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by David M Willis on May 10, 2016 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - When God Closes The Door
└ Tags: dina, sarah

Discussion (233) ¬

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  1. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    May 10, 2016 at 12:01 am | #

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • Wheelpath
      Wheelpath
      May 10, 2016 at 12:01 am | #

      XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

      • Yet_One_More_Idiot
        Yet_One_More_Idiot
        May 10, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

        OMGlob, Dina is attempting the smiling faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

        • Cholma
          Cholma
          May 10, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

          No, no, no! She just went out and bought some Joker Brand toothpaste. Now with SMYLEX! “Love that Joker!”

          • Deanatay
            Deanatay
            May 10, 2016 at 9:08 am | #

            THE TRIANGLE…. IT’S FULL OF TOOTHS…

            • Clif
              Clif
              May 10, 2016 at 11:02 am | #

              There goes tonight’s sleep.

        • Gigafreak
          Gigafreak
          May 10, 2016 at 9:45 am | #

          ♫And when she smiiiiiiiiiiles…
          The whole world stops to stare for a while!♫

          …In horror, mostly.

          • PShiel
            PShiel
            May 12, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

            *initiate screaming*

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      May 10, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

      KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        May 10, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

        “But that’s Dina! I don’t want to kill Dina!”

        “FOOLS! Dina is GONE! There IS NO MORE DINA! That TOOTH-THING ATE HER AND IS WEARING HER CORPSE! KIIIILLLLL!”

        • Some1
          Some1
          May 10, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

          NO! she’s still in there somewhere, we just need to reason with her!

          • Reltzik
            Reltzik
            May 10, 2016 at 1:18 am | #

            THERE IS NO MORE REASON! THAT IS THE LITERAL MAW OF MADNESS!

            • Renshear Blade
              Renshear Blade
              May 10, 2016 at 7:03 am | #

              THERE IS NO DINA! ONLY ZUUL!!
              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg7MAacSPNM

              • Lurlock
                Lurlock
                May 10, 2016 at 8:16 am | #

                Surprised it took this long for someone to make that reference…

              • WolfLann
                WolfLann
                May 10, 2016 at 10:30 am | #

                Knock! Knock!
                Who’s there?
                ZUUL! Mother-f…
                https://youtu.be/EKufn-zGZCg?t=1235

      • Safgaftsa
        Safgaftsa
        May 10, 2016 at 12:51 am | #

        This has happened in another universe.

        • Clif
          Clif
          May 10, 2016 at 11:03 am | #

          And it will all happen again.

    • Tandel
      Tandel
      May 10, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

      Everything is ruined forever.

    • multiversalNobody
      multiversalNobody
      May 10, 2016 at 8:43 am | #

      I can only imagine how mentally taxing it must have been for Willis to draw this…

      …good.

  2. butts
    butts
    May 10, 2016 at 12:01 am | #

    JESUS CRAP what are your TEETH DOING DINAAAA

    • gkheyf
      gkheyf
      May 10, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

      real people don’t have teeth! they have white mouth-guards!!!

    • butts
      butts
      May 10, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

      Ah. She’s attempting to do the fabled TRIANGLE GRIN. I see now.

      Still terrifying.

      • Showler
        Showler
        May 10, 2016 at 4:06 am | #

        The triangle grin is not a beginner’s move.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      May 10, 2016 at 9:15 am | #

      When reptiles try to smile? You get this.

  3. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    May 10, 2016 at 12:01 am | #

    JESUS CHRIST

    • Cyntalan
      Cyntalan
      May 10, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

      You have said all I could ever say about this.

      • Parismio
        Parismio
        May 10, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

        Great gums tho.

        • JustCheetoDust
          JustCheetoDust
          May 10, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

          The color itself isn’t all that healthy but that’s just nitpicking.

          • Hijean
            Hijean
            May 10, 2016 at 7:53 am | #

            I love your grav. Where did you find it?

    • Betty Anne
      Betty Anne
      May 10, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

      Said in the appropriate voice. :3

  4. Tunaro
    Tunaro
    May 10, 2016 at 12:01 am | #

    Dina please stop.

  5. Just A. Thinker
    Just A. Thinker
    May 10, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    Wow… things got deep extremely quickly.

  6. brionl
    brionl
    May 10, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    OH DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP!

  7. inqntrol
    inqntrol
    May 10, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    That smile… now I won’t be able to sleep tonight.

  8. TheTJ
    TheTJ
    May 10, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

  9. Guairdean
    Guairdean
    May 10, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    In real life, that would be terrifyingly cute.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      May 10, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

      I’ve DONE that smile IRL.

      As a DM.

      To my gaming group.

      When they just walked into a horrifying trap and asked me something like “we made a mistake, didn’t we?”

      They assure me that the smile is not cute, but is terrifying.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        May 10, 2016 at 12:15 am | #

        All DMs have done that smile at one point or another.

        They have also all done the bug-eyed-Joyce-hears-Dorothy-is-an-atheist face, usually when the PCs do something that fucks the whole campaign.

        It’s a job fraught with emotional peril.

        • Killian
          Killian
          May 10, 2016 at 2:12 am | #

          My DM is dead inside. Between the halfling that collects fingers and has a dead cat for a pet, the literally insane mage, and the Ace Ventura of a ranger, the three of which are the only PCs, he has to plan at least 3 different ways to try to get us to stick to the campaign, and even then, the chances of us deciding we don’t want to do the campaign no matter what because we’d rather insist that the local government is corrupt and/or zombies.

          • SgtWadeyWilson
            SgtWadeyWilson
            May 10, 2016 at 4:09 am | #

            My family raised me on quests where the needed princess was outright killed, or everybody helped overthrow the just government because the city watch stopped the team’s bar brawl prematurely. Off-book is my D&Default setting.

            The players in my family’s games seem more likely to snap. “Uhh, guys… please stop her, if she keeps telling my wizard there’s just something in his brain, I’m not going to be able to stay in character and not have him cut open his own skull!” Fun times!

          • Rutee
            Rutee
            May 14, 2016 at 6:21 am | #

            …maybe make your group more coherently unified then. It’s not supposed to all be up to the DM.

      • DarkoNeko
        DarkoNeko
        May 10, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

        A DM friend adds some ambiance music in his games, for that situation it would be that track

        • lejwocky
          lejwocky
          May 10, 2016 at 12:52 am | #

          *plays https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_Xg-pyQ7Ak *

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        May 10, 2016 at 12:34 am | #

        I get a lot of mileage out of the evil smile as a teacher. Usually when a student tries to “trick” me into answering one of the questions on their test for them. Works like a charm.

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      May 10, 2016 at 12:59 am | #

      If only more people agreed on that point. As an overly-toothy smiler, it unnerves some folks.

  10. Spideronyourface
    Spideronyourface
    May 10, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    DINA NO, STOP

  11. Dave Van Domelen
    Dave Van Domelen
    May 10, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    And just like that, this became a horror strip.

    • Inspector Hound
      Inspector Hound
      May 10, 2016 at 8:48 am | #

      “The smile is coming from inside the room!”

      Hmm, doesn’t quite have the same ring of terror.

  12. Kingmabel
    Kingmabel
    May 10, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    Dina’s dentist must have a field day with her visits

  13. MatthewTheLucky
    MatthewTheLucky
    May 10, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    Not like this. Not like this.

  14. -Sentinel-
    -Sentinel-
    May 10, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    well, there goes my plan to sleep tonight

  15. lia
    lia
    May 10, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    aw cmon sarah that was cuAAAAAAAAAAAA

  16. Cody
    Cody
    May 10, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    We are entering a zone that shouldn’t even exist.

    • Falling Star
      Falling Star
      May 10, 2016 at 8:04 am | #

      There’s something PAST True Zone???

  17. lejwocky
    lejwocky
    May 10, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    The Smile reminds me of The Man Who Laughs and Salad Fingers

  18. ObiKemnebi
    ObiKemnebi
    May 10, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    Pretty much what happens when I try to smile…

  19. Unluckycharm
    Unluckycharm
    May 10, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    It went from cute to just plain psychotic.

  20. Mr. Mendo
    Mr. Mendo
    May 10, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    That’s a Moe smile right there… :/

  21. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    May 10, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    Protip, Dina: That is less of a “I’m friendly” smile and more of a “I’m going to rip out your throat” teeth-baring.

    • MM
      MM
      May 10, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

      To be fair, under normal circumstances, that’s probably what she’s going for.

    • Inspector Hound
      Inspector Hound
      May 10, 2016 at 10:50 am | #

      I don’t know, that smile underneath that hat seems extremely appropriate somehow.

  22. Stephen R. Bierce
    Stephen R. Bierce
    May 10, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    No wonder she and Amber are roommates!

  23. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    May 10, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    nature fact: Dina can unhinge her jaw to swallow objects larger than her own head

  24. Too Old To Be Cool
    Too Old To Be Cool
    May 10, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    Maybe Dina could be a stand-in for Marie Osmond.

  25. Urukak
    Urukak
    May 10, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    I predict at least 6 gravatars of that face.

    • JustCheetoDust
      JustCheetoDust
      May 10, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

      I’m dropping it after today (I would’ve used it longer if it was a preview panel) but I’ll take the under on that guess.

  26. Sam
    Sam
    May 10, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    DINA NO. ONLY JOYCE CAN DO THE SMILE. ABORT.

  27. Kit
    Kit
    May 10, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    The more I look at that smile, the more upsetting it becomes.

  28. Alice Macher
    Alice Macher
    May 10, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    All it takes is one bad day, Batman.

  29. Kelli
    Kelli
    May 10, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    Super creepy Dina faaaaace!

  30. Tacos
    Tacos
    May 10, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    Jesus fuck, that’s terrifying. It reminds me of the main character from Tokyo Ghoul.

  31. John
    John
    May 10, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    No.

  32. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    May 10, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    So, Dina, do you by any chance moonlight as a crazy dancing very tall smiling man who chases down people in the street?

  33. Mom
    Mom
    May 10, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    Dina! What big teeth you have!

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      May 10, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

      “it’s to best kiss you with, Becky”

      • SgtWadeyWilson
        SgtWadeyWilson
        May 10, 2016 at 4:13 am | #

        Uhhh… I think you may have the logistics of kissing somewhat… askew?

        • DarkoNeko
          DarkoNeko
          May 10, 2016 at 6:56 am | #

          She’s at the edges of that field.

  34. Jess
    Jess
    May 10, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    I’m waiting for someone to use it as an icon.

  35. Paul
    Paul
    May 10, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    Kill it with fire!!!!!! Stop Dina, stop now!

  36. tim gueguen
    tim gueguen
    May 10, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    Rictus of Age.

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      May 10, 2016 at 12:23 am | #

      Dumbing of Rictus.

  37. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    May 10, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    can’t unsee those gums and molars….

  38. Rukduk
    Rukduk
    May 10, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    Holy shit!!! That is horrifying! Sarah’s not gonna be getting any sleep tonight, is she?

    • JustCheetoDust
      JustCheetoDust
      May 10, 2016 at 6:08 pm | #

      She isn’t looking at it directly, maybe that makes it more difficult for panel 6 to be burned into her retinas.

  39. Mada
    Mada
    May 10, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING.

  40. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    May 10, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    Another FAAACE for the collection.

  41. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    May 10, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    This could replace that creepy Joyce smile edit meme.

  42. Adam Black
    Adam Black
    May 10, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    The Raptor!

  43. feli
    feli
    May 10, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    Actually, yea. That’s helping.
    Now Sara can stay awake for days and use that time to study.

  44. Heavensrun
    Heavensrun
    May 10, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    I think she nailed it, guys.

  45. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    May 10, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    Oh god.

  46. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    May 10, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

    There’s only 19 teeth visible, and probably no more than 2 hidden by her pose.

    She’s so tiny she doesn’t even have room for a full mouthful of teeth!

    • SgtWadeyWilson
      SgtWadeyWilson
      May 10, 2016 at 4:18 am | #

      Could we also note how they can selectively be razor sharp or duller than a sack of NPCs?

  47. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    May 10, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

    I count 20 individual teeth.
    Don’t humans have 32?

    • JetstreamGW
      JetstreamGW
      May 10, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

      Technically, but most people really only have 28 ‘cuz the Wisdom teeth either never pop up, or have to be removed.

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      May 10, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

      If I am to believe the most EXXXXXTREEEEEEEEMMMMMMMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! comic artist EVAH!!!, Rob Liefeld, human mouths contain 57 bajillion teeth each

    • John
      John
      May 10, 2016 at 12:26 am | #

      But how many do Zhenyuanlong suni have?

      • AGV
        AGV
        May 10, 2016 at 1:18 am | #

        In any case, we’ll need more teeth

  48. Ash Ketchup
    Ash Ketchup
    May 10, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

    nope

  49. heyman
    heyman
    May 10, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

    DinoJaws!

  50. JetstreamGW
    JetstreamGW
    May 10, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

    Jesus Christ How Horrifying.

  51. Some1
    Some1
    May 10, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

    I’ve had my doubts about Dina’s humanity for a while now.

    • Some1
      Some1
      May 10, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

      aw shit that was supposed to be a reply to Mr Random

  52. Yossarianduck
    Yossarianduck
    May 10, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

    The interplay between that smile and Dina’s hat really make that panel special, though it is only a matter of time befor the hat gains dominance over the host.

    Speaking of complicated relationships, that was almost a tacit acknowledgement that Sarah needs Joyce on some level… almost.

  53. Kris
    Kris
    May 10, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

    I can’t help but notice that she obviously flosses.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 10, 2016 at 2:46 am | #

      Every day, as recommended by the American Dental Association.

  54. Jess
    Jess
    May 10, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

    Dina attempts The Smile. Sarah replies with The Grimace.

  55. Owlmirror
    Owlmirror
    May 10, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

    Gunnerkrigg Court, the epilogue to Ch 40, “The Stone”.

    (“I can mimic the facial movements for a smile, but I tend to avoid it, as it often leaves the onlooker somewhat unnerved.”)

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      May 10, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

      aah, I remember that scene XD

    • podian
      podian
      May 10, 2016 at 7:21 am | #

      Oh. That scene.

  56. Commo
    Commo
    May 10, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

    I think Dina learned about smiling from intimidation techniques shown on nature shows

    • modulusshift
      modulusshift
      May 10, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

      It was clearly a dinosaur show. 🙂

  57. Adept Arcanist
    Adept Arcanist
    May 10, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

    I seen better smiles out of Howard Dean!

  58. Pastafarian
    Pastafarian
    May 10, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

    That looks painful.

    I can see her face getting stuck like that.

  59. 0kami
    0kami
    May 10, 2016 at 12:23 am | #

    Dina… Brush your teeth.

    “Just sit back… and relax… WHILE I EAT YOUR BRAINS!”

  60. Arianod
    Arianod
    May 10, 2016 at 12:25 am | #

    NOPE. NOPE. THIS IS NOT WHAT I NEEDED TO SEE FOR BREAKFAST. ABORT! ABORT!

  61. EvilMidnightLurker
    EvilMidnightLurker
    May 10, 2016 at 12:26 am | #

    DUMBING OF TRIANGLE WHERE ARE YOU

    SAVE US

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      May 10, 2016 at 12:39 am | #

      The triangle has forsaken us.

  62. Architex
    Architex
    May 10, 2016 at 12:27 am | #

    ONLY ONE PERSON CAN DO THE TRIANGLE

  63. Jacques Cornelius Parrot III
    Jacques Cornelius Parrot III
    May 10, 2016 at 12:29 am | #

    AAAAAaaaaaugh-aw, I feel bad, though. She’s trying so hard.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      May 10, 2016 at 12:50 am | #

      I too feel bad because she’s trying so hard, and very much wish she would try less hard.

    • nibblrrr
      nibblrrr
      May 10, 2016 at 7:21 am | #

      Classic Rookie Mistake: not smiling hard enough.

  64. Alice Macher
    Alice Macher
    May 10, 2016 at 12:30 am | #

    Please welcome today’s guest artist for panel six, Brooke McEldowney of 9 Chickweed Lane.

    • merbrat
      merbrat
      May 10, 2016 at 2:15 am | #

      Yesssssssss!!

    • DSL
      DSL
      May 10, 2016 at 7:56 am | #

      This is nowhere near as insufferably pretentious.

  65. Orion Fury
    Orion Fury
    May 10, 2016 at 12:30 am | #

    The horror, the absolute horror.

  66. Bagge
    Bagge
    May 10, 2016 at 12:30 am | #

    Smily!Joyce is back!!!!

  67. jepmz
    jepmz
    May 10, 2016 at 12:34 am | #

    This whole time I thought Joyce’s triangle smile was white due to stylization and not actual teeth

  68. Leishycat
    Leishycat
    May 10, 2016 at 12:35 am | #

    ahhhhhhhhh D:

  69. Foxhack
    Foxhack
    May 10, 2016 at 12:37 am | #

    LIEEEEEEEEEEFEEEEEEEEEEEEE–

    …

    sorry, force of habit.

  70. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    May 10, 2016 at 12:40 am | #

    It’s a good point by Sarah there. Dina is not Joyce, Sarah is not Becky, trying to force either to fulfill that role will not end well nor actually dispel their concerns and co-dependence fueled loneliness (which is not a slag on Dina, she’s like a week into her first relationship ever which began with one hell of an opening bang and her romantic partner being kidnapped away from her, it would have taken an amazing amount of knowledge about relationships and good planning to not get sucked down a co-dependent mode of approaching things).

    That being said, Sarah probably does need Dina trying to be here and present. I mean, she’s scared. She’s convinced her roommate is having a breakdown and bad family stuff is happening and in her experience, that leads to betrayal and awfulness and possibly having made an awful and shitty decision because she had few options and a hard time with boundaries.

    Sarah seems to view stiff-arming the world her means of solving her desperate need to save the world and it works about as well for her as Dina’s current methods of resolving how much she’s missing Becky are working for her.

  71. avistel
    avistel
    May 10, 2016 at 12:40 am | #

    No canines, so she’s probably a herbivore. No reason to be afraid.

    • Vex Godglove
      Vex Godglove
      May 10, 2016 at 6:41 am | #

      Tell that to the victims of the hippo

      • BenRG
        BenRG
        May 10, 2016 at 9:38 am | #

        No tusks either, neither oral nor cerberal. However, as Toedad found to his cost, she has the sharpest claws…

        Possibly an Iguanadontid?

        • JBento
          JBento
          May 10, 2016 at 9:55 am | #

          Besides the thumbspur, iguanodontids didn’t have actual claws – as heavy-set animals that moved around on all fours, claws would not have lasted long. My vote is for some sort of segnosaur.

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      May 10, 2016 at 5:11 pm | #

      Even herbivores will occasionally eat meat. Like deer eating baby birds. And there’s evidence that ceratopsians also sometimes ate meat.

  72. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    May 10, 2016 at 12:40 am | #

    Okay, now you’re attempting to scare away Sarah out of campus.

  73. Uncertainty Moth
    Uncertainty Moth
    May 10, 2016 at 12:42 am | #

    Jibbers Crabst that’s creepy

  74. Idontcarenomore
    Idontcarenomore
    May 10, 2016 at 12:42 am | #

    Okay, now that’s enough to scare a cat off a gut wagon.

  75. M-M
    M-M
    May 10, 2016 at 12:44 am | #

    Hilarious + horrifying = hilarifying!

    • Gecko
      Gecko
      May 10, 2016 at 6:37 am | #

      I will add this to my vocabulary immediately.

  76. Gary
    Gary
    May 10, 2016 at 12:46 am | #

    It’s rather reminicent of that scene in Addams Family Values where Wednesday is forced to, er, “smile”…

    • StClair
      StClair
      May 10, 2016 at 3:10 pm | #

      Yup, that was my thought.

      And the other campers – and counselors! – all draw back in horror.

  77. Spongegirl Circleskirt
    Spongegirl Circleskirt
    May 10, 2016 at 12:48 am | #

    Oh my gawd! Dina’s a cenobite!

  78. Kugai
    Kugai
    May 10, 2016 at 12:53 am | #

    I think you’re overdoing it a wee bit there Dina

  79. Baf
    Baf
    May 10, 2016 at 12:53 am | #

    But from the disordered chamber of my brain, had not, alas! departed, and would not be driven away, the white and ghastly spectrum of the teeth. Not a speck upon their surface — not a shade on their enamel — not a line in their configuration — not an indenture in their edges — but what that period of her smile had sufficed to brand in upon my memory. I saw them now even more unequivocally than I beheld them then. The teeth! — the teeth!

    • Gecko
      Gecko
      May 10, 2016 at 7:40 am | #

      Teeheehee x3 excellent.

      …I want to make a joke about In The Mouth of Madness just to connect another thing which is not Lovecraft but certainly feels like it.

  80. Chronos
    Chronos
    May 10, 2016 at 1:03 am | #

    Tony Robbins hungry…

  81. Andrew
    Andrew
    May 10, 2016 at 1:09 am | #

    The last few panels really successfully hides the weak, transparent exposition of the dialog.

    • DSL
      DSL
      May 10, 2016 at 7:58 am | #

      You’re just sort of stringing smart-sounding words together.

    • ClaudeWicked
      ClaudeWicked
      May 10, 2016 at 10:19 am | #

      To be honest, gotta agree. There’s a certain amount of self awareness and manners of speech that feel like organic and more “Am I right, Audience?”

  82. OnyxIdol
    OnyxIdol
    May 10, 2016 at 1:11 am | #

    Thanks for the nightmares, Willis.

  83. begbert2
    begbert2
    May 10, 2016 at 1:13 am | #

    Oh my GOD I haven’t laughed like this in days!

  84. Thomas
    Thomas
    May 10, 2016 at 1:18 am | #

    Typo in first panel, second balloon:
    – perseverEnce -> perseverAnce.

  85. AGV
    AGV
    May 10, 2016 at 1:22 am | #

    Is Dina a T-800 or something?

    • Truk2
      Truk2
      May 10, 2016 at 1:25 am | #

      Ask Becky’s Dad

  86. Truk2
    Truk2
    May 10, 2016 at 1:22 am | #

    OH YAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
    I love Dina even more!!

  87. historyman68
    historyman68
    May 10, 2016 at 1:23 am | #

    You know the episode of Steven Universe when Alexandrite’s second jaw hinges open? Yeah, that’s what this reminds me of.

  88. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    May 10, 2016 at 1:46 am | #

    =D
    (To be clear, this is my reaction, not an attempt to replicate)

  89. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    May 10, 2016 at 1:51 am | #

    Isn’t Dina supposed to have pointy teeth?

  90. motorfirebox
    motorfirebox
    May 10, 2016 at 1:57 am | #

    Aw, how cute! Sarah’s trying to smile back!

  91. Peter Huppertz
    Peter Huppertz
    May 10, 2016 at 2:14 am | #

    Damn you, Willis.

  92. smashman42
    smashman42
    May 10, 2016 at 2:18 am | #

    Yikes! Too many teeth, like the ‘Nobody Dies’ version of Rei Ayanami

  93. BenRG
    BenRG
    May 10, 2016 at 2:28 am | #

    What has been seen cannot be unseen!!! My eyes! My beautiful, beautiful eyes!!!

  94. Kris
    Kris
    May 10, 2016 at 2:28 am | #

    That reminds me terribly of Attack on Titan.

    • EvilMidnightLurker
      EvilMidnightLurker
      May 10, 2016 at 3:19 am | #

      The thought of a Dina Titan is truly terrifying.

      • Pedantic Peanut
        Pedantic Peanut
        May 10, 2016 at 8:51 pm | #

        Oh good, I’m not the only one who thought she looks like the Smiling Titan.

  95. Talon
    Talon
    May 10, 2016 at 2:53 am | #

    Welp. I’ll never get to be an awesome lesbian lady, but according to what Sarah just said, Becky is my spirit animal.

    Maybe some sort of Becky/Danny hybrid. Although maybe I just relate to Danny’s circumstances more.

  96. LazarusLong
    LazarusLong
    May 10, 2016 at 3:31 am | #

    i cant decide if its adorably terrifying or terrifyingly adaorable.

  97. Crumplepunch
    Crumplepunch
    May 10, 2016 at 3:40 am | #

    More smile.

    MORE.

  98. CaptainBellman
    CaptainBellman
    May 10, 2016 at 3:59 am | #

    GUMMING OF AGE

  99. kaunisenkeli
    kaunisenkeli
    May 10, 2016 at 4:19 am | #

    Dina, for the love of all that’s holy, unholy, and everything in between never smile like that again. I never thought I’d see teeth scarier than Brian Blessed’s. o-o

  100. Darwin
    Darwin
    May 10, 2016 at 4:20 am | #

    TOO MANY TEETH! STAHP! LOVE OF SCIENCE, STAAAAHP!

  101. David Alexander McDonald
    David Alexander McDonald
    May 10, 2016 at 5:03 am | #

    Um, no, Dinah, Joyce isn’t a raptor….

  102. Kaffeeteria
    Kaffeeteria
    May 10, 2016 at 5:18 am | #

    I love Dina. She’s so cute. 🙂

  103. Kaffeeteria
    Kaffeeteria
    May 10, 2016 at 5:19 am | #

    Also, this smile is completely normal in my family.

  104. Zaxares
    Zaxares
    May 10, 2016 at 5:25 am | #

    Dina, I love you, so don’t take this the wrong way when I say “NEVER SMILE AGAIN.”

    • trlkly
      trlkly
      May 10, 2016 at 5:45 am | #

      Meh, the first one’s not horrible. And, anyways, you can learn to smile without using your teeth.

      Which reminds me of the only other time teeth became that terrifying to me, in one of Ellie Kemper’s early roles. I won’t link it (as the subject matter [if not the visuals] is NSFW), but just google Ellie Kemper Teeth, and watch the CollegeHumor video.

      • Schpoonman
        Schpoonman
        May 10, 2016 at 9:35 am | #

        Funny, I was thinking of the skit with DerrickComedy. You know the one.

        • trlkly
          trlkly
          May 10, 2016 at 5:25 pm | #

          Same video. It’s just that it came up from CollegeHumor on my Google search.

  105. 6Qubed
    6Qubed
    May 10, 2016 at 5:45 am | #

    it’s nice to know that other people have the same problem of going zero-to-Joker when they try to smile

  106. Chris Phoenix
    Chris Phoenix
    May 10, 2016 at 6:32 am | #

    It reminds me of what you get if you do a Google Image search on “penguin mouth.” It’s SFW… but… not safe for anything else.

  107. ischemgeek
    ischemgeek
    May 10, 2016 at 6:33 am | #

    … hilariously, I actually am somewhat smiley, but forced smiles for me come off as Dina’s attempt at the Joyce Smile.

    My face emotes weirdly. I am either full on triangle grin or Dina emotionless a lot of the time (except concentrating, which looks pissed off, or content which apparently looks confused) – and the triangle grin sometimes happens at inappropriate moments, since it seems at least as much an anxiety reaction as a happiness reaction, and protip don’t grin at someone who’s pissed with you because you’re anxious, it never goes well.

  108. erejnion
    erejnion
    May 10, 2016 at 6:35 am | #

    I WANT TO PROTECT THAT SMILE

  109. LWS
    LWS
    May 10, 2016 at 6:35 am | #

    That’s the same view some hapless plant eater had millions of years ago right before the Velociraptor started ripping its flesh off…

    Dina’s dentist should be proud; those are some seriously straight teeth.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      May 10, 2016 at 10:50 am | #

      Her gums are pretty seriously receded with a sort of unhealthy color, though. She needs to expand her brushing regimen to include them.

    • Gamaran Sepudomyn
      Gamaran Sepudomyn
      May 10, 2016 at 5:36 pm | #

      That seems less like “velociraptor hunting” and more like “apatosaurus eats small pterosaur, because hey, free food”.

  110. Bunivasal
    Bunivasal
    May 10, 2016 at 7:09 am | #

    “The” smile. Like Starfire?

  111. podian
    podian
    May 10, 2016 at 7:24 am | #

    Well, good thing I’m reading this on the morning.

  112. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    May 10, 2016 at 7:26 am | #

    Not just anyone can pull off the off-white Dorito chip grin, Dina.

  113. Catty
    Catty
    May 10, 2016 at 7:31 am | #

    Tomorrow’s strip: Dina eats Sarah before returning to her home planet to lay eggs.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      May 10, 2016 at 9:10 am | #

      Given the teeth she might be about to bite Sarah with her smaller internal mouth before cacooning her for implantation.

  114. nothri
    nothri
    May 10, 2016 at 7:36 am | #

    Hey Sarah….WHY SO SERIOUS?

  115. Falling Star
    Falling Star
    May 10, 2016 at 8:01 am | #

    Oh god.
    That’s AMAZING!

  116. Henry
    Henry
    May 10, 2016 at 8:02 am | #

    Welp. Now I know what fear is. Thanks.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      May 10, 2016 at 9:31 am | #

      Just add William Shatner’s cover of Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds as a soundtrack and your experience of elemental horror will be complete!

  117. Black
    Black
    May 10, 2016 at 9:42 am | #

    Okay, what the fuck is wrong with her? Even psychopaths know how to fake a smile…

    • Gigafreak
      Gigafreak
      May 10, 2016 at 9:47 am | #

      Psychopaths fake a lot of things. Dina rarely fakes anything.

      • Black
        Black
        May 10, 2016 at 12:25 pm | #

        How does a normal human being not know how to smile though? I know she’s… I dunno, SOMETHING, but still, smiling is a pretty natural response to delightful stimuli.

        • Gamaran Sepudomyn
          Gamaran Sepudomyn
          May 10, 2016 at 5:34 pm | #

          Oh, she knows how to smile (see her post-kiss face for that). But she just isn’t good at faking that.

  118. LordHaw
    LordHaw
    May 10, 2016 at 9:46 am | #

    OK, I had to try REAL hard not to laugh out loud at work after seeing that Dina smile! Oh good heavens…it made my day.

  119. Kaos
    Kaos
    May 10, 2016 at 9:53 am | #

    Oh. good lord. now i know how she will look like if she gets zombificed. Very scary. *sobs*

  120. JBento
    JBento
    May 10, 2016 at 9:59 am | #

    Sure, Willis, that’s great. It’s not like I was planning to sleep tonight or anything…

  121. Lan
    Lan
    May 10, 2016 at 10:42 am | #

    This. This is the face I want to have put on my tombstone. The face that put fear into several people I know.

  122. CianM1301
    CianM1301
    May 10, 2016 at 10:46 am | #

    My God, she looks like the Joker…

  123. Paul1963
    Paul1963
    May 10, 2016 at 11:17 am | #

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhh (breathe in) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhh…

  124. Jerry
    Jerry
    May 10, 2016 at 11:17 am | #

    …

    Eh, wasn’t gona sleep tonight anyways…

  125. MasakiSayz
    MasakiSayz
    May 10, 2016 at 11:33 am | #

    You know… It’s not the teeth. It’s the eyes. The horrid, painful “This hat is slowly eating me and if I say anything it’ll only become angrier” eyes.

  126. Rob
    Rob
    May 10, 2016 at 12:01 pm | #

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdxeklrcnQ1qj8u1do2_1280.png

  127. clonetek
    clonetek
    May 10, 2016 at 12:02 pm | #

    If thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee…

  128. Sovnyavitch
    Sovnyavitch
    May 10, 2016 at 12:18 pm | #

    Mr. Willis definitely has a good eye for observation. I have autism and I always look like the penultimate panel whenever I try to smile with my teeth, as does my best friend’s sister who’s built the same way. Maybe it’s like Temple Grandin says and we, being similar to animals, naturally dislike to grin because we interpret it as a threat? I can only genuinely smile with a slight lip movement and a closed mouth

    • ischemgeek
      ischemgeek
      May 10, 2016 at 8:22 pm | #

      I am autistic and I triangle grin sometimes, but my forced smiles look like Dina’s forced smile. :\

  129. WubLub
    WubLub
    May 10, 2016 at 12:44 pm | #

    Dina, please stop

    I will give five million live dinosaurs if you just stop making that face

    Please

    • Gamaran Sepudomyn
      Gamaran Sepudomyn
      May 10, 2016 at 5:33 pm | #

      I’m pretty sure New York or Tokyo’s pigeon infestations are the only places you could get that many dinosaurs.

  130. Noclevername
    Noclevername
    May 10, 2016 at 12:55 pm | #

    Move over, Cheshire Cat! Take a walk, Joker! THERE’S A NEW GRIN IN TOWN

  131. Sazazezer
    Sazazezer
    May 10, 2016 at 2:15 pm | #

    How can something so adorablAAHHHMYENHANCEDLIGHTRECEPTORS!

  132. wakeangel2001
    wakeangel2001
    May 10, 2016 at 2:18 pm | #

    well, when that image causes me to wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night I am going to find you, drag you back to my bedside, and make you sing me back to sleep.

  133. Keulan
    Keulan
    May 10, 2016 at 2:48 pm | #

    Yikes! This is like that deleted scene where the Terminator tries to smile.

  134. Aaron
    Aaron
    May 10, 2016 at 3:08 pm | #

    Panel 4 is just a regular smile. Panel 6 is THE SMILE!

  135. Tenn
    Tenn
    May 10, 2016 at 4:39 pm | #

    Welp, I guess that’s the face that will haunt my dreams.

  136. KSClaw
    KSClaw
    May 10, 2016 at 4:55 pm | #

    … no sweetie, that makes you look like a youkai.

    • Gamaran Sepudomyn
      Gamaran Sepudomyn
      May 10, 2016 at 5:29 pm | #

      Yokai Watch’s newest mon.

      • KSClaw
        KSClaw
        May 11, 2016 at 2:01 am | #

        no idea what that is, I was thinking more along the lines of Kuchisake-onna

  137. Valkyr
    Valkyr
    May 10, 2016 at 5:03 pm | #

    YIKES

  138. Iain
    Iain
    May 10, 2016 at 5:48 pm | #

    That terrible moment when you realise that a person’s face is just a meat-filled skull with a covering of skin…

    • Ashypants
      Ashypants
      May 10, 2016 at 8:37 pm | #

      It’s a moment that will henceforth be known as “The Dina Effect”

  139. Makkabee
    Makkabee
    May 10, 2016 at 5:50 pm | #

    That is the stuff of nightmares.

    • PSadlon
      PSadlon
      May 10, 2016 at 6:49 pm | #

      That the sort of smile I do when I try to attempt one in the mirror.

      Seriosly unless I have an honest happy smile any attempt to smile for whatever reason gets terrifyingly, creepy fas,t quick, & in a hurry/

  140. Rob Carlson
    Rob Carlson
    May 10, 2016 at 6:47 pm | #

    Whyyyyyy would you draw thaaaaat

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      May 10, 2016 at 7:22 pm | #

      Have you seen what used to be the final panel of Shortpacked!? The man has a very strange mind.
      http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=2195

  141. bettyfordbrownies
    bettyfordbrownies
    May 10, 2016 at 7:49 pm | #

    She’s trying, but…. *shudder*……

  142. bunrobot
    bunrobot
    May 10, 2016 at 8:50 pm | #

    more clenched teeth than a rob liefeld drawing…

  143. HiiroArana79
    HiiroArana79
    May 11, 2016 at 10:51 am | #

    Dina is on the Joker!

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Dumbing of Age: "Lockscreen" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Lockscreen
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 18h
when "online retailer" assumes you live in a sliding timescale and wants to make sure your emails remain culturally relevant years into the future
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 21h
An appropriate day to open Hashtag, who was having sapphic roommate dreams about lady Seekers five minutes after being born.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
today in #9chickweedlane i learned that, yes, lolly is so edda 2.0 that she's even wearing her mother's wedding dress as she gets married to Her Dad (But Taller)
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Buy my MPM-3 Bumblebee! Opened, displayed, re-unopened, complete with instructions ebay.us/m/a4Y4Kt
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Vangelus @vangelus.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
check out my original angle photos of ss86 megatron, source unknown and unimportant
ss86 megatron, shot in vertical in a mad seething panic by a severe incompetent
ss86 megatron, shot in vertical in a mad seething panic by a severe incompetent
ss86 megatron, shot in vertical in a mad seething panic by a severe incompetent
ss86 megatron, shot in vertical in a mad seething panic by a severe incompetent
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Tommy Valdez @thomasav.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
Target's 2025 Pride Collection
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
header image - Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday
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Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday
MINNEAPOLIS—Responding to conservative backlash over a large selection of offerings for the month of June, Target announced Friday that they would scale back their gay pride section to a single t-shir...
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Jules Effin Rivera @lovejoolz.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Happy Pride! Here's the comic where I come out as a Disaster Pansexual *and* Animal Crossing Weirdo
Love, Joolz comic
Panel 1
Jules and Blackbird chilling on the couch. 
J: I'm going to my friend's Pride March in Animal crossing! Time to make a cool outfit that show off my cousins. 
B: But you already have Disaster Bisexual outfits in Animal Crossing. 
Panel 2
Jules attempts to sew a dress in the Pansexual colors.
J: I am not a disaster bisexual. I'm Pansexual.
B: What's the difference? 
J: Getting horny for way more options.
Panel 3
Blackbird flutters agitatedly at Jules, who struggles with the sewing machine. 
B: Jules you're running out of time! 
J: It's fine! I can get the dress done in time!
B: We gotta go! 
J: It's fine! I can get the dress done in time! 
B: We gotta go! We're gonna miss the march! 
J: It's fine it's fine it's fine it's--
Panel 4: 
Jules and Blackbird at the Animal Crossing Pride parade. Blackbird is in a cap with Trans flag colors and a shirt with a rainbow pattern. Jules is in a suit with a bow tie and a froggie hat. She looks a mess. 
B: Jesus God, you really are a disaster bisexual. 
J: Disaster Pansexual.
B: Right. 
B: Jesus God
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
tfw the secret ingredient definitely isn't poison
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sarahquaint @sarahquaint.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Can we get a license for an additional official if we pay the processing fee and donate the harvest to a food bank?
kendrawcandraw.bsky.social's user avatarKendra, regular version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
Every queer person gets to kill and eat one(1) sitting US official this month
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca ⋅ 1d
by carefully mixing 10% cream with 1% skim milk, you can unlock forbidden milk percentages the government doesn't want you to know about, like 7.725%
some milk I used to make Forbidden Percentages. I didn't mention 2% in my post though. I gotta keep some secrets
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 1d
online transformers collectors: i hope ss86 megatron doesn't have big ol' treads on his back!!! ss86 megatron: *treads fold up inside the legs* online transformers collectors: HIS LEGS ARE TOO CHUNKY >>>:((((
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Dumbing of Age: "Sweet prank" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic
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Sweet prank
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
View AND change this, if we were talking quantum mechanics
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Micah @rincewind.run ⋅ 2d
the big disconnect that happens here is between the correct message for D politicians (especially in red states), which is “you’re right, this isn’t who you are, you’re better than that, vote differently next time” and the actual truth, which is yes you did, fuck you
kevinbuist.com's user avatarKevin Buist @kevinbuist.com ⋅ 2d
Yes, you did vote to deport moms.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
Raw milk has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
fangferric.bsky.social's user avatarFerric Fang @fangferric.bsky.social ⋅ 3d
RFK Jr celebrated the release of the MAHA report by downing raw milk shooters in the White House with influencer Paul Saladino. Hazards of raw milk include Listeria, Salmonella, Campylobacter, Yersinia, E. coli O157:H7, and now-- avian flu.
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social ⋅ 2d
maggie, reading a strip from a year from now: oh this is so obnoxious, i love it she gets me
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