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by David M Willis on May 20, 2016 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - When God Closes The Door
└ Tags: jennifer, ruth

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  1. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    May 20, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    I think we can all agree I had no choice.

    • Spidergirl
      Spidergirl
      May 20, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

      Billie: I rigged it.

    • Mkvenner
      Mkvenner
      May 20, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

      You win the comments.

      • Mordecai
        Mordecai
        May 20, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

        Agreed

    • Edhead
      Edhead
      May 20, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

      Would you smooch a cheeleader?

      Yes.
      Heck yes!

    • Wheelpath
      Wheelpath
      May 20, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

      Very nice. TBH I expected the link to be “act with integrity” or something like that to hurt us, but no, well played

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      May 20, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

      I’m cool with Dumbing of Age being a Gravity Falls AU.

      • Edhead
        Edhead
        May 20, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

        That’s the only way Gravity Falls is gonna continue.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        May 20, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

        Can Galasso be Grunkle Stan?

        • Mordecai
          Mordecai
          May 20, 2016 at 12:15 am | #

          Who could be Mabel but Joyce? And who will be Dipper?

          • Spidergirl
            Spidergirl
            May 20, 2016 at 12:27 am | #

            Danny could be Dipper.

            • SundaesChild
              SundaesChild
              May 20, 2016 at 9:17 am | #

              This could work, but first he needs to develop a hopeless (or is it?) crush on Sal. I mean, she’s clearly the Wendy of this AU, right?

              • Doctor_Who
                Doctor_Who
                May 20, 2016 at 11:13 am | #

                Becky is an extroverted redhead, maybe she’s Wendy. Which sorta makes a crush on her from Danny hopeless by default.

                Anyway, Mike is Bill Cipher.

                • kryptoknight
                  kryptoknight
                  May 20, 2016 at 12:20 pm | #

                  I think Joe would be the best candidate for Soos.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      May 20, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

      It is peculiar that no one in DoA has braces.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        May 20, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

        Maybe someone has the clear kind, and it’s hard to notice?

      • Marisa Mockery
        Marisa Mockery
        May 20, 2016 at 12:39 am | #

        In college? Most people stop needing them by high school.

        • JessWitt
          JessWitt
          May 20, 2016 at 1:04 am | #

          I’ve known people in (and beyond) college who still had braces. Heck, in college I had retainers.

          • Carriethedragon
            Carriethedragon
            May 20, 2016 at 5:53 pm | #

            I can’t think of anyone I know in college that has braces. One person might’ve? But she also had a huge underbite and is getting surgery soon.

        • Historyman68
          Historyman68
          May 20, 2016 at 1:06 am | #

          The director of the agency I work at has braces. I think they’re getting more common for adults.

        • Hollis
          Hollis
          May 20, 2016 at 10:58 pm | #

          My brother got braces in college and didn’t have them in HS. He also started T in college, so literally nobody thought he was old enough to be in college and led to some reeeaaallllly awkward observations of classes (because he was observing junior high and high school science classes) because the kids thought he was the same age as them despite being 20-21 at the time.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      May 20, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

      You had no choice.

    • Architex
      Architex
      May 20, 2016 at 12:21 am | #

      Absolutely Brilliant

    • TheNinthShade
      TheNinthShade
      May 20, 2016 at 7:38 am | #

      Would you like your internets mailed or sent electronically?

    • SundaesChild
      SundaesChild
      May 20, 2016 at 9:13 am | #

      Great, now I’m imagining all of DoA recast with GF characters (or vice versa.)

      *mouths “thank you,” hands Doctor -$12 bill*

  2. Edhead
    Edhead
    May 20, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    Mary is the one heel in the entire DOA right now.

    Well played.

    • Cephalo the Pod
      Cephalo the Pod
      May 20, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

      Seriously?

      Not Blaine? Not Ryan? Not the Gunman (who is, admittedly, quite out of comission)? Not Carol or John or who-knows-else from Joyce’s hometown?

      • Spidergirl
        Spidergirl
        May 20, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

        She’s the one who’s most present currently, but yeah, you got a point there

      • JetstreamGW
        JetstreamGW
        May 20, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

        Blaine might be in jail, Ryan’s missing atm, ToeDad is in jail, and Joyce’s family aren’t villains, just kinda dicks.

        Yeah actually I’m kinda with Edhead. Mary’s the only actual heel present at the moment. If Ryan or Blaine show up again, I’d amend, but so far they’re not about.

      • Some1
        Some1
        May 20, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

        Ruth: Mary is the worst person ever, no one could be shittier then her!

        Billie: What about the guy who wanted to beat his daughter during the Freshman Family Weekend?

        Ruth: Okay besides that asshole.

        Billie: Also the guy who brought a gun onto campus!

        Ruth: There is that guy…

        Billie: I think someone tried to rape Joyce

        Ruth: wait..WHAT!

        • Spidergirl
          Spidergirl
          May 20, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

          Oh, right, nobody told Ruth.
          Or really anyone outside of those who were there that night and Becky.

          • segnosaur
            segnosaur
            May 20, 2016 at 9:43 am | #

            Well, Walky and Sal too I think. (They were not at the party, but were there the following morning.)

        • Falling Star
          Falling Star
          May 20, 2016 at 8:19 am | #

          …Yeah, I can see that.

      • Edhead
        Edhead
        May 20, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

        You are right. I am slightly drunk from watching tonight’s smackdown, and forgot about all of those guys.

        Mary is the top heel right now.

        Carol/John and the hometowners are a bunch of on borrowed time midcarders.

        Blaine and Ryan are only part-timer heel draws.

        Amber and her Amazi-girl gimmick is slowly turning heel.

        • Some1
          Some1
          May 20, 2016 at 12:15 am | #

          Mary has got to be one of the last threatening though. I mean 18 year old girl who says slurs can’t really compete with guy who brings shotgun onto campus.

          • Edhead
            Edhead
            May 20, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

            And yet, who is still here?

            • Edhead
              Edhead
              May 20, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

              Just imagining Willis reading the comments and laughing diabolically while he prepares to rip all of us a new one with a great heel.

              • Some1
                Some1
                May 20, 2016 at 12:20 am | #

                Wait, who haven’t we seen yet…

                Dargon Chesterfield!

                • Edhead
                  Edhead
                  May 20, 2016 at 12:25 am | #

                  Oh god. What is the residence Manager Mary was talking about in the last comic is Daragon?

                • Some1
                  Some1
                  May 20, 2016 at 12:47 am | #

                  I feel like Dargon would work better as something akin to a mob boss.

                • Clif
                  Clif
                  May 20, 2016 at 9:01 am | #

                  I vote for the residence manager being the head Martian but no-one ever notices or reacts to it.

          • Leorale
            Leorale
            May 20, 2016 at 12:20 am | #

            Mary’s a result of the same toxic environment that made Ross think that his actions were a noble idea. She’s also trying her best to cause such an environment to persist and spread. So, no, she’s not Ross-level bad… but she will be, as soon as she has some kids to teach.

            • Edhead
              Edhead
              May 20, 2016 at 12:23 am | #

              Well she isn’t allowed to fornicate unless wed, and that requires someone to find her attractive… or someone that can submit to her will.

              *Looks at Danny. Naw… lets keep with with Ethan
              *Looks at Faz. Perfect.

              • John
                John
                May 20, 2016 at 12:38 am | #

                The dude she married in the other universe has been in at least one comic.

                And, though we haven’t so much seen signs of it with this Mary, the other universe’s was an enormous hypocrite about the whole premarital hanky-panky thing. Also apparently did not understand how to operate birth control.

              • segnosaur
                segnosaur
                May 20, 2016 at 9:50 am | #

                Is it true that she’s against pre-marital hanky panky? I can’t think of any strip where she’s ever explicitly stated it (at least in this universe).

                I know Joyce is against pre-marital sex, and its common for fundamentalist christians; however, its not a universal stance, and various christian sects can pick and choose their beliefs almost at random. Certainly not out of the question for someone to be a christian, be bigoted against gays and trans, but have no problem having sex before marriage.

            • doubleW
              doubleW
              May 20, 2016 at 12:25 am | #

              She’s thew zerg creep, not the zerg

          • Jhon
            Jhon
            May 20, 2016 at 11:12 pm | #

            No shotgun in DoA.

      • MrInsecure
        MrInsecure
        May 20, 2016 at 12:24 am | #

        Yeah, they’re all pretty big heels. The difference is that Mary is very careful not to (publicly) engage in behavior that could get her punished by the authorities. Blaine, Ryan and Ross are all terrible people, but they’ve also run afoul of the legal system and/or been ostracized from their respective communities. Warrants have been issued, notices have been passed around, and punishments are, at least in one case, pending. The system has, to a greater or lesser extent, recognized these people as the threats they are, and responded accordingly.

        But Mary is a problem that the system isn’t able to deal with, in part because her behavior isn’t considered particularly unacceptable. For better or worse, there are very few policies protecting trans students from bigotry, and the only person who could possibly punish her for the times where she’s gone over the line actually has violated clear policies with long-standing precedents. Mary knows this, and also knows that any retaliation against her would likely gain the support of not only the college, but also the local (and perhaps national) religious community.

        In many ways, this makes Mary the most difficult antagonist to deal with, because even though she’s personally quite weak, she knows the rules and knows how to manipulate them to her ends. Blaine and Ross might get sent to Jail, and Ryan might be barred from any parties from here on out, but people will bend over backwards to accommodate Mary, and that makes her quite dangerous in her own right, especially if someone decides to retaliate against her.

        • Edhead
          Edhead
          May 20, 2016 at 12:29 am | #

          Mary is pretty much Stephanie Machmahaon and HHH in their ‘Authority’ gimmick the past few years.

          Minus the nose.

          And double the chest hair.

          • Orion Fury
            Orion Fury
            May 20, 2016 at 12:51 am | #

            and triple the poetry?

        • Leila
          Leila
          May 20, 2016 at 6:51 am | #

          MrInsecure: “Barred from parties” is not particularly severe, and really only the guy who gave the girls a ride home really knows to bar Ryan. So basically, Mary is NOT the only antagonist the “system isn’t able to deal with”. He got away with it, he’s still out there, and Joyce is afraid to leave her dorm alone. Mary still has competition as worst villain that hasn’t been neutralized.

      • erisdyscordia
        erisdyscordia
        May 20, 2016 at 8:34 am | #

        Blaine is a pain, and that’s the truth!

      • trlkly
        trlkly
        May 20, 2016 at 11:49 am | #

        I’m okay with it. Mary’s the only one who’s a real character. The others were just villains for an arc.

        John so far is also only a single-arc villain, and neither he nor Carol are as bad as Mary. Nor would I could Mike as such.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      May 20, 2016 at 12:27 am | #

      What about Mike?

      • Edhead
        Edhead
        May 20, 2016 at 12:30 am | #

        Mike is the ultimate tweener of both face and heel, but is more face leaning due to the outcome of his actions.

      • Rukduk
        Rukduk
        May 20, 2016 at 12:54 am | #

        He’s one of those heels that everybody likes and is practically a face even when I’m heel persona. Think someone like CM Punk. Or Cesaro, who was technically a heel for the longest time, with the gimmick of an evil Swiss banker of all things, but everyone loves him because he is pound for pound one of their best performers. Or Brock Lesnar. People always want to see Brock break other wrestlers.

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          May 20, 2016 at 10:16 pm | #

          I disagree. I think DoA Mike is the type of one-note heel that would be absolutely hated if he had been used more often. I’d say that as such, he reminds me of Drew Macintyre when he was “the chosen one”, except that unlike Vince, David Willis has the good sense of not pushing him on us over and over whether we want to or not.

          Or heel Batista. Yeah, Mike is defintely heel Batista. Ignore what I just said about Drew.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      May 20, 2016 at 12:47 am | #

      Now I kinda want to see an AU Dumbing of Age where it’s all a wrestling company.

      Just imagine:

      Ethan: “Danny, I want to see you in the steel cage!”
      Danny: *gulp*

      Carla doing a Stone Cold-esque anti-hero babyface shtick.

      Sarah running riot with a baseball bat to build heat.

      • Rukduk
        Rukduk
        May 20, 2016 at 12:56 am | #

        Now I’m picturing Joe as being a Seth Rollins style heel. Just larger and not quite as good looking. Wait, does this mean Ruth is the DoA Undertaker?

        • Rukduk
          Rukduk
          May 20, 2016 at 1:04 am | #

          Wait, he’d probably be a John Cena style “heel who is under the delusion that he is a face”.

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        May 20, 2016 at 1:03 am | #

        Amber seems to be heading into Randy Orton territory.

        Joe would probably fancy himself the Godfather.

        • Rukduk
          Rukduk
          May 20, 2016 at 1:06 am | #

          But who would be the DoA Dean Ambrose? Who? I need to know this.

          • Orion Fury
            Orion Fury
            May 20, 2016 at 1:10 am | #

            I don’t know about Ambrose, but what about Becky as Bailey?

  3. Idontcarenomore
    Idontcarenomore
    May 20, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    Awww.

  4. inqntrol
    inqntrol
    May 20, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    Come on Ruth, you could have said “hi” at least.

    • Yet_One_More_Idiot
      Yet_One_More_Idiot
      May 20, 2016 at 3:07 am | #

      Alt text: The future is dumb.
      Me: The future is dumbing. And there’s nothing we can do to stop it.

      • Falling Star
        Falling Star
        May 20, 2016 at 8:22 am | #

        You’ve got it right there.
        Oh god I wish we could stop it.

  5. Mr. Mendo
    Mr. Mendo
    May 20, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    Man, I hope these two will be alright… 🙁

  6. Wheelpath
    Wheelpath
    May 20, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    Flipping several shits right now. This ship is so real, gives me the most visceral feels

    • Proxy
      Proxy
      May 20, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

      It’s too real, I can’t handle it.

    • ChrisHerself
      ChrisHerself
      May 20, 2016 at 3:39 am | #

      Too real too real, too many feels I’ve felt in real life I can’t

  7. Nicster216
    Nicster216
    May 20, 2016 at 12:02 am | #

    Ruth: part time girlfriend, part time dictator, FULL TIME GRAMMAR NAZI!

  8. Stephen R. Bierce
    Stephen R. Bierce
    May 20, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    *looks for some Sex Pistols to play on the hacked Muzak*

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      May 20, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8fLOJswWtk

    • John
      John
      May 20, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

      *puts on Frank Turner – Imperfect Tense*

  9. Nono
    Nono
    May 20, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    I don’t think Billie can hear you from over there, Ruth.

  10. chromacandi
    chromacandi
    May 20, 2016 at 12:03 am | #

    *sniff*

  11. Sophia
    Sophia
    May 20, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    I’m really rooting for them. I hope they’re both able to get sober and find happiness. =(

  12. kevlulz
    kevlulz
    May 20, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    …man, this one hit a little too close to home for me. I feel you Ruth. Not in a weird, non-consensual way, but like a “I get you” way

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      May 20, 2016 at 12:48 am | #

      Yeah, I’ve been where Ruth is. Hell, I lived there for awhile. Finally glad to have access to the future tense again.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      May 20, 2016 at 1:04 am | #

      Too true.

    • ChrisHerself
      ChrisHerself
      May 20, 2016 at 3:41 am | #

      I’ve been where both of them have and I don’t even know who to feel more for right now. This strip is such a conflicting gut punch.

  13. Kay
    Kay
    May 20, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    Ow.

  14. Proxy
    Proxy
    May 20, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    Ruth and Billy keep finding new ways to BREAK MY FUCKING HEART T^T

  15. Leorale
    Leorale
    May 20, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    Damn you willub?

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      May 20, 2016 at 8:56 am | #

      (or, I should say, DAMN YOU WILL U B)

  16. Spidergirl
    Spidergirl
    May 20, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    For some reason, the alt text reminded me of this old Discovery Kids cartoon called “The Future is Wild.”

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      May 20, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

      Oh hey I remember that series. I liked it.

      • Kris
        Kris
        May 20, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

        I remember that show too! It was better than it had any right to be.

    • ChrisHerself
      ChrisHerself
      May 20, 2016 at 5:42 am | #

      Oh dang hello nostalgia. I remember “Cro”– sick theme song and interesting dual narrative. To this day if someone mentions the physics of insulation I just automatically picture a wooly mammoth explaining it to me.

  17. Leorale
    Leorale
    May 20, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    This one reminds me of this comic:
    http://www.depressioncomix.com/posts/154/

    also, of life. Hang in there, Ruth.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      May 20, 2016 at 2:52 am | #

      The past is gone. The future is unceratain. The present sucks but it’s all we know.

      Eat Arby’s.

      • Clif
        Clif
        May 20, 2016 at 1:28 pm | #

        Burma Shave

  18. Bagge
    Bagge
    May 20, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    Will U boff latr?

  19. Opus the Poet
    Opus the Poet
    May 20, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    This. The moment by moment survival that can’t imagine a future… 😧

    • ChrisHerself
      ChrisHerself
      May 20, 2016 at 3:42 am | #

      Yep. *fist bump*

  20. Frost Magi
    Frost Magi
    May 20, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    I would like these two to get back together. Even though sometimes it doesn’t seem like a good idea, it is most undoubtedly the best thing for them. Come on you two, make up already <3

    • Clif
      Clif
      May 20, 2016 at 1:26 pm | #

      Not until Mary blackmail goes away. And before that we have Becky’s living arangements to worry about.

  21. Zababcd
    Zababcd
    May 20, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

    Billie, if you’re worried about Mary collecting evidence about your relationship with Ruth, then taking the visual communication option isn’t the way to go.

    Ruth, if you’re worried about Mary collecting evidence about your relationship with Billie, then responding at a volume that can be heard down the hallway isn’t the way to go.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      May 20, 2016 at 12:50 am | #

      The really depressing part is she probably didn’t respond at a volume that can be heard down the hall. Which means Billie might be thinking Ruth just turned around and walked away while mumbling when she asked if she was going to be okay.

  22. tim gueguen
    tim gueguen
    May 20, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

    That first panel is wonderful.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      May 20, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

      It’s a thing of beauty.

  23. magicallady
    magicallady
    May 20, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

    anxious to see what happens next for them

  24. Kris
    Kris
    May 20, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

    Billie’s really changed since this comic started.

    • magicallady
      magicallady
      May 20, 2016 at 12:21 am | #

      she really has. at the beginning, her character was “stay the hell away from me” and now shes “im gonna do what i can not to fuck things up”, compare with the other characters, who are more or less the same. billie now is a complete stranger to billie then. the same can be said for ruth.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      May 20, 2016 at 12:40 am | #

      She really has. If the comic had started now and we saw a flashback of Billie at the start of the semester, that would be a big plot twist.

      I suppose the change has been for the better in many ways…. I just wish it didn’t have to come with a major blow to her self esteem.

      • Kris
        Kris
        May 20, 2016 at 1:20 am | #

        True but in a way I’d say it was almost necessary. Billie started out pretty self absorbed, concerned with status and being one of the “cool” kids. She was shunning her actual friends, feuding with Ruth, and possibly even in denial about her drinking problems.

        Don’t get me wrong she wasn’t horrible or anything but compared to her now. Trying not to screw up, recognizing the friends who actually care about her, selflessly volunteering her room for practically a stranger, and actually caring about someone else’s well being. I’d say it was worth it.

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          May 20, 2016 at 1:46 am | #

          Her arc, Joyce’s arc, and Danny’s arc seem to all be centered around letting college mold them into better people through either discovering the existence of others, their own feelings, or seeing themselves through the eyes of others.

          All have turned out for the better because of it.

          Though on the flipside, we have Mary, resistant to the change in the way Joyce was schooled to be and clawing at anything different that would challenge her.

          And it’s turning her maybe not into a worse person, but definitely one with the ability to do more real harm to people in a much more permanent way.

        • Nono
          Nono
          May 20, 2016 at 2:05 am | #

          She definitely still has issues to work through (she still feels horribly undervalued and undeserving of a lot of other people), but yeah, long way coming.

          • Clif
            Clif
            May 20, 2016 at 1:31 pm | #

            On the other hand, Carla and Mike are perfect the way they are.

  25. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    May 20, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

    Ruth’s alcoholism isn’t the source of her depression but it sure as hell isn’t helping it. I wonder if she’ll be able to think clearly enough to get treatment for both if she manages to clean up from her current state.

  26. Saaaam
    Saaaam
    May 20, 2016 at 12:21 am | #

    Jigsaw is going to abduct like, this entire floor

  27. Architex
    Architex
    May 20, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

    Billie, cliche romcom bs isn’t gonna help, but it is kinda cute.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      May 20, 2016 at 1:07 am | #

      I’ve heard it said that a seemingly surprising amount of stuff that’s endearing in romcoms are in real life, creepy as fuck. I don’t like that.

      • Gordon
        Gordon
        May 20, 2016 at 1:49 am | #

        It’s because, in romcoms, the couple is literally destined to be together. So any steps taken by the (usually a) dude to woo the (usually a)girl are justified by the laws of narrative coupling.

        But in real life, no one is beholden to narrative conventions. So, without the concept of fated love to enforce the happy ending, a lot of “romantic” gestures become stalking and harassment.

        • ChrisHerself
          ChrisHerself
          May 20, 2016 at 3:46 am | #

          This comment is my everything. Just sayin’.

        • Orion Fury
          Orion Fury
          May 21, 2016 at 1:32 pm | #

          Just lies. Lies upon lies.

  28. Raen
    Raen
    May 20, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

    Hmm. I wonder if she can get a Librium taper without being expelled/demoted?

  29. Shiro
    Shiro
    May 20, 2016 at 12:23 am | #

    That’s genuinely adorable how she’s still looking out for Ruth.

  30. Dalrint
    Dalrint
    May 20, 2016 at 12:27 am | #

    Ruth is on the nose. Sometimes being alive is exhausting.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      May 20, 2016 at 2:36 am | #

      As a kid, I said my dream job was to be a fossil.

      • inqntrol
        inqntrol
        May 20, 2016 at 6:57 am | #

        Waiting to be one day dug out of the ground and spend the rest of your days as an exhibition in a museum while people are eyeballing you.

        • Falling Star
          Falling Star
          May 20, 2016 at 12:07 pm | #

          Or pumped out of the ground and used to fuel people’s computers so they can access the internet.

  31. Alan
    Alan
    May 20, 2016 at 12:29 am | #

    Tomorrow’s strip: A frowny-faced Billy changes the tense to present tense, then adds “BUSTER WOLF!” and throws the whiteboard at Ruth’s head.

    • Spidergirl
      Spidergirl
      May 20, 2016 at 12:59 am | #

      Probably not, but hey, we could all use some silly hijinks right about now.

  32. Kinoko
    Kinoko
    May 20, 2016 at 1:03 am | #

    D’awwww Billie. :’)

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      May 20, 2016 at 3:59 am | #

      d’awwwww <3

  33. pyrpyr
    pyrpyr
    May 20, 2016 at 1:11 am | #

    I’m so glad they’re talking, period. 🙁

  34. MapleAmber
    MapleAmber
    May 20, 2016 at 1:21 am | #

    <3 Ruth <3
    As much as she can be a jerk, I totally feel for her right now.
    This was me last week. Thinking of the future was too much, just minute by minute.
    I wish she would stop caring about what might happen and get help.
    Pot calling kettle black, I guess.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      May 20, 2016 at 2:00 am | #

      *hugs* I hope you’re in a better space now. If not, know that you’ve got this and you will get through this.

      • MapleAmber
        MapleAmber
        May 20, 2016 at 4:04 pm | #

        Thanks, Cerberus <3
        Mostly in a better space now! Appreciative of the comment 🙂

  35. Kravis
    Kravis
    May 20, 2016 at 1:41 am | #

    The future may be dumb, but it is also medieval.

  36. kkiten
    kkiten
    May 20, 2016 at 2:00 am | #

    Aww <3. Sorta.

  37. Danuisrodriguez
    Danuisrodriguez
    May 20, 2016 at 2:23 am | #

    My squee would had gone to the moon if she gave a thumbs up, but weariness is often one rock of mess from crushing one into a pulp.

  38. Yarrr
    Yarrr
    May 20, 2016 at 2:29 am | #

    That’s pretty cute.

  39. ChrisHerself
    ChrisHerself
    May 20, 2016 at 3:50 am | #

    I feel like the folks saying this dynamic is endearing might not have lived it…. Doesn’t matter if you’re Ruth or Billie here, this is pain disguised in love. Oof. One of those strips that’s a little too realistic. </3

    And yet I still want it all to be ok. Some of us never learn?

    • JBento
      JBento
      May 20, 2016 at 8:17 am | #

      Like so many things, I believe this is one of those classified as “cute, because it’s not you and you don’t fully fathom what’s happening.” Much like some things are funny when it’s not you they happen to.

    • trlkly
      trlkly
      May 20, 2016 at 3:16 pm | #

      I’d say it’s love that persists despite the pain, and that is what is endearing.

      Yeah, I’ve been depressed. Hell, I currently take one day at a time and don’t plan about the future due to my own problems. But I still find the fact that Billie cares to be quite endearing. The strongest love is the one that can endure pain.

      (And because I know no one will die in this comic, I know I can look forward to Ruth getting better. Real life has no such guarantees.)

  40. ChrisHerself
    ChrisHerself
    May 20, 2016 at 3:55 am | #

    Also PS depression is The Biggest Asshole

  41. Bagge
    Bagge
    May 20, 2016 at 5:21 am | #

    Ruuuuuuuth, I know things are very stressful and you are trying to get to grips with a lot of things at the same time, but could you have all therapy, please?

    • JBento
      JBento
      May 20, 2016 at 8:23 am | #

      I think Ruth resists getting therapy not because she doesn’t think she needs it (or not JUST because), but also because if she’s on therapy for severe depression, she’d probably be deemed unfit to be the RA.

      From what I gather, Ruth, much like Sarah, is dependent on outside help to continue her education, so that’s something she’d understandably be reluctant to give up on.

      • Betty Anne
        Betty Anne
        May 20, 2016 at 9:27 am | #

        No. The only one who’d be able to make that call would be Ruth.

        If she were to see an outside therapist, it would have nothing to do with the school whatsoever. It’d be like her going to a doctor’s appointment for diabetes maintenance or a broken bone.

        If she were to see a therapist at the campus, and their campus mental health department was worth a shit, she might – at worst – run the risk of someone she knows seeing her going into the mental health office. It would still be none of anyone else’s business what she was there for and if she was being treated.

        I went through this. Our campus *advertised the shit* out of the mental health services, and I was afraid people I knew would see me going there and “put two and two together” via the staff chatter network. Turns out, that confidentiality paper you sign the first time you ever go there to even think about seeing someone is a gold standard – NO ONE is allowed to see why you’re there, including the receptionist. I couldn’t even leave messages with the receptionist – she knew when my appointment was, what counselor I was there to see, and that was IT. I had to talk individually with my professors about how my issues were impacting my classroom attendance and classwork, and it was at my discretion; my counselor didn’t push the issue OR say it was ‘necessary’ in any way for me to get better. *I* decided, after many sessions, that it was kind of dickish for me to just randomly leave profs wondering why I was suddenly absent for days on end or turning in half-assed work.

        It’s more likely she’s internalized all the abuse she’s taken at home (and over the phone since she’s come to school) and doesn’t believe she *deserves* help. She has a mental recording going, telling her that she is an RA, she has to be strong enough to deal with this shit on her own, she has to show “everyone” (her abuser) that she’s good enough, and people who are “strong enough” and “good enough” don’t need therapy to get through it. It’s a stigma that keeps far too many people from seeking the help they desperately need.

        • JQuire
          JQuire
          May 20, 2016 at 11:20 am | #

          Yes, this.

          HIPAA applies to mental health treatment. Confidentiality of communications is part of professional ethics for counselors. Ruth is pretty savvy – I suspect that her therapist sharing what she’s being treated for with the school and loosing her RAship is not the primary impediment.

          • JBento
            JBento
            May 20, 2016 at 1:51 pm | #

            ANd now I know. Thanks to the both of you.

            • Charles Phipps
              Charles Phipps
              May 20, 2016 at 3:22 pm | #

              Either way, Ruth IS unfit to be RA. For multiple reasons. For her sake and her students.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      May 20, 2016 at 4:34 pm | #

      Seriously.

  42. Skizz
    Skizz
    May 20, 2016 at 7:47 am | #

    https://youtu.be/IasCZL072fQ

  43. Sam
    Sam
    May 20, 2016 at 7:58 am | #

    It’s really sad how much I relate to Ruth on a really personal level. Hang in there, Ruthless, if only to see what Carla’s gonna do to Mary.

  44. Falling Star
    Falling Star
    May 20, 2016 at 8:11 am | #

    This…why…
    :,(

  45. SundaesChild
    SundaesChild
    May 20, 2016 at 9:24 am | #

    The worst part about depression with anxiety? You’re always future tense. #emodadjokes

    • Betty Anne
      Betty Anne
      May 20, 2016 at 9:29 am | #

      You, sir, win an Internet. *salutes*

      – Signed, Someone With the Unfortunate Combo of Depression and Anxiety

    • Falling Star
      Falling Star
      May 20, 2016 at 11:17 am | #

      #dadjokesingeneral

    • Lin
      Lin
      May 20, 2016 at 5:16 pm | #

      Christ, you are NOT WRONG, SC. Like it’s not even a joke, it’s fucking horrible.

    • Scar Man!!!
      Scar Man!!!
      May 23, 2016 at 12:02 pm | #

      depression and anxiety sucks majorly. If there was one mental illness combo I’d want to materialize into a person and shoot that personification execution-style for nothing but catharsis, it would be the depression/anxiety combo.

  46. Pinja
    Pinja
    May 20, 2016 at 7:27 pm | #

    Yeah, no one cares if I live or die either

  47. Dana
    Dana
    May 20, 2016 at 8:59 pm | #

    Billie’s body language is so cute in the first panel.

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