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by David M Willis on March 29, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - I Was a Teenage Churchmouse
└ Tags: jennifer, ruth

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    March 29, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    She saw you, tho =o

  2. Pteropine
    Pteropine
    March 29, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    nO

  3. Shogouki
    Shogouki
    March 29, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    🙁

  4. Geminia999
    Geminia999
    March 29, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    So, is Ruth starting to go Brock on us with those eyes in panel 1?

    • BlackIo
      BlackIo
      March 29, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      In this universe, that’s what’s known as “pulling a Faz”.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        March 29, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

        Cos Faz likes it when he is pulled.

      • David Herbert
        David Herbert
        March 29, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

        Oh God, how long until she starts smugly referring to herself in the third person?

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          March 29, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

          The real danger comes when she starts pulling out pie charts and the like.

        • JustCheetoDust
          JustCheetoDust
          March 29, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

          Screw that, how long before she somehow obtains an Amber body pillow?

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            March 29, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

            Why would she when she already has her own kingsize Billlie pillow.

      • Totz the Plaid
        Totz the Plaid
        March 29, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

        No, no, “pulling a Faz” is to hide in someone’s closet and watch them while masturbating.

        Because that’s how creepy and pathetic Faz is.

        • TheSkrilla
          TheSkrilla
          March 29, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

          Although, if you do it unintentionally, that’s “pulling a Dina”.

          • Random832
            Random832
            March 29, 2014 at 12:11 pm | #

            And if they’re just pointing it at things, it’s a Sierra.

        • Kevin
          Kevin
          March 29, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

          Billie wasn’t masturbating when she watched Ruth from the clos…

          Or was she.

          Also, joke about being in the closet.

      • nothri
        nothri
        March 29, 2014 at 5:19 pm | #

        Hey, Fazies are cool. The Doctor says so.

        Then again, maybe that’s why he’s dead now.

    • Sambo
      Sambo
      March 29, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      It’s the first step of a very long process. Brock has had years of training.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        March 29, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

        She’s already got the hitting on ladies part. Now she just has to become a pokemon breeder without ever breeding pokemon.

        • Ancestral Hamster
          Ancestral Hamster
          March 29, 2014 at 1:44 am | #

          And have a traumatic but never explained incident with Professor Ivy.

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      March 29, 2014 at 3:31 am | #

      Why was my first thought Brock Samson and I didn’t know what you were talking about

      • Barf Ninjason
        Barf Ninjason
        March 29, 2014 at 11:09 am | #

        My first, second and last thoughts were Brock Samson, and I was confused through and through. Didn’t realize the kids were still talking about their Pocket-Monsters and such.

        So thanks!

        • Cybersnark
          Cybersnark
          March 29, 2014 at 12:14 pm | #

          Everyone’s last thought is Brock Samson.

          For some people, that’s also their last sight.

  5. Hoboturtle
    Hoboturtle
    March 29, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    The feels!

  6. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    March 29, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    I would like to see Ruth’s other “poker face”.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      March 29, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      And I would simply like to Poke-her-face.

    • nothri
      nothri
      March 29, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

      They do say that Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun.

      • BlueRam
        BlueRam
        March 29, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

        It’s dubbed by 4kids though, so we’ll have to make do without one

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          March 29, 2014 at 2:34 am | #

          Brooklyn RAGE

          • Jackson
            Jackson
            March 29, 2014 at 9:36 am | #

            Leorale, stop trying to turn ‘Brooklyn Rage’ into a catchphrase, it’s never going to work.

            • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              March 31, 2014 at 12:11 pm | #

              Nyeh.

            • Roborat
              Roborat
              April 1, 2014 at 3:17 pm | #

              Catchphrase? I thought it was the latest dance.

  7. alicemacher
    alicemacher
    March 29, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Poor Ruth, the feels, etc.

  8. Sambo
    Sambo
    March 29, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Billiiiiiie, you need to go talk with her! Remember, her door’s always open!

    Well, except when it’s locked.

    Which is basically always.

    • Totz the Plaid
      Totz the Plaid
      March 29, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      Head cheerleader. Door kicker.

  9. newllend
    newllend
    March 29, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Baby come back~ you can blaim it all on me.

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      March 29, 2014 at 1:05 am | #

      Now I need art of Billie in her emo hoodie attire, holding up a stereo that’s playing that song in front of Ruth’s door.

      • newllend
        newllend
        March 29, 2014 at 2:18 am | #

        Well Willis probably won’t do it, but maybe yotomoe would be kind enough to draw that up

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        March 29, 2014 at 2:27 am | #

        Ugh, and now I just invoked a memory of my Hawthorne Heights days. Riiiiight noooooooow, I’m outside of your dorm room, with my radio~

  10. saltchocolate
    saltchocolate
    March 29, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Winning at poker; losing at love . . .

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 29, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      She wishes that she could place her chips on Billie’s “two of a kind”.

      • saltchocolate
        saltchocolate
        March 29, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

        Between them, they’ve got “two pairs”

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          March 29, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

          There’s no way they will be pulling off a ‘straight” that’s for certain.

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            March 29, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

            I just coughed until I choked. My heirs will be soeaking with you

            • The Candyman
              The Candyman
              March 29, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

              Not sure how much Plasma enjoys a communal soeking.

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                March 29, 2014 at 12:35 am | #

                Not sure, in another life it would be my personal R36.

                • nothri
                  nothri
                  March 29, 2014 at 5:01 pm | #

                  I hope she hasn’t royally flushed her chances with Billie down the toilet.

                • nothri
                  nothri
                  March 29, 2014 at 5:02 pm | #

                  (That was a poker pun, by the way, not a comment on this whole “soeking” business.)

  11. EvergreenFir
    EvergreenFir
    March 29, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    But is she bluffin’ with her muffin?

  12. Super Duper
    Super Duper
    March 29, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    So, this is the part of the RomCom where they are separated, right before the main character learns the lesson of the story and admits his/her love to the love interest, and it is all revealed to be a misunderstanding.

    Then they make out.

    • Barf Ninjason
      Barf Ninjason
      March 29, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      And then the sex?

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        March 29, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

        Then the more sex. They already had sex once. I think, implied sexings.

        • The Candyman
          The Candyman
          March 29, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

          Was I not present for that scene?

          • nothri
            nothri
            March 29, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

            Different universe.

            • Barf Ninjason
              Barf Ninjason
              March 29, 2014 at 1:08 am | #

              I see. In which universe is the sex?

              There’s gotta be a pick-up line in that somewhere. Something like, “c’mon, if there’s infinite universes then somewhere we’re already doing it.”

              • John
                John
                March 29, 2014 at 1:18 am | #

                “There’s an alternate universe where we totally had sex! … But then that Danny nerd got you killed and I married him. But before that we had sex!”

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          March 29, 2014 at 1:39 am | #

          OK archive dive complete, some medium petting and possible second base action but nothing resembling actual lesbian sex in spite of Howard’s natterings.

          • Michael Crichton
            Michael Crichton
            March 29, 2014 at 1:46 am | #

            The sexings were on Willis’ tumblr feed, I think. But it is canon that Walkyverse-Billie and Walkyverse-Ruth made Jesus cry with their debauchery.

          • Leonou
            Leonou
            March 29, 2014 at 6:32 am | #

            Attention : NSFW

            Here are the Heavy petting and 3rd base action that wasn’t included in the main story (but is still Canon).

            Their lesbian adventure was also refered to in the epilogue that Willis wrote for “Roomies! book 2”.

            • Ivan
              Ivan
              March 30, 2014 at 1:13 am | #

              And “Ginger Muffs” got deleted?

          • John
            John
            March 29, 2014 at 9:42 am | #

            Not sure people are talking about the same universe here, so to clarify:

            Walkyverse Ruth/Billie: Totally banging NSFW-style.

            Dumbiverse Ruth/Billie: Can’t seem to get past kissing without one or the other calling it off. Billie may technically have slid into second base, but what with the alcohol poisoning and puking and stuff, I don’t think it counts.

    • maxyai
      maxyai
      March 29, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

      in a RomCom it is always the stupid man that screws things up. Does that mean Billie is the stupid man in this one?

      • John
        John
        March 29, 2014 at 9:44 am | #

        It’s the 21st century! They can both be the stupid man!

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      March 29, 2014 at 1:15 am | #

      And that is when Willis subverts the standard RomCom expectations and splits them even further, making their split a good thing for the both of them, as they’ll finally get their lives in order and overall be happier people.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        March 29, 2014 at 12:07 pm | #

        Yeah, right. If this were biblical times there would be pulling of hair and rending of clothes.

        • mai876
          mai876
          March 29, 2014 at 9:02 pm | #

          And flipping of tables. Don’t forget the tables.

  13. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    March 29, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    I voted for you, Billie. Why you gotta be such a tool?

    • newllend
      newllend
      March 29, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      Na their just both hard headed and in deniel knowing that they both want each other badly

      • GreatContagion
        GreatContagion
        March 29, 2014 at 3:08 am | #

        Nah, they’re both just hard-headed and in denial, knowing that they both badly want each other.*

        I’ve got you, newllend.

    • newllend
      newllend
      March 29, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      Na their just both hard headed and in deniel knowing that they both want each other badly

      • newllend
        newllend
        March 29, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

        Na thcomputer frozed and double tapped the send button

        • newllend
          newllend
          March 29, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

          Fuck!

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        March 29, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

        How is it that the spelling didn’t get any better on the second try?

        • ninja_jesus
          ninja_jesus
          March 29, 2014 at 1:16 am | #

          Typing too fast, probably. I have perfect spelling, but only because I type very slowly.

  14. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    March 29, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

    *plays Joe Jackson’s “Invisible Man” on the Muzak*

  15. insomniac
    insomniac
    March 29, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

    MUM MUM MUM MAH

  16. -Sentinel-
    -Sentinel-
    March 29, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

    I think this is actually encouraging. It shows that both of them regret the way their relationship turned out… so clearly there’s a willingness to try and mend it.

    • Kaiden
      Kaiden
      March 29, 2014 at 11:28 am | #

      I agree. But are they going to be able to move past the stubbornness?

  17. Darwin
    Darwin
    March 29, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

    In a world of heavy drama, only one thing can keep the despair level of this comic manageable. Yes. Ruth’s shirt saves us all, a punctuation note on a frustration that devours both of our protagonists. Is it great because it was so apropos at first, and became the exclamation mark on silent frustration? Or is it great because it’s just a really cool shirt? The world will never know.

  18. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    March 29, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

    It’s called Dumbing of Age, not Smart People Making Smart Decisions, it’s called Dumbing of Age, not Smart People Making Smart Decisions, it’s called Dumbing of Age, not Smart People Making Smart Decisions, it’s called Dumbing of Age, not Smart People Making Smart Decisions.

    • nothri
      nothri
      March 29, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

      I know. But does it have to be so completely on point with its title all the damn time? That’s all I wanna know.

      • Bill
        Bill
        March 29, 2014 at 4:17 am | #

        I agree.  Law of averages says that somebody makes the right decision at the right time at least once in a while…..

        • Amazi-Stool
          Amazi-Stool
          March 29, 2014 at 10:17 am | #

          Well, actually Danny has made a good decision in “The Only Dope For Me Is You” so this has to be outweight by all the other characters making real dumb decisions for some time.

          Yes, this way you can blame Danny for Billies and Ruths bad decisions!

    • 3oranges
      3oranges
      March 29, 2014 at 2:00 am | #

      Does Willis make a Smart People Making Smart Decisions I’m missing out on? Because it sounds great.

      Students getting together and working on advancing their educations…cameos of Danny staying in touch with his friends while he goes to a more appropriate university…congresswoman DeSanto drafting legislation to ensure funding for cancer research.

      Maybe at some point, megalomaniacal aliens attack, and are quickly apprehended by the authorities!

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        March 29, 2014 at 3:33 am | #

        That doesn’t sound very smart of the aliens.

        • ninja_jesus
          ninja_jesus
          March 29, 2014 at 9:55 am | #

          Yeah, the smart thing to do would be to make peace with the planet and gain a new galactic superpower in the universe.

  19. TaintedSpud
    TaintedSpud
    March 29, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

    Mmm… Thus angst carries a hint of cranberry and just a… whisper of nutty aged cheddar…

    • GreatContagion
      GreatContagion
      March 29, 2014 at 3:05 am | #

      I’ll take my angst as a double decaf, nonfat latte, mm.. medium foam, dusted with just the faintest whisper of cinnamon.

  20. Pyr05
    Pyr05
    March 29, 2014 at 1:04 am | #

    It’s called ‘The Faz Face’. Works every time.

  21. bunivasal
    bunivasal
    March 29, 2014 at 1:08 am | #

    I-I-I-I’M HOOKED ON A FEELING. I’M HIGH ON THE FEELING, THAT RUTH SHOULD FUCK BILLIEEEEEEE.

    I don’t really think that, it just rhymed. Man, if anybody wanted to make an actually good “hooked on feels” joke, I really screwed that one up for you.

    So, uh….

    bye

    • Makkabee
      Makkabee
      March 29, 2014 at 7:23 am | #

      It’s “I-I-I-I’M HOOKED ON A FEELING. I’M HIGH ON believing, THAT RUTH SHOULD FUCK BILLIEEEEEEE.”

      That’s right, I just used lowercase for emphasis. Feel the fundamental fabric of your universe shift! Black is white! Freedom is slavery! Chocolate IS peanut butter!

      Oops. The fundamental fabric just shifted back. Dammit. 🙁

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      March 29, 2014 at 9:47 pm | #

      You left out the OO-GA-CHAK-AH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL5BZtdumcw

  22. SilverArrowArtemis
    SilverArrowArtemis
    March 29, 2014 at 1:17 am | #

    Billie’s in denial.

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      April 1, 2014 at 3:20 pm | #

      I thought she was in diana.

  23. Deathjavu
    Deathjavu
    March 29, 2014 at 1:20 am | #

    Oh yeah, you look super happy Billie. Now that you’ve gotten what you wanted. Just like the cheerleader outfit.

  24. Michael Crichton
    Michael Crichton
    March 29, 2014 at 1:43 am | #

    Is “Clit-block” a word? Because Billie’s totally done it to herself.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      March 29, 2014 at 2:00 am | #

      I’ve heard congablock before.

    • eerilychildish
      eerilychildish
      March 29, 2014 at 2:14 am | #

      I’ve heard “clam jam” as the female equivalent to cock block, but my roommate was really drunk at the time, so I’m not sure if it’s actually a thing, or she made it up on the spot.

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        March 29, 2014 at 2:17 am | #

        We should make it a thing now, if it hasn’t been yet.

        • Nakari
          Nakari
          March 29, 2014 at 4:18 am | #

          According to Urban Dictionary, this has been a thing since.. 2008.

          We’re a little late to the Clam Jamboree.

    • The Candyman
      The Candyman
      March 29, 2014 at 12:55 pm | #

      I’ve heard Twatblock be used.

  25. hof1991
    hof1991
    March 29, 2014 at 3:32 am | #

    Not a Faz face. She has her eyes closed to keep the tears and feels inside.

    Now she can tell the truth to her friend, Johnny Walker.

  26. Quatoria
    Quatoria
    March 29, 2014 at 4:06 am | #

    Is it me, or does Billie have bags under her eyes? Doesn’t she look tired, and her face, more sallow than usual? Have we actually seen her drinking since she blew it with Ruth?

    • Deathjavu
      Deathjavu
      March 29, 2014 at 4:45 am | #

      It’s not just you, Joyce even commented that she looked rough back at the beginning of the day.

    • John
      John
      March 29, 2014 at 9:18 am | #

      Yeah, she’s either hung over or detoxing. It’s not entirely clear which. Sal’s claimed it’s the former, but it’s not clear if she knows for sure or is just assuming because Billie.

  27. Rutee
    Rutee
    March 29, 2014 at 5:56 am | #

    That is 100% a sunk ship alright. Unclear how it will come back to harbor.

    I mean yeah this thing can still go down but don’t y’all who called that feel a teensy bit premature in having done so? 😛

    Poor things. Their suffering is delish~

    • Rutee
      Rutee
      March 29, 2014 at 5:57 am | #

      Jason what are you doing at 14%? You are like the best around here that isn’t named Jacob.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      March 29, 2014 at 10:38 am | #

      If you wish hard enough and your dislike is pure you can sink this ship!

    • nothri
      nothri
      March 29, 2014 at 3:42 pm | #

      Whoa, whoa, whoa. Rutee, ma’am, I seem to recall you rooting for this ship a month ago and in fact chiding folks who were despairing that it was never going to happen! So what’s all this then?

      You trying to start a mutiny on the USS BillieRuth? Not on my watch sister!

      • nothri
        nothri
        March 29, 2014 at 3:44 pm | #

        (Please substitute the appropriate gender appellations in place of the feminine if I am mistaken in their use. I was making presumptions based on your avatar.)

      • Rutee
        Rutee
        March 30, 2014 at 2:50 am | #

        I still think it’ll make it. The point is that folks are like “Oh man this can’t possibly recover” and this is showing that there’s room to do so. I mean, I also concede the possibility that it may not – Willis does subsist on y’alls tears and my joy.

    • John
      John
      March 29, 2014 at 8:49 pm | #

      The ship is not nearly as sunk as either of them are pretending it is. Ruth’s pretending she doesn’t care, but she can only hold the mask long enough to get out of Billie’s sight, and Billie’s pretending that she still wants what she wanted three weeks ago, despite her use of exclusively past tense to talk about it. They’ve got some things to sort out before they can stop pretending and admit that what they really want is each other, but they’ll get there. I hope.

      (I have to admit that these two are the Walkyverse OTP I didn’t know I had until it was too late. My reaction to those Roomies! Redux strips was, “Yes! Yes! That! That’s how Roomies! should’ve gone! Dammit, Danny, why did you fuck that up?” So I’m rooting pretty hard for their new chance in this universe.)

      • Rutee
        Rutee
        March 30, 2014 at 2:52 am | #

        Yeah having not seen the walkyverse aside from SP! I am pretty sure they are my favorite thing that isn’t UC/Malaya. I mean, Joyce and Walky seem neat, but I haven’t seen much of them. From what my wife tells me of Sal and Jason, they also seem great though.

  28. Pinja
    Pinja
    March 29, 2014 at 6:39 am | #

    Poor Ruth

  29. StClair
    StClair
    March 29, 2014 at 8:16 am | #

    The tsun is strong with this one.

  30. Bollocks
    Bollocks
    March 29, 2014 at 9:48 am | #

    Hum. Sunken ship, eh?
    Feels like teen angst. Or college angst. Can’t tell the diference.

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      March 29, 2014 at 11:52 am | #

      It’s all the saaaaaame~

  31. asmcint
    asmcint
    March 29, 2014 at 11:12 am | #

    Ahh, Billie. Lying to yourself will do you no good. You know Ruth ain’t ignoring you, and you know you don’t want her to.

    (Jesus Christ I sound insane. Oh well, I’m among friends.)

    • David
      David
      March 29, 2014 at 10:01 pm | #

      Still missing several microhelens here (a millihelen is the amount of beauty required to launch one ship).

  32. Kaiden
    Kaiden
    March 29, 2014 at 11:24 am | #

    I just wonder… Did Ruth hear Billie say that?

  33. Animal
    Animal
    March 29, 2014 at 1:11 pm | #

    What Ruth needs right now is a good motivational speech.

  34. Yet-One-More-Idiot
    Yet-One-More-Idiot
    March 29, 2014 at 1:15 pm | #

    Honestly Billie, sort yourself out! She’s not ignoring you, and you don’t want her to.

    BUT it’s a great opprtunity while you’re trying to avoid each other for you to EACH WORK ON YOUR OWN DAMN PROBLEMS. Then get back together afterwards! 😀

    (I’m a hopeless romantic, I will not give up on this ship!)

    • nothri
      nothri
      March 29, 2014 at 4:59 pm | #

      Well, said.

  35. Jill
    Jill
    March 29, 2014 at 2:41 pm | #

    As somebody who got out of a relationship with an abuser/trainwreck – GOOD.

    For both of them.

  36. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    March 30, 2014 at 1:16 am | #

    I hope they pull it together. I like ’em both.
    But, yeah, they are each trainwrecks all by themselves.
    Together … oh well. We will see in Mr. W.’s next epic.

  37. OmegaDez
    OmegaDez
    April 1, 2014 at 12:04 pm | #

    This story really saddens me. 🙁

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