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June 22, 2026

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by David M Willis on August 27, 2023 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Everybody's Looking for Nothing
└ Tags: booster, carla

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    August 27, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    “What about stock options?”

  2. Nathan
    Nathan
    August 27, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    It takes real skill to verbalize, uhh *squints* twelve (?) quotation marks at once.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      August 27, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

      That’s only like 3 opening and 3 closing quotes.

      • pig
        pig
        August 27, 2023 at 3:59 am | #

        To a Brit, or to anyone else whose language uses single quotes rather than double quotes, it would look like twice as many!

        • Joshua Kronengold
          Joshua Kronengold
          August 27, 2023 at 4:25 am | #

          American English uses both single and double quotes! For different things!

          Near as I can tell, American English has many more and more strictly enforced rules than British English, which I can say from experience plays hell on American copy-editors who have to edit material from British authors coming from environments are both different and less complex! (and that’s not even getting into places where American sources are hardly consistent, like the Oxford comma).

          Getting back to quotes, American uses single quotes for ‘scare quotes’ or other types of sarcastic quotes. But it uses double quotes for both quotes and literalisms, such as when people use “scare quotes” to talk about any kind of non-literal quote. And of course whenever you use quotes inside quotes, you swap so you never have direct nesting of the same quote type (I of course don’ t know which of these rules is differnent in British; theo nly thing I remember for sure is that you all use commas differently than we do in practice, sometimes seemly just for pauses outside dialogue where no comma is reasonable in American english or where we might throw a semicoon or colon).

          But in the above, I think strict American English would agree that this is 6 levels of scare quote (for extra emphasis), and NOT double quotes, since you don’t use double quotes for scare quotes outside of a literal quotation.

          • not someone else
            not someone else
            August 27, 2023 at 5:16 am | #

            Triple double apostrophes is a minor piece of internet dialect!

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            August 27, 2023 at 11:09 am | #

            Maybe it’s 4 levels, since they’re nested. Single inside of double inside of single inside of double.

          • HueSatLight
            HueSatLight
            August 27, 2023 at 11:12 am | #

            we can use double quote marks for scare/irony. It’s quotation that must be double quotes, with nested quotes being single marks.
            Poem and song titles get single quotation marks.

            More importantly, single quotes are for when its a byte-sized char and double quotes are when it’s a null terminated string of chars.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              August 27, 2023 at 2:04 pm | #

              The only time it really matters. The rest will be read as understood the vast majority of the time. Screwing that last one up will lead to big problems.

        • ahecht
          ahecht
          August 27, 2023 at 12:54 pm | #

          I assumed she was using wikipedia’s markup language, where six single-quotes would make something bold, italic, and in quotes.

      • Chris
        Chris
        August 27, 2023 at 8:29 am | #

        Be honest here. Have you ever, during a spoken conversation with someone, enclosed some word or words in air quotes, with your fingers? You know, if I said, “I “like” like someone.” And when I verbalize that first like, I hook my index and middle fingers in the air, making ‘air quotes’.

        If/when you did that, how many fingers did YOU use? That’s how many quotes you should use. Those are my rules, and not the ‘official’ rules…

        • Decidedly Orthogonal
          Decidedly Orthogonal
          August 27, 2023 at 10:43 am | #

          Three on one hand, and my thumb on the other.

  3. Just an Armadillo
    Just an Armadillo
    August 27, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    “To hell with your human touch, I am a Queen! Or a goddess? Point is you should be bowing right now!”

    • Dante
      Dante
      August 27, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

      “Dreadfully sorry, I believe in no higher power, 0.01% included”

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 27, 2023 at 1:46 am | #

      imagine if booster solved this problem by having charlie approach carla, saying nothing hugging her and walking off nonchalantly lol

    • Quirdry Tawks
      Quirdry Tawks
      August 27, 2023 at 2:28 am | #

      *sad raising of eyebrows*

      *shrug*

      *back to reading*

    • Quirdry Tawks
      Quirdry Tawks
      August 27, 2023 at 2:45 am | #

      Ooh, Option Two:

      *sigh*

      “Carla. You tire me. Please go away.”

    • Mark
      Mark
      August 27, 2023 at 7:51 am | #

      Aaaaand, the Carla we all know and, uh, is back.

      • Benjamin Geiger
        Benjamin Geiger
        August 27, 2023 at 1:44 pm | #

        In the immortal words of Colin Mochrie: “You tolerate me! You really, really tolerate me!”

  4. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    August 27, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

    Sometimes you can really tell that Carla grew up insanely rich

    • True Survivor
      True Survivor
      August 27, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

      Cool new Avatar. Is it from something?

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        August 27, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

        One of the villains from the new Superman show. It’s pretty good!

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          August 27, 2023 at 7:03 pm | #

          “Haven’t you read the paper?”

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        August 27, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

        I think that’s Silver Banchee from the new Superman cartoon

      • ktbear
        ktbear
        August 27, 2023 at 1:58 am | #

        Huh, never commented about MY new avatar, even to say its rubbish. Im offended I tells ya

        • Decidedly Orthogonal
          Decidedly Orthogonal
          August 27, 2023 at 10:44 am | #

          Is this Carla’s IRL account?

        • Vulcanodon
          Vulcanodon
          August 27, 2023 at 12:45 pm | #

          That’s because it’s so cute we’re intimidated

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          August 27, 2023 at 3:49 pm | #

          I do like a well drawn furry, heehee

    • Nono
      Nono
      August 27, 2023 at 12:24 am | #

      Rich, narcissistic, inflated ego…

      Are we sure she’s not just Jennifer?

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        August 27, 2023 at 12:26 am | #

        I’d say they express those shared traits very differently

      • darkgloomie
        darkgloomie
        August 27, 2023 at 4:56 am | #

        Carla lacks two key qualities for being Jennifer: curves, and alcoholism (recovered or otherwise).

      • Decidedly Orthogonal
        Decidedly Orthogonal
        August 27, 2023 at 10:48 am | #

        Positive. Carla comes from actual obscene wealth, not the weak wealth that depends on fawning for others’ power. Carla is also (usually) actually effective at what she puts her mind to, instead of taking credit when she tries and fails, but what she was aiming for happens anyways.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          August 27, 2023 at 11:11 am | #

          Carla also had a good relationship with her parents, rather than the abusive levels of neglect Jennifer dealt with.

        • Thag Simmons
          Thag Simmons
          August 27, 2023 at 6:33 pm | #

          Jennifer’s family are also quite rich on a local scale. It doesn’t match Carla’s uber rich tech company family

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 27, 2023 at 1:22 am | #

      i mean it’d be unlikely to happen but it would be funny if carla did hand booster 5k for a meeting

    • FacelessDeviant
      FacelessDeviant
      August 27, 2023 at 7:11 am | #

      I’m not sure Carla grew up at all. That is like a five year olds way of thinking.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        August 27, 2023 at 7:56 am | #

        Unlike many five year olds Carla is very tall and able to safely operate a welding torch

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        August 27, 2023 at 10:10 am | #

        Grew up? Yes.

        Matured? Eeeehhh…

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          August 27, 2023 at 11:27 am | #

          I’m pretty sure that’s what we’re in for, a Carla character development arc. Her immaturity’s being played up, we’re not seeing the parts of her day where she’s not acting childish. It works well with a comment section that’s often like a bunch of angry goldfish.

          Like a lot of the characters, her flaws come across to me as defense/coping mechanisms that she grew into and has trouble not turning them off. She does care about other people, but can’t express that without making a joke (kind of like Walky). She just only has one joke (not that one joke). Her one joke does come from being raised obscenely rich.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      August 27, 2023 at 11:14 am | #

      At some point relatively recently Carla’s defining trait in the eyes of the commentariat went from “trans” to “rich”. I’m not sure exactly when or why, but it kind of fascinates me.

      • Nicoleandmaggie
        Nicoleandmaggie
        August 27, 2023 at 12:10 pm | #

        It really is her defining characteristic! Just like QC Claire’s are bad puns, competence, and a need for order. #theLibrarian

        I’m hopeful it’s because being trans no longer seems particularly unusual. Whether that’s greater society or Carla no longer being the most buy trans character, I don’t know. But more representation is a good thing.

        • Mark
          Mark
          August 27, 2023 at 5:52 pm | #

          I fear it’s because it’s not safe to despise someone for being trans, but it’s always open season on wealth.

      • Daniel M Ball
        Daniel M Ball
        August 27, 2023 at 1:20 pm | #

        That IS interesting, but not because of any ‘acceptance’ thing. It’s basically shifting from one crude stereotype to another. For me, Carla’s chief trait is ‘Obnoxious’, which is something she at least achieves based on her actual personality and character, rather than something achieved by her parents or her doctor.

        • Mark
          Mark
          August 27, 2023 at 5:52 pm | #

          +1

      • Wraithy2773
        Wraithy2773
        August 27, 2023 at 1:26 pm | #

        I’d say that her most defining trait is her apparent narcissism, not that she’s rich. But rich is definitely #2 in there.

        Its probably because these are the things that come up most often when it comes to Carla. That she’s trans has been relevant in maybe two plotlines, when Mary blackmailed Ruth with her relationship with Billie in order to dodge punishment for her anti-trans bigotry, and Carla’s much deserved and epic retaliation for it.

        But her parents being gig industrialist executives? That’s popped up a lot. And almost every strip with Carla involves her demanding attention and praise from everyone around her. So, those become her defining characteristics.

        • Wraithy2773
          Wraithy2773
          August 27, 2023 at 1:29 pm | #

          Oh, and the other reason the “Carla’s Rich” stuff comes up in the comments a lot?

          Its because its amusing to point out that one of the few unambiguously positive parental examples in the strip seem to be the gig economy industrialists that would otherwise be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. 🙂

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          August 27, 2023 at 2:03 pm | #

          Rephrase then – her narcissism/obnoxiousness is her defining trait, but the commentariat’s response to it has shifted to focusing on her being rich.
          Before relatively recently (maybe with the time skip?) it was either taken just at face value “Carla’s an asshole”, or more generously understood as a deliberate defense mechanism tied to her being trans.
          Now it’s just “she’s narcissistic because she’s rich”.

          • Amelie Wikström
            Amelie Wikström
            August 27, 2023 at 3:56 pm | #

            Which is strange cause she constantly goes out of her way to “not” leverage her wealth in a way that a rich person could do in order to be purposely obnoxious. Like, the one time her money has even been kind of an issue was when she loaned Sarah her card for a three hour long zoom ride.

            When Carla makes a variety of large signs with her name on them, nobody comments “that’s such an engineer way of being annoying.” But her doing anything at all is somehow now “such a rich person thing to do.” Like people aren’t seeing a fictional person but just a dollar sign.

      • Thag Simmons
        Thag Simmons
        August 27, 2023 at 6:35 pm | #

        It’s a detail that I’ve latched onto because I think it’s interesting, but it’s far from the defining attribute of her character. You could radically alter her backstory and have her come from a much poorer background and still have her be recognizable as herself

    • Otl1973
      Otl1973
      August 27, 2023 at 12:26 pm | #

      I’m not sure that rich is a requirement. I know (but am not friends with) several people who aren’t rich, but always need to be the center of attention. They don’t actually shout “look at me” but they do pout if you don’t. And these are people in (I believe) their 50s. For that matter, one of my sisters (mid-60s) isn’t quite that bad, but everything has to always be about her – she just learned our other sister’s cancer has come back, and apparently said she wants to come visit her because she hadn’t gone on a vacation in a while.

  5. BBCC
    BBCC
    August 27, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

    XD That should work out.

    • Quirdry Tawks
      Quirdry Tawks
      August 27, 2023 at 2:39 am | #

      Actually, ya know? It could! Carla could openly express her egocentrism without really offending anyone, because Charlie wouldn’t be listening. And not listening would just make her even more a crush object to Carla.

      And then it could all go down in flames, e.g.:

      “Oh hey Carla, I’ve met someone who kinda gets me and I really have a good feeling about it; take care…”

      “WHAT?!”

  6. True Survivor
    True Survivor
    August 27, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

    Carla acts like sociopathic narcissist, but I am pretty sure that’s just a cover for her being a big softie and a shield against rejection. A very obnoxious cover and a very very annoying shield, but none the less.

    • Imogen
      Imogen
      August 27, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

      just! do! what! she! wants!!

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 27, 2023 at 1:23 am | #

      all things considered at least she’s not corning charlie, physical grabbing would be drawing the line but i’m sure ppl would still be annoyed if someone waved their hand in their face like she did with charlie before

    • Clif
      Clif
      August 27, 2023 at 3:34 am | #

      The surface level is only a small part of the conversation. Carla is engaging in self-parody.

      The question is if Carla is intentionally engaging in self-parody.

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      August 27, 2023 at 9:48 am | #

      I’m buying some of that, thinking of Joyce’s shower shoes, and also the Ruth/Jennifer “get in there and do things to your girlfriend” episode.

    • Mturtle7
      Mturtle7
      August 27, 2023 at 6:38 pm | #

      I’m quite certain that this is iterally word for word what’s going through Booster’s head right now!

  7. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    August 27, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

    I don’t know but that’s nowhere close to it.

  8. Kyrik Michalowskk
    Kyrik Michalowskk
    August 27, 2023 at 12:07 am | #

    Careful Carla, your Vegeta is showing. Pride is nice and all, but don’t say something stupid because of it.

    Oh who the fuck am I kidding? Carla will willingly say something stupid and still have her pride.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      August 27, 2023 at 12:34 am | #

      *the urge gets stronger* 😏

    • ProtoMan
      ProtoMan
      August 27, 2023 at 12:37 am | #

      “You see Booster, you’re not dealing with the average rich kid…”

      • Kyrik Michalowskk
        Kyrik Michalowskk
        August 27, 2023 at 1:15 am | #

        +1
        I’m actually rewatching all of it right now, I’m at episode 25, watching Nail play one final prank on Piccolo.

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 27, 2023 at 1:37 am | #

      Carla: You’re either perfect or you’re not me

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      August 27, 2023 at 7:05 pm | #

      We’re all watching the commentaries, right?

  9. Dante
    Dante
    August 27, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

    Carla, Booster was ready to lend you a hand for the low low price of some teasing.

    It’s gone significantly up, methinks. COME ON GURL, like they didn’t get you read in .5 seconds on their first day :’D inappropriate party trick as it was and all.

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 27, 2023 at 2:23 am | #

      i’m sure booster will use their skills to work it out better than carla approaching charlie on her own again, even having a therapy of genuine vulnerability or so, tho it’d be a conflict of interest, then again it’d be good if they can determine if carla’s just egotistical versus “ok, ur legit toxic for my sister, stay away”

      • Dante
        Dante
        August 27, 2023 at 2:57 am | #

        The price going significantly up IS probably getting Carla to admit some stuff about herself before lending their help. You’ll be decent and capable of NON FACETIOUS VULNERABILITY AND OTHER LONG WORDS before they wingmate for you, or so help them!

        • StClair
          StClair
          August 27, 2023 at 9:07 pm | #

          *squirms* noooo, anything but that!

  10. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    August 27, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

    Well… at least she’s straightforward. An admittedly admirable quality to someone like me who has trouble reading subtlety, hee hee 😄

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 27, 2023 at 2:08 am | #

      isn’t technically approaching her sibling less straightforward if she’s already directly said ‘pay attention to me’ to charlie’s face? even tho it’s a bit delayed tho, i suppose booster being in the room to help facilitate a relationship would be nice

    • Bogeywoman
      Bogeywoman
      August 27, 2023 at 2:16 am | #

      100% why I ship it

      • Angel
        Angel
        August 27, 2023 at 2:34 am | #

        i’d think her and malaya might make an ok couple, marcie aside. unless they do a polycule like that other side/minor charas

        • Bogeywoman
          Bogeywoman
          August 27, 2023 at 3:00 am | #

          I think Marcie and Carla are too alike on their own. They need people who are more grounding, but as a cule it would work.

  11. AbacusWizard
    AbacusWizard
    August 27, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

    I am *impressed* by the sheer number of quotation marks Carla can enunciate.

    • Dante
      Dante
      August 27, 2023 at 12:12 am | #

      I can only imagine it as a “LI~I~I~IKE~” with a severe eyeroll

      • Quirdry Tawks
        Quirdry Tawks
        August 27, 2023 at 2:43 am | #

        Preceded by a gigantic inhale.

  12. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    August 27, 2023 at 12:16 am | #

    Dumbing of Age Book 14: Just Tell Me What Level of Sympathy I Need To Meet For You To Do What I Want

    • Micki
      Micki
      August 27, 2023 at 12:05 pm | #

      Came to the comments section seeing if anyone posted this first haha

  13. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    August 27, 2023 at 12:16 am | #

    I’m going to go out on a limb and say this is NOT the first time someone’s possibly crushed on an oblivious Charlie and gone to Booster about it.

    • Dante
      Dante
      August 27, 2023 at 12:21 am | #

      Charlie’s got that Soft Butch charm. Your limb is pretty safe, I’d say – she certainly would’ve wrecked half my uni friends, unwittingly. Just by existing.

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 27, 2023 at 1:27 am | #

      would carla be caring/crushing if she wasn’t ignored tho? i mean she’s asexual from what ppl have said, i know some ace ppl do date others but idk what she expects from the other person in an actual relationship, other than worshipping the ground she walks on (tho in a partner hopefully that’d be a little much)

      • DrunkenNordmann
        DrunkenNordmann
        August 27, 2023 at 2:05 am | #

        I mean, asexual isn’t the same as aromantic. You can be asexual and still be romantically interested in somebody.

        Heck, Carla’s Walkyverse version was in a relationship with Malaya.

        • Angel
          Angel
          August 27, 2023 at 2:15 am | #

          yeah she was a robot in that and still did kinda sexual things with malaya but i usually don’t expect them to make the first move versus carla being more demi leaning and considering a relationship after bonding closer with charlie as opposed to “she ignores me so i have to get her attention”, charlie’s ‘obliviousness’ might make it seem a bit ‘endearing’ but this same kinda behavior but if she was actively ignoring her this kinda behavior would be borderline harassment imo

      • Dante
        Dante
        August 27, 2023 at 2:22 am | #

        Setting aside that us ace people can be in any part of the romantic-aromantic spectrum, and anywhere from sex repulsed to demi/gray-ace (and/or kinky like we were talking yesterday)…

        I wonder if Carla herself knows. I wonder if some of this posturing is self-sabotage. Can’t fail at relationships if you’re too cool for mostly everyone, and those who aren’t are cleaaarly unattainable anyway, so how’s them grapes.

        • StClair
          StClair
          August 27, 2023 at 9:18 pm | #

          sour, of course, just like you knew they would be.

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 27, 2023 at 2:12 am | #

      growing pains aside, it’s nice charlie feels comfortable to zone out in public w/o booster necessarily fussing over her, i can’t imagine not being hyper-aware because even someone only has a slight delay versus charlie’s timing, someone like charlie probably would’ve been pickpocketed/targeted depending on the neighborhood they lived in

  14. Chaucer59
    Chaucer59
    August 27, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

    Now that I see it, I can’t unsee it:

    Charlie would probably be perfect for Carla. Her over-the-top narcissism is a solid marker for HER neurodivergence.

    Also, Carla is mistaken. My ex-wife is the Center of the Universe—COU for short.

    • Nono
      Nono
      August 27, 2023 at 12:25 am | #

      But why would Carla be perfect for Charlie?

      If there’s not an equivalent answer, then Booster doesn’t have a reason to introduce them.

      • Dante
        Dante
        August 27, 2023 at 12:40 am | #

        If Carla opened up her world somehow, then yeah, at least narratively. But so far what we know of Charlie is:

        – Smart and scatterbrained in a way that screams Neurodivergence
        – Likes gaming
        – Same upbringing as Booster (queer in a small town)

        The thing is. For all her engineering brilliance, and boisterous personality… Carla is a pretty lonely person. Like, she does roller derby but apart from this… Everything else she does seems to underline it. I’m not sure hers is actual confidence, or an armor with a solid amount of spite mixed in.

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          August 27, 2023 at 12:48 am | #

          Imagine if Charlie actually became Carla’s Dina 🤩🥤🍿

          • Dante
            Dante
            August 27, 2023 at 2:51 am | #

            I am intrigued and delighted now :33c If you wanna go on I wanna listen

            • NGPZ
              NGPZ
              August 27, 2023 at 7:50 am | #

              I mean I already said what I needed/wanted to?

              I mean i guess I could, but I literally got no sleep tonight, and i think I’m due for a hangover.

              Regardless, I hope Carla shares fascination with Charlie’s special interests. To quote Dina (on Willis’s Tumblr), “sex is great, but it’s not nearly as great as info-dumping about your special interests and having someone actually listen”.

        • Angel
          Angel
          August 27, 2023 at 1:42 am | #

          Not a dig, but is she smart tho? I mean, i wouldn’t think she’s necessarily bad/struggling with any schoolwork to a point that booster would’ve brought it up but other than ‘knowledgably about seahorses’ for one panel, i haven’t noticed anything that’d be educationally ambitious as dorothy or emotionally intelligent/connecting with anyone yet

          • Dante
            Dante
            August 27, 2023 at 2:37 am | #

            I admit it’s vibes and what we’ve seen of Booster (who feels some flavor of autistic too.) We’ve seen Charlie truly zoning out, and yet Booster isn’t fussing over her as much as it feels they would if she couldn’t handle herself, or was struggling. And I swear it’s not projecting, insufficient data and all, but when I was unmedicated and that inattentive (charming AU/DHD enby that I am) I did not last until my second semester.

            “Knowledgeable about seahorses” sounds like affectionate teasing for someone into their current hyperfixation, not like they’re somehow looking down on her. I like the odds :33

        • miz
          miz
          August 27, 2023 at 2:29 am | #

          sorry, hold on, do we have any reason to think she’s queer? aside from this being dumbing of age in general, i mean. i don’t recall any comments along those lines?

          • Dante
            Dante
            August 27, 2023 at 2:44 am | #

            Baby butch uniform, character design wise – Like when Becky cut her hair except less loud. But since it’s not confirmed in panel, I can stop ^^;;

            What can be said instead is that it’s likely Charlie has no objection with Booster being queer?

            • miz
              miz
              August 27, 2023 at 2:59 am | #

              ah, okay. no, i guess i can see it, i just don’t personally see a button up and short hair to be *quite* enough to give me The Vibes. then again, i lived through the times when flannel shirts and pixie cuts became super trendy and was constantly surrounded by false gaydar pings, pffft

              • Dante
                Dante
                August 27, 2023 at 3:06 am | #

                Dark times indeed, we were like “can’t believe they gentrified The Uniform”. What was that, like… 2014?

                • miz
                  miz
                  August 27, 2023 at 3:21 am | #

                  early 2010s for sure. i remember i was starting college at the time, young and gay and ready to mingle- so you can imagine how i suffered! XD

      • Bogeywoman
        Bogeywoman
        August 27, 2023 at 1:03 am | #

        As a Charlie-type also named Charlie, Carla types suit well for me as both friends and partners. Straight-forward/says exactly what they think/blatantly asks for what they need= no need for guessing and wheedling meaning out of what they say. The outgoingness also draws me out of my cocoon in a good way. It does require firm boundaries sometimes, but that is simpler for me than it seems for others (simple not necessarily easy).

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          August 27, 2023 at 1:05 am | #

          Yeah!!!! Also: re:Charlie being your name, that’s awesome!!! 😄

          • Bogeywoman
            Bogeywoman
            August 27, 2023 at 2:09 am | #

            To offer a funny anecdote, I have been playing softball with my mum at the same club for five years. Apparently there’s been a lot of drama that caused a bunch of people to quit. It wasn’t until mum mentioned it on the last day of games last year that I knew this and when I said I hadn’t noticed anything her response was along the lines of:

            “Yes, but you’re… oblivious. You play because you like the game and you aren’t aware of anything like politics or conflict. The only people you talk to are me or kids and nothing phases you because you’re you and that’s… great, but you are completely unaware of human beings.”

            • StClair
              StClair
              August 27, 2023 at 2:35 am | #

              This has happened to me more than once.
              Roughly half the time I end up standing in the wreckage, mightily confused by what just happened, the build up to which I had completely missed; the other half, I get made aware of/dragged into the middle of something I am in no way prepared to deal with.

              • Bogeywoman
                Bogeywoman
                August 27, 2023 at 3:23 am | #

                I am very familiar with that. Most of my friends and family are ND in ways that don’t always mesh, so there’s always something happening that I am pleasantly unaware of. My sister is my opposite and also my closest friend so we are constantly amazed at each other’s involvement (and lack of) in interpersonal chaos. I don’t know where she finds the energy for it.

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 27, 2023 at 1:56 am | #

      i assume charlie hasn’t had much experience dating wise, it’d be hard to imagine them being affectionate unless it was like a slow burn relationship/dating

      i’d think carla as a ‘first girlfriend’ for anyone would be a bit intense as opposed to them both dating someone else, learning from the experience, breaking up and trying it with each other next.

      Would be interesting if it was something like “Ruttech products are ok, but i prefer __ (rival company’s/brand’s) devices”

  15. quark
    quark
    August 27, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

    i think this is the best scene in the entire comic actually

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      August 27, 2023 at 12:28 am | #

      Carla has a lot of those

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      August 27, 2023 at 12:41 am | #

      Well, we’re just finally getting to the plot. Everything else has been prologue. Now we’re ready for the main story. About Carla.

      • ktbear
        ktbear
        August 27, 2023 at 2:06 am | #

        How can you even imply this entire comic strip hasnt been about Carla??

        • Yumi
          Yumi
          August 27, 2023 at 7:38 am | #

          These OTHER PEOPLE keep showing up and GETTING IN THE WAY.

  16. Samniel
    Samniel
    August 27, 2023 at 12:40 am | #

    You know what? NOW I ship it

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 27, 2023 at 2:03 am | #

      hopefully they’d be friends first. then again it might make for an interesting dynamic if they go on a date and don’t feel any ‘romantic’ chemistry but still like “i don’t mind hanging out more” and becoming friends that way

      be nice if lucy could spend more time with her too, i think they’d be genuine friends

      tho a double date with becky and dina would be cute too

      • Bogeywoman
        Bogeywoman
        August 27, 2023 at 2:15 am | #

        I could go for them starting to hang out (eg Carla smacking a roller derby flyer in Charlie’s face “BE THERE. OBSERVE MY FABULOUSNESS”), a comment from booster (“Sooo, how was your daaaate?”) and Charlie asking Carla if they’re dating, Carla pulling a “I knew it, you think I’m awesome, I can’t take this awesomeness off the free-market”, Charlie: “we’re not? Okie Dokie.” Carla: “NO WAIT”.

        • Samniel
          Samniel
          August 27, 2023 at 3:54 am | #

          Carla accidentally stumbling herself into a relationship because how DARE she not be the center of the universe is both hilarious and completely on brand.

  17. Taffy
    Taffy
    August 27, 2023 at 12:41 am | #

    Quick, someone post an exhausting manifesto about how Carla’s worse than Ross.

    • Bruno
      Bruno
      August 27, 2023 at 1:12 am | #

      I like Ross even more than Carla.

      • Bogeywoman
        Bogeywoman
        August 27, 2023 at 1:54 am | #

        For a second I thought I posted this but the only way I would ever use the words “I like Ross” in consecutive order is if I had been possessed by a demon during a drug-induced seizure.

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          August 27, 2023 at 7:43 am | #

          no no no, the demon is what goes into the body in *response* in an attempt to kick Ross out

      • ktbear
        ktbear
        August 27, 2023 at 2:08 am | #

        Because Ross is dead?

      • Dante
        Dante
        August 27, 2023 at 2:47 am | #

        There’s evil in this world, and people who’re monsters enough to like Friends’ Worst Character

      • Bruno
        Bruno
        August 27, 2023 at 3:18 am | #

        GELLAR

        • Bruno
          Bruno
          August 27, 2023 at 3:19 am | #

          I don’t know why I thought we were talking about Ross Gellar. I don’t like Ross McIntyre.

          • Yumi
            Yumi
            August 27, 2023 at 7:43 am | #

            I don’t like Ross from Friends either, but he does get *some* hate that’s undeserved. Like I’ve seen him get blamed for popularizing the term “friendzone,” when in fact Joey was the one who brought up the concept in that episode. Maybe the lack of continuity from the show spread to infect some fans’ brains.

          • Bryy
            Bryy
            August 28, 2023 at 11:57 am | #

            You 100% knew what you were doing.

  18. Bo
    Bo
    August 27, 2023 at 12:48 am | #

    And I don̶’t̶ want the world to see me
    Because I don’t t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ t̶h̶a̶t̶ care if they’d understand
    When everything’s made to be broken
    I just want you to know who I am

    • Schpoonman
      Schpoonman
      August 27, 2023 at 7:07 pm | #

      *furious headbanging*

  19. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    August 27, 2023 at 12:51 am | #

    “I don’t like her, I just wanna be on her mind. Stay there all the time. She can call my name. Daa daa daa d-d-daa”

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      August 27, 2023 at 10:38 am | #

      Carla can’t stand it when she doesn’t have sufficient mindshare.

  20. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    August 27, 2023 at 12:52 am | #

    Yeesh, Carla, go back to cartoonish charming narcissism, please

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 27, 2023 at 1:36 am | #

      maybe getting to know charlie better will help her be an adult/get over it lol

      or she’d double down on it or like “oh this person does acknowledge me, they just have a slow/delayed reaction to everything so it’s not personal and i AM still amazing/perfect” etc

  21. Bogeywoman
    Bogeywoman
    August 27, 2023 at 12:55 am | #

    Carla is me as a child. Booster is me as a teen. Charlie is me as an adult. My entire history is laid out in this comic.

  22. SDRainbow
    SDRainbow
    August 27, 2023 at 1:04 am | #

    Is she saying what she actually means, and is thus remarkably pathetic?

    Or is she masking what she actually wants with a facade of…appallingly bad choices, and is thus pitiable but sympathetic?

    Or is she masking SO well that she’s actually convinced herself and so she, at least on a surface level, is saying what she actually means, and is thus pathetic because actions have consequences, but also she is sympathetic because she has deluded herself with her imagined grandeur?

    I don’t like Carla, I will never like Carla, but she keeps me guessing. I’ll give her that.

    • Bogeywoman
      Bogeywoman
      August 27, 2023 at 1:31 am | #

      My money is on Carla masking anxiety/rejection sensitivity for so long with this persona that she’s convinced herself and is being reactive here because Booster is not easily distracted by the heavily built up smokescreen she’s created over the years. She committed so much to this distraction that it’s the only identity she has and it needs to be totally destroyed before she can become a functioning adult capable of genuine relationships ala Erik Erikson and James Marcia’s theories of psychosocial development. (Those theories are genuinely cool to read.

      • Angel
        Angel
        August 27, 2023 at 1:53 am | #

        @bogey: at least she’s not seeking validation from ppl who actively hate her that’d be a form of like, emotional self-harm lol even if it doesn’t put her in physical danger. she was willing to tolerate/interact with mary but she did eventually retaliate/for the most part i think they stay out of each otehrs way now

        • Bogeywoman
          Bogeywoman
          August 27, 2023 at 2:28 am | #

          I genuinely can’t imagine Carla seeking validation from anyone. Her accepting that she even cares what one person thinks of her is already too much to process (for her- I wanna see this). She grew up trans in the public eye, caring what other people think of her is threat enough

          • Angel
            Angel
            August 27, 2023 at 6:46 pm | #

            it is a bit weird she seems a bit desperate because this can’t be the first time someone’s ignored carla. (DBZA voice: I *wish* we could ignore you) or eventually gave in like “ok we know you exist, please leave us alone” or maybe they started talking about stuff that was boring to carla to where she’d move on

            but if anything charlie’s just oblivious or just hasn’t been alone with her long enough to reply considering carla ‘gave up’ and left that other time before class

            Maybe she hasn’t spent time with her parents in a while from what we’ve seen/heard they’re pretty supportive to where i’ wouldn’t think that they’d be intentionally neglectful like “Unlike everyone else, i actually /like/ my parents” but they might not have had enough time to spend together with their business/company

    • Angel
      Angel
      August 27, 2023 at 1:33 am | #

      i think if she was just putting up a front she wouldn’t have bothered to approach booster as opposed to just surrounding herself by ppl who like/tolerate her but maybe she does somewhat wanna be friends with charlie, tho i wonder if they actually have anything in common or if she’d just end up thinking she’s dull even if they have a regular paced convo

    • Bash
      Bash
      August 27, 2023 at 2:17 am | #

      The third one I think. She has a crush on Charlie but to admit that would make her vulnerable. She’s built up so many walls against vulnerability that she can’t even admit it to herself.

      • Angel
        Angel
        August 27, 2023 at 2:33 am | #

        how much time has passed from their initial meeting? idk if being ignored would kickstart things but other than secretly observing her in a nonstalker-y way idk how quick she’s crushed on other girls she’s found cute since she wasn’t aware of charlie’s name before despite “girls having boy names are cute/hot”

        even if most of it is putting up a front it’d be good if she could hold that back and get over herself long enough to actually be able to connect with her instead of expecting charlie to instantly like her, even tho she did talk with malaya sometimes i don’t think she ever expected malaya to boost her ego

        • SDRainbow
          SDRainbow
          August 27, 2023 at 6:59 am | #

          mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn I think the “they ignored me, I must have them” behavior bugs me more than carla out right saying “i’m the center of the universe”. At least the latter I can write off as hyperbole, probably, maybe.

          • Angel
            Angel
            August 27, 2023 at 6:48 pm | #

            well, in tropes/fiction, enemies/rivals to lovers is pretty popular tho in this case it’s a bit more one-sided

            someone like jen acting a bit more confrontational might have a bit more romantic tension/chemistry underlying tho it was a disaster with her and ruth.

            probably wouldn’t be very good resolution/frustrating for readers if carla got bored and ‘moved on’ but hopefully they can be decent friends and she’d mellow carla out even if they don’t have some kinda queerplatonic relationship

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          August 27, 2023 at 3:07 pm | #

          Crushes can start rather suddenly, from an unexpected comment or action. I think she’s interested in Charlie because she is ignoring her. There are people who flatter her, and she might like them, but she hasn’t shown an interest in them.

          • Mark
            Mark
            August 27, 2023 at 5:59 pm | #

            Ironically, Charlie is not ignoring Carla; it just takes longer to get Charlie’s attention than Carla has been willing to give.

  23. James
    James
    August 27, 2023 at 2:17 am | #

    As much as this is definitely a front, if only partially, I wish I had the self-confidence for this type of blustering.

    Be better if I could do it believably, but I’d settle for obviously fake as a starting point.

    • Bash
      Bash
      August 27, 2023 at 2:20 am | #

      The trick is to not care if the other person believes it. Booster clearly doesn’t.

  24. Too Old To Be Cool
    Too Old To Be Cool
    August 27, 2023 at 2:19 am | #

    The Ego That Walks.

    Like Gaston.

    • StClair
      StClair
      August 27, 2023 at 2:37 am | #

      and talks like Gaston?

      • Taffy
        Taffy
        August 27, 2023 at 2:40 am | #

        And acts like Gaston, and just might be the next best thing but not quite Gaston.

      • Mark
        Mark
        August 27, 2023 at 8:15 am | #

        and makes everyone ’round him think “lawks!” like Gaston?

        • Ntrovert
          Ntrovert
          August 27, 2023 at 2:39 pm | #

          I’m especially good at being deprecating…

          Oooh, ten burns for Carla!

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      August 27, 2023 at 2:51 pm | #

      Gaston can eat like 5 dozen egos.

  25. Quirdry Tawks
    Quirdry Tawks
    August 27, 2023 at 2:21 am | #

    I so totally called this one…

    • Clif
      Clif
      August 27, 2023 at 3:41 am | #

      But what did you call it?

      • Quirdry Tawks
        Quirdry Tawks
        August 28, 2023 at 2:38 am | #

        At first, I called it “Shirley”.

  26. Rabisch
    Rabisch
    August 27, 2023 at 3:59 am | #

    Oh Carla. Denial is the first sign ♡. At always, Booster understood everything, probably even that’s better for Charlie to stay far away from Carla.

  27. AGV
    AGV
    August 27, 2023 at 4:15 am | #

    Everyone and everything shall bow to the true master of the universe

  28. Pylgrim
    Pylgrim
    August 27, 2023 at 4:57 am | #

    Carla: “I exist so the most hated non-villainous character is not Becky.”

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      August 27, 2023 at 6:44 am | #

      “I am the typhoon of your vacation, I am the fish smell in your life, the lego in your shoe and the furniture leg you smash your toe into!”

      • LiamKav
        LiamKav
        August 27, 2023 at 8:11 am | #

        Carla is Darling Duck?

        • Da Boy
          Da Boy
          August 27, 2023 at 8:34 am | #

          Sadly I have no idea who or what that is XD I got that line from a Jokey news youtube channel.

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            August 27, 2023 at 11:36 am | #

            Darkwing Duck was one of the shows in the early 90s Disney Afternoon programming block.

            • Da Boy
              Da Boy
              August 27, 2023 at 11:42 am | #

              Ah Darkwing Duck, yeah of that I know, I thought Darling Duck was something entirely different.

    • Wraithy2773
      Wraithy2773
      August 27, 2023 at 1:34 pm | #

      I thought that’s why Mary exists.

      • Da Boy
        Da Boy
        August 27, 2023 at 1:46 pm | #

        Isn’t she villainous though?

        • Schpoonman
          Schpoonman
          August 27, 2023 at 7:09 pm | #

          Mary is cleanly a villain.

        • Wraithy2773
          Wraithy2773
          August 27, 2023 at 9:11 pm | #

          Ah, missed non-villainous!

  29. Emperor Norton II
    Emperor Norton II
    August 27, 2023 at 7:03 am | #

    I feel like Willis has been stalking me at work and taken my behaviour as inspiration for Carla.

  30. Suet
    Suet
    August 27, 2023 at 7:31 am | #

    Sure, Carla’s not blushing upon Booster’s insinuations, but one look at this says quite a lot.

    Anyway, it’s a wash. Someone help me dig out Copernicus.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      August 27, 2023 at 7:46 am | #

      Unicorn Warriors Eternal Copernicus? Or did you have another one in mind?

  31. Da Boy
    Da Boy
    August 27, 2023 at 7:40 am | #

    Carla, you are Rich and Obnoxious, the levels of sympathy required for you are pretty damn high.

  32. Felian
    Felian
    August 27, 2023 at 8:45 am | #

    I’m also wondering, *why* is she so obnoxious?
    Is it flat character design as a punchline or as a caricature on a rich girl who always got what she wanted, or is there more depth to it?
    I’ve only seen depth so far in Carla in the scene where she experienced anti-trans violence from Mary and she tells Ruth “i’m everybody’s acceptable loss”.
    I mean, i’m really glad to see a trans character who isn’t miserable and struggling with at lack of self-confidence, but is she really that aloof or is that a defense mechanism because she’s hurting inside? Do we get to see behind Carla’s defensive high-functioning? I’d love to see another side of her that’s not obnoxious!

    • C.T. Phipps
      C.T. Phipps
      August 27, 2023 at 10:18 am | #

      I think that Carla’s self-confidence and body positivity is real. However, she’s genuinely confused and upset when she’s not the center of attention because growing up the celebrity child of billionaires entitles her to believe that is her natural place. The fact most characters really don’t care about her status really throws her.

      Especially since normally people like Raidah would be kissing up to her.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        August 27, 2023 at 11:05 am | #

        It never fails to amaze me how obvious Willis can make character’s defense mechanisms and people who’ve been reading the comic for years will just accept them at face value.

    • Bash
      Bash
      August 27, 2023 at 12:41 pm | #

      We might get to see that if she gets the introduction she wants!

    • Mturtle7
      Mturtle7
      August 27, 2023 at 7:00 pm | #

      As I recall, we’ve also gotten some hints over the years that Carla’s trans-ness put her at the center of some sort of big legal drama that Jacob’s older brother helped her family out with. Something she very notably does not brag about at all, and which makes her really awkward when it’s brought up. If that was ever fleshed out in some way, it could probably add a lot of depth to her character.

      Also, from a more meta-textual perspective, I think I should probably mention that her character makes a lot more sense (sort of) when she’s a human-hating, endlessly sarcastic, robot car, as she is in the Walkyverse. There, a lot of her spite stems from being a robot among humans, and specifically a robot designed to resemble a common tool among humans – and, of course, it’s funny. Also, she was sorta first designed by Willis when they were in elementary school, so a lot of her character depth is sort of…shall we say, retroactive? Not that that detracts from her awesomeness, but it might help explain why certain parts of her seem a bit arbitrary at times.

  33. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    August 27, 2023 at 9:13 am | #

    Have you offered to re-engineer Booster’s mini shower stilts?

    • milu
      milu
      August 27, 2023 at 11:25 am | #

      Carla is great and i am a bug!

  34. wakeangel2001
    wakeangel2001
    August 27, 2023 at 11:08 am | #

    someone’s suffering a terminal case of middle schooler syndrome…

  35. bcb
    bcb
    August 27, 2023 at 12:06 pm | #

    I’m sorry Carla but Joyce is the center of the universe.

    • RowenMorland
      RowenMorland
      August 27, 2023 at 2:37 pm | #

      I think her father should have come to a reality where she was the center of the universe.

    • milu
      milu
      August 27, 2023 at 2:38 pm | #

      The one with the jugs? That can’t be right.

  36. John
    John
    August 27, 2023 at 12:07 pm | #

    Ugg, Booster, please, I am begging you, be a good sibling and DO NOT inflict Carla on your sister.

    • Mturtle7
      Mturtle7
      August 27, 2023 at 7:04 pm | #

      Look, the way I see it, Carla’s going to be inflicted on Charlie no matter what. Girl seems pretty determined at this point, after all. The only question is whether Booster is going to try and CONTROL the incoming sh*tstorm, and thus take partial responsibility for it. …Which is by no means guaranteed, but personally I’m hoping they’ll go for it.

  37. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    August 27, 2023 at 3:12 pm | #

    Just remembered my ‘Carla is faceblind’ hypothesis, and the “I can’t be bothered remember anyone else’s name” is a cover for that. So still a defense mechanism, just not entirely for negative reactions to her queerness.

    • Mturtle7
      Mturtle7
      August 27, 2023 at 7:06 pm | #

      That…would make a lot of sense, actually. Headcanon accepted! Thank you!

  38. Barf Ninjason
    Barf Ninjason
    August 27, 2023 at 5:53 pm | #

    There needs to be more farting in Carla’s face – Walky, I’m looking at you

  39. Steelbright
    Steelbright
    August 27, 2023 at 9:05 pm | #

    Can we just stop to appreciate the three sets of quotation marks. Six whole quotes. TWELVE APOSTROPHES. For most people it would be extra, but it pretty much fits here XD

    • StClair
      StClair
      August 27, 2023 at 9:33 pm | #

      that’s because Carla Is Extra, almost always.

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