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by David M Willis on July 22, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - The Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit
└ Tags: jennifer, ruth

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  1. An Average Loser
    An Average Loser
    July 22, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Hehe, Smothering.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 22, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      Smothering leads to motorboating.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        July 22, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

        And Billie is an optimal vessel.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          July 22, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

          She does run on ethanol. 😀

          • c28B
            c28B
            July 22, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

            I thought Joyce ran on Ethanol. … No wait, she runs on Diesel. Vin Diesel.

          • An Average Loser
            An Average Loser
            July 22, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

            I heard Billies get get great mileage too!

            • AgentKeen
              AgentKeen
              July 22, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

              I heard Billies were kinda high-maintenance.

              • Opus the Poet
                Opus the Poet
                July 22, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

                Lots of PM involved, but so long as the PM gets done in timely manner repair jobs are few, so it balances out.

          • qka
            qka
            July 22, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

            Ethanol damages motorboat engines.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              July 22, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

              Billie seems pretty damaged to me, so the metaphor fits.

              • thatindianguy
                thatindianguy
                July 22, 2014 at 7:19 am | #

                I have no idea what this metaphor is supposed to be.

                • Disloyal Subject
                  Disloyal Subject
                  July 22, 2014 at 1:15 pm | #

                  The metaphor is that too much booze will fuck you up.

      • DSL
        DSL
        July 22, 2014 at 10:34 am | #

        And a motorboat is a kind of ship.

      • Dante
        Dante
        July 22, 2014 at 11:08 pm | #

        Wouldn’t that be the other way around?

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    July 22, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Panel 5 Billie: “So you’ve got booze you don’t need, then?”

    • Ivan
      Ivan
      July 22, 2014 at 9:58 am | #

      WAIT A MINUTE!

      If the alt text is right… this semester has at least 5 years to go!!

  3. Tacdud2
    Tacdud2
    July 22, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Billie does care.

    • An Average Loser
      An Average Loser
      July 22, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      1/64 of a care, but it’s a care.

    • Kodra
      Kodra
      July 22, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

      I think Billie’s problem is that she cares a bit too much. She wouldn’t be on this downward spiral if she didn’t care about Ruth.

  4. EvergreenFir
    EvergreenFir
    July 22, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Audience might be too young for that reference…

    • liahansen
      liahansen
      July 22, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      ohmygoshIhateitwhenpeopledothis WHAT REFERENCE

      • liahansen
        liahansen
        July 22, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        oh wait no the alt text okay

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 22, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      I wouldn’t have pictured Ruth as a Bush support, well maybe a ‘bush’ supporter…

    • Hyperstar96
      Hyperstar96
      July 22, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      “I love it when people say there’s a reference and don’t tell anyone what the reference is.”

      – Absolutely No One, 2014

      • TSB
        TSB
        July 22, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

        Alt text references an event where then-President Bush posed for a very rah-rah military photo op with a banner declaring “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED”, referring to war in Iraq, around the time people were beginning to become disillusioned with the war.

        • Drunken Nordmann
          Drunken Nordmann
          July 22, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

          Wasn’t the “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” banner originally referring to something else – the end of the carrier’s mission or something like that?

          • TSB
            TSB
            July 22, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

            I seem to recall something like that. I wasn’t trying to exhaustively or precisely explain the situation, just write enough that someone who was like… born in 1998 or something could get the basic joke and look up the details themselves. I’m not even sure if the photo op was about the war in Iraq. It might have been Afghanistan still.

            • Dean
              Dean
              July 22, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

              People born in 1998 are old enough to read this strip?

              (mental calculation)

              Oh God, I’m old.

              • David M Willis
                David M Willis
                July 22, 2014 at 12:39 am | #

                Hell, most of the characters in this strip’ll have been born in 1998 in two years.

                • nekobawt
                  nekobawt
                  July 22, 2014 at 3:02 am | #

                  for some reason i have a hard time parsing that.

                • David M Willis
                  David M Willis
                  July 22, 2014 at 3:04 am | #

                  My characters don’t really age, so as time passes for us, their birth year increases by one every year. In two years’ time, that birth year for most of them will be 1998, as it is currently 1996.

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  July 22, 2014 at 4:56 am | #

                  I look forward to the day when the characters turn out to have been born in 2010.

                • thatindianguy
                  thatindianguy
                  July 22, 2014 at 7:25 am | #

                  Wait… that means they’re already younger than I am.
                  And I started reading this thing in 2011 when I was 15-16.
                  I started it in high school and now I know more about college life than they do.
                  Damn Willis at this rate if I eat right and the cost of healthcare drops I might be able to see they’re midterms. Assuming your children want to carry on the family webcomic.

                • gwalla
                  gwalla
                  July 22, 2014 at 12:26 pm | #

                  So you’re using the Marvel sliding timescale?

              • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
                Gadgeteer Smashwidget
                July 22, 2014 at 1:16 am | #

                i was born in 1998! 😀

                • Ivan
                  Ivan
                  July 22, 2014 at 10:46 am | #

                  YOU ARE HERE ILLEGALLY. PREPARE FOR PATRIOT ACT SEQUESTER AT GUANTÁNAMO BAY FOR RE-EDUCATION.

                  (apparently, based on the other prisoners, you’ll be re-educated a a Muslim!)

                • Deanatay
                  Deanatay
                  July 22, 2014 at 11:40 am | #

                  An extremist Muslim, no less.

              • isitsevenyet
                isitsevenyet
                July 22, 2014 at 4:37 am | #

                Yup.

                Yup, I’m old, too.

                Oh man. -_-

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  July 22, 2014 at 4:59 am | #

                  I was born in 1961 and the weirdest thing is that I’m not even the oldest person who follows Willis’ webcomics.

                • Opus the Poet
                  Opus the Poet
                  July 22, 2014 at 1:18 pm | #

                  1958 here, I’m one of the oldest, but AFAIK not THE oldest.

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  July 23, 2014 at 12:49 am | #

                  1949 but in 65 years I’ll have been born in 2014.

              • Ashley
                Ashley
                July 22, 2014 at 1:32 pm | #

                I’m born in 2001 and I read this comic. >.>

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  July 23, 2014 at 12:59 am | #

                  Good for you. When I was your age teachers would tell me that the stuff I read would rot my brains. Um, they may have been right.

            • JWLM
              JWLM
              July 22, 2014 at 12:58 am | #

              The Bush administration was celebrating the fact that we’d won the war — public opinion hadn’t started to sour, yet — and they were…well, wrong. So they changed what the whole debacle meant.

              I think we call that a “retcon”, yes?

            • pumacatrun2
              pumacatrun2
              July 22, 2014 at 1:48 am | #

              not just people born 1998+, don’t forget us people who don’t really care about american polictics

              *australian born in 1997*

              • smashman42
                smashman42
                July 22, 2014 at 2:10 am | #

                How can you not follow American Politics, they have heaps more Cory Bernadis to laugh at. 😛

                *Australian old enough to be most of these people’s dad, apparently. Eek*

                • Camachri
                  Camachri
                  July 22, 2014 at 3:18 am | #

                  As an Australian born in 1992, I feel that one Cory Bernardi is enough for anyone’s sanity.

                • John
                  John
                  July 22, 2014 at 9:05 am | #

                  Roughly half of our politicians in America are Cory Bernardi’s (yes I just googled that name). Most of them are Republicans, but there’s a couple wackjob Dems too.

                • Opus the Poet
                  Opus the Poet
                  July 22, 2014 at 1:20 pm | #

                  Because they have Rupert Murdoch controlling 90% of Aussie media too. Have you seen the batshit coming out of Sydney?

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  July 23, 2014 at 1:11 am | #

                  Anyone in search of wackjob politicians needs to read the history of Louisiana. The current crop worldwide are strictly amateurs.

              • Ivan
                Ivan
                July 22, 2014 at 10:52 am | #

                How can you not follow THAT political blunder? YOU WERE PART OF IT – Coalition of the Willing, etc.

                Four countries participated with troops during the initial invasion phase, which lasted from 19 March to 9 April 2003. These were the United States (148,000), United Kingdom (45,000), Australia (2,000), and Poland (194). 36 other countries were involved in its aftermath.

                • gwalla
                  gwalla
                  July 22, 2014 at 1:19 pm | #

                  You didn’t forget Poland!

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  July 23, 2014 at 1:04 am | #

                  But he did forget Iraq who was kind of involved.

                • gwalla
                  gwalla
                  July 23, 2014 at 11:33 am | #

                  They weren’t really among the “willing” per se.

            • WaytoomanyUIDs
              WaytoomanyUIDs
              July 22, 2014 at 5:45 am | #

              Except is wasn’t, that was the post-rationalisation after the shitstorm went down. US presidents don’t fly out to aircraft carriers and hold massive press conferences every time it’s their time to cycle out of theatre.

              • NobodySpecial
                NobodySpecial
                July 22, 2014 at 8:49 am | #

                Well, if you remember all the drooling the press did over Bush’s flightsuited ‘package’, it’s a wonder they don’t do ops like that more often.

          • Milosh
            Milosh
            July 22, 2014 at 2:37 am | #

            It referred to victory against the war on Saddam Hussein and his regime. People didn’t know yet that that would be the easy part.

            • BalRog gets a "D"...and PASSES!!!
              BalRog gets a "D"...and PASSES!!!
              July 22, 2014 at 9:00 pm | #

              Actually, just about everybody who had a smidgen of common sense knew it, but apparently there were no people with this trait in the Bush administration. Including (most especially) Bush.

          • ProfessorZoot
            ProfessorZoot
            July 22, 2014 at 2:09 pm | #

            That was a LIE concocted by Bush apologists long after the fact in an attempt to explain away the hubris and stupidity. A bald-faced LIE meant to sow doubt about the reality of Bush’s blunder; easily checked and discovered to be false, but useful as an alternative story for those too azy or ideologically blinded to bother checking.

  5. Rossalupus
    Rossalupus
    July 22, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Dawwww billies smile is sooo cute

  6. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    July 22, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    I wish I got paid in smiles…
    no wait…

    • newllend
      newllend
      July 22, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      Well there goes your muney for any art commissions you were going to do in the future.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        July 22, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

        I’m doing one now! So HAH!

        • Clif
          Clif
          July 23, 2014 at 1:06 am | #

          That was before they knew they could pay you in smiles.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 22, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      I still prefer credit.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        July 22, 2014 at 11:03 am | #

        I prefer cash on the barrelhead. Also, I want a barrelhead.

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          July 22, 2014 at 1:21 pm | #

          Easily done. How big a barrelhead you interested in? http://www.barrelsonline.com/default.aspx?AspxAutoDetectCookieSupport=1

  7. Carriethedragon
    Carriethedragon
    July 22, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    I almost want to cry from how much better this is going than what I expected.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 22, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Did you expect ruth to come in here and kick Billie’s ass for 10 comics straight?

      • sps48
        sps48
        July 22, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        Well, who would’ve been surprised?

      • Carriethedragon
        Carriethedragon
        July 22, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

        Given the snail pace of this comic, the fact that we even have a storyline where they speak to each other within a month instead of in like 2025 is unexpected enough.

    • TSB
      TSB
      July 22, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      Yeah, no kidding. This little exchange already is working against a lot of the most toxic stuff from their big argument. I know I’m making a terrible mistake but part of me feels a little more optimistic about their prospects than before that big blowup. My heart flutters with hope for a mutually supportive relationship, rather than codependency.

  8. Kodra
    Kodra
    July 22, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    If life has taught me anything, the correct answer to awkwardness and angst is hiding beneath the covers and pretending it doesn’t exist.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 22, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      That’s also the sure fire way to protect yourself from monsters.

      • nekobawt
        nekobawt
        July 22, 2014 at 3:04 am | #

        but not a sure way to protect yourself from fire.

        • Kirt
          Kirt
          July 22, 2014 at 9:40 am | #

          But fire kills monsters. So it evens out.

      • DSL
        DSL
        July 22, 2014 at 10:39 am | #

        Not if the monster is under the bed. (In Walky’s case, that would be Mike.)

  9. Boomwolf97
    Boomwolf97
    July 22, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    you cheated on her with alcohol, if it were me, I’d have left five seconds after walky left.

    • SUGauthor
      SUGauthor
      July 22, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      Looks like she did.

    • newllend
      newllend
      July 22, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      Common be serious if that was the case she would be mad that she didn’t have a three way with her and alcohol.

  10. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    July 22, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Careful, Billie, Ruth might decide to actually smother you.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 22, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      That might be Billie’s kink.

      • newllend
        newllend
        July 22, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

        That’s most peoples kink, hell its my kink too.

        • Clif
          Clif
          July 23, 2014 at 1:18 am | #

          Smothering Billie?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 22, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      The question is with what. 😀

  11. Emperor Kiva
    Emperor Kiva
    July 22, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    That went well………I think

    • newllend
      newllend
      July 22, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      Its a starte

  12. newllend
    newllend
    July 22, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    We are a long way from seeing these two get too any Bases are we?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 22, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      I think Billie’s Way off base.

      • An Average Loser
        An Average Loser
        July 22, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

        I don’t even think she is even on the plate. . . or even the stadium.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 22, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

        She’s positively acidic.

        • Gigafreak
          Gigafreak
          July 22, 2014 at 1:10 am | #

          Walky is neutral, and yet also the catalyst.

          • Rachel Roth
            Rachel Roth
            July 22, 2014 at 1:34 am | #

            Nah, I wouldn’t categorize him as a catalyst. He’s just the solvent that creates the conditions necessary for the reaction to take place (kind of like water).

            • Gigafreak
              Gigafreak
              July 22, 2014 at 10:07 am | #

              Walky brought the two together in one place so they can react. He does not surround, outnumber, or dissociate them. They could have theoretically reacted without his involvement, but he accelerated the process. He is totally more catalyst than solvent.

  13. MrSirk
    MrSirk
    July 22, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    They’re not putting much effort into their soap opera love hate relationship.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      July 22, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      Maybe because Love/Hate relationships are exhausting and miserable?

  14. Cedric Y. Berman
    Cedric Y. Berman
    July 22, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

    Smiling is for inferior lifeforms. Our lord and saviour Dina will lead a revolution and cleanse this planet of emotions.

    But you need not fear. Dina will remove fear. Dina will remove sex and class and color and creed.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 22, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

      So Dina will initiate Third Impact huh?

      • nothri
        nothri
        July 22, 2014 at 2:36 am | #

        Dude! Spoilers! Not cool!

  15. GoogerGeiger
    GoogerGeiger
    July 22, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

    Good, now kiss and make up.

  16. Kennerly
    Kennerly
    July 22, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

    In honor of this historic victory, Ruth returns to her room and downs a 1/5 of scotch.

  17. parttimegamer93
    parttimegamer93
    July 22, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

    Has anybody else noticed Ruth’s evil cat/Sauron eyes in panel 3-ish?

    • newllend
      newllend
      July 22, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

      Cooool

    • Bill
      Bill
      July 22, 2014 at 1:54 am | #

      I believe those are supposed to be the ends of her bangs.
      The bangs in her hair, just to spell it out for some of you.

  18. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    July 22, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

    That is such a cute Billie smile oh my gosh.

  19. StClair
    StClair
    July 22, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

    So tsun, much dere.

    • Mass Confusion
      Mass Confusion
      July 22, 2014 at 12:51 am | #

      Wow

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        July 22, 2014 at 8:37 am | #

        very love

  20. Beachfox
    Beachfox
    July 22, 2014 at 12:36 am | #

    Jesus christ, people. Let these two kids work through their emotions and issues before clammering for them to fuck on the bed.

    • Kiggy
      Kiggy
      July 22, 2014 at 12:43 am | #

      Agreed

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      Fit-to-freak
      July 22, 2014 at 1:04 am | #

      For real. I know people are all worked up about two girls making out, but it’s nice to have some actual conflict resolution/character developement first.

      • Fit-to-freak
        Fit-to-freak
        July 22, 2014 at 1:06 am | #

        Ehh that came out harsh. I just think it’s nice to see a romantic relationship between two girls that gets an actual storyline, you know? Not just a hookup.

    • Andrusi
      Andrusi
      July 22, 2014 at 3:15 pm | #

      Until they work out their issues, they can settle for doing it against the wall.

    • Rutee
      Rutee
      July 22, 2014 at 8:01 pm | #

      I want them to nail right after Willis finishes wringing the drama out of them.

      I accept that the payoff will be slightly delayed this way.

  21. NF
    NF
    July 22, 2014 at 12:52 am | #

    Ok Billie, there you go. Now both of you get your stuff together, you crazy kids.

  22. epershannd
    epershannd
    July 22, 2014 at 1:03 am | #

    Aaawwww, they care about each other so much :> Also, panel 3 Billie is just about the cutest thing.

  23. Gigafreak
    Gigafreak
    July 22, 2014 at 1:20 am | #

    For a second I thought Ruth’s self-correction “I’m doing f– …I’m doing okay-ish” represented a conscious lowering of her barriers for Billie. (It might still be, but that’s not where I’m going with this.)

    …Then I realized, well, Billie just said “I’m fine” over and over and was obviously lying, so Ruth probably didn’t want to phrase her own answer exactly the same way. Welp.

    If this encounter is over, that was… well, remarkably less painful than expected. Ruth’s probably not ready to forgive Billie yet, but… it’s a start. Ruth’s stopped drinking, and Billie had a hand in that, so… she did something helpful for someone she cares about. That’s certainly worth a smile after yesterday’s existential crisis.

    • clodia
      clodia
      July 22, 2014 at 1:56 pm | #

      I think it’s a little of column a, little of column b. Picking a different word because she’s heard how it rings hollow, but also being a bit more honest because she’s chastising Billie for lying about the same thing.

  24. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    July 22, 2014 at 1:44 am | #

    Ruth is not nicknamed Ruthless for nothing. She may still care about Billie, but she is not in any way getting involved with her again at his point.

    Billie’s faced some very hard truths about herself. She has no friends and feels she’s accomplished nothing. Now maybe she can wonder why, and start working on fixing it.

    I’m glad that it went as sorta well as it did. Ruth has quit drinking, Billie seems really glad for her. That’s a good thing.

    You want Ruth back Billy? Go to AA, you can’t stop on your own, you proved that already.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      July 22, 2014 at 1:27 pm | #

      Billie appears to be one of those people who peaked in High School, and the rest of their life is just a downward spiral. However it is possible to overcome that and actually have a decent life.

  25. Kol
    Kol
    July 22, 2014 at 2:53 am | #

    I’m pretty sure Billy’s sick, but is it from being hungover or is it from withdrawal?

    • Eukie
      Eukie
      July 22, 2014 at 6:37 am | #

      The night before yesterday in comic-time, Billie was sitting outside Ruth’s door obviously drunk. If it’s withdrawal, it has set in both quick and in force.

      It could also just be stress, anxiety, and/or sleeplessness caused by the former two; I think the off-colour scratches under Billie’s eyes are supposed to be dark rings.

      • artemi
        artemi
        July 22, 2014 at 5:16 pm | #

        I seem to recall Ruth mentioning that she was feeling effects only a couple days after she stopped drinking. If these girls drink as much as they are implied too, a couple days might be enough.

        Withdraw is my guess, personally. At least, I HOPE that Billie is actually learning something, here. I really want Ruth X Billie to work ;~;

        • JWLM
          JWLM
          July 22, 2014 at 9:51 pm | #

          Um, yeah…no. Alcohol withdrawal, like most psychoactive drug withdrawals, is acutely uncomfortable when you do it abruptly. In fact, if you’re as physically dependent as Billie is, going cold turkey will make you…well, so sick that you’ll look like a cold turkey. (That’s where the term comes from.) If she does stop drinking suddenly, she’s going to be very sick for several days.

  26. Kugai
    Kugai
    July 22, 2014 at 3:03 am | #

    Careful Ruth, your caring, human side is showing

  27. Devlerbat
    Devlerbat
    July 22, 2014 at 3:07 am | #

    If Ruth has truly not gone back to drinking than Billie can feel that she made a positive impact on her regardless of how Ruth may feel about Billie.

  28. takashid
    takashid
    July 22, 2014 at 4:30 am | #

    that smile is so frickin cute! Well mr or miss Tenn i think we can count that as a breath of air for the good ship billie/ruth wouldnt you agree?

    • Coco
      Coco
      July 22, 2014 at 6:34 am | #

      Know why they call it Canon? Because it always sinks your ships.

  29. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    July 22, 2014 at 4:55 am | #

    Poor Ruth wants someone to help her deal with her alcohol issues. Billie, on the other hand, isn’t ready to make that commitment to alcohol avoidance. Ruth needs to find someone more experienced in the ways of alcohol avoidance to help her get through the early patches like Leslie Bean.

    And by alcohol avoidance, I mean of course something else.

  30. Pat Myers
    Pat Myers
    July 22, 2014 at 5:52 am | #

    Eeew, no Billie. Those sheets have Walky bits all over them.

    • thatindianguy
      thatindianguy
      July 22, 2014 at 7:18 am | #

      I don’t want to know what ‘bits’ refers to do I.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        July 22, 2014 at 7:20 am | #

        Walky strikes me as the kinda guy that eats in bed and gets crumbs everywhere.

        • thatindianguy
          thatindianguy
          July 22, 2014 at 7:28 am | #

          NO! reallllllly.

          • Deanatay
            Deanatay
            July 22, 2014 at 8:41 am | #

            Eh, Dorothy seems OK with it.

            • Deathjavu
              Deathjavu
              July 22, 2014 at 10:32 am | #

              In my experience, even the most slovenly of dudes will clean everything spotless or near-spotless when a girl they’re interested in comes over. Those sheets are probably clean for once.

  31. HAB
    HAB
    July 22, 2014 at 8:40 am | #

    Well that’s the end of this storyline. Wonder what the next one will be.

    • dubious
      dubious
      July 22, 2014 at 10:02 am | #

      Ruth is not out of the room yet…

    • Bill
      Bill
      July 22, 2014 at 1:14 pm | #

      The next chapter is titled “When Somebody Loved Me”.  I predict it’s going to be an Amber-centric story arc and will explore the backstory of the relationship between Ethan and herself that ended up with the aborted post-prom rendezvous.

      I’m getting bad vibes and negative feels already.

      • Bill
        Bill
        July 22, 2014 at 1:16 pm | #

        Correction — that should read “an Ethan-centric arc, etc”.

  32. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    July 22, 2014 at 10:55 am | #

    Is Ruth still alive? Isn’t her job to be the girl who dies, like Sean Bean?

    • Maveric1984
      Maveric1984
      July 22, 2014 at 1:12 pm | #

      Trucks only exist to be ridden on in this universe.

      Seriously though, Willis has said that nobody will die in this comic.

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        July 22, 2014 at 7:59 pm | #

        Dammit! There goes all my Dandoom ideas! 🙂

  33. Joker Two
    Joker Two
    July 22, 2014 at 12:06 pm | #

    That smile says so much. Willis, you’re amazing at conveying emotions through facial expressions in art.

  34. Kaos
    Kaos
    July 22, 2014 at 2:39 pm | #

    Ruth’s hair in third panel makes her eyes look lizard-like. she looks yet more dangerous than ever with these eyes. cool.

  35. Ailorn
    Ailorn
    July 22, 2014 at 3:05 pm | #

    I dont like Ruth. She isnt honest with herself, she is overly hostle to others to hide her own vulnerabilities. She is verbally abusive to people, especially Billie. She stalked/hyperfocused on Billie which reminded me of a more socialized/well thought out version of Walky when he was infatuated with Dorothy. I see many warning signs that a relationship between Ruth and Billie would become abusive. Ruth is verbally abusive, she gets jealous (hense the jabs about Billie and Walky), she instills fear in people, she uses her emotional lability against others, she has a history of alcohol abuse, blames others for things she does (distroying Billie’s outfit and blaming her because she hadnt finished the roomate agreement), she clearly doesnt respect Billie’s boundaries.

    I get that Ruth is hurt by the loss of her parents and that she uses fear and anger to keep others away. She still is responcible for not victimizing people, and in particular Billie. I know she didn’t seek this interaction out but i think they have been pretty toxic for one another. Billie basing all her self worth on helping Ruth quit drinking is only going to get them more codependant.

    • JWLM
      JWLM
      July 22, 2014 at 3:27 pm | #

      This is the weirdest pairing in the whole strip. As you say, these two would be classically toxic to one another in real life — yet the fandom (including, to be fair, me) ships Ruthingsworth for all it’s worth, despite knowing that fact about them.

      • artemi
        artemi
        July 22, 2014 at 5:25 pm | #

        I think this is the one pairing people WANT to see a happy ending, even though there’s the omnipresent dread that it’s going to end in a fiery explosion. They’re both selfish, emotionally stunted people who are only connected by mutual antagonism.

        They also appear to be the only characters in the comic who seem to actually care about what the other is doing. Yes, Billie bullies Walky into showing concern by literally appearing in his lap, but he doesn’t seem THAT interested to go out of his way under normal circumstances. Ruth seems to be even more distant, with dorm residents unwilling to check up on her even when its more work for themselves not to (the trash chute).

        They’re off to a rocky start, sure. But the audience wants to see them heal and grow, and right now, it looks like the only cast members who have a chance to do that is themselves.

        • advancecasette
          advancecasette
          July 22, 2014 at 6:58 pm | #

          man, what

        • Charles Phipps
          Charles Phipps
          July 22, 2014 at 7:58 pm | #

          Well, you need drama for couples to be interesting but I think this ship shouldn’t sail to be honest. I think both would be happier with other partners but I’d like to see them act on their attraction. Then again, I wanted Leslie to be with someone other than Robin so what do I know?

          • artemi
            artemi
            July 22, 2014 at 8:35 pm | #

            While I’m totally for this ship, I agree with you on the Robin Leslie one. I’m curious to see if I end up liking Robin x Leslie in this comic, more?

            • Charles Phipps
              Charles Phipps
              July 22, 2014 at 9:34 pm | #

              What’s interesting is the Robin in this strip isn’t a very nice person from all we’ve seen. She’s a massive hypocrite and kind of slimy as a politician. Robin’s status as a Senator was a joke in the show while it’s clear she’s focused on this.

            • JWLM
              JWLM
              July 22, 2014 at 9:46 pm | #

              I doubt we’ll see much of the Leslie/Robin relationship except through Roz’s eyes. (a) in the eyes of #damnyouwillis, Robin and Leslie have already been the central characters in Shortpacked, and (b) he wants to look at a cast of characters he himself loves through a different set of eyes. Leslie and Robin are (older) adults in a young adults’ world.

  36. showler
    showler
    July 22, 2014 at 5:35 pm | #

    Was I the only one surprised to see Billie’s feelings defined as “grief”?

  37. KPSquall
    KPSquall
    July 22, 2014 at 8:19 pm | #

    Alright, started reading this comic yesterday and it seems I have caught up. Not sure what else to say so I shall say that Sal is my favorite. 😉

    • Clif
      Clif
      July 23, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

      Will you kill her last?

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