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Sakana
Mad Rupert
Our heroes must navigate a hazardous dating scene, overcome personal anxieties, and wrangle unruly seafood in order to find love, peace of mind, and a paycheck.
Augustine
Winter Jay Kiakas, Windy
August and her ragtag group are just like everyone else, simply surviving in the treacherous Crater... When they stumble into what may be an artifact of the ancient past, their lives are thrown into a much bigger loop as they trifle with bounty hunters, monsters and gods.
Heroes of Thantopolis
Izzy Strontium Hall
A living boy fights to save the City of the Dead.
Monster's Garden
Ash G.
Champion pit fighter Kilo Monster was content to spend the rest of his days tending to his quiet garden alone... until he met a curious robot girl and her human family.
ARISE, YE SKELETON KING
Brian Clevinger, Escher Cattle, Lee Black
A troupe of wandering "adventurers" down to their last silver "acquire" a map only to find the real treasure was the fiend they dug up along the way.
Nerf Now!!
Josué Pereira
A cute webcomic about fanservice, video games, and... love. Mostly video games, though.
Peritale
Mari Costa
A fairy godmother with no magic tries her best to successfully fulfill a Fairytale and win the respect of her peers.
Edison Rex
Chris Roberson
The adventures of the world’s greatest villain who, after defeating his superheroic nemesis, decides that he’s the only one left to defend the world.
Ozzie the Vampire
Eric Lide
Ozzie and her best friend Kimmy are your average everyday normal art students – except one is an immortal vampire with superpowers and the other possesses a magic talking grimoire. Also they have to save their town from a demonic invasion.
Little Tiny Things
Clover
What are the little things that move us? The simple joys that warm our bodies and hearts? The micro life of insects that influence our world more than we think? The tiny steps we make everyday to have a happier tomorrow?
Sleepless Domain
Mary Cagle (Cube Watermelon)
In a world where magical girls and their battles are commonplace, loss has become all too common as well.
Empowered
Adam Warren
A sexy superhero comedy (except when it isn't) about the never-ending struggles of a plucky but very unlucky young superheroine.
Lies Within
Lacey
Lysander's aimless and carefree life is turned upside down when he accidentally discovers that the cute boy next door, Simon, is a literal monster
The Messenger
indui
In a ruin-abound town cursed with bad luck, Kai and Kalla--a young boy and a fledgling dragonbird spirit--take on a quest in hopes the reward will solve all of their problems.
Dumbing of Age
David M Willis
Joyce has been homeschooled her entire life until now, when she's suddenly a freshman in college! Things don't go well.
Sister Claire
Yamino
In the troubled aftermath of a great war between Witches and her fellow Nuns, novice Sister Claire just wants a purpose.
Freakshow
Scotty
A festival of broken people, blood flows in the center ring. Come one and come all, to the greatest show in all of Paris.
Barbarous
Ananth Hirsh, Yuko Ota
A crummy wizard and an anxious monster have to get over themselves and bring order to an apartment building full of misfits.
Novae
KaiJu
A historical romance with a touch magic and a dash of astronomy. It chronicles the romantic adventures of Sulvain, a sweet tempered necromancer and Raziol, a passionate 17th century astronomer.
Blindsprings
Kadi Fedoruk
Tamaura, wrested into a world 300 years in the future, must find a way to save the magic fading from her country.
Three Panel Soul
Matt Boyd, Ian McConville
It's a pretty rigid format but we keep the content loose, you know?
Namesake
Isa, Meg
There's ghosts at your heels and fairy tale worlds ahead. What do you do? Jump down the rabbit hole!
Darkling Bright
Chris Hazelton
Kieran Bright is a college student home for the summer and roped into an online reunion with his old neighborhood friends in the most recent update of their favorite childhood MMORPG.
At least, he was, and that was the idea...
Join Kieran and his friends as they are pulled into another reality that may or may not be real and are forced to confront their own identities, the nature of simulated universes and reality itself.
Not Drunk Enough
Tess Stone
Logan Ibarra is possibly the unluckiest repairman in the world. A late night job should not have landed him in the middle of a mad scientist's squabble, but he soon finds himself surrounded by monsters and further madness with little tools to get out.
The Weave
Rennie Kingsley
A young woman pursued by bad luck is witness to the murder of the Fairy Queen of Summer. Can she get to the bottom of this mystery?
Angel's Orchard
Harry Bogosian
After the events in Demon's Mirror, Gerda has accepted her role as a Demon Hunter, and Cezar has traveled back to the Demon City. Demons have existed alongside humans for millennia, so things begin to return to normal. But an impossibly powerful Relic has been taken by one of the Demon Masters, and a silent war enters its final stages.
Cyanide & Happiness
Explosm
Satire, dark humor and surreal humor.
Nigh Heaven & Hell
Scotty
Heather Vodihn is on a simple mission: find her father. However she becomes entangled with two strangers with mysterious powers being stalked by a group with bizarre demands. Heather must learn to trust her new traveling companions, even if she is untrustworthy herself.
Saint for Rent
Ru Xu
Saint Halliday runs an inn for Time Travelers. Unfortunately, he seems to attract other supernatural "guests," too.
The Golden Boar
Magnolia Porter Siddell
A young woman joins a group of summoners who call forth Guardian Beasts to protect their isolated magical island. Unfortunately, her Guardian Beast is nothing like she'd imagined, and he's about to change her life, and everything she thought she knew about herself...
Stand Still, Stay Silent
Minna Sundberg
A few generations after the end of the world, a small, poorly financed research crew is sent out to rediscover whatever is left of the forbidden old world in the south.
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True enough, but some things invite it more than others. In theory, one could measure it by the amount of fanfiction it actually spawns. Rule 34 means there will be at least one person wanking to it, but I think there will be more slash from today’s strip than, from, say, this strip:
It looks like Joe has the ability to shrink his underwear to make him look sexier. This skill must come in very handy for him. I know it’s the angle, but still…
It takes a while for some people. I’m genuinely shocked that I hadn’t grown true facial hair up until now, and it’s still partially peach fuzz with some dark and I’m 22.
I know how Danny feels, my g/f broke up with me just a few months ago. Hurts. Best friend of 15 years
I am not, in fact, that thrown off, and am merely reacting this way for comedic effect. I’m sorry if I offended anyone but keep in mind that I did mention that it’s nice that fans of the other gender are getting some eye-candy, it’s just not my thing personally.
Think of the rest of us who have to endure boobies. We get to look at some nice male frontal. We are enjoying it! Oh yes we are enjoying it. It took me a moment to actually remember to read the dang comic, oh yes we are enjoying it.
MY younger brother used to walk around the house in his underwear every night. He only stopped… less than half a year ago I think? He’s 13 now. It was horrifying. There are some things you don’t want to know.
But Mousie, thou are no thy-lane,
In proving foresight may be vain:
The best laid schemes o’ Mice an’ Men,
Gang aft agley,
An’ lea’e us nought but grief an’ pain,
For promis’d joy!
Given that it’s only been a full day and night since Dorothy broke up with him and the circumstances of their relationship, I highly doubt that Danny will get over her too soon. I’m not saying that he’ll always be like he is right now, but he’s going to need time to recover.
Pajamas went out with advent of central air. Sure I used to wear them, when I lived in a century old house whose hardwood floors were like grim, icy death in the mornings :P. Danny should consider himself lucky that there are shorts involved.
Pajamas are still handy in wintertime when your bed is next to the window because that’s the only place it fits. Summertime is sleeping naked time; wintertime is t-shirt and long-johns and socks time.
Yeah, Joe does strike me as somone who sleeps “commando”, as it were. That might be why he’s annoyed that Danny is telling him to put on pants… I mean, he already put on underwear… Sheesh!
Aw, come on, Danno, there’s lots of girls in college! There’s even one that you know will stick up for you when times are bad. Sure she’s mysterious and shadowy and not the chatty sort (the love-em-and-leave-em type?), but, you know, she could be yours.
I personally sleep in PJ bottoms and a t-shirt myself.
I could see Joe maybe wearing PJ bottoms… maybe… but no way in hell is he ever going to wear a PJ-top jacket Danny. Even on girls it looks a bit odd to me sometimes. (Some can pull it off though, I’m just not one of them.)**
But you secretly like it Danny-boy according to the rules of shipping so whatever.
Who is Joe expected a compliment from regarding his underwear? Danny? Oh, Joe… so you really have been over-compensating all this time, and just wanted some Danny Man-love… Tell us Joe, how’s the closet? Enough room in there with all your pretty-pretty shoes?
(And before that one person reads this and starts getting antsy, obviously I’m joking and know he’s not actually gay.)
So many people here make me feel like I’m Joyce, does anybody sleeps in pajamas (and socks) always? D:. I wouldn’t have a problem with nice guys walking almost naked though.
(Yay my first comment!, let’s see my first avatar!)
When you structure your life around one person, losing them to any situation could rob your life of meaning to you. He could get over it in a day, or in a year, but until he finds a way to replace the lost meaning, he doesn’t have one.
What meaning does Danny have outside of Dorothy? None; as was said, he structured his entire life around her. His plans for the future, his education, his social life… sure, he still has Joe, but Joe has proven time and time again that he won’t be there for Danny when the guy needs a friend. So not only has he lost meaning in everything he’s done, he’s also lost the only person he had for emotional support. That’s hard to recover from.
Holy fanservice Batman! Also, I like the morphing underwear, go from boxers to briefs without changing, very convenient. What is with the socks, who wears socks to bed?
People with circulation that leaves the feet cold in the morning, or who would prefer to have some immediate insulation against a cold floor if they should have the need to rush to the toilet in the wee hours.
Now why the folks with poor circulation don’t also wear gloves or a tocque to bed is a question I can’t answer.
Because wearing gloves to bed makes doing certain fun things that suddenly take your fancy rather awkward. And whats a tocque when it’s at home? I thought you meant a Torc for a brief moment, but that wouldn’t exactly be warm…
Just a bit of explanation for those who don’t get it: sometimes square-cut boxer-briefs ride up a bit in the front and they look like briefs. This is actually a quite accurate representation from both sides. Just sayin’.
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore.
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It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908.
"You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
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Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
It's #webcomicday? We have a special day???
Well, my name is Pat McHoarney and I draw 69 Mouse-Ear Blvd, a multigenerational story about women who all have sexy legs and probably other features. There was a grandmother, but she wasn't hot and so she died off-panel.
Elizabeth Holmes is in prison for defrauding investors through her blood-testing company, Theranos. Her partner, Billy Evans, is now trying to raise money for a company that describes itself as “the future of diagnostics.” nyti.ms/3FbtZm9
www.ebay.com/itm/23609767...
selling my netflix war for cybertron megatron -- the walmart exclusive one that came with pinpointer and lionizer (but being sold here without pinpointer and lionizer)
Gran... IS ALIVE?
okay, juliette still has brown hair, so this is probably definitely a flashback
i'm just surprised that the comic has remembered her, at all
Does Joe GENUINELY want a compliment from Danny?
Hooray for ho yay!
Joe didn’t ask for the compliment, though. Danny simply promised one.
Maybe this was the reason he was so intense with Dorothy– there was something he needed to convince himself of…
Yeah, I could just FEEL the “will spawn slash fiction” vibe of this strip.
In fairness, I’m pretty sure that on today’s internet *everything* has a ‘will spawn slash fiction’ vibe to at least some of the audience.
It’s probably a corollary to Rule 34.
True enough, but some things invite it more than others. In theory, one could measure it by the amount of fanfiction it actually spawns. Rule 34 means there will be at least one person wanking to it, but I think there will be more slash from today’s strip than, from, say, this strip:
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/01-move-in-day/loft/
Rule 34 only says the amount of wanking will be nonzero, but it’s still possible to rate things on how MUCH total wanking they produce.
It’s called Rule 35.
It looks like Joe has the ability to shrink his underwear to make him look sexier. This skill must come in very handy for him. I know it’s the angle, but still…
So apparently Danny is incapable of growing facial hair.
And this surprises you?
nice avatar
And chest hair. If I recall, his single chest hair is named George.
In THIS universe, it’s named Fred =D
It takes a while for some people. I’m genuinely shocked that I hadn’t grown true facial hair up until now, and it’s still partially peach fuzz with some dark and I’m 22.
I know how Danny feels, my g/f broke up with me just a few months ago. Hurts. Best friend of 15 years
I was expecting full naked. That’s half naked at best.
No. It’s half-dressed.
It could be either. Are you a pessimist or an optimist?
So which is which, in this case?
I could never be a pessimist.
(heh heh heh)
Hurray. More fanservice. Blech.
In all fairness, we’ve seen Robin in her undies plenty. It’s kind of nice Willis is doing something for his cock-loving fans.
In other news, Joe either has obscenely tight underwear or…erm…
Remember the shotgun that was mentioned yesterday? You guys still have that, or did you restock on brain bleach?
No bullets left.
Shells, not bullets.
This would be true if it were stated as a shotgun yesterday. Twas just a gun.
Pussy. It’s not like he’s in a speedo or anything, yeish.
Oh suck it up.
You don’t sound very manly too me if you’re that easily thrown off.
I am not, in fact, that thrown off, and am merely reacting this way for comedic effect. I’m sorry if I offended anyone but keep in mind that I did mention that it’s nice that fans of the other gender are getting some eye-candy, it’s just not my thing personally.
Think of the rest of us who have to endure boobies. We get to look at some nice male frontal. We are enjoying it! Oh yes we are enjoying it. It took me a moment to actually remember to read the dang comic, oh yes we are enjoying it.
Good Danny, using the reward method of training. Pants gets you a compliment.
What’s so wrong about sleeping in your undies?
Kay, I wear a shirt unlike Joe, but still.
I think it’s moreso that he’s walking around in only them. Also, I think Danny has more of a sense of modesty than Joe.
On the other hand, he may just be intimidated by Joe’s confidence.
“Confidence”
Yeah, I’ll be using that euphamism in future. >_>
>> Yeah, I will be too.
That explains far too much about my “little” brother.
…It’s like, I want to know? But at the same time, I don’t want to know. If that makes any sense.
MY younger brother used to walk around the house in his underwear every night. He only stopped… less than half a year ago I think? He’s 13 now. It was horrifying. There are some things you don’t want to know.
…Danny sleeps in socks? Now he reminds me of my grandmother.
And Joe continues to provide fanservice. XD
I think it’s been established that Danny is basically the male Joyce now.
I’m half-waiting for him to surpass her. >>;
Wait. I’m confused. When did Joe’s boxers become briefs?! :psyduck:
He changed to something smaller during the first two panels.
I blame Danny’s various horrible situations on his near-mullet.
Bad things happen to good people with bad mullets.
There’s such a thing as a GOOG mullet!? O_O
http://www.plagueofthemullet.com/images/solid_snake_mullet.jpg
Yes.
That is some gooooooood mullet.
does joe shave his chest hair!?
Ah, good…I’m not the only one who noticed his chest hair looks a LOT like his overnight stubble….
my theory is in the time it took danny to lay up, and get into a position to get down, joe took off the top pair.
whut, u didnt know joe wore 2 pairs of underwear to bed?
This.
Man, jumping out of that bed every morning sucks. Jolts you awake though. This whole comic is too familiar, ugh.
Danny’s just uncomfortable ‘cuz he’s too clothed! If someone strips him, then all will be well.
…
What?
seconded.
Thirded, and fourthed to save time.
Yup, that’ll do it. You have my apprecaoitin.
Haha, nipples!
So I was wrong. Joe still has some mysteries, I suppose.
He actually seems to be recovering pretty well. The last time someone broke up with him, it ended in a car wreck.
Ah, the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. There is much for Danny to learn….
…your laid joke here
They go awry cause Joe hasn’t had the time to lay them yet.
actually the oft “gae a’glee”
*Obligatory “gae” joke*
I love the original Middle English version of that poem. It is so awesome.
But Mousie, thou are no thy-lane,
In proving foresight may be vain:
The best laid schemes o’ Mice an’ Men,
Gang aft agley,
An’ lea’e us nought but grief an’ pain,
For promis’d joy!
As a person who does not have english as her first language, I can’t understand a single sentence from that poem…
I’m not sure whether that poem is harder or easier to read than chatspeak/1337speak. This worries me.
I’m ready for Danny to get over Dorothy, but I say that having never been in a relationship :\
aaand Attractive Joe is attractive
Given that it’s only been a full day and night since Dorothy broke up with him and the circumstances of their relationship, I highly doubt that Danny will get over her too soon. I’m not saying that he’ll always be like he is right now, but he’s going to need time to recover.
Pajamas went out with advent of central air. Sure I used to wear them, when I lived in a century old house whose hardwood floors were like grim, icy death in the mornings :P. Danny should consider himself lucky that there are shorts involved.
Pajamas are still handy in wintertime when your bed is next to the window because that’s the only place it fits. Summertime is sleeping naked time; wintertime is t-shirt and long-johns and socks time.
I just sleep in my clothes
Joe probably doesn’t sleep in his underwear. He just threw it on getting out of bed to save Danny further embarrassment.
Yeah, Joe does strike me as somone who sleeps “commando”, as it were. That might be why he’s annoyed that Danny is telling him to put on pants… I mean, he already put on underwear… Sheesh!
Aw, come on, Danno, there’s lots of girls in college! There’s even one that you know will stick up for you when times are bad. Sure she’s mysterious and shadowy and not the chatty sort (the love-em-and-leave-em type?), but, you know, she could be yours.
I personally sleep in PJ bottoms and a t-shirt myself.
I could see Joe maybe wearing PJ bottoms… maybe… but no way in hell is he ever going to wear a PJ-top jacket Danny. Even on girls it looks a bit odd to me sometimes. (Some can pull it off though, I’m just not one of them.)**
But you secretly like it Danny-boy according to the rules of shipping so whatever.
Y’know that in England what Joe’s wearing is considered a pair of pants.
Now, given the history of the Walkyverse, I am imagining Joe in a bow tie.
A bow tie, those “pants”, and nothing else. (The bow tie is attached with magic).
… =D
Fanservice makes Mike ANGRY.
almost naked joe is oddly arousing.
Who is Joe expected a compliment from regarding his underwear? Danny? Oh, Joe… so you really have been over-compensating all this time, and just wanted some Danny Man-love… Tell us Joe, how’s the closet? Enough room in there with all your pretty-pretty shoes?
(And before that one person reads this and starts getting antsy, obviously I’m joking and know he’s not actually gay.)
Theoretically.
It’s Willis. Everyone’s gay eventually.
So many people here make me feel like I’m Joyce, does anybody sleeps in pajamas (and socks) always? D:. I wouldn’t have a problem with nice guys walking almost naked though.
(Yay my first comment!, let’s see my first avatar!)
…oh the irony.
Seriously, Danny?
Dorothy dumps you and suddenly your life has no meaning? :/
I understand being dumped sucks, dude, but you still have a freaking purpose in life.
When you structure your life around one person, losing them to any situation could rob your life of meaning to you. He could get over it in a day, or in a year, but until he finds a way to replace the lost meaning, he doesn’t have one.
O-O;;; True…thats kinda scary to do that, though….I mean, jesus, all that on ONE PERSON?! yikes.
I didn’t say it was smart, just that people do it.
What meaning does Danny have outside of Dorothy? None; as was said, he structured his entire life around her. His plans for the future, his education, his social life… sure, he still has Joe, but Joe has proven time and time again that he won’t be there for Danny when the guy needs a friend. So not only has he lost meaning in everything he’s done, he’s also lost the only person he had for emotional support. That’s hard to recover from.
s: You pose a good point, Cratacon…
It’s like as though Joe went and drew his body hair on with pencil…
Holy fanservice Batman! Also, I like the morphing underwear, go from boxers to briefs without changing, very convenient. What is with the socks, who wears socks to bed?
People with circulation that leaves the feet cold in the morning, or who would prefer to have some immediate insulation against a cold floor if they should have the need to rush to the toilet in the wee hours.
Now why the folks with poor circulation don’t also wear gloves or a tocque to bed is a question I can’t answer.
Because wearing gloves to bed makes doing certain fun things that suddenly take your fancy rather awkward. And whats a tocque when it’s at home? I thought you meant a Torc for a brief moment, but that wouldn’t exactly be warm…
Truth be told, I am a man and I HAVE been genuinely complimented on my pj’s.
Just a bit of explanation for those who don’t get it: sometimes square-cut boxer-briefs ride up a bit in the front and they look like briefs. This is actually a quite accurate representation from both sides. Just sayin’.
To be fair, Danny is also wearing his underwear to bed, yeah? He’s just wearing boxers instead… and a shirt… and socks.
socks, really?
Honestly, I was exactly in the same position as Danny. Except for me it happened Senior year, not first day of college.