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I liked the third TMNT movie to. It’s sort of based on one of the original Eastman & Laird comics, where the Turtles meet a girl with a magic time travel sceptre, and they travel back in time, first to have a crossover with Cerebus the Aardvark, and later to go to feudal Japan. It’s a little campy, but I liked the way everyone is terrified of the Turtles because they assume they’re Kappa. However, Casey Jones was totally underused in the third movie.
Guys, it’s clearly Dina. She’s trying to show the world that she can be a social person by interacting with the whiteboards, and drawing bones is all she’s good at.
She’s doing really well, too! If she’s gotten to ‘badly repeating other people’s jokes’ she’s already past a lot of poorly-socialized people I know (yes, I seem to attract them).
I dunno, Psions don’t get good armor proficiencies or hot dogs hit dice. Plus all they do is spam their attacks! And the wurst thing to do is multiclass into Psion (or any other caster class) rather than going straight caster.
In her defense, she was in the men’s hall, sleeping in Walky’s bed. She wouldn’t notice anything until she got to the women’s hall. So while she’s late to the party fest, she has an excuse.
No, I’m implying she’s making her liver worse! Ha! (Hey, human anatomy jokes seem to be big in this comic, so why should the digestive system get left out!)
Calling it now. The Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit is Dina.
It makes too much sense. She observed Mike and Joyce’s confrontation over drawing dicks on whiteboards and assumed it was a normal thing people do. She most likely used a permanent marker not knowing the difference between that and a dry erase marker.
Notice she keeps showing up to make comments about the situation. She’s observing the aftermath of her work. She is confused at everyone’s negative reactions, milks the positive one to Billie, and led Amazi-Girl to Mike because he was her inspiration for doing it, thus in her mind, he’s technically to blame.
I was with you right up until you mentioned Dina not knowing the difference between dry-erase and permanent markers. Dina lacks knowledge of social interaction, not knowledge in general. And given her interest in paleontology, I think she’d have a keen interest in how to mark dinosaur fossils, such as using a permanent marker.
If Dina is the culprit, she is doing this to teach Joyce a lesson, but didn’t realize how it might spiral out of control. But I’m not convinced Dina is cognizant enough of why Joyce was upset to commit this act of vandalism.
You underestimate how often people use non-dry erase markers on whiteboards thinking it’ll come off like dry-erase markers do. It’s a common mistake. I’m not calling her stupid.
Hmm, well, I guess even Dina could make that mistake, but she seems so careful when it comes to science! Mixing up dry-erase and permanent markers is the sort of mistake a careless glitch-head like Brainstorm would make! (I’m kidding, I love Brainstorm and his briefcase full of WMDs!) Dina would have used permanent marker intentionally, for the following reasons:
If Dina is the culprit, she’s doing it to understand why Joyce reacted the way she did when Mike drew the penis on Joyce’s whiteboard. So Dina has a motive, at least for drawing one on Joyce’s board. And drawing them all over the Hall would allow her to observe everyone’s reactions, not just Joyce’s. So yeah, Dina is definitely a suspect. And drawing the penises in permanent marker allows the experiment to continue long enough for Dina to unobtrusively stand around and make mental notes of everyone’s reactions. Had she drawn them in dry-erase, they would have been erased too quickly.
Perhaps she used permanent markers because she knew she could just draw over them with dry erase markers to get rid of them so it stayed there until the joke was done?
It makes sense, if you think about it. She’s been majorly repressing lately, added to the repression she’s been under her whole life. I’d say she’s due for a split personality emergence.
Since her encounter with Ruthless, I will forever wonder whether Dina is, in any given situation, being diffident or sarcastic.
That only makes it more funny.
Billie’s not the best person to hear a joke now, but what the hey. She’s talking.
I like the theory that it is Dina. How else to monitor human relationships than to set up a situation where many humans are drawn to interact in a close system?
And yeah, when she ‘truely’ understands sarcasm, lock up your children, and fill the moat.
What kind of Mormon is Agatha, making that joke?! XD
I mean it is technically possible for a mormon not to take their religion SUPER SERIOUSLY and not be as tightly wound as Joyce at all times, but speaking as an ex-mo… well, I sure wasn’t that way. I did know people in ‘The Church’ that were, though. I just assumed Agatha was very Joycian. Good for her that she’s at least not at the “oh my god it’s a dangle pretend you don’t even know what it is!” stage though.
Fundamentalism =/= Mormonism. The former is a sub-sect of the latter, but I have known plenty of Mormons that took their religion seriously but were as up for a good dick joke as anyone else.
Yes, Billie shall find all of her friends, all of the people that she likes, every single…hm. Joyce? Minions you are moulding into your own image are like friends, right?
Am I the only one who wonders why all these whiteboards are still there? I mean, it’s not like the doors are built around the whiteboard, right? If somebody painted something unsuitable on my whiteboard with a permanent marker, this whiteboard would go to the trashcan immediately.
Letting it show at the door where it was means that whoever dwells in that room is cool with what is shown at his/her door. So there’s no problem at all. Amazigirl doesn’t have a task and nobody is upset.
But then you’d have to buy a new whiteboard. And shouldn’t the creep who defaced your property reimburse you for the damage? I certainly think so! It’s part of the Autobot Code that I 100% endorse! (Although after Tyrest’s monkeying around with the Code, I hope the section on reimbursement for damage to someone’s bar is still in there.)
This just happened overnight, and I believe it’s still fairly early in the morning. Remember, Walky woke up to find Billie in bed with him and that’s when he went to get Ruth to come back to the room to talk to her.
And my first impulse would be to try to clean the board, not trash it, so I’d be getting dressed and figuring out what to use to get the permanent marker ink off. Other people have already posted suggestions, but I think a little rubbing alcohol on a paper towel would probably work too.
But still: At least the ladies who already noticed their own door’s been affected could have removed the thing and store it somewhere in their room. Then you have plenty of time to think about the cleaning possibilities.
How do we know it’s not Mike? He didn’t actually deny it, just claimed he was getting off on Amber’s justice-themed brutality. She then got uncomfortable and *assumed* it wasnt him.
Okay, I just re-read the comment I just made, and it sounds kinda threatening, so I’d just like to specify that I mean that someday, many years from now, if you die, someone should interrupt your eulogy to make dick jokes. Because, uh, it would be funny?
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It’s Oktoberfest!
wait
More like Cocktoberfest!
Comes right around Swalloween.
hehe, Swalloween.
Follows a few weeks later with Wanksgiving Day.
And rounding out the year, we have Pricks-mas.
Or if you’re Jewish, Hungukkah. ;D
Fireworks and singing of Bald Dong Song follow the balls-dropping on New Boner’s Eve.
And once February gets here, it’s Saint Vaginatine’s Day!
After that, Everyone love Phallustimes day.
And if you’re Muslim, Happy Ramadong.
Don’t forget to put up the Labia Menora!
Personally, my favorite holiday is St. Peckers Day.
Don’t forget Twatzaa!
And, of course, the Weener Solstice.
Personally, I prefer the Equicocks.
Then it’s Dicksgiving.
I thought it was Slaps-giving…
YES! ALWAYS!
And here I thought you were going to be hard-pressed to make a pun
It can certainly be a tough job to crank another one out.
When you have days like that, you just gotta whip them out and hope for the best reaction.
My god Plasma, that’s MUCH more sinister sounding with your evil Osaka avatar.
Evil Osaka makes everything better or when it comes to sausages, much wurst.
Sausage jokes, because anyone can make a dick joke.
I thought Dina made a joke…
Hey everyone, Perceptor’s discovered humor!
I imagine her calling it a funny, like when Master Splinter said “I made a funny!” in TMNT.
Now I’m remembering the second movie…. and now I’m remembering Vanilla Ice’s song in it… and now it’s stuck in my head
Just don’t remember the third movie, whatever you do. It’s far worse than a Vanilla Ice cameo.
I always thought the third was more worth it than the second, it was silly, but more fun.
I liked the third TMNT movie to. It’s sort of based on one of the original Eastman & Laird comics, where the Turtles meet a girl with a magic time travel sceptre, and they travel back in time, first to have a crossover with Cerebus the Aardvark, and later to go to feudal Japan. It’s a little campy, but I liked the way everyone is terrified of the Turtles because they assume they’re Kappa. However, Casey Jones was totally underused in the third movie.
Ninja….NINJA rap! NINJA NINJA rap! Go ninja go ninja go! GO GO GO GO! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLGRidfFo4
Welp, that’s my theory on the identity of the Whiteboard Ding-Dong Bandit busted.
Not Billie, not Amber, not Amazi-girl (or is it?), not Mike.
Who?
WHO IS THE DICK BANDIT?!?
Malaya?
Joyce….noone would suspect HER.
The THING!
Give her all of it!
Check her tummy for a permanent marker thing.
I think she lacks the, um, er, experience to draw those things so accurately. Just saying.
She’s just copying Sarah.
What if she has The Gift?
Of drawing penises, I mean.
She would have the most motive.
Anti-Joyce – even Joyce doesn’t suspect her…
Well I suspect it was the Spanish Inquisition.
What!? Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Nobody expects the Spanish Missionary Position.
Shaggy.
Old Man Withers, who owns the abandoned amusement park?
Frank Welker?
MEGATRON! Of course!
I’m guessing it’s Jeph Jacques.
Pretty sure that he’d be a Whiteboard Buttocks Bandit instead.
Not THE Whiteboard Buttocks Bandit. Just a Whiteboard Buttocks Bandit.
him or Pintsize.
Definitely Pintsize.
More like the Bandick!
Guys, it’s clearly Dina. She’s trying to show the world that she can be a social person by interacting with the whiteboards, and drawing bones is all she’s good at.
Either “Carla” or Other Rachel.
I still think it’s Sydney Yus
Maybe Billie was super drunk, so she forgot?
Don’t worry Dina comedy is all about trail and error.
Especially when playing “Oregon Trail”. “You have died of dysentery!” Hah!
I deserved that one. Hah!
Funny typos are funny.
The road of comedy is a long and hard one and swear to God by the end of this chapter we’re going to make this comic famous for penis jokes.
“Long and hard” Man the setups for this arc are way too easy!
And Dina retains the number one spot as favorite character.
Are people going to say that after every strip where she appears?
We’ll stop saying it when it stops being true.
She’s doing really well, too! If she’s gotten to ‘badly repeating other people’s jokes’ she’s already past a lot of poorly-socialized people I know (yes, I seem to attract them).
Someone actually Called Billie saying “What’s with these penises everywhere” yesterday.
Want to bet that Billie solves the mystery before AmaziGirl does?
I’m psychic!
I know what you’re thinking!
You’re thinking that I’m not psychic!
Actually, I believed you at first. But then you proved to me that you’re not psychic.
Wait, now I’m thinking that you’re not psychic! You know what this means, Gigafreak – you’re not just psychic, you’re FUTURE-PSYCHIC!
I dunno, Psions don’t get good armor proficiencies or
hot dogshit dice. Plus all they do is spam their attacks! And the wurst thing to do is multiclass into Psion (or any other caster class) rather than going straight caster.WHAT TOOK YOU BILLIE?!
In her defense, she was in the men’s hall, sleeping in Walky’s bed. She wouldn’t notice anything until she got to the women’s hall. So while she’s late to the
partyfest, she has an excuse.Ya if anything she’s been around penises all day.
Oh Dina, we all love you. We really do.
It’s not the size of the sausage, it’s the sizzle.
Well it’s definitely not a cock block party hosted by Dave Chappell.
Can not wait for the lineup of Sausage Festival to be announced.
I’d suggest Conchita Wurst for the opening act.
It’s only fitting, because wurst means sausage.
Haha I’m German actually, so I’m well aware of that
But that is a brilliant idea in any case.
Red Hot Chili Peppers wearing only these: m.ae.com/web/browse/product.jsp?productId=0235_5020_800&catId=cat1680016
That’s just pepperoni pizza dude, the sausage on that one is thinly sliced.
Poor Billie. Looks like things have gone from bad to wurst.
Well, Billie is abusing her liver.
Are you suggesting that she’s making liverwurst?
No, I’m implying she’s making her liver worse! Ha! (Hey, human anatomy jokes seem to be big in this comic, so why should the digestive system get left out!)
At this rate, I’m thinking it will be short liver wurst.
That joke could have be wurst you know.
Penis…sausage….there’s barely a vas deferens between the two.
Weiners, bangers… you might be onto something here.
It was semen like there was a difference at first glans, but ultimately I think you’re right.
Calling it now. The Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit is Dina.
It makes too much sense. She observed Mike and Joyce’s confrontation over drawing dicks on whiteboards and assumed it was a normal thing people do. She most likely used a permanent marker not knowing the difference between that and a dry erase marker.
Notice she keeps showing up to make comments about the situation. She’s observing the aftermath of her work. She is confused at everyone’s negative reactions, milks the positive one to Billie, and led Amazi-Girl to Mike because he was her inspiration for doing it, thus in her mind, he’s technically to blame.
I was with you right up until you mentioned Dina not knowing the difference between dry-erase and permanent markers. Dina lacks knowledge of social interaction, not knowledge in general. And given her interest in paleontology, I think she’d have a keen interest in how to mark dinosaur fossils, such as using a permanent marker.
If Dina is the culprit, she is doing this to teach Joyce a lesson, but didn’t realize how it might spiral out of control. But I’m not convinced Dina is cognizant enough of why Joyce was upset to commit this act of vandalism.
You underestimate how often people use non-dry erase markers on whiteboards thinking it’ll come off like dry-erase markers do. It’s a common mistake. I’m not calling her stupid.
Hmm, well, I guess even Dina could make that mistake, but she seems so careful when it comes to science! Mixing up dry-erase and permanent markers is the sort of mistake a careless glitch-head like Brainstorm would make! (I’m kidding, I love Brainstorm and his briefcase full of WMDs!) Dina would have used permanent marker intentionally, for the following reasons:
If Dina is the culprit, she’s doing it to understand why Joyce reacted the way she did when Mike drew the penis on Joyce’s whiteboard. So Dina has a motive, at least for drawing one on Joyce’s board. And drawing them all over the Hall would allow her to observe everyone’s reactions, not just Joyce’s. So yeah, Dina is definitely a suspect. And drawing the penises in permanent marker allows the experiment to continue long enough for Dina to unobtrusively stand around and make mental notes of everyone’s reactions. Had she drawn them in dry-erase, they would have been erased too quickly.
But wouldn’t Dina have admitted to it when she saw how negative people were reacting? She strikes me as the “honest to a fault” type.
Dina may not be the most socially aware but I think she knows better than to focuss blame on herself around an angry mob.
Perhaps she used permanent markers because she knew she could just draw over them with dry erase markers to get rid of them so it stayed there until the joke was done?
Or she knew about various solvents. Either way, I think Dina is my prime suspect now.
Damn here I thought Dinas since of humor had developt more.
“why are there fuckin’ penises drawn on everywhere”
None of the penises we’ve been shown have been fuckin’…
A couple of boards have 2 with the tips touching.
Does it say “ultra carla” on carlas door? So shes a fan of the comic about ultra car..
Yup. It even says so on her character sheet.
So… I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that Joyce went sleepwalking last night….
Holy shit I thought I was the only one thinking that
Or, she became Anti-Joyce.
It makes sense, if you think about it. She’s been majorly repressing lately, added to the repression she’s been under her whole life. I’d say she’s due for a split personality emergence.
Since her encounter with Ruthless, I will forever wonder whether Dina is, in any given situation, being diffident or sarcastic.
That only makes it more funny.
Don’t worry, Dina, jokes are funnier when you tell them a second time; gives the joke time to sink in.
I love it, Dina told a joke.
Billie’s not the best person to hear a joke now, but what the hey. She’s talking.
I like the theory that it is Dina. How else to monitor human relationships than to set up a situation where many humans are drawn to interact in a close system?
And yeah, when she ‘truely’ understands sarcasm, lock up your children, and fill the moat.
A moat won’t keep out the Hydrosaur she’ll be riding. Unless you fill the moat with Sharkticons.
What kind of Mormon is Agatha, making that joke?! XD
I mean it is technically possible for a mormon not to take their religion SUPER SERIOUSLY and not be as tightly wound as Joyce at all times, but speaking as an ex-mo… well, I sure wasn’t that way. I did know people in ‘The Church’ that were, though. I just assumed Agatha was very Joycian. Good for her that she’s at least not at the “oh my god it’s a dangle pretend you don’t even know what it is!” stage though.
A Mormon who grew up with brothers, maybe?
Fundamentalism =/= Mormonism. The former is a sub-sect of the latter, but I have known plenty of Mormons that took their religion seriously but were as up for a good dick joke as anyone else.
Fundamentalism =/= humorlessness. Fundamentalism is a theological position, not a sexual position.
My new favorite sexual position is Reverse Fundamentalist
I like the autobiography title. It describes pretty much every comic in the Walkyverse as well. And I mean that as the highest of compliments. ^^
I thought that title would be more appropriate for an omnibus collection of Looking For Group comics.
My two favorites interact!!
Maybe Dina can offer Billie advice or sympathy. In the form of light physical contact.
The point is that I understood Dina. And when you’re around enough, it’s not funny.
I’d laugh at that.
Oh Dina…. you are just the cutest
Yes, Billie shall find all of her friends, all of the people that she likes, every single…hm. Joyce? Minions you are moulding into your own image are like friends, right?
They are, when you are having a bad, bad day, and it’s about time that you get your way, steamrolling whatever you see.
Oh Dina, don’t you ever change! ^_^
I think we’ve found the title of the next book with that alt-text!
Agreed.
I love sausage festival, like in Vienna!
Look at all these horrendous holiday puns! Ugh, Damn You Willis.
I don’t get ultra cat and also out looks like out says ultra Carl what???
What
Autocowreck?
YAAAY DINA
Just let it happen, Dina. You’re trying too hard.
Huh. I was pretty sure it was Billie who drew all the dicks before going to Walky’s room.
She probably did say it right, but making jokes is so out of character for her that Billie was too surprised to laugh.
Perhaps Dina could be the ding-dong bandit. Mr. Willis, I trust you to find a way to keep that consistent with her character.
That alt text is now the book 4 title. You know you want it to be.
Am I the only one who wonders why all these whiteboards are still there? I mean, it’s not like the doors are built around the whiteboard, right? If somebody painted something unsuitable on my whiteboard with a permanent marker, this whiteboard would go to the trashcan immediately.
Letting it show at the door where it was means that whoever dwells in that room is cool with what is shown at his/her door. So there’s no problem at all. Amazigirl doesn’t have a task and nobody is upset.
But then you’d have to buy a new whiteboard. And shouldn’t the creep who defaced your property reimburse you for the damage? I certainly think so! It’s part of the Autobot Code that I 100% endorse! (Although after Tyrest’s monkeying around with the Code, I hope the section on reimbursement for damage to someone’s bar is still in there.)
And why exactly has the whiteboard to stick at the door for that?
This will also work if you at least remove the thing and hide it somewhere in your room.
This just happened overnight, and I believe it’s still fairly early in the morning. Remember, Walky woke up to find Billie in bed with him and that’s when he went to get Ruth to come back to the room to talk to her.
And my first impulse would be to try to clean the board, not trash it, so I’d be getting dressed and figuring out what to use to get the permanent marker ink off. Other people have already posted suggestions, but I think a little rubbing alcohol on a paper towel would probably work too.
But still: At least the ladies who already noticed their own door’s been affected could have removed the thing and store it somewhere in their room. Then you have plenty of time to think about the cleaning possibilities.
No, no Dina it was funny, probably even funnier than when Agatha said it.
I have to wonder if Willis gets as much entertainment from our comments (especially the puns) as we do from his comics.
I think the big reveal is that NOBODY drew all the dongs! After all, the cocks were inside of you THE WHOLE TIME.
Next comic: the penises are INDEED fucking, with the addition of vaginas and/or assholes
She’s just so CUTE sometimes,…
Go ahead, Dina ^^ If at first you don’t succeed…
Joe
How do we know it’s not Mike? He didn’t actually deny it, just claimed he was getting off on Amber’s justice-themed brutality. She then got uncomfortable and *assumed* it wasnt him.
To the person that said they picture Dina with Fluttershy’s voice…yes…
Agatha made the sausage fest joke? The Mormon?!
She’d fit right in at my ward — not as uptight as Utah Mormons, lol
Is anyone going to comment on Dina T-Shirt? I mean…
The title to your eulogy, man.
Okay, I just re-read the comment I just made, and it sounds kinda threatening, so I’d just like to specify that I mean that someday, many years from now, if you die, someone should interrupt your eulogy to make dick jokes. Because, uh, it would be funny?