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by David M Willis on September 12, 2023 at 12:01 am
  • 01 – Everybody's Looking for Nothing
└ Tags: dina, walky

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    September 12, 2023 at 12:01 am | #

    like, what do you expect when you want to bum someone else’s stuff, accept the terms or don’t

    Walky just mad his ass wrote a check his chips couldn’t cash

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 12, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

      I don’t think Walky is actually mad about the nachitos; if he really wanted some he would walk over and grab a handful before Amber eats them all. I think being mad about losing the nachitos is him “being on brand,” and he is not actually upset.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        September 12, 2023 at 12:18 am | #

        I think he’s just focused on Amber. He came here specifically to game and instead of that he’s asking about what she’s doing, looking at her, while the game he wanted so much for his brand is in his hands. Kind of starting to think he just wanted to hangout with Amber. Even getting upset about something as arbitrary as nachitos is just an excuse to engage with her. As many mentioned at the start he had other options to seek for gaming.

        • Otl1973
          Otl1973
          September 12, 2023 at 12:48 am | #

          I question that, since he was explicitly planning to leave with the Switch, and is only still there because Amber wouldn’t let him.

          • Sirksome
            Sirksome
            September 12, 2023 at 1:06 am | #

            That feels a little naive to me. Maybe that’s what he wanted but I find it hard to believe he truly expected that he could walk away with an expensive piece of hardware. Plus he had other options, like Sal if he really wanted someone to loan him a console.

            • Otl1973
              Otl1973
              September 12, 2023 at 1:21 am | #

              You’re reading things into the strip that aren’t there. In the Sept 1 strip, Walky said he wanted to borrow Amber’s because it was a “real Nintendo” – Sal just has a GameBoy. And on Sept 2 he promises to bring it back, and is clearly not thrilled that she won’t let him take it. The “walk away with an expensive piece of hardware” argument is silly – it’s not like he and Amber are strangers.

              • Sirksome
                Sirksome
                September 12, 2023 at 1:46 am | #

                For one. This is all silly. Like dude is just slightly pressed about not gaming on the weekend. And if that argument isn’t valid why didn’t Amber let him leave with it?

                Two. I don’t think I’m reading more into this than Walky is giving. He has agency, this isn’t a series of uncontrolled outcomes. He chose to come see Amber first. He chose to offer up his nachitos, and he’s chosen to get upset about her eating them.

                I’m trying to give Walky credit actually because I don’t think he’d really be that upset a friend ate his chips, I think he just actually wants to see Amber and talk to her because up until fake girlfriend date their relationship was pretty cold, until she revealed she still likes him. I think that made him very happy and he actually wants to hang with her as friends because they have a lot in common. Cause ultimately he could just take his chips and leave.

                Three. If I were reading too much into this I’d say he’s here because he knows he’s not into Lucy as much as he thinks he should be and pretending to care about his arbitrary gaming brand is just a convenient distraction from problems he doesn’t want to deal with. Which is his real brand because he said almost that exact thing and has done that several times, and he wants to fuck Amber.

                TLDR: You don’t have to read all that. You’re probably right and I’m reading too much into it. Sorry.

          • Bash
            Bash
            September 12, 2023 at 1:57 am | #

            I think he was originally just interested in the Switch, but now that he’s in Amber’s room he seems interested in her as well.

            • Nicoleandmaggie
              Nicoleandmaggie
              September 12, 2023 at 7:53 am | #

              Is this leading to Lucy or Dorothy walking in on them wrestling for chips? Though I’d personally be afraid of getting hurt. Amber’s got good reflexes.

              • Yeet
                Yeet
                September 12, 2023 at 9:56 am | #

                if walky was gonna try to wrestle amber for chips he’d be bound and gagged pretty fast and there’d be a whole new level of awkward upon the walking in on

                • nicoleandmaggie
                  nicoleandmaggie
                  September 12, 2023 at 2:12 pm | #

                  I mean, I wouldn’t be mad.

          • HueSatLight
            HueSatLight
            September 12, 2023 at 5:29 pm | #

            that’s what he said, that’s not what he planned or expected. he can’t both leave with the switch and stay and share the chips. He was inviting himself over to hang out with Amber, and came up with a contrived rationalization. That’s generally fine.

      • Pylgrim
        Pylgrim
        September 12, 2023 at 10:05 am | #

        I think he was super invested in his whole “videogames+nachitos” shtick and feeling dejected he can’t have the whole thing.

  2. NGPZ
    NGPZ
    September 12, 2023 at 12:01 am | #

    Amber will surely beat the record, what with the Empress of Evolution there to help her ENERGIZE!!! 🤩🦖🌈🪐☄️🌌🎮

    *plays “Pac Rainbow” on ROM hack*

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      September 12, 2023 at 12:10 am | #

      She’s a Nachi-ral.

      • Decidedly Orthogonal
        Decidedly Orthogonal
        September 12, 2023 at 9:19 am | #

        Congratulations! When is the bundle of joy due? 😉

  3. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    September 12, 2023 at 12:02 am | #

    Walky’s morning of playing video games on a dinosaur next to pantsless girls is less fulfilling than he expected.

    • Eyebrow
      Eyebrow
      September 12, 2023 at 3:51 am | #

      Any other straight dude would actually be smiling.

      • Liara
        Liara
        September 12, 2023 at 5:07 am | #

        Reason #123456789 why I’m glad not to be into dudes: Apparently they’re supposed to enjoy being in the vaguest of sexual settings with two women, one of them taken, whole they themselves are taken???

        • Azhrei Vep
          Azhrei Vep
          September 12, 2023 at 7:22 am | #

          One taken, the other his ex-..something. That didn’t achieve ex-itude on particularly pleasant terms. I’m mildly surprised she’s this cool with him at all.

      • HueSatLight
        HueSatLight
        September 12, 2023 at 3:33 pm | #

        only uncomfortable smiles count.

        • HueSatLight
          HueSatLight
          September 12, 2023 at 5:29 pm | #

          ^if

    • Rognik
      Rognik
      September 13, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

      I do wonder if he’s still wearing pants himself, or he’s liberated himself of that burden. When in Rome, after all…

  4. Sirksome
    Sirksome
    September 12, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    You knew the deal Walky. Don’t write a check your nachito empty stomach can’t cash!

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 12, 2023 at 1:31 am | #

      i’m sure his p arents will order him extra servings if they’re still on for dinner

  5. UrsulaDavina
    UrsulaDavina
    September 12, 2023 at 12:03 am | #

    I have had a no good very rotten terrible day well several no good very rotten days in a row. This cheered me up a little thanks.

    • Laura
      Laura
      September 12, 2023 at 12:25 am | #

      Here’s a cup of tea and a flower. 🍵🌱🌻

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      September 12, 2023 at 12:27 am | #

      🥺 Awe. Here, have a cookie 🍪

      • UrsulaDavina
        UrsulaDavina
        September 12, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

        Thank you!

  6. Grayfinity
    Grayfinity
    September 12, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    You could always get McNuggets later, my dude.

  7. Thag Simmons
    Thag Simmons
    September 12, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    You know you can buy more chips Walky

    • UrsulaDavina
      UrsulaDavina
      September 12, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

      It involves him leaving the switch behind and he has a brand to maintain.

      • Sirksome
        Sirksome
        September 12, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

        Also he kind of already did his due diligence. I can imagine him walking back from the grocery store or however the kids buy their food these days thinking “this weekend’s gonna rule!” If only he knew the series of events would lead to such a sacrifice maybe he’d make different life decisions, like sucking up to Sal and Danny instead.

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 12, 2023 at 1:32 am | #

      imagine them being a limited edition flavor that no longer got stocked

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 12, 2023 at 4:51 am | #

      What if that was a fresh bag, intended for a weekend of hardcore gaming?

      (Side note: what kind of animal eats nacho tortilla chips while playing on a borrowed console? You’re going to get oily flavor dust stuff all over it! That’s a surefire way to never be loaned things again. You have to think about the long game.)

      • StClair
        StClair
        September 12, 2023 at 6:52 pm | #

        not thinking about the long game is also part of his “brand”.

  8. RassilonTDavros
    RassilonTDavros
    September 12, 2023 at 12:05 am | #

    Dina’s last line here would make an excellent book title.

    • Thag Simmons
      Thag Simmons
      September 12, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

      “I am not invested in this information” is perhaps not the ideal title for a book, although admittedly I doubt anyone’s buying/reading Dumbing of Age compilation books without already being invested.

      • General Tekno
        General Tekno
        September 12, 2023 at 10:25 am | #

        It’s a hilarious title for the umpteenth volume in a series though for the irony factor.

  9. C.T. Phipps
    C.T. Phipps
    September 12, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    Walky, to you play, you pay.

    🙂

  10. Laura
    Laura
    September 12, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    I won’t be up long enough to wait the appropriate amount of time, but, should anyone be up for engaging in a question game, here’s the prompt:

    Q. : What is your special interest? Or, in the alternative, what is something that you really love learning about?

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 12, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

      My special interest is videogames; I want to make my own game one day, and I love learning new things about how games make things work within it’s own world.

      • Laura
        Laura
        September 12, 2023 at 12:09 am | #

        So cool! You’re a world builder!

        • Kyrik Michalowski
          Kyrik Michalowski
          September 12, 2023 at 12:13 am | #

          Thank you; if I ever finish my game I hope I can sell it on Steam. No idea if I’ll actually make a profit, but I want to do it anyway.

          • NGPZ
            NGPZ
            September 12, 2023 at 12:16 am | #

            Awe that’s so cool!!! now I wanna hear more about this game you wanna make, if you don’t mind sharing. 🙃

            • Kyrik Michalowski
              Kyrik Michalowski
              September 12, 2023 at 12:28 am | #

              I don’t mind, though all I have at the moment is a list of elements and elemental combos that I want to include in the game, and an outline of the story. I need to get a hold of my copy of rpgmaker, and start working on the code.

              • Laura
                Laura
                September 12, 2023 at 12:34 am | #

                Awesome, good luck! 🍀

    • Laura
      Laura
      September 12, 2023 at 12:08 am | #

      (See, the alt-text.)

      I LOVE maps. LOVE ’em! LOVE LOVE LOVE ’em!

      • milu
        milu
        September 12, 2023 at 6:53 pm | #

        Ooooh. Share some of your favorites?? 😙

        • Laura
          Laura
          September 12, 2023 at 8:22 pm | #

          Well, I love playing Worldle (worldle.teuteuf.fr) and its related games (Statele, Wheretaken, and Wheretaken USA), as well as Globle (globle-game.com). FreeRice has some in-depth geography games (play.freerice.com/categories) but they get a bit too fine-grained for me, sometimes. (Pun intended!)

          So basically, I just love creating virtual maps online. I also play obsessively with the electoral vote maps over at the FiveThirtyEight blog, 270towin.

          I used to paper my apartment walls with maps of all kinds. I still do, but the one I have by my bed — just showing all the countries of the world — is the one I love to look at while I am going to sleep. Naming all the countries and memorizing their shapes… it comforts me. Makes me happy.

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      September 12, 2023 at 12:14 am | #

      Eh I think this as good a time as any, no worries. 😊

      Special interest? I’ve got lots, perhaps the biggest one at the moment being video game creation and coding. I’ve also loved science throughout my entire life, primarily physics and related sciences, I am (or used to be) very much like Dina for physics. I was the kid who would inject space and physics knowledge and pokemon into my veins.

      Out of my special interests, my intense love of science right now feels, dormant? Or rather, not as strong as it used to be, I hope to regain my passion for it one day, and live like Dina with the thirst for science knowledge. 🥲

      • Laura
        Laura
        September 12, 2023 at 12:26 am | #

        One straw in the fire hose at a time, sometimes, pal! ;-D

        • NGPZ
          NGPZ
          September 12, 2023 at 12:28 am | #

          Pika pika? I do not know what that phrase means…

          • Laura
            Laura
            September 12, 2023 at 12:30 am | #

            It means that learning can be just as overwhelming as sticking a straw in a fire hose! If you try to drink from it too deeply, you could get washed away in it! So we stick only a few straws in at a time, and then we can drink deeply and safely and fill our bellies with knowledge.

            • NGPZ
              NGPZ
              September 12, 2023 at 12:40 am | #

              Yes, I concur. But like, the thing is, learning physics required no effort for me, and even provided energy precisely because it was a special interest. But not now, it seems, albeit the larger brain-worm that was a part of is still there, just dormant. It is my greatest hope to re-awaken my inner science love, my inner Dina, like that one day. 🥲

              *plays “Unforgetting” by Devin Church*

        • Laura
          Laura
          September 12, 2023 at 12:29 am | #

          …Probably you’ve already listened several times, but I always found the Feynman lectures on physics to be soothing bedtime reading.

          “All of life is a process of fermentation.”

    • DailyBrad
      DailyBrad
      September 12, 2023 at 12:27 am | #

      I’ve got a few, but I’m really into Gundam and insects/arachnids.

      Also, I weirdly know a LOT of Barbie lore I don’t actually remember learning. Like, her middle name is Millicent. Why do I know this? I am not actually sure?

      • Laura
        Laura
        September 12, 2023 at 12:32 am | #

        Oh. Wow, so cool! Arachnids are so fascinating. And lovely, too!

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      September 12, 2023 at 12:51 am | #

      I like figuring out new ways of doing things above the individual level. So I like looking at how to organize and interact with human beings in terms of relationships, religion, politics, etc. and trying to figure out new and better ways of doing stuff. So I look at stuff like polyamory, polytheism, psychogeography, dingpolitick, relationism, et. al. and try to find lessons that are broadly applicable. The next thing I’m planning to learn about is polypolitanism.

      • Laura
        Laura
        September 12, 2023 at 1:59 am | #

        Wow! So many cool new words for me to look up! Thank you! 😀

    • Hazel
      Hazel
      September 12, 2023 at 1:07 am | #

      I have a strange fascination with name etymology. I have other interests, but this is probably the weirdest one.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        September 12, 2023 at 1:37 am | #

        Ohhh my dad had a few books of baby names and etymologies in his office, and as a kid waiting around for him, I read those books cover-to-cover.

        To this day, it can be a nice unusual conversation-starter, like asking people about their names, or getting to tell a Michael that his name is a question.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        September 12, 2023 at 1:40 am | #

        Similarly I love coming up with character name gimmicks
        For example My skunk triplet characters are named
        Muffy
        Mac
        and Rori
        After the scientific name “Mephitis Macroura

        All my characters have some kinda gimmick.

        • Laura
          Laura
          September 12, 2023 at 2:05 am | #

          That is amazing!

      • Laura
        Laura
        September 12, 2023 at 2:08 am | #

        Ooh, yes! It’s especially fun to try to figure out where someone’s family is from based on their name. (For example, anyone whose name is full of ch, i, z, k, w, and j, is almost certainly of the Ibo tribe, and most likely migrated within the past 1-2 generations from Lagos, Nigeria.)

        • Laura
          Laura
          September 12, 2023 at 2:10 am | #

          Uh oh… is that racist? It’s just, I’ve never misidentified an Ibo, and most folks I meet are happy to hear their ancestral group named and recognized.

          • NGPZ
            NGPZ
            September 12, 2023 at 1:54 pm | #

            Well, it sometimes can be? Like a lot of folks are multiracial who’s ancestors come from all over, and also sometimes the guess can just be born of stereotypes?

            Like for instance, one of my professors had the surname Wong, which lots of people in the US assume is Chinese when she’s actually Indian.

            No worries tho, just letting you in on a bit of multicultural context.

            • Laura
              Laura
              September 12, 2023 at 3:55 pm | #

              Yeah, you’re right. I should be more careful. D’oh! (Philly is such a recent-immigrant city, seems like everyone has a story to tell about their family’s national origin, and an itch to tell it. But that doesn’t prove true everywhere.)

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 12, 2023 at 1:14 am | #

      o3o Sometimes I draw.
      Also I like learning about animals. Been a biology nerd since I was a kid.

      • Laura
        Laura
        September 12, 2023 at 2:04 am | #

        Rock on with that circle of life!

    • eskimolos
      eskimolos
      September 12, 2023 at 1:25 am | #

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      • Laura
        Laura
        September 12, 2023 at 2:03 am | #

        Mind. BLOWN. 🤯

      • eh, whatever
        eh, whatever
        September 12, 2023 at 4:36 am | #

        Plasmodium is a eukaryote, not an archaeon.

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          eskimolos
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      Leorale
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        Fantastic! I hope you can share the novel with us once it’s done… we’d love to buy it!

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        Religions here as well – though particularly the origins and development rather than theology or current practices.

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          Fascinating!

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      • JBento
        JBento
        September 12, 2023 at 5:18 am | #

        Stanley? Is that you?

      • Laura
        Laura
        September 12, 2023 at 7:52 am | #

        Impressive!

    • mrnoidea
      mrnoidea
      September 12, 2023 at 1:15 pm | #

      I have a special interest in mountains and topology. The fact there are these giant lumps of rock in the world large enough to change weather and ecosystems always seemed fascinating. Also finding obscure hiking trails to take pictures of less-often appreciated places.

      • Laura
        Laura
        September 12, 2023 at 3:52 pm | #

        What an awesome hobby!

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      September 12, 2023 at 7:32 pm | #

      I’m OLD, I have had and abandoned so many special interests in my life. I think the overwhelming arc is my special interest is knowledge for the sake of knowledge. Other than that it’s things that move, as in transportation. I like cars, bicycles, motorcycles, boats, sailboats, ships, airplanes, gliders, sailplanes, hang gliders, ultralights… And models of all of the above.

      Oh yeah, women. Can’t forget that.

      • Laura
        Laura
        September 12, 2023 at 8:25 pm | #

        Bicycles and gliders… what whirling freedom… just heaven. Just heaven.

  11. Kyrik Michalowski
    Kyrik Michalowski
    September 12, 2023 at 12:06 am | #

    Come on Walky, you knew the bag was lost to you as soon as Amber took it.

    Also, of course Amber would try to do something impossible, or almost impossible at least.

    • Mark
      Mark
      September 12, 2023 at 7:14 am | #

      Well: if it was easy, anyone could do it!

  12. temporalshrew
    temporalshrew
    September 12, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

    Ah yes, “Didn’t ask.” Dina-edition.

    • Angel
      Angel
      September 12, 2023 at 1:36 am | #

      well it’s good they can ‘parallel play’/casually chill in the same room without hovering over each other lol. or amber does various things that she doesn’t bother narrating out loud/compelled to tell dina about unless it’d directly affect her

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        September 12, 2023 at 11:27 pm | #

        Parallel play with Dina sounds like the best thing in the world. 🥰

  13. quark
    quark
    September 12, 2023 at 12:11 am | #

    start talking about yoshi, thatll get her attention

    • Daibhid C
      Daibhid C
      September 12, 2023 at 3:14 am | #

      “Yoshi is a male dinosaur who lays eggs, had a tongue like a chameleon and sometimes breathes fire.”

      Oh, that’ll get her attention all right…

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        September 12, 2023 at 4:56 pm | #

        Hey now, surely it’s possible that some dinosaurs were also intersex?

        Also wait ain’t the fire just from red-hot chili peppers? XD

  14. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    September 12, 2023 at 12:20 am | #

    Better than what her hand is normally in when she’s at her computer.

    • Kyrik Michalowski
      Kyrik Michalowski
      September 12, 2023 at 10:59 pm | #

      That isn’t a bad thing, unless she is doing it around Dina, and Dina is uncomfortable with it. If Dina isn’t there or doesn’t care, then she can go for it.

  15. Wraithy2773
    Wraithy2773
    September 12, 2023 at 12:28 am | #

    My understanding is that it’s actually not that trick in question is impossible for humans to do, but rather that its impossible for the NES hardware to do because it involves pressing left and right at the same time on an NES controller.

    Like, if you made a robot with absolute perfect control to try to do the trick on the original hardware, it couldn’t do it.

    It’s like trying to shoot the International Space Station from sea level using an M1911 pistol. It’s a failure of the equipment, not human ability, even if that human ability would be questionable.

    Of course, it’s absolutely very Amber to be so absorbed in her obsession about doing the impossible to gloss over that >_>.

    • HueSatLight
      HueSatLight
      September 12, 2023 at 12:48 am | #

      You’re just not believing in the pistol hard enough.

    • Da Boy
      Da Boy
      September 12, 2023 at 6:12 am | #

      The original NES did not allow for the diagonal jump I guess?

    • amyrlinn
      amyrlinn
      September 12, 2023 at 10:51 am | #

      since this is my particular “special interest”, i can elaborate: there are two “perfect times”, or TASes, in smb1, no L+R and L+R. the no L+R time is “humanly achievable”, since it doesn’t require you to press L and R at the same time, something not possible on an original NES controller. if you play on emulator, this is possible because keyboards just work that way, but the smb1 community has agreed to ban the trick from their runs for console fairness. the current smb1 record was just set within the last week, and has every single optimization possible except for a few small mistakes in 8-4, the final level. this means that the runner, niftski, was computer-perfect up to that point.

      now the L+R TAS time is (i believe) about two seconds faster than the no L+R time, which is massive for a game that’s less than five minutes long. this is *not* humanly achievable, because of above, so nobody is really competing to try and do it.

  16. Bin
    Bin
    September 12, 2023 at 12:30 am | #

    Walky: Truly decadent that woman **Finishes off the last of his 100 McNuggets**

  17. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    September 12, 2023 at 12:30 am | #

    I guess this is still a small price to pay for an awkward favor, even if Amber did her fair share to make it more awkward than it especially needed to be. Oh well, all’s well that ends well.

    Write the chips off as a total loss.

  18. Freezer
    Freezer
    September 12, 2023 at 12:35 am | #

    A day’s access to a Nintendo Switch costing a bag of Nachitos (plus exposure to pantsless women and lingering sex funk).

    A bargain at twice the price.

  19. Malcreos
    Malcreos
    September 12, 2023 at 12:45 am | #

    Fun fact, a new world record was achieved 5 days ago by Niftski. Very little room between the human speedrun and the TAS.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      September 12, 2023 at 12:48 am | #

      So little room, in fact, that we’ve identified the 22 specific remaining frames left to save. I believe they’re all in 8-4?

      Yeah, the game is THAT optimized.

      • NGPZ
        NGPZ
        September 12, 2023 at 12:52 am | #

        Amber gonna need to bring out her autistic ultra instinct for her run, it’ll be spectacular when she beats the record, YEEEEE!!! 🤩

    • Otl1973
      Otl1973
      September 12, 2023 at 1:00 am | #

      An amusing coincidence. For anyone interested, details are in an Ars Technica article .

      • Delivery McGee
        Delivery McGee
        September 12, 2023 at 3:54 am | #

        Also just recently, somebody shaved a fraction of a second off Sethbling’s record for SNES Super Mario World, which involves using three controllers and some tape to just straight-up rewrite the game’s code in memory on the fly to break it and glitch to the credits.

        I love that kind of stuff, as a person who was a child when those systems came out, and then 30 years later people that weren’t born yet when it was released figured out how to hack it in real time by doing extremely naughty and unexpected things with the game’s code as it was running.

    • DumbingOfAlice
      DumbingOfAlice
      September 12, 2023 at 4:13 pm | #

      was gonna make this comment but ya beat me to it! 😀 Amber’d better hurry up or if the next batch of time the comic comes back around to her & walky & dina’s misadventures, there’ll be no more player optimizations to make :’D

  20. Otl1973
    Otl1973
    September 12, 2023 at 1:04 am | #

    Oops – I messed up the tag somehow (it’s there but not visible). Trying again, just making it explicit:
    https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2023/09/record-breaking-super-mario-bros-speedrun-approaches-robotic-perfection/

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      September 12, 2023 at 5:54 am | #

      Yes, but can the robot do it with one hand shoveling Nachitos into its mouth?

  21. BBCC
    BBCC
    September 12, 2023 at 1:14 am | #

    She probably will, sorry dude.

  22. sdrainbow
    sdrainbow
    September 12, 2023 at 3:20 am | #

    ah yes, a straightforward villain, an excellent segue from the complicated grayscale of the previous setting

  23. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    September 12, 2023 at 4:46 am | #

    Your offering was tolerated

  24. Da Boy
    Da Boy
    September 12, 2023 at 6:06 am | #

    You made the trade mate, no taking it back.

  25. Hof1991
    Hof1991
    September 12, 2023 at 8:16 am | #

    This will not end well. In a room with pantless girls. A noticeable aroma of sexual activity. An upcoming wrestling match with one of them. Too many Chekhov items to not result in a disaster.

    Who’s going to walk in? Lucy? Mom and dad?

    • Taffy
      Taffy
      September 12, 2023 at 8:59 am | #

      Wrestling match? 🤨

  26. Sporky
    Sporky
    September 12, 2023 at 8:31 am | #

    Calling Walky complaining about someone else eating his chips an “information dump” is honestly pretty generous of Dina. It barely qualifies as information.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      September 12, 2023 at 10:03 am | #

      “Brain dump” then?

  27. poyo
    poyo
    September 12, 2023 at 12:05 pm | #

    i mean this is really your fault walky for not bringing TWO bags of nachitos. like c’mon dude. manners

  28. HueSatLight
    HueSatLight
    September 12, 2023 at 3:39 pm | #

    Arnold wouldn’t be eating his nachitos. nachitos kind of suck, and Arnold already has a can of Thringles.

  29. Laura
    Laura
    September 12, 2023 at 8:29 pm | #

    Just in case anyone else is, like me, dealing with work anxiety right now, I’m’a play some rainy cool jazz on the hacked bakery cafe PA system.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJuSStkIZBg

    (Today was a two-chocolate-croissant day…)

    • NGPZ
      NGPZ
      September 12, 2023 at 8:45 pm | #

      As someone who’s been to many California universities, AH this takes me back! 🥰

      Thank you, really nice to encounter something to bring back the “back to school” feeling I’ve been longing for somehow?

      As a disabled person hit really hard by the pandemic and it’s aftermath, it’s possible that for what may be over a decade for all I know, that the only way for me to experience a University setting is as a memory. 😔🥲

      • Laura
        Laura
        September 12, 2023 at 9:44 pm | #

        Do you feel comfortable just going to a University library, finding a quiet nook, and hanging out to read or work? Or grabbing an isolated quiet table outside a coffee shop?

        Or, maybe, taking a class online? Or just auditing a class online, like a MOOC?

        Just an idea… I know it’s not for everyone.

        (( <3 ))

        • Laura
          Laura
          September 12, 2023 at 9:46 pm | #

          Sometimes, just hanging out in the sunshine on a quad or an open field that’s university adjacent, can give a person that “campus feel”. Most campuses I’ve seen are not fenced in, so anyone can visit. Also, some have arboreta or experimental gardens or outdoor agricultural projects to stroll through.

          • NGPZ
            NGPZ
            September 12, 2023 at 10:19 pm | #

            My current situation and my inability to vaccinate and other disabilites, as well as my neurodivergence altogether say no to a lot of those at the moment, unfortunately. 😔

            Those recently forced me to quit school in fact, nobody is testing anymore at a lot of places.

            COVID has killed more people all over the world than eleven 9/11s, but people here are ever so eager to forget the pandemic ever happened it seems. 👀

            • NGPZ
              NGPZ
              September 12, 2023 at 10:22 pm | #

              Sorry I so bitter, I guess I needed a bit of catharsis, hope this ain’t too inappropriate here or nothin 🥺

              • Laura
                Laura
                September 12, 2023 at 10:25 pm | #

                All good, buddy. I’m sorry it’s so tough right now. 🙁

                • NGPZ
                  NGPZ
                  September 12, 2023 at 10:35 pm | #

                  At least thanks to Willis I have met others who also in same boat, so I know I’m not alone. 🥲

                  Also, if I be honest not too comfy with “buddy”, right now? Sorry I don’t mean to be offputting, I guess I just not in a too good place right now. (trauma-related)

                  Thank you for affirmation, I… I guess I need sleep or hot cocoa right now, probably both, and luckily have what I need for both…

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  September 12, 2023 at 10:55 pm | #

                  I am so sorry, NG. That’s the Philly in me — I call everyone “pal,” “bud,” “hon’,” “fam,”… it’s a bad habit. I apologize. I should DEFINITELY be more careful.

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  September 12, 2023 at 10:56 pm | #

                  I need to respect others’ boundaries better. (Laura ties a ribbon around finger to remind self.)

                • NGPZ
                  NGPZ
                  September 12, 2023 at 10:58 pm | #

                  Thank you, but it’s not you it’s me when it comes to the “buddy” thing, I have trauma that you couldn’t have known about. No worries, “fam” and “pal” and “hon” are alright with me tho 😊

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  September 12, 2023 at 11:16 pm | #

                  OK fam fam. 🙂

                • NGPZ
                  NGPZ
                  September 12, 2023 at 11:25 pm | #

                  😊

                • Laura
                  Laura
                  September 12, 2023 at 11:30 pm | #

                  In case it might help, here’s some soothing white noise. Calms me right down. Lowers my heart rate immediately.

                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIP3fNueJMA

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