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by David M Willis on February 21, 2016 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - That Perfect Girl
└ Tags: jennifer, ruth

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  1. LimeSheep
    LimeSheep
    February 21, 2016 at 12:01 am | #

    god DAMN it ruth

    • LimeSheep
      LimeSheep
      February 21, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

      whats even the point of guilt tripping the person you are breaking up with, for real

      man i hope this results in more of billie on her own. shes been joined at the hip with ruth for a while now. she has her own life to care about

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        February 21, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

        It got her to give the key back. In a sense.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        February 21, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

        Well, Ruth kinda only ever really matters in her relationship with Billie, and that’s where almost the entirety of her panel time comes from.

        But, yeah, I’m all for some more antagonistic bromance with her and Walky. Maybe some time away from Ruth will allow her to sort of try and become more confident again.

      • Suitora
        Suitora
        February 21, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

        Because Billie went behind her back and lied to her about Becky. People seem to be forgetting this point. Billie is not completely innocent here.

        • LimeSheep
          LimeSheep
          February 21, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

          she was under no obligation to tell ruth, especially when she had no idea how ruth wouldve reacted.

          also thats got practically nothing to do with why theyre breaking up

        • John
          John
          February 21, 2016 at 12:44 am | #

          Some call it “lying”. Others call it “helping Ruth maintain her plausible deniability”.

          • Clif
            Clif
            February 21, 2016 at 1:19 am | #

            Have you ever considered running for public office?

            • Skizz
              Skizz
              February 21, 2016 at 2:08 am | #

              Public office is pretty much where Ruth is.

              • Hijean
                Hijean
                February 21, 2016 at 2:13 am | #

                If it’s a government owned university, technically it is.

                • quarktime
                  quarktime
                  February 21, 2016 at 5:52 pm | #

                  At my college, the Resident Assistants weren’t forbidden relationships with students. Only the PROFESSORS were…but it still happened. One of my friends had a relationship with the Speech professor, and it wouldn’t have resulted in any sanctions if they hadn’t both been guys.

                  But one of the dorms for women only was pretty much accepted as the lesbian dorm. I didn’t live there because I wasn’t out yet, but if I was out, I would have. And the RA was really cute. I think the whole “Ruth can’t get caught licky-style with a student” is a bit overblown, since pretty much all the RAs I’ve ever known did it and nothing ever happened to them. I think it’s just Ruth not accepting herself more than being afraid of being caught.

                • displacedTxn
                  displacedTxn
                  February 22, 2016 at 1:37 pm | #

                  I think it varies school by school, I went to CSU and RA’s there could definitely be relieved of their position for being in a relationship with a dorm resident even if it wasn’t one on their floor. I know a couple people who were RA’s in other schools where this was also the case.

        • Time Sage
          Time Sage
          February 21, 2016 at 1:19 am | #

          To be fair, one can’t lie if one is never asked. Ruth had no clue about Becky. Billie omitting to mention the info that was never asked for is not a lie, it’s just not talking about it. And when she was asked she DID cough up info.

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          February 21, 2016 at 5:40 am | #

          That’s not really a lie. Billie was under no obligation to betray the trust of a friend for a vague assumption that her broken gf needed to know the information (especially when her reaction to finding out the whole story was to hand it right back to Billie and tell her to handle it without telling her for the plausible deniability).

        • lokitsu
          lokitsu
          February 21, 2016 at 11:22 am | #

          EVEN if you decide what Billie did was lying, she did it to give shelter to a homeless teenager.
          Legal arguments are one thing, but there’s no doubt in my mind she did the morally correct thing.
          Ruth and Billie’s real problem is that neither trusts the other.

        • Emily
          Emily
          February 21, 2016 at 1:18 pm | #

          It was not her truth to tell.

      • Dean
        Dean
        February 21, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

        As Ruth sees it, she has failed. Now she’s punishing herself by hurting Billie.

        • Clif
          Clif
          February 21, 2016 at 1:21 am | #

          This is all a master plan to enrage Billie to the point where she kills Mary; it’s the only logical course of action.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        February 21, 2016 at 5:37 am | #

        Ruth is deliberately being an asshole to push away Billie and is hoping this will finally be so brutally callous and intermixed with necessity that it will cause Billie to give up on her finally allowing her to kill herself. An end she wants all the more for having the job she is increasingly unable to fulfill threatened, being thwarted in a rare attempt to help another, plus absorbing a massive amount of bullshittery and homophobia, the latter for the first time in her life.

        Basically, she’s been trying to push away Billie for awhile. I think here she’s believing that it will actually stick.

        • Havtorn
          Havtorn
          February 21, 2016 at 6:43 am | #

          That’s a pretty charitable interpretation, though. It might be a bit simpler and she could just actually feel a bit abandoned here. Lets not forget that Ruth isn’t exactly a stable person and it’s entirely possible that a part of her sees this whole separation as calling Billie’s “together to the end”-bluff.

          Yes, Ruth is the one doing the pushing away, but part of her probably (irrationally) feels a bit hurt that Billie is finally, albeit reluctantly, going along with it.

          • Cerberus
            Cerberus
            February 21, 2016 at 2:15 pm | #

            Oh I agree that her depression is probably fucking with her perceptions of events like these like crazy. It’s really really hard to keep a level head and accurate emotional record of events when you’re being hit by all sides and your depression is looking for any reason to believe that everyone hates you and you’re a burden to everyone who’s ever loved you.

            Which is one reason among a billion why the girl needs anti-depressants like yesterday.

            • ChrisHerself
              ChrisHerself
              February 21, 2016 at 6:13 pm | #

              Accurate description of depression is accurate. T_T

  2. Psychotic Mantis
    Psychotic Mantis
    February 21, 2016 at 12:01 am | #

    Ah, the joys of a loving relationship.

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      February 21, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

      Where people get angry at each other and can result in physical harm.

  3. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    February 21, 2016 at 12:01 am | #

    No worry, even in daylight I don’t aim any better than that.

    • Clif
      Clif
      February 21, 2016 at 12:42 am | #

      It’s always darkest before the dawn.

  4. Dara
    Dara
    February 21, 2016 at 12:01 am | #

    GODDAMMIT RUTH STOP MAKING EVERYTHING APOCALYPTIC IT IS NOT

    • Ctrl+C D@
      Ctrl+C D@
      February 21, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

      I’m trying to make Billie’s face in the fifth panel, but my face keeps cramping.

      • Captain Button
        Captain Button
        February 21, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

        Former cheerleader, remember?

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        February 21, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

        It demands a certain amount of hamminess.

        • Screwball
          Screwball
          February 21, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

          And rage. Daniel the Human had that face when I knocked down that wall of his house…

          …We got it rebuilt…

          …I think I still got a few dents…

      • Clif
        Clif
        February 21, 2016 at 1:23 am | #

        You’re doing it wrong. First you got to have the rage and then the face follows naturally.

        • Clif
          Clif
          February 21, 2016 at 1:48 am | #

          What? How did that comment get up here? Now I’ve got to go make it again in the right place.

    • Luzahn
      Luzahn
      February 21, 2016 at 12:26 am | #

      Really, we just need to get Ruth some lovely brain drugs. Things would be so much less horrifying.

      • Clif
        Clif
        February 21, 2016 at 1:23 am | #

        What kind of drugs come from lovely brains? We need to know. For Science.

    • ozzi
      ozzi
      February 21, 2016 at 5:42 am | #

      Has she tried pressing crtl alt del?

    • Emily
      Emily
      February 21, 2016 at 1:19 pm | #

      Ruth is incapable of not being incredibly melodramatic at all times.

  5. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    February 21, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    “STOP RUINING MY DRAMATIC RAGE WITH YOUR FALSE INDIFFERENCE!”

    • spriteless
      spriteless
      February 21, 2016 at 9:52 am | #

      I prefer to be charitable, and suppose Ruth can’t imagine someone not being as pessimistic as she herself is while down. I know some days, some days I feel humanity is clinging to a tiny speck in the universe, and is too stupid to figure out how to fix things even the few who try, not that that’s many, and that makes me feel a little better. (hahaha I don’t have to be down on me everyone is losers) The thought really upsets people who aren’t in a particular frame of mind.

  6. svata
    svata
    February 21, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    Ruth, why.

  7. Disloyal Subject
    Disloyal Subject
    February 21, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    Well, it worked.

  8. Captain Button
    Captain Button
    February 21, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    Ruth, wants to brood, alone in the dark.

    But noooooo…..

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      February 21, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

      She’s gonna go and rock out to that Batman metal song from the Lego Movie.

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        February 21, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

        Batmetal? Am I gonna have to watch that movie now?

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          February 21, 2016 at 12:25 am | #

          Darkness!
          No parents!
          Super rich!
          Kinda makes it better!

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        February 21, 2016 at 12:26 am | #

        This song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulbz3YZ6_fg

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          February 21, 2016 at 2:27 am | #

          Well, that’s one minute and thirty-nine seconds I’ll never get back.

          • Clif
            Clif
            February 21, 2016 at 11:01 pm | #

            But then there are many one minute and thirty-nine seconds that you’ll never get back. At least that one was mildly amusing.

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      February 21, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

      “Hey, there ain’t enough place here for the two of us! Find your own.”

  9. CaptainBatson
    CaptainBatson
    February 21, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    Ruth.

    • Clif
      Clif
      February 21, 2016 at 1:08 am | #

      It isn’t love if it doesn’t hurt. So she has to make it hurt.

  10. Spencer
    Spencer
    February 21, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    Ruth inspires conflicting feelings in me, most of which involve a comically oversized mallet.

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      February 21, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

      I hear prosthetic femurs aren’t far off.

      • Clif
        Clif
        February 21, 2016 at 1:09 am | #

        But they just aren’t as flexible as real femurs.

  11. Ctrl+C D@
    Ctrl+C D@
    February 21, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    So much for Ruth not letting Mary win.

    At least these two finally ended it.

    • Captain Button
      Captain Button
      February 21, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

      She has to destroy the relationship in order to save it.

      • Ctrl+C D@
        Ctrl+C D@
        February 21, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

        I’m not sure that’s what happening here.

        By all accounts this should be over, Billie’s lied to Ruth way too many times at this point, and I think keeping Becky a secret hurt more than she lets on. Not because Billie kept someone crashing on campus for free a secret, but because she thinks Billie doesn’t think she’d be willing to help.

        But like I’ve been saying, these two aren’t exactly healthy for each other, and being away is the best thing at this point.

        • Clif
          Clif
          February 21, 2016 at 12:47 am | #

          Sweet summer child your naivety is refreshing. Winter is coming.

      • StClair
        StClair
        February 21, 2016 at 12:53 am | #

        More importantly, now that the relationship is over, she can finally get on with destroying herself. Without that “holding her back.”

        • Clif
          Clif
          February 21, 2016 at 1:25 am | #

          Oh, it’s not over.

      • Emily
        Emily
        February 21, 2016 at 1:23 pm | #

        No she has to destroy it so she can continue to sacrifice herself on the altar of her own misery without Billie getting in the way.

  12. Stephen R. Bierce
    Stephen R. Bierce
    February 21, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    *plays Elton John & Kiki Dee’s “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart” on the hacked Muzak*

    • FuryOfFirestorm
      FuryOfFirestorm
      February 21, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

      “Oh honey, when you knocked on my door

      I threw the key at your goddamn face”

  13. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    February 21, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    Ruth: Forces someone away, and then says “you’re the one abandoning me!”

    • Doopyboop
      Doopyboop
      February 21, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

      Couldn’t have said it better than myself, thank you.

      • Clif
        Clif
        February 21, 2016 at 12:48 am | #

        Guilt always makes it sweeter.

    • Mandy
      Mandy
      February 21, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

      Seriously. I’m just hoping that this mess being over doesn’t mean either of them will actually go through with the suicide that they love to mention all the time. Although maybe once they don’t have each other to feed off of, they’ll actually get some fuckin’ help.

      • JonRich
        JonRich
        February 21, 2016 at 12:45 am | #

        Willis has said that he’s not including character death. Which is good, because the mourning period would last about a decade.

        • StClair
          StClair
          February 21, 2016 at 1:45 am | #

          “no one will die” doesn’t rule out an attempt.

          • Cerberus
            Cerberus
            February 21, 2016 at 5:41 am | #

            Especially when there’s already been one attempt on panel so far with Ruth trying to drink herself into a coma.

          • Emily
            Emily
            February 21, 2016 at 1:25 pm | #

            Even the drama from that would last for fucking ever. It’d be an interminable hell.

            • Clif
              Clif
              February 21, 2016 at 11:02 pm | #

              Technically, I think we’re still in the drama from the first attempt.

    • FennelFox
      FennelFox
      February 21, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

      Classic Ruth.

    • Znayx
      Znayx
      February 21, 2016 at 3:03 am | #

      Yeah, that was… confusing to me. I guess saying things that don’t really make sense doesn’t matter if you’re trying to create discord anyway.

      • Emily
        Emily
        February 21, 2016 at 1:25 pm | #

        Emotional abuse is rarely rational.

  14. Doopyboop
    Doopyboop
    February 21, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    Damn Ruth. I’m kinda getting flashbacks to Twilight New Moon, but at least Ruth is asking/suggesting rather than breaking into Billie’s room and forcibly removing their pictures without permission.

  15. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    February 21, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    Ruth pushed Billie into leaving, this is not Billie’s idea.
    And I doubt if these two are over. Not entirely.
    Unless Billie does walk away on her own now.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      February 21, 2016 at 5:43 am | #

      Yeah, Billie has rejected every other attempt by Ruth to push her away, so I can see her partially sabotaging the separation plan out of pure anger at Ruth for the what? Third? Fourth? Fifth time today pulling this “you don’t actually care about me, I push you away” move?

      • Luzahn
        Luzahn
        February 21, 2016 at 12:45 pm | #

        Ooh, what if she intentionally reveals what Ruth’s been doing to management?

        It’s got a certain logic to it: She removes both Mary’s power over Ruth and the need for them to split up. With the added bonus of infuriating Ruth, which is basically how these two flirt anyway.

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          February 21, 2016 at 2:13 pm | #

          I dunno, that would really fuck over Ruth in some major major ways that would be very permanent as she would lose her RA job and forced to move off campus and might be suspended for a time.

          Honestly, Ruth is playing with fire a bit with her “make her mad and try to break up with her” gambit as an angry ex Billie could have enough pent up “what an unrepentant awful person” feelings to do something that awful to Ruth out of her feelings of betrayal and hurt.

          • Luzahn
            Luzahn
            February 21, 2016 at 2:39 pm | #

            Hrm, you may have a point there. I don’t know what the penalties for an RA mismanaging their floor are; I’m just assuming she would lose the job and have to switch dorms/rooms. Suspending someone for doing their job badly seems draconian.

            It’s possible she’s relying on the pay the RA gig provides, though, which could be bad.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              February 21, 2016 at 4:33 pm | #

              Not so much the pay as the free room & board.

              And then there’s the question of what her grandfather would think. We don’t know a lot about him, just that the one phone conversation we’ve seen triggered a drinking binge. I’ve gotten the impression he’s strict and probably abusive. I doubt this would go over well.

  16. tim gueguen
    tim gueguen
    February 21, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    I wonder what Ruth’s other romantic relationships were like, assuming she’s ever had any.

    • Joe Helfrich
      Joe Helfrich
      February 21, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

      She’s said before she had a boyfriend when she was living in Canada. But that was presumably some time ago.

      • John
        John
        February 21, 2016 at 12:40 am | #

        His name is Vancouver and he lives in Alberta.

        • Israfel
          Israfel
          February 21, 2016 at 1:39 am | #

          He cooks like my mother and sucks like a hoover

          • Dana
            Dana
            February 21, 2016 at 1:57 am | #

            And she can’t wait to eat his pussy again.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      February 21, 2016 at 5:46 am | #

      To be fair, it may have been somewhat different because it may have occurred at a time of her life when she wasn’t so depressed that the only emotion she could access was anger. So, it may have actually been somewhat healthy and normative. It’s just Billie is seeing Ruth at her absolute worst and Ruth is not able to show her better traits (and is straight up abusive a lot of the time) or even always be a halfway considerate partner.

  17. 0kami
    0kami
    February 21, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    Sorry, shippers, but it had to happen sooner or later.

    It isn’t that I’m not choking up as a result of a girl-girl relationship coming undone (after all, I’m 100% for Becky/Dina!), but when you have two sides who are blatant cycles of self-destruction, it never encourages any growth or development for either side. Both Ruth and Billie need to focus on healing themselves first, rather than get too deeply involved while constantly fending off suspicions and oversight laws.

    • Ctrl+C D@
      Ctrl+C D@
      February 21, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

      I think most people are missing the important detail.

      Who do we ship them with now?

      • pjeseb
        pjeseb
        February 21, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

        Ruth x Dorothy
        Billie x Walky

        • Ctrl+C D@
          Ctrl+C D@
          February 21, 2016 at 12:23 am | #

          Nooooooooooooooooooo.

          • pjeseb
            pjeseb
            February 21, 2016 at 12:59 am | #

            If anybody has the sheer amount of stamina necessary to put up with Ruth’s shit, it’s Dorothy.

        • LimeSheep
          LimeSheep
          February 21, 2016 at 1:16 am | #

          billie x walky is FORBIDDEN

          someone mentioned a while ago the idea of billie x dina and while it would be really unlikely i think it would be pretty damn cute

          as for ruth theres probably better kinds of therapy than dating

          • Znayx
            Znayx
            February 21, 2016 at 3:06 am | #

            Why is Billie x Walky forbidden, if you don’t mind me asking? I mean, it’s that relationship in the story that’s just meant to get teased, but why would it be so bad if it happened, other than the fact that it would mean Dorothy must have broken up with him (or the other way around).

            • LimeSheep
              LimeSheep
              February 21, 2016 at 5:50 am | #

              they spent most of their childhood together and see each other as siblings. walky even straight up called her his sister once.

              • Znayx
                Znayx
                February 21, 2016 at 1:31 pm | #

                To that, I respond, “So?” :p

                The fact is that, being not related, the only thing that would keep them apart is people who are completely disgusted by even suggestions to incest, because clearly they won’t have the heightened risk of genetic problems in their child that is the only actual reason to avoid incest, besides the things religion tells us.

                • Znayx
                  Znayx
                  February 21, 2016 at 1:33 pm | #

                  Well, there is the fact that they are of the disgusted type, so that is the only relevant factor that should be stopping them.

                • LimeSheep
                  LimeSheep
                  February 21, 2016 at 7:06 pm | #

                  the fact that theyd never want to is all that matters to me
                  i dont really have a problem with incest ships in general though

                • chomp
                  chomp
                  February 21, 2016 at 11:24 pm | #

                  Honestly, bringing sex into the fraternal relationship itself squicks me out waaaaaaaay more than the genetics, especially since Billie thinks of herself as the big sister/protector. It’s a fragile dynamic to fuck with.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        February 21, 2016 at 12:30 am | #

        Ruth x Truck

        • Cacturne
          Cacturne
          February 21, 2016 at 12:41 am | #

          Ruth x Integrity?
          Ruth x Lack of Regrets?

          • Someone
            Someone
            February 21, 2016 at 1:34 am | #

            Dina X Doing her best?

            • Spencer
              Spencer
              February 21, 2016 at 7:23 am | #

              Dina x the other parts of her across the room.

      • Mandy
        Mandy
        February 21, 2016 at 12:34 am | #

        I’ll ship them both with a damn therapist!

        • Clif
          Clif
          February 21, 2016 at 12:49 am | #

          How unethical.

          • Dana
            Dana
            February 21, 2016 at 2:00 am | #

            Only if they’re clients.

        • ChrisHerself
          ChrisHerself
          February 21, 2016 at 12:56 am | #

          Next on Slipshine

  18. Cheshrin
    Cheshrin
    February 21, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    Ruth: We need to end this!

    Also Ruth: You’re kind of abandoning me.

    Okay, so I get that Ruth’s dealing with a lot of shit including some serious depression (Which has a tendency to make things look their absolute worst) but seriously? Blaming someone else for the break-up you initiated is what we in the business like to call a Dick Move.

    • Suitora
      Suitora
      February 21, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

      Well, I mean, Billie has been lying to her from Day 1. And Billie’s most recent excuse was that it wasn’t technically a lie. Ruth’s got a really good point when you take that into account.

      • Russ
        Russ
        February 21, 2016 at 12:34 am | #

        Not really. Ruth didn’t say, “You lied to me, and that makes me not want to be with you.” She said that Billie was abandoning her, even though Ruth is the one instigating the break up to cover her tracks. It may be paranoia, spite, or both, but I wouldn’t call it justified.

        That being said they’re a terrible couple. Here’s hoping Ruth can cope with Billie’s sudden absence.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        February 21, 2016 at 12:36 am | #

        What does lying to protect Becky from getting kicked out onto the streets have to do with Ruth going “you’re abandoning me even though I explicitly told you we need to end this relationship”?

        Like, if she wants to get angry about that then sure, but it has nothing to do with what’s happening here.

        • Clif
          Clif
          February 21, 2016 at 12:52 am | #

          Ruth isn’t angry. She’s goading Billie into anger. Because that’s what their relationship is partially based on and angry Billie is hot.

          • SundaesChild
            SundaesChild
            February 21, 2016 at 9:26 am | #

            I laughed, but honestly, I understand the thought process; nothing else has worked, so insulting her loyalty/integrity is the only way to get her to leave. Cruel to be kind.

    • Znayx
      Znayx
      February 21, 2016 at 3:12 am | #

      Yeah, definitely a Dick Move. Or… Bigger.

      No, I don’t mean “Big-Dick Move” or “More-Inches Move”

      I’m talking about the move being bigger, not the… You know what, never mind. That IS what I mean. This is a Big Fat Twelve-Inch Move.

  19. Luzahn
    Luzahn
    February 21, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    Aw man, Ruth’s emotions are all sorts of messed up, aren’t they?

    I mean we’ve know this, but damn. Hopefully Billie can keep her on track.

  20. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    February 21, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    I think you’re forcing Billie to abandon you, Ruth. No blame gaming.

  21. AeromechanicalAce
    AeromechanicalAce
    February 21, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

    Aaaand sympathy for ruth is evaporating at a rapid rate.

    Poor Billie though, as much as i hate her snotty attitude towards ‘nerds’, she really DOES want to help. Having that thrown back in her face has to hurt.

    • John
      John
      February 21, 2016 at 12:50 am | #

      As a fully qualified nerd, I really can’t hold Billie’s attitude against her. Tsundere’s gotta tsun.

  22. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    February 21, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

    Could have been worse — Ruth could have said “you throw like a girl”.

    • Cacturne
      Cacturne
      February 21, 2016 at 12:39 am | #

      “You throw like a non-cheerleader.”

      • pjeseb
        pjeseb
        February 21, 2016 at 12:53 am | #

        Hey now. Them’s fightin’ words.

      • Clif
        Clif
        February 21, 2016 at 12:54 am | #

        You throw like a nerd.

  23. Kris
    Kris
    February 21, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

    Drat! A key shaped mark on Ruth’s face would’ve been all the evidence Mary needed!

    • Ctrl+C D@
      Ctrl+C D@
      February 21, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

      She still has the “I’m sleeping with Billie” birthmark on her ass.

      • Clif
        Clif
        February 21, 2016 at 12:54 am | #

        That was always there.

        • trlkly
          trlkly
          February 21, 2016 at 2:22 am | #

          That is what a birthmark is, after all.

  24. Tunaro
    Tunaro
    February 21, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

    Me 2 minutes ago: Well, let’s check out DoA for the first time in a year! I hope nothing too bad’s happened in the meanwhile.
    Me now: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WILLIS

    • Screwball
      Screwball
      February 21, 2016 at 12:23 am | #

      Welcome back to the madness…

      You did miss some fun. My current Gravatar is 1 of the best parts…

    • Clif
      Clif
      February 21, 2016 at 1:36 am | #

      That’ll teach you.

  25. Guairdean
    Guairdean
    February 21, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

    It’ll be interesting to see who Ruth is protecting, herself, or Billie.

    • Luzahn
      Luzahn
      February 21, 2016 at 12:15 am | #

      Really, I think she’s just trying to push Billie away again so she can end it all.

      Mary’s just a convenient reason to push Billie way that doesn’t immediately seem like an excuse.

      • Ctrl+C D@
        Ctrl+C D@
        February 21, 2016 at 12:25 am | #

        Agreed.

      • StClair
        StClair
        February 21, 2016 at 12:55 am | #

        Yup.
        no attachments, no one to stop you, and no reason to.

        • Someone
          Someone
          February 21, 2016 at 1:27 am | #

          uh, there’s a 16 year old Game of Thrones fan that she’s fairly attached to…

          • Leorale
            Leorale
            February 21, 2016 at 1:52 am | #

            That’s a good attachment, especially if she knows that your statistical chance of attempting/completing suicide jumps if your sibling (or other super-close person) has completed suicide. I mean, if Ruth completes suicide, Howard will be much more likely to attempt, sometime during his life, than he would’ve been otherwise. (I don’t remember by how much, but I remember that it’s a lot.)

            • StClair
              StClair
              February 21, 2016 at 2:08 am | #

              Yup, that’s a tricky one to get around, if one’s caring for one’s family is sincere and not just “they’ll be better off without me.”
              Sometimes anchors like that are the only thing holding someone back.

              • Leorale
                Leorale
                February 21, 2016 at 2:13 am | #

                I think people who believe others would be better off are sincere, they’re just very incorrect. But yes to the anchors. I like anchors. You only really need one, it gives you time to create more.

                • Cerberus
                  Cerberus
                  February 21, 2016 at 2:08 pm | #

                  Your brain when depressed is very very good at convincing yourself that things that are patently untrue like no one would miss you or that you’re a burden to everyone in your life or that everyone in your life would be better off if you were dead are the most true things in the world.

                  It can make those things feel even more true than the loved one telling you that they’d miss you or be devastated if you went through with it or that they’d find a way to invent necromancy just to scream at you for doing that to them (my personal favorite from my it’s complicated back when we were both on the raggedy edge).

                  It can make the anchors sometimes very hard to imbed in a way your depression can’t crumble away.

                • StClair
                  StClair
                  February 21, 2016 at 4:08 pm | #

                  heck, sometimes the anchor(s) can become a focus of resentment, because they’re what’s “holding [you] back.”

                  no one ever said this was a rational thought process in any way.

                • ischemgeek
                  ischemgeek
                  February 21, 2016 at 7:42 pm | #

                  Yeah, Cerberus and StClair, what you both said.

                  Depression brain is a royal asshole.

            • Leorale
              Leorale
              February 21, 2016 at 2:09 am | #

              It’s 2am but I don’t like making a statement like that without a source, so have a depressing study. (It looks solid at first glance: various correlations between siblings-of-suicides and unhappy outcomes, cancelling for several major environmental factors.)

              http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4302726/

              Your sib killing themselves isn’t good for you, surprise.

      • Guairdean Beatha
        Guairdean Beatha
        February 21, 2016 at 12:05 pm | #

        If I remember correctly, Willis said that no one dies. He didn’t, however, say that no one would get really close to shuffling off the mortal coil.

        If Ruth does attempt suicide, my bet is that it will be a suicide gesture and not a true attempt.

        • Luzahn
          Luzahn
          February 21, 2016 at 12:32 pm | #

          I mean, I think all he said was that nobody’s going to die just because they died in the previous universe.

          But yeah, I think killing Ruth off would be a weird choice, narratively speaking. We lose all of her character development and just turn her into a tool for Billie’s own development.

          Plus, it’d be all super sad and stuff.

    • AeromechanicalAce
      AeromechanicalAce
      February 21, 2016 at 12:17 am | #

      Probably Billie, in a very screwed up, unproductive manner. Ruth is pretty actively self-destructive. If i had to guess, she sees this as the least painful way to shove Billie away (HOPEFULLY so she can take down mary, but that may be wishful thinking on my part).

  26. Tomas
    Tomas
    February 21, 2016 at 12:15 am | #

    Good luck finding the key in the dark amidst all those sticks.

  27. Just Me
    Just Me
    February 21, 2016 at 12:15 am | #

    Ruth might be doing it because she thinks it’s best fro Billie. She might be concerned that their relationship will bring them both down, and Ruth doesn’t want to take Billie with her when she drowns.

  28. jepmz
    jepmz
    February 21, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

    This is hitting so close to home for me

    • Clif
      Clif
      February 21, 2016 at 1:38 am | #

      Your lover threw the key to your dorm at you in the dark?

  29. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    February 21, 2016 at 12:17 am | #

    You know of all the times I had to break up with a girl I don’t think a door key ever figured in the relationship or the break up. Car key once, but no door keys.

  30. altalemur
    altalemur
    February 21, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

    no, that key was supposed to cut your throat, Ruthless. Billie just forgot she was throwing a key and not a knife.

  31. Saaaam
    Saaaam
    February 21, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

    Back to Joyceland please

    • Clif
      Clif
      February 21, 2016 at 12:56 am | #

      Careful what you wish for.

      • Clif
        Clif
        February 21, 2016 at 1:40 am | #

        Though I realize how difficult it could be to live without your daily dose of Joyce’s mother.

      • Saaaam
        Saaaam
        February 21, 2016 at 12:02 pm | #

        I just enjoy Joyce’s current plot thread more. I’ve been down this Ruth’s Depression Road in my own life so it does nothing for me.

        • Captain Button
          Captain Button
          February 21, 2016 at 12:06 pm | #

          “Ruth’s Depression Road” is the name of my next emo band.

        • Luzahn
          Luzahn
          February 21, 2016 at 1:11 pm | #

          I’m liking where both are at the moment, but the Joyce one is definitely more interesting. We’re seeing new places and people, which is always fun.

          Plus, we’re probably going to see Jocelyne at some point soon.

  32. caesaria82
    caesaria82
    February 21, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

    God honestly, Ruth and Billie are so destructive. Individually and together. I love them dearly, but they are making terrible life choices and are at the same time SO not good for each other and also the only good thing for each other. Y’know? I really am totally rooting for them, in the long trun, but they have to fix themselves first, both individually, before they can fix each other. Or even really be with each other. Or be human beings in this world.

    Not that ‘fixed’ is ever an achievable state with things like depression and addiction (it’s always a work in progress, like, I am forever working through my depression, I would never claim to be ‘fixed’ or ‘healed’), but I couldn’t really think of a better word. They are standing on the edge of the abyss and I don’t think they’re realizing it. I don’t often yell ‘ get some fucking help’ at fictional characters, but with these two I do. All the time.

    They’re a MESS. I love them but they’re a goddamn mess.

    • Screwball
      Screwball
      February 21, 2016 at 12:24 am | #

      It’s kinda funny reading all that with a Mary Gravatar… :p

      • caesaria82
        caesaria82
        February 21, 2016 at 12:28 am | #

        My eternal struggle lol. (but also I am really not bothered and too lazy to change it, so people are just gonna have to deal :p)

    • ChrisHerself
      ChrisHerself
      February 21, 2016 at 12:46 am | #

      Sums it right up.

    • Clif
      Clif
      February 21, 2016 at 12:58 am | #

      I’m rooting for them in the short run. In the long run they’re doomed.

      • trlkly
        trlkly
        February 21, 2016 at 2:02 am | #

        Completely the other way around, for me. Or, I guess, maybe short term okay, medium term doomed, long term (after they get their shit sorted out) back together again.

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          February 21, 2016 at 2:17 am | #

          I don’t mind whether they end up together, I just want them to kick butt in treatment someday and feel okay in themselves individually.

          • caesaria82
            caesaria82
            February 21, 2016 at 4:05 am | #

            Yeah, basically this. I am invested in both these girls and their mental health and whether they end up together or not (though I hope they do), I just want them to get better.

            • Spencer
              Spencer
              February 21, 2016 at 8:01 am | #

              For me at least, I want them to get better, but I’m not really comfortable with them being together, given how abusive Ruth was earlier in the comic.

  33. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    February 21, 2016 at 12:39 am | #

    Oh god, another reason to say fuck this.

  34. Wolf
    Wolf
    February 21, 2016 at 12:39 am | #

    We still on that stick topic? Because Billie… Kind of… A Little…

    • Wolf
      Wolf
      February 21, 2016 at 12:40 am | #

      Well, twigs would be a better word.

  35. pjeseb
    pjeseb
    February 21, 2016 at 12:45 am | #

    So, yeah, I’m looking forward to seeing Ruth’s explanation for this one. I get that they’ve both hurt each other, but how is Billie “abandoning” her?

    Also, I know a lot of people think that this breakup will be good for them, but I’m worried about Ruth. It seems to me like she doesn’t have ANYONE apart from Billie.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      February 21, 2016 at 12:52 am | #

      She isn’t, and Ruth knows it. She’s just being a dick to justify pushing Billie away.

      Break up won’t be good for them, not sure if this is a break up tbh, but I don’t think they can get any worse than where they are now, because Ruth is never actually going to kill herself in-comic.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      February 21, 2016 at 8:48 am | #

      Because she promised to never leave no matter what and now she’s letting Ruth push her away, which is breaking that promise and betraying Ruth.

      Which doesn’t make any sense of course, but it’s coming out of Ruth’s depression and other issues, so that’s only to be expected.

      And now that Billie’s abandoned her, like she was always going to do anyway, because everyone always does, she can get back to the original plan of drinking herself to death.

  36. ChrisHerself
    ChrisHerself
    February 21, 2016 at 12:48 am | #

    Me: What the FUCK Ruth
    *checks alt text*
    O_o

  37. Jerry
    Jerry
    February 21, 2016 at 12:49 am | #

    …and cue the trcuk!

    • Clif
      Clif
      February 21, 2016 at 1:01 am | #

      Paul was the Walrus. Mary was the truck. Carla was the pie.

  38. ChrisHerself
    ChrisHerself
    February 21, 2016 at 12:51 am | #

    She’s not just covering her tracks, she’s nuking them from orbit.

  39. Someone
    Someone
    February 21, 2016 at 12:58 am | #

    Never before have I so wanted to enter into a comic. I want to tell Ruth and Billie and Carla and Joyce and Becky and Amber and Ethan and Danny…wow, that it will be alright, I want to ask Mary why she hates so much, ask what’s she afraid of?

    “The true basis of hate, is merely fear”-Someone (me I just made that quote up)

    • Clif
      Clif
      February 21, 2016 at 1:43 am | #

      You want to enter a Willis comic? Man, you are brave.

      • Dana
        Dana
        February 21, 2016 at 2:14 am | #

        I entered a willis comic once and then now I dab dab and dab dab dab dab.

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          February 21, 2016 at 2:19 am | #

          Dab dab mighty, dab hail Dab. ::foams at the dab::

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      February 21, 2016 at 1:46 am | #

      Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. – Yoda

      • Clif
        Clif
        February 21, 2016 at 1:55 am | #

        And Mary suffering is something we can all get behind.

        • Clif
          Clif
          February 21, 2016 at 1:58 am | #

          That Yoda Muppet was smart.

          • Dara
            Dara
            February 21, 2016 at 3:18 am | #

            you’re not wrong

  40. StClair
    StClair
    February 21, 2016 at 1:00 am | #

    All the loose ends tied up, nice and tidy.
    So that after she’s gone, it’ll be as if she never was.

    • Clif
      Clif
      February 21, 2016 at 1:57 am | #

      Only a fleeting memory
      fading into insignificance
      leaving only the dull pain of lost regrets.

      All this and a nickle.

      • StClair
        StClair
        February 21, 2016 at 2:13 am | #

        a Canadian nickel, even.

  41. LeslieBean4Shizzle
    LeslieBean4Shizzle
    February 21, 2016 at 1:03 am | #

    @Everyone saying “this ship is over”
    Really? Ruth says something shitty and Billie throws something? If that was enough to end this ship, we wouldn’t be here.
    This might be a turning point. Hell, it might be a GOOD turning point. But this isn’t the end – not by a long shot.

  42. phildog
    phildog
    February 21, 2016 at 1:16 am | #

    Okay really, why don’t they just swap rooms with someone on a different floor so they can start dating? Or another dorm? There is even a system in place to do this. It’s right there in their A-to-Z guide. It took me less than two minutes to find.

    • Clif
      Clif
      February 21, 2016 at 1:44 am | #

      Please meditate on the title of the comic.

  43. Bagge
    Bagge
    February 21, 2016 at 1:22 am | #

    Pushing away, pushing away… I give them the weekend until next hatefuck.

    • Clif
      Clif
      February 21, 2016 at 1:44 am | #

      That long?

      • Dara
        Dara
        February 21, 2016 at 3:20 am | #

        Well, given that we’re not seeing Sunday ’till autumn, that’s pushing it into… winter 2018? Long enough.

  44. Badgermole
    Badgermole
    February 21, 2016 at 1:47 am | #

    Ugh, these poor babies.

  45. showler
    showler
    February 21, 2016 at 1:48 am | #

    They are both forgetting that Billie taught herself how to pick a lock before Ruth gave her a key.

    • Clif
      Clif
      February 21, 2016 at 2:03 am | #

      Not sure that either forgot. A key is specific evidence. A lockpick is non-specific and evidence of a completely different sort.

  46. pjeseb
    pjeseb
    February 21, 2016 at 1:48 am | #

    So, we can expect to see it sometime next year then?

    • pjeseb
      pjeseb
      February 21, 2016 at 1:54 am | #

      Sorry, that was meant to be a reply to Bagge

  47. trlkly
    trlkly
    February 21, 2016 at 1:54 am | #

    What’s this about the ship being over? Not only will they get back together, but Mary will see them, and actually be smart enough to take a picture this time.

    Because she has to be come a threat again, or else this whole thing was a waste of time.

    • trlkly
      trlkly
      February 21, 2016 at 1:59 am | #

      (I mean, the only reason I can tolerate Mary’s transphobia is that she’s got to get her comeuppance. And Ruth (and possibly Carla) pretty much have to be the ones to give it to her.

      While I’m sure the Becky thing will be a problem, too, foiling that is not quite the poetic justice–since Becky was never really Ruth’s fault.

  48. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    February 21, 2016 at 2:06 am | #

    I think it’d interesting if Ruth and Billie separated would actually be good for each other. Then again, I’m hoping Ruth gets some treatment for her condition rather than suicide and we find out some of her actions aren’t motivated by depression but simple malice.

    • pjeseb
      pjeseb
      February 21, 2016 at 3:22 am | #

      I don’t think that Ruth is motivated by malice. It’s been implied that her grandfather was abusive, and I think that that experience gave her a flawed understanding of how authority figures are supposed to behave. She was taught that “rule through fear” is the only way to get results.

  49. Skizz
    Skizz
    February 21, 2016 at 2:10 am | #

    I am guessing Ruth doesn’t have a lot of experience being the breaker uper

  50. Thomas
    Thomas
    February 21, 2016 at 2:10 am | #

    Ruth is tricky to understand… she agrees to whatever their scheme is, then portrays it as if it some design of Billie’s to go their separate ways (this strip) but I suppose it’ll become more clear as the story goes on

  51. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    February 21, 2016 at 2:12 am | #

    The first thing I thought of when I saw the title of this comic was THIS!

  52. Lulu
    Lulu
    February 21, 2016 at 2:21 am | #

    Well that newspaper lesbian girl is free for the taking….
    Make it happen Willis she too needs a bit of happiness.

  53. Torra
    Torra
    February 21, 2016 at 2:37 am | #

    Ugh, Ruth.

    Ruth needs some serious help. Billie has really tried for her, she’s literally given up all her time, energy, even her own room – where she could just run away from Ruth’s problems if she needed, but instead she took all of that on because she care’s for Ruth a lot and wants to help.

    So this really is a massive Dick Move – to say that “well we should actually break up for realz, but yeah well you ARE essentially abandoning me” is ridiculously selfish and dickish. I don’t really care if Ruth said this to try and get Billie to hate her and break up the relationship even more, it wasn’t needed and its more than likely just going to make Billie try even harder to make it work after she’s had her cry about it.

    Urrrrr. These two are so ridiculously self-destructive and I just want to see them get betterrrrr. I think Billie would do a lot a LOT better if she cut herself out of Ruth’s life, but Ruth would just go on another downward spiral and end up making things worse for herself. So Billie’s obviously going to have to stick around, even though I would rather that she didn’t and got her own life back on track.

    • Wolf
      Wolf
      February 21, 2016 at 3:07 am | #

      Reminds me of my ex-girlfriend.

    • pjeseb
      pjeseb
      February 21, 2016 at 3:09 am | #

      Technically she gave up her room for Becky, not for Ruth. Billie was sleeping in Ruth’s room by choice–the arrangement made all those sexy times much more convenient–but Billie gave up the chance to use her room as an escape, like you described, so that Becky would have a place to sleep. Her doing that didn’t help Ruth at all, and her lying about it is a part of why Ruth is angry at her now.

  54. Boomboom
    Boomboom
    February 21, 2016 at 2:53 am | #

    I hope that tree shes learning on is the one she gets wrapped around this time.

  55. Chris2315
    Chris2315
    February 21, 2016 at 3:08 am | #

    Holy shit, Ruth has fast reaction time! She managed to ask if the key was supposed to hit her in the face while the key was flying in front of her face!

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      February 21, 2016 at 3:27 am | #

      What time is it?
      Webcomic time!! 😀

    • No Name
      No Name
      February 21, 2016 at 8:28 am | #

      Maybe she just knew that’s what Billie would do after that little spiel of hers.

  56. Coco Pommel
    Coco Pommel
    February 21, 2016 at 3:21 am | #

    Eh, Billie is bi anyways, she can rebound and maybe get put in another uh… comic. Maybe. – 3-

  57. Oberon
    Oberon
    February 21, 2016 at 4:21 am | #

    There are some issues with the site. For a long time now (months) I’ve had intermittent “a script on this page is jacked up. Halt/ignore/debug?” pop-ups.

    Regardless of which option I select, it just repeats itself in about 5 minutes.

    And along with that error my Adobe Flash Player memory usage skyrockets, sometimes resulting in a browser crash. I can kill the Adobe process and that sometimes fixes the problem, but more often than not it just re-gobbles memory again. After a while, say 30+ minutes, it seems to calm down, but that doesn’t make it any less annoying and also doesn’t prevent the error pop-ups or browser crashes.

    Firefox 44.0.2, but I’m certain this has happened on at least the past 2 versions as well, so it’s not a new issue for this version of FF at least.

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      February 21, 2016 at 5:39 am | #

      Happens to me also, and I’m also using Firefox. Can’t speak of the Flash issue, but the “script has stopped running etc” message shows up far more often than I’d care to see it.

      I’m inclined to blame it on unnecessary coding in some of the display ads around the main body of the page.

      • Oberon
        Oberon
        February 22, 2016 at 2:13 am | #

        I agree it is most likely to be issues with one or more ads.

        The below is a cut’n’paste from the debugger screen:

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    • Spencer
      Spencer
      February 21, 2016 at 7:39 am | #

      Yeah, I’ve been having this issue too lately. Staying on this page for any significant amount of time crashes Firefox, and I’m pretty sure it’s the video advertisement on the page that’s doing it.

    • Elisto
      Elisto
      February 21, 2016 at 10:09 am | #

      I haven’t had that Flash problem here, but I have elsewhere and had to turn off Flash entirely (I only turn it on when I have a specific need for it). That seems to have completely fixed the problem for now.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      February 21, 2016 at 2:03 pm | #

      It’s not an application/plugin issue, it’s a content issue. The actual ad that the page is trying to load has badly-written spyware, hijackware or some other unpleasant surprise included in its code. Unfortunately (for the scammers) it doesn’t work properly but instead just crashes Flash Player or the browser. Inconvenient but better than the alternative if it worked properly.

      • trlkly
        trlkly
        February 21, 2016 at 6:33 pm | #

        It need not be malicious, just badly written.

        And Flash is enough of a problem that you should have it set to only activate when clicked. If necessary, use an addon like Flashblock. Unlike adblock, there’s no reason to worry that you might deprive anyone of money.

        As for the other problem, Willis would probably need you to isolate exactly which script is causing the problem, so he can report it to his ad provider, which should pull the ad until they get it fixed. (Assuming you’re browser hasn’t been hijacked by malware and is forcing the page to display another ad that DofA isn’t using)

        Until then, I’d recommend getting YesScript, and disabling that script from running. Or, yes, Adblock. You can disable it on DofA but then enable it on any page that gives you that warning and then reload the page.

  58. Sunny
    Sunny
    February 21, 2016 at 4:25 am | #

    Are universities in the USA actually allowed to check their students’ personal belongings to that degree? I mean, I can understand periodically checking the rooms to make sure the furniture and stuff are still intact, or doing some kind of search if there’s good reason to believe drugs are being consumed.

    But checking a student’s personal phone or computer for its contents? What the fuck?

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      February 21, 2016 at 8:55 am | #

      If there was an accusation of sexual harassment of a student by a university employee, it’s likely they could.
      Not just random checks, but in the course of an investigation. Probably depending on whether the investigation stays on an administrative level or moves to a legal one.
      Regardless of whether they actually could or not, it’s something the kids would worry about.

    • Viktoria
      Viktoria
      February 21, 2016 at 9:37 am | #

      If your cell phone is locked, even the cops can’t require you unlock it(though that may change soon). It’s a public university, the 5th amendment presumably would apply. Also, if Mary accuses Ruth but Billie and the entire floor deny it, I don’t see the investigation lasting too much longer.

      • trlkly
        trlkly
        February 21, 2016 at 7:02 pm | #

        True, cops can’t. But a university can make it part of the requirements for attending that you will let them investigate. You won’t get in legal trouble, but you could get kicked out of college.

        Only recently have we started pushing the idea that public colleges should be restricted in the same way as police.

    • ChrisHerself
      ChrisHerself
      February 21, 2016 at 6:34 pm | #

      A friend of mine in college lost her summer housing for 3 days because admin found a dildo in her room and charged her with violating the “student covenant” agreement we all had to sign. No need to write in a Dildo Clause when a blanket “inappropriate sexuality” rule covered all that and more.

      She had literally nowhere to go and had to crash in someone else’s room, an offense that would have gotten her suspended for longer had it been discovered.

      #TrueChristianCollegeStories

    • Doopyboop
      Doopyboop
      February 21, 2016 at 9:00 pm | #

      Like thejeff said, I’d think they’d only investigate a student’s phone if sexual harassment were involved. Other options may be if naked pictures of Ruth and/or Billie circled the campus and evidence lead to Billie’s phone being the culprit. In hindsight, that picture that Billie took with Ruth passed out with alcohol could be very incriminating and would likely be a reason to search Billie’s phone if Mary pushed the alcohol angle. Ruth’s technically still underage at 20.

    • Ellegos
      Ellegos
      February 21, 2016 at 9:40 pm | #

      I suppose that would depend on what her terms of employment were. They can’t make her, but depending on what she signed, they might be able to fire her for little reason if they reeeeeeally wanted to.

  59. ninja_jesus
    ninja_jesus
    February 21, 2016 at 4:29 am | #

    That’s not a fair statement to make, seeing as Ruth is the one who wants to end it, albeit for a good reason. This isn’t something Billie wants at all, and insinuating that makes Ruth a huge jerk.

    But here’s something to think about: How much of Billie’s life is left for her to go back to? Ruth has been such a significant person to her that I’m sure Billie’s neglected a lot of her friendships and studies so she can be there for Ruth.

    Honestly, I’m getting a bit exhausted with this whole relationship, drama and all. I hope this ends soon; I’d like to see other characters get a larger spotlight, like Carla or Dina/Becky’s relationship, or even background characters like Sierra and Agatha.

  60. Emily
    Emily
    February 21, 2016 at 5:05 am | #

    Oh fuck right the hell of Ruth.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      February 21, 2016 at 7:43 am | #

      What do you think Billie’s been doing?

      • Emily
        Emily
        February 21, 2016 at 1:10 pm | #

        I saw that typo immediately after I hit post and I knew this was coming.

  61. motorfirebox
    motorfirebox
    February 21, 2016 at 6:57 am | #

    Excuses excuses, Billie. I thought you were a cheerleader!

  62. CodenameJD
    CodenameJD
    February 21, 2016 at 8:10 am | #

    Ruth’s just trying to make it easier for Billie. A break up is way easier for you if you’re mad at the person and dislike them than if you still desperately want to be with them.

    • Wublub
      Wublub
      February 21, 2016 at 10:12 am | #

      She’s pulling the Twilight Gambit. The next step is to wait for Billie to finally start making healthier relationships and dragging herself out of her depression. Then Ruth has to try to kill herself because of a stupid misunderstanding, forcing Billie to come running back to her, causing Ruth and Billie to get back together despite their totally square family and friends being worried about them, because “THEY JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND OUR LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!!!!”

      And then they’ll make it look like there’s about to be a big stand-off between The Good Guys and Mary, only to have the whole crisis averted at the last second by Sierra running in with news of some rule that means Mary can’t do anything to them.

      • Sunny
        Sunny
        February 21, 2016 at 12:08 pm | #

        So the previous strip with that poster on the wall was foreshadowing! Well played, Willis.

  63. Carms
    Carms
    February 21, 2016 at 8:36 am | #

    I am hurting so you too must hurt

  64. SundaesChild
    SundaesChild
    February 21, 2016 at 9:19 am | #

    When outright demanding that somone abandons you doesn’t work, infuriating them to the point they leave is a solid Plan B. Queue the Gaslight Anthem: “Everybody leaves so why, why wouldn’t you?”

    • Emily
      Emily
      February 21, 2016 at 1:16 pm | #

      Yeah, having someone you care about relentlessly insist you don’t gets very demoralizing very quickly especially after they start resorting to straight up abuse to try and force you to leave and prove how unlovable they are. Oh, and calling them out on it is exactly the same as saying you don’t love them.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        February 21, 2016 at 2:37 pm | #

        Yup. And after a certain point of them hurting you so you’ll leave it starts becoming a thing you actually have to think about just because you’re tired of being hit.

        • SundaesChild
          SundaesChild
          February 21, 2016 at 7:15 pm | #

          To be sure! Yeah, I’m not AT ALL defending what Ruth is doing, but I understand why she’s doing it. I’m not proud of it, but I ghosted on a lot of people to “protect them.” I…don’t recommend it.

  65. AsparagusEdu
    AsparagusEdu
    February 21, 2016 at 9:45 am | #

    “Was that supposed to hit me in the FAAAAAAAACEEEEEE”

  66. hof1991
    hof1991
    February 21, 2016 at 9:58 am | #

    Ruth will have the Mary situation resolved in a couple days and they can see about getting back together. So sometime in 2018.

  67. engineer
    engineer
    February 21, 2016 at 10:19 am | #

    As much as it hurts me, it still makes perfect sense. Ruth definitely has some kind of obsessive compulsive disorder, and Billie is something she cannot control. So even with all her loneliness and depression, she’s rather alone and in control. Furthermore, she likes to suffer. That who she is. She’s not used to happiness and she’s not used to allow herself to be happy.
    Want proof? Why would she prefer her RA job over a relationship, when earlier she said that the loneliness is wearing her down?
    It’s sad, but she is indeed poison, and her only hope is therapy.

    • trlkly
      trlkly
      February 21, 2016 at 6:57 pm | #

      As someone with OCD, I don’t think you understand what this is. It has absolutely nothing to do with needing control. OCD is an anxiety disorder. You get worried about thing X, so you’re compelled to do Y, even though you know it won’t actually fix X. There is nothing to what Ruth is doing that is not consistent with depression.

      And you guys seem to not understand how bad it would be if Ruth loses her job. She would become effectively homeless and unemployed. She can’t move back in with her abusive grandparents.

      So she becomes Becky, but without the relentless optimism that keeps her afloat. And the depression means she will not be able to go get another job. Hell, the RA job is a pretty cushy job once you have it–especially if you can convince everyone not to come to you with their problems.

      Plus, frankly, putting others in front of your own happiness is a good thing, and I hate seeing it pushed a bad one.

      • Wublub
        Wublub
        February 21, 2016 at 7:59 pm | #

        Thank you. I have OCD, and I’m not going out abusing people. As a matter of fact, sometimes I’m too much of a pushover because I get worried I might accidentally be emotionally abusive. Ruth has problems, but they seem to be more about depression and alcoholism and whatnot, not OCD.

  68. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    February 21, 2016 at 12:38 pm | #

    I remember when these two drama hurricanes always got hundreds of comments per day fight.

    Maybe the fandom is getting immune to minor lesbian drama.
    ( I hope they make out in the next scene. Then cry. Or maybe reverse.

    • DarkVeghetta
      DarkVeghetta
      February 21, 2016 at 1:09 pm | #

      It is odd, but a welcome reprieve.

  69. Vangeln
    Vangeln
    February 21, 2016 at 1:08 pm | #

    As dark as your soul.
    Also, faaaace

  70. Shake and Bake
    Shake and Bake
    February 21, 2016 at 2:43 pm | #

    Get ready for 2 strips of them looking for the key.

  71. Willoughby Chase
    Willoughby Chase
    February 21, 2016 at 5:10 pm | #

    As long we don’t delete system32, we’re golden.

  72. HiiroArana79
    HiiroArana79
    February 21, 2016 at 7:32 pm | #

    Mary could only be more evil if she married Ross to become Becky’s stepmom.

    • Doribi
      Doribi
      February 21, 2016 at 9:00 pm | #

      You just tempted fate, now the Willis is so totally going to do that, I hope you are happy. (Note that I mean this as a joke, although if Willis does this we now have a scapegoat)

  73. Betty Anne
    Betty Anne
    February 21, 2016 at 9:11 pm | #

    *Billie throws key* Go get it, Boss.

    *Ruth dives after key* You delete me!

    … Okay, I’m leaving now. .___.;

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Where did Hollywood go so wrong? I thought movies were supposed to be an escape from reality, a chance to put your worries aside and not have to think about any underlying ideas or concepts. Well, not anymore. theonion.com/you-can...
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You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored
I’ve loved movies ever since I was a little kid. Just stepping into that dark theater, with the smell of fresh popcorn, was like being transported to a whole other world. It used to be so magical. But now I’m thinking about boycotting movies altogether. Why? Because I can’t seem to watch one anymore without […]
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 19h
GOTTEM
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social ⋅ 20h
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
It's not a new argument, of course, but Chesterton dismissed it effectively in 1908. "You will hear everlastingly... this argument that the rich man cannot be bribed. The fact is, of course, that the rich man is bribed; he has been bribed already. That is why he is a rich man."
atrupar.com's user avatarAaron Rupar @atrupar.com ⋅ 1d
Hawley dismisses Trump lining his pockets with his memecoin: "Listen, I think nobody believes that Donald Trump can be bought. I mean, what does Donald Trump need more money for?"
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social ⋅ 10d
1984 calendar meme reading 1529, the year of the first Ottoman siege of Vienna
spavel.bsky.social's user avatarPavel🐀 @spavel.bsky.social ⋅ 10d
Who can forget the Swiss-Austrian Union, or its famous capital - Istanbul.
AI generated ad by a company called Travello showing the 10 most visited cities in Europe, except the cities are hilariously poorly placed. London is in Wales, Paris is in Ireland, Rome is in France, Rom (yes like Rome but without an E) is in Spain, Barcelona is in Morocco, Prague is in Germany, Vienna is in Italy, Istanbul is in Austria, Milan is in Libya, and Antalya is correctly shown as in Turkey but is in the wrong place. Also a few of the borders like Switzerland and Austria or Hungary and Slovenia are missing.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
*at the very end of Andor, cassian travels through a vortex that makes everyone look a decade younger*
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
(May 14, 2026)
a bemused lucy watches as somebody collapses on her dorm room floor
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
wilbur, savvy enough to know he's in a comic strip but still not a great actor, awkwardly lifts a muffin up into frame so that we, the audience, understand that he has a muffin right now, which is very important narratively, but he's not really selling it well as an organic, human action
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Up" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic #dofa
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Up
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
i mean i... guess there are people who want toy-accurate hyper-articulated original-toy-look guys but in cartoon colors for some reason
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Fuck you, Clayface!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609982... selling my LG34 Mindwipe, minus Servant
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Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Transformers Generations TakaraTomy Legends LG34 Wipe (Mindwipe), incomplete at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many pro...
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Menace Level: up to date on his vaccinations
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Today in #9ChickweedLane I learned Gran is back from the grave so she can jerk it to furry porn with her daughter
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
www.ebay.com/itm/23609184... 5 hours left on my 4-jet titans return tidal wave
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Check out those stickers. They make him look pretty great, actually. That aircraft carrier mode shines. Tidal Wave is loose and incomplete! So there's only four (4) jets!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
confirming that the reason there's been no Galaxy Version female characters in Blokees until now is that they felt they needed to make Round Lady Thighs For Ladies
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Dumbing of Age: "For you" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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For you
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
y'know there's not an awful lot of rocketeering in The Rocketeer
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wint @dril.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Man if they were arresting judges then this'd be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard but thankfully that's not happening.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Stop making the one toy I want the super-expensive chase, Auldey!!!!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
And that's why you have Jesus wear a condom!
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
It's #webcomicday? We have a special day??? Well, my name is Pat McHoarney and I draw 69 Mouse-Ear Blvd, a multigenerational story about women who all have sexy legs and probably other features. There was a grandmother, but she wasn't hot and so she died off-panel.
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hoanna newsom @bsweet.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
nytimes.com's user avatarThe New York Times @nytimes.com ⋅ 5d
Elizabeth Holmes is in prison for defrauding investors through her blood-testing company, Theranos. Her partner, Billy Evans, is now trying to raise money for a company that describes itself as “the future of diagnostics.” nyti.ms/3FbtZm9
Elizabeth Holmes and Billy Evans, sitting closely on a couch. A headline reads:
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Chris McFeely @chrismcfeely.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
That's the most upsetting LEGO Thing minifig possible
preternia.com's user avatarpreternia @preternia.com ⋅ 3d
LEGO Marvel Studios The Fantastic Four: First Steps Fantastic Four vs. Galactus will release June 1st ($59.99) - bit.ly/3F4uRci #ad
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
what's going on with tariffs right now i dunno, what time is it today
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