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Resident Assistant

by David M Willis on February 27, 2013 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - Guess Who's Coming to Galasso's
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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    February 27, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    I GOT MY EYES ON YOU, DOOR

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 27, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

      WELL, I GOT MY EYES ON YOU, BILLIE!

      • Skull025
        Skull025
        February 27, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

        WELL I GOT MY BILLIE ON DOOR!

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          February 27, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

          WELL, BILLIE GOT A DOOR ON MY EYE.

          • Totz the Plaid
            Totz the Plaid
            February 27, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

            Billie’s wearing her heart on her FAAAAACE!

            • BlueRam
              BlueRam
              February 27, 2013 at 12:42 am | #

              The Door’s gonna wear her femurs if she doesn’t turn back around.

              • AckAckAck
                AckAckAck
                February 27, 2013 at 1:15 am | #

                Her femurs will turn into lemurs if her tenure of acting demure is over.

                • The Hazmat Kid
                  The Hazmat Kid
                  February 27, 2013 at 1:44 am | #

                  Her lemur’s manicure is sure to lure a pure-bred cow’s manure?

          • G.G.
            G.G.
            February 27, 2013 at 9:57 am | #

            Well that escalated quickly.

        • Tan
          Tan
          February 27, 2013 at 9:32 am | #

          This is your Billie. This is your Billie on a door. Any questions?

          • AckAckAck
            AckAckAck
            February 27, 2013 at 11:45 am | #

            There’s a fetish for that.

            • Reaver
              Reaver
              February 28, 2013 at 6:07 am | #

              Mike has a fetish for your mom…for a nickle

  2. Firedud
    Firedud
    February 27, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    Seems someone’s having second thoughts.

  3. Ragnal
    Ragnal
    February 27, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    Um…where’s the joke? <_<

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 27, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

      I happen to find doors hilarious.

      • Groove
        Groove
        February 27, 2013 at 4:12 am | #

        I do not understand your strange, door-based humor. I mean sure, if it was a door slipping on a bananna peel or a door throwing a pie, but that door is definitely the straight man of the comic.

        • Steven
          Steven
          February 27, 2013 at 6:38 am | #

          Don’t be ridiculous. There are no straight men in Willis’ comics.

          • RobjustRob
            RobjustRob
            February 27, 2013 at 10:08 am | #

            Ba dum tssh

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      February 27, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      That if she walks any farther, she is going to bump her nose on panel four’s border.

      • Josh
        Josh
        February 27, 2013 at 5:00 am | #

        The Joke’s on you, panel 4 doesn’t have a border

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 27, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      It’s a Brick Joke. This is going to make sense later.

      • Jesse
        Jesse
        February 27, 2013 at 2:27 am | #

        You don’t know that. You’re just making excuses.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          February 27, 2013 at 4:40 am | #

          Well, I’m just spit-balling here.

    • cdot
      cdot
      February 27, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

      the door is about to try and makeout with her

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      February 27, 2013 at 1:17 am | #

      She’s moon walking all the way.

    • Jesse
      Jesse
      February 27, 2013 at 2:28 am | #

      I agree. Need a punchline.

      • bunivasal
        bunivasal
        February 27, 2013 at 5:05 pm | #

        You know what’s cool? The way that nobody cares what you need, and will continue to not care until you’ve drawn your own comic.

        • Jesse
          Jesse
          February 28, 2013 at 4:20 am | #

          Really? You’re going down the “You do it, then” route? Just because I don’t have my own website doesn’t mean I don’t have anything to say. This is primarily a comedy series, so I think it’s reasonable to expect a punchline, or at least something happening by the end. Instead, the last panel is completely superfluous. Some of the comments here are more entertaining than the strip they’re about. It’s just not a good installment. I should have said “Needs a punchline”, because the strip’s the one lacking.

          • Li
            Li
            February 28, 2013 at 1:16 pm | #

            Being a humor strip doesn’t forbid it from ever discussing other topics in tones appropriate to them. Or, to put it another way: punch lines for the “Joyce was almost raped” storyline were similarly not present in every single comic. Or Joyce’s dream sequence with Ethan, on a similar note.

            This isn’t the first strip without a punchline, it won’t be the last, and IMHO the final panel emphasizes Billie’s mood.

            The “you make it then!” response you got was really silly and always is, but this complaint is not likely to produce changes, and if it’s a dealbreaker, you might want to read another web comic. Even Shortpacked isn’t always gag-a-licious.

            But again, this observation is based on you wanting something you are unlikely to get in this instance, and NOT on the ridiculous notion that feedback has no place in an artist’s comments section.

            • Jesse
              Jesse
              February 28, 2013 at 8:27 pm | #

              I’m not saying every strip has to end with an actual joke, but something interesting should happen. The near-date-rape had tension, and Joyce’s dream was fascinatingly screwed-up. This has a faint character moment, followed by an anti-climactic picture of a door. Billie’s still walking away, I get it, what now? Don’t get me wrong though, one dull strip does not undo all the entertainment I get out of the series, and I do want to see where this part is going.

    • HLY
      HLY
      February 27, 2013 at 2:34 am | #

      I don’t think this is a humour strip 😉 I think she’s instead thinking wether to confront or report Ruth

    • Gordon Blvd
      Gordon Blvd
      February 27, 2013 at 7:03 am | #

      patience , my friend……………………

      • G.G.
        G.G.
        February 27, 2013 at 9:59 am | #

        Ain’t nobody got time for that!

    • Skyboatpilot
      Skyboatpilot
      February 27, 2013 at 1:48 pm | #

      You don’t need jokes. Storyline! Character development! Lesbians! That’s all I need.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      February 27, 2013 at 3:39 pm | #

      She was expecting Dina to appear.

  4. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    February 27, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    She wanted some of that Resident ASSistant.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 27, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      She was gonna make a ResiDENT in it.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        February 27, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

        I hope the Resident isn’t EVIL.

        • The Hazmat Kid
          The Hazmat Kid
          February 27, 2013 at 1:45 am | #

          I hope the EVIL isn’t DEAD

          • vsophi
            vsophi
            February 27, 2013 at 2:57 am | #

            I hope the DEAD isn’t WALKING.

            • 0kami
              0kami
              February 27, 2013 at 3:25 am | #

              I hope you’re WALKING the LINE.

              • hmrc4evr
                hmrc4evr
                February 27, 2013 at 3:43 am | #

                The whole floor could be directly in the LINE of FIRE.

                • HEYOUGUYZ!
                  HEYOUGUYZ!
                  February 27, 2013 at 4:08 am | #

                  Netflix’s selection of movies beginning with “fire” is surprisingly lame.

                • seven5three
                  seven5three
                  February 27, 2013 at 6:39 am | #

                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcVEOc7ZYgk

                  Billie just needs to HOLD the LINE.
                  LOVE isn’t always on TIME.

                • Makkabee
                  Makkabee
                  February 27, 2013 at 7:36 am | #

                  She shouldn’t be alone right now. If I were her I’d ask the FIRE to WALK WITH ME

                • G.G.
                  G.G.
                  February 27, 2013 at 9:59 am | #

                  Do we have to make our own jokes at this point?

                • Tomb
                  Tomb
                  February 27, 2013 at 11:12 am | #

                  Maybe she should FIGHT FIRE with FIRE.

                • HiEv
                  HiEv
                  February 27, 2013 at 2:43 pm | #

                  I think you mean she should FIGHT FIRE with ST. ELMO’S FIRE.

                • Lukkai
                  Lukkai
                  February 27, 2013 at 3:44 pm | #

                  And her feelings are alternating between FIRE and ICE.

                  (Yeah, I’m on skiing holidays right now. Why you asking?)

  5. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    February 27, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Yeah, I’d want to avoid her too.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 27, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

      I would’ve prefer to confront her.

  6. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    February 27, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Billie is still pissed off it seems.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 27, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

      Well, she’s currently confused rather to confront Ruth or to “confront” Ruth.

      • Josh
        Josh
        February 27, 2013 at 4:10 am | #

        With her penis.

        • TacosForever
          TacosForever
          February 27, 2013 at 1:03 pm | #

          I think it’s the lack of any penises involved that’s confusing Billie.

  7. timmeh
    timmeh
    February 27, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    Is she walking towards or away from the door?

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      February 27, 2013 at 1:23 am | #

      Schrodinger door?

      • Darth Cariss
        Darth Cariss
        February 27, 2013 at 6:05 am | #

        If we don’t get a resolution to this strip then she is both walking twords and away from the door at the same time.

    • Tina
      Tina
      February 27, 2013 at 4:18 am | #

      I think the 180 rule was broken. Either that or she looked at the door and walked away. It isn’t super clear.

      If you’re not familiar with it, here’s a link to wikipedia. It’s a filmaking term, but I guess it would apply to comics too.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/180-degree_rule

  8. Michael
    Michael
    February 27, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    I can already feel myself bracing for a Friday cliffhanger.

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      February 27, 2013 at 1:25 am | #

      It’s Ethan hanging on a real cliff to avoid berserking Joyce.

  9. Count Dracula
    Count Dracula
    February 27, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    “That lousy door is making fun of me for being illiterate! What a jerk!”

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 27, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      Billie also hates “pull” and “push” doors. She only reads them after she makes a fool of herself.

      • AckAckAck
        AckAckAck
        February 27, 2013 at 1:26 am | #

        Better than “solve the puzzle to open the damn” door.

        • thomas0comer
          thomas0comer
          February 27, 2013 at 4:13 pm | #

          Better than “Kill all the enemies who have done nothing but exist to open the” door.

      • John
        John
        February 27, 2013 at 6:43 pm | #

        “Midvale School for the Gifted.”

  10. arjay2813
    arjay2813
    February 27, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    BILLIE GO IN RUTH’S ROOM!! grrr, the force is not with me T.T

  11. John
    John
    February 27, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

    I’m… not really sure what Billie’s doing here?

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 27, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

      She’s torn between the desire to continue doing with Ruth and the desire to say “WTF Ruth?”

    • insomniac
      insomniac
      February 27, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

      She is dramatically not knocking on Ruth’s door.

      • John
        John
        February 27, 2013 at 2:00 am | #

        Yeah, but… is she just not knocking in passing? Or did she stop and stare at Ruth’s door for a while before deciding to walk away? Did she just happen to pass Ruth’s room on her way back from putting the moves on Daisy? Or did she come down here deliberately to confront Ruth, and then change her mind and not do it? I can’t tell!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 27, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

      Walking.

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      February 27, 2013 at 1:27 am | #

      I think she’s just back from the newspaper office back to her room and passed the RA door.

  12. Memyself
    Memyself
    February 27, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

    I’m not sure I understand. Did she pass the door, then turn around to go challenger Ruth?

    • someguywithakatana
      someguywithakatana
      February 27, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

      She shot a look of anger at the door and continued walking by it. That is the door in the final frame.

      Took me a second to get, myself.

      • Memyself
        Memyself
        February 27, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

        Ahh… Thanks.

      • Odentin
        Odentin
        February 27, 2013 at 12:48 am | #

        Not quite. Look at the perspective on it. She’s walking to the left in the second panel, and then to the right in the third. She had to have turned around. Time is a factor, though. Did she turn around immediately turn around? Or did she reach her destination and then pass by the door again later?

        • someguywithakatana
          someguywithakatana
          February 27, 2013 at 12:53 am | #

          The second panel is from the perspective of the door. Between panel two and panel 3, the perspective shifted around to the other side of Billie. This is part of what makes the scene difficult to interpret, as it violates the 180 degree rule.

          • someguywithakatana
            someguywithakatana
            February 27, 2013 at 12:55 am | #

            The door behind Billie being visually indistinct from the one she’s looking at doesn’t help either, but if you know what you’re looking for, you can figure it out.

          • DEG1377
            DEG1377
            February 27, 2013 at 4:04 am | #

            Don’t cross the Line of Action!!!

            >__<

            • G.G.
              G.G.
              February 27, 2013 at 10:01 am | #

              Hollywood does…

              • Gregory
                Gregory
                February 27, 2013 at 12:32 pm | #

                Hollywood does a lot of things wrong. Very frequently.

        • AckAckAck
          AckAckAck
          February 27, 2013 at 1:29 am | #

          Actually that’s just the door across the RA door, so Billie just pass the hall once.

  13. Shpla
    Shpla
    February 27, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

    Okay I feel stupid, what is the significance of the lack of panel boarder on number four?

    • Markus
      Markus
      February 27, 2013 at 9:18 am | #

      None too significant. Willis always has one panel frameless. It does work quite well here, as Billie has walked out of frame in this one.

    • dcmeserve
      dcmeserve
      February 28, 2013 at 3:54 pm | #

      Foreshadowing!

      Sorry, I’ve been reading the ShortPacked comments a lot lately.

  14. Aeron
    Aeron
    February 27, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

    Little does she know that the door is staring back.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 27, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

      Well, as they say “The doors have eyes”.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        February 27, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

        Who says that?

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          February 27, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

          Farmers.

          • AckAckAck
            AckAckAck
            February 27, 2013 at 1:30 am | #

            Corn farmers?

            • anickel4u
              anickel4u
              February 27, 2013 at 1:45 am | #

              Pepperidge farmers, and they do remember!!

            • The Hazmat Kid
              The Hazmat Kid
              February 27, 2013 at 1:47 am | #

              Iowan corn farmers.

              • G.G.
                G.G.
                February 27, 2013 at 10:02 am | #

                You guys don’t quit do you. lol

  15. Nexev
    Nexev
    February 27, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

    How plot relevant is glaring at a door? Shes mad at ruth but that was already established. This is just a three panel equivalent of the word very.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 27, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

      It’s a bit more complex than that, me thinks.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 27, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

      Well, you can say a lot without even saying one thing.

    • Kemp
      Kemp
      February 27, 2013 at 1:27 pm | #

      My guess: Billie’s immediate action to Ruth was anger. I’m pretty sure she hasn’t expressed anger at Ruth since then, though – even when describing the event to Daisy. So Willis may be trying to show that Billie hasn’t internally given Ruth any pardon in the time since – fury wasn’t just her gut reaction, it’s her state of mind.

      Whether you think it was necessary clarification or not is another thing…

  16. Andrea
    Andrea
    February 27, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

    I think Billie was expecting to see Ruth out in the hall like usual.

    • Weiss
      Weiss
      February 27, 2013 at 12:42 am | #

      yea, thats what i thought too.

    • anickel4u
      anickel4u
      February 27, 2013 at 1:42 am | #

      That seems correct.

  17. Davriel
    Davriel
    February 27, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

    Ruth saw everything through the peephole.

    • phlebas
      phlebas
      February 27, 2013 at 6:18 am | #

      Mm. I was expecting a sneaky ‘Ruth’ tag.

  18. Weiss
    Weiss
    February 27, 2013 at 12:38 am | #

    I’m bettin Billie misses Ruth hasslin her. thats why she stares at the door, which Ruth usually hang out near.

  19. Dierna
    Dierna
    February 27, 2013 at 12:47 am | #

    Oh look… a door… yay?

  20. PainfulBuggery
    PainfulBuggery
    February 27, 2013 at 1:05 am | #

    A kiss you can’t forget Billie? You can’t avoid what you can’t forget. You’ll have to confront it someday.

  21. Kurodansei
    Kurodansei
    February 27, 2013 at 1:14 am | #

    Please enlighten us to the perspective of this comic Mr. Willis!

    • Kurodansei
      Kurodansei
      February 27, 2013 at 1:14 am | #

      I’ve had a long and confusing day I don’t need this!

      • Raine
        Raine
        February 27, 2013 at 1:31 am | #

        See the diff between panel’s 3 and 4? Where it’s black bordered and not? Billie snuck into Ruth’s room inbetween there =D

      • AckAckAck
        AckAckAck
        February 27, 2013 at 1:32 am | #

        You want the truth? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

  22. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    February 27, 2013 at 1:22 am | #

    In the super secret 5th panel, a tear drops from the peephole.

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      February 27, 2013 at 1:33 am | #

      So the door (and stuff inside it) is an eldrith abomination?

  23. AckAckAck
    AckAckAck
    February 27, 2013 at 1:37 am | #

    The last panel is leaking through the fourth wall! Billie will appear in front of me in 3…..2…..1…..

  24. alicemacher
    alicemacher
    February 27, 2013 at 2:03 am | #

    Ambillievalence.

  25. jsepeta
    jsepeta
    February 27, 2013 at 2:39 am | #

    Maybe Ruth killed herself, and Billie is stomping around all mad hoping for Ruth to come out, and when she realizes Ruth is dead, she’ll be all sad like Juliette.

  26. Migenro
    Migenro
    February 27, 2013 at 3:18 am | #

    In the Walkyverse, you know how this will end up to be

    • AckAckAck
      AckAckAck
      February 27, 2013 at 11:48 am | #

      All out brawl?

  27. 0kami
    0kami
    February 27, 2013 at 3:27 am | #

    Next week next week next week next week next week next week …

  28. thelastnerd
    thelastnerd
    February 27, 2013 at 5:17 am | #

    WHOA LET’S SLOW DOWN HERE. This story is moving at an ALARMING pace…

  29. DannyBoy
    DannyBoy
    February 27, 2013 at 7:03 am | #

    I demand you go back to dinosaurs, Willis!

  30. Yarrr
    Yarrr
    February 27, 2013 at 7:12 am | #

    This comic is funnier if you read it right-to-left.

  31. Animal
    Animal
    February 27, 2013 at 7:28 am | #

    Go on, Billie. You want some of that hot red stuff. Go oooooonnnnn!

  32. Zababcd
    Zababcd
    February 27, 2013 at 8:13 am | #

    For clarity, I think perhaps the order of panels 1 and 2 would have been better reversed. Alternatively, I second the comment from DEG1377 earlier about the line of action; see the 180-degree rule.

    I feel like prefacing that comment with ‘I don’t want to tell you your business, but’. It’s clearly untrue; I enjoy pretending that I know something about making webcomics. But it’s really the only opportunity to use that phrase.

  33. Gregory
    Gregory
    February 27, 2013 at 12:28 pm | #

    She’ll be back. Nobody can resist making out with a cute redhead. She’s addicted already, she just doesn’t know it yet.

  34. Notebooked
    Notebooked
    February 27, 2013 at 2:16 pm | #

    On the one hand, this confidence/anger may be just a front, and she’s actually conflicted — perhaps not with her treatment of Ruth, but with newfound confusions about sexuality rising. On the other, she may be about to knock on that door and lay down ground rules for their interaction, prepared to leave if things go nasty.
    On the one hand, I’d like to see something supportive happen between these two. On the other, I realize how boring it’d be if Ruth clung to the sort of vulnerable/desperate frame of mind she had in the last comic she saw her in, and Billie managed to help her with few complications…

    Willis writes the best soap operas ever.

  35. Arkadi
    Arkadi
    February 27, 2013 at 4:48 pm | #

    You want the Ruth, Billie? You can’t handle the Ruth!!

    • HMRC4EVR
      HMRC4EVR
      February 27, 2013 at 7:23 pm | #

      Okay….I’m both ashamed I didn’t think of that first and awed by how awesomly perfect it is for this strip.

      To you I give an internet and a lifetime supply of Ranch Doritos.

      • Arkadi
        Arkadi
        February 28, 2013 at 12:30 pm | #

        *Bows* I shall use them wisely and for the good of mankind.

  36. Kemp
    Kemp
    February 27, 2013 at 4:49 pm | #

    Irrelevant to the story: That second panel is probably my favorite shot of Billie in the series. The stooped posture, the furious yet subtle expression, the shadows – for some reason, it leaves a strong emotional imprint on my mind.

    Contextual spatial disorientation aside.

  37. DSL
    DSL
    February 27, 2013 at 5:43 pm | #

    DOOR: “What do you think you are doing, Billie?”

  38. Dr.Z
    Dr.Z
    February 27, 2013 at 6:50 pm | #

    Is Ruth avoiding Billie by staying in her room?

  39. Wazat
    Wazat
    February 27, 2013 at 8:52 pm | #

    So by raise of hands, who ships Billie and the door?

  40. piemanpie24
    piemanpie24
    February 27, 2013 at 9:18 pm | #

    The one time I decide to miss a strips release and go to bed is the time when a strip that continues the Ruth/Billie storyline is released. Ugh. Never going to bed before 12:02 on weeknights again.

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