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by David M Willis on August 26, 2023 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Everybody's Looking for Nothing
└ Tags: booster, carla

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    August 26, 2023 at 12:01 am | #

    “I can tell her, but heck if she’ll remember for more than two seconds before thinking about the currency of Micronesia or something”

    • a/snow/mous/e
      a/snow/mous/e
      August 26, 2023 at 1:34 am | #

      “It’s like she has a case of ‘short-term memory loss’… Ah, shit, we don’t want DoA to get a copyright strike. If only there were some other catchy term or portmanteau we could use for amnesia on a micro scale…”

    • PASchaefer
      PASchaefer
      August 26, 2023 at 1:31 pm | #

      Wait, what is the currency of Micronesia?

      Oh, it’s not a polity, it’s a geographical location, so it has multiple political entities, and therefore no single currency.

      • Clif
        Clif
        August 26, 2023 at 1:45 pm | #

        The official currency of Micronesia is the US dollar. https://www.monito.com/en/what-is-the-currency-in/micronesia

        • Clif
          Clif
          August 26, 2023 at 1:47 pm | #

          Also it’s a federation.

    • Quirdry Tawks
      Quirdry Tawks
      August 26, 2023 at 4:58 pm | #

      But if Charlie made a concerted effort to acknowledge Carla, wouldn’t Carla just be dismissive of Charlie? Seems to be her M.O. .

    • Quirdry Tawks
      Quirdry Tawks
      August 26, 2023 at 4:58 pm | #

      Dammit! Accidental flag, I’m sorry Ana ☹️

      • Taellosse
        Taellosse
        September 1, 2023 at 12:53 am | #

        “Excuse me, Lord Veyduh? It’s the Rebels, sir. They’re here. And they brought a flag.”

        “Oh that’s dashed clever of them!”

  2. Caro
    Caro
    August 26, 2023 at 12:01 am | #

    every time there’s carla, a caro gets her wings

  3. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    August 26, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    Please don’t take this as disparagement being cast on whatever Charlie’s deal is, but I’m pretty sure she doesn’t realize most things exist, so you may need to work up to something as complex as Carla.

    Like, try informing her that ladybugs exist, then Wyoming, then the 1973 mystery film The Last of Sheila, and so on. I figure sometime after she has digested the Planck Constant she’s ready to be told about Carla.

    • Sirksome
      Sirksome
      August 26, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

      I actually respect Charlie. It can be hard to filter out information that doesn’t matter. How often does knowledge of Wyoming’s existence come to play in your daily life? When was the last time you actually divided something, or tied a slip knot? Get outta here!

      • Seventh-Sandwich
        Seventh-Sandwich
        August 26, 2023 at 1:06 am | #

        Sherlock Holmes has been said to be able to completely discard information from his brain that he doesn’t think he’ll need in future cases. One example being that he learned of and subsequently forgot about the heliocentric model of the solar system, at least twice, because while it was interesting, he wanted to save his brainpower and decided that information wasn’t going to be useful for mystery-solving.
        All of this is to say, Charlie must be some kind of 4D-Chess Sherlock Holmes, constantly forgetting everything that doesn’t immediately have an impact on her life.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          August 26, 2023 at 1:21 am | #

          If Holmes met Carla he would most certainly never discard the information of her existence.

          “Note: watch carefully, will almost certainly become criminal mastermind.”

          • Steamweed
            Steamweed
            August 26, 2023 at 8:12 am | #

            Hasn’t shown up yet in a comic, but suitable for a book title nonetheless.

            Dumbing of Age 15: Watch carefully, will almost certainly become criminal mastermind.

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          August 26, 2023 at 1:34 am | #

          Oh I do that 4D sherlock holmes shit involuntarily all the time. Like a One Piece Devil Fruit, it is both a blessing and a curse. It’s called autism. 😛

          • eh, whatever
            eh, whatever
            August 26, 2023 at 3:11 am | #

            ???

            The ability to choose what you forget is basically the opposite of autism.

            • NGPZ
              NGPZ
              August 26, 2023 at 3:15 am | #

              Try telling Dina that:

              https://www.dumbingofage.com/2022/comic/book-12/05-this-was-halloween/journey/

              But yeah what i mean is like the mind going through every scenario under the sun, not getting what allistics get, and getting what allistics don’t get, ya know?

              (sorry i a bit spacy it’s midnight here and i should sleep…)

              • Vigil247
                Vigil247
                August 26, 2023 at 7:54 am | #

                I selectively forget stuff too! Unfortunately, I’M not the one selecting what gets forgotten….

                • Doom Shepherd
                  Doom Shepherd
                  August 26, 2023 at 6:03 pm | #

                  I remember anything that interests me, FOREVER. However, most of the things I actually NEED to know aren’t that interesting.

            • Masumi
              Masumi
              August 26, 2023 at 7:28 am | #

              Oh I’m pretty good at selectively forgetting stuff.

              To what degree I have a say in what I forget, that I don’t know. (But I did totally, upon reading that Sherlock Holmes passage, decided to use that as my excuse. It’s a good excuse.)

              • Laura
                Laura
                August 26, 2023 at 10:22 pm | #

                One of the greatest days of my life was when I realized I could reformat the hard drive of my brain and choose not to remember bad memories much.

          • Icarus
            Icarus
            August 26, 2023 at 5:26 am | #

            I don’t think that generalizing autists in this regard is approptiate.

            • NGPZ
              NGPZ
              August 26, 2023 at 6:02 am | #

              I dont mean to overgeneralize, i just sharing what it’s like for me, and pointing out that Charlie just really gives off autism vibes.

            • zee
              zee
              August 26, 2023 at 1:28 pm | #

              Autists are allowed to make jokes about their autism

              • NGPZ
                NGPZ
                August 26, 2023 at 5:23 pm | #

                That is also true.

        • Daibhid C
          Daibhid C
          August 26, 2023 at 3:54 pm | #

          That always irritated the heck out of me (and you can see Doyle downplaying it in later stories), so I loved that Sherlock, before it went peculiar, set up a situation in which knowing this was relevant to the case.

          (Another example from the same scene is that he knows nothing of politics. How ignorant do you have to be of politics to think that knowing more about politics won’t be relevant in solving crimes?)

      • John Campbell
        John Campbell
        August 26, 2023 at 1:06 am | #

        Why are all of your examples things I’ve done or needed to know in the last 24 hours?

      • morleuca
        morleuca
        August 26, 2023 at 1:11 am | #

        Often. My wife is from Colorado.

      • Joy
        Joy
        August 26, 2023 at 10:09 am | #

        I use division on a regular basis when comparing unit prices while grocery shopping? Slip knots have a lot of really great uses, life is easier if you can do that. I do frequently forget the existence of Wyoming though if I’m being real here.

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        August 26, 2023 at 10:17 am | #

        I really wish I could remember how to tie a slip knot, I am terrible with knots. I think about Wyoming a lot because of the electoral college. o no I might have a grievance based memory.

    • morhek
      morhek
      August 26, 2023 at 12:46 am | #

      I genuinely wonder if she’s actually hyper-aware of Carla, and trying not to react because she thinks it would make her look weird if she acknowledged it.

      No, I wouldn’t know what that’s like, why do you ask?

      • morleuca
        morleuca
        August 26, 2023 at 9:10 am | #

        I’m like this with the other trans woman I work with. I’m beyond excited she’s there, but have no reason to interact with her; I’m a supervisor so while I have the ability and freedom to move about and speak with folks, a) she’s in assembly and has a job to do and b) we don’t exactly have code phrases (I’m only out to a couple of managers and HR), and c) while she may be out at work, the fact that I knew before she started (as part of the on boarding team) I feel very uncomfortable having been given that knowledge by a second-hand party, and d) I’m on friendly terms with so very few folk from the community (and them all enbies or fluid) in meatspace, that I’m convinced any possible interaction would look like the SNL sketches that had Chris Farley interviewing celebrities. And this is all compounded by the fact that I’m fairly certain that for the past several years I’ve been discussed at length by the hoi poloi.

        • Laura
          Laura
          August 26, 2023 at 10:26 pm | #

          Ouch! That’s hard. I-m sorry you have to deal with that. I am in a similar situation. I love meeting fellow GNC or NB or Trans folk, but there’s precious little I can do to acknowledge our similarities.

  4. Corronchilejano
    Corronchilejano
    August 26, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    So is Carla just It?

    • Clif
      Clif
      August 26, 2023 at 1:50 pm | #

      She is.

  5. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    August 26, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    They could tell her, but it’s a true 50/50 if Charlie would even remember..or register the information to begin with.

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      August 26, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

      Also, if by Boosters assessment Carla only ever talks to people in order to get something out of them, is that really the kind of person a good sibling would introduce to their sister?

      • Madock345
        Madock345
        August 26, 2023 at 2:28 am | #

        Depends on what you’re introducing them for. Nothing wrong with helping your sister get laid.

  6. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    August 26, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

    Kinda surreal to see Carla this… flustered.

  7. Joe Moose
    Joe Moose
    August 26, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

    Welp! Looks like we got a case of the ol’ “Notice Me, Senpai”

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      August 26, 2023 at 12:15 am | #

      This would be more of a “Notice me, Kohai” situation.

      • Clif
        Clif
        August 26, 2023 at 1:54 pm | #

        If Kohai was accurate, notice me would not be a problem. Tho acknowledge me, still might need work

  8. Dante
    Dante
    August 26, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    Carla, jesuschrist.

    This girl may be ace but this can’t be but a fetish. She only wants them when they’re mean to her and… There’s nothing, in Carla’s book, meaner than being ignored. Isn’t it?

    (I wonder if she’ll pass the vibe check. Booster LOVES Charlie, ok.)

    • Imogen
      Imogen
      August 26, 2023 at 2:35 am | #

      Ain’t no “buts” about it. I know more weird kinky ace people than any other kind.

      • zee
        zee
        August 26, 2023 at 1:32 pm | #

        Yeah. Not being automatically attracted to people in the traditional way means way more obscure stuff triggers the pants euphoria. I’m pretty sure we make up like half the monster fucker community.

        • Dante
          Dante
          August 26, 2023 at 10:27 pm | #

          Tell me about it! I’m one of them kinky aces (grey-ace in my case). What I meant was – Carla has a serious “step on me” thing (I think I remember her reacting to Sal too?) but considering Charlie hasn’t done anything to her EXCEPT this… It’s more of a clarification for the sake of it than pointing out any contradiction.

          PS: I really loved the arc of Dina’s discovery and exploration of Pants Euphoria because, same hat :33

  9. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    August 26, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

    I am loving the last two panels. Carla’s of course adorable, but I love that Booster’s not even annoyed, they are clearly loving their position of power here.

    • Dante
      Dante
      August 26, 2023 at 1:30 am | #

      Yeah, you can feel the “mmyeah~?” in Booster’s voice there. It’s a cute strip. I’m leaning “yes” on Booster’s accepting the request unless Carla really fumbles it in the next strip (they do love a chance to meddle, It Is Proven)

  10. Bin
    Bin
    August 26, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

    One of these days dude’s presumptions of others will be wrong.
    But not today.

    • Tesset
      Tesset
      August 26, 2023 at 12:33 am | #

      Just as an ettiquette suggestion, most transfeminine ppl (which Booster prolly considers themself, given they have self-described as not-masc & their presentation centers around makeup) do not appreciate being called “dude,” even if you “mean it gender neutrally.”

      • Bruno
        Bruno
        August 26, 2023 at 1:10 am | #

        I must have missed the meeting where we all decided that. Was it the same one where we decided it was okay to speculate on Booster’s birth assignment and then treat them differently based on our speculation?

        • Imogen
          Imogen
          August 26, 2023 at 2:37 am | #

          I don’t think that’s the kindest way to read Tesset here, but as a trans girl who detests being called “dude” or “guy” or “bro”, I do think Tesset’s correction may be somewhat projection. Even if Booster is transfem, it varies.

        • Taffy
          Taffy
          August 26, 2023 at 4:32 am | #

          For once, I kind of agree with Bruno.

          • Bruno
            Bruno
            August 26, 2023 at 7:00 am | #

            I told you I was a human with thoughts and feelings.

            Well, I implied it.

            I was thinking it.

            • Mark
              Mark
              August 26, 2023 at 7:16 am | #

              Thank you for helping to maintain the line between fact and supposition.

              • Clif
                Clif
                August 26, 2023 at 1:22 pm | #

                Less of a line and more of a fractal.

        • Tesset
          Tesset
          August 26, 2023 at 3:18 pm | #

          Oh, sorry, yeah. Was back in ’06 I think? I’ll see if I can find the minutes and forward ’em to ya 🙂

  11. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    August 26, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

    Just cuz someone knows you exists doesn’t mean they’re inclined to care that you do.

    • Bruno
      Bruno
      August 26, 2023 at 7:51 am | #

      Skill issue. Everyone who knows I exist cares deeply.

      • Clif
        Clif
        August 26, 2023 at 1:25 pm | #

        I don’t know that you exist, but I’m mildly invested. Though less so than in Carla who exists as an archetype.

    • zee
      zee
      August 26, 2023 at 1:34 pm | #

      Or acknowledge it

    • Quirdry Tawks
      Quirdry Tawks
      August 26, 2023 at 7:33 pm | #

      My point exactly! Carla just wants to self-validate (again) by ignoring or dismissing a person who shows an interest.

      Much more adorably than Billifer, though.

  12. BBCC
    BBCC
    August 26, 2023 at 12:25 am | #

    XD Well that’s one way to make her know.

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 26, 2023 at 8:23 pm | #

      Well, she could just try to be in the same room with her or visit Charlie’s usual hangouts but it’d be a very slow convo, idk if carla would be frustrated with it or happy to get a shred of attention lol

  13. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    August 26, 2023 at 12:33 am | #

    I’m sure there was at least one time Carla talked to someone not wanting anything. Like that time Joyce blurted out she was gonna go jack off with Dorothy. That counts as a conversation, right?

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      August 26, 2023 at 1:07 am | #

      Yes, she does, more than just that. As Joyce puts it, Carla’s good but wants people to think she’s evil. It’s an over the top mask she wears, and either Booster is playing along or their psych 101 analysis is missing the mark.

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        August 26, 2023 at 1:34 am | #

        For about 4 strips starting here are Carla and Lucy just chilling out, neither of them being obnoxious.

        • Imogen
          Imogen
          August 26, 2023 at 2:39 am | #

          Holy crap, great find. “Lonely” even directly counters Booster here–Carla doesn’t only talk to people when she wants something, but she wants them to think that’s the case. Booster is, for once, just a little bit off.

          • Sirksome
            Sirksome
            August 26, 2023 at 4:03 am | #

            For once? Booster has had several bad takes. Their, until credentialed, amateur psychoanalysis hobby has been mostly, shallow, face value takes.

            • Clif
              Clif
              August 26, 2023 at 1:33 pm | #

              Simplistic, but not completely wrong. Right enough to be annoying.

            • Imogen
              Imogen
              August 26, 2023 at 8:01 pm | #

              I can’t remember one that the narrative has framed as wrong yet. Including this one.

  14. Suet
    Suet
    August 26, 2023 at 12:40 am | #

    Trust me, if Charlie doesn’t know you exist, neither someone like Norville nor Sue would either.

    Let her stew in her void, being in the same class as Charlie is fleeting

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 26, 2023 at 8:28 pm | #

      other than the initial ignoring, i’m sure charlie’s a nice person but carla would find her ‘boring’ otherwise/ after getting attention. or some sunk-cost fallacy to where she’d get her attention and then stick around to her

  15. Alongcameaspider
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    August 26, 2023 at 12:43 am | #

    I wonder if one day we’ll see the reason Carla has an apparent need to be the center of attention everywhere she goes, it can’t just be being the daughter of two billionaires can it?

    • shrub
      shrub
      August 26, 2023 at 1:05 am | #

      Probably doesn’t help

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      August 26, 2023 at 1:14 am | #

      it keeps people at a distance and it’s a proverbial pie in the face to people who want her not to exist.

      • Ed Callahan
        Ed Callahan
        August 26, 2023 at 6:47 am | #

        It’s a literal in your face defense mechanism. Trans people are not popular with a considerable portion of the Indiana population right now – and Mary is a rather mild example of this, it turns out. Welcome to the Fourth Reich.
        I realize the premise and structure of DOA don’t really lend themselves to a deep dive into society-wide politics but things are getting bad in Indiana. Just go on line and see what our Atty. Gen. Todd Rokita has been up to. IU is a powerful institution in the state. If it comes to that, though, I don’t think it is prepared to resist the kind of political violence the Nazis, the Soviets and the Fascists inflicted on their educational bodies during the first half of the 20th Century. If DOA’s cast were actual people – which would be scary in itself – Carla wouldn’t be the only one at personal risk.

        • PlainMarie
          PlainMarie
          August 26, 2023 at 8:53 pm | #

          As someone married to a person who grew up in Indiana. this really jibes with everything they’ve ever told me (and I’ve experienced there). It really is a strange and constrained world up there. Any minor difference (think yoga, vegetarianism, religious difference of opinion, gender roles, positive attitudes toward POC or….really anything out the narrow mainstream) is painted as weird and deviant. I could tell you stories. Major differences…. whew.

          In Muncie last Winter, we spotted a banner across a major road affirming trans rights. I was surprised (and impressed and hopeful for the LGBTQ+ community there) but didn’t expect it to be up long before someone tore it down. I’m scared for people up there who are out in any fashion.

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 26, 2023 at 8:33 pm | #

      it is a very teenager-y thing ( for some ppl of course, i’m sure plenty would love to be low key/keeping to themselves and more or less funcitonally invisible), to double down on getting someone’s attention if they feel ignored, tho i kinda wish i could tune out like charlie to where someone like carla could be filtered out

      tho it’s not like the ppl that /do/ pay her attention necessarily ‘fawn’ over her. Even within her roller derby group does she have any actual friends?

  16. Dday
    Dday
    August 26, 2023 at 12:49 am | #

    Carla would have to say hello and then patiently stand still and not say anything for a while, which I’m pretty sure is not possible

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 26, 2023 at 8:38 pm | #

      charlie did technically reply tho it was too late , but she didn’t seem annoyed so maybe they’ll end up getting along lol

      that said, hopefully ppl won’t find it too off putting with carla’s rude nature if is impatient and unintentionally ableist, because i can imagine her trying to rush charlie (tho would be interesting if charlie had some coffee/caffeine a
      nd was able to respond with ‘average’ speed lol)

      or maybe she’ll end up being someone that’s super fast at typing online in contrast lol

  17. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    August 26, 2023 at 1:02 am | #

    So who is Booster’s sister?  The Walkypedia for them is no help.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      August 26, 2023 at 1:09 am | #

      Never mind, noticed someone above mentioned the name ‘Charlie’, so I did a tag search and found out.  But someone might want to update the ‘Booster’ entry on the Walkypedia and make a mention that Booster does have a sister.

    • John Campbell
      John Campbell
      August 26, 2023 at 1:15 am | #

      Booster’s sister is Charlie. We don’t know a lot about her. Only 9 tagged appearances.

  18. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    August 26, 2023 at 1:03 am | #

    People are autistic, Carla.

    Also, AAAAWWWEEEEE 😊

  19. shrub
    shrub
    August 26, 2023 at 1:04 am | #

    I’d love it if Booster, and probably only Booster could, just strait up said no to Carla and told her they wouldn’t because of her behaviour

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      August 26, 2023 at 1:07 am | #

      And give up the opportunity to use their psychological sooth-saying skills to put a cartoonishly overt narcissist on a yo-yo? Fat chance.

      • shrub
        shrub
        August 26, 2023 at 1:11 am | #

        Well that is also true and on brand

        On the one hand protect sister and on the other hand…shenanigans

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          August 26, 2023 at 1:25 am | #

          Protecting their sister and toying with Carla are not necessarily mutually exclusive. But as usual it’s anyone’s guess how this will all go…

      • Bruno
        Bruno
        August 26, 2023 at 1:11 am | #

        Wait, but saying no to Carla is the mean thing to do here. This is such a reasonable, even cute, request.

        • shrub
          shrub
          August 26, 2023 at 1:53 am | #

          Yes indeed, Carla is a very likeable person

          • Bruno
            Bruno
            August 26, 2023 at 6:43 am | #

            I like Carla a lot, and I’m paying attention to her right now.

    • morleuca
      morleuca
      August 26, 2023 at 9:21 am | #

      They did say no to her during their off the cuff reading of a bunch of floormates in one of their first appearances. Which I’m viewing as either Booster giving her exactly the response she needed (each reading was done in a confrontational way on purpose) or they didn’t want to because they were aware of how much damage deconstructing Carla’s mask would do to her

  20. Bo
    Bo
    August 26, 2023 at 1:27 am | #

    ah

  21. DashWallkick
    DashWallkick
    August 26, 2023 at 1:35 am | #

    Carla is still running to various teachers and pointing at Charlie and yelling “make her pay attention to me!!!!”

  22. Jess
    Jess
    August 26, 2023 at 2:01 am | #

    AHA!

  23. SDRainbow
    SDRainbow
    August 26, 2023 at 2:05 am | #

    Carla’s behavior isn’t really egregious here, but man I’d sure be thrilled if Booster just said no, optionally with a fuck off.

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 26, 2023 at 11:22 pm | #

      It’d be hilarious if booster was like “Well, she might be too busy with roller derby practice to get in touch with” and it’s revealed she’s amazing at roller derby where she’s “on”/in the zone and like a rival team or so

  24. AGV
    AGV
    August 26, 2023 at 2:47 am | #

    “I can tell her, but I can’t guarantee that she’ll acknowledge you”

    Imagine if Carla actually had a moment because of Charlie

  25. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    August 26, 2023 at 3:08 am | #

    hahahhahahahahhahahhahaWHAT

  26. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    August 26, 2023 at 3:36 am | #

    Re: Alt-Text,

    Wait was she actually on the cover of a magazine?

    • Ed Callahan
      Ed Callahan
      August 26, 2023 at 6:55 am | #

      Apparently her parents had to fight a legal battle of some kind to get Carla admitted to IU as a female. The issue made the cover of a national news magazine (remember those?).

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        August 26, 2023 at 9:48 am | #

        I think it was earlier than that – maybe to get her accepted in high school or elementary school.
        She ran into Jacob’s brother (who we know won a big trans rights case) in the elevator and he said something like “didn’t you use to be this tall”, as if she was still a kid when he met her during the case.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      August 26, 2023 at 1:39 pm | #

      This one mentions her parents having been in Time. https://www.dumbingofage.com/storytimeintensifies/

  27. Risky
    Risky
    August 26, 2023 at 4:21 am | #

    This is the least Carla Carlas I’ve ever seen. She’s not smirking nearly enough. Or throwing pies.

  28. Needfuldoer
    Needfuldoer
    August 26, 2023 at 4:24 am | #

    Charlie isn’t giving her attention, and that just won’t do.

  29. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    August 26, 2023 at 6:02 am | #

    “must make each human being, each conscience, to think about me”

    Carla 🤝🏽 1984’s Dictatorship.

    • Mark
      Mark
      August 26, 2023 at 7:28 am | #

      She’s decided to confront the Universe. Individually, personally, and in alphabetical order.

    • Bash
      Bash
      August 26, 2023 at 12:54 pm | #

      I thought originally it was just that, but now I wonder if she has a crush.

  30. Amós Batista
    Amós Batista
    August 26, 2023 at 6:02 am | #

    Kappa

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      August 26, 2023 at 6:06 am | #

      Plumbers clearly high on mushrooms. 😛

  31. Da Boy
    Da Boy
    August 26, 2023 at 6:19 am | #

    “Tell her I exist.”
    What? Doesn’t everyone alive and dead know that Carla exists XD Give her a decade or two and she’ll be shoving her existence into everyone’s face like Melon of Mars.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      August 26, 2023 at 6:33 am | #

      The difference is, she’s received no acknowledgement from Charlie.

      That cannot stand!

  32. AlaninDC
    AlaninDC
    August 26, 2023 at 6:57 am | #

    Carla would make a great stereotypical 55-year-old Mom-in-law someday, based on panels 3 and 4.
    Read those lines in Estelle Harris’ voice (George Costanza’s mom from “Seinfeld”) to see what I mean

  33. GLaDOS
    GLaDOS
    August 26, 2023 at 7:14 am | #

    “What do you want, Jerry?” Reich repeated coldly, keeping his eyes on the wizened man. Tension, apprehension, and dissension have begun. He could still control Church. It didn’t matter that Church had been a 2nd. Control wasn’t a question of peeping. It was a question of personality. Eight, sir; seven, sir; six, sir; five, sir… He always had… He always would control Church.

    • NickG
      NickG
      August 26, 2023 at 2:00 pm | #

      Bester’s finest I think.

  34. Steamweed
    Steamweed
    August 26, 2023 at 8:06 am | #

    Arterial bukake is a serious condition, Booster.

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      August 26, 2023 at 8:13 am | #

      Carla should have stayed away from the Cove, that Arterial Pinch is no joke, bring a Plague Doctor with ya.

  35. Zaxares
    Zaxares
    August 26, 2023 at 10:40 am | #

    But not nose bukake. That’s just a normal symptom of “Anime Character Syndrome.” XD

    • Zaxares
      Zaxares
      August 26, 2023 at 10:40 am | #

      Oops, this should have been a reply to Steamweed above.

      • Steamweed
        Steamweed
        August 27, 2023 at 1:51 am | #

        I agree with your medical assessment. 😀

  36. Zane Becker-Byrd
    Zane Becker-Byrd
    August 26, 2023 at 12:03 pm | #

    God I love Carla.

  37. Sajuuk-Khar
    Sajuuk-Khar
    August 26, 2023 at 2:00 pm | #

    It’s still pretty bad around here, huh

    worse, even

  38. Angel
    Angel
    August 26, 2023 at 8:18 pm | #

    lol it’s not her fault she has a delayed reaction. She seemed to be able to communicate fairly easily with Booster but other than being ‘airheaded’ hopefully she wouldn’t need medication. Unless booster thinks she can talk her through her problems without medical aid

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