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Offputting

by David M Willis on July 31, 2016 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - It All Returns
└ Tags: dina, sarah

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    July 31, 2016 at 12:04 am | #

    Dina learned Excitement!

    It’s super-effective!

    • Tabitha Desanto
      Tabitha Desanto
      July 31, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

      Wonder how much MP Dina has to keep using it.

      • Rukduk
        Rukduk
        July 31, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

        It’s a once a day ability that lasts for one hour. It’s a perk of her Archealogist in training prestige class.

        • Ana Chronistic
          Ana Chronistic
          July 31, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

          she’s CP 151 but her Raptor move takes a lot of meter to fill

        • phredd
          phredd
          July 31, 2016 at 12:31 am | #

          PALEONTOLOGIST!

          • AGV
            AGV
            July 31, 2016 at 5:46 am | #

            Thank god someone noticed

      • Anorak
        Anorak
        July 31, 2016 at 2:55 am | #

        Fairly certain is a class perk of being the best character

      • TPman
        TPman
        August 2, 2016 at 2:18 am | #

        I don’t think she can do it long. It appears she’s already resorted to using flail.

    • Will
      Will
      July 31, 2016 at 1:12 am | #

      More like it’s stuck!

  2. miados
    miados
    July 31, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    you can only hide excitement so much sarah. embrace it like dina.

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      July 31, 2016 at 4:49 pm | #

      Embrace Dina ?

  3. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    July 31, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    … I wonder what Sarah’s about to do.

    • Sambo
      Sambo
      July 31, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

      I wonder whether Sarah is looking out the window for Joyce and Becky, or for Ruth?

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        July 31, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

        She just heard the ice cream truck, and she’s wondering if she can catch up to it.

        • leafirebender
          leafirebender
          July 31, 2016 at 3:02 am | #

          headcannon accepted

      • DinaWho
        DinaWho
        July 31, 2016 at 12:41 am | #

        My impression was that she was watching Ruth.

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        July 31, 2016 at 1:16 am | #

        I don’t think that Sarah or Dina know what’s going on with Ruth. They were off in another part of the building when all that went down.

        • leafirebender
          leafirebender
          July 31, 2016 at 3:02 am | #

          read Dina’s reply again.

          • Fart Captor
            Fart Captor
            July 31, 2016 at 11:06 am | #

            I think that’s ALL they know: that she’s been taken to the health center. They don’t know anything about why, or about Billie.

            For all they know, Ruth could just sprained something while collecting femurs.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              July 31, 2016 at 11:22 am | #

              Dina was looking out the door for Carla’s reveal. Not clear what she did after, but if she caught the start and knows the resolution, I’d assume she’s got the basics.

              • Fart Captor
                Fart Captor
                July 31, 2016 at 1:28 pm | #

                So she was.

                I guess only Sarah was elsewhere then.

                • Eukie
                  Eukie
                  July 31, 2016 at 1:41 pm | #

                  Sarah might have overheard Carla yelling, since Billie, Sal, and Carla were wall-to-wall with Sarah’s room, which by all impressions she was inside.

                • Fart Captor
                  Fart Captor
                  July 31, 2016 at 4:54 pm | #

                  Not likely, since she had to ask Dina what was going on in the hall. If she’d been in the room when the shouting happened next door, she’d have been able to put 2 and 2 together.

                  She could still be watching Ruth though. Only knowing where she’s being taken would also be cause for concern.

    • Djkaiba
      Djkaiba
      July 31, 2016 at 12:42 am | #

      She is debating the pros and cons of jumping out the window currently to escape Dina’s excitement while also avoiding the mass or people gathered in the hallway gossiping over what is going on with Ruth.

  4. inqntrol
    inqntrol
    July 31, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    They better return soon before Dina makes a hole in the floor.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      July 31, 2016 at 12:40 am | #

      Her skillset is more about making holes in the ground, but if the floor’s in the way…

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      July 31, 2016 at 11:48 am | #

      Or pees on the carpet.

  5. Wheelpath
    Wheelpath
    July 31, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    Dina is the cutest most precious thing. I wanna see her use those legs on Becky.
    Right guys, that’s how the lesbian works, right? [sarcasm if that wasn’t clear]

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      July 31, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

      Yes, it’s exactly like kickboxing.

      • Chief_of_Staves
        Chief_of_Staves
        July 31, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

        Do they have competitions and protective garments?

        • Robin
          Robin
          July 31, 2016 at 12:35 am | #

          Well… Technically…

          • Clif
            Clif
            July 31, 2016 at 6:05 pm | #

            I’m so relieved you didn’t end that with a link.

        • HeySo
          HeySo
          July 31, 2016 at 12:42 am | #

          I’m especially excited for this season of Lesbian Lacross.

          Or was that Lesbian Macross?

          ..the internet has ruined me with slash, please send help.

          • de Combys
            de Combys
            July 31, 2016 at 2:23 am | #

            Seeing as how “cross” means violent masturbation where I’m from, this seems quite particular.

            • Peter
              Peter
              July 31, 2016 at 4:38 am | #

              “Violent” masturbation?

              Ow.

              • de Combys
                de Combys
                August 3, 2016 at 1:43 am | #

                “Vigorous masturbation with no hint of sensuality” might be more accurate.

          • Emperor Norton II
            Emperor Norton II
            July 31, 2016 at 6:11 pm | #

            How about lesbian picross?

        • JustCheetoDust
          JustCheetoDust
          July 31, 2016 at 12:47 am | #

          Maybe someday the IOC will add sex to the Olympic lineup, like they did in Futurama.

  6. Ubertenorman
    Ubertenorman
    July 31, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    oh my god could she BE more adorable?

    • miados
      miados
      July 31, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

      maybe if she was hugging a dino plushie.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      July 31, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

      Soon she will be neck and neck with Chiyo-Chan.

      • miados
        miados
        July 31, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

        cooking is so fun. cooking is so fun. now its time to take a break and see what we have done.

        • turd
          turd
          July 31, 2016 at 12:24 am | #

          Oh god what HAVE we done

          • Rick
            Rick
            July 31, 2016 at 1:13 am | #

            It’s–It’s an army of sentient cupcake abominations, MORTY.

            Yeah. th-th-that’s what you get for messing around with my stuff without permission.

            One–one day you’re setting out to make some cookies, th-th-the next you’re bringing about a sentient cupcake apocalypse.

        • Darkoneko
          Darkoneko
          July 31, 2016 at 9:45 am | #

          Why cook when there are cereals ?

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      July 31, 2016 at 12:39 am | #

      She can dress up in her tricera-top while singing “I feel pretty”.

      • de Combys
        de Combys
        July 31, 2016 at 2:21 am | #

        Pretty rawr!

  7. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    July 31, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    set Dina to “vibrate”

    • Rukduk
      Rukduk
      July 31, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

      Becky is really going to like that function.

      • miados
        miados
        July 31, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

        although for the sake of censorship that everyone knows the truth about it will be a massage setting.

        • Rukduk
          Rukduk
          July 31, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

          Hey, massage functions are great for the lower back and shoulder blades, so that’s still a huge plus.

        • JetstreamGW
          JetstreamGW
          July 31, 2016 at 1:24 am | #

          Vibrating back massagers.

          • de Combys
            de Combys
            July 31, 2016 at 2:20 am | #

            Cause we know vibrating massagers are for the back …right?

            • Darkoneko
              Darkoneko
              July 31, 2016 at 7:18 am | #

              TMI

              • notlegato
                notlegato
                August 1, 2016 at 10:30 am | #

                that’s tmi? jeez.

            • DSL
              DSL
              July 31, 2016 at 8:07 am | #

              GWS

              • de Combys
                de Combys
                August 3, 2016 at 1:45 am | #

                Not sure what that means.

      • podian
        podian
        July 31, 2016 at 7:48 am | #

        Welp, we went full EGS.

        • ganymedeanoutlaw
          ganymedeanoutlaw
          July 31, 2016 at 2:02 pm | #

          Dina doesn’t even have to turn into a superhero for it.

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          July 31, 2016 at 3:06 pm | #

          Great, now I’m convinced that GWS and EGS take place in the same ‘verse.
          And All New Issues too by extension, I guess… and that ties in Something Positive, doesn’t it? And didn’t they have ties to Walkyverse, which at some point had a tie to EGS? We’ve come full circle… they were connected all along!

          • bhtooefr
            bhtooefr
            July 31, 2016 at 5:56 pm | #

            GWS and SP have had direct crossovers, to the point that even cross-verse pregnancy is a thing.

          • Dean
            Dean
            July 31, 2016 at 7:52 pm | #

            It all ties back to the kid with the snowglobe in St Elsewhere eventually.

    • Charlie Spencer
      Charlie Spencer
      July 31, 2016 at 7:58 am | #

      My terrier vibrates just like that when she sees a squirrel through the back door. One day she’s going to fly apart.

  8. Tabitha Desanto
    Tabitha Desanto
    July 31, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    Well Sarah now has another reason for Becky to come back.

  9. Jess
    Jess
    July 31, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    I’M SO GLAD RUTH IS GOING TO BE GETTING HELP

    I HOPE BILLIE GETS ON THAT TRAIN TOO HONESTLY

    • miados
      miados
      July 31, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

      Even if it is forced on her. I can speak from experience that sometimes people only get help because it is kind of forced on them or because they don’t care enough to fight it being given to them.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        July 31, 2016 at 12:44 am | #

        Is it really forced on her if she lacks the will to protest or resist in the slightest?

        • TheGrammarLegionary
          TheGrammarLegionary
          July 31, 2016 at 12:52 am | #

          I read this comment before the ones you replied to (don’t know why), and holy hell, that’s really a scary thing to read out of context.

          • Anorak
            Anorak
            July 31, 2016 at 2:58 am | #

            Especially because it sounds like a ryan quote out of context

        • rectilinearpropagation
          rectilinearpropagation
          July 31, 2016 at 1:08 am | #

          Yes. If a person lacks the ability to say “No” then whatever is happening is happening without their consent. That isn’t (necessarily) physical force, but it is force.

          That said, I think forcefully intervening when someone’s reached the point where they literally can’t take care of themselves is the right thing to do.

          • miados
            miados
            July 31, 2016 at 2:10 am | #

            yeah. I imagine things would have been different if i wasn’t locked up after i tried to get a game over. I was so like ruth at the time. I actually stayed in my room the entire first day there.

          • leafirebender
            leafirebender
            July 31, 2016 at 3:11 am | #

            I would say forceful intervention is at least a light shade of grey if they’re really at a point where they *need* help to function.

          • Peter
            Peter
            July 31, 2016 at 4:43 am | #

            Consent is active, yes. You cannot get passive consent, that’s not how consent works.

            However, I remind you that we don’t require the consent of an unconscious drowning person to pull them out of the water and administer resuscitation procedures.

            • LadySol
              LadySol
              July 31, 2016 at 9:34 am | #

              Actually it depends on what you’re talking about. In first aid, as you brought up with the drowning, being unconscious or unresponsive is assumed consent for someone to give you medical assistance. While if the person is alert and responsive they have to indicate you can help them before it’s okay.

              • Regalli
                Regalli
                July 31, 2016 at 6:33 pm | #

                On the one hand, Ruth was pretty much in depressive catatonia, so you could make a case for unresponsive.
                On the other hand, I’m guessing what we’re missing now is the strips where Chloe pulls up a chair next to the bed and starts talking to Ruth, telling her she’s not fired yet and their first priority is going to be getting her okay, and Billie saying she won’t leave and Chloe going “actually given the current circumstances what Ruth needs most right now is someone to keep an eye on her” or something.

                • Liliet
                  Liliet
                  August 1, 2016 at 2:59 am | #

                  I want that.

          • DSL
            DSL
            July 31, 2016 at 8:09 am | #

            Oddly enough, that was how Ross saw things too.

    • leafirebender
      leafirebender
      July 31, 2016 at 3:09 am | #

      SAME

  10. GoogerGeiger
    GoogerGeiger
    July 31, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    Reminds me of the fsjal meme.

  11. TheAnonymousGuy
    TheAnonymousGuy
    July 31, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    little sister is on her way home.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      July 31, 2016 at 2:01 am | #

      Damn it now I’ve got feels all over my squee.

  12. Andr3wtime
    Andr3wtime
    July 31, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    The blueshift of Dina’s legs indicates that she is coming towards us.

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      July 31, 2016 at 12:45 am | #

      Nonono. In these comic’s rules, blue figures indicate flashback. Obviously her legs are moving so quickly that they instigate time travel.

      • Andy
        Andy
        July 31, 2016 at 1:19 am | #

        Blue highlight has also indicated sign language, so possibly moving so fast that they blue-shift.

        • de Combys
          de Combys
          July 31, 2016 at 2:18 am | #

          Or maybe they’re trying to convey us a special, terrifying message.

          • Disloyal Subject
            Disloyal Subject
            July 31, 2016 at 3:10 pm | #

            THE GRANDMAS SEE HOW THE DORM TREATS GINGER SNAPS.
            THE GRANDMAS ARE DISPLEASED.

      • Anorak
        Anorak
        July 31, 2016 at 3:00 am | #

        Dina’s legs have opened a dimensional tear connecting today’s comic to the one where she and becky kissed for the first time

  13. Some1
    Some1
    July 31, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    The residence manager is taking Ruth to the health center…Mary has done well, soon my plans will be complete!

    • Tabitha Desanto
      Tabitha Desanto
      July 31, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

      The Billie/Ruth ship plans?

    • leafirebender
      leafirebender
      July 31, 2016 at 3:12 am | #

      So *did* Mary call the RD (or whatever they call Pudding Lady at this school)? Because if so, that puts her character in a different light.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        July 31, 2016 at 3:49 am | #

        Mary wanted to keep everything between the residents, because she was “winning against” Ruth and to bring an authority figure in would destroy her blackmail leverage.

        Rachel texted the RM when she learned Ruth is suicidal.

  14. Mandy
    Mandy
    July 31, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    I sincerely hope Ruth is actually going to a hospital and not the student health center. Purdue’s student health center was notoriously useless.

    • JohnnyO
      JohnnyO
      July 31, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

      I.U. has a medical school with a real hospital. So maybe their health services for students aren’t so bad?

      The health center at my college was okay. Wait times were long and they kind of tended to under-diagnose things (I was once diagnosed with run-of-the-mill acid reflux, went to a real hospital and found out I had ulcers). But they would give you medication and notes to give to your professors if you needed them.

      • Mandy
        Mandy
        July 31, 2016 at 12:28 am | #

        Yeah, that’s true, I forget about IU Health being a thing. Hopefully their resources are good.

      • Benjamin Geiger
        Benjamin Geiger
        July 31, 2016 at 4:18 am | #

        Can’t speak to how things are at IU, but my school (USF) has a med school as well, and our student health clinic is actually fairly good, comparable to the doctors treating me before I started grad school.

        We also have a counseling center that can handle crises (I know this from experience).

        So it’s possible that she’ll get the help she needs on campus, or at least they might realize they should send her to a specialist.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      July 31, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

      As someone who’s worked on a crisis hotline, I’m a bit skeptical about hospitals as well. It seems to me that the amount of help received can vary a great deal by individual staff members, so I hope that Ruth ends up speaking with someone helpful.

      • Marie
        Marie
        July 31, 2016 at 12:46 am | #

        I’ve been to hospitals for suicidal ideation and attempts, and yes, they’re incredibly hit and miss, and often do both (eg a long wait with no help other than that you’re not easily able to proceed with dying, but after way too long you get an actually sympathetic doctor)

    • Mav
      Mav
      July 31, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

      They’ll most likely take her to the health center first. When I was having a crisis due to depression and anxiety (but not suicidal ideation), I actually went to the physical health center first – my alma mater separates the mental and physical health centers.

      In my experience they do ask you if you want to go to the hospital, should they call an ambulance for you, do you have a preference of going to the local one or going home to see your own doctor.

      They let me rest on one of the beds for a while, gave me water, and gave me a referral to the mental health center. It was a very calming experience. The physical health center people were very caring.

      But I realize my experience is not the same – and I also wasn’t suicidal so it was probably very different for others. I think it depends on the level of crisis. Some just ideate, others are literally in physical danger of hurting themselves. Ruth can’t get out of bed or move much, so I have a feeling they’ll take her to the hospital right after the health center.

    • DinaWho
      DinaWho
      July 31, 2016 at 12:29 am | #

      They may need to take her there before sending her to the hospital, to confirm that yes it is indeed that serious or something?

      (My only personal experience started from a visit to the mental health center of my own accord though, so I don’t really know.)

    • Terry
      Terry
      July 31, 2016 at 9:18 am | #

      My old school had a really good mental health division of the health center. We had actual full time counselors and some of the teachers for the master’s level counseling courses (who all had doctoral degrees in mental health treatment) did some crisis management.

  15. Rukduk
    Rukduk
    July 31, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    Dina, what type of cereal have you been eating, how sugary was it, and how much did you eat? Cause you’re a little hyper right now.

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      July 31, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

      Cadbury cereal?

      • JustCheetoDust
        JustCheetoDust
        July 31, 2016 at 12:15 am | #

        Smarties cereal

        • Woobie
          Woobie
          July 31, 2016 at 12:26 am | #

          Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs!!!

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            July 31, 2016 at 3:52 am | #

            They’re kind of bland until you add sugar.

            • Abel Undercity
              Abel Undercity
              July 31, 2016 at 6:02 am | #

              And chase it down with an espresso or five.

      • turd
        turd
        July 31, 2016 at 12:27 am | #

        Smores cereal is real and is about 50% marshmallows so…

        • HeySo
          HeySo
          July 31, 2016 at 12:40 am | #

          Most cereals are 50% marshmallows, and 50% sugar, and they somehow still manage to find room to squeeze in a hint of actual flavor.
          ..maybe that’s just a hallucination caused by the excessive amounts of sugar, though. :/

          • Reltzik
            Reltzik
            July 31, 2016 at 12:51 am | #

            Also 80% corn.

            • Ana Chronistic
              Ana Chronistic
              July 31, 2016 at 1:03 am | #

              High Fructose Corn Syrup

              • de Combys
                de Combys
                July 31, 2016 at 2:09 am | #

                Yum.

                • Fart Captor
                  Fart Captor
                  July 31, 2016 at 2:16 am | #

                  Oh god. I’m imagining your Dina avatar as a close up of Ana’s and now it is DRAMATICALLY LESS CUTE

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      July 31, 2016 at 2:13 am | #

      Well, I think the Mountain Dew she’s been drinking with it is probably been a factor

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        July 31, 2016 at 3:22 pm | #

        Hm.
        Now I desperately want D.Va to somehow be a direct descendant of Dina and Becky. Are there any paleontological digs in Korea?

      • trlkly
        trlkly
        July 31, 2016 at 10:56 pm | #

        Definitely. Sugar has been shown repeatedly not to actually make you hyper.

    • Liliet
      Liliet
      July 31, 2016 at 2:53 am | #

      high on Becky

  16. Chief_of_Staves
    Chief_of_Staves
    July 31, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    Sarah has now absorbed the commenters and audience. We are all Sarah now, doomed to watch and wait apprehensively, with just enough hope left in our jaded hearts to cry out “Damn You!” to a magnificent world and forces beyond our control.

    • Lucena
      Lucena
      July 31, 2016 at 12:21 am | #

      When the soggies comes the world will need the powers of the Sarah-Collective.

  17. TrueVCU
    TrueVCU
    July 31, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    Sarah like “if it’s calm it must mean a storm is coming”

  18. JohnnyO
    JohnnyO
    July 31, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    Ruth gets hit by a truck on the way to the health center…

    A truck of emotions.

    • WhoWasI
      WhoWasI
      July 31, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

      But, she already got run over in her room … by Ultra-car.

  19. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    July 31, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

    Hey, it’s classic Roomies! Sarah. Wonder why she’s more concerned than usual.

    • Rukduk
      Rukduk
      July 31, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

      She’s worried that Dina might explode from excitement.

      • inqntrol
        inqntrol
        July 31, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

        Or destroy her chair.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        July 31, 2016 at 3:54 am | #

        She’s going to wear a hole through the floor and they won’t get their deposit back.

    • Mara
      Mara
      July 31, 2016 at 4:35 am | #

      It must feel like a déjà vu to her. She’s probably thinking about her former room mate and hides her fave behind the curtain.

    • showler
      showler
      July 31, 2016 at 5:46 am | #

      Sarah’s been worried about Joyce trying to “go home again” since she left yesterday. She honestly doesn’t expect Joyce to come back in good shape.

      However, Joyce found some support and some good advice at home, even if home isn’t what she remembered.

      • LadySol
        LadySol
        July 31, 2016 at 9:41 am | #

        She may not expect her to return at all. She’s capable of imgaining that possibly.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        July 31, 2016 at 7:47 pm | #

        Mm, right. Thanks for clarifying.

  20. Professor Fate
    Professor Fate
    July 31, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

    The bongo drum noise used to mimic running in the Hanna-Barbera cartoons would be appropriate in Panel five.

    I keep expecting the chair to rise from the floor.

    • Van Jealous
      Van Jealous
      July 31, 2016 at 12:19 am | #

      That sound effect was supposedly created by manually dragging the actual recording tape consisting bongos (and other noises) back and forth (rather quickly) across the playback heads of a tape recorder and then recording that output to another tape!

      • Durandal_1707
        Durandal_1707
        July 31, 2016 at 1:42 am | #

        Why are we talking about bongos? Mary’s not in today’s strip.

      • Historyman68
        Historyman68
        July 31, 2016 at 11:11 am | #

        Cool!

    • Eyebrow
      Eyebrow
      July 31, 2016 at 6:49 am | #

      I just tried reading your comment back-translating “bongo” as usual. It gets weird.

  21. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    July 31, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

    Dina’s face will get stuck that way if she’s not careful.

    • JustCheetoDust
      JustCheetoDust
      July 31, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

      She survived her attempt at the triangle smile, she’ll be okay.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        July 31, 2016 at 12:49 am | #

        Gah!

        Sorry, I had a flash of memory.

        • de Combys
          de Combys
          July 31, 2016 at 2:08 am | #

          Gaaahhhh

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      July 31, 2016 at 10:45 am | #

      Cue Mike to slap her on the back.

  22. Robert
    Robert
    July 31, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

    Yeah I’d probably try to hide behind the curtain too if I saw that.

  23. DinaWho
    DinaWho
    July 31, 2016 at 12:24 am | #

    Happy stimmy Dina gives me life.

    • leafirebender
      leafirebender
      July 31, 2016 at 3:14 am | #

      Awww stimmy Dina! I know that I do that *exact* thing that she was doing there, but I never made the connection that we both stim 🙂

      • DinaWho
        DinaWho
        July 31, 2016 at 11:05 am | #

        Panel five is EXACTLY a thing I do with my legs when I’m excited about something.

        I’ve been looking forward to this strip ever since panel four was first previewed.

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      July 31, 2016 at 6:26 pm | #

      Indeed. Excited happy stimming because the person who actually seems to get and accept her is coming back.

  24. Some1
    Some1
    July 31, 2016 at 12:24 am | #

    Joyce and Becky return to find that everyone else has built a giant Becky statue out of wood and are preparing to sacrifice Mary to the Sun Child Ruth, who has fallen into legend despite only being gone for 20 minutes

    • Woobie
      Woobie
      July 31, 2016 at 12:28 am | #

      Add Ruth is the Remover of Femurs, and I will bring the wood.

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        July 31, 2016 at 1:29 am | #

        Bow chicka bow-wow

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        July 31, 2016 at 10:47 am | #

        Which is why a propitiatory sacrifice is necessary.

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      July 31, 2016 at 12:53 am | #

      I wonder what would’ve happened if it was 30 minutes.

      • Dean
        Dean
        July 31, 2016 at 2:53 am | #

        Holy war between the Orthodox Femurists and the Reformed Ruthians. Carla is happily selling catapults to both sides.

    • Anorak
      Anorak
      July 31, 2016 at 3:01 am | #

      How giant are we talking?

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        July 31, 2016 at 3:26 pm | #

        152′ 6½” tall, I’m thinking.

        • Anorak
          Anorak
          July 31, 2016 at 4:25 pm | #

          Ok, give me a week. Where is it going?

          • Some1
            Some1
            July 31, 2016 at 11:40 pm | #

            have you ever seen The Wickerman?

  25. Tomas
    Tomas
    July 31, 2016 at 12:27 am | #

    Damn. I read that first panel and instantly thought of Within the Wires.

    Ruth is going to the Health Center to relax. She is given a room. She is alone in the room. Why would there be anyone in the room? Ignore anyone in the room.

    That damn podcast in buried in my brain like a tick.

  26. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    July 31, 2016 at 12:36 am | #

    Still like this parallel between DoA and It’swalky that’s going on.

  27. Gespenst
    Gespenst
    July 31, 2016 at 12:44 am | #

    According to Sarah, everything is an offputting thing to be smiling about.

    • leafirebender
      leafirebender
      July 31, 2016 at 4:41 pm | #

      In this instance, though, she’s actually right.

  28. Bagge
    Bagge
    July 31, 2016 at 12:51 am | #

    Dina is adorable and all, but after a weekend with her pining for Becky I would make Sarah’s panel five face too.

    Ouch, THAT brought back painful memories of doubt to Sarah. Ruth’s secret is out, she will be given the help she needs, but will it be enough, and was it worth it? (in this case I really think it was).

    • Spaz
      Spaz
      July 31, 2016 at 1:18 am | #

      I didn’t even think of that. Of course Sarah would be having roommate-related flashbacks.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      July 31, 2016 at 1:36 am | #

      I’m just really glad it wasn’t Sarah who had to step in this time.

    • Kitty
      Kitty
      July 31, 2016 at 7:11 am | #

      I’m not sure Sarah knew about Ruth’s situation. She’s been pretty uninvolved with Ruth and Billie.

  29. rectilinearpropagation
    rectilinearpropagation
    July 31, 2016 at 1:16 am | #

    Honestly, up until a few comics ago I thought Sarah was going to be the one to have to intervene to get Ruth help and it was going to be a repeat of her freshman year: she gets someone help because they’re depressed and is accused of causing more harm than good.

    Instead, she’s one of the few people who still doesn’t know what’s up with Ruth & Billie.

    • leafirebender
      leafirebender
      July 31, 2016 at 4:42 pm | #

      You probably won’t see this but I love your avatar

  30. NLips
    NLips
    July 31, 2016 at 1:24 am | #

    And now Billie will be away when Becky shows up and snuggles into “her” bed.

    The drama has been put off for another few hours at least.

    • miados
      miados
      July 31, 2016 at 2:13 am | #

      and becky will assume it is dina in her half asleep state

  31. Umbrella Paint
    Umbrella Paint
    July 31, 2016 at 1:30 am | #

    Oh God I’m dying of adorableness

    • Mara
      Mara
      July 31, 2016 at 4:38 am | #

      Me too. Or is the word “adinable”?

  32. Reltzik
    Reltzik
    July 31, 2016 at 1:37 am | #

    Tonight, Grav Roulette has given me Danny.

    I…. do not relate to Danny.

    His central character trait, so far as I can tell, is his lack of initiative. The closest he comes to making a choice on his own (with a few rare exceptions) is either deciding to go along with or put the brakes on something that someone else is doing. When he puts the brakes on, he does a very poor job of articulating why, either to himself or others. He’s easily-led, whether it’s Blaine getting access to Amber through him or Sal unintentionally breaking him and Amazi-Girl up. At the end of the day, Dan does not frame his own choices. (Outing himself to Ethan is the only example to the contrary I can think of.) Instead, he chooses from the options that others allow him.

    His reaction to extreme circumstances also leaves something to be desired. It’s primarily one of confusion and delay. His ideal solution, if he could ever implement it, would be to press pause on everything and insist that no one do anything until he understands what is going on and can make a decision. There’s something pretty egotistical about this, like he’s granting himself veto power on the grounds of his own confusion.

    The problem is, he’s usually the least-qualified person to make that decision. The guy is OBLIVIOUS. Not only does he fail to pick up so many clues that get dropped, he is also generally ignorant of the larger issues in the world and tends not to think through his beliefs or principles. (Joe highlighted one example of this with the chewing out he delivered after Danny blue-balled Billie. Another example is Danny not even knowing bisexuality is a thing.) Danny is also fairly incurious about the larger world. He neither reflects nor absorbs, and in a way that makes him very self-absorbed. He doesn’t see the larger world. He just sees the lens he views the world through, and doesn’t understand that lens, and doesn’t care to improve on it or see the world better.

    With all that said, Danny’s not a BAD person. He isn’t Mary, or one of the awful dads, or Ryan, or Mike. He just wants to live in his own secure privileged comfortable bubble, reading comic books and being comfortable with a girlfriend, and the worst crises in his life are when that bubble is breached — his breakups with Dorothy and Amazi-Girl, discovering he’s bi, and so on.

    But overall, his osmium-level density makes him a very bad pick for me. I mean, I’m dense, but at least I try to understand the world about me and broaden my perspective. Danny doesn’t. Not only doesn’t he try, but trying isn’t even on his list of options to reject. That’s just not part of his mindset.

    • Durandal_1707
      Durandal_1707
      July 31, 2016 at 1:47 am | #

      Well hey, uh, it could be worse.

      • Durandal_1707
        Durandal_1707
        July 31, 2016 at 1:48 am | #

        (Also: how aware of the nuances of the wider world were you at age 18? Be honest.)

        • Reltzik
          Reltzik
          July 31, 2016 at 9:41 am | #

          Not very, but I was frequently reexamining my world view, realizing I didn’t fully understand things and trying to learn more, and deliberately seeking out third options.

          Danny… doesn’t do these things.

          • DarkVeghetta
            DarkVeghetta
            July 31, 2016 at 1:23 pm | #

            You say you dislike how Danny simply chooses from options given, yet you don’t seem to take matters into your own hands in this situation (avatar-wise I mean). Perhaps it’s time to make your very own Gravatar account? Or, you know, be Danny.

            • Clif
              Clif
              July 31, 2016 at 6:15 pm | #

              But that would deprive us of his somewhat interesting monologs. By actively experimenting, he *is* taking matters into his own hands, just not in the way you would prefer.

            • Reltzik
              Reltzik
              July 31, 2016 at 9:55 pm | #

              Partly what Clif said.

              But also, registering like a good little boy WOULD be taking one of the obvious choices offered to me, while coming up with a quite-unintended workaround like the Grav Roulette is definitely not one of the options that someone intentionally presented.

              Also, other reasons, which I’m keeping secret because they’re my planned counter for Willis’s stated intention to ruin everything up once I get a Walky grav, and I’m not enough of a silly monologuer to plainly state my intentions to the enemy like that.

    • Eyebrow
      Eyebrow
      July 31, 2016 at 6:55 am | #

      I wish I could say I didn’t relate to Danny. I spent most of my youth doing exactly what Danny does — reacting to the options others gave me, and being oblivious to clues. Socially it was often disastrous, just as it’s been for Danny.

      Like Danny, I didn’t go without love, but I didn’t take advantage of the better options that weren’t explicitly presented either.

      I didn’t make any attempt to expand my worldview, and so missed out on a lot of growth and fun.

      I sincerely hope I’m doing better than that now, but Danny keeps reminding me when I’m not. Keep Danning it up, Danny, so I don’t have to.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      July 31, 2016 at 6:57 pm | #

      I mean, Sal didn’t really have any part in breaking him and Amber up, it’s that Amber freaked out, let Amazi-Girl take the reins, and started treating Danny as a betrayer. Nothing Danny could have done at that point would have really worked because Amber wasn’t ready to listen to him. Plus, Blaine manipulated Danny’s concern for Amber to use him against her. That’s not really his fault either; Blaine came off as a concerned parent to the kid who was running out the door screaming Amber’s name in a panic.

      That, and as I’ve sadly had to become aware, it really isn’t uncommon to not know that bisexuality is a thing.

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        July 31, 2016 at 10:08 pm | #

        Mostly true on all counts. Here’s why the “mostly” qualifiers are there.

        Sal DID plant the idea of Amazi-Girl being at risk of being killed in Danny’s head, and challenged him to stop enabling her. She didn’t do so maliciously, but she did do it, and it was picking that option which destroyed the relationship.

        Similarly, Blaine did manipulate Danny, but Danny’s trusting nature and acceptance of options as presented to him is what made it so damn easy.

        And it’s not uncommon for bisexuality to be unknown, no, but Dorothy had to say the word, define it, and repeat it before Danny even heard it when his own bisexuality was the active topic of conversation. That’s a Bubble of Obliviousness +2, right there.

  33. NotPiffany
    NotPiffany
    July 31, 2016 at 1:42 am | #

    Dina reminds me of my cat, Docky, when he gets really excited watching the birdies and buggies outside. He vibrates and chirps.

    • DarkVeghetta
      DarkVeghetta
      July 31, 2016 at 1:24 pm | #

      Your cat… chirps?! RECORD IT FOR POSTERITY (and post it on YouTube)!

  34. Idontcarenomore
    Idontcarenomore
    July 31, 2016 at 2:07 am | #

    One facet of Sarah’s worried face that I have not seen mentioned is that she is worried about Dina. Like with Joyce, Sarah won’t ever be all that soft, but she does look out for Joyce, and may even like Dina a wee bit.

    She told Dina outright that Becky may be a rebound after her Joyce encounter failed badly, and being Sarah, didn’t sugar coat it. Dina realized that and said so.

    But, Becky and Joyce have had a long (weekend ?) together and things may have changed between them.

    Part of Dina’s mania may well be not just her joy at Becky’s return, but her fear of Becky’s having a change of heart.

    • theKOT
      theKOT
      July 31, 2016 at 4:36 pm | #

      That’s a potential explanation. I’ve been having trouble understanding Dina’s degree of affection for someone she met… a week ago? This comic time confuses me but yeah seems pretty fast for an “each minute I long for your return” intensity of emotion. Anxiety makes sense as a source of this mania, then

      • Regalli
        Regalli
        July 31, 2016 at 6:24 pm | #

        Fun fact! When you’ve generally been seen as, at best, the weird kid who talks about things no one cares about ALL THE DAMN TIME, finding a person who doesn’t just tolerate your company but actively enjoy it and ask you more about your special interest is the MOST WONDERFUL PERSON IN EXISTENCE.

        And that’s before taking into account the dating thing. The sheer fact that Becky is interested in dinosaurs with her and WANTS TO KNOW MORE is a landmark in and of itself.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          July 31, 2016 at 6:46 pm | #

          Yeah, Becky’s the one member of the cast who is actively fascinated and enthralled by Dina. Amber and Sarah mean well by her, but they don’t share her interests and have a tendency to try and “help” her out of her problems with social cues, whereas to Becky she’s her rad dinosaur girlfriend.

        • theKOT
          theKOT
          July 31, 2016 at 9:44 pm | #

          Still seems like a very quick attachment, regardless of the reasoning. What if she hates the way Becky eats? What if she hates the way Becky picks her nose…. and eats it?

          • trlkly
            trlkly
            July 31, 2016 at 10:53 pm | #

            Then she would be a very superficial person. Well, if she thought that was break-up material.

            I’ve never gotten that vibe out of her. She sees through the superficial bullcrap.

  35. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    July 31, 2016 at 2:15 am | #

    So excited that you just can’t hide it.

    • Keulan
      Keulan
      July 31, 2016 at 3:34 am | #

      Dina’s about to lose control and she thinks she likes it.

  36. BenRG
    BenRG
    July 31, 2016 at 2:28 am | #

    Dina… stahp being so cute!

    Meanwhile, poor Sarah is as eager to have Joyce back as Dina is for Becky. It’s just that Sarah does things in a different way. She worries about her friends and starts creating scenarios about how their lives could have gone wrong when they were away from her and how she’s supposed to help them out.

    If nothing else, I’m betting that Ruth is pretty badly dehydrated after just giving up and lying there for a day or so, so a hospital stay is indicated. What care she gets beyond that is at least partly dependent on what the doctor thinks and what her health insurance will cover.

  37. Liliet
    Liliet
    July 31, 2016 at 2:50 am | #

    Actually, that’s a pretty normal thing to be smiling about, in context 9_9 granted, I think neither Sarah nor Dina are in on it.

    OH MY GOD DINA IS ADORABLE

    and… I’ve been reading joyce and walky… I mean the entire thing on the original site… and… DINA DINA DINA DINA I AM SO HAPPY SHE’S ALRIGHT HERE

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      July 31, 2016 at 6:42 pm | #

      She had the bad luck to fall for someone who still has it bad for Joyce, though.

      • Liliet
        Liliet
        August 1, 2016 at 3:05 am | #

        I am more talking about the whole ‘able to take joy in her special interest, has friends who appreciate her, is not waiting for her partner’s personality to do a 180 towards more maturity before she can be less embarrassed to be with them’. This Dina is much more confident, happy and has a much better support network. No matter what happens in her love life, she won’t ever be as miserable as walkyverse!Dina.

        Also, Joyce is straight, so it’s not really a love triangle.

        Also, whatever happens with Becky, Dina probably won’t rebound with Mike.

        Also, there are no secret aliens wanting to blow up years of her research. That is an important factor, too.

  38. leafirebender
    leafirebender
    July 31, 2016 at 3:01 am | #

    That’s it. I’m Dina.

    • Anorak
      Anorak
      July 31, 2016 at 3:03 am | #

      Dina, mentally reliving kissing becky

  39. Shanunu
    Shanunu
    July 31, 2016 at 3:14 am | #

    No really, how has Sarah’s hair lasted this long if all she does is put it in a ponytail every day??

    • Hil
      Hil
      July 31, 2016 at 10:09 am | #

      When you have thick hair (or fine hair with more texture), you don’t have to tie it up tightly for it to stay because the ties won’t slip out. Breakage can be avoided. If you mean baldness, that also has to do with hair being pulled tight afaik.

    • Time Heist
      Time Heist
      July 31, 2016 at 10:28 am | #

      Why wouldn’t it? When mine was long (it’s more like Becky’s, now) I had to tie it up because it was compulsory at my school.

      • rectilinearpropagation
        rectilinearpropagation
        July 31, 2016 at 1:47 pm | #

        For a lot of people, pulling your hair back damages it. Too much strain on the strands.

    • Disloyal Subject
      Disloyal Subject
      July 31, 2016 at 3:33 pm | #

      By having tough hair? Lots of people, myself included, leave their hair in a ponytail 90% of the time.

  40. ProfNekko
    ProfNekko
    July 31, 2016 at 3:37 am | #

    wow Dina’s elating with such joy and happiness… It’s gonna be a real twist of the knife when Willis burns this relationship to the ground

    • Mara
      Mara
      July 31, 2016 at 4:41 am | #

      Willis, thou shalt not hurt Dina!

      • Clif
        Clif
        July 31, 2016 at 6:19 pm | #

        Which universe do you live in and what comic are you reading?

  41. 0kami
    0kami
    July 31, 2016 at 4:34 am | #

    Eeeeeee! She’s so happy! 😄

  42. OnyxIdol
    OnyxIdol
    July 31, 2016 at 4:53 am | #

    I’m with Sarah on this one.

  43. Willoughby Chase
    Willoughby Chase
    July 31, 2016 at 4:54 am | #

    Connect Dina to a treadmill, and you can charge your mobile phones.

  44. Mara
    Mara
    July 31, 2016 at 6:41 am | #

    So happy for Dina …

    but …

    Now that Dina’s in Joyce’s room, Amber is left unsupervised.

    Uh-oh.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      July 31, 2016 at 11:15 am | #

      Her and Sarah only just got back to the floor. Amber’s been unsupervised for a while now.

      Definitely nothing at all to worry about there.

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        July 31, 2016 at 11:24 am | #

        No, Dina’s been with Amber most of the day. She just fought the faux dinosaur Walky for access to her room.
        Amber however has left the building. Last we saw, Amazi-girl was glaring at Sal through the door.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          July 31, 2016 at 6:41 pm | #

          Well, most of the morning. It’s maybe 10ish at this point, since Mary was heading to church.

          But, yeah, Amber’s checked out again for Amazi-Girl, unless she comes back soon.

  45. Gamaran Sepudomyn
    Gamaran Sepudomyn
    July 31, 2016 at 6:52 am | #

    Becky might find other uses for this sort of behavior…

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      July 31, 2016 at 7:25 am | #

      In several more years of comics or so. Maybe

  46. Slacker
    Slacker
    July 31, 2016 at 8:45 am | #

    I remember in the old Walkyverse Dina dating Walky for a while even though (due to Walkertron and Joystick) it seemed obvious he was meant for Joyce.

    Whereas Becky doesn’t seem to be fated for Joyce, I feel a bit of a parallel that her paramour’s affection for Joyce is going to make Dina sad again.

    • Eukie
      Eukie
      July 31, 2016 at 9:24 am | #

      A Walkyverse Dina from an alternate dimension ended up with Walkyverse Becky though.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      July 31, 2016 at 7:04 pm | #

      Unlike Joyce/Walky, Joyce/Becky can never happen under any circumstance.

      Eventually Becky is going to accept that and move on with her life, and I really don’t think that’ll take longer than Becky finding out that Dina feels like a rebound.

  47. Time Heist
    Time Heist
    July 31, 2016 at 10:28 am | #

    So is Sarah’s worried face:

    1. Oh god, Becky came back, what the hell are we supposed to do?
    2. Oh god, Ruth is gone, and she seemed to be sympathetic/oblivious?
    3. Oh god, is Ruth okay?

    • Arianod
      Arianod
      July 31, 2016 at 10:43 am | #

      4. All of the above?

      • SgtWadeyWilson
        SgtWadeyWilson
        July 31, 2016 at 2:46 pm | #

        5. But wait… there’s more!

        • Clif
          Clif
          July 31, 2016 at 6:22 pm | #

          Becky is coming back with no place to stay and there will be a new RA who will probably be aware of being watched to make up for ignoring Ruth.

          • segnosaur
            segnosaur
            August 2, 2016 at 11:17 am | #

            But does Sarah know Becky will be homeless? Sal and Billy know, and some people may make educated guesses if they actually work at putting the pieces together. But its possible most people are oblivious.

  48. hof1991
    hof1991
    July 31, 2016 at 10:54 am | #

    Sarah is having too many feels here. Becky is only on the edge of it.

    Joyce may or may not be returning to school at all. She may lose her roomie for the second year. She would blame herself for not having helped Joyce more.

    Plus she was deliberately not looking at the drama which has now turned to tragedy. Keeping her head down because being involved with a troubled roommate last year brought her nothing but grief. Ruth will remind her of all of that.

    A simple looking comic, but with great narrative depth.

  49. Historyman68
    Historyman68
    July 31, 2016 at 11:15 am | #

    I like that Sarah told Dina that smiling about someone being taken to health center was offputting. If only someone could tell Mary…

    • Darkoneko
      Darkoneko
      July 31, 2016 at 11:34 am | #

      I doubt Mary is smiling right Nyo.

  50. Darkoneko
    Darkoneko
    July 31, 2016 at 11:34 am | #

    Dina as The Flash.

    • DarkVeghetta
      DarkVeghetta
      July 31, 2016 at 1:25 pm | #

      That would certainly explain a few things…

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      July 31, 2016 at 7:11 pm | #

      She then vibrates her molecules into the Walkyverse and meets Dina Sarazu.

      The Dina of Two Worlds.

  51. Emanuele
    Emanuele
    July 31, 2016 at 12:11 pm | #

    She drank from the X-treme mug!

    • Bicycle Bill
      Bicycle Bill
      July 31, 2016 at 5:31 pm | #

      She would have had to drink ALL of the X-TREEEM MUG™ — twice! — to get like that.

  52. zoelogical
    zoelogical
    July 31, 2016 at 1:03 pm | #

    :3

  53. doubleW
    doubleW
    July 31, 2016 at 7:31 pm | #

    “You’re gonna tire out and take a nap in like, an hour, right?”

    “In my excitement, I consumed 1.8 times my normal sugar cereal intake.”

    “Auuugh…”

  54. Jhon
    Jhon
    July 31, 2016 at 9:31 pm | #

    Dina senses tingling!
    … so Becky is definitely approaching.

  55. Albertray
    Albertray
    July 31, 2016 at 9:46 pm | #

    And I can finally comment. Wow. Amazing story, just read everything these last Days

  56. ischemgeek
    ischemgeek
    July 31, 2016 at 10:01 pm | #

    Happyflappy Dina is awesome. 😀

    (hi Dina is me when I get excited)

  57. trlkly
    trlkly
    July 31, 2016 at 10:49 pm | #

    It’s silly, but I just noticed. I’m surprised someone who is as precise with language as Dina didn’t say “I shall wait for them here,” indicating her desire to do so, rather than an absolute statement.

    I’d talk about how awesome I think Dina is, but I think you guys have that covered.

    • Liliet
      Liliet
      August 1, 2016 at 3:08 am | #

      Actually, “will” indicates desire, while “shall” indicates obligation.

      Dina is very precise.

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