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by David M Willis on August 31, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - The Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit
└ Tags: danny, ethan, robo-vac

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    August 31, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    WHY INDEED DANNY

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      August 31, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      Why anything, really?

    • Wereboyscout
      Wereboyscout
      September 3, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

      I… Its not like I want you to like me or anything…
      BAKA!!

  2. Camachri
    Camachri
    August 31, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    And then Danny was tsundere.

    • Cosman246
      Cosman246
      August 31, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      Danny? I think it’s Ethan who’s reverting to tsundere at the 4th panel

      • Shadow12000
        Shadow12000
        August 31, 2014 at 1:46 am | #

        They’re both too tsun-tsun and not enough dere-dere.

        • Nothri
          Nothri
          August 31, 2014 at 2:32 am | #

          Ethan is too tsu. Danny is too durrrr.

          • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
            Gadgeteer Smashwidget
            August 31, 2014 at 3:42 am | #

            quit dissing Danny-chan >:/

            • Dibullba
              Dibullba
              August 31, 2014 at 11:05 am | #

              When he stops Danning things up, then we can talk =P

              • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
                Gadgeteer Smashwidget
                August 31, 2014 at 12:59 pm | #

                and by “Danning things up,” I continually see people mean “reacting normally for his character in a really difficult situation.”

                seriously, stop it, it isn’t very funny.

                • nothri
                  nothri
                  August 31, 2014 at 11:16 pm | #

                  When he ceases to display a cringe-worthy level of obliviousness to his surroundings (and I am happy to say he is making some amount of progress in this direction….some) then I will stop. Until then I and others will continue to tell it like it is.

        • Ally
          Ally
          August 31, 2014 at 12:31 pm | #

          Danny? No way. Total dere-dere.

          • Kryss LaBryn
            Kryss LaBryn
            August 31, 2014 at 11:33 pm | #

            Dere-dere, Danny. It’ll be alright. ;-P

            • Jen Aside
              Jen Aside
              September 1, 2014 at 4:10 am | #

              They should play Tsun or Dere

      • okay
        okay
        September 1, 2014 at 12:36 am | #

        hey cosman, long time, no see. i see you’ve kept that icon for… what? five years, now? :p

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 31, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      Ethan no BAKA! *hammer time*

      • nothri
        nothri
        August 31, 2014 at 11:48 am | #

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEbNlzjTQ-M

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      August 31, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      It’s not like I wanted you to show me affection or anything…Baka!

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        August 31, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

        This feels like the time I got over an inappropriate crush by realizing he used “lol” as punctuation

        • AgentKeen
          AgentKeen
          August 31, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

          “Going to get dinner lol
          See you tonight lol
          My grandma died lol”

          That’s not annoying at all.

          • Jen Aside
            Jen Aside
            August 31, 2014 at 3:45 am | #

            Take out the line breaks, and that’s exactly it =p

            • Tenn
              Tenn
              August 31, 2014 at 6:32 pm | #

              Well, it’s one less character than “STOP”.

        • JustCheetoDust
          JustCheetoDust
          August 31, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

          There isn’t a font based on this idea, is there? (yet)

          • AgentKeen
            AgentKeen
            August 31, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

            lmfao instead of !
            wut instead of ?

            • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              August 31, 2014 at 1:17 am | #

              omg instead of ?!
              wtf instead of …?

        • JDavis
          JDavis
          August 31, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

          I once dated a girl who, if I didn’t end every text with a smiley :), would assume I was angry or otherwise in a bad mood.

          She was really hard to communicate with over texts.

          • Jen Aside
            Jen Aside
            August 31, 2014 at 3:44 am | #

            http://www.newrepublic.com/article/115726/period-our-simplest-punctuation-mark-has-become-sign-anger

            • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              August 31, 2014 at 6:16 am | #

              that piece kinda scares me, to be honest. I only ever leave out punctuation marks for effect or when I’m in a rush, and I’d hate for people to take it the wrong way.

              • ensiform
                ensiform
                August 31, 2014 at 12:48 pm | #

                That’s weird

              • Jen Aside
                Jen Aside
                August 31, 2014 at 1:32 pm | #

                Then add in proper capitalization, too.

                Maybe?

                See, now I wonder if the sentence above looks angry, ’cause I can’t tell. No objectivity and all.

                • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
                  Gadgeteer Smashwidget
                  August 31, 2014 at 1:37 pm | #

                  But that’s hard on a phone! It’s an extra movement of the finger and everything!

                • AgentKeen
                  AgentKeen
                  August 31, 2014 at 4:00 pm | #

                  If only there was a way to communicate remotely that carried the intonation in our voices!

                  No, wait, I hate talking on the phone, too.

                • Jen Aside
                  Jen Aside
                  August 31, 2014 at 5:20 pm | #

                  Fucking phones!

  3. BigDrahma
    BigDrahma
    August 31, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    It’s shameless the way they flirt while denying they flirt.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 31, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      They’re both hussies. 😛

      • Shadow12000
        Shadow12000
        August 31, 2014 at 1:50 am | #

        Their lips are nowhere near big enough to be Andrew Hussie.

        • nothri
          nothri
          August 31, 2014 at 11:51 am | #

          You fool. They are clearly followers of the proto-Protestant martyr Jan Huss executed in the 1415 at the Council of Constance.

          Boom! I defy you to make a reference more goddamn obscure than that, son!

          • JWLM
            JWLM
            August 31, 2014 at 12:28 pm | #

            Well, you can easily look at Wycliff as a predecessor of Huss, since his primary heresy, like that of Huss, was the assertion of consubstantion instead of transubstantiation, which led the modern Episcopal Church to allow gluten-free wafers at the Communion real.

          • Rani
            Rani
            August 31, 2014 at 12:44 pm | #

            …he ain’t all that obscure to the hussites let me tell you. He, and the way he was unceremoniously thrown into the next life, won’t be obscure to them for a long time…

            • JWLM
              JWLM
              August 31, 2014 at 12:47 pm | #

              Wycliff died of natural causes. He was exhumed and his remains were scattered later on.

              • JWLM
                JWLM
                August 31, 2014 at 12:48 pm | #

                And besides, you haven’t spoken to consubstantiation and gluten-free wafers.

                • ensiform
                  ensiform
                  August 31, 2014 at 12:50 pm | #

                  No way. I haven’t spoken to consubstantiation and gluten-free wafers since last Christmas. They know what they did. THEY should be the ones who approach me. Then we can talk.

              • Rani
                Rani
                August 31, 2014 at 4:50 pm | #

                I was talking about Hus

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      August 31, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      Everyone’s gonna figure out that Danny and Ethan have crushes except for themselves. It’s going to be delightful.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        August 31, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

        And then they can share a glass closet for two. 😀

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          August 31, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

          Then Joyce will start pursuing Danny and the DoA universe will reboot into the Walkyverse.

          • Jarawara
            Jarawara
            August 31, 2014 at 12:03 pm | #

            Will we then get a slipshine of Head Alien making out with Monkey Master?

            • Leorale
              Leorale
              August 31, 2014 at 12:19 pm | #

              Monkey Master and Sensitive Scanner OTP

          • Rani
            Rani
            August 31, 2014 at 5:11 pm | #

            Or Joyce will start pursuing Walky and then Dexter and Monkey Master will turn out to have been intercepted propaganda from Head Alien’s interstellar empire at around the same time Head Alien notices the SEMME-less Dumbiverse. Boom.

        • Volkai
          Volkai
          August 31, 2014 at 3:30 am | #

          You mean a phone booth?

          Wait are there still any phone booths at IU? I seem to recall there being one/some in the same room as a large rotating globe in I forget which building.

          • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
            Gadgeteer Smashwidget
            August 31, 2014 at 3:43 am | #

            So they share the Tardis?

            I can get behind this.

            • Arkadi
              Arkadi
              August 31, 2014 at 5:11 am | #

              Glass snogbox?

            • Doctor_Who
              Doctor_Who
              August 31, 2014 at 11:46 am | #

              That is not approved Tardis behavior! Last time I allowed it, the resulting baby had a time head!

              • Arkadi
                Arkadi
                August 31, 2014 at 1:08 pm | #

                Born a head of time, yeah.

              • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
                Gadgeteer Smashwidget
                August 31, 2014 at 1:12 pm | #

                I thought last time you allowed it, your wife was born.

        • Vic
          Vic
          August 31, 2014 at 8:37 am | #

          and then amber catches them goes realy quite for a moment and then burst out “not again!”

          • Ally
            Ally
            August 31, 2014 at 12:34 pm | #

            “My ex boyfriend is dating my current boyfriend! OH WHAT A WORLD”

    • derick
      derick
      August 31, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

      Danny is probably not even aware that he is flirting.

    • J-Debs
      J-Debs
      August 31, 2014 at 12:45 am | #

      There would actually appear to be a great deal of shame involved 😛

    • Nono
      Nono
      August 31, 2014 at 2:59 am | #

      Is that a Calvin and Hobbes reference?

  4. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    August 31, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    But without Jack Kirby, there would be no Kirby Krackle.

    How would we know when shit’s getting cosmic?

    • Kiggy
      Kiggy
      August 31, 2014 at 12:56 am | #

      ^^^THIS^^^

    • Thrabalen
      Thrabalen
      August 31, 2014 at 11:35 am | #

      Furthermore, where would we get awesome songs like “Ring Capacity”?

    • Mr. Miracle
      Mr. Miracle
      August 31, 2014 at 2:01 pm | #

      Nevermind the Kirby Krackle (which owes as much to inker Joe Sinnot http://kirbymuseum.org/blogs/dynamics/2011/09/05/kirby-crackle/)

      Without Jack Kirby there would be…
      …no Galactus
      …no Silver Surfer
      …no Thing, Fantastic Four, Dr. Doom, Inhumans, X-Men, Iron Man, Captain America (not to forget the great Joe Simon), Incredible Hulk, Thor (least not in the Mighty Marvel Manner), Darkseid, Orion and a whole host of New Gods.
      …none of the dynamism of Kirby’s figures and layouts that have come to define the language of Superhero/Action comics.

      • MutantSentry
        MutantSentry
        March 19, 2015 at 10:59 am | #

        Red Skull, Eternals, Deviants, Machine Man, OMAC, Kamandi, Avengers, Magneto, Skrulls, Kree…

  5. LiaHansen
    LiaHansen
    August 31, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    YES BACK TO THE FUNNIES

    • Cosman246
      Cosman246
      August 31, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      I dunno, I wanted to see more Ruth and Billie. Probably because out of all the DoA and Walkyverse characters, I identify with Ruth the most

      • Itama
        Itama
        August 31, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

        you should probably see a doctor about that… :/

        • Pink Freud
          Pink Freud
          August 31, 2014 at 1:03 am | #

          And then an exorcist.

          • begbert2
            begbert2
            August 31, 2014 at 3:38 pm | #

            If he’s identifying with Wv Ruth being dead, wouldn’t calling an exorcist be just the sort of suicidal behavior they’d be seeing the doctor to prevent?

    • newllend
      newllend
      August 31, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      But things was getting good over at- ah forget it.

  6. Rani
    Rani
    August 31, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Did Danny just backsass Ethan? And did he just emote something other than shock, longing or surprise? Is Danny *emoting*?

    Jesus fucking Christ he IS bi.

    • Pat
      Pat
      August 31, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Emoting = bi?

      That is a new one to me.

      • Rani
        Rani
        August 31, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        Let me explain:

        Ethan appears to be the first person in this entire strip that Danny shares genuine, reactive chemistry with. You must know of somebody that is withdrawn and absent until that one person enters the room and suddenly it turns out they’re just a firecracker waiting to get lit.

        • Rani
          Rani
          August 31, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

          In fact, on the strength of these past few strips, if we’re talking Kinsey scale here, I’d say Danny is closer to the homosexual end of the spectrum. Something’s always seemed off with the way he’s interacted with the women he’s wanted to get into a relationship with.

          • Beachfox
            Beachfox
            August 31, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

            I don’t think this is a case of Danny being more into guys than girls, I think it’s a case of Danny being… Well, Danny. When he’s dealing with girls he likes, he’s over-thinking everything. Am I saying the right thing? Am I doing the right thing? How do I be romantic? How do I flirt? How shall I plan out our future. So on, so forth.

            With Ethan, he’s just this guy. They went out to get comics, they’re talking about comics, there’s no need to over-analyze or subconsciously stress about doing The Perfect Relationship Thing here. Because of course this isn’t a relationship thing. That’d just be silly.

            I’m 99% certain that if Danny was aware of his bi-ness and his attraction to Ethan, he’d be acting just like he does with Dorothy and Amber.

            What he’s doing now is how I imagine he was with Joe back before both their hormones kicked in and made everything weird.

            • TheOthin
              TheOthin
              August 31, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

              He’s not unaware, though. At least, not fully. Although he’s denying it, he understood at least what was running through his head when they were on the ground earlier; that’s why he’s been reacting this way in the first place.

            • Rani
              Rani
              August 31, 2014 at 12:28 am | #

              He’s verbally denying it. But notice: he knows Ethan’s definitely really attractive to him. He caught himself fantasizing about him. If he was really in a closeting mind set, he would have had every opportunity to make some excuse and just walk away. Because that’s what you do when you’re confronted with a part of yourself you really don’t like. And that’s certainly a Danny thing to do.

              So what, I ask you, is he still doing there then?

              • Camachri
                Camachri
                August 31, 2014 at 12:37 am | #

                Catching fleeting but glorious glimpses of Ethan-booty, what else?

              • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
                Gadgeteer Smashwidget
                August 31, 2014 at 12:37 am | #

                he’s trying to preserve their friendship, because ethan is more to him than a hunk of a man – he’s also a great friend.

                • Nogre
                  Nogre
                  August 31, 2014 at 12:19 pm | #

                  Agreed. The kind of chemistry that would make a good romantic relationship can also make for a pretty good friendship, too. And if you’re not out or know the other person can’t reciprocate, that’s often better than ending things with the person entirely. Because, hey, it’s cool having friends. Not everything has to be romance.

          • DSL
            DSL
            August 31, 2014 at 9:59 am | #

            I hope I am incorrect in inferring from your comment that being open and dynamic with one other person in particular is necessarily a sign of a sexual relationship. I mean, I can see how it would be a prerequisite, but necessarily a sign?

            • Rani
              Rani
              August 31, 2014 at 11:53 pm | #

              Not sexual, but something about Ethan brings out the light in him.

              His relationships with women, in a way everyone noticed was unhealthy, diminished him.

              He’s not a misogynist; he clearly tries his best to respect them. But this is the most expressive he’s ever been around anyone, even his good old Joe.

              • Kerry
                Kerry
                September 1, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

                danny was pretty damn expressive in this strip, imo…?

        • AgentKeen
          AgentKeen
          August 31, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

          It’s twue wove.

          • Zach
            Zach
            August 31, 2014 at 1:09 am | #

            What is this emotion,”wuve”?
            It confuses and angers me!

            From Omicron-perciey 8

            • Opus the Poet
              Opus the Poet
              August 31, 2014 at 1:25 am | #

              You cold at least get the address right, it’s Omicron-Persei VIII.

            • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              August 31, 2014 at 2:14 am | #

              hell yess Futurama references

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      August 31, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Isn’t backsassing also a sex move?

      • J-Debs
        J-Debs
        August 31, 2014 at 12:46 am | #

        I think that was spelled a bit differently. Also, who calls porn sex movies?

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          August 31, 2014 at 1:30 am | #

          I said sex MOVE not sex movie.

          • J-Debs
            J-Debs
            August 31, 2014 at 2:17 am | #

            oh, duh my bad.

    • gwalla
      gwalla
      August 31, 2014 at 9:01 pm | #

      Back dat sass up.

  7. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    August 31, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Meanwhile, in Shortpacked!, relationship drama!

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      August 31, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      Sydney Yus just wants Galasso-senpai to notice her.

  8. Nono
    Nono
    August 31, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Those Danbrows.

  9. Itama
    Itama
    August 31, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    owww….. i think i’ve got whiplash from this mood shift.
    and yet something seems still seems oddly the same….

    • LiaHansen
      LiaHansen
      August 31, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

      what do you mean bi that?

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        August 31, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

        Jack Kirbi

        • David M Willis
          David M Willis
          August 31, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

          boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

          • David M Willis
            David M Willis
            August 31, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

            stealing it

            • Mass Confusion
              Mass Confusion
              August 31, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

              I was drinking Dr. Pepper when I read that and it came out of my nose. DAMN YOU WILLIS!

            • LeslieBean4Shizzle
              LeslieBean4Shizzle
              August 31, 2014 at 1:20 am | #

              And this is why I read the comments.
              The strip was adorable (yay bi Danny) – but this comment made me laugh like a fool. ^^

  10. Kerry
    Kerry
    August 31, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    daMMIT ALL

    • Kerry
      Kerry
      August 31, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

      things I’m wondering about: how the hell danny played off the “I’m not gay” comment without it getting HELLA awkward

      • Belegcam
        Belegcam
        August 31, 2014 at 1:02 am | #

        Probably because Ethan was just as willing as Danny was to move on and forget about it.

      • John
        John
        August 31, 2014 at 1:07 pm | #

        There’s a certain base level of hella awkward you’ve just got to accept and compensate for when dealing with Danny.

  11. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    August 31, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Also, this is like three days late.

  12. LiaHansen
    LiaHansen
    August 31, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Y’know, since Danny started being okay, I’ve started giving him Dipper’s voice from Gravity Falls. I think it works.

    • Keroshino
      Keroshino
      August 31, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      If Danny is Dipper….Who is Mabel?

      • Sam
        Sam
        August 31, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

        Danny doesn’t have a Mabel. He drove them away.

        But it could also be applicable to Walky as then Joyce could be Mabel.

        • Sir Robin
          Sir Robin
          August 31, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

          To me, Joyce sounds like Pinkie Pie

          • Sam
            Sam
            August 31, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

            Mabel is suitable to me if you apply voice by personality – cheerful, firmly sticks to beliefs, annoys the Dipper character yet they still somehow get along etc.

          • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
            Gadgeteer Smashwidget
            August 31, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

            I think Girly Tedd from the recent El Goonish Shive strips sounds like Pinkie Pie. Meanwhile, Ashley is Fluttershy.

            But the real question is, who does Ethan sound like? I imagine he sounds like Danny from Bravest Warriors for some reason.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              August 31, 2014 at 1:33 am | #

              I would choose Twilight Sparkle’s voice when it comes to girl-type Tedd since she’s the nearest the show has to a sciencist.

              • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
                Gadgeteer Smashwidget
                August 31, 2014 at 2:15 am | #

                No, I mean the Ultra girly tedd, the one with pink hearts on her skirt and pigtails.

              • Sir Robin
                Sir Robin
                August 31, 2014 at 7:23 am | #

                To me, Dorothy sounds like Twilight Sparkle … and Amber like Sari Sumdac

      • Mattyos
        Mattyos
        August 31, 2014 at 12:17 pm | #

        last I checked…this was mabel

        http://media.joe.ie/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/king-of-the-ring.jpg

      • SonicBlueRanger
        SonicBlueRanger
        August 31, 2014 at 12:24 pm | #

        It all depends on who sounds best with Kirsten Schalls voice. So you know basically anyone.

    • JustCheetoDust
      JustCheetoDust
      August 31, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      I give him Andre Braugher’s voice because I’m being fatuous.

      • LiaHansen
        LiaHansen
        August 31, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

        and of course Joyce is Patrick Warburton

        • AgentKeen
          AgentKeen
          August 31, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

          The real reason Ethan wants to date her.

        • JustCheetoDust
          JustCheetoDust
          August 31, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

          That would’ve been great for her struggles with cursing.

        • Lieutenant Dan
          Lieutenant Dan
          August 31, 2014 at 10:05 am | #

          Patrick Warburton would be a great Galasso.

    • Sir Robin
      Sir Robin
      August 31, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      Seconded, up until now all DoA voices have been coming from Futurama or MLP but Gravity Falls can work too. Who sounds like Mabel?

      • Sir Robin
        Sir Robin
        August 31, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

        Dina sounds like Fluttershy, don’t even debate this

        • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
          Gadgeteer Smashwidget
          August 31, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

          no, she has Applejack’s voice actress, for realz. Sarah sounds like Wendy from Gravity Falls, though.

          • Keroshino
            Keroshino
            August 31, 2014 at 1:01 am | #

            Nope! Sal is voiced by Applejack…get it right!!!

            • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              August 31, 2014 at 1:19 am | #

              but then who is Rarity, and who is Rainbow Dash?

              Because Dotty is definitely Twilight.

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                August 31, 2014 at 1:39 am | #

                Roz or Sarah as Rarity cos WHY NOT! ^_^

                • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
                  Gadgeteer Smashwidget
                  August 31, 2014 at 2:16 am | #

                  And Amber is Rainbow Dash, because athleticism.

              • Sir Robin
                Sir Robin
                August 31, 2014 at 7:25 am | #

                Dorothy is Twilight Sparkle, I agree, and Amber is Sari Sumdac. Billie sounds like Rainbow Dash

                No one sounds liek Rarity, she’s best pony and will NOT be imitated

        • Jen Aside
          Jen Aside
          August 31, 2014 at 3:48 am | #

          Dina: HEY HEY HEY STAY OUT OF MY SHED

          hmmm, no

      • Sir Robin
        Sir Robin
        August 31, 2014 at 9:01 am | #

        I take it back, Danny sounds like Nitz from Undergrands. I can’t unhear it

  13. Katie
    Katie
    August 31, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    THE DANNY DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      August 31, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

      Great idea, DoA cast in Shakespearean garb.

      • JustCheetoDust
        JustCheetoDust
        August 31, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

        Maybe two of those characters in said garb asking each other questions.

      • Ntrovert60
        Ntrovert60
        August 31, 2014 at 9:43 am | #

        Or Tom Stoppard. “Ethankrantz and Dannystern Are Dead”

  14. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    August 31, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    The straightness quivers

    • Thanks, I'll Have Another!
      Thanks, I'll Have Another!
      August 31, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      In more ways than one!

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        August 31, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

        As does the audience.

  15. newllend
    newllend
    August 31, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    That came out of no where this time.

  16. Boomwolf
    Boomwolf
    August 31, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    So the awkwardness is still lingering I see…

  17. Leorale
    Leorale
    August 31, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Yay, more Danny!!

    ….wait, when did this happen?!

    • newllend
      newllend
      August 31, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      Its long story I think everyone else encouraged.

  18. Rani
    Rani
    August 31, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Also, of all the ways the Joyce/Ethan bubble could have gotten burst, this is actually the best.

    • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      August 31, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

      but they don’t realise that they’re totally into each other yet, it might take a while to pop the bubble of sexual repression.

  19. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    August 31, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Sh-Shut up, it’s… yeah yeah, we know the drill by now.

  20. Emperor Kiva
    Emperor Kiva
    August 31, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Aaaaaand we’re back to these two.

  21. Sam
    Sam
    August 31, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Pff, yeah, what kind of person doesn’t draw nostrils and fingernails?

    …Wait a minute…lack of fingernails, lack of nostrils…THAT’S THE WAY WALKY’S ART TEACHER FORCED HIM TO DRAW. I’VE CRACKED THE MYSTERY, HE DREW ROBO-VAC.

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      August 31, 2014 at 1:29 pm | #

      nah, that was for drawing lips

      and earlobes, maybe

  22. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    August 31, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    Flirtations abound and I’m all the more happier for them.

  23. Glacirus
    Glacirus
    August 31, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    From one same-sex ship fuel to another!

    • Catullus
      Catullus
      August 31, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      I would argue that Billie/Ruth has gone beyond just fuel by this point…

      • Rosicrucian
        Rosicrucian
        August 31, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

        I would argue that Billie/Ruth needs to have the fire department called.

        • Jackson
          Jackson
          August 31, 2014 at 12:55 am | #

          And fast.

        • John
          John
          August 31, 2014 at 1:39 am | #

          Been there, done that, puked on the T-shirt.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      August 31, 2014 at 10:48 am | #

      From the least emotionally healthy development to possibly the best.

  24. Dani Kelley
    Dani Kelley
    August 31, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    Ethan is kinda hot in that last frame. Ya know. Just sayin’.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      August 31, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      He’s a tall chunk of well-chinned dude.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      August 31, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

      The second-to-last frame is lovely, too.

    • Koms
      Koms
      August 31, 2014 at 6:46 am | #

      Which is why even Joyce wants to go town on him..whatever that means

  25. Lonas
    Lonas
    August 31, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    I see Danny finally has someone he can exchange witty banter with,he feels attracted to,and makes him feel liked. Now how can we help ease him into being comfortable with the attraction part? Roz?

    • Dr. Zeus
      Dr. Zeus
      August 31, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

      As well intentioned as she may be I don’t think Roz would help.

      • Lonas
        Lonas
        August 31, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

        I wonder if the same result would happen with Joe. Dorothy will probably mention not being surprised if she finds out about this.

        • Rani
          Rani
          August 31, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

          You know that cliche about an ex feeling really insecure because his/her ex discovered his/her sexual orientation after their relationship ended…?

          …yeah…

          • Lonas
            Lonas
            August 31, 2014 at 12:44 am | #

            Rani….I think I heard that name somewhere….Doctor Who maybe? And didn’t that cliche technically happen to shortpacked Amber?

            • TJ Baltimore
              TJ Baltimore
              August 31, 2014 at 7:54 am | #

              “Rani” (रानी) is Hindi for “queen”.

              • Kerry
                Kerry
                August 31, 2014 at 8:32 am | #

                rani (רָנִי) also means “my joy” or “my song” in hebrew

                • Lonas
                  Lonas
                  August 31, 2014 at 10:30 am | #

                  Considering Rani’s gravitar, the hebrew translation works. Hindi works, but in a number of other ways.

            • Rani
              Rani
              August 31, 2014 at 11:21 am | #

              You’re all right, but you’ve all missed the one translation that applies.

              It’s my actual name. It’s Arabic for “Vigilant”. And in case you’re wondering, I have run into hilarious situations due to the fact that at least a sixth of the world’s population understands my first name to be traditionally a feminine one.

              And I HAVE been vigilant for the reappearance of The Rani in Doctor Who. My family motto might as well be “Every female character in Doctor Who is The Rani until she isn’t.”

              • Lonas
                Lonas
                August 31, 2014 at 4:38 pm | #

                Hooray for learning! Also, my theories/hopes for that Missy lady in recent episodes are The Rani,the eternal known as Death, or The Master. Super hoping for The Rani or Death though after learning more about them and how it could work after the 50th anniversary stuff.

                • Rani
                  Rani
                  August 31, 2014 at 4:50 pm | #

                  Missy’s probably as high probability as it’s ever gotten. But between her name being a possible abbreviation of Mistress, and Moffat chomping at the bit to do a sequence like the one where Doctor Ten connected the dots and realized YANA meant “You Are Not Alone”, all signs are pointing to The Master. Who apparently beat The Doctor to a female regeneration. (Now what does that say about Moffat’s opinion of female Doctors?)

        • Dr. Zeus
          Dr. Zeus
          August 31, 2014 at 12:39 am | #

          … You know I could really see Danny going to Joe about how he is confused only for him to say that he “should hit that ’cause he’s an 9 and you’re a 7” or something. I, oddly enough, could see him being a good influence on Danny accepting this part or himself.

          • fogel
            fogel
            August 31, 2014 at 9:46 am | #

            Joe has certainly been upset about Danny not getting any even when it was right there…

  26. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    August 31, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    Age does not make things good, good things last longer.

    • LiaHansen
      LiaHansen
      August 31, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

      Not necessarily.

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        August 31, 2014 at 12:59 am | #

        Once again, case in point: Kirby. >_>

  27. Cattleprod
    Cattleprod
    August 31, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    I eagerly await the Kirby fans who will complain about Danny’s position. And the Kirby detractors who will be equally angry at Ethan, both sides firmly convinced Willis is arguing against them, personally.

    • Aubri
      Aubri
      August 31, 2014 at 1:08 am | #

      Man, I was going to say something, but you’ve made me not want to anymore.

  28. Keroshino
    Keroshino
    August 31, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    My Little Danny Can’t Be This Cute!

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      August 31, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

      My Little Danny, Boyfriend-Ship Is Magic

    • Kerry
      Kerry
      August 31, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

      do not sully this ship with references to siscon anime/manga

      • Lonas
        Lonas
        August 31, 2014 at 10:31 am | #

        Siscon?

        • chisci
          chisci
          August 31, 2014 at 1:07 pm | #

          like lolicon but instead of little girls with sisters I guess?

        • Kerry
          Kerry
          August 31, 2014 at 4:17 pm | #

          abbreviated form of “sister complex”
          it’s a thing
          a creepy thing

          • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
            Gadgeteer Smashwidget
            August 31, 2014 at 7:50 pm | #

            an unfortunately common thing in the darker parts of Japanese media

  29. newllend
    newllend
    August 31, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    I think there’s a large portion of fans in comment section that will ship anything.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      August 31, 2014 at 11:30 am | #

      I find it weird you make this comment in a strip where shipping is very much being encouraged. Hell Danny being bisexual specifically so Ethan could be shipped with him.

  30. Dr. Zeus
    Dr. Zeus
    August 31, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

    Well, I guess Dan isn’t a wine snob.

  31. William Donohue
    William Donohue
    August 31, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

    And what’s up with the Robo-Vac guy drawing ears with 5’s in them? SOME KIND OF CODE?!

  32. T Campbell
    T Campbell
    August 31, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

    I’m mildly surprised to see these two hangin’ out and being snarky-flirty so soon after that awkward “I’M NOT ATTRACTED TO DUDES, WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO ONE SAID I WAS, SHUT UP” bit. If not for things David’s leaked elsewhere, I would’ve expected Danny to retreat to his dorm room for a little while (Joe’s company is nothing if not heterosexual).

    The fact that he’s still around, even if still in denial, is probably a sign of just how into Ethan he is right now. Which is partly cute genuine attraction and partly his almost OCD serial monogamy, but that’s the whole Danny package.

    • Kerry
      Kerry
      August 31, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

      /dies of cute

  33. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    August 31, 2014 at 12:21 am | #

    Quick, everybody stop shipping it or we’ll get a repeat of yesterday!

    • Ryune
      Ryune
      August 31, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

      Man-on-man kissing? Yes please.

      • AgentKeen
        AgentKeen
        August 31, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

        I meant man-on-man kissing in the most f’ed up way that makes it hard to watch.

        • Lonas
          Lonas
          August 31, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

          So one man standing on another man’s shoulders while kissing a different man on a different other man’s shoulders?

          • LiaHansen
            LiaHansen
            August 31, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

            there is a certain website I am known to frequent with a border quite similar to that which you describe, and I assure you it is quite lovely.

            • Zach
              Zach
              August 31, 2014 at 1:02 am | #

              Link please!

          • JustCheetoDust
            JustCheetoDust
            August 31, 2014 at 12:41 am | #

            …the Aristocrats! (rated PG version)

          • J-Debs
            J-Debs
            August 31, 2014 at 12:51 am | #

            Hard to watch not hard to do.

      • Kerry
        Kerry
        August 31, 2014 at 12:42 am | #

        psh, of course danny would want some man-on-man kissing

    • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      August 31, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

      But these two started out as friends, they’ll be fine.

      ^Famous Last Words 😛

      • AgentKeen
        AgentKeen
        August 31, 2014 at 12:51 am | #

        Instead of alcohol, they have Amber.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      August 31, 2014 at 10:53 am | #

      But neither of them are depressed, self-destructive alcoholics. The only way they could approach that level of fucked up would eb to have a threesome with Blaine.

      • AgentKeen
        AgentKeen
        August 31, 2014 at 4:02 pm | #

        Don’t challenge Willis.

        • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
          Gadgeteer Smashwidget
          August 31, 2014 at 4:14 pm | #

          Don’t ever challenge Willis. This is Rule 0 of Willis comics.

  34. Ryune
    Ryune
    August 31, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

    Guh, stop being so adorable guys.

  35. Lea
    Lea
    August 31, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

    Now kiss.

  36. jose231ful
    jose231ful
    August 31, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

    Its not that I want you to like me or anything baka!

  37. Beachfox
    Beachfox
    August 31, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

    Danny and Sarah need to get together and have coffee while comparing notes on denying your attraction to someone while you blush and look at their butt.

    Their love interests are roommates, after all.

    • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      August 31, 2014 at 1:15 am | #

      Actually, all three of them should get together and squee about how cute Jacob’s butt is. They can be Jacob groupies!

      • Kerry
        Kerry
        August 31, 2014 at 4:01 am | #

        /is now wondering what kinds of guys danny is attracted to

        • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
          Gadgeteer Smashwidget
          August 31, 2014 at 6:07 am | #

          nerdy guys?

          • Kerry
            Kerry
            August 31, 2014 at 6:09 am | #

            walky…?

            • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              August 31, 2014 at 6:11 am | #

              nerdy, muscular guys?

              I’m not sure Danny likes caramel. Besides, Walky would probably annoy Danny a lot.

              • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
                Gadgeteer Smashwidget
                August 31, 2014 at 6:18 am | #

                Thinking on it and looking at the art, I’m not actually sure if Ethan is muscular or just broad-shouldered and tall.

              • Kerry
                Kerry
                August 31, 2014 at 6:25 am | #

                I would hope danny wouldn’t be racist…?
                also, if he’s into beefier dudes, I’m pretty sure he’d be into jacob
                (how can you not be into jacob, tbh)

                • timemonkey
                  timemonkey
                  August 31, 2014 at 10:55 am | #

                  I’ve never understood Jacob’s appeal to be honest.

                • JWLM
                  JWLM
                  August 31, 2014 at 11:40 am | #

                  To hazard a guess, Danny seems to be more panromantic than panerotic — he has to develop a romantic relationship with someone before he can really develop an erotic relationship with him or her. There’s no romantic chemistry between him and Jacob, and so there’s no erotic chemistry between them.

                  (Remember that Danny and Amber/Amazi-girl had the same kind of thing. Amazi-girl shared many of Danny’s interests, and they developed a friendship before things started to get physical.)

                • timemonkey
                  timemonkey
                  August 31, 2014 at 12:50 pm | #

                  Danny was into Amazi-Girl before he found out anything about her.

                • Kerry
                  Kerry
                  August 31, 2014 at 4:14 pm | #

                  @timemonkey: I didn’t understand jacob’s appeal until I saw him in glasses and suspenders
                  @jwlm: I think you mean demisexual? and idk, I doubt it, since willis has outright stated danny’s bi
                  danny obviously finds people attractive before he develops feelings for them – just look at billie

          • JWLM
            JWLM
            August 31, 2014 at 12:56 pm | #

            Sweet, kind, supportive nerdy guys who share his interests?

            • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              Gadgeteer Smashwidget
              August 31, 2014 at 1:22 pm | #

              ^This.

  38. jose231ful
    jose231ful
    August 31, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

    darn it someone beat me to it ;-;

  39. Rosicrucian
    Rosicrucian
    August 31, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

    Prediction: Joyce will ask Ethan how his day went, he’ll gush about Danny, and she’ll overreact that Ethan is catching the gays again.

    And then she will Sink. This. Ship. But not before setting it on fire.

    • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      August 31, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

      Stop injecting reality into our ship, you might sink it prematurely!

      • Rosicrucian
        Rosicrucian
        August 31, 2014 at 12:52 am | #

        Unless Willis really wants to spite us, they’re already both in counseling at the point he’s writing from.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      August 31, 2014 at 10:56 am | #

      It’s funny you think Joyce has enough influence over Ethan to sink a ship. She’s his beard, he’s using her to fool others and her naivite to fool himself. It’s doomed to failure and the fun is watching them not realise they’re already on fire and spinning out of control towards the earth.

  40. Gadgeteer Smashwidget
    Gadgeteer Smashwidget
    August 31, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

    Happy not-death day, Opus the Poet! May you continue to be an unkillable badass.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      August 31, 2014 at 1:32 am | #

      Thank you, so far my Death Day has been super badass, less than an hour away from the confetti shower.

      • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
        Gadgeteer Smashwidget
        August 31, 2014 at 2:07 am | #

        I’m totally using today as an excuse to have a Crunch Bar covered Drumstick icecream. 😀

        • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
          Gadgeteer Smashwidget
          August 31, 2014 at 6:20 am | #

          aaaaaaand that sounded like product placement even though I didn’t mean for it to. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      August 31, 2014 at 12:26 pm | #

      Oh man, that’s right! Happy Death Day, you unstoppable biking machine.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        August 31, 2014 at 10:46 pm | #

        Thank You!

  41. SaveTheKakapo
    SaveTheKakapo
    August 31, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

    Everyone’s bi-curiouuuus~
    Everything is cool when you play on both teams~

    • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      August 31, 2014 at 6:09 am | #

      except when it’s not because of biphobiaaaaa~

      oh wait is that too sad for a version of “Everything is awesome”?

    • gwalla
      gwalla
      September 1, 2014 at 12:53 am | #

      Speaking of which, I imagine whenever a shipper gets canon confirmation their reaction is something like this.

  42. Lonas
    Lonas
    August 31, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

    So is Danny gonna pull a J.D. or actually come to grips with being bi? Maybe I’m reading far too much into J.D.?

  43. Black Bumblebee
    Black Bumblebee
    August 31, 2014 at 12:35 am | #

    Odd… If you told me last month that I’d want Danny and Ethan to be in a relationship, I’d have laughed… yet, they seem to really work well off of each other.

  44. Khaner
    Khaner
    August 31, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

    Dan continues to Dan things up. Even his own bisexuality is Dannable.

  45. epershannd
    epershannd
    August 31, 2014 at 12:50 am | #

    “‘It’s just stylized’ is often an excuse for awkward art” –God, I’ve wanted to say this to so many people during art school critique…

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      August 31, 2014 at 1:47 pm | #

      Art is inherently subjective. The best criteria I can come up with to refer to whether something is “bad” or “stylized” is whether the author made informed decisions when drawing or if they just don’t care or know about anatomy, but that is often impossible to tell. How an artist responds to criticism will usually, in my experience, tell you more about their worth as an artist, but even that still comes down to my personal ideas of what a good artist is or isn’t. Speaking in objective terms like Ethan is always strikes me as a bit pompous. It is okay, you know, to say “I don’t like the look of it” without trying to argue that there’s some objective flaw there.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        August 31, 2014 at 10:49 pm | #

        Exactly, I’m reminded of the Agatha Christie novel where a major character said there was a difference between artists that won’t draw, and “artists” who can’t draw.

      • epershannd
        epershannd
        August 31, 2014 at 11:29 pm | #

        i get what you’re saying, and i do respect that everyone has different styles. but i know a lot of classmates who use “style” to excuse their poor technique and/or laziness. they’re super stubborn about valid critiques from the professor and other peers about the way they draw, and the same excuse keeps getting said: “i just like to draw this way” or “this is just my style”. like you said, informed decisions are important. i know it’s okay to just not be into a certain artist’s style–it can be subjective, so when that happens i just leave my feelings out of it and critique objectively. it’s just that the certain people i was thinking about in my original comment aren’t making informed decisions, or paying a whit of attention to anatomy, or are otherwise just drawing thoughtlessly and passing it off as style.

  46. J-Debs
    J-Debs
    August 31, 2014 at 12:52 am | #

    As a straight guy who likes straight people doing straight things, I ship it.

  47. highvoltage988
    highvoltage988
    August 31, 2014 at 12:55 am | #

    Dissing Jack Kirby? Danny can go fuck himself.

    • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      August 31, 2014 at 1:13 am | #

      Bu-but(t), he wants Ethan-senpai~

      • Usayasha
        Usayasha
        September 1, 2014 at 5:16 am | #

        When he apologizes for what he said about Jack Kirby, Ethan might fuck him. But until then, he’ll have to go fuck himself.

  48. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    August 31, 2014 at 1:09 am | #

    Ethan knows damn well he himself is gay.
    Danny crossed his legs to hide the physical proof of his feelings after Ethan tackled him and he then had his little fantasy day dream.

    Yeah right. Nothing to see here guys, move along. Just a closet gay and an oblivious guy rolling in the grass.

    • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      August 31, 2014 at 1:14 am | #

      You sound… angry regarding this ship.

    • spw44
      spw44
      August 31, 2014 at 1:20 am | #

      More like closet bisexual… We do exist, you know. People don’t have to be exclusively gay or straight.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        August 31, 2014 at 1:48 am | #

        Original poster said closet GAY and oblivious GUY, referring to Ethan and Danny, respectively.

  49. TheOthin
    TheOthin
    August 31, 2014 at 1:10 am | #

    Did… did Danny just pass the Reverse Bechdel Test?

    • LiaHansen
      LiaHansen
      August 31, 2014 at 1:19 am | #

      hmm. Does it count when they’re also flirting?

      • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
        Gadgeteer Smashwidget
        August 31, 2014 at 1:27 am | #

        Probably not, I mean, DoA Danny is pretty much unable to pass the Reverse Bechdel Test.

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        August 31, 2014 at 1:48 pm | #

        It does if they’re not flirting with girls.

      • TheOthin
        TheOthin
        August 31, 2014 at 3:59 pm | #

        Lesbians flirting passes the standard Bechdel Test, so I’m gonna say yes.

      • John
        John
        August 31, 2014 at 10:04 pm | #

        I think the point of the “not talking about a dude” clause of the Bechdel Test is that the focus is on the ladies, not that it’s not a romantic focus, so I’d say they passed.

        Though it’s an interesting point: If guys get to star in action movies and dramas and romances and comedies and so on, and ladies only get to star in romances, is that less sexist if some of their romances are with other ladies?

        • Usayasha
          Usayasha
          September 1, 2014 at 5:19 am | #

          Technically, being in a romance isn’t sexist, but the trend of ladies being in romances is. So a lesbian romance isn’t sexist, but if ladies don’t show up in any other genres, sexism will still exist. The fault is on the other genres for not including ladies, not the romances for being the only ones to include them.

  50. Ben
    Ben
    August 31, 2014 at 1:11 am | #

    I can almost hear Danny calling him a Baka.

  51. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    August 31, 2014 at 1:12 am | #

    Not that I don’t think they’d be great together. They really seem to be drawn to each other.
    Ethan needs a friend and so does Danny. Looks like they may be that.

    The way they were flirting and rolling in the grass: yeah they are cute. Just stop bs and go for it.

  52. Tom Speelman
    Tom Speelman
    August 31, 2014 at 1:27 am | #

    Bonding through arguing over comic books: now THAT is love!

  53. chouji
    chouji
    August 31, 2014 at 1:36 am | #

    cant wait for the confused rants in his own head while staring at the ceiling

  54. thatindianguy
    thatindianguy
    August 31, 2014 at 2:09 am | #

    Hmmmm it’s been a while since it happened but I still don’t know if I like this development. I have zero problem with Danny being bi but I was really hoping for a solid friendship between these two. Plus it kind of changes Danny’s place in the story and I liked him where he was.

    • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      August 31, 2014 at 2:20 am | #

      being a sort-of enabler for Amber?

      • thatindianguy
        thatindianguy
        August 31, 2014 at 2:37 am | #

        No I meant as a sort of straight man for the rest of the crowd bouncing from story to story. I feel like he provided a nice contrast because unlike them he does not have a lot of internal issues. Be sided Amber has Dorothy to be her enabler now.

        • Kerry
          Kerry
          August 31, 2014 at 3:05 am | #

          lol “straight man”

          • thatindianguy
            thatindianguy
            August 31, 2014 at 3:52 am | #

            I walked right into that one.

            • Lonas
              Lonas
              August 31, 2014 at 10:36 am | #

              I was wondering how long this set of comments would happen.

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          August 31, 2014 at 11:01 am | #

          He’ll probably keep his role as straight man. He’ll likely react to his newfound bisexuality the same way he reacts to everything. Remember, he still has a girlfriend, for now at least, so while this is a bit of a surprise for him it’s not something he’s currently looking to pursue.

          • thatindianguy
            thatindianguy
            August 31, 2014 at 11:56 am | #

            Yeah but I doubt that Willis is going to let sleeping dogs lie on this one. Also I think he might be breaking up with Amber.

            • timemonkey
              timemonkey
              August 31, 2014 at 12:48 pm | #

              WE can only hope.

  55. Nothri
    Nothri
    August 31, 2014 at 2:19 am | #

    Ohh look someone doesn’t like Danny! How original!

    • Clif
      Clif
      August 31, 2014 at 8:17 am | #

      Hey, I personally liked Danny jist fine until I just learned he dousn’t appreciate the greatest comic artist ever.

  56. TemplarKnight
    TemplarKnight
    August 31, 2014 at 2:22 am | #

    Who knew a storyline named The Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit would be this gay?

    • Kerry
      Kerry
      August 31, 2014 at 3:06 am | #

      you mean this bi?
      (and slightly gay on ethan’s part, but mostly bi)

      • JWLM
        JWLM
        August 31, 2014 at 12:11 pm | #

        Nah — Amber was merely Ethan’s first beard. Somewhere, there’s canon about Amber and Ethan in bed after the prom in a strip entitled “Bad times to realize you’re gay”. (It shows Leslie in bed with Leo and saying ‘Hey, is your sister still single,’ and Ethan in bed with Amber, and…somebody on the phone with his mother and one other.) Joyce is Amber v. 2.

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          August 31, 2014 at 12:47 pm | #

          I think they were saying the story was mostly bi on account of the multiple bisexual characters getting focussed on (Danny, Billie, Ruth) and a little gay on account of the one gay character (Ethan).

          • Kerry
            Kerry
            August 31, 2014 at 4:10 pm | #

            timemonkey got it V:

        • Gigafreak
          Gigafreak
          August 31, 2014 at 1:35 pm | #

          I think you’ve got that mixed up with this Shorpacked page.

          • JWLM
            JWLM
            August 31, 2014 at 2:39 pm | #

            You’re right, I did. The scene with Ethan and Amber is in one of her flashbacks.

  57. Dubstowel
    Dubstowel
    August 31, 2014 at 2:25 am | #

    Another Slipshine perhaps?

  58. acher4
    acher4
    August 31, 2014 at 2:52 am | #

    Great smiles on the last panels.
    Sth nice after that train wreckage from yesterday :(.

  59. Yarrr
    Yarrr
    August 31, 2014 at 3:18 am | #

    He’s got a point though.

  60. Kerry
    Kerry
    August 31, 2014 at 3:43 am | #

    /tries to erase the memory of devastating billie/ruth awfulness by repeatedly reading this strip

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      August 31, 2014 at 12:31 pm | #

      I’m right there with you, Kerry.

  61. motorfirebox
    motorfirebox
    August 31, 2014 at 4:01 am | #

    Aw yiss, it’s about to get Slipshine up in here

    That’s my new new favorite euphemism for sex. “Hey baby wanna go make a Slipshine?”

  62. beege
    beege
    August 31, 2014 at 4:26 am | #

    Between the last few strips of Ruth/Billie and now Danny’s burgeoning sexual identity crisis I’m beginning to suspect that someone pulled the drama tag in DoA too.

    • Crumplepunch
      Crumplepunch
      August 31, 2014 at 5:45 am | #

      Did DoE ever have the drama tag left in? Pretty sure it was pulled in the first week of story time.

      • Blackbird
        Blackbird
        August 31, 2014 at 9:12 am | #

        It seems to have been pulled between panels 3 and 4 of the first strip:

        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/01-move-in-day/home/

    • hubble
      hubble
      August 31, 2014 at 6:03 am | #

      maybe there is only one large universal drama tag with immediate effect in every single comic universe there is?

  63. Sean
    Sean
    August 31, 2014 at 5:53 am | #

    Oh god, it will take them FOREVER to realize it AND do something about it, right? *sigh* ^^;;

  64. Darkflame
    Darkflame
    August 31, 2014 at 7:00 am | #

    I hate it most when people use style to excuse impossible twisted (normally female) bodys.
    The excuse would be more believable if it wasn’t selectively stylized in that way and at least attempts to be realistic elsewhere. [/rant]

    • John
      John
      August 31, 2014 at 1:04 pm | #

      But… but… you can see her boobs and her butt [i]at the same time[/i]. The same time! Isn’t that worth any artistic sacrifice?!

      • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
        Gadgeteer Smashwidget
        August 31, 2014 at 1:33 pm | #

        Not when your spine hurts just by looking at the poses.

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          August 31, 2014 at 3:49 pm | #

          Yeah, at some point in my late twenties a switch flipped in my brain and I started saying “ouch, my back” to grotesque twists, superheavy breasts, organless waists, all that.

          It was a sad day; my experience appreciating media got substantially less sexy after that.

  65. MrSirk
    MrSirk
    August 31, 2014 at 7:38 am | #

    You’ve countered my criticism with a legitimate criticism of your own that makes me reanalyze everthing I’ve thought about it up till now. I didn’t realize I was talking to Mike.

  66. Reece crump
    Reece crump
    August 31, 2014 at 7:49 am | #

    Poor Amber… Don’t get me wrong I ship to the end of time but… Poor Amber.

  67. Mr. Morningstar
    Mr. Morningstar
    August 31, 2014 at 8:07 am | #

    B-baka Ethen… it’s not like I like you or anything….

  68. Jake
    Jake
    August 31, 2014 at 8:49 am | #

    Can someone explain Ethan’s reaction to Danny’s “better with age” comment? Was it a reference to something Ethan said earlier? Was it something to do with Jack Kirby? What about it needed a pause for Ethan to work out what Danny was saying?

    • Blackbird
      Blackbird
      August 31, 2014 at 9:08 am | #

      Pretty sure it was just a simple, lighthearted “dammit, I don’t have a response to that” sort of response. The pause was just when Ethan was trying to come up with a comeback.

    • DSL
      DSL
      August 31, 2014 at 10:03 am | #

      You have to take the facial expression into account as much as the words. Without the grin, it’s a declaration of dislike. With the grin, it’s sarcastic messin-with-ya. Possibly even banter-between-friends.
      Danny’s response, of course, is another can o’worms.

  69. Yu'Karaya
    Yu'Karaya
    August 31, 2014 at 10:26 am | #

    My ships are sailing and they won’t stop!

    • Lonas
      Lonas
      August 31, 2014 at 10:28 am | #

      Somewhere, beyond the sea,

      Somewhere, waiting for me,

      My shipping lands on golden sands!

      • Lonas
        Lonas
        August 31, 2014 at 10:50 am | #

        Unless you want a song inviting people to your ships.

        Come sail away with me
        Come sail away, come sail away
        Come sail away with me

        • Doom Shepherd
          Doom Shepherd
          August 31, 2014 at 1:44 pm | #

          Let me sail, let me sail,
          let the orinoco flow,
          Let me reach, let me beach
          On the shores of Tripoli.

  70. Lonas
    Lonas
    August 31, 2014 at 10:27 am | #

    Does Ethan actually suspect Danny’s mini-revelation of being bi/gay?(either/or speaking from Ethan’s perspective) I am either reading too much or too little in these EthanD comics. Also,I never hated Danny and didn’t realize that a lot of people actually did until I first found out about Danning it up.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      August 31, 2014 at 11:13 am | #

      Ethan’s likely so blinded by his own surpressed gayness he couldn’t see Danny’s revelation if it was cockslapping him in the face.

      • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
        Gadgeteer Smashwidget
        August 31, 2014 at 11:39 am | #

        This is the best sentence.

      • clodia
        clodia
        August 31, 2014 at 6:40 pm | #

        I could not have said it better myself.

    • neeks
      neeks
      August 31, 2014 at 11:34 am | #

      I think Ethan is too busy repressing and denying his own interests to even consider the possibility of other guys being interested in him. Or he could wave off hints of mutual interest as wishful thinking on his part.

      • Kerry
        Kerry
        August 31, 2014 at 4:07 pm | #

        I mean, last time he thought somebody else was gay, they turned out to be a trans woman, so…

  71. Jimbob
    Jimbob
    August 31, 2014 at 11:06 am | #

    >ctrl+f “baka”
    >only 5 results

    I’m disappointed

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      August 31, 2014 at 11:47 am | #

      Not everybody is in to anime rom-coms You just have to learn to accept that…

      • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
        Gadgeteer Smashwidget
        August 31, 2014 at 11:49 am | #

        but everyone should be.

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      August 31, 2014 at 1:24 pm | #

      bakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabakabaka

      which becomes silly after a while because it’s basically saying “horse deer”

  72. Aolbain
    Aolbain
    August 31, 2014 at 12:00 pm | #

    Oh thank God. I don’t think I could handle another day of Ruth/Billie (Buth? Rillie?) messiness.

    • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      August 31, 2014 at 12:53 pm | #

      we decided upthread that Billie/Ruth is known as Worthless.

      So we have Dorky and Worthless.

      • Aolbain
        Aolbain
        August 31, 2014 at 3:04 pm | #

        Oh, fitting.

      • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
        Gadgeteer Smashwidget
        August 31, 2014 at 8:43 pm | #

        Ooops, this was in yesterday’s strip’s comments, not today’s.

  73. Regalli
    Regalli
    August 31, 2014 at 12:24 pm | #

    God, stop being cute you two.

    Where’s Lucy and her powers of “now kiss!”ing when you need her?

    (Yeah, yeah, Danny needs to sort out things with Amber first, and come to terms with his own bisexuality, and they both need to realize the other’s romantically interested… But that last one could be easily dealt with via now kiss magic.)

  74. SonicBlueRanger
    SonicBlueRanger
    August 31, 2014 at 12:28 pm | #

    There is good Stylized art though. I’m a huge fan of Tracy Yardley of Sonic The Hedgehog fame.

    • StClair
      StClair
      August 31, 2014 at 6:49 pm | #

      Ken Steacy. Bruce Timm.
      in game illustration (mostly), David Deitrick.

  75. Deg
    Deg
    August 31, 2014 at 12:45 pm | #

    This whole webcomic is just one big cock tease, isn’t it?

  76. bertha
    bertha
    August 31, 2014 at 12:45 pm | #

    And so Ethan/Danny/Amber became an item….

  77. Nena
    Nena
    August 31, 2014 at 1:55 pm | #

    Ah, the late teens early twenties. Such a confusing time.

  78. Chengrel
    Chengrel
    August 31, 2014 at 3:15 pm | #

    The sexual tension here is palpable.

  79. Commander Clash
    Commander Clash
    August 31, 2014 at 3:49 pm | #

    Jack “King” Kirby and Stan “The Man” Lee are the heart and soul of Marvel Comics. And The Man is about the only thing that is keeping Disney from totally bastardizing in IMO. It will be a sad, SAD day for comics when The Man leaves us for the Great Comic-Com in the Sky.

    • gwalla
      gwalla
      September 1, 2014 at 12:57 am | #

      Other than obligatory cameos in the Marvel movies, Stan Lee doesn’t actually have much to do with Marvel anymore.

      Not sure what you mean by Disney totally bastardizing it. The comics have been pretty good lately, and the movies have been rocking.

  80. begbert2
    begbert2
    August 31, 2014 at 3:51 pm | #

    I can’t handle Danny’s smart guy/flirting eyes; they’re creeping me out.

    • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      August 31, 2014 at 4:01 pm | #

      Yeah, well, that’s just like, your opinion, man.

  81. Jacob Newburn
    Jacob Newburn
    August 31, 2014 at 5:00 pm | #

    I was holding back on telling you guys this because
    1: I didn’t want to seem like a douche
    and 2: I wanted to wait until this was at least a few hours old before I posted anything about this here.
    Anyways, I dubbed the first chapter of Dumbing of Age and thought you guys might like to see it. It’s got a lot of talented people behind it and if you guys would take the time to watch it, that would be great! Thanks :).
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFoC2zoQq7A

    • Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      Gadgeteer Smashwidget
      August 31, 2014 at 7:32 pm | #

      OMG I love it ^_^

  82. Nogre
    Nogre
    August 31, 2014 at 5:22 pm | #

    This ship came out of nowhere, and I’m loving it. However, I’m in the middle of an archive binge and I have to admit that this chemistry did exist on occasion with Amber, too. I’d forgotten that. It still seems stronger here between these two, though. Also, this is the first time I had a M/M ship in this strip that I could really get into, and I’m really hoping it’ll survive somehow. A Slipshine would be great, too!

    • John
      John
      August 31, 2014 at 9:51 pm | #

      Nowhere? They’ve both been talking about how attractive they think the other is since the first time they laid eyes on each other.

  83. Stranger
    Stranger
    August 31, 2014 at 5:35 pm | #

    Hey, rather Kirbys art style than Stan Lee’s bizarre writing.

  84. Grace
    Grace
    August 31, 2014 at 5:42 pm | #

    Um Danny, your bi is showing.

  85. Voiddragon13
    Voiddragon13
    August 31, 2014 at 6:02 pm | #

    *crossing fingers* I am wishing that this ship into reality. Please let this ship be reality. It is just so cute of a ship!

  86. S'toon
    S'toon
    August 31, 2014 at 8:19 pm | #

    How will Amber/Amazigirl react when her boyfriend leaves her for her ex-boyfriend?

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      August 31, 2014 at 9:57 pm | #

      “Gee, I probably shouldn’t have lied and manipulated him”

      But Amber’s likely the one who will end things, Danny’s a clinger.

    • Orangey
      Orangey
      September 1, 2014 at 4:49 pm | #

      i know right, one part of me really loves danny and ethan together because damn they are adorable, but then i remember that amber has been dumped once because of ethan’s preference for boys and man if she has to go through that with danny and for him to go and get with her ex-boyfriend i think that would just tip her over the
      edge and she has been through enough already

      but dang they are so adorable together. so adorable.

  87. Jade
    Jade
    September 1, 2014 at 12:46 am | #

    I never thought I would go “aww” over a squiggly text balloon tail, but there you go; perfect way of expressing a faltering/embarrassed voice (≧ω≦). Seaworthy or not, I want this ship to sail, even if it ends in a viking funeral 😀

  88. Lord Geovanni
    Lord Geovanni
    September 1, 2014 at 5:10 am | #

    Don’t worry Willis we don’t think your art style is bad.

  89. Timni
    Timni
    September 6, 2014 at 7:30 pm | #

    Awwww look at that little BI. So cute!

  90. CleverCrumbish
    CleverCrumbish
    October 12, 2014 at 7:09 pm | #

    A computer science undergrad awkwardly discovering his own bisexuality in college while making foolish mistakes and trying to be a good person? Why would I identify strongly with Danny that is a ludicrous idea.

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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
y'know there's not an awful lot of rocketeering in The Rocketeer
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wint @dril.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Man if they were arresting judges then this'd be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard but thankfully that's not happening.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Stop making the one toy I want the super-expensive chase, Auldey!!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
And that's why you have Jesus wear a condom!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
It's #webcomicday? We have a special day??? Well, my name is Pat McHoarney and I draw 69 Mouse-Ear Blvd, a multigenerational story about women who all have sexy legs and probably other features. There was a grandmother, but she wasn't hot and so she died off-panel.
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Elizabeth Holmes is in prison for defrauding investors through her blood-testing company, Theranos. Her partner, Billy Evans, is now trying to raise money for a company that describes itself as “the future of diagnostics.” nyti.ms/3FbtZm9
Elizabeth Holmes and Billy Evans, sitting closely on a couch. A headline reads:
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Chris McFeely @chrismcfeely.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
That's the most upsetting LEGO Thing minifig possible
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LEGO Marvel Studios The Fantastic Four: First Steps Fantastic Four vs. Galactus will release June 1st ($59.99) - bit.ly/3F4uRci #ad
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
what's going on with tariffs right now i dunno, what time is it today
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Chet @sealless.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
This @bransonreese.bsky.social four panel is never completely out of my head.
Four panel comic by Brandon Reese titled Animal Crackers.  In each panel Groucho Marx is speaking.

1 - One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas 
2 - How I worked up the courage to kill a living thing I'll never know.
3 - (silent)
4 - They mourn their dead, as we do.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609767... selling my netflix war for cybertron megatron -- the walmart exclusive one that came with pinpointer and lionizer (but being sold here without pinpointer and lionizer)
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Gran... IS ALIVE? okay, juliette still has brown hair, so this is probably definitely a flashback i'm just surprised that the comic has remembered her, at all
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