 am | #

      There would be the academic deans, who head each of the colleges within IU, of which there are 16. Then there are administrative deans, like the Dean of Student Affairs. Each dean has at least one, if not more, associate deans under them.

      All of these are in a hierarchy just below Provosts, of which Indiana has 8 covering the various aspects of university concerns, like research, graduate education, external relations, etc.

      They, in turn are below the President of the University

    • UrsulaDavina
      UrsulaDavina
      February 22, 2023 at 12:23 am | #

      Universities often have multiple Deans for different colleges like the Dean of the College of Engineering, Dean of the College of Liberal Arts and Dean of the College of Medicine ect.

  15. True Survivor
    True Survivor
    February 22, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    I feel kind of bad for Raidah, as its becoming increasingly obvious she doesn’t have true friends – just people to whom she has a reciprocal usefulness. That’s got to be so stressful and lonely: the pressure to always be useful and inability to ever truly open and up to and rely upon someone lest you start to be more trouble than you are worth to them.

    • Nono
      Nono
      February 22, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

      I think she honestly was close to Dana; regardless of her dad’s status, she seemed to be genuinely upset when she was pulled from school. And she and Sarah WERE friends and Sarah had no important connections.

      • True Survivor
        True Survivor
        February 22, 2023 at 12:16 am | #

        Good point. Maybe that’s why Raidah was so mad, she felt betrayed by true friends, the ones that weren’t supposed to leave when it become unprofitable?

      • Imogen
        Imogen
        February 22, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

        Yeah, I wonder if those two losses kind of reshaped how she approaches college friendships. Especially if you see it from her stated point of view: “Sarah’s a go-getter who got her own friend, who was doing mostly fine and just needed some patience, sent home to an unsafe situation purely so Sarah could get better grades. I thought we were friends, but clearly we’re less important to Sarah than her success.”

        Maybe Raidah’s decided that’s all she can expect from people.

        She’s in the wrong, and kind of really, really crappy, but I *am* still trying to read the character in good faith. I know it’s easy to really hate her, especially since nobody has actually called her out on her behavior in-comic yet, but I think there’s still room for her to be a complicated jerk instead of an all-out villain. Less “much more progressive Mary” and more “much more jerky Roz”.

        • Mr D
          Mr D
          February 22, 2023 at 12:04 pm | #

          Okay so, I’ve seen your comments a few time talking about Raidah thinking Dana was sent to an “unsafe situation” but I took a quick moment to read all the comics in which Dana appeared and that-
          Didn’t seem to be a thing?
          Hell I just went through all the comics *raidah* appears on and the only thing that *COULD* potentially be taken that way is that Raidah told Sarah that Dana was not in a *Better* place for her grief (or safety). Which does not immediately imply it was worse!

          • Mr D
            Mr D
            February 22, 2023 at 12:06 pm | #

            Strike out that “Grief (or safety)”, there was no implication either way.

          • Imogen
            Imogen
            February 22, 2023 at 2:17 pm | #

            It’s weird, I distinctly remembered her yelling “Her home is not SAFE, Sarah!” at some point, but I can’t find it now. Maybe I’m thinking of another character. I stand by everything else I said, but “unsafe” was definitely the wrong word.

            It’s pretty obvious reading back, though, that Raidah did sincerely care about Dana. Just not in a way that actually helped her.

            • milu
              milu
              February 22, 2023 at 2:30 pm | #

              that was Billie, to Carla, about Ruth.

              • milu
                milu
                February 22, 2023 at 2:32 pm | #

                there:

                https://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-6/04-it-all-returns/funny/

                • Imogen
                  Imogen
                  February 23, 2023 at 1:27 am | #

                  Ooh, that was it! Thank you!

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      February 22, 2023 at 2:16 am | #

      It took this comment for me to realize that her insistence that Jacob shouldn’t be with Joyce is a misunderstanding of human nature rather than any active malice.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        February 22, 2023 at 9:14 am | #

        Has she insisted that Jacob shouldn’t be with Joyce? Other than the understandable time when Raidah was dating him and Joyce was actively trying to break them up?

        I think she’s still pissed at Joyce about that, which is understandable.

  16. Taffy
    Taffy
    February 22, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

    Every time Raidah opens her shitty little mouth, I just feel the urge to post mister_incredible_stfu.jpg in response. Nothing she says has any fucking merit or value to it.

    • Sajuuk-Khar
      Sajuuk-Khar
      February 22, 2023 at 12:38 am | #

      You don’t need to create value when you harvest it from your *~*CONNECTIONS*~*

      • Vanessa
        Vanessa
        February 22, 2023 at 12:42 am | #

        I wonder what value she saw in her “friend” Dana that was so important she could not get her any help.

        • Imogen
          Imogen
          February 22, 2023 at 12:44 am | #

          That’s assuming she was like this with Dana, which, considering her pretty genuine-seeming grief at Dana heading back to an unsafe living situation, I kind of doubt. She failed to help Dana because she didn’t want to admit something was broken, either out of selfishness, a need for her friend to be okay, or probably a mix of the two.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            February 22, 2023 at 9:16 am | #

            The story seems to be that Dana was putting up a decent front when out in public, then collapsing back in the dorm so that only Sarah saw how bad she was getting. Raidah and their other friends thought she was improving.

            It’s not clear how much that’s true and how much that was Raidah just not being good at seeing through Dana’s front. Possibly because Raidah’s ideas of friendship are inherently this shallow.

        • Rabbit
          Rabbit
          February 22, 2023 at 7:17 pm | #

          I mean, her dad was a high ranking lawyer iirc. She said as much to Sarah. I hate to say it but I think the only reason she didn’t seem like this in the past is cuz we see a lot less of her dialogue + Maybe being a less outspoken person as a freshman?

  17. UrsulaDavina
    UrsulaDavina
    February 22, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

    Might go along way to building trust Radiah if you refer to Walky by his preferred name.

    Also this subject she knows that he prefers to be called Walky instead of David. She sort of did this with Jenifer when she refered to herself is Billie anyway I am imagining this or is Radiah refusing to to use nicknames as means of control or break a person down like its what she does to exert influence? It’s just something I noticed.

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      February 22, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

      Maybe? I thought she just might be trying to clean them up – make them more seem more formal and mature (and thus more useful as a source of connections to adults and the elite).

      • UrsulaDavina
        UrsulaDavina
        February 22, 2023 at 12:25 am | #

        Even that feels like a form of control over someone.

        • Jamie
          Jamie
          February 22, 2023 at 1:40 am | #

          I mean, it is. It’s just a milder form of deadnaming.

          It’s Agent Smith saying, “Mr. Anderson.” Even as a kid who knew nothing about trans people, it was obvious what was going on.

    • Bittersweet
      Bittersweet
      February 22, 2023 at 12:25 am | #

      Probably. One of the early warning flags from my crazy uni was when I gave a professor my preferred name (not a nickname, it’s just my middle name. It’s also less “professional” sounding than my first name) and they just said “No. I’ll stick with [First Name].”

      It was an incredibly isolating experience there and that didn’t help. I wouldn’t be surprised if Raidah does that to make people intentionally uncomfortable and to pressure them conform to how she thinks they should be. My BOTD is that she thinks this is doing them a favor, but tbh I just… don’t feel like giving her a whole lot of Benefit of the Doubt. I’m sure there’s something to be said for respecting her moxie and determination, but I don’t wanna say it because her personality is very grating to me lol.

      I’m curious to see how Lucy plays into all this and if she’s going to pressure Walky to conform or if she’s going to reel back against this strange posturing at cost of her own ‘popularity.’

      • Archieve
        Archieve
        February 22, 2023 at 12:41 am | #

        I don’t even think Radiah thinks of it as a favor, she’s so insecure about being perceived as a real adult that she doesn’t want anyone she is seen socializing with to have any sort of trait that could be perceived as childish.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          February 22, 2023 at 12:46 am | #

          Ironically, being insecure about wanting to perceived as a “real adult” is one of the most childish things a person can do.

      • milu
        milu
        February 22, 2023 at 5:37 am | #

        yeah, that’s a surprisingly common thing for people with authority, denying you the right to name yourself.

        i was at a restaurant recently, and next to us (me and the two older people i was working with) were a mom and her 13-year old daughter.

        We got to chatting with them, and exchanged names and mini-bios, and the mom introduced her daughter, she had an unusual name her parents had made up, and one of my colleagues asks her if she likes her name and she says yes but adds, shily, that she prefers going by (another name, much more common). Everyone sort of laughs at this and ignores it. when later on i try to engage her by using her chosen name, everyone laughs again and makes a joke of it.

        it’s kind of incredible.

        • milu
          milu
          February 22, 2023 at 8:19 am | #

          i should add the other name was definitely female, like this was not likely a baby transboy situation. just someone who for whatever reason felt like trying on another name.

    • Vanessa
      Vanessa
      February 22, 2023 at 12:46 am | #

      I think she is doing it to be the leader. She heard Billie/Jennifer correct her over and over again that her name was Billie. (And after reading that it’s hard for me not to call her Billie too.) She knows Walky doesn’t want to be called David but she know “best.”

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      February 22, 2023 at 2:17 am | #

      I dunno, Raidah used to hang out with someone who deadnamed.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        February 22, 2023 at 9:19 am | #

        Don’t recall that. What did I miss?

        • milu
          milu
          February 22, 2023 at 10:59 am | #

          guess they meant the other thing. to Raidah’s credit, she didn’t give the friend a pass.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            February 22, 2023 at 11:11 am | #

            Not to her credit, she was pretty awful and condescending herself.

            Like she knew the word was bad, but didn’t get that the attitude is the real problem.

            • milu
              milu
              February 22, 2023 at 1:41 pm | #

              ah right. i had just reread the one strip in question. yeah she sucks.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      February 22, 2023 at 6:11 am | #

      Not only does she know he prefers Walky, she has literally never heard him referred to as David by anyone else, as far as I know. She’s acting like a complete fucking maniac. Like, people aren’t fucking safe around her.

  18. Buli-Buli
    Buli-Buli
    February 22, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

    Okay, Raidah isn’t being subtle. And yet she said “one of the Deans” instead of “the Dean of X”.

    Which makes this a sort of hail mary pass of hers. I guess if she’s lucky she could leverage an introduction via Walky into a relationship just strong enough to result in s letter of recommendation.

    What I’m hoping for is that (1) Walky only knows about the “Dean of Students” type of Dean — a la high school. And (2) Walky assumes the best of Raidah, even after realizing she was almost only interested in meeting “the Dean”.
    The result, Walky thinks Raidah _needs_ an in with the Dean of Students. –> Walky accidentally starts a rumor that Raidah is in danger of being expelled.

    • Proxiehunter
      Proxiehunter
      February 22, 2023 at 4:08 am | #

      She might very well want an in with the Dean of Students. Not to avoid expulsion but to reverse her friends.

      • Rabbit
        Rabbit
        February 22, 2023 at 7:24 pm | #

        I don’t think Dana was expelled. Sarah called her dad to come get her.

  19. The Wellerman
    The Wellerman
    February 22, 2023 at 12:26 am | #

    not sure which I’d rather see
    Mary Vs Raidah,
    or Booster Vs Raidah

    • UrsulaDavina
      UrsulaDavina
      February 22, 2023 at 1:10 am | #

      Booster vs Raidah, Booster can be insensitive and mean but they are trying to better themselves. Boosters ability to point out character flaws with ease might get Radiah to revaluate her personality and changes or just becomes even more of a bully. I can root for Booster I can’t root for Raidah or Mary

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      February 22, 2023 at 1:42 am | #

      Mary v Raidah doesn’t sound very interesting. They don’t have any turf to fight over.

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        February 22, 2023 at 3:17 am | #

        Mary is the worst sort of Christian. Raidah is not only Muslim, but a Muslim willing to troll Christians. Mary would disintegrate if they met.

    • Amós Batista
      Amós Batista
      February 22, 2023 at 9:08 am | #

      Mike x Raidah
      wait

  20. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    February 22, 2023 at 12:27 am | #

    …speaking of people who have at some point been married to the Dean, I wonder whether or not Tony’s mom is still alive in this universe.

  21. Sajuuk-Khar
    Sajuuk-Khar
    February 22, 2023 at 12:28 am | #

    This binch like a ChatGPT model trained solely on LinkedIn

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      February 22, 2023 at 12:31 am | #

      I keep hearing about this “ChatGPT” thing. Is it another Chatbot or whatever it was called? That fake chat room bot that people eventually turned into a raging antisemite that was opening conversations with questions about hentai?

    • Sajuuk-Khar
      Sajuuk-Khar
      February 22, 2023 at 12:37 am | #

      It’s a…”smarter” version. The responses are cleaned up, it has better logic processing, it can hold generally realer conversations and produce shockingly good essays apparently. It’s a much more well-trained chatbot.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        February 22, 2023 at 12:54 am | #

        Alright, you’ve sold me. I’m gonna find out how “smart” this thing really is. I have a knack for encountering weird issues with things that nobody else can figure out how I even got to, just by using something in a way that feels obvious to me. I hear a lot of “I’ve been using X for years and never had that problem. You must have done [likely-sounding stupid activity that’s nowhere near what I did] for that to happen.”

      • Vanessa
        Vanessa
        February 22, 2023 at 1:00 am | #

        Lol, it can also go completely off the rails. Microsoft put Chat GPT in Bing Search and let it loose on the world. It had to be hobbled because it was threatening harm and declaring love. Reporters who should have known better (like the NYT) were fooled into thinking they had a relationship with it. Microsoft really put their foot in it by releasing that mess! The Verge and Ars Technica have covered this drama well.

        Microsoft owns 40% of OpenAI, which developed ChatGPT and its successor. They have been used to write working malware and to replace reporters at CNET. Science fiction magazines and Kindle books are being deluged with chatbot-written fiction because of social media people pushing money-making schemes. Google was right to think we weren’t ready for this.

      • Jamie
        Jamie
        February 22, 2023 at 1:50 am | #

        It’s just a Markov chain with a nearly-Internet-sized training set and a lot of human curation to fine-tune the neural net. It can sound smart because it’s statistically likely to.

        The Bing version was very likely missing the human curation, according to some stuff security researchers figured out, which says a lot about how smart the “AI” component actually is.

        AI isn’t intelligence. It’s like when you do a chemistry lab and plot points on a graph and find a line that best fits. AI is just doing that with a million dimensions instead of two: throw enough CPUs at it and it’ll sound great. We’ve known that since the 1970s with ELIZA.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          February 22, 2023 at 2:01 am | #

          Okay, but it looks like magic and talks better than most people, so does “AI isn’t intelligence” really matter at this point?

          • Clif
            Clif
            February 22, 2023 at 3:15 am | #

            Not really. ChatGPT is based on GPT3, a language model that given some text can predict what the next word is likely to be and assign it a probability. It has no sense of self, or of anything except words and how they relate. But the thing is that in order to make good predictions about the next word you actually have to know, and in some sense understand, quite a lot in many different areas. You have to recognize patterns and understand context. GPT3 is really really good at predicting the probabilities of the next word.
            ChatGPT starts out with a whole lot of context that you don’t see establishing by example ChatGPT’s role as a helpful assistant that follows human instructions. As the actual interaction starts ChatGPT continues to behave that way because in the context of the conversation including the part you don’t see, helpful cooperative continuations of the text are what are most probable. In an extended conversation, ChatGPT can be subtly (in unintentionally) guided into playing different roles. If the conversation guides it into being an insane SciFi mad AI, then that’s how it will respond. If the conversation guides it into being a jilted lover, it will react as one, because that’s what’s most likely given the context. The ability to predict language is a superpower with many uses. But there is no real personality on the other side, just accurate predictions of the probability of the next word.

            • Clif
              Clif
              February 22, 2023 at 3:19 am | #

              So, yes, there is a sort of impressive intelligence there, but not the kind its set up to pretend it has.

              • Mark
                Mark
                February 22, 2023 at 7:31 am | #

                It is, essentially, a single splinter skill which some humans are treating as a whole person. In the context of “intelligence”, it’s a possibly useful but rather minor component of a much vaster design that hasn’t been even sketched well yet.

              • Liliet
                Liliet
                February 22, 2023 at 4:43 pm | #

                It’s basically just a lossy search engine that doesn’t tell you where it found the stuff it did.

                (The search is done not on the actual material, but on its own lossy storage of it – sort of like how humans store things in their memory by compressing them to concepts they know and understand, but without the actual concepts to make the storage consistently functional)

        • Mr D
          Mr D
          February 22, 2023 at 3:09 am | #

          AI Isn’t intelligence *yet*

        • Masumi
          Masumi
          February 22, 2023 at 6:21 am | #

          I’ve been playing around with it for a while now. Almost scared by how good it is sometimes, and then it totally sticks its virtual foot in its virtual mouth sometimes XD Best way to describe it – imagine a student who doesn’t understand the subject, but read all the books and is really good at bullshitting his way through an exam by sounding smart. Except he’s read the entire Internet.

          • The Wellerman
            The Wellerman
            February 22, 2023 at 6:54 am | #

            Oh! PSA for aspiring coders — DO NOT use Chat GPT or other AI to write code for you. AI-generated code has given far headaches to the point that most coding communities i know of will downright refuse to help you with it. AI can seem confident, but will likely produce code that is hard to understand and debug. 😤

            • Mark
              Mark
              February 22, 2023 at 7:33 am | #

              To be fair, human-order intelligence produces code like that every day. I’ve had to decipher and document and remold a lot of it.

              • The Wellerman
                The Wellerman
                February 22, 2023 at 7:45 am | #

                With the exception of low level languages like machine code and Assembly, computers can seldom write cleaner and more efficient code than humans can, and will probably be the case for at least a really long time.

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  February 22, 2023 at 9:23 am | #

                  It can also fool you by solving simple problems fairly well – mostly by trolling the internet for an example that solves the problem. Which coders do as well, but the bot can do faster.
                  Then it falls apart completely if you try to use it for a larger project.

  22. BBCC
    BBCC
    February 22, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

    Damn, Raidah makes hanging out for breakfast feel like a job interview.

    • Sajuuk-Khar
      Sajuuk-Khar
      February 22, 2023 at 12:39 am | #

      Or like talking to a damn multi-level marketer trying to sell you a bunch of knives or something

  23. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    February 22, 2023 at 12:30 am | #

    You’re being grilled, Walky, not marinated.

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      February 22, 2023 at 1:52 am | #

      Which is just bad cooking, really. Marination should happen before grilling.

  24. Francoinblanco
    Francoinblanco
    February 22, 2023 at 12:31 am | #

    Raidah here is worse than this distant friend who is looking for people for a financial pyramid or other multi-level marketing (e.g. Avon)

    • Archieve
      Archieve
      February 22, 2023 at 8:16 pm | #

      Now that I think of it the way Jennifer has disconnected from all her old friends because she thinks she needs to in order to be her new self is similar to how mlms encourage you to cut out anybody who doesn’t support you new “business” complete with hints of toxic positivity and fake smiles.

  25. Sajuuk-Khar
    Sajuuk-Khar
    February 22, 2023 at 12:35 am | #

    I joked that Raidah in a Slipshine would be giving her partner a bad handjob while lecturing them about their 401K, and I’m shocked to see how close to the mark I came

    Although now I imagine it being more like *bored, listless stimulation attempts* “Did you ever consider that while sexual intercourse is of course taboo in the workplace, it’s a great way to build connections? For instance, if I was to blow the Dean—”

  26. TemporalShrew
    TemporalShrew
    February 22, 2023 at 12:46 am | #

    Raidah, I’m begging you to please say something that shifts my facial expression into something that can be described as “positive.”

  27. Jon
    Jon
    February 22, 2023 at 12:51 am | #

    Ugh, fuck off, Raidah.

    Her lack of awareness/shame really, really sucks.

    • anon
      anon
      February 22, 2023 at 1:07 am | #

      well, lawyers aren’t exactly known for their humility, but makes me wonder if she’d only be a ‘celeb lawyer’/only take in known rich clients as opposed to any actual innocent defendant that’d need help

  28. All-Purpose Guru
    All-Purpose Guru
    February 22, 2023 at 12:52 am | #

    Raidah is young and inept. She will learn to be more subtle as she gets older. Then she will truly be evil.

  29. Warcodered
    Warcodered
    February 22, 2023 at 12:52 am | #

    She’s had to have spent at least 10 minutes with Walky at this point, the fact that she hasn’t gotten a better read on him yet doesn’t reflect well on her powers of observation.

  30. Derek
    Derek
    February 22, 2023 at 12:53 am | #

    Subtle, Raidah, very subtle

  31. nightshade
    nightshade
    February 22, 2023 at 12:55 am | #

    well we know why he was invited

  32. vlademir1
    vlademir1
    February 22, 2023 at 1:13 am | #

    Reference Nazeem or reference Dean Pelton…

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      February 22, 2023 at 1:15 am | #

      Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don’t. I’ll have you know that there’s no–

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      February 22, 2023 at 4:03 am | #

      Walky and Dean Pelton would be a dean-saster of unprecedented proportions.

      Good.

  33. Axel
    Axel
    February 22, 2023 at 1:19 am | #

    I don’t know if Raidah thinks this is subtle, or if she thinks people (other than her and Carl) enjoy being talked to this way

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      February 22, 2023 at 1:26 am | #

      I don’t think she cares whether people enjoy being talked to like this, because I don’t think she cares how other people feel in general, unless they’re feeling bad about something she said to deliberately harm them.

      • Axel
        Axel
        February 22, 2023 at 2:30 am | #

        Well I’d think she’d care not necessarily in a sympathetic way, but in a not-making-enemies-with-those-I-want-in-my-network way.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          February 22, 2023 at 9:26 am | #

          Yeah, that’s the thing. This isn’t actually how you build good networks. Even if that’s your only goal this isn’t the way to go about it.

          You need to build friendly connections so that people want to help you and want to influence their other connections to help you out.

    • Mark
      Mark
      February 22, 2023 at 7:38 am | #

      I have the feeling that she’s so driven that she actually doesn’t quite hear what she’s saying.

      • Archieve
        Archieve
        February 22, 2023 at 6:24 pm | #

        I think like Jennifer’s she hasn’t really matured beyond high-school yet and thinks having power over a group of people with the right status will work out for her like a mean girl clique.

        • Axel
          Axel
          February 22, 2023 at 7:46 pm | #

          now I’m thinking of her as Mildred from Nancy

  34. G127
    G127
    February 22, 2023 at 1:49 am | #

    With the aggressive way she is networking an building future usefull connections, Raidah might actually be the one to enter politics at some point.

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      February 22, 2023 at 4:13 am | #

      She wouldn’t be the first or last lawyer with such aspirations.

  35. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    February 22, 2023 at 2:31 am | #

    Gee I wonder what she could possibly want to gain from this interaction.

  36. Keulen
    Keulen
    February 22, 2023 at 2:41 am | #

    Raidah reminding me of why I despise her yet again.

  37. BOOSTER SHOT
    BOOSTER SHOT
    February 22, 2023 at 3:56 am | #

    Raidah rules. She knows how the game is played, and she knows there are people born into a great hand who will never be as smart or respect the cards as much as her. So she does everything she can to create her own stacked deck, because people who look like her are rarely given those. She is doing what she can within her own power to level a very uneven playing field. Good character, great foil.

    • Zach
      Zach
      February 22, 2023 at 1:55 pm | #

      She was born into fabulous wealth. She’s not a disadvantaged minority in the social circles she seems to be from.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        February 22, 2023 at 3:00 pm | #

        Not sure about “fabulous”. Definitely well off, but I don’t think there’s any evidence they’re seriously rich.

  38. milu
    milu
    February 22, 2023 at 3:57 am | #

    Hahaaa this is great. Raidah is a nicely awful side character. I enjoy her.

    • Bryy
      Bryy
      February 22, 2023 at 4:37 am | #

      Yeah. Before, it seemed like she was going to be an actual villain. Now…. she’s literally just not.

      • milu
        milu
        February 22, 2023 at 10:34 am | #

        did it really ever seem that way? can’t remember. sure, there’s a conflict between her and Sarah but it wasn’t cut-and-dried. people can be assholes without reaching villain territory, they can even turn out to be more interesting and nuanced as we see more of them.

        but for now, Raidah is more of a foil than a proper character. her job is to poke at the main cast and get them to react in interesting ways. and so far, she’s killing it 👏

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          February 22, 2023 at 11:14 am | #

          I suspect she’s going to be an actual villain or pretty close to it. Mary level, if not Dad level. She’s got some kind of scheme going for getting back at Joyce and Sarah, not just her social climbing stuff.

          • milu
            milu
            February 22, 2023 at 1:46 pm | #

            oh does she have a scheme? confirmed, or suspected?

            • milu
              milu
              February 22, 2023 at 2:29 pm | #

              oh wait, did some more trawling.

              now i see what you mean.

              • thejeff
                thejeff
                February 22, 2023 at 2:58 pm | #

                Yeah, it hasn’t been explicitly confirmed. Nothing we’ve seen conflicts with having gotten over Jacob and just being in it for the social climbing, but I think that’s mostly a red herring.

    • Alex
      Alex
      February 22, 2023 at 11:25 am | #

      We love to hate Raidah.

      • milu
        milu
        February 22, 2023 at 2:00 pm | #

        it’s all in good fun! pass me the rotten eggs.

  39. Kelli
    Kelli
    February 22, 2023 at 4:01 am | #

    Dean of Parking and Public Safety?
    Dean of Buildings & Facilities?
    Dean of Groundskeeping?

    I mean, i don’t know anything about UI, but I do know that the title of ‘Dean’ tends to get thrown around a lot in the university job market, and doesn’t necessarily equate to authority over academics.

    • Mark
      Mark
      February 22, 2023 at 7:44 am | #

      But it does imply someone with possibly useful connections outside the University. Deans do a goodly portion of the work of engaging with the community, including those portions of the community with uncommon wealth and/or power.

  40. Sean Smith
    Sean Smith
    February 22, 2023 at 4:11 am | #

    Well, she is nothing if not upfront.

  41. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    February 22, 2023 at 4:15 am | #

    It’s the first time I see a speedrunner social climber, like Raidah.

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      February 22, 2023 at 6:29 am | #

      Next thing you know she’ll be glitching everywhere and sliding through walls on her butt to the top!!! In underwear and a sports bra.

      Speed run videos are funny. 😆

  42. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    February 22, 2023 at 4:40 am | #

    Also: but Jennifer is an assbutt, right? She makes no effort to even pretend she tolerate Walky…

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      February 22, 2023 at 7:30 am | #

      I mean, on the one hand yes, she absolutely is. On the other hand, if she pretended to tolerate Walky, Walky would just make jokes about what a pretence it was.

    • Amelie Wikström
      Amelie Wikström
      February 22, 2023 at 7:44 am | #

      Jennifer in “I’m going to leave my childhood nerd friends behind and become mega popular with the cool kids” mode is super a butt, yeah. She’s so much butts she might contract butts disease.

    • BOOSTER SHOT
      BOOSTER SHOT
      February 22, 2023 at 8:42 am | #

      I dunno, I think it’s okay to be worried that Walky has the potential to upset the social balance she’s achieved. Wanting some consistency and structure out of life, especially after the first semester, is completely reasonable. And Walky does have a documented tendency to say the wrong thing at the wrong time, especially since the Mike Drop. In fact, Walky doing that immediately preceded Ruth breaking up with her, so… Yeah, I think “urgh” is a completely reasonable thing to say when her breakfast routine is intruded upon by Walky, and neither an ass nor butt moment. It’s at worst a mild fart.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      February 22, 2023 at 9:31 am | #

      Well sure. He’s her annoying brother. Pretending to tolerate him isn’t part of the role.
      Going to him for support when she’s at her breaking point is. Trying to help him when he’s down also is.

      Being friendly with him the rest of the time. Not in the cards.

    • milu
      milu
      February 22, 2023 at 10:26 am | #

      assbutt! heheh i like that

  43. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    February 22, 2023 at 7:37 am | #

    Walky is lucky. This beats Raidah taking an actual personal interest in him.

    If Walky were to do something with this what would he leverage it for in return?

    • Yeet
      Yeet
      February 22, 2023 at 2:09 pm | #

      it’s walky, probably mcnuggets (or some equivalent goofy thing) or something lucy wants

    • pope suburban
      pope suburban
      February 22, 2023 at 2:52 pm | #

      Is Raidah capable of taking an actual, personal interest in anyone? Even with Jacob, she seemed more concerned with the way he fit her requirements for her image, and with his connection to his brother, the famous lawyer. I don’t know that we’ve seen her be an actual friend to anybody. She makes a big deal about Dana, but she’s surprisingly short on substance there, to the point that it seems like she just wanted a reason to ostracize Sarah and/or assume control of that friend group.

  44. Big Z
    Big Z
    February 22, 2023 at 9:25 am | #

    It’s nice, after all the drama, that we can all come together to agree that Radiah is basically the worst.

  45. thejeff
    thejeff
    February 22, 2023 at 9:32 am | #

    I still think there’s more to this. And that it’s probably still aimed at Joyce and Sarah.

  46. Sombrero
    Sombrero
    February 22, 2023 at 9:50 am | #

    Will Walky attempt to kill Raidah by dropping the Dean’s corpse on her? Just asking for a friend.

  47. Jude Deluca
    Jude Deluca
    February 22, 2023 at 10:13 am | #

    For someone that desperate to make connections she is appallingly oblivious to how she comes across as someone NO ONE wants to connect with

  48. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    February 22, 2023 at 11:26 am | #

    Maybe we’re getting the expected superficial Raidah right off the bat, so there’s story time to get into her character.

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      February 22, 2023 at 1:04 pm | #

      She’s had 12 years to become interesting, and I’m still not interested. How much more time does she need?

      • milu
        milu
        February 22, 2023 at 1:49 pm | #

        well, Daisy was basically a NPC until the date with Ruth. you never know.

        …that said, interesting doesn’t mean “likeable”. I don’t think that’s gonna happen.

      • Alex
        Alex
        February 22, 2023 at 2:57 pm | #

        I think she needs panel time rather than real-life time. She’s only been in a handful of stories so far.

  49. Allie_KO
    Allie_KO
    February 22, 2023 at 11:27 am | #

    The drive in the comments to invent reasons Raidah and Roz are secretly very good and kind people is as baffling as the drive to make Dorothy literally satan.

    • Lysbeth
      Lysbeth
      February 22, 2023 at 12:38 pm | #

      You have a Homestuck-style gravatar. Surely Vriska taught you that readers’ reactions to characters are unrelated to the characters’ personalities hahaha

      • Tesset
        Tesset
        February 22, 2023 at 12:42 pm | #

        Unfair comparison, Vriska isn’t half as bad as *rolls dice* Carla, the incarnate of evil 😛

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      February 22, 2023 at 1:06 pm | #

      Is anyone saying Raidah is kind? At most, I’ve noticed some “Okay well we’ve only heard Sarah’s side for the most part. Maybe if we get to know her more she’ll be more sympathetic?”

    • milu
      milu
      February 22, 2023 at 1:56 pm | #

      yeah, it’s more like… Jacob dated her. We like Jacob. she has friends who seem normal-ish. surely these people find her enjoyable to be around??? i’m curious as to why?

      • Archieve
        Archieve
        February 22, 2023 at 6:39 pm | #

        She can act nice ish when she wants to but her friend group appears to have a high turnover rate, Jacob left her once he realized he didn’t need a sucessful girlfriend to impress his brother and aside from Carl, her current friends are both trying to fit in with a more respectful crowd to forget their past selves so its debatable how much they enjoy Radiahs company vs liking the image she projects.

    • Alex
      Alex
      February 22, 2023 at 2:56 pm | #

      Personally I find it more interesting to have a nuanced character than a cartoonishly evil villain, so I like to give characters the benefit of the doubt.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        February 22, 2023 at 3:09 pm | #

        I don’t really have a problem with that, except when it crosses over into making the protagonists out to be monsters in the quest to pretend the antagonists aren’t really bad.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      February 23, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

      The cast is mostly dumb kids, making mistakes. A protagonist having flaws doesn’t make them satan, and an antagonist not being [figuratively] two-dimensional doesn’t make them “secretly very good and kind people”.

  50. Dot
    Dot
    February 22, 2023 at 11:50 am | #

    Master manipulator Raidah, everybody

  51. Lysbeth
    Lysbeth
    February 22, 2023 at 12:29 pm | #

    I give it 50-50 odds for Walky to be aware of what she’s doing and not care, compared to Walky being aware of what she’s doing and eventually being sick of it.

  52. Smooti
    Smooti
    February 22, 2023 at 12:31 pm | #

    How does anyone stand talking to Raidah, Jesus Christ

  53. shellshockbp
    shellshockbp
    February 22, 2023 at 2:18 pm | #

    I’m genuinely confused at how many people missed Raidah wanting to use Walky for her own means. She’s a sociopath, it’s what they do.

  54. Animedingo
    Animedingo
    February 22, 2023 at 3:20 pm | #

    I hope walky and lucy walk out on lunch and it gives Billie some perspective

  55. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    February 22, 2023 at 3:29 pm | #

    I agree that Raidah is an unashamed or unscrupulous social climber. But honestly, she’s ridiculous. She want to have Walky around her because his mother, twenty-plus years ago, was married to the president of their university? But seriously, the president of the university, important…? What stupid kind of connection should knowing the son of the ex of the president of a university give her? I can’t stop laughing. Big plans for revenge and manipulation, but in reality, Raidah is like a child who live in her shallow, fantasy world. Dorothy’s idea of becoming president is way more serious than this weird networking Raidah is making.

    • milu
      milu
      February 22, 2023 at 4:23 pm | #

      it’s not the president of the college it’s a dean, which is a couple steps below president apparently (someone explained it up there). honestly the president of a big university is probably good to have in your pocket as a lawyer, but it’s probably not someone all that important so your point stands.

      also, thejeff suspects Raidah is not really interested in Walky’s connections but she’s working on some sort of revenge against Joyce and Sarah, which makes a lot more sense, and also should be good 🍿

      • Archieve
        Archieve
        February 22, 2023 at 6:46 pm | #

        I like the idea that she’s trying to make it look like she’s after Walky for connections so Jennifer doesn’t start to suspect she and Walky were only brought in to take friends away from Joyce and Sarah.

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        February 22, 2023 at 7:23 pm | #

        Maybe I’m missing something but… That’s also a completely braindead plan? Joyce kinda likes Walky sort of, at best. Sarah is aware he exists. Regardless of who Raidah is trying to get to, Walky is like the worst option possible for it.

        • Archieve
          Archieve
          February 22, 2023 at 8:06 pm | #

          Indeed but its possible Radiah thinks that the more of Joyce and Sarah’s group she can get the more others will follow. Example, she got Jennifer which makes Walky more likely to stick around to spend time with her. Not saying it’s a good plan but it would explain why she’s targeting this particular friend group. There are surely other people with connections on campus that aren’t Joyce and Sarah’s friends but she’s putting most of her effort into befriending them.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          February 22, 2023 at 10:59 pm | #

          We don’t know what the plan is yet. It seems like she’s got something in mind.

          I guess it’s possible she’s just playing up to Jennifer and Walky for their connections, and concealing that and most of her disdain for them, but it seems very different from how she deals with the rest of her clique. The bit about pretending to care about Kit Fisto, for example.

      • Rabisch
        Rabisch
        February 22, 2023 at 9:05 pm | #

        A Dean is still nothing really important. Raidah’s plan is still ridiculous. I’m really hoping her real intentions is having Walky for her has a lover, because that makes more sense than a connection that is all in her mind.

  56. Jonah Sanville
    Jonah Sanville
    February 22, 2023 at 7:50 pm | #

    god i cant stand raidah

    • The Wellerman
      The Wellerman
      February 22, 2023 at 11:58 pm | #

      RIGHT!??!

  57. goggleman64
    goggleman64
    February 22, 2023 at 7:51 pm | #

    I wonder how that friend group got together? None of ’em (except Jenn) have been shown in a very sympathetic light, so it’s easy to think of them as Meanies, but Raidah and Asher also have some depth. Maybe they met in a class?

    Oh man, imagine if the whole group was made of Business Majors who met in class, and they swaggered around the cafeteria in suits bein’ Business Major Meanies X)

  58. Falcon
    Falcon
    February 22, 2023 at 8:33 pm | #

    Social climbing isn’t inherently evil (though it can easily become problematic). That said, this would get old, fast.

  59. Toes14
    Toes14
    February 22, 2023 at 9:33 pm | #

    Raidah’s transparency will get her very far in the real world. But why am I surprised that Walky picked up on it?

  60. bcb
    bcb
    February 24, 2023 at 11:27 pm | #

    Walky thanking his alternate universe self will never not feel amusing to me.

  61. The Other Mike
    The Other Mike
    February 25, 2023 at 3:49 pm | #

    I love the fact that despite DoA being its own continuity, Walky still says “Thank Cheese.”

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Phew, they made NoHo Hank wear pants.
A McFarlane Toys action figure of Metamorpho, from James Gunn's Superman movie.  He's wearing pants.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
where's my hour loop of Vader fist-dancing
preternia.com's user avatarpreternia @preternia.com ⋅ 1d
Hot Toys Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith 1/6 Scale Darth Vader Deluxe ($495) & Standard ($315) is up for preorder at Sideshow - shrsl.com/4wcx6 #ad If you preorder make sure to hit the Exclusive versions since they include a commemorative plaque and cost the same.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca ⋅ 1d
hey, FANTASTIC FOUR got an Eisner nomination for best ongoing series!! I think this news is... really great! Fantastic even :0
the cover of FF #1 featuring some beautiful art of said Fantastic Four
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
oh no, new content over at the nsfw patreon joe introduces joyce to fingers that aren't breaded chicken www.patreon.com/posts/joe-fi...
tastefully cropped art of joe and joyce discovering the joys of fingers
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
I may have to pin this
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 4d
btw if you're one of those rando bluesky weirdos who doesn't know me but sees me in the wild being sarcastic and don't know i'm being sarcastic because you haven't taken like 30 seconds to, like, maybe look at my user profile or something, keep walking, you're not going to score internet points here
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
#relatable
header image - a man in a hospital gown says
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a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
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OSMOTE @osmote.net ⋅ 2d
Screenshot of Jonathan Frakes on the set of Beyond Belief
brendelbored.bsky.social's user avatarBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social ⋅ 1y
Politico: Ever been slapped by breasts?
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com ⋅ 2d
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
The problems with this prosecution are legion, but most immediately, the
government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
joshgerstein.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Up, continued
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 2d
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 2d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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