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I did once have a friend tell me that she didn’t know what her own butt felt like. And she acted like it was weird that anyone would know that information.
That would imply she doesn’t perform basic hygiene upon herself, and possibly requires someone else (parent) to do it for her, no?
If you’re doing the basics needed to clean that area after defecating, you’re going to know what your butt ‘feels’ like. If you don’t, then that’s disgusting.
Ross does seem like a Doomsday prepper type… He probably has a few grand stuffed in a mattress, or in the excavated hole in his backyard for the survival bunker he was probably working on and was planning on enslaving Becky into working on to “cure her of unholiness”.
But, he also probably boobytraps his property to prevent “DEM HEATHEN GUBMENTS” from sneaking in and taking it.
That…could very well be a problem. Although probably only because of her height. She’s only about…I’m going to go out on a limb and guess 5 ft 2, also known as around 1.55 meters for those who use the metric system (why dear good do we still use US standard here in the US? Metric is so much easier).
They tried to convert the US to Metric in the late ’70s, but I guess US customary units had too much momentum, the public was apathetic, and Congress stopped funding the effort in the early ’80s.
Let’s mock a universal standard of measure, because obviously our system based off grain and body parts is so much better. How many rods to the hogshead does your car get?
There are so many things the US has refused to go with that are objectively easier and better in the long run. People are lazy but even more than that they are scared of change.
Everyone already knew how to use customary units (sort of), and Metric is easier to use on its own, but nobody wanted to learn how to convert between the two.
This. Every argument I have heard on some message board from an american about not changing to metric basically boils down to they already know one system and do not want to have to learn another.
I have seen some pretty stupid arguments trying to prove the system used in the US is superior, especially any time temperature comes up, as those generally require you to not understand that both systems are not integer based (though often used as such) or do not understand how humidity affects how we feel the air temperature (go from a arid to a humid climate in the winter and you will understand pretty quickly).
Yes for all everything except temperature. Fahrenheit is based directly on us humans. As the saying goes: with Fahrenheit, you’re really cold at 0°F and really hot at 100°F; with Celsius, you’re cold at 0°C and dead at 100°C. No one can relate to Kelvin. Outside of extreme climate regions, temperatures range from -10°F to 110°F (120 degree range) at the most. In Celsius that would be -23.3°C to 43.3°C, (60 degree range). Fahrenheit will give you twice the precision of Celsius without even having to use decimals, which allows you to better relate to the air temperature.
Distances seem better suited to our scale as well, at least to me. Maybe if anyone used decimeters? But feet tend to be more useful than meters and inches than centimeters.
The metric system is, on it’s own, easier to use. However, people who already use a different system would need to relearn how to measure, and relearning something is infinitely harder than learning something.
Metric made / makes business and economic sense. Cars and such end up metric due to the world economy. What killed metric in the US was more culture wars than inertia. There was an active and well orchestraed campaign against it. Like most culture wars, it was a losing battle and metric ended up winning in a lot of uses.
Unless Dina discovers the pleasures of roleplaying a Bad Girl.
“I confuse different geological times and by into the Hollywood representation of popular dinosaur species.”
“Dirty, dirty, girl”
Hmm, pseudoscientific kinks gets me thinking of a couple…
“Oooh yeah baby, belittle me about my skull measurements.”
“Yeah, you try to turn that lead into gold you alchemist you.”
“God, using astrology gets me so hot!!!”
To describe just a few.
That would be a godly scenario! Imagine Joyce trying to look-up what the words mean or unintenionally passing on Dina messages to Becky, and then Becky with Joyce help responding to Dina.
Well…that was unexpected. Unless it was Dina’s attempt at sarcasm, I think she’s forgetting a few steps. Like, a lot of steps. Also, Sarah’s reaction reminds me of an older sibling learning that they really don’t want to discuss sex lives with their younger sibling.
Maybe Dina should start slowly. She could send a photo of herself wearing all of her dinosaur-themed garments. Hopefully before the heatstroke sets in.
I’m sure she knows how to consult scholarly journals with regards to what she’s doing, provided someone informs of her the Dewey Decimal Number that corresponds with the subject.
… no, she doesn’t use the Library of Congress filing system. Because she’s a dinosaur.
Scholarly journals require familiarity with the relevant controlled vocabulary and indexing system. Dewey is for babies in comparison. All dinosaur materials fit under just 1-2 numbers and even to the right of the decimal could be learned in a matter of days. Dealing with multiple controlled vocabularies is a swamp. Dina has it all under control. She’d be a great cataloger in a university library.
I could be missing the point her, but I think Paul’s implication is that your little sister knows that your boyfriend is lousy in bed because she tried him out.
If you support Dina sexting Becky through Joyce, would you really be happy to read content that made you sexually uncomfortable on your phone? Don’t say, “But it’s not FOR her; she shouldn’t even read it!”. Joyce can and should read everything on and sent to her phone.
Imagine if you’d been through Joyce’s experience at the party, and your friend’s girlfriend asked you to relay a kinky message that read something like, “When you get back I want to hold you down and make you beg for mercy”, or some similar loving and consensual BDSM sentiment. You would almost certainly feel horrified at the reminder, and not want to pass it on, and rightly so.
Sure, I wouldn’t be real comfortable with it, but I also don’t think Joyce should read everything sent to her phone – at least if she’s agreed to let Becky use it. She could easily pass it to Becky to have a text conversation with Dina. Which Becky could then delete before giving it back. No reason she should have to see it all. Any more than she should assume the right to listen in to both sides of the conversation if Becky borrowed it to use as a phone.
That’s certainly fair. Surprise sextings sent to Joyce’s phone with no warning would be completely out of line, even if Dina intended them to go to Becky.
A sexy text conversation (or even pics!) that only started after Becky replied, showing that she was the one using the phone would be a different story. Just delete everything before giving the phone back to Joyce.
So, funny(ish) story: I dreamed last night that DoA ended with Joe getting into a “just married” car with a hitherto-unidentified blonde and driving away. The internet erupted into “is this the real ending or a joke ending, GAH!”.
Then I woke up and thought, “Hey, that was Roomies-style black and white art…”
Yeah; some things you just can’t sit around to hear – A girl that you consider a surrogate baby sister calmly discussing her virtual sex life is one of them.
Ok, now I get why. Imagining my little brother talking about sex (outside of me educating him on consent) is really uncomfortable. He’s almost sixteen and I still have the urge to act like an overprotective father with a shotgun when I think he might be getting a girlfriend
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*gets up*
*walks outside*
*jumps into ocean*
*a splodes ocean*
*melts ashes of ocean*
Is that what happens to joyce after Dina tries sexting.
…slipshine?
I’d read it. I’d read the hell out of it.
Eh maybe Joyce will buy Becky a phone so she wont have to see that again.
Thanks to evangelical sex-ed, Joyce may be unfamiliar with female private parts. So Dina’s sexting pix may just be confusing.
Joyce has her own, presumably.
Yeah, but she’s so repressed, I bet she never looks down in the shower.
I did once have a friend tell me that she didn’t know what her own butt felt like. And she acted like it was weird that anyone would know that information.
That would imply she doesn’t perform basic hygiene upon herself, and possibly requires someone else (parent) to do it for her, no?
If you’re doing the basics needed to clean that area after defecating, you’re going to know what your butt ‘feels’ like. If you don’t, then that’s disgusting.
You might not wipe if you have a bidet…
Still should though.
What you are talking about and what she was talking about aren’t really the same.
So, you’re referring to the butt’s…emotional state? That kind of feels???
Oh god Willis please please please draw Joyce’s face when she reads Dina’s attempts at sexting
Between Dina’s naivety and Joyce’s, I’m not sure the sexual intent would come through.
And her obsession with dinosaurs. Most of her foreplay would be describing the ideal location and materials for building a nest.
Becky’s house actually might have cash, and they can buy her a phone. They are going to break into it remember.
Ross does seem like a Doomsday prepper type… He probably has a few grand stuffed in a mattress, or in the excavated hole in his backyard for the survival bunker he was probably working on and was planning on enslaving Becky into working on to “cure her of unholiness”.
But, he also probably boobytraps his property to prevent “DEM HEATHEN GUBMENTS” from sneaking in and taking it.
…do I really want to know what website links and emoys Joyce will send in replay?
Nothing. She’ll be dead.
Is it Sarah? I’m guessing Sarah.
congrats, have a cookie-cake internet
Is it Ruth? It… no, wait. No.
Ruth now has cookies to keep her company.
They are very happy together.
That until she gets hungry.
You know, you might be onto something there…
Mary! She likes to be alone.
“I put on my dinosaur costume and wizard hat.”
“Take off the wizard hat.”
slowly…
and describe the dino costume in more detail…
There are horns… and frills…
And feathers.
“You can leave your hat on…”
Certainly…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrRhkY9CIz8
written by a guy named randy, sung by cocker. a great song all around
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Well, his “lightning shield” does “inflict DOA attack”. (Whatever that is.)
Darn it Sarah if only you didn’t say anything some people would of been very happy.
The Alt text… I choose to believe that has canonically happened
Willis, we need this!
That would require Becky to be wearing nothing and to say “Nothing, hot stuff,” and I don’t think either would be her style at this point.
You’re allowed to confabulate while sexting.
Becky’s relaying through Joyce. So it goes something like this:
*ding*
JOYCE: Dina wants to know what you’re wearing. (Or maybe what I’m wearing but I’m choosing to assume this was meant for you.)
BECKY: Tell her, “Nothing, hot stuff.”
JOYCE: Um, okay, uh, sent… WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
BECKY (pulling her shirt off): Well, dang, I can’t lie to my girlfriend. That’s a sin!
JOYCE: So is… whatever this is! This is a public street! Put your clothes back on! You’ll get pneumonia!
*ding*
JOYCE: Dina says put your clothes back on, you’ll get pneumonia!
BECKY: No she doesn’t, let me see… That says “hypothermia”.
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I think Sarah forgot Dina wasn’t twelve, again.
I hope nobody thinks that Becky is a pedophile when they go out in public.
That…could very well be a problem. Although probably only because of her height. She’s only about…I’m going to go out on a limb and guess 5 ft 2, also known as around 1.55 meters for those who use the metric system (why dear good do we still use US standard here in the US? Metric is so much easier).
They tried to convert the US to Metric in the late ’70s, but I guess US customary units had too much momentum, the public was apathetic, and Congress stopped funding the effort in the early ’80s.
Let’s mock a universal standard of measure, because obviously our system based off grain and body parts is so much better. How many rods to the hogshead does your car get?
If the metric system was really so much easier to use, America would have gone with it merely out of the path of least resistance.
There are so many things the US has refused to go with that are objectively easier and better in the long run. People are lazy but even more than that they are scared of change.
Yeah, and understanding quantum physics might make a rose look more beautiful, but most people are content to leave well-enough alone!
LOL
Scared of change ?
It is more like “why should WE adapt to the rest of the world ? We are the greatest”
Sounds legit to me.
Everyone already knew how to use customary units (sort of), and Metric is easier to use on its own, but nobody wanted to learn how to convert between the two.
Inertia’s a hell of a drug.
This. Every argument I have heard on some message board from an american about not changing to metric basically boils down to they already know one system and do not want to have to learn another.
I have seen some pretty stupid arguments trying to prove the system used in the US is superior, especially any time temperature comes up, as those generally require you to not understand that both systems are not integer based (though often used as such) or do not understand how humidity affects how we feel the air temperature (go from a arid to a humid climate in the winter and you will understand pretty quickly).
Yes for all everything except temperature. Fahrenheit is based directly on us humans. As the saying goes: with Fahrenheit, you’re really cold at 0°F and really hot at 100°F; with Celsius, you’re cold at 0°C and dead at 100°C. No one can relate to Kelvin. Outside of extreme climate regions, temperatures range from -10°F to 110°F (120 degree range) at the most. In Celsius that would be -23.3°C to 43.3°C, (60 degree range). Fahrenheit will give you twice the precision of Celsius without even having to use decimals, which allows you to better relate to the air temperature.
Distances seem better suited to our scale as well, at least to me. Maybe if anyone used decimeters? But feet tend to be more useful than meters and inches than centimeters.
The metric system is, on it’s own, easier to use. However, people who already use a different system would need to relearn how to measure, and relearning something is infinitely harder than learning something.
Metric made / makes business and economic sense. Cars and such end up metric due to the world economy. What killed metric in the US was more culture wars than inertia. There was an active and well orchestraed campaign against it. Like most culture wars, it was a losing battle and metric ended up winning in a lot of uses.
On the other hand, computer measurement are in inches pretty much worldwide (floppies, hard drives, screens)
Now the comments is gonna demand the next Slipshine be Dina’s sexting messages. It may just rival puppy Dorothy.
Sexting With Dina would be an awesome title though
“Tyrannosaurus Sext”
This. ^
That is not a paleontologically accurate description.
Could a T-Rex even type on a phone effectively with those little arms? Could it even see the screen?
This is going to keep me up at night. How did they play Candy Crush in prehistory?
Is that Dina with a Tardis hat? My life is complete XD
Thank you.^^. I’m pretty pleased with how the edit turned out.
Just as long as the next Slipshine is not Puppy Dorothy’s sexting messages.
ARF, ARF, ARF!!!
Ruff
But I’d be fine with a slipshine of Dorothy wearing a collar and leash.
…with normally meek and submissive Walky holding the leash… yeeeees, I might be fine with that too.
Everyone already knows what Doggy Style sex looks like, so I think this crowd would rather be up for some hot Velociraptor loving…
She likes it ruff
You say “rival” as if the two are mutually exclusive.
Good point.
Uh Dina you skip like 50 steps there.
*Dina sends sexts to Becky, forgetting it’s to Joyce’s phone*
*Joyce returns poo emojis*
“…I did not know that you were into that, Becky…”
“If you don’t eat her poop, how can you say you love her?”
No. Please don’t.
“Sarah? Could you read this exchange between me and Becky and help me interpret it?”
“OMG DON’T SHOW ME THAT I CAN’T SEE THAT!”
“Is this what’s called dropping hints?”
Are we still talking about doggy Dotty?
There’s a Jurassic Park reference here…
I brush your hair out of your eyes
I stroke your cheek
I nibble your earlobe
I rip out your throat with my powerful jaws and feast upon your still living body.
Sorry, got carried away.
…oh yeah, I have armored plates so you can’t rip my body. I hit you with my spiked tail.
I hunt you in pack until you are fatigued.
I travel in herds for mutual protection
I feast on the ones that not conform to the herd.
…the rad, rebel ones that stick out?
…um, yes I suppose so.
You make me hot all over.
I slowly develop more birdlike traits over millions of successive generations.
I get hit by an asteroid and…
NOT SEXY!!!
Uh, some of my cousins survive, and change into chickens, which I’m…currently…eating?
I am confused as to how to respond.
I am wearing my Tricera-Top™. It has a frill for sexual display purposes.Now tell me about feathers.
*looks for some Sheena Easton*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xO0CG56j5o <- This one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhJg1finpyU <- And my favorite song on the subject. Watching this on a smartphone makes it all the more meta.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQDLPEkmS5A <- Blisters on his blisters?! Yeah, I believe it!
finds some Joe Cocker…. “You Can Leave Your Hat On” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOotsq4soug
“And then the…. sexy stegosaurus is all rad and um… smooches the sexy raptor
:-)”
“Cross-species copulation is unlikely, as is smooching. Raptors may have displayed a mating behavior similar to those of birds.”
“Oh, and how do birds do it?”
“Ostrich mating involves frequent wing-flapping, running around in circles and subsequent mounting.”
“I’ll flap my wings for you all night, baby :-)”
Dina would never be turned on by such filth!…The Stegosaurus is from the Late Jurassic, the Raptor from the Late Cretaceous.
Ignorance of basic paleontology is not sexy.
I hope for Becky’s sake that she is turned on by paleontological nitpicking because that is what she will get.
Unless Dina discovers the pleasures of roleplaying a Bad Girl.
“I confuse different geological times and by into the Hollywood representation of popular dinosaur species.”
“Dirty, dirty, girl”
I think you just invented a new kink. I give it thirty minutes to take over the Internet.
Poor scientific understanding taking over the internet?
Hohoho what a silly notion. That will never happen.
…actually it would make me happier if people went into pseudoscience for kinking reasons than stupidity.
Hmm, pseudoscientific kinks gets me thinking of a couple…
“Oooh yeah baby, belittle me about my skull measurements.”
“Yeah, you try to turn that lead into gold you alchemist you.”
“God, using astrology gets me so hot!!!”
To describe just a few.
…we are basically brainstorming an SMBC strip now, aren’t we?
“Oh, god yes! Vaccines cause autism! CLIMATE CHANGE IS A LIIIE!”
..I hope they have a safe word before it goes to far.
Becky saying that dinosaurs didn’t have feathers means Dina applies the gag.
“Scientology has some interesting ideas!”
“BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!”
“Oh, sorry honey, didn’t realize I was going too far.”
“My safe word is ‘phlogiston’.”
“Remember the safe word. It’s super easy…
It’s Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious”
I LOVE where this discussion went. THIS is why I read every strip’s comment section. Rock on, you crazy kids you! *wipes away manly tears of pride*
WolfLann: As long as it’s not Piatnitzkysaurus
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“Supercalifragilisticsadomasochism”
“I make you-tube videos proving the Earth is flat because that gets me laid.”
…. somehow it explains so much and so little at the same time.
Actually the Earth is flat. Space-Time geometry is curved. The moon’s orbit is a straight line through space-time.
The safe word is “peer review”
Not only is there ‘dinosaur erotica’, there is also GAY dinosaur erotica.
I suppose you could call it “rex appeal”.
That just made my day.
Click the link… not click the link…
Come on, do I really want to spend the rest of my days wondering what would have happened?
I CLICKED THE LINK AND IT WAS THE BEST THING EVER!!!!
In fact, here are some grand book reviews!
Note – the bongo filter is in place so you have to manually edit the links.
Ravished by the Triceratops
http://smartbongoestrashybooks.com/reviews/ravished-by-the-triceratops/
The Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay part 1 AND 2 because of course it is a two-parter
http://smartbongoestrashybooks.com/reviews/the-billionaire-dinosaur-forced-me-gay-by-hunter-fox/
http://smartbongoestrashybooks.com/reviews/the-billionaire-dinosaur-forced-me-gay-part-two-by-hunter-fox/
Weren’t those on Willis’s Twitter a few months back?
http://bogleech.com/nature/ay-mating.jpg
From All Yesterdays.
Well, you don’t HAVE to, but…
Wait wouldn’t she have to sext through Joyce in this scenario?
Threesome!
“Uhh, Joyce, why have you fainted? Ohhh.”
That would be a godly scenario! Imagine Joyce trying to look-up what the words mean or unintenionally passing on Dina messages to Becky, and then Becky with Joyce help responding to Dina.
That makes Joyce a bee, I think.
Dina, after the fifth panel, to the back of the quickly fleeing Sarah: “Joke delivered”
Sarah is being tested
“You must choose… but choose wisely…”
http://i.imgur.com/rBASuZ1.png
Nice!
If I could subscribe to imgur, I would for you.
Bravo.
Very nice.
But, is Marcie jealous of being able to hip-check like that, or of BEING hip-checked like that??
Uhhh, Both?
The latter.
“But that’s like three years of strips. We won’t see each other again until 2019!”
Well…that was unexpected. Unless it was Dina’s attempt at sarcasm, I think she’s forgetting a few steps. Like, a lot of steps. Also, Sarah’s reaction reminds me of an older sibling learning that they really don’t want to discuss sex lives with their younger sibling.
Or anyone in one’s family, immediate and beyond.
Dina (and teens at large ?) has no idea of these “steps” you keep mentioning.
I have never had to worry about a long distance relationship….. or any but hey i am finally willing to try so maybe soon.
They *SUCK*
If you know what I mean! *wink wink nudge nudge*
I wonder what’s the worst portmanteau involving “sex” and another word, typically starting with ex-.
sexml, the markup language of porn sites.
Sexsanguination?
Mass Sextinction, which is possibly the best of all apocalypse scenarios, and another candidate for the title of the Becky/Dina Slipshine.
Sex-con.
There’s no worst. Every candidate for “worst” can be beaten by something even worse.
But for high awfulness threshold plus creepy factor, I’m going to say sexsanguination.
You have clearly not read enough erotic Vampire fiction.
Clearly.
You say that as if “enough” is a non-zero value.
Now, Now…
Stop being so sextreme!
Sexoskeleton
Sexcreted
Sextrovert?
Sexterminate
Maybe Dina should start slowly. She could send a photo of herself wearing all of her dinosaur-themed garments. Hopefully before the heatstroke sets in.
…that’s not “starting slowly” for Becky. Poor girl will explode by the time she gets the triceratop
lmao this is so cute. I love Dina’s narrative voice so much. And Sarah’s, for that matter. She’s like ‘I’m outta here’ lol. Love these ladies
Sarah in the last panel is pretty much me in almost any given situation involving other people.
Petition for the next pornagraphique to just be a printout of Becky/Dina sexts
Pffft, no.
I want SNAPCHAT
… … go on…
All right then
http://itswalky.deviantart.com/art/Pin-Up-Week-Dina-311500617
Does anyone else besides me hear Niki Yang’s voice in their heads when reading Dina’s lines?
Yes, Exactly.
“It’s late at night in quiet dorm. You open the door. You see me sprawled on the floor. (Everyone do the dina saur)”
Might be getting a bit ahead of yourself there Dina but eh, who am I to judge?
Don’t worry, I’m sure she knows what she’s doing.( I hope she does)
I’m sure she knows how to consult scholarly journals with regards to what she’s doing, provided someone informs of her the Dewey Decimal Number that corresponds with the subject.
… no, she doesn’t use the Library of Congress filing system. Because she’s a dinosaur.
Scholarly journals require familiarity with the relevant controlled vocabulary and indexing system. Dewey is for babies in comparison. All dinosaur materials fit under just 1-2 numbers and even to the right of the decimal could be learned in a matter of days. Dealing with multiple controlled vocabularies is a swamp. Dina has it all under control. She’d be a great cataloger in a university library.
When your little sister tells you her boyfriend is lousy in bed…
That’s better than your little sister telling you that your boyfriend is lousy in bed.
But how would she know that? Oh yeah, little sisters/brothers sometimes spy on their bigger siblings.
“I can hear you two through the walls and it’s like ten minutes tops. Pathetic!”
I could be missing the point her, but I think Paul’s implication is that your little sister knows that your boyfriend is lousy in bed because she tried him out.
But it’s a good thing that she’s comfortable talking with you about it, right?
Yes, and I was intentionally offering another interpretation.
I wonder how Dina thinks of Danny’s prowess?
No joke though, the title text would probably turn me on…
Dina sexting would quickly devolve into horrifyingly-detailed dinosaur mating RP
What do you think her reaction to Jurassic Park rule 34 fics would be?
If by ‘horrifyingly’ you mean ‘hot and awesome’ then I agree!
Yes… I find this concept as traumatically disturbing as Sarah clearly does. Please excuse me whilst I schedule a lobotomy!
And with that, Dina maxes out Sarah’s Nope Meter.
….. nope, not maxed out yet. She’s not wielding the baseball bat.
Speaking of which, did Mike’s mom ever get her SarahHug?
Yes. Also three broken ribs and a fractured skull. Totally worth it in her book.
Sarah’s FACE. >D
Dina, like me, is apparently also bad at time. WHELP
Pictured: Sarah having a quiet weekend of study without distractions.
now that’s a fantasy. She should just become a virtual hermit, like I have…
*goes back to my corner to cry into the wall at this realization*
hey, but if the chat through Joyce’s phone, isn’t it a trio?
No more than if it’s through a talk-to-teletype assistance service?
If you support Dina sexting Becky through Joyce, would you really be happy to read content that made you sexually uncomfortable on your phone? Don’t say, “But it’s not FOR her; she shouldn’t even read it!”. Joyce can and should read everything on and sent to her phone.
Imagine if you’d been through Joyce’s experience at the party, and your friend’s girlfriend asked you to relay a kinky message that read something like, “When you get back I want to hold you down and make you beg for mercy”, or some similar loving and consensual BDSM sentiment. You would almost certainly feel horrified at the reminder, and not want to pass it on, and rightly so.
Especially if it were from Dina, like OH MY GOD EEEWWWWW
But seriously, sexting through someone else’s phone is not a terribly good idea.
Sure, I wouldn’t be real comfortable with it, but I also don’t think Joyce should read everything sent to her phone – at least if she’s agreed to let Becky use it. She could easily pass it to Becky to have a text conversation with Dina. Which Becky could then delete before giving it back. No reason she should have to see it all. Any more than she should assume the right to listen in to both sides of the conversation if Becky borrowed it to use as a phone.
Pretty much this ^ .
But Joyce hasn’t agreed to anything, and it’s her phone
That’s certainly fair. Surprise sextings sent to Joyce’s phone with no warning would be completely out of line, even if Dina intended them to go to Becky.
A sexy text conversation (or even pics!) that only started after Becky replied, showing that she was the one using the phone would be a different story. Just delete everything before giving the phone back to Joyce.
I cannot properly express how much I love Dina. I really think she’s my favorite character in the whole comic.
The fact that I lucked out enough to get Dina as my Gravatar was a happy accident that I have no desire to correct.
So, funny(ish) story: I dreamed last night that DoA ended with Joe getting into a “just married” car with a hitherto-unidentified blonde and driving away. The internet erupted into “is this the real ending or a joke ending, GAH!”.
Then I woke up and thought, “Hey, that was Roomies-style black and white art…”
…Joe and Roomie ? Marrying ?
No wayyyyyyyyyyy
Can totally related with Sarah in that last panel. *meemeep* *zip-tang!*
Yeah; some things you just can’t sit around to hear – A girl that you consider a surrogate baby sister calmly discussing her virtual sex life is one of them.
Ok, now I get why. Imagining my little brother talking about sex (outside of me educating him on consent) is really uncomfortable. He’s almost sixteen and I still have the urge to act like an overprotective father with a shotgun when I think he might be getting a girlfriend
Sarah may have issues.
But she isn’t the only one with issues. “cough Amber cough”
Or Ruth. Or Billie. Or Sal. Or Walky. Or Ethan. Or Joyce. Or …
Wait, maybe I should just start listing the characters without issues. It’ll be quicker.
right. how many characters have had less than 3 lines?
Dina’s somewhat clinical, but well-meaning approach to relationships is basically me.
I dunno why Sarah’s so freaked about it. I think it would be adorable to see Dina sexting
Dina could just send a photo of a naked dinosaur. Or a dinosaur egg.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/36/50/16/365016cb312a042a706dc1f9d161b04c.jpg
(slight nsfw warning)
Someooonee’s going to be eating more than breakfast cereal when her lovely redhead gets baaaaaaack~ :3
Yep. She’s gonna be having seafood. At Long John Silver’s.
Reverse innuendo at its finest
Tomorrow is, what, a couple months away? I can’t blame Dina for considering her options.