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by David M Willis on June 28, 2015 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - The Butterflies Won't Fly Away
└ Tags: malaya, marcie

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    June 28, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    “If you can read this shirt, I’m 69-ing”

    “(hopefully)”

    • Maveric1984
      Maveric1984
      June 28, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

      Next time on Slipshine!

    • claudewicked
      claudewicked
      June 28, 2015 at 1:37 am | #

      W-what?

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        June 28, 2015 at 2:32 am | #

        too obtuse?

    • Aeron
      Aeron
      June 28, 2015 at 2:25 am | #

      Anyone who is able to read THAT shirt, is the one being 69’d.

    • Rinnosuke
      Rinnosuke
      June 28, 2015 at 4:04 am | #

      Why the hell would the shirt still be on at that point?

      • ScumlordAzazel
        ScumlordAzazel
        June 28, 2015 at 2:30 pm | #

        I hate to break this to you, but you can have sexy times with clothes still on. It is particularly useful if you are in a hurry or if someone involved gets off on it.

        • Rich
          Rich
          June 28, 2015 at 6:40 pm | #

          Very true – also helps if you’re in a chilly environment, be it outdoors nookie or just a badly-heated room. Don’t always have blankets to crawl under.

          OTOH, if you’re really in a 69 position with someone, reading their shirt’s a bit of stretch even if the printing is inverted.

        • leadsynth
          leadsynth
          June 28, 2015 at 9:43 pm | #

          I think sex with clothes is hot. It adds to the urgency factor.

        • Jen Aside
          Jen Aside
          June 29, 2015 at 12:24 am | #

          especially Walky’s favourite shirt, eh eh??

    • Aisling
      Aisling
      June 28, 2015 at 9:27 am | #

      “if……. skating” That’s all I could make out.

      • Alan Lafond
        Alan Lafond
        June 28, 2015 at 7:06 pm | #

        “If you can read this, I’m skating”

  2. claudewicked
    claudewicked
    June 28, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    D’aww

    • LeslieBean4Shizzle
      LeslieBean4Shizzle
      June 28, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

      Yup, gotta go with D’aww.
      I’d have more a’s and w’s, but Malaya is involved, so there’s a penalty.

      • Freemage
        Freemage
        June 28, 2015 at 12:30 am | #

        I disagree. Generating such a touching moment with Malaya as a central figure is, in fact, expert-level emotional manipulation. It’s akin to the difficulty difference between a hundred-yard spring ant a hundred-yard obstacle course. Ergo:

        D’aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    • Arikel
      Arikel
      June 28, 2015 at 7:11 am | #

      I audibly “d’aww”‘d.

  3. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    June 28, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    Smoooooth.

    • Michael Steamweed
      Michael Steamweed
      June 28, 2015 at 12:06 am | #

      A move like silk. 🙂

    • Cholma
      Cholma
      June 28, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

      Michael Jackson “Smooth Criminal” smooth, or Santana “Smooth”?

      • Chronos
        Chronos
        June 28, 2015 at 12:30 am | #

        Marcie’s leaning against Malaya, and that’s as close to a strike as we’re getting.

        • Chronos
          Chronos
          June 28, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

          … and then I remember my avatar, and my comment becomes a lot funnier to me.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        June 28, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

        Rico Suave smooth.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        June 28, 2015 at 9:45 am | #

        Sade. ‘Cause Marcie’s a “Smooth Operator”.

        • Cholma
          Cholma
          June 28, 2015 at 5:51 pm | #

          Can’t believe I forgot that one! Loved that song!

          “Coast to coast, L.A. to Chicago, western male,
          Across the north and south, to Key Largo, love for sale…”

  4. user 18
    user 18
    June 28, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    That half smile almost breaks my heart.

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      June 28, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

      we all want the best for marcie, but this has none of the signs of going well. then again, it’s not going either as well or as badly as the strip showing becky and her roommate

      • Jones
        Jones
        June 28, 2015 at 2:06 am | #

        I disagree. Malaya is doing 100% of the things I would do if I were really romantically interested in someone.

        • user 18
          user 18
          June 28, 2015 at 11:57 pm | #

          I would have expected her facial expression to change slightly as well — unless it has, but it’s just too subtle for me to notice.

  5. quietpotion
    quietpotion
    June 28, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    awww, dat’s so cute!!

  6. Foxhack
    Foxhack
    June 28, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Marcie, you’re only setting yourself up for disappointment. 🙁

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 28, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      Especially if it turns out that Malaya prefers sausages over tacos.

      • Hoboturtle
        Hoboturtle
        June 28, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

        I thought she preferred motherboards

        • Blue
          Blue
          June 28, 2015 at 12:57 am | #

          Yeah, I’m curious to see how Willis is going to translate her sexual orientation into this ‘verse.

          • Mountain King
            Mountain King
            June 28, 2015 at 10:25 am | #

            I’m gonna guess that she’s asexual in this verse.

            • Twirls
              Twirls
              June 28, 2015 at 5:03 pm | #

              Maybe Aromantic?

          • Rowen Morland
            Rowen Morland
            June 28, 2015 at 7:32 pm | #

            I think she wants something that is different and unique. Not boring and something everyone does. And to be liked for more than just her wicked bod.

      • MM
        MM
        June 28, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

        Maybe she and Becky can commiserate?

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        June 28, 2015 at 1:14 am | #

        How about sausage tacos?

        • Karen Lynn
          Karen Lynn
          June 28, 2015 at 2:06 am | #

          Five out of five Ronald McDonalds agree that taco bell does breakfast better.

          • jpic89
            jpic89
            June 28, 2015 at 5:01 am | #

            Fucking perfect avatar for that comment.

  7. Maveric1984
    Maveric1984
    June 28, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Brown chicken brown cow!

  8. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 28, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    What a pair of motor-mouths…

    • les-be-friends dinosaurs
      les-be-friends dinosaurs
      June 28, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

      Damn it Caboose!

  9. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    June 28, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    This is so cute 🙂

  10. HMRC4EVR
    HMRC4EVR
    June 28, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    I hate to bring this up, but has Marcie any proof that Malaya is into the ladies?

    • Rich
      Rich
      June 28, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

      Nope.

    • Triangles
      Triangles
      June 28, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

      All she has is hope lots and lots of hope that will probably explode or something

      • Jordan
        Jordan
        June 28, 2015 at 11:55 am | #

        And assuming Marcie’s heart is broken, then a certain someone is going to break Malaya’s face.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      June 28, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

      No way of knowing, since we’ve seen very little of their relationship.

      I suspect not though…if she did, I think she’d have made a move.

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        June 28, 2015 at 2:35 am | #

        It seems she just did…

        • Rich
          Rich
          June 28, 2015 at 7:48 am | #

          Malaya not reacting is making a move? I guess it’s better than pulling away, and Lucy is right over there in the room, but I’m not seeing it.

  11. MiffedMab
    MiffedMab
    June 28, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    awwww

  12. Tacos
    Tacos
    June 28, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    Now that’s a smooth move if I ever did see one Marcie.

  13. J42
    J42
    June 28, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    Malarcie?

    • Karen Lynn
      Karen Lynn
      June 28, 2015 at 2:07 am | #

      What about a malarkey?

      • Rabid Rabbit
        Rabid Rabbit
        June 28, 2015 at 2:35 am | #

        Go home, Walky, you’re drunk.

        • Karen Lynn
          Karen Lynn
          June 28, 2015 at 3:15 am | #

          I can’t go home or Ruth will kill me. I must watch the movie and laugh appropriately

          • DarkoNeko
            DarkoNeko
            June 28, 2015 at 9:25 am | #

            Good boy.

      • Aolbain
        Aolbain
        June 28, 2015 at 7:22 am | #

        Oh my God, Joe Biden have possessed Walky!

  14. Khaner
    Khaner
    June 28, 2015 at 12:08 am | #

    That’s not studying, Willis, that’s obviously a copy Be-Mag.

  15. Adj
    Adj
    June 28, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    A second time I get to “Awww” this week. Thanks!

    Oh, and it’s a “Annie-Shirley Awww” from Community: AAWW-awww-AWW!

    • saki
      saki
      June 28, 2015 at 8:41 am | #

      The Annie-Shirley Aww became my default-aww when I watched Community for the first time. XD

  16. LiaHansen
    LiaHansen
    June 28, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

    It’s not very effective…

  17. Twinkle Toes the Berserker
    Twinkle Toes the Berserker
    June 28, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

    This is so adorable, but I don’t think Malaya is bi or a lesbian, is she?

    • Twilightomens
      Twilightomens
      June 28, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

      She dated a female robot in an alternate timeline?

      • Twilightomens
        Twilightomens
        June 28, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

        Am I allowed to say this

        • LiaHansen
          LiaHansen
          June 28, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

          apparently so

    • Rich
      Rich
      June 28, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

      Walkyverse Malaya wasn’t, but how her “robosexuality” translates to DoA is still unclear. Lot of people saying demisexual is the most likely possibility, which certainly leaves Marcie with a shot at this working out.

      • gkheyf
        gkheyf
        June 28, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

        well, with a lack of robots or talking cars, i thing other jacob is as close as she’ll get. though i would not put money on malaya to win over sarah

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        June 28, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

        Didn’t she also briefly try to have a relationship with Leslie in Shortpacked? I can’t remember.

        • Kamino Neko
          Kamino Neko
          June 28, 2015 at 12:33 am | #

          Yes, she did. It didn’t work out.

          • Jen Aside
            Jen Aside
            June 28, 2015 at 12:41 am | #

            also a cross-universe stint with some dude in a theatre

            • Captain Batson
              Captain Batson
              June 28, 2015 at 1:28 am | #

              I’m told he’s a character from Multiplex.

            • Kamino Neko
              Kamino Neko
              June 28, 2015 at 1:51 am | #

              Which, IIRC, crashed even harder than her attempt with Les, but for reasons completely unconnected to her sexuality.

      • Jay
        Jay
        June 28, 2015 at 1:15 am | #

        Marcie just wants to fuck so I’m pretty sure demisexual would not be good.

        • Kamino Neko
          Kamino Neko
          June 28, 2015 at 1:43 am | #

          She’s playing it awful slow for someone who ‘just wants to fuck’.

          • Arianod
            Arianod
            June 28, 2015 at 2:56 am | #

            I suspect she doesn’t get many chances.

        • saki
          saki
          June 28, 2015 at 8:43 am | #

          She’s smiling awful cute for someone who just wants to fuck, too.

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          June 28, 2015 at 4:58 pm | #

          No, Marcie was asked what can Malaya do that Sal can’t do for her. ‘Fucking’ was the answer to that specific question, not the only thing she might be after.

      • Zamer
        Zamer
        June 28, 2015 at 11:05 pm | #

        Maybe Marcie is secretly a android, which could logically explain her being mute because of a broken voice box.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      June 28, 2015 at 12:35 am | #

      Her only successful relationship was with a woman. Said woman being a robot doesn’t change that she was involved with a woman.

      • That Damn Rat
        That Damn Rat
        June 28, 2015 at 12:59 am | #

        Yes as I’ve said before her mechanophilia is a paraphilia not an orientation. The sparkage wasn’t there with Leslie in most likelihood because she didn’t satisfy her fetish more-so than because Malaya isn’t into ladies, even if Willis hadn’t initially planned it that way, in the light of her later relationship.

        • Kamino Neko
          Kamino Neko
          June 28, 2015 at 1:15 am | #

          I don’t even read it as that. I think the closest Shortpacked! ever came to saying she had a kink or fetish for robots was ‘I wanna fuck whatever that means’ after Ultra-Car described herself as an ‘asexual homoromantic trans-chassis woman’.

          She really comes out not as ‘robosexual’, but as demi…there was no spark with Les not because she was a woman, or a human, but because they had little in common and hadn’t spent a lot of time getting close in a non-romantic/sexual sense, whereas with UC, they had a lot in common and got close even before UC got her upgrade.

          She wanted to fuck whatever that meant, not because it described a robot, but because it described Ultra-Car.

          Whenever this ends up clarified by DoA (I can’t see how it can not, unless Willis wants to stretch this relationship out), we’ll see how right I am about that, but it fits what we’ve seen and not seen.

          • DarkoNeko
            DarkoNeko
            June 28, 2015 at 3:18 am | #

            Ah, finally someone that share my opinion. It’s not about robots, it’s about a person in particular.

          • Li
            Li
            June 28, 2015 at 9:47 am | #

            Thank you. I’m so tired of ROBOSEXUAL. It also really really sells her relationship with Carla short to suggest it was all about a fetish.

            IF SHE WAS INTO ROBOTS, why didn’t she want to have sex with Ultra Car? Why only Carla? Hmmmmm?

            • tresked
              tresked
              June 28, 2015 at 10:10 am | #

              Hmm… I agree, but it’s not like a lesbian is sexually attracted to all females on earth. You see what I’m saying? So if robosexual is a thing, it doesn’t mean you’d be attracted to all robots…

              • Em
                Em
                June 28, 2015 at 1:10 pm | #

                Ultra-Car and Carla are the same robot tho?

                • David M Willis
                  David M Willis
                  June 28, 2015 at 1:17 pm | #

                  carla is not a robot

            • leadsynth
              leadsynth
              June 28, 2015 at 9:53 pm | #

              She actually DID want to have sex with Ultra Car. But yeah, I’m with KaminoNeko and Darko Neko (the Neko contingent?) on this: I don’t think Malaya is robosexual.

      • Captain Batson
        Captain Batson
        June 28, 2015 at 9:14 am | #

        *ahem* “I’m Malaya f***ing Eugenio. No human in all creation could make me happy.”

  18. Katrika
    Katrika
    June 28, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

    Ah, the bony shoulder pillow.

  19. Twilightomens
    Twilightomens
    June 28, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

    Aww she leaned in by small increments <3

  20. Edupoet81
    Edupoet81
    June 28, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

    Do these panels take place over longer than 15 minutes? We know that Walky did attempt to study for fifteen minutes earlier in the day.

    Interesting how Malaya’s expression never changes over five panels. I wonder what she’s thinking. I imagine that Marcie does as well.

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      June 28, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

      But was Walky actually studying or was it “studying”?

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        June 28, 2015 at 12:41 am | #

        it was gradually rolling around the room with a textbook

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          June 28, 2015 at 12:49 am | #

          Hey, it’s a legitimate studying technique!

        • Tacos
          Tacos
          June 28, 2015 at 12:52 am | #

          So the latter then.

        • darkgloomie
          darkgloomie
          June 28, 2015 at 6:42 am | #

          look, plenty of people agree that wrestling knowledge from a book is a valid studying technique, if not exactly efficient.

          Not walky’s fault the book proved unaffected by his grand slam

  21. MM
    MM
    June 28, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

    Well, how’s Malaya supposed to feel superior to everyone else if she doesn’t have snappy comebacks ready to go in class?

  22. Kaoy
    Kaoy
    June 28, 2015 at 12:25 am | #

    Possible Ship Names:
    “Love is Mute”
    “Dumb Struck”
    “ASLove”
    “Still too much talking”

    • LiaHansen
      LiaHansen
      June 28, 2015 at 12:30 am | #

      definitely the last one

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      June 28, 2015 at 12:46 am | #

      “Goddammit, Malaya, Goddammit, Marcie”

    • Smiling Cat
      Smiling Cat
      June 28, 2015 at 2:00 am | #

      Marmalade?

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        June 28, 2015 at 2:25 am | #

        We have a winner. Marmalade it is!

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          June 28, 2015 at 3:36 am | #

          Or maybe a roller derby reference. Marmalade Jam!

          • saki
            saki
            June 28, 2015 at 8:46 am | #

            +1

  23. Triangles
    Triangles
    June 28, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

    In the fourth panel the background is blue ………… illuminati confirmed!!!!!!!

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      June 28, 2015 at 2:31 am | #

      No, it means it’s a flashback. The panels are actually out of order.

      There is no such thing as Illuminati anyway. Ho, ho, ho, what a silly notion. Fnord.

  24. Kennerly
    Kennerly
    June 28, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

    Malaya isn’t studying! Her eyes aren’t moving. She had a seizure, that’s why she hasn’t reacted to Marcie lying on top of her!

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      June 28, 2015 at 1:11 am | #

      Fourth panel, Malaya turns a page.

  25. OctopusGardener
    OctopusGardener
    June 28, 2015 at 12:29 am | #

    I just realized the white dots on her goggles are where she’s looking, in place of pupils

    • Meebo
      Meebo
      June 28, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

      You just blew my mind.

      • DarkoNeko
        DarkoNeko
        June 28, 2015 at 3:20 am | #

        wait WHAT 😀

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      June 28, 2015 at 12:50 am | #

      Great, now she looks irreversibly creepy to me.
      Still cute, but uncanny valley.

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        June 28, 2015 at 1:02 am | #

        Everytime I look at them, I keep thinking they’re robot eyes and she’s gonna start shooting Death Lasers which would be friggin’ cool actually.

        • maxyai
          maxyai
          June 28, 2015 at 1:32 am | #

          She reminds me of Batou from Ghost in the Shell.

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          June 28, 2015 at 3:11 am | #

          Exactly. Cybernetic eyes unnerve me a little, fixed-forward red lenses in particular.
          Perhaps ironic given my present gravatar…

          • OmegaDez
            OmegaDez
            June 29, 2015 at 3:11 pm | #

            Wait till you get a load of Phoebe.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      June 28, 2015 at 9:50 am | #

      Same here, I was too embarrassed to say anything earlier.

  26. LiaHansen
    LiaHansen
    June 28, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

    honestly though, I don’t think ill ever stop shipping Malaya and Carla. This is one thing i just cant let go of

    • Vex Godglove
      Vex Godglove
      June 28, 2015 at 12:46 am | #

      *insert Frozen reference*

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        June 28, 2015 at 4:53 pm | #

        ….and now I’m mentally writing lyrics.

    • Karen Lynn
      Karen Lynn
      June 28, 2015 at 2:08 am | #

      Heed my words, Goob! Don’t. Let it. Go.

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rWRMSN1-fyk

      • LiaHansen
        LiaHansen
        June 28, 2015 at 2:26 am | #

        THAT IS SUCH AN INCREDIBLE MOVIE THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME

        • Karen Lynn
          Karen Lynn
          June 28, 2015 at 3:13 am | #

          Muahahahahah

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        June 28, 2015 at 3:09 am | #

        Well.
        That’s going on the watch queue.

        • Karen Lynn
          Karen Lynn
          June 28, 2015 at 3:15 am | #

          All according to plan…

  27. Victor Riley
    Victor Riley
    June 28, 2015 at 12:31 am | #

    She’s getting there… in a few more hours, there might even be some longing eye-contact.

  28. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    June 28, 2015 at 12:45 am | #

    As noted in the treads above.
    Malaya is studying, while Marcie is melting into her shoulder.
    Malaya is not reacting to this closeness in any notable way.

    So then, this could be an Awwww moment. Or an Uhoh moment.

    It does appear though that we are getting character development here on both these two. And that is a good thing.

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      June 28, 2015 at 12:56 am | #

      The most devastating response Malaya could make would be something along the lines of “It’s nice to be this close to you. It’s like being with the sister I wish I had.”

      • Historyman68
        Historyman68
        June 28, 2015 at 7:42 am | #

        Gah so cliche. Hope that doesn’t happen.

        • JessWitt
          JessWitt
          June 28, 2015 at 6:27 pm | #

          Nah, Willis doesn’t strike me as a cliche-type of writer.

  29. Bagge
    Bagge
    June 28, 2015 at 12:45 am | #

    Daaaawwwwwwww.

    Marcie – just tell Malaya that Sal doesn’t want her to make out with you. You will have ALL the Malaya-action you want.

    Malaya takes her studies serious enough to study a Saturday night, her athletics seriously enough to be in the roller derby team, starts to hang out with the cool new chick on the team within a week and doesn’t hesitate to stand up against a bully.

    …Malaya is actually one of the most well adjusted people in the comic so far. To me her biggest flaw seem to be that she has picked some bad company (and that she’s a rude brat)

    • Rich
      Rich
      June 28, 2015 at 7:37 am | #

      Studying on Saturday night while hanging out with a friend doesn’t always indicate being serious about school. Just as possible that she slacked all week long (distracted by sports?) and desperately needs the weekend time to cram for Monday tests. I had a housemate who staggered through 4 years of school that way. Never cracked a book on a week night.

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      June 28, 2015 at 7:43 am | #

      Agreed. People seem to take her words over her actions much of the time.

  30. John
    John
    June 28, 2015 at 1:33 am | #

    Goddammit, Malaya. You fail at cuddling.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      June 28, 2015 at 9:43 am | #

      She’s not one with the feels yet.

  31. Nono
    Nono
    June 28, 2015 at 1:43 am | #

    Malaya invited Marcie over so… Malaya could study while Marcie just looked at her phone? That’s not exactly a great night.

    Unless that’s an ASL book.

    • Karen Lynn
      Karen Lynn
      June 28, 2015 at 2:10 am | #

      It’s how my boyfriend and I spend time together. Me in a book, him on his laptop. It works for some couples.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        June 28, 2015 at 2:28 am | #

        Being able to hang out together and do your own things are usually a great sign for any relationship – it means you are comfortable enough to trust the other not to be bored by your presence.

        Of course, it’s not exactly what Marcie has in mind for the evening…

        • Karen Lynn
          Karen Lynn
          June 28, 2015 at 3:07 am | #

          True. Marcie wants to “talk”. Furiously. 😀

          • saki
            saki
            June 28, 2015 at 8:50 am | #

            Is that… is that a joke about how Marcie uses her hand & finger movements to talk…? Well played.

        • DarkoNeko
          DarkoNeko
          June 28, 2015 at 3:22 am | #

          Remember that Malaya’s roommate is just in the room, too.

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            June 28, 2015 at 3:37 am | #

            I actually forgot about that. Lucy needs to leave

            • tim guegue
              tim guegue
              June 28, 2015 at 11:39 am | #

              Malaya might not care if Lucy is still in the room.

  32. Alex Boston
    Alex Boston
    June 28, 2015 at 1:49 am | #

    So far Becky is doing better than Marcie, but we will see.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      June 28, 2015 at 2:30 am | #

      “Scientific experiment” – 1
      “Roller derby” – 0

      But the night is young.

  33. Captain Batson
    Captain Batson
    June 28, 2015 at 2:05 am | #

    All things considered, this is adorable.

  34. BenRG
    BenRG
    June 28, 2015 at 2:15 am | #

    So, is Malaya oblivious, or is she really, really into her studies?

    • Zaxares
      Zaxares
      June 28, 2015 at 4:10 am | #

      If Malaya is similar to her Shortpacked incarnation, she’s not into girls. That said, considering she ended up with UC/Carla, she could be pansexual/demisexual.

      • blegh
        blegh
        June 28, 2015 at 5:07 am | #

        shortpacked malaya is definitely into girls. just not into leslie

      • Li
        Li
        June 28, 2015 at 9:52 am | #

        Pansexual is analogous to bisexual (like they’re literally the same thing, just a matter of personal preference which label a person goes with), which would involve being into girls. Demisexual is something else, which much better describes Malaya’s sexuality.

        • Mindlink
          Mindlink
          June 28, 2015 at 12:06 pm | #

          Pansexual actually refers to not being attracted to other potenial humanoids, as in extraterrestials, genetic mutations, cyborgs, etc. Theoretically that should include simians as well, depends on how you define “humanoid” I guess.

          • Mindlink
            Mindlink
            June 28, 2015 at 12:08 pm | #

            ” refers to not being attracted”
            I, of course, meant “refers to being”, or “refers to not being limited to”…

          • Kamino Neko
            Kamino Neko
            June 28, 2015 at 2:02 pm | #

            That would surprise most of the people I know who identify as pan.

            The common definition of pan is ‘I am explicitly stating that the gender binary doesn’t apply to my attraction’ – ie, in the minds of some people ‘bisexual’ suggests that only men and women count, agender, genderfluid, and in some minds genderqueer and trans men and women are out, and these people want to make clear that that’s not the case for them.

            (Of course, that concept annoys most of the people I know who identify as bi, who don’t actually have that limit.)

            • blegh
              blegh
              June 28, 2015 at 4:22 pm | #

              nah pansexuality is commonly defined as attraction to multiple genders, where the experience of attraction is independent of specific gender. bisexuality is attraction both to same and different genders, not necessarily excluding nonbinary ppl at all. either way there’s absolutely no reason why bi ppl, or straight or gay ppl, wouldn’t be attracted to trans ppl. other than transphobia, of course

            • Mindlink
              Mindlink
              June 29, 2015 at 8:16 am | #

              Yeah, people use all words every which way these days, allthough I fail to see how bi* does not include all the options you mentioned, but the word originated in sci-fi and will be very usefull when we one day make first contact as long as we don’t squander it on needless designations before then.

    • saki
      saki
      June 28, 2015 at 8:52 am | #

      Or a third option: she has no idea how to react to that, so she just ends up not reacting.

  35. FrostMagi
    FrostMagi
    June 28, 2015 at 2:33 am | #

    Omg hey guys, I’ve been gone for so long T_T

    Even though Malaya is in it, this is still so cute :3
    Can’t but going “D’aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww”
    Hope everything works out for you Marcie :3

  36. potato
    potato
    June 28, 2015 at 2:51 am | #

    This is actually a legitimate flirting technique. Just saying

    • leadsynth
      leadsynth
      June 28, 2015 at 9:58 pm | #

      What, the “slow lean in”? Or the “pretend to ignore”?

      • Rich
        Rich
        June 28, 2015 at 10:47 pm | #

        Those.

  37. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    June 28, 2015 at 3:14 am | #

    re: alt text : EVERYONE studies more than Walky. Well except MArcie since she doesn’t have school.

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      June 28, 2015 at 8:03 pm | #

      I… uh don’t study at all. I’ve found I do worse on test if I actually study.

  38. Rotunda
    Rotunda
    June 28, 2015 at 3:15 am | #

    Being curious, I just loaded the strip into Photoshop and matched Malaya-faces. Except for details of shadowing, they are almost pixel-for-pixel identical, with differences probably being accounted for by being drawn on a finer raster than the final Web posting.

    It looks like Mr. Willis has been extremely careful to give Malaya no visible response whatever to Marcie’s nuzzle.

  39. Rokushi
    Rokushi
    June 28, 2015 at 3:21 am | #

    Y’know, everyone on these comments is posting things like “This’ll end bad if Malaya ends up liking dudes.”
    But I want to remind everyone that a human’s sense of touch is EXTREMELY sensitive. Even if it IS on the shoulder. Idk about the rest of you, but if a friend did that to me, I would consider it either an ENORMOUSLY strong and years-forged bond thing or a sign of affection.
    Of course…this is a webcomic…with a crime-fighting college student in it…but I digress.

    • Li
      Li
      June 28, 2015 at 9:55 am | #

      Malaya doesn’t like dudes.

      She tried to date Leslie because she thought she might be a lesbian, which for her was one potential explanation for her total lack of real interest in dudes. She learned she’s some flavor of gray ace. Demisexual is probably a good word for it.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        June 28, 2015 at 5:23 pm | #

        Well, maybe not. We’ve only ever seen her try to have sex with one guy that ended in failure, and she also tried making out with Ken once while trying to make Ultra Car jealous.

        She might be attracted to men and women. Like, if Ultra Car identified as male, had a male chassis, would Malaya not be attracted? I think she’s demi and needs a deep emotional connection before she can be with someone.

      • Historyman68
        Historyman68
        June 28, 2015 at 8:10 pm | #

        Also, this is a different universe. Danny wasn’t bi (I don’t think?) in Walky-verse, Billie wasn’t half-Asian, Carla was a car.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          June 28, 2015 at 9:00 pm | #

          Sexuality is consistent through both universes, ie: Walkyverse Danny is bi too.

          As for Billie… huh. Willis said that he originally thought of her as thoroughly English, but I would assume she’s also half-Chinese in the Walkyverse now too.

  40. Bagge
    Bagge
    June 28, 2015 at 3:59 am | #

    Come on, Malaya! Marcie wants to do shit.

  41. Samantha
    Samantha
    June 28, 2015 at 4:01 am | #

    This is so cute I think it bodes well Marcie is obviously nervous and e checks Malaya to push her away hence the glance before the ssmile and Malaya seems pretty comfortable with it she doesn’t push her away or move away from her she just relaxes

  42. Majere
    Majere
    June 28, 2015 at 4:23 am | #

    I’m having a really hard time caring about these two after yesterday’s strip.

    • Egwenna
      Egwenna
      June 28, 2015 at 11:50 am | #

      Yes! Yesterdays strip was really off-putting. They were awful, and now… I sat for a while and stared at this and really didn’t care.

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        June 28, 2015 at 3:19 pm | #

        I’m kinda with them on yesterday’s strip. Lucy was -too- damn friendly. I found it unsettling and kinda artificial.

        • Majere
          Majere
          June 28, 2015 at 3:59 pm | #

          That says more about you then it does about Lucy.

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      June 28, 2015 at 8:11 pm | #

      How can you still read Willis strips if someone being sarcastic about their overly friendly roommate is enough to put you off a character?

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        June 28, 2015 at 9:24 pm | #

        All we really know about Malaya is that:

        – She is an unpleasant asshole.

        – She also gets along pretty well with Marcie and is learning sign language.

        So unlike every other character who has a ton of positive aspects to counterbalance the worse behaviour, Malaya’s just casually acting like a turd to Lucy, a character plenty of Shortpacked readers really like.

        Besides, I get the joke, but I don’t see how Lucy introduction yesterday is being annoyingly friendly to somebody, unless they’re a bitter asshole like Malaya.

        • Historyman68
          Historyman68
          June 29, 2015 at 12:21 pm | #

          We also know that she speaks her mind all the time and calls people out on their bullshit.

  43. blegh
    blegh
    June 28, 2015 at 5:03 am | #

    wonder if malaya’s out yet. to herself, i mean

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      June 28, 2015 at 1:51 pm | #

      It is conceivable that she’s straight and may even be homophobic. It’s as possible a plot thread as any!

      • Arianod
        Arianod
        June 28, 2015 at 3:11 pm | #

        Willis stated that everyone’s sexual orientation is the same in DoA as it was in previous universes, so it’d seem that “straight” is out of the question. Of course, in SP Malaya only hit it off with an AI that had a robotic, sexless body; it’s still to be seen what that translates to in a realistic universe.

        • blegh
          blegh
          June 28, 2015 at 4:10 pm | #

          carla is a girl. in both universes. jfc

      • blegh
        blegh
        June 28, 2015 at 4:11 pm | #

        nah

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        June 28, 2015 at 6:54 pm | #

        No it isn’t. She has the same sexuality Shortpacked! Malaya had, and Shortpacked! Malaya’s only successful relationship was with a woman.

  44. Sigurther
    Sigurther
    June 28, 2015 at 7:09 am | #

    Just posting to see which character I get for an avatar.

  45. Rich
    Rich
    June 28, 2015 at 7:56 am | #

    Amusing thought, is Malaya just completely oblivious and has no idea Marcie’s into her? Even funnier, she doesn’t twig to it until after Marcie leaves and Lucy says “You two make a cute couple” or something?

    • Nono
      Nono
      June 28, 2015 at 11:40 am | #

      There are countless times where a girl or guy has no idea someone’s into them.

      This is just another.

  46. ThatGuy
    ThatGuy
    June 28, 2015 at 8:38 am | #

    See, phones are so great as it lets you keep busy while your partner is busy, but you dont want to leave them

  47. Willoughby Chase
    Willoughby Chase
    June 28, 2015 at 9:15 am | #

    You read it here first: it could go either way!

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      June 28, 2015 at 9:29 am | #

      That’s what she saiiid.

  48. Li
    Li
    June 28, 2015 at 9:58 am | #

    I appreciate this strip.

    A lot of LGB movies cheat. They give characters ACTUAL gaydar, so that everyone just kind of knows from a single smile. There’s very little “incredibly awkward how do I hint this strongly enough so they’ll see it if they’re interested but remain oblivious if they’re straight ughhhh I’m so afraid to say it out loud”, which is the reality in most RL situations.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      June 28, 2015 at 11:08 am | #

      +1

    • saki
      saki
      June 28, 2015 at 2:05 pm | #

      Yes.

    • m2iCodeJockey
      m2iCodeJockey
      June 28, 2015 at 3:56 pm | #

      It’s not just gay relations in film. It’s all relations in film.

      If the movie isn’t about the awkwardness trying to express interest in an socially ambiguous environment, it all
      “Are you tab ‘A'”
      “Yes, I’m tab ‘A.’ Are you slot ‘B?'”
      “Yes, I’m slot ‘B.’ You will now firmly insert yourself…”

      I mean, have you ever just analysed a movie like Terminator.
      -What reason does Sarah have to jump Kyle? He’s wearing STOLEN HOBO PANTS.
      -It’s not possible for Kyle to be John’s father unless there is another timeline when Kyle was also a chrononaut. Porche guy is probably John’s dad (for another discussion…)

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        June 28, 2015 at 4:11 pm | #

        She jumped him because she’d had multiple near death experiences and he’s kinda hot. It’s a stress reaction.

        Time wasn’t supposed to work that way in the Terminator’s universe, there was only one timeline and all time travel resulted in a stable time loop.

        • m2iCodeJockey
          m2iCodeJockey
          June 28, 2015 at 4:38 pm | #

          I know what they wanted to SAY was the reason but, it contradicts, logistically.
          He ‘lands,’ grabs the pants of a person who drunken and sitting in a pile of trash.

          You think the pair of slick new pair of Big Nike edition sneakers override the pants, eh?

          • timemonkey
            timemonkey
            June 28, 2015 at 7:01 pm | #

            What does the pants have to do with anything? It’s not like she’d know.

            • m2iCodeJockey
              m2iCodeJockey
              June 28, 2015 at 7:52 pm | #

              Dude!
              How does a drunken hobo laying in the trash during the California summer smell?

              • timemonkey
                timemonkey
                June 28, 2015 at 9:54 pm | #

                Didn’t she jump him in a motel? He could have showed or changed pants by then.

    • JWLM
      JWLM
      June 28, 2015 at 8:25 pm | #

      +1

  49. miados
    miados
    June 28, 2015 at 11:42 am | #

    I am not a person who cares about sex or even likes it honestly and well this is what i would like to have in a relationship. or at least if you had just this comic what i would like. Someone to “be alone with” and some mild cuddles.

  50. DEG1377
    DEG1377
    June 28, 2015 at 7:00 pm | #

    …. This is the comment that finally made me notice:

    Malaya has two expressions – Asshole and Worried.

    Seriously, why does she look so worried all the time?

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      June 28, 2015 at 8:24 pm | #

      I smell BACKSTORY

    • m2iCodeJockey
      m2iCodeJockey
      June 28, 2015 at 8:43 pm | #

      Concerned she’s forgotten to be an asshole to someone.

  51. Kraken
    Kraken
    June 28, 2015 at 9:02 pm | #

    I feel like panel 4 should be as big as 4 strips.

    That moment when you make a move and you don’t know how it’ll be received…

  52. Rictus
    Rictus
    June 28, 2015 at 11:58 pm | #

    Cute 🙂

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Hasbro Transformers Age of the Primes Sideways is in stock at Walmart ($24.97) - bit.ly/3J2BiOz #ad
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social ⋅ 12h
rest in piss hulk hogan
andre the giant: I don't like to speak badly of people I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot Say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face.
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social ⋅ 13h
once again, my self-appointed task of commenting on a daily artistic medium over the course of decades that sometimes throws repeats at me puts me in the position of pierre menard accidentally writing the quixote
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Thew Adams @toygrind.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
Oh my GOD Those stickers we saw on Dammit Open earlier this month? With the super early G1 artwork of non-finalised Autobots? And that one little weirdo in the corner with the VW chest who looked like a shit Bumblebee? It's fucking MUFFY
chrismcfeely.bsky.social's user avatarChris McFeely @chrismcfeely.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
WE DONE IT AGAIN!! Another long-lost TF document unearthed at last and brought to you at TFNation! Come Muffy-diving with me and Jim as we take you on a detailed look through writer Jeffrey Scott's WILDLY different early-1984 pitch for the original G1 cartoon!!
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Chris McFeely @chrismcfeely.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
WE DONE IT AGAIN!! Another long-lost TF document unearthed at last and brought to you at TFNation! Come Muffy-diving with me and Jim as we take you on a detailed look through writer Jeffrey Scott's WILDLY different early-1984 pitch for the original G1 cartoon!!
tfnationltd.bsky.social's user avatarTFNation @tfnationltd.bsky.social ⋅ 15h
This is a BIG one... TRANSFORMERS NONE: THE CARTOON THAT NEVER WAS TFNation 2025 Saturday Night Clubcon 9th August 2025 ✅ Sorenson & McFeely ✅ Lost media ✅ Pre-recorded script reading ✅ Special guest cast Details below! tfnation.com/blog/20... #TFNation #Transformers
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
Pop quiz: what are they fighting over
Cafeteria Joyce/Walky catfight
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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com ⋅ 1d
Reposting links when it's not ass o'clock but if bigots can yell at visa and mastercard then so can we. This is a nightmare timeline for nsfw creators and creators as a whole, so if you're someone who enjoys my work or anyone else's we need all hands on deck if we want any shot at all
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 14h
Considering Dagwood's industrialist tycoon parents disowned him for marrying Blondie, I'm pretty sure that last panel was his wedding vows verbatim
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otava heikkilä @claystorks.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
instead of vowing to take itch down with your justified anger, redirect that anger at the institutions who are directly responsible for strong arming every single platform that sells adult and/or queer art:
iantos.bsky.social's user avatarIantos @iantos.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Maybe we could find out. Mastercard (US): 1-800-627-8372 Mastercard (Int.): +1-636-722-7111 Visa (US + Can): 1 800 847 2911 Visa (AUS): 1 800 125 440 PayPal: +44-0203-901-7000
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social ⋅ 15h
Buy a lottery ticket NOW
nasboat.org's user avatarassbutt @nasboat.org ⋅ 2d
please let Hulk Hogan be the third in the Rule of 3s
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Dave Zirin @edgeofsports.bsky.social ⋅ 15h
Real discussion: CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me? CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 15h
so, you got detention
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 17h
look, i gotta say it: "re-experience your nostalgia" is nonsense that's just recursive nostalgia
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