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by David M Willis on July 24, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - The Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit
└ Tags: jennifer, ruth

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  1. An Average Loser
    An Average Loser
    July 24, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Somber.

    • GoldStarz
      GoldStarz
      July 24, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      I read that as sober…

      • An Average Loser
        An Average Loser
        July 24, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

        That’s applicable too. . .

        • ChessboardMan
          ChessboardMan
          July 24, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

          But for how much longer?

      • Aeron
        Aeron
        July 24, 2014 at 7:27 am | #

        Both are equally unenjoyable.

  2. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    July 24, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    That’s not true at all, Ruth. I’m in college and I continue to get things I don’t deserve.

    • Betty Anne
      Betty Anne
      July 24, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      Completely, totally and unfortunately true. I had the same experience, far more often than I wish I had to admit to.

      • Jarid Scott
        Jarid Scott
        July 24, 2014 at 11:16 am | #

        Talking about getting things you don’t deserve with Mister Satan as your avatar. So very perfect.

    • -Sentinel-
      -Sentinel-
      July 24, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      At no point in life do you stop getting things you don’t deserve – good or bad.

      • Crimson
        Crimson
        July 24, 2014 at 9:21 am | #

        I think the wisdom of this statement is pretty understated.

    • Ivan
      Ivan
      July 24, 2014 at 8:29 am | #

      Does syphilis count? Is that deserved or undeserved?

    • Gulder
      Gulder
      July 24, 2014 at 9:02 am | #

      Well that isn’t punchy at all. ‘Consider this a moment in your life like many others, former cheerleader’

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      July 24, 2014 at 9:08 am | #

      I’m married, and I totally don’t deserve my spouse.

    • Cloudski
      Cloudski
      July 24, 2014 at 10:35 am | #

      Graduated college. Got an Associates in Visual Communication I didn’t deserve because I’m not the type to design. Got a BA in Project Management I didn’t deserve because fuck if I ever want to be that high on the totem pole.

      Honestly, I skated through college. Did work only on the day it was due, procrastinated, never had a long night or anything for it. I felt the entire thing was so easy that I wasn’t really being pushed to do anything in it.

  3. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    July 24, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Not true. I got 35K in debt I don’t deserve.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 24, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      +1

    • An Average Loser
      An Average Loser
      July 24, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Hell, I didn’t even get the college credits I DID deserve. . .

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      July 24, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Well, that’s what you get for going to college, an overpriced toilet paper and debt.

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        July 24, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

        and fifteen extra pounds

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          July 24, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

          And the stunning realization that you are basically worthless and you better off doing things on your own than with a partner.

          • An Average Loser
            An Average Loser
            July 24, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

            Why are you narrating my life right now?

            • Aizat
              Aizat
              July 24, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

              Wait…why are you living my life?

              • Anarchy 101
                Anarchy 101
                July 24, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

                Which one of you guys is my doppelgänger? Cause this is just getting freaky.

                • JustCheetoDust
                  JustCheetoDust
                  July 24, 2014 at 6:02 am | #

                  This is not how I wanted to be reminded to watch Richard Ayoade’s The Double.

                • Nightsbridge
                  Nightsbridge
                  July 24, 2014 at 2:33 pm | #

                  Little known fact; all college students are secretly the same person.

        • An Average Loser
          An Average Loser
          July 24, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

          And a collection of medicinal Cannabis along with an odd craving of pickles and GoGurt. . .

        • Big Drahma
          Big Drahma
          July 24, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

          or 75… I went full Dina when I realized you could have any breakfast cereal you wanted, and as many bowls as you wanted and…

          …75.

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            July 24, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

            In a row?

            • gwalla
              gwalla
              July 25, 2014 at 11:39 am | #

              “Try not to eat any CEREAL on the way to the car!”

          • David
            David
            July 24, 2014 at 2:01 am | #

            Is this a euphemism for sex?

            • JustCheetoDust
              JustCheetoDust
              July 24, 2014 at 6:09 am | #

              …and so she goes, “Sixty-nine? You mean you want beef with broccoli?”

            • Jarid Scott
              Jarid Scott
              July 24, 2014 at 12:08 pm | #

              I’m assuming she means pounds.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        July 24, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        But without that toilet paper I might not be able to read webcomics all day and get paid for it.

        So my webcomic habit cost me $35k. Seems fair enough, in hindsight.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        July 24, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

        Back in my day we had to work for our debt. Not like you kids, gettin’ Debt for next to NOTHING.

        • Ivan
          Ivan
          July 24, 2014 at 8:31 am | #

          When was your day?

    • Eric Burns-White
      Eric Burns-White
      July 24, 2014 at 11:27 am | #

      Huh.

      I got a degree many people consider useless (BA in literature). I then started getting better jobs, including in technology, and getting paid more money. And paid off my college debt pretty fast, I’d add.

      That said, we really need an American version of the Open University, because yeah. Thirty-five grand of debt the day you walk out the door t’ain’t fun for anyone.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        July 24, 2014 at 12:08 pm | #

        I like your gravatar – Ethan with Joyce. 🙂

        • gwalla
          gwalla
          July 25, 2014 at 11:53 am | #

          That’s…actually a picture of Eric.

          (But I see what you did there)

      • Jerden
        Jerden
        July 24, 2014 at 12:13 pm | #

        One of the many reasons the UK is better! I’m only expecting £20,000+ in debt!

  4. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    July 24, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Not much humour to be had today it seems…

    • An Average Loser
      An Average Loser
      July 24, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      Yep, looks like we’re on a one-way feels trip, courtesy of conductor Willis.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 24, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

        This what hapeens when you don’t check which bus it was before getting on.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          July 24, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

          Next thing you know, you wind up in….The Twilight Zone.

          • Swerve
            Swerve
            July 24, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

            And then you disappear into nothingness! (But still keep your phone. Is that weird or what?)

            If I see Rod Serling if I ever rematerialize… I’ll probably ask for his autograph. Still, if I’m in some twilighty show about some zone, I will be quite annoyed. 😉

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              July 24, 2014 at 9:10 am | #

              Fortunately, The Twilight Zone and Twilight are two _very_different things.

          • Anarchy 101
            Anarchy 101
            July 24, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

            The actual one, or the imagined hell that is me being forced to watch Twilight over and over until I die of sparkly vampires?

            • Aizat
              Aizat
              July 24, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

              If that’s the case, I’d start a killing spree…starting with the morons who forced me to watch Twilight in the first place.

              • Anarchy 101
                Anarchy 101
                July 24, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

                Might as well start at the source, The creator of Twilight. Now just how to get rid of her? Maybe make it look like a vampire bite?

                • Aizat
                  Aizat
                  July 24, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

                  Stake her heart, chop her head off and set her body on fire…and then we say she’s a vampire.

                • JaneDoe
                  JaneDoe
                  July 24, 2014 at 3:11 am | #

                  I’d be in for either one of these…

                • Annie
                  Annie
                  July 24, 2014 at 3:45 am | #

                  Might be better to get your hands on a time machine, go back to before the books were published, and get rid of her then. Save the whole world from the awfulness and evil that is Twilight.

            • Swerve
              Swerve
              July 24, 2014 at 12:35 am | #

              It could be worse. I’m currently stuck in some sort of limbo, with a supply of energon and my phone. And I forgot to upload Community to it, so I’m stuck watching Matlock episodes. Roberts has much to answer for!

        • Anarchy 101
          Anarchy 101
          July 24, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

          It also happens when you get bad LSD.

          • Ivan
            Ivan
            July 24, 2014 at 8:33 am | #

            Make your own. There’s an excellent chem lab there.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      July 24, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

      The Arristocrats.
      *cue laugh track*

      • JustCheetoDust
        JustCheetoDust
        July 24, 2014 at 6:22 am | #

        Best imagined in Gilbert Gottfried’s voice.

  5. MrSirk
    MrSirk
    July 24, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    It’s a hard knock life.

    • An Average Loser
      An Average Loser
      July 24, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      But you still gotta cherish the Good Times™!

      • Swerve
        Swerve
        July 24, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

        Now the world don’t move to the beat of just one drum…

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          July 24, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

          Especially if the drummer is horrible.

          • Swerve
            Swerve
            July 24, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

            No one ever gets my Diff’rent Strokes references! Which is understandable on the Lost Light…

            • JustCheetoDust
              JustCheetoDust
              July 24, 2014 at 6:32 am | #

              I took a nap last night that went horribly wrong (and became me sleeping through this comic’s posting). Honestly, I would’ve gotten that you posted lyrics to the Diff’rent Strokes theme…and then I’d follow up with a lazy reference to the Bicycle Man.

  6. John
    John
    July 24, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    So get out there and earn those Ruth-smooches, cheerleader.

    • newllend
      newllend
      July 24, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

      How many would she haft to save up to get some sweet sugary Ruth loven.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        July 24, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

        Well she’s already got an “I’m Billie” going for her. This’d be hard if Billie was ugly or something.

        • DSL
          DSL
          July 24, 2014 at 6:02 pm | #

          Said in a gravelly voice, followed by “I’m not wearing hockey pants.” Which would probably not be the thing to say to Ruth.

    • Rutee
      Rutee
      July 24, 2014 at 4:35 am | #

      Indeed. Also I can’t take ruth seriously when she’s said the most factually inaccurate thing I’ve read in a *while*

  7. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    July 24, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Because she’s the girlfriend Billie needs, but not the one she deserves right now.

  8. JWLM
    JWLM
    July 24, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    The next chapter is called “When Somebody Loved Me,” you know. It looks like one of the people who used to be loved will be Billie.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      July 24, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      Or maybe “Somebody to Love”.

      • An Average Loser
        An Average Loser
        July 24, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        The Rusko track?

      • Rutee
        Rutee
        July 24, 2014 at 4:36 am | #

        Didn’t they change the name of he chapter in War of the Lions?

  9. Ikaru
    Ikaru
    July 24, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Billie needs to earn some brownie points and stat.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      July 24, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      What stats should Billie earn? Strength? Wisdom? Agility?

      • Catullus
        Catullus
        July 24, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

        Wisdom would probably be most useful for her right now.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          July 24, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

          She could also use some points on her Will VS drunkeness.

          • Swerve
            Swerve
            July 24, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

            Charisma, duh. Or maybe Constitution, to have longer drinking binges.

            On that note, I strongly advise everyone to check out the new edition of D&D. I’ve been playtesting the beta-rules, and the Basic version of the game is available for download for free. It combines the best aspects of all previous editions and I reccomend it!

            • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              July 24, 2014 at 2:06 am | #

              Eh, I’d rather Shadowrun, chummer. Mages can’t be geeked in DnD.

            • gwalla
              gwalla
              July 25, 2014 at 11:56 am | #

              Did they go back to being D&D and not Tabletop WoW?

          • JustcallmeSoul
            JustcallmeSoul
            July 24, 2014 at 1:45 am | #

            Drunkenness is a fort save, not a will save.

      • Anarchy 101
        Anarchy 101
        July 24, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

        She has already maxed out her levels, and spent them all on drinking. She’s the Dumbledore of drinking.

        • An Average Loser
          An Average Loser
          July 24, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

          So, I guess Ruth’s the Snape here?

          • Anarchy 101
            Anarchy 101
            July 24, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

            And Danny is Ron?

            • Kelly
              Kelly
              July 24, 2014 at 2:08 am | #

              That is kinda harsh. To Danny.

      • ChessboardMan
        ChessboardMan
        July 24, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

        Dexterity.

      • AgentKeen
        AgentKeen
        July 24, 2014 at 1:29 am | #

        Charisma, duh.

    • Kodra
      Kodra
      July 24, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

      I feel like that’s missing the point. Ruth doesn’t want Billie to suck up to her, or try to win her back. She tells her to forget about her and move on. That’s a pretty clear rejection right there.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        July 24, 2014 at 9:30 am | #

        Psychologically, Billie has always been a child. By which I mean, she’s always sought the attention and praise of others, and defines herself by their approval. When that attention is taken away, she acts out, in order to get more attention. She needs to learn to value herself, and act on her own needs and desires. That means being alone for a while.

        It’s painful, but the lover she needs right now… is her hand.

        • Gigafreak
          Gigafreak
          July 24, 2014 at 11:06 am | #

          Or a mechanical nosepicker, either or.

      • Eukie
        Eukie
        July 24, 2014 at 5:34 pm | #

        I think it’s ambiguous. Ruth says for Billie to leave, but her words in the final panel are ambiguous; is she just talking about how Billie doesn’t deserve her kindness, or us she trying to add some melodramatic bitter irony by talking about how she is the one who’s getting what she deserves for [abusing Billie earlier/even bothering to help now/being dumb enough to trust Billie]. Ruth does gave a flair for the melodramatic, and her expression in the last panel could mean very many different things.

        One of my working theories is that Ruth hoped Billie would say “I’m sorry.”, and was disappointed to learn Billie “only” cared about keeping her own mind at ease.

  10. ChessboardMan
    ChessboardMan
    July 24, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    “Dammit, she wasn’t requesting I jump into the bed with her for super fun times, I feel such a fool for waiting now, damn you Billie!”
    This is Ruth’s internal dialogue (monologue?).
    I can tell as I am psychic.

  11. Betty Anne
    Betty Anne
    July 24, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    I hope Billie understands this is the kick in the ass she needs, even if it only starts a little bit of progress rolling for her.

    • Fit-to-freak
      Fit-to-freak
      July 24, 2014 at 12:47 am | #

      Idk, I just really really don’t think this is something Billie can do on her own, or at least we shouldn’t expect her to. I mean I could be totally off base but honestly I think Billie needs an actual support system in place, and help understanding that she has a problem.

      • Betty Anne
        Betty Anne
        July 24, 2014 at 11:40 pm | #

        That’s why I said “a little bit of progress.” A little bit of progress is even discovering the world doesn’t revolve around her and then getting over that fact so she CAN seek help. There are, unfortunately, a LOT of people who never get that far, partly because no one important to them has ever kicked their ass emotionally.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      July 24, 2014 at 8:41 pm | #

      I’m not sure how telling her “You don’t deserve good things” is a kick in the ass she needs. Unless she needs to be kicked into suicidal depression.

      • Betty Anne
        Betty Anne
        July 24, 2014 at 11:42 pm | #

        I don’t see how telling her you “stop getting stuff you don’t deserve” translates to “you don’t deserve good things.” I think it translates better to “you’ll only get good things if you work for them.”

  12. Emperor Kiva
    Emperor Kiva
    July 24, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Wait I hear something! It’s the disappointed screams of people who expected Billie and Ruth to bang.

    • ChessboardMan
      ChessboardMan
      July 24, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

      From Ruth’s expression at the end, I think she might be one of them.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      July 24, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

      I wanted them to bang but I know Willis enough that I would have been surprised if they indeed did bang.

    • newllend
      newllend
      July 24, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

      Don’t know what your talking about I lost my voice a wile ago screaming about.

  13. Swerve
    Swerve
    July 24, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    Billie, stop acting like such a protoform!

    And another thing…

  14. Googergeiger
    Googergeiger
    July 24, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    Wait a minute…

    Guys I got it!

    RUTH is the whiteboard dingdong bandit!

    • Anarchy 101
      Anarchy 101
      July 24, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      It’s obviously Dina. Rule #1 in investigations; it’s always the quiet ones

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        July 24, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

        Or it could be Dio.

        • ChessboardMan
          ChessboardMan
          July 24, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

          Ok, apparently, I was missing the obvious…

          • Foxhack
            Foxhack
            July 24, 2014 at 2:26 pm | #

            You thought the dingdong bandit was Dina but it was I, Dio!

      • ChessboardMan
        ChessboardMan
        July 24, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

        You’re both missing the obvious. This is the point where a previous small time villain returns, now a full fledged Super Villain! That’s right, the sign post graffiti artists have returned!

      • David
        David
        July 24, 2014 at 2:05 am | #

        Revenge for people snickering about her boners shirt?

      • JustCheetoDust
        JustCheetoDust
        July 24, 2014 at 6:35 am | #

        Rule #34 in investigations: actually, this is no longer about investigations.

        • Gigafreak
          Gigafreak
          July 24, 2014 at 11:09 am | #

          Au contraire, the FBI (Female Body Inspectors) are fequently involved.

    • newllend
      newllend
      July 24, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

      That…makes since, I mean who would stop her she’s the RA of the building.

      • Anarchy 101
        Anarchy 101
        July 24, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

        She’s the RA of the floor, not the building

    • someguywithakatana
      someguywithakatana
      July 24, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

      “Being a lesbian sucks! If I draw enough dicks, maybe I’ll like them or something!”

      • David M Willis
        David M Willis
        July 24, 2014 at 1:37 am | #

        ruth is not a lesbian

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          July 24, 2014 at 2:35 am | #

          She’s a Billiebian!

          • TJ Baltimore
            TJ Baltimore
            July 24, 2014 at 2:49 am | #

            A Billieber?

            (I’ll show myself out . . . )

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              July 24, 2014 at 9:33 am | #

              Wuzzat uh BIEBER reference?

              *twitch* *twitch*

              Get ’em.

            • gwalla
              gwalla
              July 25, 2014 at 11:59 am | #

              If she zones out she’d be a daydream Billieber

        • someguywithakatana
          someguywithakatana
          July 24, 2014 at 5:05 pm | #

          Bisexual then?

          • Rabid Rabbit
            Rabid Rabbit
            July 25, 2014 at 1:29 am | #

            Seems likely. Judging by her dialogue a while back (‘And I think we discovered I like girls together’) she was unaware of being attracted to women until the moment she suddenly kissed Billie. That doesn’t mean she was never attracted to anyone before then.

  15. Matt
    Matt
    July 24, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    Man, nobody’s a winner here. Also, any bets on how long it takes Billie to leave Walky’s room? I predict at least until dinner, or about three months in real time.

  16. Barf Ninjason
    Barf Ninjason
    July 24, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    “Do not speak of what men deserve. For we each of us deserve everything, every luxury that was ever piled in the tombs of the dead kings, and we each of us deserve nothing, not a mouthful of bread in hunger. Have we not eaten while another starved? Will you punish us for that? Will you reward us for the virtue of starving while others ate? No man earns punishment, no man earns reward. Free your mind of the idea of deserving, the idea of earning, and you will begin to be able to think.”

    Yeah, Billie should respond with that.

  17. chris73
    chris73
    July 24, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    Ruths a high maintenance drama queen, Billies well rid of her (at least I hope she is)

  18. Vex Godglove
    Vex Godglove
    July 24, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    Now start doing what it takes to earn back her trust, Billie, so next time she does something nice for you, you will deserve it.

  19. newllend
    newllend
    July 24, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

    Ruth: “like me for example.”

  20. Pan
    Pan
    July 24, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

    Don’t go too far out on a limb. You might get hit by a truck… Or a car, like in Back to the Future.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      July 24, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

      Or by a model car…or truck.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        July 24, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

        …or by a monkey.

        • Swerve
          Swerve
          July 24, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

          Or a monkey that transforms into a truck!

          • AgentKeen
            AgentKeen
            July 24, 2014 at 1:31 am | #

            Wait, so you’re saying Trukk AND Munky?

      • Anarchy 101
        Anarchy 101
        July 24, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

        Or a piano if we want to get really classic

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          July 24, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

          If we’re going classic, let’s throw in an anvil and a safe….and the kitchen sink.

          • Anarchy 101
            Anarchy 101
            July 24, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

            And dress her up in a coyote costume

  21. Kodra
    Kodra
    July 24, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

    When Ruth was at her absolute lowest, despite having a history of bullying, abuse, and (at that point) recent sexual assault, Billie was there for Ruth because she wanted to be helpful.

    Now that the tables are turned, this one thing is so unforgivable Ruth would rather walk away.

    My gut instinct through this whole matter has been to side with Ruth, but the more I think about it, the better light I see Billie in, at least in the totality of her actions.

    That said, I kinda feel like Ruth might not be currently the best equipped to deal with overseeing a hall full of girls. She may run a tight ship, but she lacks the empathy to deal with all of these issues, and after everything with Billie, she really shouldn’t be an RA anymore.

    • chris73
      chris73
      July 24, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

      I agree, I think Joe would be better suited to overseeing a hall full of girls.

      • Aolbain
        Aolbain
        July 24, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

        The sexual harasment rate would drop, thats for sure…

        • Kodra
          Kodra
          July 24, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

          I get the joke, but that seems unlikely. Joe may not go in for the very predatory stuff, but if he was in a position of authority and still acting as forward as he does with women, that would constitute sexual harassment.

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          July 24, 2014 at 9:36 am | #

          The sexual harassment _reporting_ rate would go down. Not necessarily a good thing.

  22. Fit-to-freak
    Fit-to-freak
    July 24, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

    Honestly? I’m getting a little pissed at Ruth. I mean if she doesnt want to talk to her anymore fine. But it was stupid from the start to expect a college freshman (who feels depressed and alienated) to quit alcohol cold turkey, without ever relapsing.

    Addiction is fucking hard, and it’s really hard to go clean even with a bunch of resources and support. All Billie had was another alcoholic pinning their hopes on her. Ruth is a fucking RA, it’s her job to keep an eye out and know about consoling resources for students, and she’s older than Billie. It should have occurred to her that this wasn’t an ideal way for Billie deal with her alcoholism, or failing that, she should be more understanding when Billie fails.

    Ruth has the right to set boundaries and all but she needs to figure out a way to be more neutral about this shit, because its her job. And yeah, it’s probably awkward but that’s why you don’t go around making out with people you’re responsible for???

    Idk, get it together Ruth. Like, I know it’s rough, and I sympathize. But this not all on Billie.

    • Blackbird
      Blackbird
      July 24, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

      Yeah, but my take on it is that Ruth is (a) hurt, (b) not used to letting herself be vulnerable enough to be hurt by someone, and (c) absolutely comfortable in playing the superbongo as a defense mechanism. Logically, Ruth may know everything you just said, but in the moment, this is the girl she really liked, the first girl she really liked (possibly the first PERSON), and that girl lied to her and made her feel stupid. Logic can go out the window when you get hit with emotions you’re not used to dealing with.

      • Fit-to-freak
        Fit-to-freak
        July 24, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

        I mean, I agree, I’m sure that’s what’s happening. But she’s kind of being an asshole, not to mention a shitty RA. Like I guess I’d understand if she just felt too betrayed to be close to her, or that hanging around Billie is detrimental to her. But she’s had time to think about it now and she chose to come talk to Billie. At some point Ruth needs to take stock of the situation and realize that even if Billie really, really hurt her that doesn’t make Billie a bad person.

        • Kodra
          Kodra
          July 24, 2014 at 12:40 am | #

          I wonder if Ruth sees Billie as a reflection of herself and is projecting her own self-loathing. Or perhaps she see’s Billie as the part of herself she wants to destroy.

          Either way, it’s really sad for Billie. She’s really getting piled on to lately.

        • ShaggyDonahugh
          ShaggyDonahugh
          July 24, 2014 at 1:53 am | #

          Somehow, the Mary gravs are so…perfect.

        • etybolik
          etybolik
          July 24, 2014 at 8:39 am | #

          I wonder if Ruth really sees her as a bad person. She’s angry and upset with her, sure, but I don’t think she considers Billie some evil bongo. Like Kodra noted, she may well see in Billie something, or some things, about herself that she doesn’t like–things she herself hasn’t been able to square or cope with adequately.

          Not to mention her (assumed) lack of experience with romantic things. Ruth, I think, incorrectly assumed Billie was reciprocating her feelings when Billie started checking up on her and offered to quit drinking with her. I think she now sees why Billie even bothered–for her own benefit, not Ruth’s.

          This has probably all been thought out many many times prior this post and this took far too long to type out. I don’t usually dive into other peoples’ minds too deeply, especially fictional characters.

    • Kodra
      Kodra
      July 24, 2014 at 12:28 am | #

      I am right there with you. You know what Ruth didn’t deserve? She didn’t deserve Billie checking in on her a few days after she forced herself on her in the hallway while she was drinking herself to death.

      I feel like this whole arc is kinda focusing on how Billie needs to grow as a person, but Ruth is pretty culpable too.

      I would love to see Sal take Ruth to task over this whole mess.

      • Fit-to-freak
        Fit-to-freak
        July 24, 2014 at 12:39 am | #

        Yeah, that’s the thing…I don’t really get why so much discussion around this arc is ‘Billie needs to grow up!’. No, Billie needs professional support and authority figures who understand relationship boundaries.

        • Kodra
          Kodra
          July 24, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

          I’d say that Ruth kinda needs that too.

          • Fit-to-freak
            Fit-to-freak
            July 24, 2014 at 12:42 am | #

            ….come to think of it, I could go for that too

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          July 24, 2014 at 1:14 am | #

          Seriously. Granted, I think a good 60% at least of the cast needs professional support, but Billie’s now near the top of that list. (Amber is still at the top because DEAR GOD SOMEONE HELP HER.)

    • deathjavu
      deathjavu
      July 24, 2014 at 12:49 am | #

      I don’t think Billie even tried to quit, I think she was consciously lying from the start.

      And frankly, Ruth has legit reasons for being messed up, but she’s improving. Billie has significantly fewer excuses and doesn’t seem to be progressing at all.

      Equivalent situations, they ain’t.

      • Fit-to-freak
        Fit-to-freak
        July 24, 2014 at 12:54 am | #

        I don’t think people need excuses for being depressed or being an alcoholic though? That’s kind of the thing about mental health conditions, they can be related to events but often they aren’t. Just because Ruth was able to come to terms with her addiction and quit cold turkey doesn’t mean that’s like the standard recovery rate either. It can take awhile, and it didn’t for Ruth and that’s great, but that doesn’t mean Billie has to match or exceed her progress.

        • deathjavu
          deathjavu
          July 24, 2014 at 9:39 am | #

          I’m actually just talking about general maturity as well- Billie is less sympathetic in a lot of ways because of her attitude, i.e. me and the things I like are great, and everything else is stupid.

          I guess the biggest knock against Billie right now is that she isn’t moving forward and doesn’t really see the need to.

          And that’s a fair point about mental illnesses. I agree. I also happen to know more about them than I ever would have wanted.

          • Gigafreak
            Gigafreak
            July 24, 2014 at 11:16 am | #

            Indeed. the drinking problem wasn’t so much that Billie failed at quitting her drinking addiction. The problem is more that she never actually tried. Because she didn’t think consequences apply to her.

            • fit-to-freak
              fit-to-freak
              July 24, 2014 at 3:29 pm | #

              Yeah, but accepting you have a problem is actually part of the process imo. The process Billie needs help with and probably cant do by herself.

      • Kodra
        Kodra
        July 24, 2014 at 12:58 am | #

        It’s interesting because the major trauma Ruth dealt with (the death of her parents) is sort of mirrored with Billie. During parents weekend, the two of them hung out together because everyone else had their parents show up to spend time with their kids.

        Even Blaine, that messed up jerkface cared in his own sick way enough to show up and try to see Amber. Billie’s parents couldn’t be bothered. (Yes I did just negatively compare someone to Blaine. Excuse me while I go shower)

    • takashid
      takashid
      July 24, 2014 at 5:24 am | #

      What? in case you forgot, it was BILLIE who suggested going sober. Ruth did not expect Billie to live up to some unreasonable standard, she expected Billie to live up to the standard that she, you know, suggested and came up with her self. instead of just lying about it.

      I mean i agree that Ruth, as an RA shouldn’t be dating one of the students she’s responsible for. And theres definitely fault on both sides here. But this whole “quit alcohol together” thing? Entirely Billie’s fault. She came up with it, she suggested it to Ruth, she did not ever actually keep to it, she lied to Ruth about it, and when discovered just made excuses and did not own up to any responsibility.

      • fit-to-freak
        fit-to-freak
        July 24, 2014 at 3:26 pm | #

        Oh, I totally agree that Billie’s being a hypocrite and it was unfair of her to come up with that idea in the first place. Billie does stupid immature things for sure. Like thinking all she needs to stop drinking is willpower, or not understanding how much of a problem she has. She’s a college freshman, so I’m not going to expect her to know how to deal with an addiction or comprehending having one all on her own. That’s just not realistic. Billie might have thought it was realistic, but that’s kind of the whole thing isn’t it? She’s to inexperienced to know her suggestion was a terrible idea, but I’m really not gonna hold it against her.

        • takashid
          takashid
          July 25, 2014 at 2:35 pm | #

          good points! i agree.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        July 24, 2014 at 8:56 pm | #

        Billie seems to have suggested going sober because it was something Ruth clearly needed. Billie has never found herself in as dangerous a state as Ruth put herself into, and thus (semi-justifiably) sees Ruth as the one with a problem. Yes, it’s bad that she so quickly failed in keeping up her end of it, but it’s not like she enacted the deal out a malicious intent to randomly screw with Ruth.

        • takashid
          takashid
          July 25, 2014 at 2:32 pm | #

          “Billie has never found herself in as dangerous a state as Ruth put herself into”

          This is the exact same thing Billie tries to say to Ruth. Which Ruth’s response is rightly “remember that time you crashed a car into a tree when you were drunk out of your mind?” So id say Billie has in fact put herself into just as dangerous a state.

          And yeah i agree that she didn’t intend to hurt Ruth with the deal, she was just trying to come up with something that would stop Ruth from drinking too much again and didn’t think it through. But still, even if the intent wasn’t malicious, that doesn’t change the result. road to hell, good intentions, etc, etc.

  23. Aolbain
    Aolbain
    July 24, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

    1. That’s a goddamn lie and you know it.

    2. Are you really the one to talk?

    • Fit-to-freak
      Fit-to-freak
      July 24, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

      Seriously though

  24. liahansen
    liahansen
    July 24, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

    Whoa. I was just watching the new season of Free! and I almost forgot what it’s like to take same-sex ships seriously.

  25. Lini
    Lini
    July 24, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

    And that’s coming from the borderline stalker (broke into Billie’s room to deliver a present), thieving (keeps stealing other people’s stuff) and power-abusing RA (she uses her RA keys to do the aforementioned things from what I’ve gathered).
    Honestly, I think Ruth could use a dose of her own words here, because both her position and what affection she might feel entitled to are things that she doesn’t deserve. The latter mostly because she’s willing to overlook her own faults so easily, but if Billie slips on one difficult obstacle it’s apparently game over.
    It’s true that those two might both need help to deal with their issues, but they should probably seek it from people who have more emotional stability to offer as support.

    • JWLM
      JWLM
      July 24, 2014 at 2:45 am | #

      Oh, Ruth’s hypocrisy is more evident than that: she herself knows that she didn’t deserve Billie’s kindness in breaking into her room when she was passed out.

  26. epershannd
    epershannd
    July 24, 2014 at 12:43 am | #

    Oof. Poor kids :<

    I feel like Ruth's last statement is more directed at herself than Billie, or at least toward both of them. Both of them have done some messed up things, and I can't see Ruth solely placing blame on Billie and ignoring her own acts of abuse and harassment.

    Maybe in several months/years we'll finally revisit the storyline and get to a point in the strip where both of them feel like they deserve each other's care 😀

  27. Nono
    Nono
    July 24, 2014 at 12:43 am | #

    Right, so when is Walky going to learn the same lesson about his grades?

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      July 24, 2014 at 6:28 am | #

      When he stops earning good ones? Remember, he is naturally really smart

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      July 24, 2014 at 8:58 pm | #

      Unless you’re cheating somehow, or unknowingly earned the favor (or disfavor) of an unscrupulous teacher, then by definition you get the grades you deserve.

  28. Jake
    Jake
    July 24, 2014 at 12:52 am | #

    Welp, that relationship seems to be good and sunk and it’ll probably stay that way for a year (real time) at the very least. Ruth is one of my favorite characters, so I hope either she’ll be able to find someone else who doesn’t hurt her as much to be with or Billie is able to clean up her act enough for another try. Or maybe both might happen to create more conflict?

  29. Victor Riley
    Victor Riley
    July 24, 2014 at 1:41 am | #

    Not saying that also means you only get stuff you DO deserve… because that doesn’t usually happen either.

  30. Gowombat
    Gowombat
    July 24, 2014 at 2:13 am | #

    Finally. I’m happy somebody said it. I know she has had a hard time, but I can’t really find any sympathy for her. She thought she was gonna hit college and own the place… just how conceited can someone be? I mean, I know most people that age can be oblivious, but yikes.

  31. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    July 24, 2014 at 3:12 am | #

    I think maybe that although those that are saying that Ruth needs to forgive Billie because Billie was there for her when she needed her, are missing a very basic point.
    Billie is an alcoholic and so is Ruth. Alcoholics can not be trusted, period. I was married to one for years until I realized that I could not change him. He had to change himself.
    Ruth is doing the right thing to save her own self, she is getting away from Billie while she fights her own battle.
    The only logical way these two could get together is if they both went to AA and supported each other through the group. As it stands now, they can’t.

    Ruth cared enough to keep her promise and see if Billie was ‘okay’, then she stayed when Billie said thank you.
    I think Ruth just gave Billie the best advise she is ever going to get from anyone. It’s flat out the truth. Billie has to get her shit together, herself.

  32. Zaxares
    Zaxares
    July 24, 2014 at 3:25 am | #

    Somehow, this quote from one of my favourite video games seems appropriate:

    “Is it worth it? To say it never is would be a lie. Because sometimes… you get lucky. Sometimes, you get something you know you don’t deserve in a million years. A reason to live.”

  33. Joel
    Joel
    July 24, 2014 at 3:40 am | #

    Doesn’t Ruth know anything about addiction? Statistically, it’s almost impossible to rehabilitate simply by trying to abstain from drinking alcohol. I hate to say it but Ruth is acting like a great big baby.

    • Bill
      Bill
      July 24, 2014 at 4:09 am | #

      At her age, and speaking from experience, I’d be surprised if Ruth even considers herself addicted.
      Although if she does, that’s a hopeful sign.  Admitting that one has a problem is the first step in correcting the problem.

      • fit-to-freak
        fit-to-freak
        July 24, 2014 at 3:33 pm | #

        Right, and honestly that first step is hard. We need to give Billie some time I think. Ruth doesn’t have to be around her if she doesn’t want (although I think she needs resign as a RA at this point). They probably shouldn’t be hanging out together honestly, because it might derail Ruth’s progress and keep Billie from focusing on herself.

  34. 2K
    2K
    July 24, 2014 at 4:09 am | #

    I think that Ruth will back with Billie. In the background, she needs her as much as Billie. And if not,… well… whatever… there are always other ways. I believe. 😛

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      July 24, 2014 at 7:17 am | #

      I’d like to see Ruth try dating…someone else!

  35. dekho1
    dekho1
    July 24, 2014 at 4:28 am | #

    Yarr, all hands on deck! The ship is sinking, now even faster than before!

    • Rutee
      Rutee
      July 24, 2014 at 4:40 am | #

      Belay that, we’re no worse off than we were before. We’ll make port.

      • Boom
        Boom
        July 24, 2014 at 6:15 am | #

        Vigorously!

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        July 24, 2014 at 7:43 am | #

        You prideful bastard! You’re gonna drown us all!

  36. Eukie
    Eukie
    July 24, 2014 at 8:42 am | #

    I would really hope that the story does not take a direction where Ruth and Billie have to attend a pseudo-religious group that preaches recovery through closeness to God in order to solve their problems with alcoholism.

    (There’s also the issue where AA attendance has not proven to actually be effective. For recovery for the two of them, I think AA would be something of a red herring. A psychologist would be a considerably better choice for both of them. Ruth has her depression to handle, for example.)

    • Eukie
      Eukie
      July 24, 2014 at 8:45 am | #

      Damnit, that was meant as a reply to http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/04-the-whiteboard-dong-bandit/ease/#comment-243824#comment-243793

  37. Ashirogi
    Ashirogi
    July 24, 2014 at 10:26 am | #

    Getting stuff you don’t deserve? Ruth’s never been to Judge Parker.

  38. Alexx
    Alexx
    July 24, 2014 at 10:52 am | #

    Yeesh, every time we hit moments like this, I wonder if Ruth is gona die I this universe.

    • Sikroth
      Sikroth
      July 24, 2014 at 12:18 pm | #

      So, where can I find the old universe? I’ve pretty much rushed through the entire DoA in a few days and I’ve been finding mentions to the old characters quite frequently :s

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        July 25, 2014 at 1:31 am | #

        Start here http://www.itswalky.com/comic/and-now/. You’ll want presnt-Willis’s commentary, as it makes it all much more bearable. Eventually you’ll get to where he’s stopped rerunning things, where someone else may give you the cheat code to skip ahead.

        • Sikroth
          Sikroth
          July 25, 2014 at 7:19 am | #

          Thank you, kind sir or madam!

  39. Alkanshel
    Alkanshel
    July 24, 2014 at 12:36 pm | #

    Ruth’s eyes in that second-to-last panel…her expression makes me want to give her a hug.

  40. Aaron Bourque
    Aaron Bourque
    July 24, 2014 at 12:39 pm | #

    Well, at least one of them recognizes that their relationship shouldn’t continue.

  41. RandomNameGen
    RandomNameGen
    July 24, 2014 at 1:08 pm | #

    Best thing for Ruth to do: “Billie, I know quitting drinking is hard. I thought you were there for me, it hurt my feelings when you weren’t. Tell me what happened, why did you fall off the wagon?”
    Best thing for Billie to do: Not talk to Ruth. Sober up. Pick a job she wants in the future.
    WTB more overreactions though.

    • gwalla
      gwalla
      July 25, 2014 at 12:15 pm | #

      Ruth would only say something like that if she was replaced by a pod person though.

  42. Foxhack
    Foxhack
    July 24, 2014 at 2:23 pm | #

    Oh, I know a few people in college who got stuff they didn’t deserve.

    Really bad stuff that I wouldn’t wish on anyone.

  43. ajm5007
    ajm5007
    July 24, 2014 at 2:49 pm | #

    C’mon now, Ruth . . . you know white people NEVER stop getting stuff they don’t deserve! Especially in America!

  44. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    July 24, 2014 at 3:39 pm | #

    Man, I’m really liking the variety of views on this whole situation. I was really surprised by how many people think Ruth or Billie are better off without the other, but both sides bring up valid points. Whoo, diversity of views caused by experience-filtered lenses!!

  45. vmgx
    vmgx
    July 24, 2014 at 7:32 pm | #

    Question. What progam does Willis uses?

  46. James
    James
    July 24, 2014 at 11:19 pm | #

    Yay! I’ve read it all now, start to current.

    How can I read the ones from the future?

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      July 25, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

      http://www.patreon.com/dumbingofage

      • James
        James
        July 25, 2014 at 1:07 am | #

        Clever Cartoonist!

  47. dailybrad
    dailybrad
    July 25, 2014 at 12:57 am | #

    Huh, read this a few times, and I still don’t get what Billie did between updates, besides shower. Gah, I feel slow.

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David M Willis!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3h
Dorothy!
dorothy in a dark purple collared shirt and her usual black vest, with cuffed pants
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 4h
i want to change the caption's image to a photo of a mountain of ET cartridges in a landfill
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 8h
today in #9chickweedlane i learned we have to be shown children learning and relearning what sex is, for Reasons, even though they already clearly know and have prepared nuanced questions about it! also that Gran must hate, if she's still alive, how Old Juliette is the same but with gray hair
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 8h
one of my favorite things is when a commenter explodes WHEN DO THESE CHARACTERS GET THERAPY but directed towards a character who canonically has a regular therapist
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 8h
www.ebay.com/itm/23609624... Three hours left on this murder machine
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He's been opened, stood on a shelf for a while, and placed back inside.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 9h
mary: dawn says your girlfriend is trying to murder her wilbur: but what about MY happiness okay can we kill wilbur now
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 17h
help I had a big yawny stretch after I got into bed and threw out my back
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 17h
Dumbing of Age: "Dotty" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Dotty
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
fuck off
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Phew, they made NoHo Hank wear pants.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
where's my hour loop of Vader fist-dancing
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Hot Toys Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith 1/6 Scale Darth Vader Deluxe ($495) & Standard ($315) is up for preorder at Sideshow - shrsl.com/4wcx6 #ad If you preorder make sure to hit the Exclusive versions since they include a commemorative plaque and cost the same.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca ⋅ 1d
hey, FANTASTIC FOUR got an Eisner nomination for best ongoing series!! I think this news is... really great! Fantastic even :0
the cover of FF #1 featuring some beautiful art of said Fantastic Four
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
oh no, new content over at the nsfw patreon joe introduces joyce to fingers that aren't breaded chicken www.patreon.com/posts/joe-fi...
tastefully cropped art of joe and joyce discovering the joys of fingers
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
I may have to pin this
damnyouwillis.bsky.social's user avatarDavid M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 4d
btw if you're one of those rando bluesky weirdos who doesn't know me but sees me in the wild being sarcastic and don't know i'm being sarcastic because you haven't taken like 30 seconds to, like, maybe look at my user profile or something, keep walking, you're not going to score internet points here
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
#relatable
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ALT: a man in a hospital gown says " stop pooping " to another man
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OSMOTE @osmote.net ⋅ 2d
Screenshot of Jonathan Frakes on the set of Beyond Belief
brendelbored.bsky.social's user avatarBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social ⋅ 1y
Politico: Ever been slapped by breasts?
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com ⋅ 2d
Here's an entertaining cite at the bottom of the first page
The problems with this prosecution are legion, but most immediately, the
government cannot prosecute Judge Dugan because she is entitled to judicial immunity for her official acts. Immunity is not a defense to the prosecution to be determined later by a jury or court; it is an absolute bar to the prosecution at the outset. See Trump v. United States,
603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
joshgerstein.bsky.social's user avatarJosh Gerstein @joshgerstein.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
JUST IN: Milwaukee Judge Hannah Dugan moves to dismiss federal criminal case against her for allegedly helping immigrant hide from ICE. Her lawyers say she's protected by official acts & judicial immunity and 10th Amendment. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up, continued" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics
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Up, continued
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The Onion @theonion.com ⋅ 2d
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 2d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 11d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
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