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Memorial Stadium

by David M Willis on September 8, 2013 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - Just Hangin' Out With My Family
└ Tags: howard, jennifer, ruth

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  1. Dorky
    Dorky
    September 8, 2013 at 12:01 am | #

    punch it. (louder!)

    • Darth
      Darth
      September 8, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      harder

      • NightmareWarden
        NightmareWarden
        September 8, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

        Faster.

        • Core279
          Core279
          September 8, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

          Stronger.

          • dracorotor
            dracorotor
            September 8, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

            Hour after hour
            punching’s never over.

          • Dorky
            Dorky
            September 8, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

            no, you lumps. i was quoting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDoJegj-VfU
            except the line is “pump it”

            • JBO
              JBO
              September 8, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

              Replying wrong won’t kill me.
              It only makes me stronger.
              I need to you to shut up man.
              Cause we can reply whatever.
              Man I’ve been replying all night now
              That’s how long I’ve ben on ya
              /ya refering to teh site)

              • Dorky
                Dorky
                September 8, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

                how dare you.

                • Dorky
                  Dorky
                  September 8, 2013 at 12:12 am | #
                • Dorky
                  Dorky
                  September 8, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

                  ( /joke)

              • eyss
                eyss
                September 8, 2013 at 12:31 am | #

                why the pause

              • Yotomoe
                Yotomoe
                September 8, 2013 at 12:34 am | #

                Let’s comment tonight,
                I’ll be your yotomoe tonight
                Drawing your little ships tonight
                and y’all don’t give a fuck who I ship, right?

                • Hythrain
                  Hythrain
                  September 8, 2013 at 2:24 am | #

                  I do. Very much so.

                • Cas A Nova
                  Cas A Nova
                  September 8, 2013 at 7:02 pm | #

                  Have you given us Blaine and Billy yet? I seem to recall you threatening it.

                  Or someone just as evil/perfect was. I get things confused.

                • Yotomoe
                  Yotomoe
                  September 8, 2013 at 7:23 pm | #

                  I’m too busy shipping Faz and Dina.

            • Skull025
              Skull025
              September 8, 2013 at 11:31 am | #

              She’s lump, she’s lump, she’s lump, SHE’S IN MY HEAD!

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            September 8, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

            WETTER!

            • Darth
              Darth
              September 8, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

              Not gonna lie, with an icon like that I’m wondering what the hell is going on.

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                September 8, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

                Azula sure does like her BBQs. 😀

                • JBO
                  JBO
                  September 8, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

                  YES! WITHOUT TASTY BBQ WE HAVE WON THE COMPETITION KNOWN AS IRON CHEF! YOU SHALL NEVER RISE FROM YOU SHAME AGAIN!

                • JBO
                  JBO
                  September 8, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

                  ARGH! That was supposed to read “With”

                • JBO
                  JBO
                  September 8, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

                  * “With our”

                • Argon
                  Argon
                  September 8, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

                  I would be more impressed if they did manage to win Iron Chef without tasty BBQ.

                • Kaci
                  Kaci
                  September 8, 2013 at 2:07 am | #

                  I got here way late; was catching up on Austin Powers.

                  But I feel like a joke needs to be made about liking BBQ as Ethan likes Joshua.

          • Wack'd
            Wack'd
            September 8, 2013 at 12:27 am | #

            And $6,000,000 more expensive.

          • Andrusi
            Andrusi
            September 8, 2013 at 1:06 am | #

            More alive!

          • Lord Geovanni
            Lord Geovanni
            April 1, 2014 at 10:45 am | #

            The.. The punches that don’t kill me.
            Can only make me stronger.
            Just dont touch my femurs.
            Or I woun’t live much longer

  2. Mo
    Mo
    September 8, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Pay attention to the band!

    • KingMabel
      KingMabel
      September 8, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      But the band director this year sucks! The cool guy that let us play Michael Jackson retired!

    • Dorky
      Dorky
      September 8, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      or the cheerleaders.

      • JBO
        JBO
        September 8, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

        I think Billie already made it clear that she does not like being leered at.

        • The Candyman
          The Candyman
          September 8, 2013 at 10:19 am | #

          What? She was complaining about how Howard was only guy that would leer at her. Total attention whore.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      September 8, 2013 at 12:28 am | #

      Weren’t they good, they made me happy.
      I think I can make it alone.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 8, 2013 at 12:35 am | #

      Pay attention to the trombonists. They are the sexiest, most talented, handsome people in the world.
      …
      Yes I am a trombonist.

      • AgentKeen
        AgentKeen
        September 8, 2013 at 12:52 am | #

        Trombones do it in seven positions.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          September 8, 2013 at 12:53 am | #

          Sometimes you gotta lube your bone so it slides easier.

        • brose111
          brose111
          September 8, 2013 at 9:42 am | #

          Sometimes 8…

      • David
        David
        September 8, 2013 at 4:14 am | #

        I already figured from your Avatar.

      • andmangrewproud
        andmangrewproud
        September 8, 2013 at 2:15 pm | #

        Pay attention to me, Senpai.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      September 8, 2013 at 1:42 am | #

      Especially the trumpets! And those rumors that trumpet players are attention-hogging show-offs are nothing more than vicious lies! I would know, I’m a trumpet player myself!

      …Wait.

      • DeathsApprentice
        DeathsApprentice
        September 8, 2013 at 5:36 pm | #

        CLARINETS ARE BETTER!

    • Koolaid Guy
      Koolaid Guy
      September 8, 2013 at 9:23 am | #

      Pay attention to the tubas!

      …Please?

      • Impy
        Impy
        September 8, 2013 at 10:01 am | #

        So what if we can’t march, sound like dump trucks, and expend most of our energy just carrying the darn things around? We are important, no matter what the french horn players say!

        • NightmareWarden
          NightmareWarden
          September 8, 2013 at 5:05 pm | #

          Let’s just all agree that the euphonium players were the best. I would know, I played the clarinet.
          …
          (am I doin’ this right?”

  3. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    September 8, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    My thoughts exactly Ruth.

  4. Geminia999
    Geminia999
    September 8, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    So the schools method for handling troubled teens, is showing them violence?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      September 8, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      Next Ruth hands out copies of GTA V.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        September 8, 2013 at 12:36 am | #

        Fuckin’, I need to become troubled IMMEDIATELY.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      September 8, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      But it’s wholesome violence that the family can watch.

      • Super Duper
        Super Duper
        September 8, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

        Just like football!

        • HK-A6A7
          HK-A6A7
          September 8, 2013 at 1:38 am | #

          Or ice hockey!

          • Roborat
            Roborat
            September 9, 2013 at 3:11 pm | #

            It’s not ice hockey, it is just hockey.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      September 8, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

      It gets all the trouble in one handy stadium!

    • NightmareWarden
      NightmareWarden
      September 8, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      The solution is to take them to a place with violence AND alcohol!

      • Super Duper
        Super Duper
        September 8, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

        So, the Stadium?

        • ironbillie
          ironbillie
          September 8, 2013 at 12:45 am | #

          Yup and what an original name too.

          • James
            James
            September 8, 2013 at 1:21 am | #

            at lest it dosn’t have a corperate entity connected to it.

            • Bill
              Bill
              September 8, 2013 at 4:24 am | #

              Yet.

              • Super Duper
                Super Duper
                September 8, 2013 at 1:52 pm | #

                Its LandSuperSunBankMetlife Stadium!

            • Roborat
              Roborat
              September 9, 2013 at 3:11 pm | #

              Yes it is, it is sponsored by the Stadium Corporation.

  5. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    September 8, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    BEST BACKGROUND

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      September 8, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      Background be bangin’.

      • JBO
        JBO
        September 8, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

        As will be Ruth and Billie someday hopefully.

    • chiefnewo
      chiefnewo
      September 8, 2013 at 3:09 am | #

      Pfft, all the super-pro webcomicers Google Image Search their backgrounds and apply a tasteful Gaussian blur.

  6. KingMabel
    KingMabel
    September 8, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    The more I see these two the more I want to see them have a picnic in the park holding hands watching the sunset…

    • EvergreenFir
      EvergreenFir
      September 8, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

      IFIFY:
      The more I see these two the more I want to see them have a picnic in the park holding hands watching the sunset punching the wildlife and passersby…

      • partinobodycular
        partinobodycular
        September 8, 2013 at 9:00 pm | #

        Sunsets can punch? I need to start watching them.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 8, 2013 at 12:37 am | #

      I want to see them fighting to the death in a Steel Cage match.

      • The Candyman
        The Candyman
        September 8, 2013 at 10:21 am | #

        I want to see Mike and Ruth do that, actually.

        • xKiv
          xKiv
          September 8, 2013 at 1:00 pm | #

          Blaine and Blaine.

          • John
            John
            September 8, 2013 at 1:38 pm | #

            Player 2 gets his Shortpacked! costume?

          • Icalasari
            Icalasari
            September 8, 2013 at 2:27 pm | #

            Blaine and Faz

            The prize is death by sharkpit

            If we had Mike face them, he’d sacrifice himself JUST to be a jerk

  7. Paul
    Paul
    September 8, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    I am really hoping two of the characters in this strip get together.

    …It’s a secret.

    • The Candyman
      The Candyman
      September 8, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      Ruth and Howard?

      • Keroshino
        Keroshino
        September 8, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

        No no no…Howard and Billie!

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          September 8, 2013 at 12:37 am | #

          Background character #579 and Background character #583.

          • Paul
            Paul
            September 8, 2013 at 12:58 am | #

            Come on, I thought this was obvious. The silhouette under Billie’s nose in panel 1, and the one above Ruth’s elbow in panel 2.

          • Paul
            Paul
            September 8, 2013 at 12:58 am | #

            Rule 34 *that*, why don’t ya? 😛

            • Ali
              Ali
              September 8, 2013 at 3:59 am | #

              *cracks knuckles*

              How would they ever meet? For they were only two shadows, and when the light changed, they would be no more. But by chance (or perhaps by insensitive comment), they met and joined, elbow to nose. For a few blissful seconds, the crunch of septum and the piercing shriek were simply a beautiful soundtrack to a perfect union.

              • Snorlax
                Snorlax
                September 8, 2013 at 4:19 pm | #

                *sniff* that was so beautiful. I need a moment.

  8. Bob
    Bob
    September 8, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Accurate backgrounds?

  9. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    September 8, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    I am very much Howard in this situation. Football games are soooo slow! How do people stand it?

    • NightmareWarden
      NightmareWarden
      September 8, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      What? Football is fine, but games of handegg are almost as bad as nascar! Out of curiosity, is american handegg superior in concept in any way to rugby?

      • Alyssa
        Alyssa
        September 8, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

        This comic takes place in the USA, they’re talking about the American one.
        (What basically the rest of the world calls football, we call soccer.)

        • Heatth
          Heatth
          September 8, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

          I am pretty sure he know it but was joking. The joke being that the game you call ‘football’ is not actually played with a ball (or with feet, for that matter).

          Anyway, I do wonder what you guys see in it compared to rugby. I am hardly a fan of rugby, but your football just seem like the same thing, except slower and more boring.

          • Pat
            Pat
            September 8, 2013 at 12:58 am | #

            I’m no expert, but I think feet are still important to American football. They, like, run and stuff.

            • Anonymous
              Anonymous
              September 8, 2013 at 6:34 am | #

              Why is basketball called basketball? You run with your feet and make the positions of the basket and the ball coincide!

              Why is baseball called baseball? You run with your feet and make the positions of the bases and the ball coincide!

              Why is football called football? You run with your feet and make the positions of feet and ball coincide! Except for America, which follows the trend of having a baseball ‘World Series’ which doesn’t let Japan take part.

              Football is called football because you can only move the ball with your feet. That’s the entire premise. If making use of a ball and using your feet to move from point to point were enough to qualify a game to be called ‘football’, then /EVERY SINGLE BALLGAME NOT PLAYED IN A BOAT/ would be just as qualified to be called ‘football’.

              • Salmon
                Salmon
                September 8, 2013 at 7:18 am | #

                Wrong. Football is called football because its played ON FOOT, as opposed to on horseback like other games at the time the sport was invented.

                See also — Gaelic Football, the national sport of Ireland. You can carry the ball, but it’s still football (incidentally, Ireland seems to be the only other country besides the USA to call football “Soccer”, probably because football here refers to Gaelic)
                There’s also Australian Rules Football, an offshoot of Gaelic, where you can carry the ball but its still football.

                And on another note, who’s wrong with enjoying all or most sports? Why does one have to enjoy football to the exclusion of American Football? They’re both fun.

                • Kelly
                  Kelly
                  September 8, 2013 at 12:47 pm | #

                  >And on another note, who’s wrong with enjoying all or most sports

                  Most sport are dumb, dull, pointless. Or at least the majority of “huge stadiums, and millions watching on TV” type sports. Doing some of those sports (as opposed to watching), can be better. But most of the best sports are things like cycling, skiing, rock climbing. Doing instead of watching, and none of this “win/lose” crap, none of this “team” crap.

              • Pat
                Pat
                September 10, 2013 at 1:58 pm | #

                I didn’t say it should be called “football”. I objected to the idea that it is “not actually played with… feet….”

                Also, um… you can’t use your hands in soccer, but I’m pretty sure it’s not true that you can only use your feet.

          • desolation0
            desolation0
            September 8, 2013 at 1:36 am | #

            For me personally, it’s about 50% community/family being into it. 20% fantasizing I could do better than the coach. 10% having something to talk about besides work. 10% nostalgia for playing it as a kid. 10% the unscripted highs and lows of following a team creating a natural narrative arc. I am pretty sure most sports aren’t enjoyed for the sports themselves.

            • Jack Finch
              Jack Finch
              September 8, 2013 at 9:05 am | #

              The synthetic self esteem is the big one for a lot of fans. I think the entertainment value takes second position behind it. It’s why people act like they’ve been wronged when the team does poorly.

      • khambatta
        khambatta
        September 8, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

        Think Rugby League with one forward pass per ‘down’ (you get 4 downs instead of 6 ‘tackles’), lots of tea breaks, plus steroids a balanced diet.

      • Anonymous
        Anonymous
        September 8, 2013 at 2:46 am | #

        Association football (sometimes known by the British slang term, ‘soccer’) seems exactly as boring to me as American football, which is very. Also, while I’m not an expert I believe rugby union has way more players than American football, although the general rules are very similar.

    • JBO
      JBO
      September 8, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

      Just imagine it as a game of Blood Bowl and you will be fine.

    • David
      David
      September 8, 2013 at 4:17 am | #

      Uh, that’s sort of the point, isn’t it? They are slow enough for a drunk to follow. In contrast, things like table tennis or Judo don’t make good spectator sports.

      Everything that’s important happens way too fast to be seen in a haze.

    • John
      John
      September 8, 2013 at 1:50 pm | #

      I don’t get the point of spectator sports in general. Why would I want to watch someone else play a game where I have no investment in the outcome?

      Football I find especially pointless. Other sports I can enjoy playing, if not watching; football has way too many stupid and obscure rules about what you are and aren’t allowed to do for a game largely centered around violence.

  10. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    September 8, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Your tsundereness is showing though Billie.

    • EvergreenFir
      EvergreenFir
      September 8, 2013 at 12:34 am | #

      つんつん!

  11. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    September 8, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Of course Billie isn’t a troubled teen! Look at all the non-trouble she gets into!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      September 8, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      She drinks, gets drunk and falls down… NO TROUBLE! 😛

      • Paul
        Paul
        September 8, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

        Which put’s Ruth commenting on her “trouble” in a particular light, doesn’t it.

  12. NightmareWarden
    NightmareWarden
    September 8, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Punch-happy and female? Billy must be Amazi-girl!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      September 8, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

      Well Billie sure does like the amber fluid… 😀

      • EvergreenFir
        EvergreenFir
        September 8, 2013 at 12:35 am | #

        urine?

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          September 8, 2013 at 12:38 am | #

          ew.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          September 8, 2013 at 12:40 am | #

          Fermented barley malt.

          • EvergreenFir
            EvergreenFir
            September 8, 2013 at 12:46 am | #

            which promotes the production of urine

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              September 8, 2013 at 1:50 am | #

              Looks like my amber pun went right above everyon’s head.

              • Narf
                Narf
                September 8, 2013 at 2:30 pm | #

                I thought it was purposefully ignored, but that’s just me…

          • Jack Finch
            Jack Finch
            September 8, 2013 at 9:37 pm | #

            That settles it. My first homebrew is gonna be called Eventual Urine Ale

  13. The Candyman
    The Candyman
    September 8, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Maybe there’s something I’m not seeing, but I don’t see how a football game can really help someone going through teen drama.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      September 8, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

      Considering how much you could scalp those tickets for at my university, I’d say being a troubled teen would be a pretty good business move.

    • showler
      showler
      September 8, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

      Rather than the game, maybe it’s the spending time with the RA in a social setting? Make them relax and possibly open up more?

    • nothri
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      September 8, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

      Oh, you know, big get together, chance to get out of doors, hopefully meet new people, probably occupies at least one night of their life with something other than drugs, alcohol, immolation, or whatever is supposed to fall under the blanket heading of “troubled”.

      • JBO
        JBO
        September 8, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

        That kid plays D&D surely he must be troubled!

      • Savail
        Savail
        September 8, 2013 at 12:38 am | #

        More like, “that kid has two jobs, a full course load and doesn’t go to ANY of the parties we publicly tell the freshman not to go to but then invite them to anyway…s/he MUST be troubled! Better pick a partying junior to bug the Hell out of them and be his/her friend!”

        • The Candyman
          The Candyman
          September 8, 2013 at 10:24 am | #

          I smell sitcom!

      • Savail
        Savail
        September 8, 2013 at 12:38 am | #

        Whoops, that was meant to be a reply to JBO…Close enough.

  14. John
    John
    September 8, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    You’d probably have better luck with asking Howard to pay attention to Billie rather than his dumb older sister, Ruth.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 8, 2013 at 12:41 am | #

      Ruth suggested that shirt so that she can be a personal Howard rangler in case he runs off.

  15. Nono
    Nono
    September 8, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Will Willis ever have a week without some hateable/dislikable character in the comic?

    I guess not as long as Danny’s a main (?) character.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      September 8, 2013 at 12:27 am | #

      Just about every character has someone that hates them. The only way your desire could ever come true is if Willis did a week of nothing but Dina.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        September 8, 2013 at 12:41 am | #

        If he did a week full of Faz and Dina only I would love it.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        September 8, 2013 at 12:42 am | #

        I would read that. Then I would need a pancreas transplant.

      • Vivvav
        Vivvav
        September 8, 2013 at 1:42 am | #

        Wrong. I don’t care for Dina. She’s a boring character.

        • T~Bone
          T~Bone
          September 8, 2013 at 3:44 am | #

          >inb4 group shun

          • Thasvaddef
            Thasvaddef
            September 8, 2013 at 4:19 am | #

            Shun the non-believer! Shuuuun

  16. Thanks, I'll Have Another!
    Thanks, I'll Have Another!
    September 8, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    Billie, nobody can tsundere like Ruth can. Give it up.

  17. Confuzor
    Confuzor
    September 8, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    That was an awkward transition. Ruth has totally forgotten Blaine and is all like “Yeah, it’s sports time now”. Huh?!

    • Rani
      Rani
      September 8, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

      Blaine’s been handled. Ruth is practiced in making things fly. NBD.

      Amber, on the other hand.

      • NightmareWarden
        NightmareWarden
        September 8, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

        Shouldn’t she be helping out though? Blaine isn’t the only bad parent we’ve seen, what if another one gets violent?

        • David Willis
          David M Willis
          September 8, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

          If she told the office downstairs that she fought a dude, they’d probably make a point of making her take the rest of the day off.

        • nothri
          nothri
          September 8, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

          Besides, we don’t know how long it has been. This could be taking place in the evening after the dorm has closed to the public or something.

          • Paul
            Paul
            September 8, 2013 at 1:00 am | #

            RAs do other things besides live in the dorms. If she’s not on duty, and there’s no problem exploding in front of her, she probably wants to get out of the Family Weekend #&%$-fest just as much as everyone else.

    • David Willis
      David M Willis
      September 8, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

      “I got that jerky dad kicked out of the building and her daughter ran away from me, but I guess I’ll just sit here ruminating about it for the rest of the day despite my brother visiting and thus having stuff to do.”

      • nothri
        nothri
        September 8, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

        S’what batman would do….

        Okay, that’s a lie. Its what Robin would do. Batman would sketch out 50 strategies to handle criminals like that in the future all while tracking Blaine down with a supercomputer.

        • JBO
          JBO
          September 8, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

          Are you implying that Amazi-Girlk is currently sketching 50 strategies to take down Blaine while on a date?

          • Doctor_Who
            Doctor_Who
            September 8, 2013 at 1:26 am | #

            No, but Sal is, because Sal is basically Batman.

            She doesn’t even know about Blaine, and she’s still doing it. She’s that good.

      • Raen
        Raen
        September 8, 2013 at 1:47 pm | #

        Honestly?

        Yeah.

        If I were RA, I’d be terrified of exposing myself if he came back, or if she did something rash, because you can bet it’d be the RA’s head on the block.

    • LadySol
      LadySol
      September 8, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

      The whole parents’ weekend story line has been full of jerky transitions honestly. Though this one is definitely the most noticeable. It highlights all of the chaos that is going on I suppose.
      The page itself is pretty awesome though. Good composition, color and dialog.

      • Historyman68
        Historyman68
        September 8, 2013 at 8:04 pm | #

        Keep in mind that they originally were structured around a M-F schedule. So the rhythm is off, with cliffhangers falling in different places.

  18. Gram91
    Gram91
    September 8, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    Are all college football games on Saturdays?

    • Aulayan
      Aulayan
      September 8, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

      No, just like the NFL they sometimes spread to other days. But as a rule, tends to be on Saturdays.

  19. Chrissy
    Chrissy
    September 8, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    Sounds like a date to me! A shitty date because of a cranky teenage third wheel, but I’ll take it

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      September 8, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

      Okay, but why would Ruth be dating her brother?

      seewhatididthere?

      • Chrissy
        Chrissy
        September 8, 2013 at 12:09 am | #

        Haha! Yeah actually this is the cranky trifecta going to a football game

      • The Candyman
        The Candyman
        September 8, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

        There’s gotta be some reason Ruth wants Howard to pay attention to her so bad.

        • JBO
          JBO
          September 8, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

          Hey don’t judge them! It’s perfectly normal in Canada!

          • Bloody_Jerk
            Bloody_Jerk
            September 8, 2013 at 1:17 am | #

            Not gonna lie, that sounds so wrong on so many levels…

  20. Demon-Something
    Demon-Something
    September 8, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    …faaaaaaaaaaaaace.

    • Buckybone
      Buckybone
      September 8, 2013 at 1:17 am | #

      TOO EASY

  21. Luzahn
    Luzahn
    September 8, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

    Er…love?

  22. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    September 8, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

    I thought that was a big USB flash drive.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      September 8, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

      I wonder how many times does her have to turn it over until it plugs in properly?

  23. nothri
    nothri
    September 8, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

    Wow. Panel two Billie is almost as smirky and eyebrow raising suggestive as my Joevatar. Kinda makes me wish Ruth was like “That’s right, bongo, I bought you a ticket and dinner. That’s worth at least second base, right?”

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      September 8, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

      And there will be much feels… of the bouncy squishy kind. 😀

      • nothri
        nothri
        September 8, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

        Then again, given how their relationship developed in the first place, for all I know Billie threatening to punch her in the face is supposed to be flirting.

        • NightmareWarden
          NightmareWarden
          September 8, 2013 at 5:12 pm | #

          So Billie has morphed into QC’s Faye then?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 8, 2013 at 12:43 am | #

      2nd Base with Billie is equal to 3rd base with anyone else.

      • The Candyman
        The Candyman
        September 8, 2013 at 10:28 am | #

        Making eye contact can cause unworthy men to jizz themselves.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          September 8, 2013 at 11:07 am | #

          So, Howard is worthy then?

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            September 8, 2013 at 1:45 pm | #

            Have you noticed he’s been walking funny?

  24. JBO
    JBO
    September 8, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

    Sorry Ruth, but as we all know Billie is always cute.

  25. Amanda
    Amanda
    September 8, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

    Students don’t get in free with their ID?

    Oh, wait, Indiana U is a Big Ten school. Nevermind.

    • James
      James
      September 8, 2013 at 1:34 am | #

      Ahhhh My Huskers aren’t facing them during the reg season. 🙁

      • ironbillie
        ironbillie
        September 8, 2013 at 2:03 am | #

        Another Nebraska fan I see. Cool! Kinda sucks that we have not played them in the game of Football yet. Still, I do think that someone commissioned a picture of Ruth in a Nebraska Jersey. Also, Indiana, Illinois and Nebraska need to come to some sort of agreement on the names of there Stadiums.

    • Matt
      Matt
      September 8, 2013 at 5:08 pm | #

      Do Big Ten schools just not let students in free? Or is that like a crack that they’re bad and the students don’t want tickets or something?

      Help me out, I’m a chump who doesn’t follow non-East Coast conferences and the whole “no free tickets” thing kind of confused me too.

      • Nightsbridge
        Nightsbridge
        September 8, 2013 at 6:05 pm | #

        I don’t go to a big ten school, but I know ours doesn’t let us get in for free . . . we get a heft discount and special seating, but we never get in for free.

      • Amanda
        Amanda
        September 9, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

        I went to a MAC school, and we got into everything for free, as long as we had a school ID. (even non-students who were with us only paid like, $10)

        As far as I know, no, Big Ten schools don’t give out free tickets. Or if they do, it’s a scramble to get them. Like, I do know that Ohio State allows students to get a certain number of home game tickets in the student section for a significantly reduced price, and you have to be SUPER flexible about what tickets you want. (like, good luck getting one for the Michigan game. There are actual wounds sustained)

        So no, it’s not a jab at the schools being bad (not that I could say otherwise, being from a Buckeyes-fans family and risking losing my inheritance), it was more of an “oooooooohhhhhh riiiiiiiiiiight” comment.

        Though it could be a jab at the schools for being stupid swindlers, charging their already broke students for sporting events.

      • James
        James
        September 9, 2013 at 3:00 am | #

        most of the time the student just hawk the titckets to the visting teams or regular fans

        Why do you think the Sea of Red happens on so many away games with the Huskers and other high profile schools?

  26. Juliecat
    Juliecat
    September 8, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

    Looks like a date to me!

  27. Fanastixx
    Fanastixx
    September 8, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

    “Are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I’m the goddamn R.A.!”

    • The Candyman
      The Candyman
      September 8, 2013 at 10:29 am | #

      +1.

  28. Pyr05
    Pyr05
    September 8, 2013 at 12:23 am | #

    Howard is totes a troubled teen. Nobody was ever denying that. Don’t believe me? Look how his social awkwardness has him fixated on his ancient side-sliding phone!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 8, 2013 at 12:44 am | #

      It doesn’t even have good games on it. And I can’t imagine he’s texting anyone worthwhile.

      • David Willis
        David M Willis
        September 8, 2013 at 11:33 am | #

        He’s always texting with Jeff Winger.

        • Animaniac
          Animaniac
          September 10, 2013 at 4:07 am | #

          That explains why he thinks Lesbian Pregnant is a possible thing…

    • Kelly
      Kelly
      September 8, 2013 at 12:55 pm | #

      Hey now! I have a slider, an N900. Best damn phone ever. And the way things are going, I will be using it till it stops working. And then using any other second-hand ones I can get till they stop working. Nobody is making a worthwhile replacement 🙁

  29. Ray Barrington
    Ray Barrington
    September 8, 2013 at 12:31 am | #

    Actually, Howard really likes football. He just doesn’t want to watch Indiana football.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 8, 2013 at 12:32 am | #

      He prefers it when they’re on a tv screen…
      and he’s holding a controller.

      • ironbillie
        ironbillie
        September 8, 2013 at 1:56 am | #

        And for the game to be WOW or Fallout

        • Kaci
          Kaci
          September 8, 2013 at 2:16 am | #

          WOW is kinda like football…

          • ironbillie
            ironbillie
            September 8, 2013 at 2:28 am | #

            Maybe the fantasy football element but that stretching it pretty far. Guess he could just go play on the kiddie field while fantasizing about his sister and Billie.

            • Kaci
              Kaci
              September 8, 2013 at 2:51 am | #

              well, like football, WOW is almost impossible to follow except if you know what’s going on already or have someone there willing to patiently explain, and there are 2 teams fighting over the same thing that are, at the end of the day, not so different.

              Also, PVP servers.

              But I can totally see Howard standing there with his mouth hanging open, either getting hit in the head or the whole game passing him by while he day dreams.

              • ironbillie
                ironbillie
                September 8, 2013 at 2:54 am | #

                Umm, dare I ask what he is dreaming of or just go with “Game of Thrones”

              • Warbossnick
                Warbossnick
                September 8, 2013 at 9:34 pm | #

                Also it has a wealth of backstory

  30. Savail
    Savail
    September 8, 2013 at 12:34 am | #

    I typed out a long rant about how much I hated the “troubled teen” status, but then realized that thinking about how annoying the dorm staff was didn’t put me in such a great mood, so I stopped.

    Needless to say, from my own experiences and those of others who happen to not fit into the stereotype of “idiot white rich kid here to party,” RAs are extremely annoying. Probably did not help that my university has a reputation for partying though, I guess.

  31. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    September 8, 2013 at 12:45 am | #

    I just noticed.
    Ruth has stripes around the rings of her neck and sleeves
    Howard has stripes on his upper torso
    Billie has stripes all the way down.
    THEY’RE COORDINATED.

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      September 8, 2013 at 12:58 am | #

      Howard is their adopted lesbian baby?

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        September 8, 2013 at 1:14 am | #

        He predicted himself.

        • Kaci
          Kaci
          September 8, 2013 at 2:17 am | #

          Howard is Trunks from DBZ?

          • Thasvaddef
            Thasvaddef
            September 8, 2013 at 3:38 am | #

            New head cannon!

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            September 8, 2013 at 10:31 am | #

            Now, if he only acts a tad more awesome, I could totally see it.

          • Kelly
            Kelly
            September 8, 2013 at 12:56 pm | #

            When does he turn blond?

            • Yotomoe
              Yotomoe
              September 8, 2013 at 1:44 pm | #

              Nevermind THAT. When does he get his sword?

              • Kaci
                Kaci
                September 8, 2013 at 4:33 pm | #

                bow-chicka bow wow

  32. ironbillie
    ironbillie
    September 8, 2013 at 12:57 am | #

    Well, ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTBBBBBBAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!

    • James
      James
      September 8, 2013 at 1:18 am | #

      not yet!
      Jeff is tieing his Shoe!!

      Jeff:…………Okay

    • Crumplepunch
      Crumplepunch
      September 8, 2013 at 5:52 am | #

      No, I’m good.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      September 8, 2013 at 10:32 am | #

      That depends. Is it football or is it “football”?

      • Bill
        Bill
        September 8, 2013 at 11:42 am | #

        What it was, was football.
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNxLxTZHKM8

  33. Giant Speck
    Giant Speck
    September 8, 2013 at 1:14 am | #

    I feel as though just as we’re completely enthralled by an increasingly dramatic situation, Willis tears us away to something far, far less dramatic. It reminds me of the old Friday cliffhangers. RAGE!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      September 8, 2013 at 11:06 am | #

      Even with daily comics, Willis found a way to make it suspenseful.

  34. Gottawonder
    Gottawonder
    September 8, 2013 at 1:28 am | #

    Great page. Lot of time on that background. I did read your comments Mr. W. and can see why Ruth is out and about. But, still….there is something very incomplete about Blaine’s departure.
    All that drama, and then he just peacefully leaves his daughter standing with a group of people after he had just attacked her with no regards for witnesses – in a room full of people, and then chased her down a hall.
    Doesn’t fit his profile, he’s a bullheaded bully who won’t quit, but he did.
    Glad for Amber, but get the feeling he isn’t out of the picture yet.
    Why is Billy p.o.’d., she knows she’s a *gag* “troubled teen”? Why did she come in the first place if thought she had to sneak in? Did Ruth drag her?
    Give up on stupid brother, he’s a waste.

    • Gus
      Gus
      September 8, 2013 at 2:18 am | #

      General rule of thumb: until the story is over, it is not over.

    • nick
      nick
      September 8, 2013 at 6:54 am | #

      Keep in mind that Amber was leaving (the residential area at least, possible the entire campus depending on the layout) for her date with Danny at the same time Blaine willingly left the premises. There is definetly more to come.

    • Lamachine
      Lamachine
      September 8, 2013 at 10:07 am | #

      I think he came by to intimidate Amber and since he can’t do that, yeah, it’s very possible that he just left (with the intention on coming back to confront his daughter again, but still).

      This man thought he owned her dorm room and has just been shown the way out by security; I’m sure it’s obvious to him that his demonstration of power has gone awry…

  35. Bunivasal
    Bunivasal
    September 8, 2013 at 2:06 am | #

    Ugh. I didn’t go to a Big Ten school for seven years only to simultaneously have comics AND real life force me to go. But if there’s an Indiana game make it against the Badgers, he asked, knowing he was years too Kate for this request.

  36. Kaci
    Kaci
    September 8, 2013 at 2:13 am | #

    It’s refreshing to see some kind of healthy family relationships here, especially tempered with “I’m only here because you’re making me not because I want to”

    • Kaci
      Kaci
      September 8, 2013 at 2:14 am | #

      Also to the people who replied to my comment yesterday… I finally noticed them, and commented as necessary. But, thanks all 🙂

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        September 8, 2013 at 10:28 am | #

        You’re welcome:) Besides, I feel I owed you a debt of gratitude. And chin up, Kaci.

  37. newllend
    newllend
    September 8, 2013 at 2:55 am | #

    I’m surprised nobody didn’t scream faaaaaaace yet.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      September 8, 2013 at 3:07 am | #

      Actually, Demon-Something did.

  38. Orangey
    Orangey
    September 8, 2013 at 4:06 am | #

    I love these two flirting.

  39. Ali
    Ali
    September 8, 2013 at 4:28 am | #

    I am impressed at them giving away any tickets. My school oversold student section tickets in the hope that people wouldn’t show. (Okay, at basketball games; not sure if they did it at football, too.)

    • joeyo
      joeyo
      September 8, 2013 at 11:45 pm | #

      Football games are FREE for students at my school. Hooray for being Division 2!

  40. Ziaheart
    Ziaheart
    September 8, 2013 at 5:15 am | #

    I hate backgrounds. Full respect for those who’ll take the time and pain to do them.

  41. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    September 8, 2013 at 5:29 am | #

    The only way I can enjoy Gridiron is by watching Eyeshield 21, a series that I have been rewatching in the past couple of days.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      September 8, 2013 at 10:54 am | #

      You know, there’s something about sports anime that wants me to point and go “That’s just ridiculous” and at the same time, embrace its ridiculousness.

      • The Candyman
        The Candyman
        September 8, 2013 at 3:23 pm | #

        I think that goes for all anime.

        • NightmareWarden
          NightmareWarden
          September 8, 2013 at 5:20 pm | #

          Give this Candyman a cookie!

  42. Damned
    Damned
    September 8, 2013 at 7:16 am | #

    Just wanted to say I appreciate the fuckton of work that must have gone into the background on this one 🙂 It looks really nice

  43. Kiggy
    Kiggy
    September 8, 2013 at 7:50 am | #

    Hey, waitaminute!

    What happened to Joe’s Dad and Amber’s Mom ummm date?

    • Norj
      Norj
      September 8, 2013 at 8:58 am | #

      Knowing Willis they will be interrupted by Joe and his mom.

      • David
        David
        September 8, 2013 at 6:26 pm | #

        I doubt even Willis would ship Joe with his mom.

        • The Candyman
          The Candyman
          September 8, 2013 at 7:09 pm | #

          Okay then, Mike and Joe’s mom.

        • Norj
          Norj
          September 8, 2013 at 7:41 pm | #

          I meant Joe and his mom will walk in on Joe’s Dad and
          Amber’s Mom.

    • Jack Finch
      Jack Finch
      September 8, 2013 at 9:19 am | #

      I know right? I have this low simmering anger at Amber’s mom when she ran out on Amber with Joe’s dad. So you want to fuck him…that’s fine..really, it is….but make plans for after your day with your daughter, like you know…an adult.

  44. MM
    MM
    September 8, 2013 at 9:52 am | #

    After the past couple of weeks, it’s alarming how functional Billie and Ruth’s relationship looks by comparison.

  45. Aizat
    Aizat
    September 8, 2013 at 10:53 am | #

    Ah, Howard. You’re starting to remind me of me. As in, not giving a damn about a sporting event.

    • The Candyman
      The Candyman
      September 8, 2013 at 11:28 am | #

      I think Howard hits too close to home for a lot of us.

  46. Volkai
    Volkai
    September 8, 2013 at 11:02 am | #

    I love this stadium, and I don’t care about sports.

    Nostalgia blast!

  47. Drillgorg
    Drillgorg
    September 8, 2013 at 11:51 am | #

    Maybe there will be a riot after the game! That happens all the time.

    • Warbossnick
      Warbossnick
      September 8, 2013 at 9:28 pm | #

      I want Billie to star a riot and amzin-girl and Sal to team up and stop it

  48. Jack Finch
    Jack Finch
    September 8, 2013 at 11:59 am | #

    Does Billie even HAVE a sense of humor?

    • Norj
      Norj
      September 8, 2013 at 12:25 pm | #

      She’s a little defensive especially around Ruth.

      • Super Duper
        Super Duper
        September 8, 2013 at 2:09 pm | #

        I-It’s not as if I like you, Ruth-san!

  49. Norj
    Norj
    September 8, 2013 at 12:27 pm | #

    Does anyone else think that main reason Billie agreed to go the game was to try and hang with the cheerleaders.

    • Narf
      Narf
      September 8, 2013 at 3:03 pm | #

      No, I think you’re probably alone in that.

      • The Candyman
        The Candyman
        September 8, 2013 at 3:42 pm | #

        To be fair, I don’t think she’s ever going to stop trying to join them.

        • Heavensrun
          Heavensrun
          September 9, 2013 at 12:48 am | #

          She hasn’t even attempted it once in the entire course of the strip. 0_o

  50. Cannonshop
    Cannonshop
    September 8, 2013 at 5:24 pm | #

    Well…Ruth has chaperone (brother) and date (Billie). Yep, someone’s going to be wearing beer by the end of this.

    • The Candyman
      The Candyman
      September 8, 2013 at 6:47 pm | #

      I don’t think Howard is at all interested in chaperoning.

  51. Arkadi
    Arkadi
    September 8, 2013 at 5:43 pm | #

    “It’s not like I like you or anything… except that, well, I do, but don’t let that get to your head OK!?”

  52. HMRC4EVR
    HMRC4EVR
    September 8, 2013 at 7:18 pm | #

    Why does the symbol on the stadium and on the ticket remind me of the one for the Psi-Corps from Babylon 5? Is Bester the coach?

    If so hopefully a squadron of black Star Furies will fly overhead next time.

    • Skyboatpilot
      Skyboatpilot
      September 8, 2013 at 8:37 pm | #

      Very amusing captain, but the core have no interest in football. *smile* No, believe it or not, I’d like it if we could be civil for once. I’ve come to you with a proposition. No tricks. *Insert plot here*

      They were always my favourite episodes.

      • HMRC4EVR
        HMRC4EVR
        September 8, 2013 at 10:55 pm | #

        Walter could make ordering take-out sound evil. And he’d be smiling all the time while doing it.

  53. Roborat
    Roborat
    September 9, 2013 at 3:15 pm | #

    It’s funny, I have often said that College football is the real U.S. national religion. In Canada, they would have to pay us to go to a football game, the games were free, and still hardly anybody went to watch the games. Hockey, on the other hand . . .

  54. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    April 14, 2015 at 8:37 pm | #

    Oh, so it was a sport team symbol on their shirt ^^;

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brendelbored.bsky.social's user avatarBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social ⋅ 1y
Politico: Ever been slapped by breasts?
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com ⋅ 13h
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
The problems with this prosecution are legion, but most immediately, the
government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
joshgerstein.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 16h
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9h
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Up, continued
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 14h
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 21h
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 10d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 10d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 21h
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 21h
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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Up
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
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Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many pro...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609184... 5 hours left on my 4-jet titans return tidal wave
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Check out those stickers. They make him look pretty great, actually. That aircraft carrier mode shines. Tidal Wave is loose and incomplete! So there's only four (4) jets!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "For you" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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For you
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
y'know there's not an awful lot of rocketeering in The Rocketeer
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wint @dril.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Man if they were arresting judges then this'd be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard but thankfully that's not happening.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Stop making the one toy I want the super-expensive chase, Auldey!!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
And that's why you have Jesus wear a condom!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
It's #webcomicday? We have a special day??? Well, my name is Pat McHoarney and I draw 69 Mouse-Ear Blvd, a multigenerational story about women who all have sexy legs and probably other features. There was a grandmother, but she wasn't hot and so she died off-panel.
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hoanna newsom @bsweet.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
nytimes.com's user avatarThe New York Times @nytimes.com ⋅ 5d
Elizabeth Holmes is in prison for defrauding investors through her blood-testing company, Theranos. Her partner, Billy Evans, is now trying to raise money for a company that describes itself as “the future of diagnostics.” nyti.ms/3FbtZm9
Elizabeth Holmes and Billy Evans, sitting closely on a couch. A headline reads:
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Chris McFeely @chrismcfeely.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
That's the most upsetting LEGO Thing minifig possible
preternia.com's user avatarpreternia @preternia.com ⋅ 3d
LEGO Marvel Studios The Fantastic Four: First Steps Fantastic Four vs. Galactus will release June 1st ($59.99) - bit.ly/3F4uRci #ad
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
what's going on with tariffs right now i dunno, what time is it today
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