Dumbing of Age Book Twelve

Dumbing of Age

A college webcomic by David Willis
RSS
‹
›
  • Home
  • About/Read before posting
  • Archive↓
    • by calendar
  • Cast
  • Store↓
    • Main Store (books and stuff)
    • T-shirts
  • Patreon↓
    • Patreon (regular)
    • Patreon (NSFW)
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
Voice
First Previous Random 85Comments Share Next Latest
Reddit Digg Facebook MySpace Delicious Stumbleupon Buzz Up! Mixx Technorati Google Bookmarks Yahoo Bookmarks Yahoo MyWeb Windows Live Propeller FriendFeed Newsvine Xanga LinkedIn Blinklist Twitter
Discover more Hiveworks comics
Never Satisfied
Taylor Robin
Lucy Marlowe, a magician's apprentice, competes against other apprentices for an important, magical, Goverment Job.
The Hunter of Insania
Aoi Maneki
Wiol Alkko sells fake magical objects to those desperate for cures. When he tries to scam a real witch, she curses him: within a year, Wiol must learn and respect magic, or succumb to corruption of body and mind.
Knights Errant
J.R. Doyle
Wilfrid's humble quest for revenge becomes bigger and bloodier by the day.
Manly Guys Doing Manly Things
Kelly Turnbull
A weekly comic celebrating the finer things in life. Like manly men, lumberjacks, and time traveling special ops agents.
Tove
Severin
The end of the world is coming, and Tove doesn't want to be a hero, but SOMEONE has to look after her little brother.
Dumbing of Age
David M Willis
Joyce has been homeschooled her entire life until now, when she's suddenly a freshman in college! Things don't go well.
Jailbird
Charlie Davis
An all-ages comic about a recently escaped prisoner's struggle to understand the outside world, and vice-versa. Also, a magic cape!
Stand Still, Stay Silent
Minna Sundberg
A few generations after the end of the world, a small, poorly financed research crew is sent out to rediscover whatever is left of the forbidden old world in the south.
Guilded Age
T Campbell, John Waltrip, Florence Machina
Welcome to the saga of the working-class adventurer! Enjoy the complete story with new annotations daily!
Demon's Mirror
Harry Bogosian
Based loosely off of "The Snow Queen", a story by Hans Christian Andersen, we see things take a different turn as the demons become central characters, and the side characters stick around. Yup, that's the only differences. Enjoy!
The Sanity Circus
Windy
Magic, monsters and mysteries await in the odd city of Sanity. It's up to Attley and a colorful group of characters to find out just what is going on.
Girl Genius
Phil Foglio, Kaja Foglio
In a time when the Industrial Revolution has become an all-out war, Mad Science rules the World...with mixed success.
Monster Pulse
Magnolia Porter Siddell
Four kids run afoul of a creepy secret organization's experiments, which turn their body parts into fighting monsters. Part sentimental coming-of-age story, part monster-training shonen manga, with just a bit of sci-fi body horror.
Witchy
Ariel Slamet Ries
In the witch kingdom Hyalin, the strength of your magic is determined by the length of your hair.
Real Science Adventures
Brian Clevinger
Spin off stories and other adventures from the world of Atomic Robo!
Little Red & Wolf
Aoi Maneki
Delve into the daily lives of two famous fairytale characters, and their adventures in this big weird world we all live in.
Helvetica
J.N. Wiedle
This story follows Helvetica's quest to uncover who he was in life, his existential crises, and his struggle to to make death worth living.
Demon Street
Aliza Layne
Two kids explore a world full of monsters and magic trying to find their way home again. But when home has been stolen from you, where do you go to get it back?
Between Failures
Jackie Wohlenhaus
The low stakes adventures of an assorted group of 20 somethings trapped in the declining years of American retail. They are naughty and say lots of swears.
[un]Divine
Ayme
A highschool senior thought giving up his soul for a demon was a good idea. It wasn't.
Sam & Fuzzy
Sam Logan
Troubled by gangster rodents, lovesick vampire stalkers, or confused ninja assassins? Don't panic! Sam and Fuzzy are here to help. (For a reasonable fee.)
Starhammer
J.N. Monk, Harry Bogosian
A teen girl inherits a powerful alien artifact and proceeds to make a series of increasingly poor decisions
The Din
Karin (Karrey)
The Din changed the world, mankind & its technology. Gregg Emilio dreams of flying in a sky that hasn't carried airplanes in a century.
Heroes of Thantopolis
Izzy Strontium Hall
A living boy fights to save the City of the Dead.
Spinnerette
Krazy Krow, Rocio Zucchi, Pablo Rey
When a lab accident gives Heather Brown spider powers and six arms, she does what any midwest comic geek would do: Become Ohio's #3 superhero!
The Mash
L.F. Garcia, Danigami
In a world shrouded in mystery and threatened by great evil,a young mummy prince will use his new life to unite with other monster children to save it.
Elephant Town
Danielle Corsetto
The long, slow tale of Kris, Paul, Berto and Mirando, four people who live in the same creaky old house, but don't know each other. New chapter updates every 2 months.
Novae
KaiJu
A historical romance with a touch magic and a dash of astronomy. It chronicles the romantic adventures of Sulvain, a sweet tempered necromancer and Raziol, a passionate 17th century astronomer.
El Goonish Shive
Dan Shive
WARNING: This comic often ignores the Laws of Physics
Wilde Life
Pascalle Lepas
Oscar decided to rent an old haunted house, and that's when things got weird...
Sufficiently Remarkable
Maki Naro
Two young women living in Brooklyn discover that you're always coming of age.
Star Trip
Gisele Weaver
Jas is a human taken from her home planet on a trip across the galaxy she will never forget.
Anarchy Dreamers
Emily Ree
Sparkly undead kids fight society's worst Nightmares in this pastel-punk urban fantasy coming-of-age!
MASKLESS
kickingshoes
In a world where people can wield the magic of elemental Masks, all Ashe wants to do is help. Maskless and useless, with dreams of fire and smoke on the back of his tongue, he finds himself on a strange, dangerous path to uncovering the secrets of these incredible objects, and the source of the monsters plaguing his home.
Awaken
Koti Saavedra/Flipfloppery
Superpowers, monsters and conspiracies. Piras, the spoiled Dameschi heir, fights to recover his identity after becoming a terrorist!
Sister Claire
Yamino
In the troubled aftermath of a great war between Witches and her fellow Nuns, novice Sister Claire just wants a purpose.
Peritale
Mari Costa
A fairy godmother with no magic tries her best to successfully fulfill a Fairytale and win the respect of her peers.
Ozzie the Vampire
Eric Lide
Ozzie and her best friend Kimmy are your average everyday normal art students – except one is an immortal vampire with superpowers and the other possesses a magic talking grimoire. Also they have to save their town from a demonic invasion.
Ghost Junk Sickness
Studio CARTRIDGE, Laura Lee
Two hunters try to survive and end up being pushed to pursue a deadly bounty dubbed "The Ghost".
Awkward Zombie
Katie Tiedrich
Gags and goofs about videogames and the things that happen in them.
Parisa
Ellen K
Two friends, Nolan and Gwen, take it upon themselves to escort the amnesiac spirit Lelief across the world of Parisa.
Nerf Now!!
Josué Pereira
A cute webcomic about fanservice, video games, and... love. Mostly video games, though.
Devil's Candy
Rem, Bikkuri
A lush fantasy about boy genius Kazu Decker, the girl he constructed for his 9th grade science project, and the world of devils and monsters they live in.
Atomic Robo
Brian Clevinger, Scott Wegener
The robot punches monsters and bad robots and one time he was a cowboy.
Cyanide & Happiness
Explosm
Satire, dark humor and surreal humor.
The Glass Scientists
Sage (S.H.) Cotugno
A gaslamp fantasy comic about the life and times of a ragtag group of mad scientists and their enigmatic leader, Dr. Henry Jekyll.
Wychwood
Varethane
When Tiara's pyrokinesis is finally noticed, she is captured by a magical research organization for study. If she cooperates, she could be helping to save humanity from a dire threat - but can she trust them?
Empowered
Adam Warren
A sexy superhero comedy (except when it isn't) about the never-ending struggles of a plucky but very unlucky young superheroine.
No Need for Bushido
Suburban Samurai, J W Kovell
The flash of a blade, the clash of steel! A runaway princess and her samurai companion navigate a fractured country on the brink of war.
Go Get a Roomie
Clover
Experience the queer journey of an upbeat hippie and the friendships she makes along the way! A tale of self-discovery and love of many forms.
Lighter Than Heir
Melissa Albino
A young Volant woman joins the military in an effort to upstage her war-hero father.
Laws and Sausages
Zach Weinersmith
Your cartoon guide to the American governement!
BOOKMARK
Click "Tag Page" to bookmark a page. When you return to the site, click "Goto Tag" to continue where you left off.
Goto TagClear Tag


BUFFER WATCH Comics are currently drawn and uploaded through:

June 1, 2026

Voice

by David M Willis on May 15, 2012 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - The First Step Towards Recovery
└ Tags: amazi-girl, danny

Discussion (85) ¬

[ Comments RSS ]
  1. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    May 15, 2012 at 12:01 am | #

    Christan Bale would be proud.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      May 15, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

      RASPY BATMAN

      • Fata Morgana
        Fata Morgana
        May 15, 2012 at 12:49 am | #

        I call your Christian Bale, and raise you Dani Pudi

        • ryan
          ryan
          May 15, 2012 at 8:49 am | #

          ultra car is batman now.

    • Alexander Krizak
      Alexander Krizak
      May 15, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

      So we’re out of Amazi-Girl Begins and into The Dark Campus Guardian.

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        May 15, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

        The Dark Campus Guardian sounds like an awesome name for a campus newspaper.

        • Alexander Krizak
          Alexander Krizak
          May 15, 2012 at 12:24 am | #

          It’s the paper Indiana U deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

      • NCP19
        NCP19
        May 15, 2012 at 1:01 am | #

        I eagerly await to see how the trilogy ends the following summer (so in five to ten years from now).

    • MR C
      MR C
      May 15, 2012 at 1:54 am | #

      BECAUSE SHE’S BATMA-……AMAZIGIRL

  2. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    May 15, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    I guess she can’t afford a wig.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      May 15, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

      Buying a wig on a student’s income? Who do you think she is, Bruce Wayne?

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        May 15, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

        Doesn’t have to be a GOOD wig. You can get a number of shitty ones at costume shops that, from a distance, should do well.

        • Wonder Wig
          Wonder Wig
          May 15, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

          Sadly my wig is not for sale to her.

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            May 15, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

            I just imagined Amazi-girl comics featuring the amazing Wonder Wig

            • Wonder Wig
              Wonder Wig
              May 15, 2012 at 12:45 am | #

              She can be apart of my cross-over anytime 😉
              ^as said in character

              • marr
                marr
                May 15, 2012 at 6:01 am | #

                Wonder wig sounds like a super hero that got their powers from a special combination of radiation and chemo treatments. A cancer survivor who uses their powers to save others after learning the value of life.

                • Wonder Wig
                  Wonder Wig
                  May 15, 2012 at 12:06 pm | #

                  ^ I like that origin and sort of quest in life. Wig/Anthony was born bald until a magical wig leaped out at him at an antique shop owned by a fortune teller.

            • Random Guy
              Random Guy
              May 15, 2012 at 1:40 am | #

              It adds body and parts itself(lifts and separates)… I have yet again failed to be funny

              • BMeph
                BMeph
                June 23, 2012 at 2:44 pm | #

                Your mom parts herself, for a nickle.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          May 15, 2012 at 12:11 am | #

          Anyone knows that you need a convincing wig or they will know it’s not their real hair.

          • Historyman68
            Historyman68
            May 15, 2012 at 5:44 am | #

            It’s okay if they know it’s not your real hair, as long as they don’t know what your real hair looks like. Everyone knows Batman doesn’t really have pointy bat ears, but they still keep people from knowing his true hair color/style.

            • Aydr
              Aydr
              June 20, 2012 at 3:40 pm | #

              A bad wig is so hard to keep tame though. Especially if you’re being really active.

      • KresyAntics
        KresyAntics
        May 15, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

        At least maybe Richie Rich?!?

      • Rognik
        Rognik
        May 15, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

        She doesn’t have to be rich. After all, Barbara Gordon could afford one on the 60’s TV show. Then again, she somehow managed to make part of her apartment wall rotate around to hide her costume.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          May 15, 2012 at 12:32 am | #

          She’s the daughter of a commissioner and also a librarian in her own right.

          • Leorale
            Leorale
            May 15, 2012 at 3:08 am | #

            Librarians are extra skilled regarding bookshelves, after all.

            • Shade
              Shade
              May 15, 2012 at 5:39 am | #

              As a librarian I can confirm this. The first year of university is training us for the job, the rest of the time is book shelf training.

      • GenericScreenName101
        GenericScreenName101
        May 15, 2012 at 2:33 am | #

        You don’t need a wig when dinosaur hat hair can easily conseal you secret identy form the public.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      May 15, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

      Clearly Sal can. That’s just her real hair.

  3. Leorale
    Leorale
    May 15, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    Magnificent.

  4. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    May 15, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

    She pronounced ‘window’ as ‘winder,’ like with a southern accent. Clearly Sal is Amazi-girl.

    • Alan
      Alan
      May 16, 2012 at 5:19 pm | #

      Hehe, I hadn’t though of that… nice.

  5. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    May 15, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

    “Amazi-girl is going through a little identitity crisis, ok!? I’m thinking about buying a sports car…”

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      May 15, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

      “Also, my wife just died mysteriously and we’re trying to solve the murder before other hero’s loved ones are endangered.”

  6. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    May 15, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

    C’mon, Danny, connect the dots. This shouldn’t be that difficult. You’re a smar–er, reasonably intelli–well, not a complete dumba–

    Oh, never mind.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      May 15, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

      Well at least he’s good with the lad- well he dated Dorothy and that turned out we- er…he got with Bil-…Amber really li-
      …why do we like Danny again?

      • Vabolo
        Vabolo
        May 15, 2012 at 12:33 am | #

        Schadenfreude.

        • N0083rP00F
          N0083rP00F
          May 15, 2012 at 1:11 pm | #

          Everyone loves a good car wreck …. as long as its nobody they know/like and little actual blood and vital bodily fluids spilled.

      • John
        John
        May 15, 2012 at 8:37 pm | #

        … we like Danny??

    • Kirt Dankmyer
      Kirt Dankmyer
      May 15, 2012 at 10:14 am | #

      See, and this is why she shouldn’t even bother to try to disguise her voice/hair more. With Danny’s level of clueless, it’s not needed. If anything, it’s MORE likely to attract his attention the more you try.

  7. John Madden
    John Madden
    May 15, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

    Not the brightest bulb in the box, are ya, Danny?

    • Sensedog
      Sensedog
      May 15, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

      Very smart in terms of academics. Very dense when it comes to relationships or potential relationships.

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      May 15, 2012 at 10:09 am | #

      I can’t help but wonder how much Amazi-girl saw of his attempts to get his ass handed to him.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        May 15, 2012 at 4:02 pm | #

        “I’m gonna watch this for another 10 minutes before I decide to jump down”

    • BrokenEye, True False Prophet
      BrokenEye, True False Prophet
      September 18, 2015 at 8:34 pm | #

      Yeah, you’d think he’d recognize his own roommate

  8. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    May 15, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

    “I just want to tell you that I’m married, not hungry, infected with seven unknown diseases, gay, pregnant with lizards and clinically dead. So you should totally forget about dating me and go after any hot gamer chicks you might happen to know.”

    Bonus points for getting the reference.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      May 15, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

      I just googled that and Transmetropolitan sounds like the greatest thing ever. So thanks.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        May 15, 2012 at 12:22 am | #

        It totally is. Everyone should read it at least once. The hundreds of easter eggs in the artwork alone are worth the price of admission.

      • Shadlyn Wolfe
        Shadlyn Wolfe
        May 15, 2012 at 7:32 am | #

        If you like horrible things (and I mean that in a good way, with love) then you MUST read Transmetropolitan. It’s philosophy and human kindness meets poop jokes and rage!

        High brow and lowest common denominator all rolled into one.

  9. Brasca1
    Brasca1
    May 15, 2012 at 12:11 am | #

    I just realized something. If this Amazi-Girl’s color scheme is reversed then maybe she isn’t immune to criticism like her Shortpacked doppleganger. Not that Danny is criticizing her on purpose, but his attention to detail certainly has her off guard.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      May 15, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

      She has yet to reach her full potential. She’s still looking at the holographic crystals her mother sent her from her doomed planet

      • Ancestral Hamster
        Ancestral Hamster
        May 15, 2012 at 12:29 am | #

        Also, DoA Amazi-Girl hasn’t gone through the story arc yet where she gets a new costume that turns out to be a sentient parasitic alien. SP! Amazi-Girl has.

        • Usayasha
          Usayasha
          May 15, 2012 at 1:37 am | #

          I know it’s changed her appearance quite a bit, but I wouldn’t call Mike’s baby a “costume.”

        • Björn
          Björn
          May 15, 2012 at 7:59 am | #

          Despite not having read superhero comics for 15-odd years, I can identify the references you’re making. That feels comforting.

          • Ancestral Hamster
            Ancestral Hamster
            May 15, 2012 at 9:34 am | #

            *Ding* Björn wins a No-Prize!

            @Usayasha: (It’s a Spiderman reference.)

  10. Henry
    Henry
    May 15, 2012 at 12:16 am | #

    imbatman.

    • LionHeart
      LionHeart
      May 15, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

      IMBATMAN

      • madd
        madd
        May 15, 2012 at 2:17 am | #

        No.
        IMAHBATMAN.WOOHOO!

      • Jacob
        Jacob
        May 15, 2012 at 11:37 am | #

        IMAMANDRESSEDLIKEABAT

        • Fignewton of my Imagination
          Fignewton of my Imagination
          May 15, 2012 at 6:11 pm | #

          All of this Batman stuff demands this…
          http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2604#comic

          You will all hate me!

  11. Blob Marley
    Blob Marley
    May 15, 2012 at 12:19 am | #

    Smooth, Sal. Real smooth.

  12. T Campbell
    T Campbell
    May 15, 2012 at 12:36 am | #

    This installment is David Willis’ finest Batman parody to date.

  13. Brit
    Brit
    May 15, 2012 at 12:38 am | #

    Isn’t it more likely that she is trying to make herself as amazigirl less attractive so that he will give up on amazigirl and go after her real persona?

  14. iSaidCandleja-
    iSaidCandleja-
    May 15, 2012 at 1:00 am | #

    Amazi-girl, this guy likes you for *being* you. Not for being a superhero, not for having a raspy voice, and not for wearing a cos- um, not for hanging out on roof tops. You can just come down and talk to him. Just don’t reveal your identity because you will scare him off if you don’t seem unattainable.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      May 15, 2012 at 1:01 am | #

      I’m pretty sure she’s merely trying to disguise her “amber-ness” now that she knows he’s actively seeking out amazigirl.

      • Riku
        Riku
        May 15, 2012 at 5:14 pm | #

        Or trying to turn him off of amazigirl

  15. Rex Hondo
    Rex Hondo
    May 15, 2012 at 1:01 am | #

    Is she trying the Jedi mind trick in the last panel, or is it just me?

    • N0083rP00F
      N0083rP00F
      May 15, 2012 at 1:21 pm | #

      Unfortunately the mind trick only works if the target has a mind with little or no defenses. This one is strong with its high super high density that even reality and self preservation sense have little effect.

  16. Robert
    Robert
    May 15, 2012 at 1:14 am | #

    Amazi-girl is immune to bed-head. Which as it turns out is a very different kind of head.

  17. FortMax
    FortMax
    May 15, 2012 at 1:36 am | #

    So, is Amazigirl being portrayed by Maggie’s chiropractor?

    • David
      David M Willis
      May 15, 2012 at 1:40 am | #

      …what?

      • Wonko The Sane
        Wonko The Sane
        May 15, 2012 at 3:14 am | #

        Plan 9 From Outer Space

        Ed Wood used a mixture of footage recorded of Bela Lugosi shortly before his death and new footage of his wife’s chiropractor dressed in the same outfit, but covering his face so no one would be able to tell that it wasn’t the same actor.

      • Doctor_who
        Doctor_who
        May 15, 2012 at 8:13 am | #

        Its a reference to Plan 9 From Outer Space. Bela Lugosi died before finishing his scenes so Ed Wood got his wife’s chiropractor to stand in by holding his cape in front of his face.

        • Furie
          Furie
          May 15, 2012 at 11:15 am | #

          That right there is why I love being a geek.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          May 15, 2012 at 4:05 pm | #

          Plan 9 From Outer Space is the best example of a film that’s flawed from the ground up, followed closely by The Room.

  18. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    May 15, 2012 at 2:00 am | #

    “You do not remember correctly.”

    “I do not remember cor- Hey, this is just like the Jedi mind trick!”

    “This is not like the Jedi mind trick.”

    “This is not like the Jedi mind trick.”

    Bonus points for reference.

    • LurkerAbove
      LurkerAbove
      May 15, 2012 at 2:20 am | #

      Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths?

    • Alex Stritar
      Alex Stritar
      May 15, 2012 at 2:25 am | #

      Crisis on Two Earths! I love that movie.

  19. Maycroft
    Maycroft
    May 15, 2012 at 9:44 am | #

    The batman theme sounds in my head when I saw this strip

    “Dun dun dun duuuuuun dun”

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      May 15, 2012 at 12:24 pm | #

      Me too, but it was the one that goes dun, dun, D’DAN

  20. Jererry
    Jererry
    May 15, 2012 at 11:32 am | #

    I hope I’m wrong, but my gut says the Amazi-Girl saga will not end will.

  21. Arkadi
    Arkadi
    May 15, 2012 at 1:32 pm | #

    Imagine this scene with V instead of Amazi-gurl.

    ROFL XD

  22. DragoonChris
    DragoonChris
    May 21, 2012 at 12:32 pm | #

    Why not try to sound the same, it work for Adam West.

  23. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    July 14, 2012 at 1:27 am | #

    I’ve finally got it.

    AMAZI-GIRL IS BELA LUGOSI.

  24. Colin
    Colin
    March 5, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    Huh. I read that in Mojo-Jojo’s syntax/accent this time through.

Who should be the default doodle for Book 14?

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...
  • Polls Archive
CONVENTION APPEARANCES


May 3, 2025 - FCBD @ Laughing Ogre Comics in Columbus, Ohio

David M Willis! avatar
David M Willis!
@damnyouwillis.bsky.social
reposted by David M Willis!
hausofdecline.bsky.social's user avatar
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social ⋅ 38min
I enjoy Bluesky. It makes you feel like Ben Wyatt at the accounting firm
Ben Wyatt from Parks and Rec at the accounting firm
12
45
800
 
reposted by David M Willis!
mel.bzky.team's user avatar
mel~ @mel.bzky.team ⋅ 2h
happy pride everyone🙏😊
tweet reading gf sat on my face too hard and broke my nech pls send prayers for my speedy recovery over a picture of someone looking very happy while wearing a neck brace
headline reading man gives blowjob to 10 inch penis and ends up in the ER with a ruptured airway featuring an image of a very jolly looking fella
4
55
197
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9h
by god belle is gonna EARN that emmy
6
3
60
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9h
Dumbing of Age: "Lockscreen" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
www.dumbingofage.com
Lockscreen
5
26
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 10h
when "online retailer" assumes you live in a sliding timescale and wants to make sure your emails remain culturally relevant years into the future
3
1
27
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
An appropriate day to open Hashtag, who was having sapphic roommate dreams about lady Seekers five minutes after being born.
3
4
62
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 16h
today in #9chickweedlane i learned that, yes, lolly is so edda 2.0 that she's even wearing her mother's wedding dress as she gets married to Her Dad (But Taller)
11
40
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 16h
Buy my MPM-3 Bumblebee! Opened, displayed, re-unopened, complete with instructions ebay.us/m/a4Y4Kt
1
11
 
reposted by David M Willis!
vangelus.bsky.social's user avatar
Vangelus @vangelus.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
check out my original angle photos of ss86 megatron, source unknown and unimportant
ss86 megatron, shot in vertical in a mad seething panic by a severe incompetent
ss86 megatron, shot in vertical in a mad seething panic by a severe incompetent
ss86 megatron, shot in vertical in a mad seething panic by a severe incompetent
ss86 megatron, shot in vertical in a mad seething panic by a severe incompetent
5
12
72
 
reposted by David M Willis!
thomasav.bsky.social's user avatar
Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Target's 2025 Pride Collection
video thumbnail
6
151
556
 
reposted by David M Willis!
bencollins.bsky.social's user avatar
Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social ⋅ 21h
header image - Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday
theonion.com
Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday
MINNEAPOLIS—Responding to conservative backlash over a large selection of offerings for the month of June, Target announced Friday that they would scale back their gay pride section to a single t-shir...
80
1027
5276
 
reposted by David M Willis!
lovejoolz.bsky.social's user avatar
Jules Effin Rivera @lovejoolz.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
Happy Pride! Here's the comic where I come out as a Disaster Pansexual *and* Animal Crossing Weirdo
Love, Joolz comic
Panel 1
Jules and Blackbird chilling on the couch. 
J: I'm going to my friend's Pride March in Animal crossing! Time to make a cool outfit that show off my cousins. 
B: But you already have Disaster Bisexual outfits in Animal Crossing. 
Panel 2
Jules attempts to sew a dress in the Pansexual colors.
J: I am not a disaster bisexual. I'm Pansexual.
B: What's the difference? 
J: Getting horny for way more options.
Panel 3
Blackbird flutters agitatedly at Jules, who struggles with the sewing machine. 
B: Jules you're running out of time! 
J: It's fine! I can get the dress done in time!
B: We gotta go! 
J: It's fine! I can get the dress done in time! 
B: We gotta go! We're gonna miss the march! 
J: It's fine it's fine it's fine it's--
Panel 4: 
Jules and Blackbird at the Animal Crossing Pride parade. Blackbird is in a cap with Trans flag colors and a shirt with a rainbow pattern. Jules is in a suit with a bow tie and a froggie hat. She looks a mess. 
B: Jesus God, you really are a disaster bisexual. 
J: Disaster Pansexual.
B: Right. 
B: Jesus God
11
45
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
tfw the secret ingredient definitely isn't poison
8
4
58
 
reposted by David M Willis!
sarahquaint.bsky.social's user avatar
sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Can we get a license for an additional official if we pay the processing fee and donate the harvest to a food bank?
kendrawcandraw.bsky.social's user avatarKendra, regular version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Every queer person gets to kill and eat one(1) sitting US official this month
4
15
87
 
reposted by David M Willis!
ryannorth.ca's user avatar
Ryan North @ryannorth.ca ⋅ 1d
by carefully mixing 10% cream with 1% skim milk, you can unlock forbidden milk percentages the government doesn't want you to know about, like 7.725%
some milk I used to make Forbidden Percentages. I didn't mention 2% in my post though. I gotta keep some secrets
134
671
4606
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
online transformers collectors: i hope ss86 megatron doesn't have big ol' treads on his back!!! ss86 megatron: *treads fold up inside the legs* online transformers collectors: HIS LEGS ARE TOO CHUNKY >>>:((((
8
7
67
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Sweet prank" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
www.dumbingofage.com
Sweet prank
3
9
58
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
View AND change this, if we were talking quantum mechanics
1
2
13
 
reposted by David M Willis!
rincewind.run's user avatar
Micah @rincewind.run ⋅ 2d
the big disconnect that happens here is between the correct message for D politicians (especially in red states), which is “you’re right, this isn’t who you are, you’re better than that, vote differently next time” and the actual truth, which is yes you did, fuck you
kevinbuist.com's user avatarKevin Buist @kevinbuist.com ⋅ 2d
Yes, you did vote to deport moms.
83
460
2668
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Raw milk has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
fangferric.bsky.social's user avatarFerric Fang @fangferric.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
RFK Jr celebrated the release of the MAHA report by downing raw milk shooters in the White House with influencer Paul Saladino. Hazards of raw milk include Listeria, Salmonella, Campylobacter, Yersinia, E. coli O157:H7, and now-- avian flu.
16
78
363
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
maggie, reading a strip from a year from now: oh this is so obnoxious, i love it she gets me
1
48
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned it's nice to see Walter Bubbletea, 80-year-old fiance to someone roughly 20, talk to someone his own age.
11
1
27
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
"ESPECIALLY willa!" "dad, has it come to mind yet that if i was correct, actually, about belle being cuckoo for murderpuffs, that she was in fact trying to kill me, your human daughter, all this time" "sorry, still only really care about the fish"
4
9
89
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "My eyes only" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
www.dumbingofage.com
My eyes only
1
6
47
 
reposted by David M Willis!
edidin.bsky.social's user avatar
Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
fuck Target's sad beige pride. You don't have to like rainbows to be loud and proud; AND you can support a currently-unemployed trans artist! (many more at link) www.teepublic.com/user/chekhov...
a black hoodie with hand-lettered white text reading,
a black tshirt with hand-lettered white text reading,
a red tshirt with hand-lettered black text reading,
a maroon tshirt with hand-lettered white text reading,
22
1166
2127
 
reposted by David M Willis!
leavittalone.bsky.social's user avatar
John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Mammal solidarity “stealing and eating a treat with your dexterous little hands”
paulle.bsky.social's user avatarPaul Lê @paulle.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
I'm obsessed with this li'l hungry bub.
73
222
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
*weird dean sounds*
2
7
47
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Got my pointy Galvatron slippers.
1
2
39
 
reposted by David M Willis!
markjacob.bsky.social's user avatar
Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Rolling Stone is one of the few news outlets that know how to write headlines.
rollingstone.com's user avatarRolling Stone @rollingstone.com ⋅ 3d
Report: Elon Used So Much Ketamine He Couldn’t Pee Right The New York Times reports that the billionaire experienced some negative effects from frequent drug use while stumping for Trump last year
header image - Elon Used So Much Ketamine He Couldn't Pee Right: Report
rollingstone.com
Elon Used So Much Ketamine He Couldn't Pee Right: Report
Elon Musk's frequent use of ketamine during the 2024 campaign caused him to experience bladder problems, according to The New York Times.
16
113
485
 
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatar
David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
everyone: remember to transform your ss86 scavenger so that the shovel arm hangs off his ass like a floppy butt-penis
11
8
77
 

©2010-2025 Dumbing of Age | Powered by WordPress with ComicPress | Subscribe: RSS | Privacy Policy | Back to Top ↑