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by David M Willis on April 27, 2012 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - The First Step Towards Recovery
└ Tags: daisy, jennifer

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    April 27, 2012 at 12:01 am | #

    It never occurs to her to think of pleasing someone else…

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      April 27, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

      Billie is more important than everyone else.

      • Rowen Morland
        Rowen Morland
        April 27, 2012 at 11:28 am | #

        Hah, I thought Jen meant Daisy.

  2. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    April 27, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    If I were a lesbian I’d bribe everyone with sexual favors. In fact I should do that now.

    • The Sound Defense
      The Sound Defense
      April 27, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

      You don’t do that already?

      • hashbrownmashup
        hashbrownmashup
        March 11, 2013 at 7:53 pm | #

        soundrone is that you?

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      April 27, 2012 at 12:08 pm | #

      I try to bribe people with sexual favours, but nobody wants them.

  3. Undrave
    Undrave
    April 27, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    See Billie? That’s what I told you to do yesterday! It would have totally worked!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      April 27, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

      If only Billie could read the comments people comment on her life.

      • Kai Gon
        Kai Gon
        April 27, 2012 at 3:49 am | #

        I’m quite happy I can’t read any comments that people may write about my life. I’d be more pleased if I could have a serious talk with the author who made my life the way it is. :-/

        • Undrave
          Undrave
          April 27, 2012 at 4:05 am | #

          I’m sure if we could a lot of us would find ourselves being nothing but background characters and bit players ><

          • Historyman68
            Historyman68
            April 27, 2012 at 5:00 am | #

            I JUST WANT A BIT PART IN YOUR LIFE! I JUST WANT A BIT PART IN YOUR LIFE!

        • Vex Godglove
          Vex Godglove
          April 27, 2012 at 10:15 am | #

          Ask Killgore Trout how well that works out.

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          April 27, 2012 at 10:42 am | #

          As an author, I’m pretty sure that if any of my characters had a chance to talk with me (and realized I was their author), they’d spend that time trying to kick my ass. Probably pretty successfully, actually.

          • Shade
            Shade
            April 28, 2012 at 12:28 am | #

            This, a thousand times this.

            I put those poor buggers through hell just for the entertainment of others. Thinking about it, that’s kind of twisted.

          • Perhapsormaybe
            Perhapsormaybe
            April 29, 2012 at 10:23 pm | #

            Yeah, have to agree. Of course, I carry on conversations with my characters and some refuse to talk to me because of things I’ve done to them or other characters they liked. …Wow, I sound nuts.

            On the actual comic – I love Daisy. But she deserves better than Illie (at least how the latter is currently acting), even if it’s just a fling.

        • Arkadi
          Arkadi
          April 27, 2012 at 11:35 am | #

          This.

        • Rowen Morland
          Rowen Morland
          April 27, 2012 at 11:35 am | #

          In the dark, just before you sleep, you can read the comments you would have written about your life. If you hadn’t been living it.

  4. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    April 27, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    Should have given her a bit of wine, then she’d be more open to bribery.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      April 27, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

      Open being the operative word. ^_^

    • KresyAntics
      KresyAntics
      April 27, 2012 at 2:21 am | #

      The problem would be that Billie would be so inept at pleasing Daisy… Billie would be best called Bill at this stage of the lebisan game.

      • Khrene Cleaver
        Khrene Cleaver
        April 27, 2012 at 9:49 pm | #

        Maybe and maybe not.

        Sex is pretty instinctual. And considering that women do masturbate.

  5. mechaqua
    mechaqua
    April 27, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    So in order to advance in the field of local school Journalism one must engage in Journalism.

    • Shippy McShipper
      Shippy McShipper
      April 27, 2012 at 6:30 pm | #

      Well, obviously. How else is she going to gain work experience?

      • Khrene Cleaver
        Khrene Cleaver
        April 27, 2012 at 9:50 pm | #

        With her fingers… although thats a different kind of work.

  6. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    April 27, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    Sex sex sex is all Daisy thinks about.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      April 27, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

      So they are wrong after all, women do think about sex as much as men do.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        April 27, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

        I guess that means that now only babies are pure.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          April 27, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

          Well, kittens are pure too.

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            April 27, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

            Hahhahahahahahaha oh wow. Aizat you’re such a funny guy.

            • Aizat
              Aizat
              April 27, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

              I’m funny? Finally, someone found me humorous.

            • begbert2
              begbert2
              April 27, 2012 at 10:44 am | #

              Of course kittens are pure. They’re cats: they’re pure evil!

          • Robert
            Robert
            April 27, 2012 at 1:29 am | #

            Kittens are just another word for pussy.

        • mechaqua
          mechaqua
          April 27, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

          Freud would disagree, although it depends on your definition of “baby”.

          • Undrave
            Undrave
            April 27, 2012 at 12:28 am | #

            Freud it totally baby! Totally Baby mcintyre!

            • lawzlo
              lawzlo
              April 27, 2012 at 2:01 am | #

              This is only tangentially related, but I overheard this sentence a few weeks ago while standing in line:

              “The reason I prefer Jung to Freud… is because Freud totally ruined the moon landing for fucking everyone.”

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        April 27, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

        It’s just that getting satisfaction from sex is a lot more work for women.

        • Naz
          Naz
          April 27, 2012 at 12:16 am | #

          Says you..lol. I’m one of those annomollies

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            April 27, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

            That sounds very ‘handy’. 😀

            • Hannover Fist
              Hannover Fist
              April 28, 2012 at 3:28 pm | #

              Need a hand with that?

      • LiamKav
        LiamKav
        April 27, 2012 at 4:54 am | #

        I’m not sure that Daisy = all women.

  7. Gundi
    Gundi
    April 27, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    Willis is able to see into the future… and is for some reason using said ability to read into future comments instead of, you know, winning the lottery or preventing catastrophes.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      April 27, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

      I think this a better use of his powers.

      • Undrave
        Undrave
        April 27, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

        It’s certainly more hilarious.

        • Shippy McShipper
          Shippy McShipper
          April 27, 2012 at 6:33 pm | #

          The lottery would get him in jail and the catastrophes would get him killed, so I agree.

          Though how do you know he doesn’t have plans in motion to prevent some catastrophes a few centuries down the road, when they can work?

  8. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    April 27, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    You come to me on the day of my daughter’s wedding,and ask for a sexual favor?

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      April 27, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

      Damn it Wonder Wig, you made me laugh like the Joker!

      • Gundi
        Gundi
        April 27, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

        The question is, from whom does he want a sexual favor, on this, the day of your daughter’s wedding?

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          April 27, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

          Well, it’s been a long time since the last time I watched the Godfather.

          • mechaqua
            mechaqua
            April 27, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

            Wait I am confused is Daisy going to wake up and discover the severed head of Power-Girl in her bed?

            • Aizat
              Aizat
              April 27, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

              NOOOO!!! You’re giving DC Comics a bad idea!

              • OBrien
                OBrien
                April 27, 2012 at 12:25 am | #

                As if they didn’t have enough already.

              • mechaqua
                mechaqua
                April 27, 2012 at 12:29 am | #

                So I shouldn’t give DC bad ideas like this: bizzaro power girl travels from the the Bizzaro World of New Earth and secretly cuts off power-girls head and leaves it in Superman of New Earth, but in the end it wasn’t her at all it was Power-girl from Earth-32, but really it was a plot by Granny Goodness to force the Justice League to declare war on the bizzaro world and thus utilize the bizzaro world super heroes to help Darkseid’s invade and conquer Earth-1.

                • Aydr
                  Aydr
                  April 27, 2012 at 1:58 am | #

                  Almost confusing and stupid enough to be a real comic plotline

                • Aizat
                  Aizat
                  April 27, 2012 at 3:13 am | #

                  You’ve been reading Countdown, haven’t you?

                • Kryss LaBryn
                  Kryss LaBryn
                  April 27, 2012 at 3:19 pm | #

                  secretly cuts off power-girls head and leaves it in Superman of New Earth

                  O.O *Backs away slowly*

                  Also you’d think he’d notice. *Runs away very fast*

                • Khrene Cleaver
                  Khrene Cleaver
                  April 27, 2012 at 10:08 pm | #

                  Only one question. Will bizzaro Power Girl but

                  A) Be like this communist Chinese Powergirl and have normal size breasts

                  B) Have huger kinda disgusting breast cause Bizzaro Superman has huger kinda disgusting muscles.

                  C) Have the opositing clothes of Power Girl (Hold the obvious crotch covereing)

                  D) Same as C) but being completely unattractive and deformed.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          April 27, 2012 at 12:12 pm | #

          Every time I think I am out, she pulls me back in.

  9. Tumbleweed
    Tumbleweed
    April 27, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

    aww that gets me down. Billie’s pretty passionate about journalism in her previous incarnation. Maybe she will learn more about writing over time.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      April 27, 2012 at 10:47 am | #

      Isn’t Billie in her previous incarnation, you know, older? Maybe she was exactly the same as this at this age, and we just didn’t get a good look at it.

      • Khrene Cleaver
        Khrene Cleaver
        April 27, 2012 at 10:11 pm | #

        No what people are under estimating is her ability to have sex with people who she thinks will bring her up a ladder.

        I think ole Bollie her can get Daisy here all fire up. I’m sure she likes a little kick in

        • Khrene Cleaver
          Khrene Cleaver
          April 27, 2012 at 10:12 pm | #

          That was supposed to go to “Shippy McShipper” who said:

          “You’re seriously underestimating her ability to blame things on people.”

          • Shippy McShipper
            Shippy McShipper
            April 28, 2012 at 11:32 am | #

            Okay.

  10. Sensedog
    Sensedog
    April 27, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

    Billie’s attitude will be her own undoing, unless she can learn to accept the truth of her situation and calm the fuck down. This won’t end well for her, and she will have nobody to blame but herself.

    • Shippy McShipper
      Shippy McShipper
      April 27, 2012 at 6:36 pm | #

      You’re seriously underestimating her ability to blame things on people.

      • Khrene Cleaver
        Khrene Cleaver
        April 28, 2012 at 12:34 am | #

        No what people are under estimating is her ability to have sex with people who she thinks will bring her up ANY ladder.

        I think ole Bollie her can get Daisy here all fire up. I’m sure she likes a little kick in

        • Khrene Cleaver
          Khrene Cleaver
          April 28, 2012 at 12:34 am | #

          I’m sure she (daisy) likes a little kick and fire in her women.

  11. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    April 27, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    How sad. No one ever bribes me with sexual favors either.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      April 27, 2012 at 12:11 am | #

      For the first six regenerations, you weren’t interested as far as I am aware.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        April 27, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

        Yeah, and after that the only person who tried was Jack. 🙁

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          April 27, 2012 at 12:24 am | #

          What about Rose?

          • Doctor_Who
            Doctor_Who
            April 27, 2012 at 12:38 am | #

            …Second base.

            • Cthugha
              Cthugha
              April 27, 2012 at 5:27 am | #

              What about Amy? She totally wanted to jump your bone… well, before getting married anyway.

              • FlyingFish
                FlyingFish
                April 27, 2012 at 9:38 am | #

                JUST before?

            • ProfessorZoot
              ProfessorZoot
              April 27, 2012 at 3:24 pm | #

              Martha was very clear in how badly she wanted to hit that. Rose was open, but Martha was on it until she just gave up. If you don’t recognize the currency you won’t get any sexual bribes.

          • Gentleman Mummy
            Gentleman Mummy
            April 27, 2012 at 7:50 am | #

            What ABOUT Rose?

        • Blue
          Blue
          April 27, 2012 at 10:49 pm | #

          I thought the problem with that was that he never bought you a drink first. 😛

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      April 27, 2012 at 12:11 am | #

      I’d be willing to fix your problem…for a sexual favor.

    • Brasca1
      Brasca1
      April 27, 2012 at 12:27 am | #

      Yes, but where would be the fun in her growing up? Since Robin DeSanto isn’t a main character in this we need a dimwitted, immature, self-centered hot chick and Billie fits that need as finely as her bikini top.

      • KresyAntics
        KresyAntics
        April 27, 2012 at 2:25 am | #

        Is there room enough for all the extra alchie? Billie is going to fatten up quick on the college beer tour.

        • Khrene Cleaver
          Khrene Cleaver
          April 27, 2012 at 10:16 pm | #

          She’ll loose it running around for journalism.

          Or in that period where she realizes she doesn’t have very many meal points left.

      • Historyman68
        Historyman68
        April 27, 2012 at 5:18 am | #

        I’d take exception to calling either of them dimwitted. Robin’s brilliant, in her way, just ADD/ADHD as fuck and self-centered. And Billie seems very smart too, just unable to get out of her own way and stop being a self-centered ass.

    • Khrene Cleaver
      Khrene Cleaver
      April 28, 2012 at 12:35 am | #

      Its cause they already pay you in delicious trident layers!

  12. Aizat
    Aizat
    April 27, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    Well, no one knows a lot about you, Daisy.

    • TacosForever
      TacosForever
      April 29, 2012 at 12:15 pm | #

      Besides that you like chest windows.

  13. Jar
    Jar
    April 27, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    I know that feeling Daisy 🙁

  14. Edd
    Edd
    April 27, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

    I remember waaaaaaaaay back during the original series that Daisy was a lesbian (or Bi) but it was so long ago I didn’t really remember it that well.

    Also:
    “You’re a real chill boss, by the way. “

    • Aydr
      Aydr
      April 27, 2012 at 1:59 am | #

      Lesbian. Who was it she was with again…? It’s been a long time. Her girlfriend got killed in the end and she went out like a boss, remember?

      • Aydr
        Aydr
        April 27, 2012 at 2:11 am | #

        …and by “went out like a boss” I mean “didn’t actually die”, come to think of it. But she’s the one who shot Beef in the face. Like 6 times.

      • Raen
        Raen
        April 27, 2012 at 4:56 am | #

        She was single. You’re thinking of Mandy and Grace.

        • Aydr
          Aydr
          April 27, 2012 at 3:17 pm | #

          …whoops. Looking it up, I actually combined Daisy and Grace >_< Still, she's a lesbian.

    • Jason
      Jason
      April 27, 2012 at 2:18 pm | #

      Hee hee, Malaya quotes for the win.

  15. Daeva
    Daeva
    April 27, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

    Should’ve ended that declaration two words earlier, Billie. That’d get your story back in a blink!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      April 27, 2012 at 12:18 am | #

      I’m gonna expose Amazi-girl! It may be hard, but if I get her in a mud-wrestling ring she won’t be able to escape. Now I have to be in my underwear or i’ll stain my clothes but it’ll all be worth it to take down amazi-girl

      • George
        George
        April 27, 2012 at 12:30 am | #

        THAT plan would get Billie promoted to editor.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          April 27, 2012 at 12:31 am | #

          More like queen

          • Daeva
            Daeva
            April 27, 2012 at 12:53 am | #

            Queditor?

            • Aydr
              Aydr
              April 27, 2012 at 2:02 am | #

              Que?

  16. Aizat
    Aizat
    April 27, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

    I was hoping Daisy having a snarky secretary or something.

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      April 27, 2012 at 12:18 am | #

      Her secretary is Ninja Rick, you never see him but works gets KILLED.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        April 27, 2012 at 5:54 am | #

        I thought Ninja Rick was the janitor.

  17. Vivvav
    Vivvav
    April 27, 2012 at 12:19 am | #

    I WILL BRIBE YOU WITH CANDY!
    It’s like sexual favors, but not at all but still enjoyable.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      April 27, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

      Candy is Robin DeSantos Sexual favor.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      April 27, 2012 at 12:22 am | #

      Give her a lollipop.

  18. Beachfox
    Beachfox
    April 27, 2012 at 12:31 am | #

    I know how you feel, Daisy. None of my college roommates where hot dudes questioning their sexuality. Same-sex porn has lied to us both.

    • Bekah
      Bekah
      April 27, 2012 at 12:38 am | #

      Straight porn isn’t very honest either.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        April 27, 2012 at 12:40 am | #

        or tran-sexual porn

        • Bekah
          Bekah
          April 27, 2012 at 12:46 am | #

          That’s something I didn’t need to know about you, kiddo.

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            April 27, 2012 at 7:30 am | #

            I’m not. I’m just saying all porn is REALLY phony

    • Aydr
      Aydr
      April 27, 2012 at 2:03 am | #

      I know, right? …except the ones who were but I didn’t know it. DAMN THEM.

  19. T Campbell
    T Campbell
    April 27, 2012 at 12:37 am | #

    So say we all, Daisy.

    Panel 3’s nicely done. Rereading it, Daisy’s body language seems to be subtly prepared for Billie to grab her and start hate-kissing her.

    “Fuck you! I’ll start writing BETTER than Dorothy and turning my work in EARLY! HA HA NO WAIT THAT WOULD BE CONSTRUCTIVE”

  20. Dave McCoy
    Dave McCoy
    April 27, 2012 at 12:47 am | #

    I bribed that bongo with sexual favors.
    bongoes love sexual favors.

  21. Blue
    Blue
    April 27, 2012 at 12:49 am | #

    Daisy’s last line is eerily relevant to my life right now. o_O

  22. Philippe G.
    Philippe G.
    April 27, 2012 at 12:49 am | #

    Someone should introduce her to Leslie…

  23. sad
    sad
    April 27, 2012 at 12:51 am | #

    It is truly a sad world when bosses can’t even trade sexual favors for special treatment.

  24. Fauxlosopher
    Fauxlosopher
    April 27, 2012 at 1:00 am | #

    I think. Now, this might not be true, but I think….

    she might be a lesbian.

  25. shoeboxjeddy
    shoeboxjeddy
    April 27, 2012 at 1:26 am | #

    “How do you intend to do that?” she said, unconsciously leaning forward in her chair a bit. LOL

    • Ben
      Ben
      April 27, 2012 at 4:15 am | #

      all too consciously..

      • LiC
        LiC
        April 28, 2012 at 4:15 am | #

        Love your avatar.

  26. Azumango
    Azumango
    April 27, 2012 at 1:41 am | #

    Y’see, whenever *I* try an’ bribe someone with sexual favors, then go and call the police.

  27. MR C
    MR C
    April 27, 2012 at 1:44 am | #

    i’m guessing that joe’s I-NEED-TO-JOE HER sense is tingling

    if not then mine is

  28. Jehosaphat
    Jehosaphat
    April 27, 2012 at 2:03 am | #

    You and me both Daisy, you and me both.

    • Discet
      Discet
      April 27, 2012 at 2:05 am | #

      Daisy, why are you speaking in the third person?

  29. LiC
    LiC
    April 27, 2012 at 2:41 am | #

    Bisexual Favors: The true story about how Clark Kent got a top reporting job at the Daily Planet.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      April 27, 2012 at 2:58 am | #

      I thought it was blackmail.

    • Vex Godglove
      Vex Godglove
      April 27, 2012 at 10:21 am | #

      According to the Christopher Reeves version, he got hired because he was a really fast typist.

      • Aydr
        Aydr
        April 28, 2012 at 3:36 am | #

        yeah, I’ll bet it has something to do with his fast fingers all right…

    • Shippy McShipper
      Shippy McShipper
      April 27, 2012 at 6:42 pm | #

      Personally, my favourite is the one in which Perry White knows that he’s Superman, and he’s all “well this guy saves the world like three times a day, so if he wants to come and be a reporter, by Caesar’s Ghost, he’s earned it!”.

      • Aydr
        Aydr
        April 29, 2012 at 11:10 pm | #

        Yeah, I can’t buy into any explanation for anything involving superman that doesn’t include his coworkers knowing who he is. Let’s face it, no matter what little extras you add to it for flair his “disguise” is shit. I don’t think that anyone who deals with both Clark and Superman that often could be unable to figure it out and still know which end of your body pants go on.

  30. Osaru Sensei
    Osaru Sensei
    April 27, 2012 at 4:15 am | #

    I want pictures! Pictures of nude women! Pictures of nude women engaging in sexual acts!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      April 27, 2012 at 4:20 am | #

      “But sir, this is a poetry journal.”

      • N0083rP00F
        N0083rP00F
        April 27, 2012 at 12:46 pm | #

        Poetry in motion – Walkin’ by my side
        Her lovely locomotion – Keeps my eyes open wide

        Poetry in motion – See her gentle sway
        A wave out on the ocean – Could never move that way

        I love every movement – And there’s nothing I would change
        She doesn’t need improvement – She’s much too nice to rearrange

        Poetry in motion – Dancing close to me
        A flower of devotion – A swaying gracefully

        with much thanks to – JOHNNY TILLOTSON

  31. Zaxares
    Zaxares
    April 27, 2012 at 6:26 am | #

    You know, I often wonder how many people DO secretly want to be bribed with sexual favours…

    • Maycroft
      Maycroft
      April 27, 2012 at 9:17 am | #

      it’s a round business:

      the one on the bottom gets as much as the one on the top.

  32. Roborat
    Roborat
    April 27, 2012 at 12:13 pm | #

    That last panel should have had a maniacal evil laugh from Billy as she departs.

  33. BD
    BD
    April 27, 2012 at 9:44 pm | #

    I’m probably wrong, but is this the first time Billie has actually tried to fight back against DOA’s constant attempts to break her? Feels like she usually takes it to the face, but this time, she’s striking back…?

    (Not that it’ll go well for her. Leslie was saying something about the story ‘correcting’ her not that long ago, right?)

  34. Mp
    Mp
    April 27, 2012 at 11:05 pm | #

    seriously. billy is fucking annoying at this point. so pathetic.

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      April 28, 2012 at 1:38 am | #

      I dunno, I feel like the more she rages against her own irrelevance, the more identifiable she becomes. Though maybe that says more about me than anything else…

    • Alex
      Alex
      April 28, 2012 at 4:05 pm | #

      At this point I’m like “aww it’s a Billie comic :(“

  35. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    April 28, 2012 at 1:48 am | #

    Don’t those words usually herald the birth of a new supervillain?

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      April 28, 2012 at 7:33 am | #

      Billie, a supervillain? Yeah, and I’m the king of Scotland.

      • Arkadi
        Arkadi
        April 28, 2012 at 6:01 pm | #

        That’s impossible: Idi Amin was the las one!

  36. Zoey
    Zoey
    April 28, 2012 at 9:00 am | #

    Id do it for a nickel……or free, whichever is cheapest.

  37. TacosForever
    TacosForever
    April 29, 2012 at 2:05 pm | #

    Oh, Billie. I feel like saying “fuck you” to your boss (and then NOT EVEN fucking her, geez) is not the best idea if you want to keep your job, much less get more work to do in it.

  38. JA
    JA
    April 30, 2012 at 5:54 pm | #

    No one ever tries bribing me with sexual favors, either 🙁

  39. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    July 14, 2012 at 1:17 am | #

    I do!

  40. Hinoron
    Hinoron
    December 12, 2012 at 2:41 am | #

    Would you really want sexual favours from someone who’s demonstrated no ability to think about anyone but herself?

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