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by David M Willis on March 9, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - I Was a Teenage Churchmouse
└ Tags: jacob, sarah

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  1. JAD
    JAD
    March 9, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    “Don’t got much to say. Nothing’s pissing me off”

    Yes, that’s Sarah.

    • David Herbert
      David Herbert
      March 9, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Someone should turn around and say “You mean don’t HAVE much to say.” Then she could get pissed at Grammar Nazis.

      • MichaelHaneline
        MichaelHaneline
        March 9, 2014 at 11:44 pm | #

        Also, it should be “Nothing is” not “nothing’s”. You don’t get to just combine any word you want with “is”, silly girl!

        • Jason
          Jason
          March 10, 2014 at 1:28 am | #

          Uh, yeah you can.

        • David Willis
          David M Willis
          March 10, 2014 at 1:30 am | #

          what

        • Hotsauce
          Hotsauce
          March 10, 2014 at 11:24 am | #

          Pretty sure you don’t understand how contractions work.

        • TPman
          TPman
          March 11, 2014 at 1:51 am | #

          Whazzat?

    • JA
      JA
      March 9, 2014 at 11:22 am | #

      Dammit Sarah.

    • teddydragon
      teddydragon
      March 9, 2014 at 8:59 pm | #

      Y0U DUN G00F’D, SARAH.

    • Parnifia the Bastard
      Parnifia the Bastard
      March 10, 2014 at 10:07 am | #

      That’s me, except it’s never a problem because something is always pissing me off.

  2. Rani
    Rani
    March 9, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Aaaaaaaaaaaand this is gonna be a long arc. Not to worry, I’ve packed feels.

    • Deathjavu
      Deathjavu
      March 9, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

      I left all mine…somewhere.

      I’ll get back to you if I ever find them again.

      • saltchocolate
        saltchocolate
        March 9, 2014 at 1:02 am | #

        You all *bring* feels? This strip sprays them at you from every panel. And by “this strip” I don’t mean tonight, I mean DoA…

        • Deathjavu
          Deathjavu
          March 9, 2014 at 3:46 am | #

          It’s more like it triggers them, and what you’re bringing is receptiveness.

          Oh, hey, I found my feels. Turns out they were under life’s shoe.

      • Aeron
        Aeron
        March 9, 2014 at 3:38 am | #

        Theater attendants will be distributing feels during the course of the show. And by delivering I mean a trap door will open on the ceiling and drown everyone.

    • cybik
      cybik
      March 9, 2014 at 9:38 am | #

      Yeah, I think the feels you packed are not going to last. Should I bring more?

  3. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    March 9, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Words change things, and the fantasy that might be is better than destroying everything…

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      March 9, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      Hence why some people prefer the fantasy than the reality. They just don’t want that dream to end.

    • Ivan
      Ivan
      March 9, 2014 at 1:58 am | #

      WORDS do not change things.

      •LASERS• change things! Especially one’s naughty parts!!

      • Astrum
        Astrum
        March 9, 2014 at 4:57 am | #

        Well that sounds… Horrifying…

        • Drunken Nordmann
          Drunken Nordmann
          March 9, 2014 at 12:48 pm | #

          Depends on the laser and the one who handles it.

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        March 9, 2014 at 5:38 pm | #

        ಠ□ಠ

  4. RandomRedMage
    RandomRedMage
    March 9, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    d’awwwww

  5. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    March 9, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Not exactly the most positive person around, that Sarah.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      March 9, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      She’s positively bitter.

  6. GoogerGeiger
    GoogerGeiger
    March 9, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Don’t dan this up now, Sarah!

  7. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    March 9, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    We could compare lipstick. Personally I buy grape, but I like the tangerine thing you’ve got going on!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      March 9, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      Wait…you use lipstick?

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        March 9, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        No. I forgot to put quotes.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        March 9, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        He’s in touch with his feminine side, touching it with special battery powered toys.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          March 9, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

          My feminine side is mad at my masculine side for not having a fine lady to cuddle with. My masculine side is resigned to lady failure.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 9, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Looks more like peach to me.

    • CarlaGriffin
      CarlaGriffin
      March 9, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      Come on guys, it’s clearly Golden Sunrise, god!

      • SplashBoogie
        SplashBoogie
        March 9, 2014 at 2:56 pm | #

        Actually it’s Coral Blue Number…

  8. Pyr05
    Pyr05
    March 9, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Intimidated Sarah is intimidated.

  9. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    March 9, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Sarah + Mike: best or worst ship ever?

    • Totz the Plaid
      Totz the Plaid
      March 9, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      Yes.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      March 9, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      I believe it could stay afloat but it probably wouldn’t sail too far.

      • Badeyes
        Badeyes
        March 9, 2014 at 4:01 am | #

        It would float until she broke Mike down, his tears would fill the ship and sinking would ensue.

    • arank11
      arank11
      March 9, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      I feel like it would be like the Amber/Mike relationship from Shortpacked, but in reverse (Mike blackmailing Sarah with something)

    • The Candyman
      The Candyman
      March 9, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      I dunno. Sarah is grouchy, but she’s never been actively malicious. She doesn’t have that evil drive to make someone else miserable. Ruth on the other hand..

      • Rutee
        Rutee
        March 9, 2014 at 5:21 am | #

        …is into girls.

        • 4th Dimension
          4th Dimension
          March 9, 2014 at 7:34 am | #

          According to her in this continuity she was kind of surprised by that development, so boys probably are still not out of the question.

        • John
          John
          March 9, 2014 at 9:39 am | #

          Not exclusively.

          But that’s kind of an informed trait; Billie’s the only person in either universe that she’s definitely demonstrated that she’s into.

          • Fen_Star
            Fen_Star
            March 9, 2014 at 8:34 pm | #

            IIRC she was really into a truck in the walkyverse.

            • John
              John
              March 10, 2014 at 5:46 am | #

              Other way around.

    • Drunken Nordmann
      Drunken Nordmann
      March 9, 2014 at 12:54 pm | #

      It would sink like it’s a viking funeral: burning and full of treasures.

      • nkh
        nkh
        March 9, 2014 at 1:50 pm | #

        I will trust your opinion on viking funeral analogies because you are a drunken Nordmann.

  10. saltchocolate
    saltchocolate
    March 9, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    This last year’s trauma coming back to haunt her! Dammit!

  11. Bill
    Bill
    March 9, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    That’s the way, Sarah.  A closed mouth gathers no foot.

    • MrPotamus
      MrPotamus
      March 9, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

      I wish more people subscribed to this notion.

      • Glacirus
        Glacirus
        March 9, 2014 at 3:29 am | #

        Seconded.

    • jy2
      jy2
      March 9, 2014 at 5:16 pm | #

      At first I read that as “gathers no food”.

      • John
        John
        March 9, 2014 at 5:24 pm | #

        Also true!

  12. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    March 9, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    They do? Okay, the sky is green!

    *looks out window*

    Dammit.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      March 9, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      Let me try. I am currently dreaming and it’s still 2007.

  13. arank11
    arank11
    March 9, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    I can see the future and it is filled with feels

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      March 10, 2014 at 4:52 pm | #

      I saw my hovercraft, it was full of eels.

  14. Robert
    Robert
    March 9, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Could she be eye humping him any harder in that last panel? Her eyes even look wet… Make whatever joke/pun from that you like.

    • KingMabel
      KingMabel
      March 9, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      Her eyes ain’t the only thing wet…

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      March 9, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      She’d better wear eye protection. don’t wanna get ‘im pregnant.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        March 9, 2014 at 12:36 am | #

        Or catch an steye

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          March 9, 2014 at 12:50 am | #

          S.T.Eye

          • Drunken Nordmann
            Drunken Nordmann
            March 9, 2014 at 1:35 pm | #

            That could happen. They discussed that in “Elders react”

  15. CarlaGriffin
    CarlaGriffin
    March 9, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    “Don’t got much to say. Them cattle comin’ along nice. Looks like rain.” Sarah is reminding me of a cowboy.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      March 9, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      I am more into the idea of Sarah as a cowboy than as a dickgirl.

      • nkh
        nkh
        March 9, 2014 at 1:54 pm | #

        Combine for best results!

        Cow-dick girl… Cow dickgirl… Dick cowgirl… Dick-cow girl.

        • MichaelHaneline
          MichaelHaneline
          March 9, 2014 at 11:46 pm | #

          Is a cow-dick girl a lady with the job of herding cow penises?

    • Cybersnark
      Cybersnark
      March 9, 2014 at 8:09 am | #

      She’s kinda reminding me of Zoe.

      She’s terse.

      • TsunamiJane
        TsunamiJane
        March 9, 2014 at 6:40 pm | #

        “Terse? I can do terse. Once in flight school, I was laconic!”

    • John
      John
      March 9, 2014 at 9:43 am | #

      It occurs to me that Halloween costume time should be coming up in a few weeks.

      By which I mean three to five years, of course.

      I wonder if Joyce is allowed to celebrate Halloween.

      • Bill
        Bill
        March 9, 2014 at 12:06 pm | #

        Probably.  But no monsters, vampires, or slutty meter maid costumes for Joyce; no doubt she had to dress as an OT Biblical character like Ruth, Sara (the wife of Abraham), or Esther.

        • Drunken Nordmann
          Drunken Nordmann
          March 9, 2014 at 1:45 pm | #

          I’d like to see Billie’s look when Joyce’s dressed as Ruth.

          • John
            John
            March 9, 2014 at 6:16 pm | #

            I don’t think Joyce could rock the overall-shorts look the way Ruth does.

            On the other hand, if Ruth borrowed Joyce’s orange sweater and added a little brown tint to her hair, she’d be a perfect Velma. I don’t think Billie could pull off Hot Dog Water, though.

        • Bill
          Bill
          March 9, 2014 at 2:45 pm | #

          Well played, Nordmann.

        • John
          John
          March 9, 2014 at 6:04 pm | #

          Well, I know a lot of Chick-tract-toting evangelicals of Joyce’s family’s stripe are big on the whole “Halloween == devil worship” thing. (Of course, Just about everything is devil worship if Jack Chick can be believed.)

          She celebrated it in It’s Walky, but only after the mindwipe, I think, and her parents seem harder-core in this universe.

          Anyway, for Joyce’s costume I’m thinking Sarah’s vision of Joyce à la Billie. Just to break the brains of everyone else in the dorm.

  16. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    March 9, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    Those words are called adjectives.

  17. Cthulhu's Intern
    Cthulhu's Intern
    March 9, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    Willis, if the next strip is nothing but an awkward silence…

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      March 9, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      Nah, the next strip might be a cut away to someone else.

  18. nothri
    nothri
    March 9, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    Yeeeah. Might want to take the angst down a notch there, Sarah.

  19. Aizat
    Aizat
    March 9, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    You know…for some reason, I can’t shake the feeling that this Jacob is somehow related to ME2’s Jacob.

    • nothri
      nothri
      March 9, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

      Willis! Cosplay! Make it happen, and I will throw money at you!

    • Andiemus
      Andiemus
      March 9, 2014 at 8:52 am | #

      Is Sarah going to disappear for a while and then Jacob ends up married to someone we’ve never heard of?

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        August 1, 2014 at 7:24 pm | #

        Oh, they weren’t married, he just knocked her up.

  20. lilycat51
    lilycat51
    March 9, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

    the last panel. I can relate.

  21. Alex Stritar
    Alex Stritar
    March 9, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

    Sarah, when did you start being so vulnerable and puppy-eyed? Is this what living with Joyce does to you?

    • Bill
      Bill
      March 9, 2014 at 12:09 pm | #

      You would be surprised what meeting the “right” person will do to someone.
      I certainly was.

  22. Kiggy
    Kiggy
    March 9, 2014 at 12:39 am | #

    Don’t sarah this up, Sarah.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      March 9, 2014 at 11:42 pm | #

      No it’s “Don’t Amber this up, Sarah.”

  23. Ratso
    Ratso
    March 9, 2014 at 12:48 am | #

    “Awwwww” for Sarah’s feels.
    “WHu-HUH” for her admitting out loud that she ‘likes’ things.

  24. GaoShiki
    GaoShiki
    March 9, 2014 at 12:51 am | #

    Quit being creepy and vague, Sarah. You don’t even know Jacob that well, there’s no friggin relationship to change!

    • TEMPO
      TEMPO
      March 9, 2014 at 1:33 am | #

      Thank you for putting it into words. I was wondering why this felt so off. I can buy Sarah being bashful in new clothes and cautious about talking to a hot guy, but his “Words Change Things” stuff is so weird.

  25. maxyai
    maxyai
    March 9, 2014 at 1:47 am | #

    Joyce can work miracles with outfits. Personality, on the other hand…

    • Ikaru
      Ikaru
      March 9, 2014 at 4:49 pm | #

      I dunno, I think she is doing pretty okay. And Jacob seems willing to help. Sorta awkwardly cute.

  26. Darwin
    Darwin
    March 9, 2014 at 3:06 am | #

    Those eyes…

  27. Giant Speck
    Giant Speck
    March 9, 2014 at 3:11 am | #

    Noooooooo! I don’t want to experience Sarah feels again!

  28. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    March 9, 2014 at 3:12 am | #

    Sarah, you are about as accomplished at social interaction as I was, not that I’ve improved all that much, but at least a little better than this scene. I have “feels” or is that, am experiencing ‘feels’ for your predicament.

    Shut up and ask him about his day. Works every time.

    • Cybersnark
      Cybersnark
      March 9, 2014 at 8:10 am | #

      I just love the thought of Dina giving Sarah relationship advice.

      • Tenn
        Tenn
        March 9, 2014 at 2:18 pm | #

        Well, if Joyce can dress her…

  29. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    March 9, 2014 at 3:23 am | #

    I’m saving that line in the second to the last panel to end future conversations with chatty idiots.

  30. JoeMerl
    JoeMerl
    March 9, 2014 at 3:39 am | #

    Watch out Sarah, Dina’s starting to think you’re socially awkward. 😉

  31. David
    David
    March 9, 2014 at 4:09 am | #

    I have the suspicion that we skipped the panels in the continuity where Joyce tells Jacob “My roommate digs you. You can recognize her because I dressed her up in shorts. Talk her up and don’t blow it or I’ll” I am not sure what threat Joyce added to it but he’s obviously thinking very hard about it right now.

  32. Tufto
    Tufto
    March 9, 2014 at 7:49 am | #

    Swing and a miss :p.

    • Gordon Blvd
      Gordon Blvd
      March 9, 2014 at 8:43 pm | #

      puh-lenty of innings to go……………………

  33. SilverArrowArtemis
    SilverArrowArtemis
    March 9, 2014 at 10:45 am | #

    This isn’t even my final feel.

  34. OldFart
    OldFart
    March 9, 2014 at 1:18 pm | #

    I regret being absent from the Internet yesterday, so that I could not drop a reference into that “pants” thread.
    “I wonder if you’re the best in everybody’s pants?”
    Do I fetch retroactive nerd cred, or is JoCo not cool here?

  35. Arkadi
    Arkadi
    March 9, 2014 at 1:37 pm | #

    Sarah isn’t very good at this.

    • Bilfred
      Bilfred
      March 9, 2014 at 2:09 pm | #

      No, but it appears that Jacob is perfectly willing to walk her through it.

  36. Scolopendra
    Scolopendra
    March 9, 2014 at 5:35 pm | #

    Huh, not a lot of conversation today. I guess everyone could use a break from the commenting frenzy.

    • Jack Finch
      Jack Finch
      March 9, 2014 at 10:21 pm | #

      We talk plenty, but nothing’s pissing us off.

  37. Mystrana
    Mystrana
    March 9, 2014 at 10:21 pm | #

    Jacob is being sweet and I understand how scared Sarah is. She thinks it’s safer for her to put up walls and only share her anger because how can you get hurt if you don’t put yourself out there? obviously I really want things to work out for her but I’m scared too, because on occasion this webcomic is all about the sad. ;p

  38. Darnel
    Darnel
    March 10, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    ouch.

  39. Porkachu
    Porkachu
    March 10, 2014 at 9:41 am | #

    Come on Sarah! He digs you!

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