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by David M Willis on February 10, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - The Only Dope For Me Is You
└ Tags: jennifer, ruth

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  1. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    February 10, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Dawww!

    • Leonassan
      Leonassan
      February 10, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

      And then she admits about the drinking.

      • Julez
        Julez
        February 12, 2014 at 9:53 pm | #

        Wait, when was she drinking, again?

        • Catullus
          Catullus
          June 21, 2014 at 12:10 pm | #

          At the end of the Freshman Family Weekend storyline.

          (Oct. 23, 2013) http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/nightnight/

    • Ocbrad1
      Ocbrad1
      February 10, 2014 at 9:26 am | #

      Exact same thought, Opus. Followed closely by yaaaay!

  2. Rez
    Rez
    February 10, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    THIS IS THE CUTEST THING OVER OMFG

    • Zynkei
      Zynkei
      February 10, 2014 at 9:26 am | #

      You have no concept of how much I agree with this statement.

    • OmegaDez
      OmegaDez
      February 10, 2014 at 10:33 am | #

      Isn’t it?

  3. Dorsilus
    Dorsilus
    February 10, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Oh man this is the beginning of a horribly unstable relationship, isn’t it?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      February 10, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      The best kind!

    • LiaHansen
      LiaHansen
      February 10, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      “Becoming”?

      • LiaHansen
        LiaHansen
        February 10, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        Wait, I thought you said becoming. “Beginning”?

        • Dorsilus
          Dorsilus
          February 10, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

          haha nice.

          I meant it in the traditional dating sense, but I see where you’re going here. These two have had “bad ending” written all over them for a loooooong time now.

          • BrokenTusk
            BrokenTusk
            February 10, 2014 at 3:17 am | #

            It ends with the two of them and Amber going all “Death Proof” on Blaine

            • Pink Freud
              Pink Freud
              February 10, 2014 at 9:11 am | #

              Hang up the chick habit, hang it up daddy or you’ll never get another fix.

              • xKiv
                xKiv
                February 10, 2014 at 6:38 pm | #

                … he’s addicted to chick tracts?

          • RobJustRob
            RobJustRob
            February 10, 2014 at 4:25 am | #

            Like broken heart bad or murder suicide 3 years down the road bad? Ruth is kind of obsessive.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      February 10, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

      This series most stable relationship is Walky and Dorothy.

      • LittleMountain
        LittleMountain
        February 10, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

        OH GOD IT’S AS TRUE AS IT IS TERRIFYING
        ONLY CAPS CAN CONVEY THIS REALIZATION

        • WaveRocker
          WaveRocker
          February 11, 2014 at 12:35 am | #

          GOOD USAGE FINE SIR

      • Drakkin the alien
        Drakkin the alien
        February 10, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

        and they are not super serious…

        • Chest Manly
          Chest Manly
          February 10, 2014 at 12:40 am | #

          That’s what they keep saying to themselves but they seem to be falling quit hard for each other.

          • That Damn Rat
            That Damn Rat
            February 10, 2014 at 5:38 am | #

            But it’s probably that “what happens happens” attitude that is their ward against drama. Because they’re both not overinvesting/overanalysing it. Danny Amber and Ruth could learn from them.

      • ninjasquirrel
        ninjasquirrel
        February 10, 2014 at 1:06 am | #

        I swear I see you everywhere.

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        February 10, 2014 at 1:45 am | #

        And it’s in the way of my ship, so it MUST GO.

        • nothri
          nothri
          February 10, 2014 at 2:22 am | #

          That’s why I heartedly recommend threesomes as a ship. Plenty of room for everybody!

      • BrokenTusk
        BrokenTusk
        February 10, 2014 at 3:19 am | #

        there is always Dina, Riley and their never ending love of breakfast cereal

        • Henry
          Henry
          February 10, 2014 at 7:54 pm | #

          DinaxRileyxCereal? I ship it.

    • Paul Indrome
      Paul Indrome
      February 10, 2014 at 3:05 am | #

      Pretty much EVERYTHING in this comic is just an awkward pretext to fucking, “get’n it AUN!” or other various horizontal shenanigans, isn’t it?
      (I think I finally figured it out!)

      • CRtwenty
        CRtwenty
        February 10, 2014 at 5:39 am | #

        Not everything. Joe for instance just skips the pretext and moves straight to the fucking bit.

        • LS
          LS
          February 10, 2014 at 6:37 am | #

          Mike just needs $0.05…

      • Nentuaby
        Nentuaby
        February 10, 2014 at 12:21 pm | #

        Well, of course it is. It’s a college strip.

    • hoop
      hoop
      February 10, 2014 at 7:07 am | #

      Honestly, this is probably a violation of Ruth’s RA contract.

      • Quatoria
        Quatoria
        February 10, 2014 at 3:01 pm | #

        Stealing from various rooms? You don’t say!

      • Tenn
        Tenn
        February 10, 2014 at 5:54 pm | #

        Ruth is a violation of Ruth’s RA contract.

    • MrSpkr
      MrSpkr
      February 10, 2014 at 7:59 am | #

      A horribly unstable relationship – BASED ON SEX!!

  4. Sails
    Sails
    February 10, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    And then a truck comes through the wall, right?

    • Spectre
      Spectre
      February 10, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      Ruth probably stole the truck in this universe. Which is why she’s still alive.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        February 10, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

        She predicted the truck.

        • Usayasha
          Usayasha
          February 10, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

          The truck posted slurs on its Facebook wall.

          • abstract_reg
            abstract_reg
            February 10, 2014 at 12:02 pm | #

            It’s official. Billie has dumps like a truck.

        • David H.
          David H.
          February 10, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

          She’s not AIMING for the truck!

          • Jaxx Sentinel
            Jaxx Sentinel
            February 10, 2014 at 1:18 am | #

            No , but the truck is aiming for her

          • Mal
            Mal
            February 10, 2014 at 11:52 am | #

            You make me want to see Ruth and Billie cosplaying as Buzz and Woodie, now.

        • Tenn
          Tenn
          February 10, 2014 at 5:57 pm | #

          Ruth turns into the truck.

      • Kevin
        Kevin
        February 10, 2014 at 3:36 am | #

        Aren’t we supposed to avoid major spoilers for Willis’ other works? Not everyone has ready his other comics yet.

        • CRtwenty
          CRtwenty
          February 10, 2014 at 5:40 am | #

          It’s been over a decade since that story arc, and we even got past it on the rerelease w/ Author commentary site. I think we can safely put Ruth’s adventure with the truck into “Rosebud” territory.

          • Spectre
            Spectre
            February 10, 2014 at 8:11 am | #

            I assumed it was okay given how freely it was discussed in previous comment sections, and how Willis himself spoiled it in several DoA hover-texts.

            • Kevin
              Kevin
              February 11, 2014 at 6:15 am | #

              As far as hover-text comments, “nobody gets hit by a truck” isn’t much of a spoiler for past comics. It at best tells you that a character gets hit by a truck in one of his comics, not who. I hadn’t even put that much thought into it, I assumed “hit by a truck” was a trope on TV Tropes (I was thinking of “Dropped a Bridge on Him”) and thought that comment was metaphorical.

              Well, whatever, damage (however small) has been done. I re-read Willis’ rules and he never said “no spoilers for old comics” so I was in the wrong.

          • John
            John
            February 10, 2014 at 3:15 pm | #

            Rosebud was a truck!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 10, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

      And….flashbacks to The Wicker Man had just commenced…well that and the review of it.

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        February 10, 2014 at 9:47 am | #

        THE TRUCKS! OH GOD NOT THE TRUCKS! NOT THE TRUCKS! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH~

      • Clare
        Clare
        February 10, 2014 at 1:18 pm | #

        I’m just glad I wasn’t the only one who immediately thought of wicker man

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        February 10, 2014 at 6:10 pm | #

        The original, or the horrible, horrible remake?

  5. MightionNY
    MightionNY
    February 10, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Oh…. MY.

  6. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    February 10, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    sooner or later Ruth will learn to express herself in ways that aren’t prosecutable

    sooner or later

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      February 10, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      Where’s the fun in that?

    • OldFart
      OldFart
      February 10, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

      Maybe Amber, too.

    • PlainMarie
      PlainMarie
      February 10, 2014 at 11:27 am | #

      hahaha! This line forced me to sign up so I could tell you I literally laughed out loud at this! SO perfect. I want a universe where I can quote this line in more contexts.

  7. John
    John
    February 10, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    I’m still not entirely sure how Billie’s taking this.

    • -Sentinel-
      -Sentinel-
      February 10, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      I know, right? Like after last strip, I’m still nervous about what happens next.

      • Glacirus
        Glacirus
        February 10, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

        Whatever the result, I fear someone will be decked in the face.

      • tinfoil theory
        tinfoil theory
        February 10, 2014 at 1:59 am | #

        No need to be nervous. Just relax and let it happen.

    • nothri
      nothri
      February 10, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      I think she went from this: 0_0

      To this: T_T

  8. Ele
    Ele
    February 10, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    That’s… unbelievably… sweet…

  9. GoldStarz
    GoldStarz
    February 10, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    That is the nicest crime anyone has ever committed for another person. This is a fact.

  10. Jay Eff
    Jay Eff
    February 10, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    OMG Ruth’s a Stealer!
    And she isn’t even from Pittsburgh!

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      February 10, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

      Swiper quit swiping!

    • SuperActionJackson
      SuperActionJackson
      February 10, 2014 at 12:45 am | #

      What you did there<——*sees it*

    • The Cozburger
      The Cozburger
      February 10, 2014 at 1:25 am | #

      She doesn’t even LIKE football!

    • Jaxx Sentinel
      Jaxx Sentinel
      February 10, 2014 at 1:31 am | #

      I don’t get i~ ……ohhhhhhhhhh -gets it-

  11. Sensedog
    Sensedog
    February 10, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Come on…make out. Make out now.

    • Darwin2500
      Darwin2500
      February 10, 2014 at 2:32 am | #

      They will… over at Slipshine.

      • TheAstroKing
        TheAstroKing
        February 10, 2014 at 8:03 pm | #

        Oh you are just the worst.

  12. Blackbird
    Blackbird
    February 10, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Ruth and Billie are my new favourite thing ever.

    • SuperActionJackson
      SuperActionJackson
      February 10, 2014 at 12:46 am | #

      Implying they haven’t been your favourite thing since the fire alarm strips?

  13. Dude
    Dude
    February 10, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    What?

    Does this seem kind of REALLY MESSED UP to anyone else?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      February 10, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Would it be fun to watch if it wasn’t?

      • Deathjavu
        Deathjavu
        February 10, 2014 at 2:51 am | #

        “All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.” -Leo Tolstoy

        More simply: Stable is boring.

        (I tried to think of a better short way to say that, but the quote is already pretty short.)

        • ninja_jesus
          ninja_jesus
          February 10, 2014 at 9:49 am | #

          Happy families are a myth. Every family is dysfunctional in some way or another. If not immediate family, then extended family.

    • Dorsilus
      Dorsilus
      February 10, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      YES, it is AWFUL. It just screams dysfunctional relationship.

      …and I will read the goddamn shit out of it.

      • Dakhran
        Dakhran
        February 10, 2014 at 1:56 am | #

        I think this phrase sums up the entire comic.

        You win the internets.

        • Ocbrad1
          Ocbrad1
          February 10, 2014 at 9:28 am | #

          I absolutely second this!

      • Karma Aster
        Karma Aster
        February 10, 2014 at 3:25 pm | #

        A Winnar Is You!

    • MM
      MM
      February 10, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      In comparison with the Amber-Blaine-Danny mess? No, not especially.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        February 10, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        Oh, please compared to that Joyce and Ethan are normal.

    • LiaHansen
      LiaHansen
      February 10, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Nononoshhhhhhhhhhhhh

      • Sensedog
        Sensedog
        February 10, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

        This. Right here.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      February 10, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      It is, but it’s also kind of adorable.

      Messedorbale.

      • saltchocolate
        saltchocolate
        February 10, 2014 at 1:23 am | #

        I’ll second that.

        • MHR
          MHR
          February 10, 2014 at 6:05 pm | #

          agreed

    • Blackbird
      Blackbird
      February 10, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      Let’s see, we have a gay guy and his willing beard, a dipshit in a love triangle with a girl and her alter ego that borders on being a split personality, a manwhore and a girl who filmed having sex with him to make a political statement, the English guy diddling his student, and Mike and your mom. Really, I think Ruth/Billie may be the second LEAST messed-up relationship of this whole damn strip (behind Walky/Dorothy).

      • MM
        MM
        February 10, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

        Hey, what Mike and your mom have is special!

        • Blue Dragon
          Blue Dragon
          February 10, 2014 at 1:20 am | #

          Only because he paid with a 1926 S Buffalo Nickel.

          Buffalo: a greeting between two nudists.

        • contradiktion
          contradiktion
          February 10, 2014 at 7:34 am | #

          This is how beautiful what Mike and your Mom have truly is.

      • AgentKeen
        AgentKeen
        February 10, 2014 at 12:40 am | #

        I’m not sure I would say that Joe/Roz or Mike/your mom are more messed up than Ruth/Billie?

        The only ‘bad’ thing about Joe/Roz was that she filmed it for a ‘political statement’, except that statement was basically ‘My body is mine, and sex-positive is a good thing.’ The taping was completely ok with Joe (she asked), both were willing, and neither seem to have much in the way of regret of the situation or act.

        On the other hand, we have Ruth/Billie, who, within a week, have gone from ‘act of sexual harassment by slamming one person against the wall and kissing her’ to ‘in a relationship based on helping each other stop[ drinking cause one of them almost died’ to ‘I’m stealing things for you because I can’t show affection except for with violence, rule/law breaking, and abusing my authority.’

        And like MM said, what Mike and your mom have is special; don’t be a prude, man.

        (Sorry, that was way long and a bit hostile sounding, but I’m getting a bit worried by how much ‘aww’ is going around for something that’s so messed up, Not saying I don’t ship it, but it’s just a train wreck right now.)

        • Blackbird
          Blackbird
          February 10, 2014 at 12:46 am | #

          Joe/Roz probably doesn’t even really count as a relationship either. I was just piling on to pile on. (And adding Mike and your mom was a joke, but I think everyone got that.)

          You make an excellent point about the “wall incident” only being a week ago and the context it adds to this gesture.

          • Heavensrun
            Heavensrun
            February 10, 2014 at 1:51 am | #

            I feel compelled to point out that while the kiss was uninvited and ultimately unwelcome, the slamming against the wall was a response to Billie grabbing her.

            • Heavensrun
              Heavensrun
              February 10, 2014 at 1:52 am | #

              (not that kissing someone after something like that isn’t still messed up, but well, hey, hello Ruth!)

        • saltchocolate
          saltchocolate
          February 10, 2014 at 1:25 am | #

          Can you ship a train wreck?? Metaphysical dilemma!

          • CRtwenty
            CRtwenty
            February 10, 2014 at 5:42 am | #

            Yes, but you need a REALLY big ship.

          • Aljax
            Aljax
            February 10, 2014 at 7:19 am | #

            Train wreck? Wouldn’t this be more of a SHIPwreck?

        • DudemanJones
          DudemanJones
          February 10, 2014 at 10:23 am | #

          I think that “right now” at the very end of your post is the key to everything. Yeah, shit is fucked right now, but people hold out hope that m maybe these two can help each other overcome their… very significant problems.

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        February 10, 2014 at 1:40 am | #

        For some reason I always thought it more likely that the student was diddling the English guy, but either way…

    • John
      John
      February 10, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

      Somewhere Leslie’s dysfunctional lesbian relationship sense is tingling, and she doesn’t know why.

    • Throng
      Throng
      February 10, 2014 at 3:12 am | #

      Oh, indisputably.

    • diploducks
      diploducks
      February 10, 2014 at 3:22 am | #

      Messed up how?

      You mean how Ruth is making up for the damage done by her earlier emotional lashing-out at Billy by emotionally lashing out at random other people?

      Nah, sounds fine

  14. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    February 10, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    A booze-hound and a klepto, truly a match made in heaven. 😀

    • KingMabel
      KingMabel
      February 10, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      Now they can steal all the booze they want…

      and have sex… eventually…

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        February 10, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

        And by eventually…you mean when Half-Life 3 comes out?

        • newllend
          newllend
          February 10, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

          I WISH you can do that in Grand theft Auto

        • DanMan9820
          DanMan9820
          February 10, 2014 at 12:37 am | #

          Half-Life 3 Confirmed

          • ninja_jesus
            ninja_jesus
            February 10, 2014 at 9:52 am | #

            I’ll believe it when I hold the disc in my hands or the game in my Steam account.

      • gka
        gka
        February 10, 2014 at 1:44 am | #

        Well, maybe. After all, lechery, sir it provokes and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 10, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      That should be made into an RPG.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        February 10, 2014 at 6:14 pm | #

        A rocket propelled grenade? Why?

    • nothri
      nothri
      February 10, 2014 at 2:19 am | #

      There have been worse pitches for a buddy cop movie, I’m sure.

  15. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    February 10, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Billie, you missed. You are either six inches too low or six inches too high, depending on what you were going for.

    • hmrc4evr
      hmrc4evr
      February 10, 2014 at 10:55 am | #

      Yea DW-if she was aiming for the Land of Milk or the Land of Honey she really shouldn’t have taken that left turn at Ft. Wayne.

  16. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    February 10, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    dangit she DID steal it |=o

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      February 10, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Also, guess Billie isn’t listening to the “Bigots are fat like you” part? \=’

      • jamariko
        jamariko
        February 10, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

        Yeaaah i kinda got a weird vibe from that comment too…

      • KevinGriffin3CD
        KevinGriffin3CD
        February 10, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

        Nahhhhhhh, Ruth meant it’s not easy to find someone who’s both a bigot AND curvy to steal from.

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        February 10, 2014 at 1:55 am | #

        That’s kinda the opposite of what she said. If that was what she was saying, it would’ve been more like “it should fit, the cross section of bigots and girls who are your size is unexpectedly broad.”

        • Rutee
          Rutee
          February 10, 2014 at 2:38 am | #

          Well played, sir.

        • Robin
          Robin
          February 10, 2014 at 3:34 am | #

          “unexpectedly broad, just like the cross section of your ass.”

  17. Kathleen
    Kathleen
    February 10, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    just look at Ruth’s face. she is coveting that hand like nobody’s business.

    yesssss…. finallyyyy… my precious.
    her precious life-heat. in my hands.

  18. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    February 10, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Ruth haz a kitty face!

  19. SUGauthor
    SUGauthor
    February 10, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    I really thought she’d have figured out what happened when she left last time, maybe that’s why Danny’s been so smooth lately he gave it all to her.

  20. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    February 10, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    People are weird.
    Especially their mouths.
    They’re weird.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 10, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

      That’s what makes humans so unique. The weird part….the mouth thing I don’t know about that.

  21. madock345
    madock345
    February 10, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Love that last panel, with Billie still in D’awww shock and Ruth in the middle of a hand-holding induced orgasm.

    • Salmo
      Salmo
      February 10, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      I’m in the middle of a seeing-fictional-people-holding-hands induced emotional orgasm.

      • madock345
        madock345
        February 10, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

        “Emotional”

        • Mr. Random
          Mr. Random
          February 10, 2014 at 6:45 pm | #

          “”E”motional”

  22. chuckroast
    chuckroast
    February 10, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    “I accept this gift if only because it will keep you from committing any more theft in the near future.”

  23. jaimehlers
    jaimehlers
    February 10, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    How do you know you like someone? When you’re willing to commit crimes for their benefit.

    • Bill
      Bill
      February 10, 2014 at 12:54 am | #

      I would do anything for love.
      Even that.

      • Ocbrad1
        Ocbrad1
        February 10, 2014 at 9:31 am | #

        Meatloaf would disagree.

  24. brionl
    brionl
    February 10, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Stop stealing stuff? That’s just crazy talk!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 10, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      That’s not crazy talk. This is crazy talk, ahbapsfubweufabdasjfndaweroubandajs;dnurabnsdja sbdufabsbus.

      • SUGauthor
        SUGauthor
        February 10, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

        kxdijwef\cnur? wsdbhcjbfech ruhcrcim ridjehyncdyrdiehdyn.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          February 10, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

          aasasa?alsabdsali;efh;bdz.,ndbvausebfdnBZ

          • SUGauthor
            SUGauthor
            February 10, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

            Swdjmcf3nuh5yue ec2rcrfcnc. Ijmeodc3rfhnujEFVGiuj erfRTGBeofkcqd.

            • ridtom
              ridtom
              February 10, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

              You leave his mother out of this! Ashdkcifjfnfbmeowpq!

              • Aizat
                Aizat
                February 10, 2014 at 8:09 am | #

                He did what with his hand? Asksasnaisfn[asdjlsdznxzl!

                • SUGauthor
                  SUGauthor
                  February 10, 2014 at 8:28 am | #

                  Sorry sorry! I meant to say ekotojffok6f5tf4drf3 not ec2rcrfcnc.

      • Carlos
        Carlos
        February 10, 2014 at 6:07 am | #

        I’m just…… gonna go now….. you guys have…. fun? [Backs away slowly before breaking into a dead sprint]

      • HMRC4EVR
        HMRC4EVR
        February 10, 2014 at 11:04 am | #

        Darmok and Jilad at Tennarga! Shaka when the walls fell!

        (sorry for using Darmok again but so rare to use it in a conversation)

  25. fbihop
    fbihop
    February 10, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    This is why “SQUEEEEEE!!!!!” was invetned, I’m pretty sure.

  26. Mattyos
    Mattyos
    February 10, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    JUST F*CK ALREADY!

  27. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    February 10, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    I’m a tad disturbed by Ruth’s face in the last panel.

    • rachel
      rachel
      February 10, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      last panel of http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09072007 is the first thing I thought of

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      February 10, 2014 at 1:27 am | #

      Her FAAAAAAAAAACE!

  28. UnspeakableAnger
    UnspeakableAnger
    February 10, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Oh, no… I like them together, that’s great, and yay for the future Billy and Ruth perform a sex, ok, yippee.

    That being said, kind of needy on Ruth’s part, and I’m hoping Billy sets her straight, and -throwing hands up in air in frustration-

    I dunno.

    I just don’t want these two particular kids getting hurt from each other. I like ’em.

    • MrMyerst
      MrMyerst
      February 10, 2014 at 2:19 am | #

      But perhaps they both have compatible kinda issues?

      It’s almost inevitable they’re gonna hurt each-other, just a little bit.
      I mean, they both have hella issues, guilt/fear/anger/self loathing etc.

      But, Ruth needs a “friend”, and Billie needs to be needed.
      They’re both one step away from crazy cat lady mode, and…

      *Insert obvious pun*

      So long as they get they get the argument out the way right now, it could kinda be a trust building thing.

      • Nono
        Nono
        February 10, 2014 at 2:35 am | #

        I like how what you just said could essentially be applied to the Joyce/Ethan relationship.

        • MrMyerst
          MrMyerst
          February 10, 2014 at 3:05 am | #

          I did not intend that, but yeah it works really well :-/

          That said, Ethan/Joyce are mostly together to relieve perceived pressure from outside the relationship.

          What happens When/If, they realize/start to feel, that nobody (worth listening to) gives a crap about their choice in partner is anyone’s guess.

          With Billie/Ruth the problems are decidedly internal.

          *Insert less obvious pun*

          (P.s Sorry for confusing grammar, hard thought to type out :P)

  29. MM
    MM
    February 10, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Well, it’s not quite chucking a toy at Billie’s head, but I guess it’ll do.

  30. LograyX
    LograyX
    February 10, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Well, that’s mother f*cking adorable.

  31. Phil
    Phil
    February 10, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Now KISS

  32. Nick J.
    Nick J.
    February 10, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Oh god, that last panel. Ruth has it so bad for Billie. Like, ‘nearly as bad as Walky when he likes a girl’ bad. If they don’t kiss soon, I think she might just pop.

  33. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    February 10, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    Oh no…

    -goes and hides from the figurative truck that’s about to hit-

  34. Aizat
    Aizat
    February 10, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    Is that a toothy grin on Ruth’s face? It’s cute….which is not the word I would usually associate with Ruth.

    • GoogerGeiger
      GoogerGeiger
      February 10, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      Toothless.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        February 10, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

        Unless Ruth shoots plasma from her mouth(which would be pretty awesome), Toothless she ain’t.

      • HMRC4EVR
        HMRC4EVR
        February 10, 2014 at 11:06 am | #

        If she’s Toothless, that makes Billie her Hiccup.

        Make your own training/riding jokes…

    • Rabid Rabbit
      Rabid Rabbit
      February 10, 2014 at 1:42 am | #

      She’s Canadian. It is a beaver grin.

      I leave it to you to make the various filthy extrapolation from that thought.

  35. merp
    merp
    February 10, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    FANGIRL TO HUSTON WE HAVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION OF THE SHIP. I REPEAT WE HAVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION OF THE SHIP.

  36. GoogerGeiger
    GoogerGeiger
    February 10, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    Ruth is TRYING and it is WORKING

  37. GoogerGeiger
    GoogerGeiger
    February 10, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    Ruth is TRYING and it is WORKING

  38. Equuizzicals
    Equuizzicals
    February 10, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    Which has a nicer ring to it? Billie performa a sex or ruth performs a sex? I prefer the later.

    I’m just being optimistic before the inevitable sad turn of events.

    • nerdyjuan
      nerdyjuan
      February 10, 2014 at 4:23 am | #

      billie preforma a sex is best

      • nerdyjuan
        nerdyjuan
        February 10, 2014 at 4:24 am | #

        *preforma a sexa

  39. Chronos
    Chronos
    February 10, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    That’s sweet in a terrible, terrible way.

  40. Giant Speck
    Giant Speck
    February 10, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    THIS IS SO SWEET I HAVE DIABETES NOW.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      February 10, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

      And Sick Walky is the perfect avatar for that comment.

  41. Baker
    Baker
    February 10, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    Like her heart

  42. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    February 10, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

    Billie performs a sex? Billie performs a sex.

  43. Tacdud2
    Tacdud2
    February 10, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

    Ruths face has made my weekend.

  44. Ace
    Ace
    February 10, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

    This is my favourite strip in the entire comic. Up until now I can’t say I had a favourite at all, no one strip stood out to me, but this one. Oh my. Ruth is absolutely adorable. Slightly crazy, but only in the most adorable way possible.

    • Ace
      Ace
      February 10, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

      Also, although I prefer Shortpacked! and the Walkyverse in general over Dumbing of Age, Ruth being alive in this universe is a huge point in its favour. Enough Ruth comics and I might forget my sadness over the coming conclusion of Shortpacked!

  45. mrmudkip
    mrmudkip
    February 10, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

    Second porn comic idea: billy and Ruth do the do

  46. licoricepencil
    licoricepencil
    February 10, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

    Awww they’re so dysfunctional! Really Dotty and Walky have the only healthy relationship comic, but hopefully Danny and Amber look like they’re going to get there someday now that Danny is fully aware of Amber’s situation and Amber maybe will get some help.

    • licoricepencil
      licoricepencil
      February 10, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

      There should be an “in there” between relationship and comic. I blame lack of sleep.

  47. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    February 10, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJccxKyWwJg

    This is basically my reaction.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 10, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

      My reaction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEtm_Q2LK9g

      • GoSpeedRumpist
        GoSpeedRumpist
        February 10, 2014 at 12:46 am | #

        My reaction: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTCmu2oofRw

  48. Tom Speelman
    Tom Speelman
    February 10, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

    *Recognizes that there is a horribly unstable relationship in play here*

    *Deep breath* KISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsss

  49. AddictionFiction
    AddictionFiction
    February 10, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

    Well after in-depth analysis I have only now realized the toothy grin wasn’t because of Ruth’s delightful angle of observation

  50. Darwin
    Darwin
    February 10, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

    This is so adorbs I might plotz.

  51. Doc Harleen
    Doc Harleen
    February 10, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

    Eeeee. I love twisted but loving pairings. Mega OTP.

  52. nothri
    nothri
    February 10, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

    Cruelest of ironies, this is exactly the situation in which Billie could use a drink to calm her nerves.

  53. Kladeos
    Kladeos
    February 10, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

    Ruth… Such a romantic.

  54. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    February 10, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

    So is this ship the Rullie, or the Bith?

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      February 10, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

      Rullie. Bith sounds like a Star Wars alien.

      • John
        John
        February 10, 2014 at 12:50 am | #

        Many Biths died to bring you this cheerleader uniform.

      • Van Dyne
        Van Dyne
        February 10, 2014 at 1:05 am | #

        Rullie sounds like Scooby Doo’s talking.

        • saltchocolate
          saltchocolate
          February 10, 2014 at 1:30 am | #

          My laugh came out as a bark. Unexpected!

      • someguywithakatana
        someguywithakatana
        February 10, 2014 at 3:09 am | #

        Bith IS a star wars alien. They’re the dudes playing the space-clarinets in the Mos Eisley Cantina

    • Robin
      Robin
      February 10, 2014 at 3:48 am | #

      I’m going for Rubi. Not the way it usually works, I know, but it sounds that much better than the alternatives.

    • Amazi-Stool
      Amazi-Stool
      February 10, 2014 at 11:04 am | #

      This ship is so aruthabillie!

    • BlackIo
      BlackIo
      February 10, 2014 at 11:45 am | #

      Seeing as their relationship is defined by loveable but messed-up people continuously engaging in criminal/ethically dubious behavior, I’d personally go with “Bluth Co”.

  55. Fluffy
    Fluffy
    February 10, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

    Ruth…. you’ve done a good thing. And for that you are redeemed.

  56. newllend
    newllend
    February 10, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

    Well thats sweet in a…Blackmailing, thieving, delinquent sort of way

  57. Jon P
    Jon P
    February 10, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

    Ruth will keep stealing things until she steals Billie’s heart.

  58. Felin
    Felin
    February 10, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

    Oh god.
    Oh god no.
    She’s going to admit to still drinking.
    Nyooooooooooo

  59. Pyr05
    Pyr05
    February 10, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

    Yay for blackmail!

  60. Megatron
    Megatron
    February 10, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

    HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

    Ruth is my new favorite character!

  61. Miao
    Miao
    February 10, 2014 at 12:36 am | #

    Now… KISS!

  62. Regalli
    Regalli
    February 10, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

    That SMILE!

    It’s only going to go downhill from here, but that smile! (Also: RUTH I LOVE YOU.)

  63. ridtom
    ridtom
    February 10, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

    Oh….oh Ruth….I think you need help. Because I’m pretty sure this is how 90% of horror movies start.

  64. Fuzzydaemon
    Fuzzydaemon
    February 10, 2014 at 12:45 am | #

    Oh, but it’s so sweet!

  65. Andrew
    Andrew
    February 10, 2014 at 12:46 am | #

    “keep stealing stuff till you do.”

    *singing* If that aint love, then I don’t know what love is

    • someguywithakatana
      someguywithakatana
      February 10, 2014 at 3:07 am | #

      NA NA NA! NANA! NANA!

  66. Rosicrucian
    Rosicrucian
    February 10, 2014 at 12:49 am | #

    Ruth is a cat at heart. She’s going to keep leaving mice until her efforts are appreciated.

    • NoHeart
      NoHeart
      February 10, 2014 at 1:00 am | #

      That is the most true thing i’ve heard all day

    • Fran
      Fran
      February 10, 2014 at 1:24 am | #

      I demand this on Ruth’s character profile!

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      February 10, 2014 at 1:54 am | #

      If she were a cat she’d be forcing her butt into Billie’s face.

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        February 10, 2014 at 2:35 am | #

        There’s still time.

  67. Vash
    Vash
    February 10, 2014 at 12:49 am | #

    omfg this is so cute

  68. Stephen
    Stephen
    February 10, 2014 at 12:49 am | #

    Put a smile on my face. Adorable.

  69. JijiBunny
    JijiBunny
    February 10, 2014 at 12:51 am | #

    Now kiss.

  70. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    February 10, 2014 at 12:52 am | #

    Ruth loves Billie, started it out horribly by shoving Billie up against the wall and forcing a kiss on her. Billie backed her down on that. Ruth eased off and tried to drink herself to death. Billie stepped in to help her. End of line.

    Billie may be sorry but I think she is about to fall. How can you resist someone who’d steal a cheerleaders outfit you can never show in public, just for you? Guess it’s the thought that counts. But, damn, they are cute.

    As said many times here, probably the best relationship here after Walky and Dorothy.

  71. insomniac
    insomniac
    February 10, 2014 at 1:09 am | #

    AwwwwwRuthisasociopath

  72. Jack Finch
    Jack Finch
    February 10, 2014 at 1:14 am | #

    I haz feels

  73. Jackson
    Jackson
    February 10, 2014 at 1:17 am | #

    Billie really needs to come clean NOW.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      February 10, 2014 at 1:31 am | #

      ^ This.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      February 10, 2014 at 1:53 am | #

      No, she can shower later.

    • Blue Dragon
      Blue Dragon
      February 10, 2014 at 1:59 am | #

      ^ Not this.

      I can put myself in Billie’s shoes and imagine a wide spectrum of responses. Nowhere on that spectrum would I feel motivated to confess to violating the alcohol-free pact in response to Ruth’s behavior. The closest I might come is to ask if this means breaking rules is okay, and then hide behind that if I was caught, later.

      (On the uniform issue, at my most high-road response, I’d not accept stolen stuff; at my more passive-aggressive-evil than Ruth response, I’d not accept it just to see how far she’d go. At points between, the uniform might be retained, as seems to be happening here.)

      I’m not saying she doesn’t need to come clean. But not NOW. In response to THIS stuff? Anytime but now.

      • Jackson
        Jackson
        February 10, 2014 at 3:09 am | #

        I don’t know… The ethics of how the uniform was obtained aside, if Billie accepts the gift without confessing, it feels like she’s almost tricking Ruth. On the other hand, if she comes clean and says, “The reason I turned your other gift aside is because I don’t feel like I deserve it since I cheated on the drinking,” they can go forward from a place of honesty. If Billie maintains the lie much longer, it’s gonna be a lot harder to salvage whatever sort of relationship they have.

    • Marisa Mockery
      Marisa Mockery
      February 11, 2014 at 12:39 pm | #

      Or Billie could stop drinking, right now. Problem solved!

  74. motorfirebox
    motorfirebox
    February 10, 2014 at 1:33 am | #

    Man, this is about to go really well or really, REALLY badly.

  75. Rabid Rabbit
    Rabid Rabbit
    February 10, 2014 at 1:45 am | #

    This is rather appallingly sweet. But I do like how Ruth still manages to call Billie fat in the first panel, at the same time as she castigates bigots.

  76. Myrcella's Ear
    Myrcella's Ear
    February 10, 2014 at 1:46 am | #

    My desire for their lips meet only increases with each panel. But, yes, please stop stealing things, Ruth.

  77. Sandbridge Kid
    Sandbridge Kid
    February 10, 2014 at 1:49 am | #

    This has to be one of tufts sweetest things I have ever seen. You can just feel, subtly, Billie’s heart starting to melt and break at the same time. Bravo Willis. Bravo Willis

  78. Sandbridge Kid
    Sandbridge Kid
    February 10, 2014 at 2:00 am | #

    Bloody Fookin Autoconnect

  79. Heavensrun
    Heavensrun
    February 10, 2014 at 2:05 am | #

    I’m a little disturbed by how many people seem to genuinely think this is a sweet gesture. I mean, if we look at this from the outside in, Ruth has stolen somebody’s property, broken into another person’s room, and pinned it to the wall. Upon returning to the room, Billie sees the thing, and then Ruth is -there-, behind her, lending context to it. Like she was lurking and waiting.

    This is kinda stalker behavior, guys. The fact that Billie seems to appreciate it (which doesn’t quite make sense to me, but people are weird) is well and good, and basically a dodged bullet for Ruth, but if someone pulled this and then had the cops called on them,you can bet your bippy the restraining order would be well justified.

    Breaking and entering is not more okay because you want to be lesbians with someone than it is when you want to steal their most prized possession and torment them with it, and stealing doesn’t become okay just ’cause the person is a bongo.

    That said, the last panel is still full of feels and I ship this so hard.

    But really, guys. Boundaries.

    • Darwin2500
      Darwin2500
      February 10, 2014 at 2:30 am | #

      LOTS of things are stalker behavior if they’re unwanted and clearly rejected beforehand. While they’ve had a complicated relationship, as of their last encounter, Billie hadn’t told Ruth to leave her alone and never speak to her again. They’ve already crossed more boundaries than this in their relationship up to this point, without any serious objections, and this doesn’t seem out of line by the standard of their complicated interactions so far.

      The theft thing is another issue, it’s clearly being handwaved by saying the victim was a bigot, which isn’t really a good answer. But it’s largely independent of their relationship.

    • Rutee
      Rutee
      February 10, 2014 at 2:35 am | #

      Yeah, and what’s his face was disturbing the peace when he held up that boombox in 16 Candles.

      If Billie didn’t want this it’d damn well be stalking and you’re 100% correct that a restraining order would be an acceptable response, but come on – the rest is just meh. Illegal, sure, but getting this out of whack because whoamg theft of something minor is just nitpicking.

    • Kevin
      Kevin
      February 10, 2014 at 3:25 am | #

      As much as I want them to bone like a dinosaur exhibit, I am not convinced from Billie’s expression that she’s appreciating it (although the hand gesture seems to indicate so, I wonder if she’s so off-balance she’s just clutching for the nearest thing).

      Eh, I’m terrible at reading people.

      • Andiemus
        Andiemus
        February 10, 2014 at 8:36 am | #

        I’m hoping she’s reaching back to find out where Ruth is so she knows where to throw the mother of all bongo slaps.

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        February 10, 2014 at 9:53 pm | #

        I get the impression she’s moved by the gesture, but also feels horribly guilty about cheating on their sobriety pact.

    • Kevin
      Kevin
      February 10, 2014 at 3:34 am | #

      That said, it’s a comic, sometimes we have relatively minor criminal behavior played for laughs in romantic stories. Of course there are romantic gestures that are sweet in fiction and would be disturbing in real life. Willis writes extremely colorful characters, many with their own foibles, flaws, and quirks. Ruth wouldn’t be Ruth without the criminal behavior – it would be too much of a turn-around. And there’s always possible the criminal acts will become a serious matter later, but for now the drinking and emotional damage are the focus of serious drama for Ruth.

    • BlackIo
      BlackIo
      February 10, 2014 at 11:38 am | #

      Yeah, even as a big fan of the pairing, this felt a little… off. Not so much because it confirms Ruth’s moral compass as completely batshit – past behavior towards Billie makes it pretty clear she sees “punishing” people by hurting them/taking their stuff as perfectly justifiable.

      I’m more thrown on account of reading Ruth’s attitude after the Big Kiss as “I like her, it doesn’t seem to be mutual, and I completely fucked things up/acted hugely unprofessionally, so I’m going to do the right thing, take a step back, and focus on getting myself to a less messed-up place.” Which, you know, is reasonable.

      So I expected her reaction to Billie’s first rejection to be a despondent “nice going Ruth, you fucked up yet again” as opposed to this aggressive/weirdly needy “GODDAMN IT I WILL MAKE THINGS RIGHT WITH YOU EVEN IF I HAVE TO COMMIT A CAMPUS-WIDE BURGLARY SPREE.”

      That it actually works as a cute relationship moment is a testament to how perfectly their horrendously messed-up emotional states and needs feed into one another, but it also feels like they’re backsliding into rather more unhealthy territory here.

  80. Louu
    Louu
    February 10, 2014 at 2:05 am | #

    aaaaaaAAAA BILLIE SAY SOMETHING (maybe something about you drinking and not covering this over because you got a nice present please please pleasee)

  81. TaintedSpud
    TaintedSpud
    February 10, 2014 at 2:15 am | #

    Something terrible is going to happen. I can feel it.

  82. Darwin2500
    Darwin2500
    February 10, 2014 at 2:26 am | #

    So, is Willis now just accelerating the romantic arcs of all the couples he wants to draw over at Slipshine?

    Because if so, I approve wholeheartedly and unequivocally.

  83. Reynard-Miri
    Reynard-Miri
    February 10, 2014 at 2:28 am | #

    This is so incredibly creepy.

  84. Rutee
    Rutee
    February 10, 2014 at 2:29 am | #

    This is so adorable! I also look forward tow atching the next bit of dysfunction (I feel it’s a little early for Billie to admit to Ruth that she’s cheating with Jack).

    Still, I am feeling pretty happy! It’s Adorbs and great to watch. And where’s the fun without the drama? 😀

  85. Glacirus
    Glacirus
    February 10, 2014 at 2:29 am | #

    The ‘i’ve still been drinking’ bomb is gonna be dropped…probably this week…probably in the final panel of whichever comic its in…and for the impending cliffhanger, here is a pre-emptive: DAMN YOU WILLIS!

  86. thelastnerd
    thelastnerd
    February 10, 2014 at 2:33 am | #

    Well. This seems like the makings of a healthy relationship.

  87. nothri
    nothri
    February 10, 2014 at 2:43 am | #

    To Billie’s credit it seems like she WAS sticking to the schedule before Family Day, which t be fair was the day all the shits hit all the fans.

    http://www.dumbingofage.com/2013/comic/book-3/04-just-hangin-out-with-my-family/removed/

  88. SaveTheKakapo
    SaveTheKakapo
    February 10, 2014 at 2:58 am | #

    Willis, you’re doing this to sell us more porn aren’t you? AREN’T YOU?

    WELL WHERE IS IT?!

  89. someguywithakatana
    someguywithakatana
    February 10, 2014 at 3:04 am | #

    Stay on target…

    • GoSpeedRumpist
      GoSpeedRumpist
      February 10, 2014 at 3:40 am | #

      It’s no good, they can’t maneuver!

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        February 10, 2014 at 1:27 pm | #

        Stay on target…

  90. pendrake
    pendrake
    February 10, 2014 at 3:06 am | #

    Another great “D’Aww…” strip. Who knew Ruth had it in her?

  91. Kevin
    Kevin
    February 10, 2014 at 3:19 am | #

    Geeze, creeper expression there Ruth…

  92. Osaru Sensei
    Osaru Sensei
    February 10, 2014 at 4:00 am | #

    4th panel Ruth: pretty much my expression whenever I have physical contact with my girlfriend.

    (doesn’t even have to be of the sexual kind lol)

  93. Erichermit
    Erichermit
    February 10, 2014 at 4:18 am | #

    Um…

    Kind of blown away that everybody in here seems to think this is cute or something. Am I the only one who is noticing that Billie is obviously scared and uncomfortable right now?

    • BlackIo
      BlackIo
      February 10, 2014 at 8:57 am | #

      We’ll see what tomorrow brings (there’s about a solid week’s worth of strips before the new storyline begins and IU is overrun with hoodie dresses), but right now, I’m not getting the same read.

      A lot of Billie’s personality seems to be driven by a lack of parental affection/attention, and what we’ve seen of her high school life sounds like she spent most of her time plugging that hole with friends, boys (and possibly girls), activities, and social standing – basically, anything that gets people to like, need, and validate her.

      Problem is that all that evaporated after the big DUI fiasco, and her subsequent efforts to make herself Queen Bee at IU have been kind of a disaster. So she’s trying to make herself feel needed in other ways: dispensing romantic advice to Walky, fixing up Joyce’s wardrobe, playing substitute RA, and (yes) taking care of Ruth.

      Thing is, much as she seems to get validation from having people rely on her, these have all been pretty one-sided relationships. Ruth’s gesture, messed up as it is, is also the first time anybody’s gone out of their way to do something nice for Billie in return (and feeds directly into those deeper emotional needs). There’s some complicated feelings at work in panels 3 and 4, but I think she’s more overwhelmed than scared here. The hand-holding is also kind of a giveaway.

      • Fran
        Fran
        February 10, 2014 at 12:27 pm | #

        I really like your point of view!

    • Andiemus
      Andiemus
      February 10, 2014 at 9:07 am | #

      No, you’re not. This is creepy as hell.

    • Suzushiiro
      Suzushiiro
      February 10, 2014 at 12:22 pm | #

      I don’t think she’d have put her hand on Ruth’s if what Ruth did was making her scared or uncomfortable.

    • nothri
      nothri
      February 10, 2014 at 11:37 pm | #

      I think it matters less if it is fucked up (cause stealing shit and giving it to your crush as a gift IS pretty fucked up, let’s not mince words) and more if this brand of fucked up compliments Billie’s brand of being fucked up. Which seems to be the case, if that hand holding is any indication.

  94. CianM1301
    CianM1301
    February 10, 2014 at 4:18 am | #

    Aww….

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      February 10, 2014 at 5:21 pm | #

      …YEAH!

  95. Kirby
    Kirby
    February 10, 2014 at 4:20 am | #

    My brain’s about to explode because I really have no way of processing this comic.

  96. NIghtsbridge
    NIghtsbridge
    February 10, 2014 at 4:56 am | #

    This pairing is going in all sorts of bad directions but I want it to work out.

  97. snark
    snark
    February 10, 2014 at 5:37 am | #

    I just

    I

    http://imageshack.com/a/img534/8359/8hp5.png

    • AdInfinitumSpero
      AdInfinitumSpero
      February 10, 2014 at 6:14 am | #

      Just…

      Fantastic.

    • Axel
      Axel
      February 10, 2014 at 4:37 pm | #

      *applauds*

    • Marisa Mockery
      Marisa Mockery
      February 11, 2014 at 12:59 pm | #

      I would end up doing that XD

  98. Gargamel
    Gargamel
    February 10, 2014 at 6:55 am | #

    Aww Ruth is broken in the cutest way evah. ^-^

  99. Doulos
    Doulos
    February 10, 2014 at 7:43 am | #

    Is Billie even sure that she wants a lesbian relationship? She seems to like Ruth when they don’t want to kill each other, but does she like like Ruth?

    • Nightsbridge
      Nightsbridge
      February 10, 2014 at 7:17 pm | #

      She returned Ruth’s first kiss pretty enthusiastically until she realized she was kissing RUTH, and when Joyce asked about whether she thought of girls romantically Billie said ‘EVERYONE does at some point.’

      Which sounds like a safer way of saying ‘I have.’

      • Doulos
        Doulos
        February 10, 2014 at 9:00 pm | #

        Right, but does she want a romantic or even physical relationship with Ruth. One kiss does not lead to a relationship or even sex. Billie seems largely into guys ripping her clothes off and with the exception of maybe Ruth, she largely wants to keep her clothes on around the ladies. I wonder if Ruth might find herself in the friendzone, because even all women will not be attracted to a woman at all times.

  100. Phoenix
    Phoenix
    February 10, 2014 at 8:40 am | #

    Why can I see there being an arc with the original owner of the uniform finding out she has it and coming after her for revenge under the mistaken belief that she stole it?

    • John
      John
      February 10, 2014 at 5:51 pm | #

      And then Billie and Ruth break her.

      • xKiv
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        February 10, 2014 at 8:24 pm | #

        Break her down, or break her in?
        …
        Breakout!

  101. nikofintikis
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    February 10, 2014 at 8:52 am | #

    this is my otp

  102. SilverArrowArtemis
    SilverArrowArtemis
    February 10, 2014 at 9:28 am | #

    Don’t like the Billie/Ruth ship? WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU? THAT’S NO GOOD.

  103. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    February 10, 2014 at 9:34 am | #

    THE SEDUCTION IS COMPLETE

    • Volkai
      Volkai
      February 10, 2014 at 9:58 am | #

      It’s not complete ’til there’s a special on Slipshine.

      • TrueVCU
        TrueVCU
        February 10, 2014 at 11:32 pm | #

        I said the seduction, not the consummation

  104. Volkai
    Volkai
    February 10, 2014 at 9:57 am | #

    D’awwww.

  105. Bill
    Bill
    February 10, 2014 at 10:31 am | #

    Go to Willis’ “It’s Walky” Tumblr page.
    Right-click the page, then click on “view background image”.
    Compare that picture to Ruth in panel #4.
    Big eyes?  Check.
    Freckles?  Check.
    Hair color?  Check.
    Weird smile?  Check.
    Prominent ears?  Welllll… maybe a half a check…..
    Frightening, isn’t it?

  106. Arkadi
    Arkadi
    February 10, 2014 at 11:36 am | #

    “That’s the most beautiful thing anyone’s ever said to me. TwT ”

    Those two simply deserve each other.

  107. WikiDreamer
    WikiDreamer
    February 10, 2014 at 12:25 pm | #

    This gave me a happy that I didn’t even know I needed today. ^-^

  108. Just Here
    Just Here
    February 10, 2014 at 2:00 pm | #

    My thinking is that all of Billie’s emotional relationships up to this point have been relatively shallow. Wanna guess how fast her ‘friends’ ditched her after the DUI and her getting kicked off the cheerleading squad? So someone who’s genuinely concerned with her happiness is a new experience for her. She’s not sure how to react. Plus there’s the mental baarrier of “She’s a girl and she likes me.” I have had a person of my own gender express a romantic interest in me, and I’ll admit I freaked out a bit. Processed it in the end, decided I wasn’t interested, and we managed to stay friends.

    So I read Billie’s expression in the last panel as “I don’t know what to think about this” on so many levels.

    • Arkadi
      Arkadi
      February 10, 2014 at 5:37 pm | #

      Don’t forget the guilt. That’s the cherry on the cake.

  109. Gamaran Sepudomyn
    Gamaran Sepudomyn
    February 10, 2014 at 2:13 pm | #

    That face…it’s like that weird smiley face thing dogs do, but usually a person’s tongue isn’t tooth-colored. That’s what makes it seem creepy to me. Not the actions, which are quite adorable when you consider the characters, but the facial expression.

  110. Lee Sacco
    Lee Sacco
    February 10, 2014 at 2:55 pm | #

    Because breaking into student’s rooms and stealing things to blackmail them into completing some red tape paperwork is wrong, but breaking into student’s rooms and stealing things because they posted something you disagree with on the internet is heroic.

    • The Candyman
      The Candyman
      February 10, 2014 at 3:49 pm | #

      Protagonist Syndrome.

      • Gargamel
        Gargamel
        February 10, 2014 at 4:05 pm | #

        That’s how a lot of people think.
        The vast majority of people like to think of as the hero of their own story but chances are they aren’t.

        • Gargamel
          Gargamel
          February 10, 2014 at 4:07 pm | #

          That’s how a lot of people think.
          The vast majority of people like to think of themselves as the hero of their own story but chances are they aren’t.

    • Lel
      Lel
      February 10, 2014 at 5:39 pm | #

      Willis confirmed SJW.

      • Alex Stritar
        Alex Stritar
        February 10, 2014 at 6:07 pm | #

        Did we even need this comic to confirm that?

      • Fit-to-freak
        Fit-to-freak
        February 10, 2014 at 10:59 pm | #

        wha

  111. Aurora
    Aurora
    February 10, 2014 at 4:42 pm | #

    I feel like Ruth i trying to be quirkily endearing, like in a romantic comedy, and she hasn’t quite realized that real life doesn’t work that way.

  112. Peter
    Peter
    February 10, 2014 at 5:08 pm | #

    Okay… away with the overanalysis. Let’s just enjoy the moment.

    I sure as hell do.

  113. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    February 10, 2014 at 5:18 pm | #

    In the future, I can see Amber and Ruth ending up in the same prison cell.

    • Rutee
      Rutee
      February 10, 2014 at 9:19 pm | #

      Nah, this is really more the province of jail.

  114. Tenn
    Tenn
    February 10, 2014 at 6:17 pm | #

    Ruth’s adorable face enables me to temporarily disregard the fact that she is being creepy and dysfunctional. Ruth’s adorable face for president!

  115. JQuire
    JQuire
    February 10, 2014 at 8:44 pm | #

    Yeah, that face mean Billie’s about to tell Ruth off or say somethin’ that means not all is fluffy flying hearts. I know. I feel it. in my water.

  116. OldFart
    OldFart
    February 10, 2014 at 10:08 pm | #

    People seem to object more to Ruth’s theft than to Amber’s attempted murder and Danny’s aiding and abetting.

    • Fit-to-freak
      Fit-to-freak
      February 10, 2014 at 10:19 pm | #

      Ehh, I don’t think Blaine’s going to die, unless I seriously misinterpreted the state he was left in. Not mention Blaine has a history of physical abuse, and was behaving in a threatening manner. It wouldn’t be the world’s strongest case, but you could argue Amber attacked Blaine to defend herself and Danny.

    • Clif
      Clif
      February 10, 2014 at 10:39 pm | #

      Well, yeah. Theft is wrong. Killing Blain, not so much.

    • Bill
      Bill
      February 11, 2014 at 2:53 am | #

      I think it’s because it is unrepentent theft.  “If you still don’t like it I’ll keep stealing stuff until I find something you do.”

      Amber, on the other hand, has indicated that she regrets her rage against Blaine.  Maybe not for the best of reasons, but it’s something.

  117. Fit-to-freak
    Fit-to-freak
    February 10, 2014 at 10:16 pm | #

    Like many, people, I’m not quite sure how I feel about his yet. On one hand, I feel like straight couples get to have all sorts of romances- and Ruth is not behaving anymore outrageously than a the leading guy in a romantic comedy. On the other hand, I have problems with certain rom-coms for that very reason. A part of me really relishes the fun/messed up relationships, and I enjoy seeing a queer couple fill that role for once, even if I don’t think its a realistic model for a healthy relationship.

    • TheOtherDibbler
      TheOtherDibbler
      March 23, 2014 at 7:38 am | #

      Well, it’s not a healthy relationship. It’s a messed up relationship between two messed-up people who are trying to find some happiness and connection with another person, but who don’t currently have the ability to form healthy relationships.

  118. SilverArrowArtemis
    SilverArrowArtemis
    February 10, 2014 at 10:34 pm | #

    Ruth’s body is ready. *wink wink*

  119. Clif
    Clif
    February 10, 2014 at 10:42 pm | #

    I’m going to call this as Billie being touched and horrified on several levels all at the same time.

  120. TheOtherDibbler
    TheOtherDibbler
    March 23, 2014 at 7:34 am | #

    Oh panel two… So many people in this comic need to go to counselling.

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