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Unfortunately, a lot of Americans basically have to teach themselves if they want to even be mildly proficient in reading or writing. 10th-grade textbooks here are written as though the reader has a 6th- or 7th-grade reading level. We even fail at our own system for determining reading level. What the hell America.
I have Issues with this statement. The assumption that learning materials should always meet or push the educational boundary of those learning from them is, simply put, bad. Instructions to construct a table from IKEA are written to be as simple as functionally possible, so that anyone can learn it. Instructions to build a mathematical equation (or anything else) should be the same: simple enough to be understood by anyone educated to the point of understanding the simplest means of explaining it. Or, to put it more simply, don’t make the student work harder than they need to to learn. Learning should be fun, not tedious.
Obfuscative jargon for sesquipedalian loquaciousness’ sake is downright disingenuous. “I’m trying to teach you, but you’re not smart enough to understand me.” Nothing burns away a student’s desire to learn as fast as being told you’re too stupid to learn something.
@NaughtbutaHoax — I’ve taught mathematics at every level between remedial College Algebra (not Abstract Algebra, although I’ve taught that, too) to advanced graduate courses. I have some bad news for you: at every level, learning math requires practice, just as mastery of any other technical skill does. Unless you’re doomed to be a mathematician, the odds are very good that you’ll find that practice tedious — but your teacher or professor will look at you with a distinct lack of sympathy and say “Sorry you feel that way. Now get back to work.”
And they’ll be right. If it came easily, then we wouldn’t have to teach it. We have to teach it because it doesn’t come easily to most folks.
My friend likes to tell the brief tale of the time her friend’s aunt and uncle from Australia visited her in the u.s. and they were going hiking and she wanted to make sure everyone had their fannypacks.
but we know there’s going to be an m/m slipshine, and as far as we know, the only dudes who like dudes in the main cast are ethan and danny
who else would it be?
That was a one strip gag. Ethan/Danny was a whole mini-storyline that was not only serious, but also crazy-whacked-out adorbz. Even if they don’t ultimately end up together, there’s clearly at least going to be some kind of romantical interaction there.
“Nothing in the old stuff said he wasn’t also into dudes, and even if there was, a person can understand himself better over time, especially what his junk is into.”
Well said. I’m stealing this quote for explaining the problems with complaining about m/m fanfiction generally with “but he’s straight in canon!”.
@Random: That is hardly a defensible argument though. Point in fact, there is nothing to say there is not an invisible, intangible, and silent pink unicorn reading over your shoulder right now. Just because you can’t prove that it does not exist does not mean that it may, in fact, exist. Given two mutually exclusive options (does/does not exist; also likes/does not also like; ect), the option that is more probable and/or requires the least contrary proof is most likely to be right.
@Kaoy: Occum’s razor is great, but calling something unlikely and calling something unreasonable are different things. If the cast has 6 guys and one is openly gay, there is a 1/4 chance that one of the other men are into men at all. hardly slim pickings. and that’s if you avoid using the Kindsy scale. (absolute zeros are rare)
TLDR: Your analogy breaks down because unlike unicorns that READ, gays exist.
I think you might be misunderstanding the ALT text.
Wikipedia’s article on the false dilemma (also called false dichotomy, or — most relevantly — the fallacy of false choice) just refers to the fact that Danny is saying, “I can’t be GAY, because I’m pretty sure I LIKE GIRLS. I need to reassert my HETEROSEXUALITY,” and failing to realize that there’s a third option.
It doesn’t necessarily mean that hooking up with Amazi-Girl is a mistake right now, except in as much as that would be a bad idea under even ideal circumstances with Amber’s current emotional high and how they left things and Danny’s own emotional state.
Plus, poor Amber, she might wind up in bed with another guy who’s thinking about dicks instead of her.
DANIEL WILCOX! HOW DARE YOU SEDUCE JOYCE’S GAY BOYFRIEND! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! WILLIS IS NOW FACING MORE IDIOT COMMENTERS WHO DON’T KNOW WHAT BISEXUALITY IS, AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE WE’LL TELL EVERYONE ABOUT YOUR EMO PHASE IN ROOMIES!
Oh, and Amber dear, congratulations on the awesome newspaper article. The other readers and I are so proud.
There’s a difference between rejecting someone because you found someone more attractive, and rejecting someone because they represent a perfectly nice part of you that you’re choosing to repress out of some spiritual inertia. Virtue ethics, motherfucker.
What, do something with his girlfriend? Why? At the least, if he’s gonna pursue something with Ethan (or anyone else) he and Amber should talk and decide not to see each other officially first. But me? I still like Danny and Amber, so…
Don’t most people date exclusively if they are seeing someone more than once? Isn’t that the norm if you and your partner haven’t discussed and amicably agreed that it is fine to see other people? Amber certainly made it pretty obvious that Danny seeing other people was gonna bother her, and so did Danny back when he thought Amber and Amazigirl were two different people. So yes, if they are dating at all they are dating exclusively.
I’ve heard that if you set yourself to be a student, then the universe will send you teachers.
So… if you set yourself to be a confused bisexual, the universe sends you a traumatized super heroine for smooches. Huh.
seriously though, I am wracking my brain trying to think of what she could possibly want with an expression like that on her face
she looks like she’s about to jump him…
me too
I also know amber, dorothy, and sal aren’t bi either
as a bi person, the idea of being represented with every character still appeals to me, though
Wait, did Amazi-girl enter through the window (which would require her to get out another window, then through Danny’s), or break into Danny and Joe’s room?
That or slip in behind Danny when he opened the door, but I’m not sure even he’s that oblivious as to not notice Amazi-Girl right in the hallway.
My first reply here is supposed to have hypertext on ‘annoyed’ saying “You guys are awesome and I love you!”. Does it not work if you are the last comment in a chain (one that can’t be replied to)?
I’m reasonably certain the AmaziGirl would be comfortable reasserting their sexual chemistry, just as Ethan would be incredibly uncomfortable resseting their sexual chemistry. I don’t think that either will she or Ethan will ever manage to reassert Danny’s heterosexuality,
amazgil going t make sure youre not confused any more me bucko she going reassert, by inserting you into her slot but be warned your going to be hurting after she done with you..
Also, since I’m not getting notices or anything from this, I’m going to experiment with my email field until I get a Dinatar. Hopefully replacing a word of my email with “dina” will help.
Jaws reference kinda makes sense for a Dina fan. RAR!
You could do that. Or you could simply select a Dina strip you like + save image + cut down to size in Paint + upload image as your Gravatar @ gravatar.com, like I did. Only with Alice.
I don’t think a superhero jumping your bones is ever a bad thing. Unless they’re strong enough to break your bones. Or we’re considering long term and that means eventually a villain will hold you hostage.
I can see it now. Danny is captured by the Whiteboard Ding-Dong Bandit. He is held captive in Ding-Dong jail for days, until he can finally send a message out to his blue and gold savior, Amazi-Girl. She and the Bandit do battle, the Bandit armed with a Vibe-saber, and Amazi-Girl using only her wits and awesome badassitude. Amazi-Girl is victorious, and Danny is freed. However, being surrounded by so many ding-dongs for so long has officially made him come to terms with his bisexuality, thus causing him to pursue the muscle-chested Ethan, leaving poor Amazi-Girl behind and alone, with only her erotic fanfiction to keep her company. Ah, the woeful life of a true hero
Depends on your sex, I guess. If you’re female you’re at a higher risk to get thrown off a bridge or stuffed in a fridge. (*) And then there’s the Man of Steel vs. Woman of Kleenex thing.
I still vote for him with Amazi-girl. Just because I think thats the best association for their respective emotional hiccups. He just needs to learn to relax and be less fumbling with girls.
I vote for him with Amber and Amazi-girl AND Ethan. I know he’s been portrayed as very invested in his monogamy, but it’s still something I’d like to see.
Because nothing leads to sexy times like getting kidnapped by your girlfriend’s abusive father, discovering your girlfriend is secretly someone else you were friends with and was lying and manipulating you the entire time, then having them refuse to speak to you for a few days.
I still don’t understand why Billie would want Ruth to drink.
I would be looking forward to the ensuing action in Joe’s room, were it not a Willis comic and the next slipshine confirmed to be anything but a heterosexual act. By which I mean, something is going to go wrong, it’s going to all end in tears, and all the feels, just when it looks like things are starting to come together.
Danny, I think Amber can help you with that. Also, did she just here you? This isn’t awkward at all. It’s perfectly normal for a straight man to say something like that after hanging out with his girlfriend’s super-hot gay ex-boyfriend, right? Hah hah… hah.
Plot twist: not only is Danny bi now, he’s also the whiteboard ding-dong bandit! He was brainwashed by Blaine into defacing the whiteboards, and during sexytimes, Amazi-girl discovers his sharpie! Heartbroken, Amazi-girl is forced to break up with Danny and turn him in. Amazi-girl is further heartbroken when Danny replaces her affection with Ethan’s, and it appears that yet another lover of hers is actually gay. Danny being bi was all a part of Blaine’s cunning plan. BLAINE HAS THE LAST LAUGH!!
Well here’s your chance Danny! Nail your girlfriend. But um. Don’t bury the fact that you’re bi. That’s not healthy no no no bad Danny. Nail your girl, but understand that you are attracted to men and women and be okay with that.
You say that like Danny has been subjected to enough hatred and trauma to have a happy ending. That sort of realization wont happen overnight. It will probably take at least a week of in-comic time, and that means like a year of updates.
Oregon Trail 3? I loved that game! So it’s a party of three: Danny, Amber, and Ethan? Who’s gonna catch dysentery? And who’s gonna get to caulk the wagons?
Has anyone recognized my avatar yet? There are some people on here who should get it, but I realize the character looks very different than he usually does.
Don’t feel bad about the gaffes. I just got into it today even though it seems to have been going on all week. Most of what I’ve posted so far has been practice with the HTML tags under the guise of inane bullshit actual conversation.
According to Wikipedia, False Choice, Fallacy of the Excluded Middle, False Dichotomy, and Denying a Conjunct are all the same thing (among other terms).
Well, you’re right, on multiple levels. It looks to Danny like he has to choose between liking girls and liking boys, but he doesn’t have to (nor does he get to).
I really didn’t want Danny/Ethan to happen (because of Amber). But at least peaple are starting to hate Danny less. I aways think that everione hating him was kinda unfair
Agreed. Danny/Ethan happening will completely break Amber, and she’s already had more than her fair share of bad stuff happen to her. If Danny/Ethan happens I really hope it is after Amber moves on to someone else, and not yet another guy leaving her because they prefer a dude over her.
I’m kind of against the whole Ethan/Danny thing, not because of Amber, but because I’m not so sure that it would be best for Ethan. Remember, Ethan had complained before about how his being gay cost him everything… I think the best thing would be for him and Danny to become best friends, for it to be revealed that Ethan is gay, and for Danny to say “so? You’re still a friend”. It would show to Ethan that he can be gay and not let that override everything in his life.
But then, that’s what I think is best for the character, not necessarily for the story line or the humor. For those I will leave things in the author’s very capable hands.
One other thing… are we really so sure Amber would be broken by Danny being bisexual? Remember, Amber did have a dream about being with 2 guys, including a comment about “sure, go ahead and pay attention to each other”.
Having a boyfriend would be good for Ethan… but that wouldn’t show him that there’s more to life than sexuality (be it gay or straight).
He needs both a boy friend and platonic friends. I just think platonic (and accepting) friends are more critical. (Plus with his looks he would probably have no problem finding a partner, once he accepts his sexuality.)
I agree he needs platonic friends too, but I think it’d also be good to have a boyfriend so he can see that the world isn’t going to fall apart because he’s gay. He’s got a lot of angst regarding his sexuality, and I think a better way to approach his problem would be to realize you don’t lose things because you’re gay, you lose things because people are homophobic. I’d like to see him pursue a relationship with a guy because this is obviously something that means a lot to him and he needs to finally come to terms with the fact that he can’t just pretend he can get over it anymore.
In all honesty, his way of trying to find a life beyond sexuality ended him up with Joyce. He could stand to embrace it.
I don’t see why he can’t stay friends with amber?
plus, he and danny have great chemistry
that’s not just something that happens all the time, even if you are attractive
I believe there was a comic earlier that showed Amber was distancing herself from Ethan because, although she was supportive of him, she needed her own space at this time.
“Boooo, we hate Danny!”
“But wait, he’s really of this sexual orientation!”
“Yay! Now we love him!”
It’s really kind of fucked up when you think about it.
I never hated Danny. I thought maybe he was a little boring. His cluelessness was a little annoying. But this storyline is about him clueing himself in on himself, so maybe that’s why it makes people want to root for him?
Hold on to your pants everybody, because I’m about to blow this thing wide open.
It was Joyce.
Joyce had another crazy sex dream, woke up earlier than her usual early time and went to ask her best friend and known sinner, Dorothy, about sexy feelings. But Dorothy was already gone. Frustrated with her conflicting desires for Ethan and for God she grabbed the marker and drew a penis, as a small emotional outlet, hoping to feel some companionship with those around her who are so obsessed with the male member. She then went to erase it, but only then realised the marker was of the permanent kind. PANIC!
Flashback to Mike. Mike is an asshole. So he replaced some makers with permanent ones. Because he’s an asshole.
Back to Joyce, sobering from the crime she has just committed. No one can know what she has done, and so she rushes a cover up. She then went to each door in the hall, drawing a dingdong, each one growing more elaborate, finishing on her own door as so she would not be the only one without a door peener. She then snuck back into her room and went back to bed, to wait to discover it with everyone else later, but for everyone to just erase them on move on.
Unfortunately she went a bit other the top with her fake outrage and drew the attention of Amazi-Girl. Joyce had begun to feel bad, realising that an innocent may take the fall for her crime. She became very defensive when Dorothy’s name was even said. And even when Mike was brought up as a suspect, she was hesitant to bring up his obvious jerkiness. She even had to force out compliments for Amazi-Girl when everyone else was gushing over her.
So we have motive, means, opportunity, and a clear trail of guilt. A crime of passion? Maybe. But a crime none the less.
So who is at fault here? Joyce? Mike? Joyce. It is Joyce. Mike put the permanent marker there, but Joyce drew a whole bunch of wieners rather than just get some nail polish remover or something. Or maybe she drew them all before she realised it was permanent and it was too late to remove them all. Or maybe Mike did it because it was funny. Or like, Raidah, for some reason? Who knows?
I never really entertained the idea that it was Joyce, but she does want to emulate Sal and has tried recently to be a bad-ass . . . Nah, I still say that it’s SYDNEY YUS!
Okay. I’m definitely not a shipper or a yaoi lover so this went way above my head. I thought Danny was embarassed because he was realizing Ethan was gay, but… it’s the other way around I guess.
So is Dany gay? Bi? Does he really have feelings for Ethan? He sure didn’t blush like a schoolgirl like this when he was with Amazigirl…
Amber will really start to believe she’s turning men gay.
This reminds me of a girl I knew who would always complain about how all the men she loved were gay. Then I told her it was her fault for being into gay men in the first place. ^^
Now that you mention this one… I realize that I totally missed that one strip.
I guess there’s the fact Ethan and Danny are probably my least favorite characters in the comic. I guess I haven’t been paying attention and ended up confused.
Anyway. My main question here being… was there previous hints of him swinging both ways before this story arc? Either in DoA or in the previous Willis-verse incarnation?
On the one hand – AMBER YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP VIOLATING PEOPLE’S PRIVACY AND CERTAIN AMENDMENT RIGHTS AND YOUR BEHAVIOR TOWARD DANNY IS A LITTLE CREEPY IN A STALKER-ISH WAY THAT’S NOT NEARLY AS BAD AS RUTH AND BILLIE BUT STILL MAKES ME BORDERLINE UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN I STOP AND THINK ABOUT IT
On the other hand…oh man do I love me some Amber and Danny and their whole relationship dynamic DON’T EVER STOP BEIN’ CUTE NOW KISS AND MAKE UP
Other commenters have said similar things. I am personally torn about that dynamic, but there are some plus sides to it. Danny would be good for Amber because, let’s face it, Amber needs help. Helping Amber will help Danny’s sense of confidence, hopefully. Ethan will hopefully help Danny be less self-deprecating, and Ethan could really benefit from having a boyfriend and have something other than shame and embarrassment associated with being gay. Now the question is: can Ethan and Amber share?
True I had forgotten about his reaction to Amber claiming to be his girlfriend when he was dating Amazagirl.
But then there’s this weird part of me reasoning out the definition of a polyamory relationship, the fact that he didn’t see Amber as anything but a friend whilst he had a girlfriend who so happened to be said friend. It’s like a part of me agrees that he is faithful moreso than monogamous
But really it just sorta feels like Danny would just be a medium for Ethan and Amber providing for them what they need, but would they really be able to provide for him what he is in need of or would he find it in being with them? Ugh damn my mind.
Now I say that a part of me is coming up with these reasons, I am not shipping this or trying to force it in any way. Far too many things that I’ve enjoyed have been sullied by people shipping impossible and illogical pairings based upon viewers imagined situations such as a sexual tension that isn’t there just because they bumped into one another.
Ethan would be able to provide Danny with what he needs, much more so than Amber. Ethan is a person who primarily sees the good in people, tells them, and offers words of encouragement. Danny’s at a point where he doesn’t know who he is or his own strengths, and he doubts himself constantly. It’s why he clung to Dorothy, and is doing largely the same thing with Amber. Ethan’s the kind of person who would help Danny build his own strengths, in a way that neither Dorothy or Amber could do.
And all that leaves is Joyce to be completely heartbroken if and whenever she found out about it. Granted I really don’t agree with what their relationship is built upon, but still, Joyce is going to take it pretty hard.
They couldn’t share Mike in the Short Packed Universe….maybe here would be different since they do love one another as well? That actually….it might work. That is always my go to answer when you have a pretty balanced love triangle with affection on all sides.
The dry erase marker is the dog that didn’t bark. Mike took someone’s dry erase marker and replaced it with a non-erasable one. He didn’t draw them, but he’s the reason they are in permanent marker. Trusting that DYW isn’t just dropping a red herring there.
Well, there’s gonna be a male on male Slipshine. Whether or not it’s Danny is another story. We know Danny likes Ethan, but maybe Ethan doesn’t like him back (Unlikely, but Ethan’s only said that Danny’s attractive, but not that he was attracted to Danny).
All right, this has been bothering me for a while, and I had to ask: how would this scene have turned out if Joe got back to the room before Danny did?
After the 4rth panel I suddenly realized that Mike painted the whiteboards black with the perm. marker and then used the regular marker they found to help erase the parts that weren’t dongs.
Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore.
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It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908.
"You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
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wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
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Well, my name is Pat McHoarney and I draw 69 Mouse-Ear Blvd, a multigenerational story about women who all have sexy legs and probably other features. There was a grandmother, but she wasn't hot and so she died off-panel.
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Gran... IS ALIVE?
okay, juliette still has brown hair, so this is probably definitely a flashback
i'm just surprised that the comic has remembered her, at all
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GODDANNIT
I respect you for that.
AMBER ALERT!
There’s a missing child?
Seems like a Minor Inconvenience
“I’m SORRY for thinking LOVE was more important than stupid VAGINAS!”
Swiggity Swooty, Amber’s comin’ in for that- oh god I can’t even finish the thing, I’ll just let myself out.
i got you cuz. Swiggity Swooty Amber’s taking that booty.
Shes about to asses that ass!
She’s wants Danny to play with her fanny? (Non US-readers: and the pun works in all English dialects. So there.)
>US
>Reading
Not with that education system, you don’t.
Unfortunately, a lot of Americans basically have to teach themselves if they want to even be mildly proficient in reading or writing. 10th-grade textbooks here are written as though the reader has a 6th- or 7th-grade reading level. We even fail at our own system for determining reading level. What the hell America.
I have Issues with this statement. The assumption that learning materials should always meet or push the educational boundary of those learning from them is, simply put, bad. Instructions to construct a table from IKEA are written to be as simple as functionally possible, so that anyone can learn it. Instructions to build a mathematical equation (or anything else) should be the same: simple enough to be understood by anyone educated to the point of understanding the simplest means of explaining it. Or, to put it more simply, don’t make the student work harder than they need to to learn. Learning should be fun, not tedious.
Obfuscative jargon for sesquipedalian loquaciousness’ sake is downright disingenuous. “I’m trying to teach you, but you’re not smart enough to understand me.” Nothing burns away a student’s desire to learn as fast as being told you’re too stupid to learn something.
@NaughtbutaHoax — I’ve taught mathematics at every level between remedial College Algebra (not Abstract Algebra, although I’ve taught that, too) to advanced graduate courses. I have some bad news for you: at every level, learning math requires practice, just as mastery of any other technical skill does. Unless you’re doomed to be a mathematician, the odds are very good that you’ll find that practice tedious — but your teacher or professor will look at you with a distinct lack of sympathy and say “Sorry you feel that way. Now get back to work.”
And they’ll be right. If it came easily, then we wouldn’t have to teach it. We have to teach it because it doesn’t come easily to most folks.
Flashback.
Danny in panel 2: “I. Want. That. Booty.”
danny in panel 2: outrageous cutie
…I didn’t mean for that to rhyme, I swear
You just pulled that out of your derriere
No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Jen, relax, here have a peanut.
you… have an odd way of pronouncing that word
oh come on now don’t be absurd
You should watch more movies, I mean it.
Don’t want to–already seen it.
Ice ice baby…..vanilla ice ice baby
Annnd… we’re done, here (maybe).
Never gonna give this up
Nope, I’ll break the trend here, yup.
what have I created
A comment thread that goes unabated?
leaves much to be debated
Just a few more and I’ll be sated.
Given the subject matter, I am sure someone just masterbated.
Y’know, this reply train’s gotten pretty inflated…
But OUR replies aren’t to be under rated!
A rhyme train, from what been stated.
These rhyme trains are a tad overrated.
this shouldn’t even be debated
But I rather liked what we’d created…
Also what Amber’s thinking in panel 6.
That Danny Fanny.
Means something entirely different in the UK.
ಠ_ರೃ
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
I MUST USE THIS INNUENDO TO EMBARRASS MY BRITISH COUSINS
Fanny = Buttocks in the US
Fanny = Vagina pretty much everywhere else
Fanny: US=Ass, UK and Oz=Pussy
Which is hilarious, because “fanny” is often used by British characters here to mean “buttocks.”
My friend likes to tell the brief tale of the time her friend’s aunt and uncle from Australia visited her in the u.s. and they were going hiking and she wanted to make sure everyone had their fannypacks.
Isn’t Fanny a common name for girls in the U.K. Those poor girls.
Just like guys called Dick.
I wonder if there are any Fanny-Dick couples around…
Why not? There’s a guy named Dickson Poon (actress Michelle Yeoh’s husband in the late ’80s/early ’90s).
oh thanks for reminding me there’s a porn character called Annie Fannie [who nevertheless never actually shows any vag, GJ PLAYBOY]
She’s all about tit…illation.
The dream of that ship is over now, it was fun to make fun of while it lasted bit its over.
what makes you say that?
Man I don’t take random shippings serous anymore ever since people were getting on the Sal/Walky band wagon, (uuh).
um… danny/ethan isn’t random though?
they’re clearly both attracted to each other and they have chemistry
Doesn’t not mean it’s happening man, if that was the case Walky/Dina would have a nother chance of happening in this Universe on the account of this :
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/05-media-rumble/mine/
Same thing can be said about Danny and Sal I though I do admit I want love triangle there but still.
but we know there’s going to be an m/m slipshine, and as far as we know, the only dudes who like dudes in the main cast are ethan and danny
who else would it be?
Ethan and Duncan ?
Blaine/Galasso, natch
time to break this out then
NOOOOOOO NOT TV TROPES
*internets for FIVE HOURS*
That was a one strip gag. Ethan/Danny was a whole mini-storyline that was not only serious, but also crazy-whacked-out adorbz. Even if they don’t ultimately end up together, there’s clearly at least going to be some kind of romantical interaction there.
Also, the Sal/Walky thing was a joke.
Word of Willis is that he made Danny bi specifically so he would be a romantic option for Ethan. That doesn’t mean they’re going to end up together, but it does mean that the ship has not even begun to sail.
“Nothing in the old stuff said he wasn’t also into dudes, and even if there was, a person can understand himself better over time, especially what his junk is into.”
Well said. I’m stealing this quote for explaining the problems with complaining about m/m fanfiction generally with “but he’s straight in canon!”.
@Random: That is hardly a defensible argument though. Point in fact, there is nothing to say there is not an invisible, intangible, and silent pink unicorn reading over your shoulder right now. Just because you can’t prove that it does not exist does not mean that it may, in fact, exist. Given two mutually exclusive options (does/does not exist; also likes/does not also like; ect), the option that is more probable and/or requires the least contrary proof is most likely to be right.
@Kaoy: Occum’s razor is great, but calling something unlikely and calling something unreasonable are different things. If the cast has 6 guys and one is openly gay, there is a 1/4 chance that one of the other men are into men at all. hardly slim pickings. and that’s if you avoid using the Kindsy scale. (absolute zeros are rare)
TLDR: Your analogy breaks down because unlike unicorns that READ, gays exist.
@Zach: Are you saying that Unicorns are universally illiterate? Twilight Sparkle would beg to differ.
TMNT have you seen it?
Sneefee?
Apropos of nothing…
Ah. More journalism.
He’s got the column inches and she’s got a full page spread!
HOW ARE ALL YOU COMMENTERS DOING ALT TEXT THIS IS THE TOOL OF THE GODS
check under the comment box:
“NOTE – You can use these HTML tags and attributes:”
Words
(abbr title=”Hypertext”)Words(/abbr)
Remember to replace () with greater than/less than sybols.
***
Ahaaaaa
Oh, I see; I was using a href title instead. D’oh.
Why am I seeing weird underlining on some posts, and when I hover with the mouse, I see a question mark?
Never mind, I figured it out, my computer is messing with me.
Ha ha, Dangly parts.
Her Amazi-sense was tingling. And you know what that means.
Increased blood flow?
Pizza party?
More like a…burger party…?
And all Danny really wants is a sausagefest.Dissatisfying sex and a guy being cut off to ‘find out who they are’?
I was optimistic, but then I read the hover-text. They could still have good sex though and THEN have a scarring revelation made all the worse by sex.
I think you might be misunderstanding the ALT text.
Wikipedia’s article on the false dilemma (also called false dichotomy, or — most relevantly — the fallacy of false choice) just refers to the fact that Danny is saying, “I can’t be GAY, because I’m pretty sure I LIKE GIRLS. I need to reassert my HETEROSEXUALITY,” and failing to realize that there’s a third option.
It doesn’t necessarily mean that hooking up with Amazi-Girl is a mistake right now, except in as much as that would be a bad idea under even ideal circumstances with Amber’s current emotional high and how they left things and Danny’s own emotional state.
Plus, poor Amber, she might wind up in bed with another guy who’s thinking about dicks instead of her.
Daniel Motherfucking Wilcox. Don’t you fucking dare.
Dare to be Stupid!
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me!
It’s time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys!
It’s time to let the bedbugs bite!
He can do what he wants!
DANIEL WILCOX! HOW DARE YOU SEDUCE JOYCE’S GAY BOYFRIEND! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! WILLIS IS NOW FACING MORE IDIOT COMMENTERS WHO DON’T KNOW WHAT BISEXUALITY IS, AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE WE’LL TELL EVERYONE ABOUT YOUR EMO PHASE IN ROOMIES!
Oh, and Amber dear, congratulations on the awesome newspaper article. The other readers and I are so proud.
I figured Danny was the Howler
There’s a difference between rejecting someone because you found someone more attractive, and rejecting someone because they represent a perfectly nice part of you that you’re choosing to repress out of some spiritual inertia. Virtue ethics, motherfucker.
Nice howler though.
What, do something with his girlfriend? Why? At the least, if he’s gonna pursue something with Ethan (or anyone else) he and Amber should talk and decide not to see each other officially first. But me? I still like Danny and Amber, so…
Yup.
Me too.
:3
They’re dating exclusively now?
They’re polyamorous: Danny, Amber, and AmaziGirl are a threesome.
Don’t most people date exclusively if they are seeing someone more than once? Isn’t that the norm if you and your partner haven’t discussed and amicably agreed that it is fine to see other people? Amber certainly made it pretty obvious that Danny seeing other people was gonna bother her, and so did Danny back when he thought Amber and Amazigirl were two different people. So yes, if they are dating at all they are dating exclusively.
Do it danny, do it! Then do Ethan! In front of Dorothy and Joyce!
Go full Dan on this motherfucker!
Well ask and ye shall receive.
I’ve heard that if you set yourself to be a student, then the universe will send you teachers.
So… if you set yourself to be a confused bisexual, the universe sends you a traumatized super heroine for smooches. Huh.
Naturally. What else would it send?
Shapeshifting Succubus that likes to experiment.
Sorry, Dabbler is busy with a big fight at the moment. Maybe later?
Did the forplay get out of hand again?
Your mom and a nickle?
I am definitely doing *something* wrong…
I think you could stand to turn the “creeper” down a notch or two there, Amazi-Girl.
seriously though, I am wracking my brain trying to think of what she could possibly want with an expression like that on her face
she looks like she’s about to jump him…
which she might actually want to do
maybe she’s ready now?
No joke, this is what I was expecting / hoping she would do two days ago. Just now it’s slightly less desperate.
huh…
I wonder if danny/amber is the next slipshine, in that case
I think you could turn it up a few degrees. This could stand to be much creepier.
Amazi-Girl looks eager.
And maybe one of them will be Danny this time.
WIZARDRY
MADNESS
ALT-TEXT
they are all one and the same.
Well, remember that she’s always prepared.
It will turn out that every character is bisexual sooner or later.
one can only hope
Not to burst your parade, but I’m pretty certain that Ethan is not bisexual.
(…aaand I can’t think of any other character here I can say that about.)
me too
I also know amber, dorothy, and sal aren’t bi either
as a bi person, the idea of being represented with every character still appeals to me, though
I daresay the Carla isn’t bi, either.
ah yes, forgot about carla
and we know the sexualities of various minor characters too (joe is straight, for instance, and daisy is a lesbian)
It’s funny your avatar is Joyce while saying that…
Everybody is bi-sexual, it’s just a matter of determining to what degree.
zero is a degree, sure
Sexuality is as complicated and varied as people are. What a surprise.
Wait, did Amazi-girl enter through the window (which would require her to get out another window, then through Danny’s), or break into Danny and Joe’s room?
That or slip in behind Danny when he opened the door, but I’m not sure even he’s that oblivious as to not notice Amazi-Girl right in the hallway.
Definitely both windows.
“Look! Monkeys!“
Not even three-headed
I thought she slipped in after him.
She just vibrated her atoms fast enough that she can phase through walls.
She’s just that eager!
Amber, wipe that horny look off your face. Your man thought about playing tonsel hockey with Ethan…….Or was that supposed to be a secret?
If simply getting turned on by other people automatically ruins a relationship, then every single relationship is doomed from the beginning.
Not just doomed, but DOOMED!
Plas, how ARE you doing that?
Words
(abbr title=”Hypertext”)Words(/abbr)
Remember to replace () with greater than/less than sybols.
This doesn’t work!
MAAAAAAAAGIC!
They always take all the good jokes and I get really annoyed.
Is this working?
My first reply here is supposed to have hypertext on ‘annoyed’ saying “You guys are awesome and I love you!”. Does it not work if you are the last comment in a chain (one that can’t be replied to)?
I think willis took away hovertext?
wait, lemme test
oh, nah, it’s just you then, slinx, sorry
Slinx, looks like your attempts are not formed right and are getting stripped out. Watch your quote marks and end tag slash…
<abbr title=”hovertext – I know the mysteries of character codes!”>words go here</abbr>
words go here
<abbr title=”is this thing on?”>Testing, testing</abbr>
Wow, there’s alot of catcalls in that picture.
Have I wrangled my keyboard into not making a hash of the thing?
Amber: ” Not Again !”
It must be really bad that when I saw ‘your man’ the first guy I thought of was Blaine, because that’s close to the expression of ‘your old man’.
Well, he’s in for a surprise!!!
It will be a surprise alright.
(abbr title=”While screaming Ethan’s name”)A complete surprise!(/abbr)
Oh, goddamnit.
I want to mess up HTML tags, too!
Awesome.
Turns out you can’t just substitute anything for “abbr” in the tags.
Time to see if I can combine alt text with embedded links.
yes, you can. But, the “title” attribute can go on a number of elements, including on the link element “a”
so, just:
<a href=”http://www.example.com” title=”your hover text title here!>”link words</a>
link words
Though it will not have the extra cool dotted underline some browsers or css give to abbr…
Thanks, now I know that I can do hyperlinks with or without dashed underlining.
[abbr title=”All the cool kids are doing it!”]Don’t do it! It’s not worth it![/abbr]
You gotta use instead of []
I mean > and its mirrored symbol
you guys can also look at the cheat sheet below the comment box… the one that says “NOTE – You can use these HTML tags and attributes:”?
use < >
and you display them with character codes, the codes all start with & and end with ;
< is Less Than “<”
> is Greater Than “>”
Something’s about to be asserted.
More like INserted if you know what I mean.
No, I don’t know what you mean. Do tell.
You forgot to add your hovertext.
I know, my HTML wizardry isn’t all that good.
Here, let me try it again.
HTML code sucks sometimes.
It’s almost like this was preconcerted
You mean like The Willis thought this out ahead of time with writing and everything?
It seems AmaziGirl will reassert it for you, Danny.
I’m reasonably certain the AmaziGirl would be comfortable reasserting their sexual chemistry, just as Ethan would be incredibly uncomfortable resseting their sexual chemistry. I don’t think that either will she or Ethan will ever manage to reassert Danny’s heterosexuality,
amazgil going t make sure youre not confused any more me bucko she going reassert, by inserting you into her slot but be warned your going to be hurting after she done with you..
We’re going to need a bigger ship.
Also, since I’m not getting notices or anything from this, I’m going to experiment with my email field until I get a Dinatar. Hopefully replacing a word of my email with “dina” will help.
Dorothy/Amber/Danny/Ethan. Should I add anyone?
joyce/dorothy/amber/danny/ethan
Walky on one side and Joyce on the other.
I’m just going to put Ethan/Danny/Walky/Tony/Mike/Joe/Jacob.
The fanfic Amber will eventually write. Or have a wet dream about.
Joyce/Sarah/Dorothy/Amber/Dina/Sal/Billie/Ruth/Roz
just balancing out
EVERYONE ELSE.
What? I’m feeling lazy so I’m making things simple.
You realize that includes Mary and Faz?
Someone’s gotta be the bottom of the pile.
Jaws reference kinda makes sense for a Dina fan. RAR!
You could do that. Or you could simply select a Dina strip you like + save image + cut down to size in Paint + upload image as your Gravatar @ gravatar.com, like I did. Only with Alice.
Oh, the possibilities!
Okay, the.dina.roth@gmail.com is DEFINITELY out. There is NO WAY I am mike. -_-
On the other hand, you’re Do-roth-y now, so your strategy seems to make a lick of sense.
Not sure if Amazi-Girl wanting to jump Danny’s bones right now is a good thing or a bad thing
I don’t think a superhero jumping your bones is ever a bad thing. Unless they’re strong enough to break your bones. Or we’re considering long term and that means eventually a villain will hold you hostage.
I can see it now. Danny is captured by the Whiteboard Ding-Dong Bandit. He is held captive in Ding-Dong jail for days, until he can finally send a message out to his blue and gold savior, Amazi-Girl. She and the Bandit do battle, the Bandit armed with a Vibe-saber, and Amazi-Girl using only her wits and awesome badassitude. Amazi-Girl is victorious, and Danny is freed. However, being surrounded by so many ding-dongs for so long has officially made him come to terms with his bisexuality, thus causing him to pursue the muscle-chested Ethan, leaving poor Amazi-Girl behind and alone, with only her erotic fanfiction to keep her company. Ah, the woeful life of a true hero
If you’re wondering why he had so much trouble breaking out of Ding dong jail, let’s just say the bars were really hard.
He was blushing too much to do anything.
Depends on your sex, I guess. If you’re female you’re at a higher risk to get thrown off a bridge or stuffed in a fridge. (*) And then there’s the Man of Steel vs. Woman of Kleenex thing.
*) I didn’t mean for that to rhyme, I swear.
so much unintentional rhyming in this comments section today
pretty sure a bunch of it was intentional, eh
Are you using a thoery similar to the one from Mallrats ?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wqwUdp5-2D8
Yotomoe, don’t forget about Blaine.
Danny needs to have a very confusing masturbation session right now, Amber. You should come back later.
As if on cue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gQEDwjhaDE
She put Two and One together/and we know that’s not an even sum…
Oh no no no, I don’t care if he wants to be assured of sexuality you have some explaining to do lady.
Well he did want to reassert his
Heh Heh Heh Oh right!
This should be an interesting encounter.
Hm. Another contender for the next Slipshine perhaps?
Wallis never said the m/m Slipshine wouldn’t be a threesome, you know.
Well he did want to reassert his hetrosexuality.
Has he ever ASSERTED it in the first place, tho?
Well he and Dotty apparently did the deed before DoA began.
unbeknownst to him, he was really asserting his bisexuality
“Taking his virginity” could easily mean she had a strap-on, though.
liking anal has nothing to do with your sexual orientation
“My body is ready. My mind… not so much.”
I do believe AmazGirl is hungry.
I think the proper term is “thirsty”
She’s hankering for some meat.
If that’s I think I now a perfect way to satisfy her hunger
A Snickers really satisfies.
What about a SNKRS?
He satisfies a lizard’s hunger.
…Damnit know I want some snickers.
I can softly laugh at you if that will help…
This is making me far more hungry than it should.
For some reason your hovertex isn’t showing up Gadgeteer.
I keep messing up on the HTML.
I think that Shortpacked!/Amber might not be totally thrilled with image.
I can’t help but feel suspicious about that last panel…something’s up.
I wonder if Dan realizes that bisexuality is a thing.
It’s when you’re attracted to biplanes, right?
bicycles, surely!
Nope it’s when you lust after both the North Pole and South Pole.
Nah, it’s biannual.
Isn’t that when you lust after two people at once?
No, that’s just Tuesday.
He even gets excited when he sees the North Pole!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufMmzQnY9gM
Wait there are people that are not attracted to biplanes? What wierdos?
Naw man. That’s unpossible.
haha Danny realized ablip
I still vote for him with Amazi-girl. Just because I think thats the best association for their respective emotional hiccups. He just needs to learn to relax and be less fumbling with girls.
I vote for him with Amber and Amazi-girl AND Ethan. I know he’s been portrayed as very invested in his monogamy, but it’s still something I’d like to see.
Read ‘Man of steel, Woman of Kleenex’ Yotomoe…the dangers of a mortal and a superhero coupling. Funny as Hell although horrifying.
Go get ‘im Amazi-girl. Why not? How much more screwed up can this ship get.
Turns out Danny actually has a crush on Blaine.
EWWW!
Well, he made it exist, now someone has to draw porn of it.
Oh god what.
Yup, “them’s the rules.”
The 4chan celeb nudes scandal is just to distract you from Zoe Quinn.
why are you talking about that awesome woman
that was unnecessary ; – ;
Still better than my fake Blaine/Amber thing.
No one made the gay old time joke yet! YES! Now I can claim it as my own.
“Yes Ethan, you and Danny had a gay old time together.”
…I don’t think they bought Flintstones comics? o.O
“Hey! I’m not… old…”
That’s because Danny’s just bi-ing time.
On the other hand, Amber has upgraded from dating gay men to dating bisexual men.
Movin’ on up!
To the top…
Judging from the look on Amber’s face, there’s gonna be some pent-up heterosexuality asserted all over the place once that door closes…..
Because nothing leads to sexy times like getting kidnapped by your girlfriend’s abusive father, discovering your girlfriend is secretly someone else you were friends with and was lying and manipulating you the entire time, then having them refuse to speak to you for a few days.
and that would still have a ways to go before being as messed up as what’s happening in Ruth’s room right now.
I still don’t understand why Billie would want Ruth to drink.
I would be looking forward to the ensuing action in Joe’s room, were it not a Willis comic and the next slipshine confirmed to be anything but a heterosexual act. By which I mean, something is going to go wrong, it’s going to all end in tears, and all the feels, just when it looks like things are starting to come together.
Blueballed because of drama!
Better hope she has a spare amazi-sock for the doorknob. Although they could use one of Joe’s or Danny’s.
I just really wanted to say “amazi-sock”.
Don’t knock the amazi-sock or she’ll clean your clock.
I have a feeling that she might find a permanent sharpie in his room, throughout the entire arc has anyone actually pointed a finger at Joe?
why would joe do that?
The size of the penis relates to his ‘do’ rating for the residents.
Notice the large, realistic one on Sarah’s door.
Just popping out of my eternal lurking mode to +1 this theory.
*ninjas back into lurking*
NOW do we get a slipshine?
If Willis says no will you guys Riot ?
What’s a bisexualimaty?
A type of finishing move in Mortal Kombat?
I think that’s the partner of a pirate the swings both ways.
I truly and deeply love this comment.
commentsexual?
or maybe commentromantic
commentamorous
Danny, I think Amber can help you with that. Also, did she just here you? This isn’t awkward at all. It’s perfectly normal for a straight man to say something like that after hanging out with his girlfriend’s super-hot gay ex-boyfriend, right? Hah hah… hah.
Plot twist: not only is Danny bi now, he’s also the whiteboard ding-dong bandit! He was brainwashed by Blaine into defacing the whiteboards, and during sexytimes, Amazi-girl discovers his sharpie! Heartbroken, Amazi-girl is forced to break up with Danny and turn him in. Amazi-girl is further heartbroken when Danny replaces her affection with Ethan’s, and it appears that yet another lover of hers is actually gay. Danny being bi was all a part of Blaine’s cunning plan. BLAINE HAS THE LAST LAUGH!!
Totally Plausible
These alt text jokes are great!
That’s not a sharpie, he’s just really happy to see her (and fondly reminiscing about Ethan and his embrace).
Nah, Blaine’s not smart enough. Mike just wants you to think Blaine did it.
Go for it, Amber!!!!! |m|\
Well here’s your chance Danny! Nail your girlfriend.
But um. Don’t bury the fact that you’re bi. That’s not healthy no no no bad Danny. Nail your girl, but understand that you are attracted to men and women and be okay with that.
You say that like Danny has been subjected to enough hatred and trauma to have a happy ending. That sort of realization wont happen overnight. It will probably take at least a week of in-comic time, and that means like a year of updates.
Whoops! Found the Slipshine!
Next on slipshine: Danny reasserts a sexuality
And after that: Danny Discovers What False Choice Means (featuring the OT3 of Danny, Amber and
AmazigirlEthan).Oregon Trail 3? I loved that game! So it’s a party of three: Danny, Amber, and Ethan? Who’s gonna catch dysentery? And who’s gonna get to caulk the wagons?
Now what Danny *really* needs is to cry out Ethan’s name while fooling around with Amber/Amazigirl. That is what would really improve things.
And by “improve things” I mean “cause the most violent drama hurricane yet”
Has anyone recognized my avatar yet? There are some people on here who should get it, but I realize the character looks very different than he usually does.
Vinnie from Buying Time?
Not-justin comic shop guy whose name escapes me, from el goonish shive.
I don’t think Vinnie has ever had that much hair, and this guy is taller.
No, George, I did not just mentally picture you with pink hair.
yes and as always it is fantastic
Yes. Yes I did. And it is lovely.
Oh good. I was afraid people wouldn’t because we have otherwise never seen George smiling.
Danny wants Ethan’s smokin’ gun.
Maybe a doctor should check that out first.
What in the name of all that is holy is wrong with you?
Apparently being born in the early ’80s is what’s wrong.
Of course I would fuck that up during an attempt to be informative.
That’s… uncomfortable-sounding.
*slow clap in case that was an actual, intended pun*
I’m gonna pretend that it was.
I don’t get it
You probably don’t want to know…
Not sure what failed that
Feh. I give up. Clearly I’m not cool enough to play the alt-text game…
Now that I’ve figured out what happened (my keyboard was putting the wrong ” in) You probably really don’t want to get the refrence.
Don’t feel bad about the gaffes. I just got into it today even though it seems to have been going on all week. Most of what I’ve posted so far has been practice with the HTML tags under the guise of
inane bullshitactual conversation.Your alt text is broken
Ha!
Amber: “IIIIIIIII WANT ACTION TONIGHT. SAAAAAATISFACTION, ALRIGHT”
ABORT! ABORT!
One reassertation, hold the onions
*Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s get it on” plays in the background
The sound of screeching breaks leading to a nookie fueled car wreck.
GUYS GUYS WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT WALKY IS obviously THE DING-DONG BANDIT (and I totally called it)???
We’re gonna have to wait until like book six for Ethan and Danny to kiss, aren’t we
Why do I feel like Danny is about to find out what it’s like to not be “the man” in about seven seconds?
Willis, I think the alt-text should read “false dichotomy”, not “false choice”, unless… you meant to say “wrong choice”…
The first rule of college is never turn down an opportunity to use the word “dichotomy!”
false bifurcation
According to Wikipedia, False Choice, Fallacy of the Excluded Middle, False Dichotomy, and Denying a Conjunct are all the same thing (among other terms).
yeah, FUCKIN’ SYNONYMS
Oh, okay.
I thought false choice meant something that looks like a choice, but isn’t.
Well, you’re right, on multiple levels. It looks to Danny like he has to choose between liking girls and liking boys, but he doesn’t have to (nor does he get to).
The term for that is a Morton’s Fork, though, to be fair, ‘False Choice’ does sound like it should refer to that.
Amazigirl’s bout to get slapped with some deja vu
Either Amazigirl is going to jump his junk or she’s gonna accuse Danny of the one drawing all the dongs.
He probably did it in his sleep.
Clearly “asserting your heterosexuality” means “Drawing dongs in permanent marker on the entire hall’s whiteboards.”
Amazigirl is hungry cause she knows it.
I don’t know what you guys are talking about.
I really didn’t want Danny/Ethan to happen (because of Amber). But at least peaple are starting to hate Danny less. I aways think that everione hating him was kinda unfair
Agreed. Danny/Ethan happening will completely break Amber, and she’s already had more than her fair share of bad stuff happen to her. If Danny/Ethan happens I really hope it is after Amber moves on to someone else, and not yet another guy leaving her because they prefer a dude over her.
I’m kind of against the whole Ethan/Danny thing, not because of Amber, but because I’m not so sure that it would be best for Ethan. Remember, Ethan had complained before about how his being gay cost him everything… I think the best thing would be for him and Danny to become best friends, for it to be revealed that Ethan is gay, and for Danny to say “so? You’re still a friend”. It would show to Ethan that he can be gay and not let that override everything in his life.
But then, that’s what I think is best for the character, not necessarily for the story line or the humor. For those I will leave things in the author’s very capable hands.
One other thing… are we really so sure Amber would be broken by Danny being bisexual? Remember, Amber did have a dream about being with 2 guys, including a comment about “sure, go ahead and pay attention to each other”.
um… I’m pretty sure having an actual boyfriend would be just as (if not more) affirming
Having a boyfriend would be good for Ethan… but that wouldn’t show him that there’s more to life than sexuality (be it gay or straight).
He needs both a boy friend and platonic friends. I just think platonic (and accepting) friends are more critical. (Plus with his looks he would probably have no problem finding a partner, once he accepts his sexuality.)
I agree he needs platonic friends too, but I think it’d also be good to have a boyfriend so he can see that the world isn’t going to fall apart because he’s gay. He’s got a lot of angst regarding his sexuality, and I think a better way to approach his problem would be to realize you don’t lose things because you’re gay, you lose things because people are homophobic. I’d like to see him pursue a relationship with a guy because this is obviously something that means a lot to him and he needs to finally come to terms with the fact that he can’t just pretend he can get over it anymore.
In all honesty, his way of trying to find a life beyond sexuality ended him up with Joyce. He could stand to embrace it.
I don’t see why he can’t stay friends with amber?
plus, he and danny have great chemistry
that’s not just something that happens all the time, even if you are attractive
I believe there was a comic earlier that showed Amber was distancing herself from Ethan because, although she was supportive of him, she needed her own space at this time.
yes, but that doesn’t mean that that situation is permanent
“Boooo, we hate Danny!”
“But wait, he’s really of this sexual orientation!”
“Yay! Now we love him!”
It’s really kind of fucked up when you think about it.
Welcome to fandom.
nah, I still hate him
I never hated Danny. I thought maybe he was a little boring. His cluelessness was a little annoying. But this storyline is about him clueing himself in on himself, so maybe that’s why it makes people want to root for him?
So there’s like zero chance Danny is actually getting laid, right?
Danny has options, Amazi-Girl on the other hand is in the bad position.
I feel like these last weeks have just been a ever escalating string of wonderful faces.
Hold on to your pants everybody, because I’m about to blow this thing wide open.
It was Joyce.
Joyce had another crazy sex dream, woke up earlier than her usual early time and went to ask her best friend and known sinner, Dorothy, about sexy feelings. But Dorothy was already gone. Frustrated with her conflicting desires for Ethan and for God she grabbed the marker and drew a penis, as a small emotional outlet, hoping to feel some companionship with those around her who are so obsessed with the male member. She then went to erase it, but only then realised the marker was of the permanent kind. PANIC!
Flashback to Mike. Mike is an asshole. So he replaced some makers with permanent ones. Because he’s an asshole.
Back to Joyce, sobering from the crime she has just committed. No one can know what she has done, and so she rushes a cover up. She then went to each door in the hall, drawing a dingdong, each one growing more elaborate, finishing on her own door as so she would not be the only one without a door peener. She then snuck back into her room and went back to bed, to wait to discover it with everyone else later, but for everyone to just erase them on move on.
Unfortunately she went a bit other the top with her fake outrage and drew the attention of Amazi-Girl. Joyce had begun to feel bad, realising that an innocent may take the fall for her crime. She became very defensive when Dorothy’s name was even said. And even when Mike was brought up as a suspect, she was hesitant to bring up his obvious jerkiness. She even had to force out compliments for Amazi-Girl when everyone else was gushing over her.
So we have motive, means, opportunity, and a clear trail of guilt. A crime of passion? Maybe. But a crime none the less.
So who is at fault here? Joyce? Mike? Joyce. It is Joyce. Mike put the permanent marker there, but Joyce drew a whole bunch of wieners rather than just get some nail polish remover or something. Or maybe she drew them all before she realised it was permanent and it was too late to remove them all. Or maybe Mike did it because it was funny. Or like, Raidah, for some reason? Who knows?
is Joyce right handed?
I called that on like the first or second day of the storyline. Pretty sure it was Joyce.
It was TOTES Ninja Rick
I never really entertained the idea that it was Joyce, but she does want to emulate Sal and has tried recently to be a bad-ass . . . Nah, I still say that it’s SYDNEY YUS!
Well know we know.
And knowing is half the battle!
I’m still trying to combine “Danny” and “assert” into a single coherent thought.
If Danny and Amber are the next uhm.. Extra Curricular Comic… All of my yes.
Panel 7: “With some heterosexual friggin’.”
Okay. I’m definitely not a shipper or a yaoi lover so this went way above my head. I thought Danny was embarassed because he was realizing Ethan was gay, but… it’s the other way around I guess.
So is Dany gay? Bi? Does he really have feelings for Ethan? He sure didn’t blush like a schoolgirl like this when he was with Amazigirl…
Amber will really start to believe she’s turning men gay.
This reminds me of a girl I knew who would always complain about how all the men she loved were gay. Then I told her it was her fault for being into gay men in the first place. ^^
he’s bi, and I have no clue how you could have thought otherwise based on everything that’s happened in the last few strips featuring him
Surprise! Not everyone thinks the same way.
Danny had a fantasy about kissing Ethan, and in the next strip, he had to hide a boner. That’s not terribly ambiguous.
Now that you mention this one… I realize that I totally missed that one strip.
I guess there’s the fact Ethan and Danny are probably my least favorite characters in the comic. I guess I haven’t been paying attention and ended up confused.
Anyway. My main question here being… was there previous hints of him swinging both ways before this story arc? Either in DoA or in the previous Willis-verse incarnation?
There has been a bunch. No one picked them up until a few weeks ago.
Someone hasn’t been reading the cooooooommeeeeeeeeents!
Nope!
Also worth noting: I’m pretty sure Amber made it clear in a conversation with Ethan’s mother that she knows “turning men gay” isn’t a thing.
I’m pretty sure Amber is smarter than that, don’t worry.^^
more like REINSERT
ya dick
In Ethan’s bum…
So torn about this.
On the one hand – AMBER YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP VIOLATING PEOPLE’S PRIVACY AND CERTAIN AMENDMENT RIGHTS AND YOUR BEHAVIOR TOWARD DANNY IS A LITTLE CREEPY IN A STALKER-ISH WAY THAT’S NOT NEARLY AS BAD AS RUTH AND BILLIE BUT STILL MAKES ME BORDERLINE UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN I STOP AND THINK ABOUT IT
On the other hand…oh man do I love me some Amber and Danny and their whole relationship dynamic DON’T EVER STOP BEIN’ CUTE NOW KISS AND MAKE UP
it’s college, what the hell are boundaries
[immediately regretting the insensitivity vs. campus sexual harassment awareness]
[[fucking it all anyway, because INTARWEB COMMENTS]]
In a strange way I want them to develop into a polyamory relationship.
Other commenters have said similar things. I am personally torn about that dynamic, but there are some plus sides to it. Danny would be good for Amber because, let’s face it, Amber needs help. Helping Amber will help Danny’s sense of confidence, hopefully. Ethan will hopefully help Danny be less self-deprecating, and Ethan could really benefit from having a boyfriend and have something other than shame and embarrassment associated with being gay. Now the question is: can Ethan and Amber share?
The other question is: can Danny be shared? Dude’s the poster child for serial monogamy after all.
Thank you for saying the thing that I’ve been trying to words.
True I had forgotten about his reaction to Amber claiming to be his girlfriend when he was dating Amazagirl.
But then there’s this weird part of me reasoning out the definition of a polyamory relationship, the fact that he didn’t see Amber as anything but a friend whilst he had a girlfriend who so happened to be said friend. It’s like a part of me agrees that he is faithful moreso than monogamous
But really it just sorta feels like Danny would just be a medium for Ethan and Amber providing for them what they need, but would they really be able to provide for him what he is in need of or would he find it in being with them? Ugh damn my mind.
Now I say that a part of me is coming up with these reasons, I am not shipping this or trying to force it in any way. Far too many things that I’ve enjoyed have been sullied by people shipping impossible and illogical pairings based upon viewers imagined situations such as a sexual tension that isn’t there just because they bumped into one another.
Ethan would be able to provide Danny with what he needs, much more so than Amber. Ethan is a person who primarily sees the good in people, tells them, and offers words of encouragement. Danny’s at a point where he doesn’t know who he is or his own strengths, and he doubts himself constantly. It’s why he clung to Dorothy, and is doing largely the same thing with Amber. Ethan’s the kind of person who would help Danny build his own strengths, in a way that neither Dorothy or Amber could do.
And there is where he finds it in being with her. Look at how defensive he was towards Dorothy in protecting Amber. He showed a true backbone.
And all that leaves is Joyce to be completely heartbroken if and whenever she found out about it. Granted I really don’t agree with what their relationship is built upon, but still, Joyce is going to take it pretty hard.
They couldn’t share Mike in the Short Packed Universe….maybe here would be different since they do love one another as well? That actually….it might work. That is always my go to answer when you have a pretty balanced love triangle with affection on all sides.
I’m not sure that’s even plausible considering the circumstamces. Amber at the least would have unreciprocated feelings in such an arrangement.
Amazigirl : here again to save the day ! \o/
♪ Heeeere she cums to save the dayyyyy ♫
That pun was like a gut punch to my soul. Well done.
This can only go well :P.
And here I was thinking Walky was most likely to be a closeted bisexual.
why?
Yay! Ambush sex is the best sex.
As long as it’s concentual, right?
You mean, consensual?
Aww, I was reading it as con-cent-ual referring to the five cents in a nickel… crud.
Do you want to know how I got these scars Danny? Seriously, that smile is almost jokeresque.
how hard can it be to find a strip wehre mike say “for a nikel”
harder then you expect i am trhougth the first book in the archives and didnt finde one o.o
The dry erase marker is the dog that didn’t bark. Mike took someone’s dry erase marker and replaced it with a non-erasable one. He didn’t draw them, but he’s the reason they are in permanent marker. Trusting that DYW isn’t just dropping a red herring there.
DANNY, IT REALLY CAN BE BOTH.
Wait, can’t they just be friends? Or does it have to be romantic?
Also, is there going to be a slipshine?
Well, there’s gonna be a male on male Slipshine. Whether or not it’s Danny is another story. We know Danny likes Ethan, but maybe Ethan doesn’t like him back (Unlikely, but Ethan’s only said that Danny’s attractive, but not that he was attracted to Danny).
Is that confirmed? About the M/M slipshine, I mean?
yes, david said an m/m slipshine was forthcoming
Did not know that, makes sense though
This is going to go really bad, or really awesome …
… and this is a Willis comic
So today we here on the comment boards learned that alt-text in comments is a thing. Many, many jokes will spring from this, I’m sure.
or be GAAAAAAAYYYYY *RAINBOWS SHOOT OUT EVERYWHERE* (at least bi or something)
swigity swoogity im comming for that booty
All right, this has been bothering me for a while, and I had to ask: how would this scene have turned out if Joe got back to the room before Danny did?
After the 4rth panel I suddenly realized that Mike painted the whiteboards black with the perm. marker and then used the regular marker they found to help erase the parts that weren’t dongs.
DANGIT! I guess it’s not Johnny Bravo after all.
But who the heck else could it have been!?!