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Novae
KaiJu
A historical romance with a touch magic and a dash of astronomy. It chronicles the romantic adventures of Sulvain, a sweet tempered necromancer and Raziol, a passionate 17th century astronomer.
Nerf Now!!
Josué Pereira
A cute webcomic about fanservice, video games, and... love. Mostly video games, though.
ARISE, YE SKELETON KING
Brian Clevinger, Escher Cattle, Lee Black
A troupe of wandering "adventurers" down to their last silver "acquire" a map only to find the real treasure was the fiend they dug up along the way.
Peritale
Mari Costa
A fairy godmother with no magic tries her best to successfully fulfill a Fairytale and win the respect of her peers.
Dumbing of Age
David M Willis
Joyce has been homeschooled her entire life until now, when she's suddenly a freshman in college! Things don't go well.
Cyanide & Happiness
Explosm
Satire, dark humor and surreal humor.
Monster's Garden
Ash G.
Champion pit fighter Kilo Monster was content to spend the rest of his days tending to his quiet garden alone... until he met a curious robot girl and her human family.
Nigh Heaven & Hell
Scotty
Heather Vodihn is on a simple mission: find her father. However she becomes entangled with two strangers with mysterious powers being stalked by a group with bizarre demands. Heather must learn to trust her new traveling companions, even if she is untrustworthy herself.
Not Drunk Enough
Tess Stone
Logan Ibarra is possibly the unluckiest repairman in the world. A late night job should not have landed him in the middle of a mad scientist's squabble, but he soon finds himself surrounded by monsters and further madness with little tools to get out.
Darkling Bright
Chris Hazelton
Kieran Bright is a college student home for the summer and roped into an online reunion with his old neighborhood friends in the most recent update of their favorite childhood MMORPG.
At least, he was, and that was the idea...
Join Kieran and his friends as they are pulled into another reality that may or may not be real and are forced to confront their own identities, the nature of simulated universes and reality itself.
Empowered
Adam Warren
A sexy superhero comedy (except when it isn't) about the never-ending struggles of a plucky but very unlucky young superheroine.
Three Panel Soul
Matt Boyd, Ian McConville
It's a pretty rigid format but we keep the content loose, you know?
Augustine
Winter Jay Kiakas, Windy
August and her ragtag group are just like everyone else, simply surviving in the treacherous Crater... When they stumble into what may be an artifact of the ancient past, their lives are thrown into a much bigger loop as they trifle with bounty hunters, monsters and gods.
The Messenger
indui
In a ruin-abound town cursed with bad luck, Kai and Kalla--a young boy and a fledgling dragonbird spirit--take on a quest in hopes the reward will solve all of their problems.
Sister Claire
Yamino
In the troubled aftermath of a great war between Witches and her fellow Nuns, novice Sister Claire just wants a purpose.
Saint for Rent
Ru Xu
Saint Halliday runs an inn for Time Travelers. Unfortunately, he seems to attract other supernatural "guests," too.
Angel's Orchard
Harry Bogosian
After the events in Demon's Mirror, Gerda has accepted her role as a Demon Hunter, and Cezar has traveled back to the Demon City. Demons have existed alongside humans for millennia, so things begin to return to normal. But an impossibly powerful Relic has been taken by one of the Demon Masters, and a silent war enters its final stages.
Blindsprings
Kadi Fedoruk
Tamaura, wrested into a world 300 years in the future, must find a way to save the magic fading from her country.
Lies Within
Lacey
Lysander's aimless and carefree life is turned upside down when he accidentally discovers that the cute boy next door, Simon, is a literal monster
Sleepless Domain
Mary Cagle (Cube Watermelon)
In a world where magical girls and their battles are commonplace, loss has become all too common as well.
Edison Rex
Chris Roberson
The adventures of the world’s greatest villain who, after defeating his superheroic nemesis, decides that he’s the only one left to defend the world.
Barbarous
Ananth Hirsh, Yuko Ota
A crummy wizard and an anxious monster have to get over themselves and bring order to an apartment building full of misfits.
Heroes of Thantopolis
Izzy Strontium Hall
A living boy fights to save the City of the Dead.
Ozzie the Vampire
Eric Lide
Ozzie and her best friend Kimmy are your average everyday normal art students – except one is an immortal vampire with superpowers and the other possesses a magic talking grimoire. Also they have to save their town from a demonic invasion.
Namesake
Isa, Meg
There's ghosts at your heels and fairy tale worlds ahead. What do you do? Jump down the rabbit hole!
Sakana
Mad Rupert
Our heroes must navigate a hazardous dating scene, overcome personal anxieties, and wrangle unruly seafood in order to find love, peace of mind, and a paycheck.
The Weave
Rennie Kingsley
A young woman pursued by bad luck is witness to the murder of the Fairy Queen of Summer. Can she get to the bottom of this mystery?
Little Tiny Things
Clover
What are the little things that move us? The simple joys that warm our bodies and hearts? The micro life of insects that influence our world more than we think? The tiny steps we make everyday to have a happier tomorrow?
Stand Still, Stay Silent
Minna Sundberg
A few generations after the end of the world, a small, poorly financed research crew is sent out to rediscover whatever is left of the forbidden old world in the south.
The Golden Boar
Magnolia Porter Siddell
A young woman joins a group of summoners who call forth Guardian Beasts to protect their isolated magical island. Unfortunately, her Guardian Beast is nothing like she'd imagined, and he's about to change her life, and everything she thought she knew about herself...
Freakshow
Scotty
A festival of broken people, blood flows in the center ring. Come one and come all, to the greatest show in all of Paris.
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Considering some of the pants I’ve seen guys wear on Saturday nights…
No seriously: How do they get their junk in there? I’ve got trouble with the trousers of my old army uniform and some of these are even less spacious down there!
Burning witches is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical pyrolysis ceremony
TAS forever left me with the impression that the Batman voice WAS his real voice, because even in private and NOT in costume, his voice would get deeper when he was talking about serious things.
Maybe… maybe this DOA world is just an imagination of dying young Amber after she got shot in that robbery. In this world Amber is a superhero and have a nice boyfriend. She’s strong and happy and……
There’ve been three, four new ones in the rotation in the last week or so. Amazi-Girl on the rooftop, Danny and Amber on the bridge, and a group shot focused on Joyce, that I can recall offhand.
Who knows, maybe the sign will catch more attention being upside down. They might actually get more people attending to the sign then before. Because it is hard to drive and turn your head upside down.
Is that “Dead End” sign supposed to be a symbolic allegory for Dan and Amazigirl’s progress in this strip? Could it be romantically related like “This relationship is going nowhere fast.” Or does it have something to do with putting this sign back where it belongs i.e. “This hatchet job is going nowhere fast” Or is the dead end sign more meant to be used as a literal device like “This street is going nowhere fast.”
Shouldn’t that go one for about twelve more panels? Ending with it inexplicably right side up immediately followed by the signpost falling over, I mean.
But that would be inexplicable, and I cannot allow that. The laws of the physical universe have so far been observed in this webcomic. As far as I can recall.
It’s pretty astounding what goes unnoticed, sometimes. I’m not saying that I’m Captain Observant or anything – I mean, occasionally I read the comments and I go “GOD, how did I not notice that already?!” But other times, I read the comments and my reaction is more akin to yours. That was only a few strips ago!!
I love how she just yanked it off the first time, and now it turns out hey! There are actually screws holding the sign up, and not just, I dunno, velcro or something.
Superman did it – you cannot go back in time by flying very fast against the time zones (even if you do it very fast). John McClane fights on the wing of a taxi-ing airplane (the fans on the jet turbines should have sucked him in instantly) and he blows up the petrol tank of the aircraft by lighting a trail of petrol streaming from the same aircraft (the fire shouldn’t have been able to go upstream.
Actually it can go upstream. But it will be so slow at it, that anything moving faster than about good walking speed will usually get away. Which a starting plane actually does, if memory serves me right.
“Well, Amazi-tits stole the sign. As another act of baffling vandalism, want to replace this pole with a slightly longer pole, so that it’s harder for her to replace it later?”
Of course if they keep hanging out like this, someone is going to catch on that Amazi-Girl cares for Danny, which will inevitably lead to Danny getting kidnapped so that someone can get Amazi-Girl to do something for the kidnappers.
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
Josh Gerstein@joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore.
theonion.com/you-can...
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908.
"You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com ⋅ 1d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
It's #webcomicday? We have a special day???
Well, my name is Pat McHoarney and I draw 69 Mouse-Ear Blvd, a multigenerational story about women who all have sexy legs and probably other features. There was a grandmother, but she wasn't hot and so she died off-panel.
Elizabeth Holmes is in prison for defrauding investors through her blood-testing company, Theranos. Her partner, Billy Evans, is now trying to raise money for a company that describes itself as “the future of diagnostics.” nyti.ms/3FbtZm9
Josh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 1d
Pavel
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BOOBHAT
Not quite as convenient as the condom cap, but much squishier.
Boobhat is the best for survivor automobile and motorcycle crashes.
A Real Man™ would stand erect for days if it meant getting SkullBoob®.
Actually if you stand erect for days you need to check it to your local doctor immediately….
Why would I do that? The doctor’s office kills my boner. My boner exists for days by choice not by medical condition.
FIRST COMMENT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! VERY FIRST THING REMARKED UPON!
The SECOND best form of headwear.
Ok I’ll bite, what is THE best headwear ever?
I’m pretty sure we are looking at it.
YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!
Alas, Mr. Goatee Graffiti still got a better deal, what with all of the Amazi-Package in his FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.
Well, I’m an ass man myself so I prefer ASSHA…. nevermind.
Lucky Danny. He’s in an Amazi-Vice.
If you tighten the bottom nut enough, it might just stay upright anyway.
That’s what she sai-
Actually that sounds too painful to be what she said.
Was that S&M advice or road sign repair?
YES!
I don’t think that I want to know.
Usually when tightening and bottom nuts are involved it’s a Saturday night.
Considering some of the pants I’ve seen guys wear on Saturday nights…
No seriously: How do they get their junk in there? I’ve got trouble with the trousers of my old army uniform and some of these are even less spacious down there!
Basically sums up my life
You have boobs resting on your head recently? LUCKY!
No. Raibean is just an upside down Dead End sign.
A Live Beginning?
“Many people drove off the road today, perplexed by the sign ‘DNE DAED’.”
Oddly enough, I learnt how to read up-side-down English in school.
puǝ pɐǝp
HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?
WITCH! SHE’S A WITCH I TELL YOU!
But does she weigh the same as a duck?
I think Scott is a guy … so he’s a WIZARD!!!!! A WIZARD DID IT!
You’re a wizard Scotty.
Gave a whole new meaning for the phrase “Beam me up Scotty!”
Engineering must have a well-stocked bar, always Beaming people …
˙ǝɔɐɟǝdʎʇ ɐ uı sɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ pǝsnun uǝʇɟo ǝɥʇ buısn s,ʇı ‘ʇɟɐɹɔɥɔʇıʍ ʇ,usı ʇı
[ɪf ju kæ̃n ɹid θɪs ju mʌɪt bi ə lɪ̃ŋgwɪst]
Not bad. But not good enough yet!
By all means, please tell.
What you wrote? (“If you can read this you must be a linguist.” Am not, by the way, but still had no trouble.)
Or what do you mean?
(Sorry for the late answer. Been sick.)
ANOTHER WITCH!! PREPARE THE TORCHES!
And remember, the one burning the most witches is to be the new king !
Or queen. This is an equal-opportunist monarchy.
Burning witches is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical pyrolysis ceremony
*slow clap* well played.
H̭̹͔̱ͅe̹̻̫̘̮ ̜͎̲̥͕W̟͙̯̹̦̮̜h̝̮͎̥o ̖̥W̬̹̲̥ͅa̗i̞̤̤̲̞t̟̪̟͖̼s̫ ̖̰B̠̗̻̣̙̟̝e̫̬͓̘h̤͔̰i̹̦͓͓n̦̞d͍̯͉͉̺ ͙t͎̦̮̣͕h͕͙e͇͓̺̠ͅ ̣W̯̪͙͍̞͇͇a͍ll̳̦̠̱̪.̩̟̜̙̣̻̰ ̳Z̺̗̝͙͔A͓L̼G͈O͚͔̯̝̭̞!͖
http://www.upsidedowntext.com/
Thanks! I was trying to find that one in my bookmarks when I noticed that I only had it on my old computer, not on the current one.
Amber sure is doing a good job at maintaining her Amazi-girl voice throughout all of this.
It always amused me to think that Batman was doing the voice even when he was surprised or injured.
“I am the nigh-” BLAM! “Ow! Sonuvabongo, even with kevlar on that stings like a mother!“
I see my second set of bold tags vanished, and yet didn’t take effect. Odd.
They got lost in the TARDIS.
TAS forever left me with the impression that the Batman voice WAS his real voice, because even in private and NOT in costume, his voice would get deeper when he was talking about serious things.
Maybe…maybe the Amazi-Girl voice is the ‘real’ voice and the Amber voice is the facade.
Maybe… maybe this DOA world is just an imagination of dying young Amber after she got shot in that robbery. In this world Amber is a superhero and have a nice boyfriend. She’s strong and happy and……
damn you!! learn to use spoiler tags will you!!! D:<<
In The Dark Knight movie Batman talks to Lucius (Morgan Freeman) in his Batman voice while in costume even though Lucius knows he is Bruce Wayne.
I think the theory is that you just get used to talking that way every time you’re in costume and it becomes difficult to stop doing it.
Or maybe he just want to avoid possible surveillance camera and recording device planted by the enemies.
I always assumed it was some feature built into the suit. That way he doesn’t have to worry about remembering to do it.
Amazi-girl is getting her buxom all over Danny.
PS: What is the meaning of the hover text?
Flip over your monitor and read it.
Now I feel silly for googling it.
It’s upside down, just like the sign!
Read it upside-down. And then be underwhelmed by what it says.
I believe the hover text is supposed to look like the phrase “dead end” upside down.
Danny would probably be steadier if he had a spine.
Are any kind of muscle.
Beat me to it.
Some personality might help, too.
Maybe add a range of facial expressions ?
Danny has a plethora of facial expressions! There’s that one he makes when he’s whining… Um… Shit…
Well, he could always float her on his good intentions.
So is that what you call it? I have heard many pet names, but that is a new one.
Danny needs to stand closer to the pole, perhaps to use the pole to hold him up while he holds her up.
Or at least do a little dance on it to make her feel better.
I imagine that pole dances are a lot less entertaining if you’re trying to sit on the shoulders of the person doing the dancing.
Well the Mazurek does involve a lot of movement but is quite lively.
Maybe it would help if he faced the other way while holding her up.
Signs and Portents of things to come?
No, really guys, that’s fine, I think anyone with a brain can read “DEAD END” upside down.
*Nope, I’m serious, it can’t be that impossible to do*
…I couldn’t.
(See above.)
I can almost hear the sound of two evil engineering students laughing maniacally in the distance.
Next strip, AG will swear revenge on her newfound nemesis and she will spend the next few weeks hunting them !
How long can Amazi-Girl keep up that voice? Does she gargle gravel every few minutes?
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Quick Danny! My voice is going! Give me your gravel!
Go on! the camera is rolling!
Camera-man, superhero that always appear when in your most unfortunate moment or sexual event!
Sorry I’m everywhere over this comic right now, but is that a new DoA banner at the top I’m seeing?
There’ve been three, four new ones in the rotation in the last week or so. Amazi-Girl on the rooftop, Danny and Amber on the bridge, and a group shot focused on Joyce, that I can recall offhand.
Funny enough the ad I got with this strip was about arrest records being made public. XD
I suppose that sign looks proper if you were in an airplane coming straight down onto that area.
Or if you walk on your hands everywhere.
Or if you’re Derpy.
IF ONE IS TRULY A MAN, HE DOES NOT FALTER WHEN A WOMAN’S BREASTS ARE ON HIS HEAD!!!
Best avatar for statement?
Best avatar for statement.
…Close enough!
Who knows, maybe the sign will catch more attention being upside down. They might actually get more people attending to the sign then before. Because it is hard to drive and turn your head upside down.
I just searched for how many times the word ‘boob’ showed up in these 42 comments, and it’s only four. I think we can do better.
Are you talking about the boobs on his fAAAAAAAAAce ?
No, the ones on his HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD but actually nowhere near his FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.
HER BOOBS ARE ON HIS HEEEEEAAAAD!
Since we already brought batman into the discussion further up.
As a librarian, I feel it’s my duty to remind you to include synonyms in a search.
BOOBS: see also
Breasts, mammaries, topcurves, amazi-tits, male gaze tractor beams, and snuzzlers.
You missed ta-tas, hooties, gazongas, and my personal favorite, sweater kittens.
I’ve heard that as sweater puppies. Maybe it depends on whether the speaker is a cat person.
Or if the boobage has claws?
http://www.spaff.com/poesy/boobs.html
Because you missed most of 99 words for boobs.
Am I allowed to bring in German ones as well?
the more you set up these adorable couples the more i’m terrified of when you inevitably start smashing them apart
probably with each other.
Know we know why the Decepticon Dead End is so depressed.
He came across this sign.
Bet the police will come and mistake them for thieves
Boobhat!
Next
Boobfaceplant!
The more I look at the first panel, the more Danny looks like Joyce.
I don’t know what this says about me.
It means that you need to go to bed.
You know, I figured that, but almost every comment I make on her ends with “I need to get more sleep”. I wanted to mix it up.
*here even
Good to know now I’m making suggestive/strange typos and it’s not even 10PM yet.
Is that “Dead End” sign supposed to be a symbolic allegory for Dan and Amazigirl’s progress in this strip? Could it be romantically related like “This relationship is going nowhere fast.” Or does it have something to do with putting this sign back where it belongs i.e. “This hatchet job is going nowhere fast” Or is the dead end sign more meant to be used as a literal device like “This street is going nowhere fast.”
Or it could just be that it was a Dead End sign.
Sometimes a cigar is just a phallus you use to sex up an intern.
Wait, what was I talking about again?
The Magna Charta.
I’ve put together next week’s comic.
I mean tomorrow’s.
Shouldn’t that go one for about twelve more panels? Ending with it inexplicably right side up immediately followed by the signpost falling over, I mean.
But that would be inexplicable, and I cannot allow that. The laws of the physical universe have so far been observed in this webcomic. As far as I can recall.
…Wait. If she can’t put the sign up herself, how the hell did she take it down in the first place?
if only she had needed to climb up on some other guy’s shoulders to take it down in the first place, this would have all made sense
Yeah, my first thought was, “Waitaminute, didn’t she take that down by herself?”
nobody actually reads this comic
It’s pretty astounding what goes unnoticed, sometimes. I’m not saying that I’m Captain Observant or anything – I mean, occasionally I read the comments and I go “GOD, how did I not notice that already?!” But other times, I read the comments and my reaction is more akin to yours. That was only a few strips ago!!
This looks like a job for… Amazi-stool!
I can’t believe nobody has said this yet.
I love how she just yanked it off the first time, and now it turns out hey! There are actually screws holding the sign up, and not just, I dunno, velcro or something.
She undid it while sitting on the shoulders of one of the vandals.
Turns out vandals are resistant to her super-boob powers.
Did you forget about the super-closeup panel of her undoing one of the nuts with a wrench she conveniently happened to have??
The guy she was using for a ladder before was a vertebrate.
Burn!
Boobs on head. That is all.
Joe: “Hey Danny, I didn’t see you around last night. Where did you go?”
Danny: “Oh, I’m with Amazi-Girl, screwing some loose nuts.”
Joe: “………….. Well, good for you then!”
Also: “Polishing her sign” (“Wiping”? “Cleaning”?)
At the very least “She did mount me.”
Ah a Super Hero defeated by it’s oldest foe: the laws of physics
Superman did it – you cannot go back in time by flying very fast against the time zones (even if you do it very fast). John McClane fights on the wing of a taxi-ing airplane (the fans on the jet turbines should have sucked him in instantly) and he blows up the petrol tank of the aircraft by lighting a trail of petrol streaming from the same aircraft (the fire shouldn’t have been able to go upstream.
Actually it can go upstream. But it will be so slow at it, that anything moving faster than about good walking speed will usually get away. Which a starting plane actually does, if memory serves me right.
I’m suddenly reminded of Quantum & Woody.
I guess these two never heard of an Amazi-Ladder? LoLz
Ever since she had that final climactic fight with Amazi-Stool, Amber has been reluctant to get another sidekick of justice/top shelf access.
She has occasionally had moments of regret, but Amazi-Stool has become Stoolwing now, and shown no interest in reconciliation.
Amazi-Girl is Noelle?
I mean, uh… sorry, twelve-year-old Avalon in-joke flashback. Nothing to see here. Move along.
What is sorry is that I actually got that joke.
That’s really frightening, because I didn’t even know [i]I[/i] remembered it until it popped into my head upon reading begbert’s comment.
“Well, Amazi-tits stole the sign. As another act of baffling vandalism, want to replace this pole with a slightly longer pole, so that it’s harder for her to replace it later?”
See now, that’s the kind of dedication-to-vandalism I’ve come to expect of engineering students of major universities.
“Sounds good. Hey, while we’ve got the pole down, why don’t we drill out the holes so that the head of the bolt will slip through them?”
Seeing this comic reminds me of a very good reason I should get back into the dating scene…
Seriously, haven’t the original vandals tagged like 20 signs while this is going on?
Of course if they keep hanging out like this, someone is going to catch on that Amazi-Girl cares for Danny, which will inevitably lead to Danny getting kidnapped so that someone can get Amazi-Girl to do something for the kidnappers.
…Or perhaps I read too many comic books.
Or some pushy reporter will want to interview him.
…Or some pushy reporter dressed as Cheerleader kidnaps him.
Billie will want Danny to arrange for her to meet with Amazi-Girl.
For… journalism.