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Wandering

by David M Willis on August 20, 2016 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - It All Returns
└ Tags: frieda, leslie

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    August 20, 2016 at 12:05 am | #

    “…it’s at 14:20 am in the evening, DUH”

    • Wheelpath
      Wheelpath
      August 20, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

      1 420? Yes sir, I’d like one of your finest weeds to drink at this rally

      • Tualha
        Tualha
        August 20, 2016 at 5:30 am | #

        No, I’m sorry, “Joint” was yesterday’s comic. Please inquire there.

        • Schol-R-LEA
          Schol-R-LEA
          August 20, 2016 at 8:04 am | #

          Well, how else are you going to have a meeting of both houses of Congress with some joints? That’s why they call it that, duh.

          • Schol-R-LEA
            Schol-R-LEA
            August 20, 2016 at 8:05 am | #

            ‘without’

            • khiron1416
              khiron1416
              August 20, 2016 at 4:12 pm | #

              silly troubleshooter, joints are for kids!

    • cesium133
      cesium133
      August 20, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

      “I just told you, the midnight rally is in just a few minutes.”
      “But it’s not midnight.”
      “It’s midnight somewhere.”

      • ratavarG
        ratavarG
        August 20, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

        Presumably on the exact opposite side of the world from wherever McCree is.

        • Rukduk
          Rukduk
          August 20, 2016 at 1:23 pm | #

          Isn’t McCree from Arizona or something?

          • Silvester Crow
            Silvester Crow
            August 20, 2016 at 1:55 pm | #

            Nah, he’s a wanderer. He can’t exist anywhere it isn’t high noon.

            • Booyahman
              Booyahman
              August 20, 2016 at 11:49 pm | #

              I wish on Lijiang (since it’s obviously night) he says it’s “Low noon”.

  2. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    August 20, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    Would be better if this were taking place at Grant’s Tomb.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      August 20, 2016 at 9:29 am | #

      Oh, really? I HAD NO IDEA! Grant’s Tomb? Who’s buried there?

      (Apparently, ME, cuz I died of embarrassment)

  3. Schpoonman
    Schpoonman
    August 20, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    Damn, Leslie is going HARD with that outfit.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      August 20, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

      If only there were a thin strip of fabric across the front of the top up near the bottom of the neck window. You know, the type that would make it in some type of…cleavage aperture…

      • Wire Segal
        Wire Segal
        August 20, 2016 at 12:20 am | #

        Your daisy avatar is perfect for this

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          August 20, 2016 at 2:36 am | #

          JOURNALISM

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            August 20, 2016 at 2:37 am | #

            I hereby predict that “talking politics” will be the new “Journalism” before this ark is over

      • David Alexander McDonald
        David Alexander McDonald
        August 20, 2016 at 5:10 am | #

        And now I find myself trying to filk “Boob window” to “Moon River.”

        • Rosie
          Rosie
          August 20, 2016 at 7:51 am | #

          I can kind of make it work in my head to “Goldfinger.”

        • davidbreslin101
          davidbreslin101
          August 20, 2016 at 11:03 am | #

          It’s wider than a mile!

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          August 20, 2016 at 12:08 pm | #

          The Bayonetta version?

      • Schol-R-LEA
        Schol-R-LEA
        August 20, 2016 at 8:07 am | #

        Karen Starr, please report to the dressing room…

  4. Stephen R. Bierce
    Stephen R. Bierce
    August 20, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    *plays Talking Heads’ “Take Me To The River” on the hacked Muzak outdoor speakers*

    • Stephen R. Bierce
      Stephen R. Bierce
      August 20, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

      BTW, the first time I arrived at the website here, there was a banner ad for Tobasco flavor Cheez-It crackers. I have this weird idea that the Hall vending machine will run out of Nachitos and Walky will have to try the Cheez-It’s. For Science.

      • SgtWadeyWilson
        SgtWadeyWilson
        August 20, 2016 at 2:12 am | #

        I had to read that twice on account of my brain reading it as Tabacco flavor Cheez-It crackers, which I assume would be a crime against flavor.

        • Andy
          Andy
          August 20, 2016 at 9:35 pm | #

          Not that that’s ever stopped food manufacturers from committing abominations.

  5. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    August 20, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    Not where I thought we’d be going next but Yay Leslie!!

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      August 20, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

      Petition to change the trope name “Les Yay” to “Yay Leslie”

      • L!ghtn!ng
        L!ghtn!ng
        August 20, 2016 at 12:26 am | #

        I will sign that petition!

  6. Yumi
    Yumi
    August 20, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    It’s okay, Leslie; time is just an illusion anyway.

    • Suzzzz
      Suzzzz
      August 20, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

      and so is death.

      • foamy
        foamy
        August 21, 2016 at 4:02 pm | #

        I always thought that man had wisdom on par with Iroh’s.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      August 20, 2016 at 12:17 am | #

      Lunchtime doubly so.

      • SgtWadeyWilson
        SgtWadeyWilson
        August 20, 2016 at 2:13 am | #

        “I bring tidings of peanuts and beer!”

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        August 20, 2016 at 12:22 pm | #

        “Lunchbreaks are the times when the world stops what it’s doing to get as far away from Skitter as possible.”

      • DinaWho
        DinaWho
        August 20, 2016 at 7:22 pm | #

        “Where are we going?”
        “Are you talking philosophically or geographically?”
        “Philosophically.”
        “Then we’re going to lunch.”

    • vlademir1
      vlademir1
      August 20, 2016 at 12:53 am | #

      Meh. Don’t tell that to the clock…

      • Screwball
        Screwball
        August 20, 2016 at 5:39 am | #

        That’s 1 clock that tocks when it should tick…

    • foamy
      foamy
      August 20, 2016 at 1:26 am | #

      Like pants!
      And death!

      • Sam
        Sam
        August 20, 2016 at 9:27 am | #

        Pants are an illusion? HOLY CRAP!

        • Slartibeast Button, BIA
          Slartibeast Button, BIA
          August 20, 2016 at 10:20 am | #

          Pants are God’s illusion to shield us from the blinding sight of the Holy Feces.

    • Tualha
      Tualha
      August 20, 2016 at 5:32 am | #

      Yes. A wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey ball of illusion.

  7. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    August 20, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    Why she running away??

    • Stu
      Stu
      August 20, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

      She asked “What time?” regarding a MIDNIGHT rally.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        August 20, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

        AH!

      • Gespenst
        Gespenst
        August 20, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

        plus the “in a few minutes” comment could amplify the anxiety

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      August 20, 2016 at 12:09 am | #

      Mammobombs.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        August 20, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

        Is that anything like a lollibomb?

        • Fart Captor
          Fart Captor
          August 20, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

          Only if those also mean boobies

          • JustCheetoDust
            JustCheetoDust
            August 20, 2016 at 5:25 am | #

            Depends. If you grew up on the Electric Company, then probably not.

    • WhoWasI
      WhoWasI
      August 20, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

      Just embarrassment.

      I’ll bet OTHER emotions will bring her back.

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        August 20, 2016 at 9:37 am | #

        NOT SURE IF LUST IS EMOTION

        (squinty Fry)

        OR JUST WISHFUL THINKING

    • DinaWho
      DinaWho
      August 20, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

      She asked what time the midnight rally was at. Then she realised how ridiculous the question sounded, and now she’s embarrassed about it.

      (It took me several readthroughs to realise Leslie was probably actually there to catch a glimpse of/try to meet Robin and not just wandering around at night)

      • DinaWho
        DinaWho
        August 20, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

        Aaand this is why overly wordy responses are a bad thing.

        • DarkVeghetta
          DarkVeghetta
          August 20, 2016 at 4:18 am | #

          Not really, it was interesting reading someone else’s reaction to the strip.

        • Nightsbridge
          Nightsbridge
          August 20, 2016 at 5:49 am | #

          Not only that, ‘it starts in a few minutes.’

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        August 20, 2016 at 1:06 pm | #

        I’m wondering if Roz invited her out cause she’s in the shirt with the cleavage that her and Roz talked about here:
        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/02-i-was-a-teenage-churchmouse/gag/

        • Slartibeast Button, BIA
          Slartibeast Button, BIA
          August 20, 2016 at 1:17 pm | #

          But did Roz suggest that because she wanted to see more, or because she knows what Robin would like?

          • Fart Captor
            Fart Captor
            August 20, 2016 at 1:18 pm | #

            The later. Roz doesn’t go for the ladies

            • Cerberus
              Cerberus
              August 20, 2016 at 1:33 pm | #

              Though she has threatened to make out with ladies if Robin continues to try and drag her into the campaign:

              http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/06-yesterday-was-thursday/out/

              • Fart Captor
                Fart Captor
                August 20, 2016 at 1:41 pm | #

                But she identifies herself as straight here:
                http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=1812

                I think she’s just comfortable enough to do that so she could embarrass Robin

                • Cerberus
                  Cerberus
                  August 20, 2016 at 5:11 pm | #

                  She does in the comic I linked as well. As she says she’s just “really good at getting out of things she doesn’t want to do”.

                • Fart Captor
                  Fart Captor
                  August 20, 2016 at 5:46 pm | #

                  Haha, derp. I read real good :I

  8. Nono
    Nono
    August 20, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    Bury yourself at sea? Pick a spot with a nice view of the ocean!

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      August 20, 2016 at 12:43 am | #

      I laughed.

    • Screwball
      Screwball
      August 20, 2016 at 5:49 am | #

      Hmmm, she might, if the need for a good view has sunk in…

  9. Mr. Mendo
    Mr. Mendo
    August 20, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    Oh Leslie, you’re so charmingly befuddled! ^_^

  10. miados
    miados
    August 20, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    nothing good happens on a college after midnight

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      August 20, 2016 at 12:44 am | #

      That implies nothing bad can happen before midnight.

      I think.

      Logical fallacy?

      • Woobie
        Woobie
        August 20, 2016 at 1:19 am | #

        No, it doesn’t.
        Bad can happen at any time.

      • No Name
        No Name
        August 20, 2016 at 2:02 am | #

        Due to the way time works, anything that happens “before” midnight happens “after” the previous midnight.

        That is to say, you’re screwed.

        • miados
          miados
          August 20, 2016 at 2:42 am | #

          at this college yes.

        • Nightsbridge
          Nightsbridge
          August 20, 2016 at 5:48 am | #

          What luck! That’s exactly what Leslie is looking for.

        • Betty Anne
          Betty Anne
          August 20, 2016 at 10:20 am | #

          Which is why the instructions should have just been “don’t feed the Mogwai,” not “don’t feed after midnight.” XP

    • Pat
      Pat
      August 20, 2016 at 1:05 am | #

      That’s when I always read webcomics.

      • miados
        miados
        August 20, 2016 at 2:39 am | #

        correct since it is always past midnight on this college and nothing good ever seems to happen…..

    • Charlie Spencer
      Charlie Spencer
      August 20, 2016 at 11:08 am | #

      Or anywhere else.

  11. Rukduk
    Rukduk
    August 20, 2016 at 12:06 am | #

    I didn’t know Leslie was a Viking.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      August 20, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

      “I’m going to immolate myself on a boat and join my ancestors in Valhalla.”

      • Ana Chronistic
        Ana Chronistic
        August 20, 2016 at 1:37 am | #

        “WITNESS ME!”

        • Rukduk
          Rukduk
          August 20, 2016 at 1:28 pm | #

          MEDIOCRE!!!!

      • StClair
        StClair
        August 20, 2016 at 5:23 am | #

        Shiny and chrome!

      • Screwball
        Screwball
        August 20, 2016 at 6:04 am | #

        Will there be marshmallows? I can bring marshmallows if need be…

    • Sam
      Sam
      August 20, 2016 at 9:29 am | #

      “What is dead may no longer die”

      That is one of the stupidest sentence I hv ever heard. Ofcourse it “may not” die you numbskulls, it’s already DEAD.

      • Slartibeast Button, BIA
        Slartibeast Button, BIA
        August 20, 2016 at 10:18 am | #

        That is not dead which can eternal lie.
        And in strange aeons even death may die.

  12. Mach
    Mach
    August 20, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    I’ve been that awkward before.

  13. Dave
    Dave
    August 20, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    Hurry, Leslie, there’s still time to fit in a sex scandal before the comic reaches November in two years!

    • JustCheetoDust
      JustCheetoDust
      August 20, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

      Two years? Not without a timeskip of several weeks.

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        August 20, 2016 at 12:45 am | #

        Is it possible that we’d be into the next presidential cycle by the time it’s time to vote in comic?

        • JustCheetoDust
          JustCheetoDust
          August 20, 2016 at 5:45 am | #

          Are we only two months in [comic time]? DoA’s been running for six years. I guess it’s possible but I wouldn’t be sure of it.

          • Screwball
            Screwball
            August 20, 2016 at 6:12 am | #

            The comic is constantly set in “modern times”, AKA “NOW”. Yes, it started years ago, but I’ve noticed many a Mr Willis comment saying it’s constantly set in the present, meaning things that happened 2 months ago comic time happened 2 months ago our time, even if that means it happens later & later “real world date” time…

            • JustCheetoDust
              JustCheetoDust
              August 20, 2016 at 6:50 am | #

              I re-read Orion Fury’s reply and realized that I was replying under the assumption that we’re talking about dealing with the next presidential cycle in real life.

              • Orion Fury
                Orion Fury
                August 21, 2016 at 12:56 am | #

                I do think that’s what I was talking about. There is a storyline running where in their November there’s a vote due to occur, not necessarily for President though, that’s on our end. But by the length of time it takes for the comic to get to said voteing time, I wonder if it’ll be time for our next Presidential voting cycle.

                Does that help?

      • TheAnonymousGuy
        TheAnonymousGuy
        August 20, 2016 at 12:48 am | #

        they already skipped one week.

    • Mollyscribbles
      Mollyscribbles
      August 20, 2016 at 3:19 am | #

      If they don’t get to it before then, a makeout session during 2020’s halloween party will do it.

  14. Cheshrin
    Cheshrin
    August 20, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    TFW you say something awkward and then you gotta change your identity and move to a different country to hide from your shame.

    Yeahhhhh, I’ve been there.

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      August 20, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

      How about “Dirk Lonestyle“?

    • WhoWasI
      WhoWasI
      August 20, 2016 at 12:28 am | #

      No, you just change your gravatar and screen name, then join the mob flaming your old self in the comments.

      • SgtWadeyWilson
        SgtWadeyWilson
        August 20, 2016 at 2:17 am | #

        I usually just skip the first bit. I rather enjoy this grav, and it took a few hours to make.

        • JustCheetoDust
          JustCheetoDust
          August 20, 2016 at 5:53 am | #

          I’d get over it after realizing that WhoWasI is describing the comments section equivalent of the “dog pile on the rabbit” scene from the old Bugs Bunny cartoon A Hare Grows in Manhattan.

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      August 20, 2016 at 1:40 am | #

      There are alternative solutions to moving to a different country.

      • Tualha
        Tualha
        August 20, 2016 at 5:39 am | #

        My, my. Not only do you read Robot Hugs, but you’ve heard of Emperor Norton. Marry me?

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          August 20, 2016 at 11:58 pm | #

          I am extremely flattered, and do appreciate the offer, but as it is, I am already married to a really wonderful woman. But feel free to talk to me, I am always happy to make new friends.

          Oh, and the II there is because not only have I heard of him, I also decided a couple of years back to take up his mantle, so to speak. I declared myself emperor of the Internet, and I make imperial decrees whenever it is needed (aka when I am bored and online).

  15. Kris
    Kris
    August 20, 2016 at 12:07 am | #

    …….When is midnight again?

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      August 20, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

      Apparently, about 12:05 these days

      • Rukduk
        Rukduk
        August 20, 2016 at 12:13 am | #

        Unless you live in the valley in California, in which case midnight is 9:05.

        • inqntrol
          inqntrol
          August 20, 2016 at 12:15 am | #

          Or in a country in Eastern Europe where midnight is 7:05. (Pours coffee in mug)

          • Fart Captor
            Fart Captor
            August 20, 2016 at 12:25 am | #

            Curse you and your completely unfair ability to read an discuss the new comic right away without sacrificing sleep

            • Pat
              Pat
              August 20, 2016 at 1:03 am | #

              Who’s asleep at midnight?

              • Woobie
                Woobie
                August 20, 2016 at 1:21 am | #

                Me.

          • Ana Chronistic
            Ana Chronistic
            August 20, 2016 at 1:40 am | #

            or Chennai, where it’s 9:30am

            (srsly, trying to coordinate with our offshore team is the confusingest)

        • Screwball
          Screwball
          August 20, 2016 at 6:18 am | #

          If you live on the western side if the biggest island on this ball of rock floating through space, Western Australia, midnight seems to be 12:00 pm, AKA 12 hundred hours, AKA midday. Maybe later if the site takes a while to update…

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        August 20, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

        It’s all of those leap seconds adding up.

      • WhoWasI
        WhoWasI
        August 20, 2016 at 12:31 am | #

        Someone should really develop a protocol (or half a dozen) to sync. the time on servers. Oh wait…

  16. Lucy
    Lucy
    August 20, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    i love leslie more than i love anything else in this world

  17. John Lee
    John Lee
    August 20, 2016 at 12:08 am | #

    Oh Leslie and your cleavage sweater somehow less subtle than the giant Snickers bar lingerie set.

  18. CleverTrousers
    CleverTrousers
    August 20, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

    Is Frieda related to Robin? I know there are a ton of extra DeSantos unaccounted for.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      August 20, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

      I think they all have R-names, though.

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      August 20, 2016 at 12:30 am | #

      She reminds me of Dina and I’m not sure I like that considering what we know about Frieda.

      • inqntrol
        inqntrol
        August 20, 2016 at 12:39 am | #

        That we barely know Frieda? I remember she was in charge of something and that’s all.

        • Tacos
          Tacos
          August 20, 2016 at 4:20 pm | #

          She’s also apparently down with hiring a bunch of bros as interns for Robin’s campaign and not paying them anything.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        August 20, 2016 at 6:33 am | #

        She was a mildly annoying customer in Shortpacked!?

    • Dean
      Dean
      August 20, 2016 at 12:55 am | #

      Frieda is in charge of student outreach for Robyn’s re-election campaign. She and Robyn are not apparently related.

  19. Leorale
    Leorale
    August 20, 2016 at 12:10 am | #

    YES more Leslie, I’m so happy

  20. Kris
    Kris
    August 20, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

    Question. Can you actually bury yourself underwater? I’m sure you probably can but what are the logistics of that? I mean is it just drowning or what?

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      August 20, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

      Burial at sea means your body is dumped in the water (possibly wrapped in your hammock, if you’re an old-timey sailor). I imagine you’re usually already dead at that point but I guess you could do the cement shoes thing, or die of drowning, the ocean doesn’t mind.

      • Leorale
        Leorale
        August 20, 2016 at 12:38 am | #

        The ocean doesn’t stand on ceremony.
        It just waves.

        • Screwball
          Screwball
          August 20, 2016 at 7:09 am | #

          I think that joke just sunk…

          • Deanatay
            Deanatay
            August 20, 2016 at 9:49 am | #

            You can’t stink if you sink.

    • Rukduk
      Rukduk
      August 20, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

      Burial at sea has been done several ways over the years. The most common nowadays is to just have a cremation and spread the ashes over the sea. Other ways have included being imolated on a boat cast out to sea (a la Vikings) or to wrap the body in either a large flag of the individual’s country of origin or segment of sail, weigh it down with rocks inbetween layers of the resulting cloth cocoon and drop it overboard and let it sink.

    • Mollyscribbles
      Mollyscribbles
      August 20, 2016 at 3:21 am | #

      actual definition aside, you could probably have someone dig a hole in the sea bed, dump your body in, and cover it up. Then you’d be buried underwater.

  21. nobodybasically
    nobodybasically
    August 20, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

    Is she gonna run on stage and propose?

    • WhoWasI
      WhoWasI
      August 20, 2016 at 12:51 am | #

      Judging by that top, I think she was hoping someone would propose something involving motorboating.

      (Now I need to go bury myself a sea!)

  22. Moblin Umbrella
    Moblin Umbrella
    August 20, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

    the last panel is an accurate representation of me when anything social happens

    • Orion Fury
      Orion Fury
      August 20, 2016 at 12:47 am | #

      It’s entirely possible it’s most of the readers of the comic.

    • Tualha
      Tualha
      August 20, 2016 at 5:42 am | #

      Then your avatar is well chosen. As is mine.

  23. Dana
    Dana
    August 20, 2016 at 12:11 am | #

    Leslie! Yay!

  24. Urukak
    Urukak
    August 20, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

    What kind of moron holds a political rally at midnight?

    *is fully anticipating numerous real life examples of politicians holding rallies at midnight*

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      August 20, 2016 at 12:33 am | #

      Democrats were furious. Led by Kerry himself, who planned to fire back sharply in a midnight rally Thursday night in Ohio,

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      August 20, 2016 at 12:36 am | #

      McCain returns home to Arizona for midnight rally

    • Mollyscribbles
      Mollyscribbles
      August 20, 2016 at 3:24 am | #

      It’s a college campus on Sunday night. I think. You’re looking at a crowd of kids who are desperate to do something to distract themselves from the assignments due Monday they haven’t finished yet.

    • Willoughby Chase
      Willoughby Chase
      August 20, 2016 at 5:21 am | #

      “When Political Rallies Were For Sex”: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/05/28/when-political-rallies-were-for-sex.html

      So it is rather appropriate that Leslie is there:)

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      August 20, 2016 at 6:35 am | #

      Someone trying to appeal to college students? (Midnight to college-me was like 7:00 PM is now.)

  25. inqntrol
    inqntrol
    August 20, 2016 at 12:12 am | #

    What was she exactly doing when Frieda startled her? Tried to sneak around to see Robin or what?

    • Mollyscribbles
      Mollyscribbles
      August 20, 2016 at 3:24 am | #

      I think she was attempting to casually hang out until she was in position to draw Robin’s eye.

  26. Luzahn
    Luzahn
    August 20, 2016 at 12:14 am | #

    Yess, I’ve been waiting for this storyline for years!

    …It’s going to end so poorly!

    • Kris
      Kris
      August 20, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

      The story of one lesbian as she earnestly attempts to drown herself?

      • SgtWadeyWilson
        SgtWadeyWilson
        August 20, 2016 at 2:26 am | #

        In Robin’s… Ehh, you all know the rest, and probably most of the alternate versions too. Fill in your end.(Oh.)

        • The Chosen One
          The Chosen One
          August 20, 2016 at 10:38 am | #

          Obligatory “For a nickel!”

  27. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    August 20, 2016 at 12:15 am | #

    Next comic will be a game of Where’s Leslie?

    • WhoWasI
      WhoWasI
      August 20, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

      She’s got the wrong color shirt and no hat, but I’ll play!

      • JustCheetoDust
        JustCheetoDust
        August 20, 2016 at 6:02 am | #

        Maybe she falls somewhere between “Waldo” and “Odlaw.” I guess that means there’s a Land of Leslies somewhere.

    • Deanatay
      Deanatay
      August 20, 2016 at 9:51 am | #

      Last panel is underwater shot, Leslie floats innocuously in background.

    • Amazi-Stool
      Amazi-Stool
      August 20, 2016 at 3:47 pm | #

      But we already know where she is!

      So wouldn’t it be more like
      “Where in the world is Robin DeSandiego?”

  28. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    August 20, 2016 at 12:16 am | #

    I was wondering when we’d get back to Robin’s subplot. And of course Leslie’s along for the ride.

    Really wild guess: the end panel is the two gals in bed.

    • MM
      MM
      August 20, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

      I doubt we’re getting that lucky. (And neither is Leslie.)

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        August 20, 2016 at 12:22 am | #

        Hence the “really wild guess” disclaimer.

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      August 20, 2016 at 12:31 am | #

      Just gals being pals.

  29. Kay
    Kay
    August 20, 2016 at 12:18 am | #

    It’s okay, Leslie. ;;; I BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF YOUR ROBIN LOVE.

  30. John
    John
    August 20, 2016 at 12:24 am | #

    Oh Leslie you are so great and your taste in women is so terrible.

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      August 20, 2016 at 12:26 am | #

      Even good people tend to make mistakes.

      • Arianod
        Arianod
        August 20, 2016 at 2:08 am | #

        Especially good people.

    • WhoWasI
      WhoWasI
      August 20, 2016 at 1:04 am | #

      “Politics makes strange bedfellows”, seems fitting here.

      (But I refuse to say “The heart wants what the heart wants”.)

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        August 20, 2016 at 1:47 am | #

        I’m not sure the heart is the organ in control here…

        • Deanatay
          Deanatay
          August 20, 2016 at 9:54 am | #

          It’s totally the heart. It just sometimes slips out of your chest, slithers down your digestive tract, and winds up beating furiously in your groin.

      • JustCheetoDust
        JustCheetoDust
        August 20, 2016 at 6:05 am | #

        Yeah, who wants to quote Woody Allen? (especially given the context of the quote)

  31. L!ghtn!ng
    L!ghtn!ng
    August 20, 2016 at 12:27 am | #

    Yay for more Leslie! How I’ve missed her!

  32. Chief_of_Staves
    Chief_of_Staves
    August 20, 2016 at 12:30 am | #

    My sleepy brain just conjured lesbian mermaid porn between Robin and Leslie… I need sleep.

    • inqntrol
      inqntrol
      August 20, 2016 at 12:33 am | #

      Or a paper and a pen to write that fanfic….it’s just a suggestion.

      • Orion Fury
        Orion Fury
        August 20, 2016 at 12:50 am | #

        I was going to make a reference to another commenter known for their fanart, but I can’t remember their name. I think I’m gonna start wrapping up for the night.

        Said commentor most likely knows that I’m referencing them, and I apologize for forgetting your name.

        • inqntrol
          inqntrol
          August 20, 2016 at 12:59 am | #

          I think you are referring to Yotomoe.

          • Orion Fury
            Orion Fury
            August 21, 2016 at 12:57 am | #

            Thank you.

            Sorry for forgetting your name, Yotomoe.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      August 20, 2016 at 2:32 am | #

      “There is plenty of fish in the sea, Leslie thought for herself with a flick of her tail, but she has caught me line, hook and sinker.”

      The title of the fic is, of course, “fish taco”

      • Tualha
        Tualha
        August 20, 2016 at 5:48 am | #

        Fish/tako? Sounds like some kind of tentacle hentai.

      • chalmskin
        chalmskin
        August 22, 2016 at 7:52 pm | #

        maaaaaan.
        Girls be way tired of seafood crotch jokes, yo.

  33. Chief_of_Staves
    Chief_of_Staves
    August 20, 2016 at 12:33 am | #

    It’s a midnight rally. Kinda like the comment section on this comic (for us eastern seaborders at least.)

  34. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    August 20, 2016 at 12:35 am | #

    Prediction is that Leslie will attend Robin’s attempt to hussle up voters and Robin’s spectacularly poor research will fail to realize that she’s got a suicidal bisexual student employee, a school shooting by a psychotic homophobe parent, and all of this being pointed out by a lesbian staff member. I predict truly epic levels of fumbling rather than Trump success because Robin WON’T double down on the hate.

    • DinaWho
      DinaWho
      August 20, 2016 at 7:43 pm | #

      I believe the opening of this chapter confirmed Robin is aware of the Toe incident. As for Ruth, I fail to see why this would be relevant to the campaign at all. She was just taken to the health centre this afternoon/evening. Leslie doesn’t even know – the only people who would at this point would be members of their hall (+Becky and Walky), plus the RM and maybe some others involved in student housing. It’s possible her professors have been notified by email (though at this point may not have seen it), but we have seen nothing to indicate that Ruth had a class with Leslie.

      It’s possible she ends up finding out tomorrow if someone mentions the incident in Gender Studies. Less likely imo she would consider it significant or proper to mention to Robin. Impossible for her to mention to Robin tonight.

  35. Sporky
    Sporky
    August 20, 2016 at 12:35 am | #

    Oh yeah, I keep forgetting about this subplot.

    • Sageress
      Sageress
      August 20, 2016 at 12:37 am | #

      Because this is literally the first time it’s come up since being introduced in a single comic years ago.

      It’s really kind of pointless.

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        August 20, 2016 at 12:40 am | #

        YOU SHUSH

        Robin and Leslie are gonna get together and maybe they’ll adopt Becky and its going to be absolutely the best because I don’t know why but picturing Robin and Becky just seems super adorable

        • SgtWadeyWilson
          SgtWadeyWilson
          August 20, 2016 at 2:30 am | #

          Seconded!

          For the adorableness!

        • Sageress
          Sageress
          August 20, 2016 at 7:18 pm | #

          They aren’t relevant in this universe tho. They had their time in Shortpacked, man.

          • Fart Captor
            Fart Captor
            August 20, 2016 at 7:51 pm | #

            WHY DO YOU WANT LESLIE TO BE SAD

            ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

      • Charles Phipps
        Charles Phipps
        August 20, 2016 at 12:54 am | #

        I actually rather like Alt-DeSanto because I’d be very interested in this Leslie finding out she’s NOT the woman for her. Which would mean new options for Leslie!

        • Fart Captor
          Fart Captor
          August 20, 2016 at 12:58 am | #

          NOOOOOOOOOO

        • Sageress
          Sageress
          August 20, 2016 at 7:19 pm | #

          Now that’s a good idea!

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        August 20, 2016 at 1:08 am | #

        Not one…

        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-6/02-that-perfect-girl/behave/

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        August 20, 2016 at 1:10 am | #

        …But -two- comics!

        http://www.dumbingofage.com/2014/comic/book-4/02-i-was-a-teenage-churchmouse/gag/

        OK, that was childish of me, I admit. Sorry about that.

        (Also, the reason I split this is because of technical issues that means multiple links in one post is out the question.)

        • Needfuldoer
          Needfuldoer
          August 20, 2016 at 6:40 am | #

          Leslie cerainly held up her end of the deal.

  36. sun tzu
    sun tzu
    August 20, 2016 at 12:39 am | #

    Leslie, you can SERIOUSLY do better than Trump!Robin.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      August 20, 2016 at 12:47 am | #

      ಠ_ಠ

    • Lumpy Frogsnuggler
      Lumpy Frogsnuggler
      August 20, 2016 at 7:37 am | #

      Agreed. She can do a lot better than that sleazy bigot.

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        August 20, 2016 at 12:33 pm | #

        Robin’s not a biggot! She just panders to them…

  37. Dafydd
    Dafydd
    August 20, 2016 at 12:40 am | #

    Heh. Makes me think of Medium Alison outside the door of the Gay Union room in Fun Home. 😀

  38. Aeron
    Aeron
    August 20, 2016 at 12:45 am | #

    “Enjoy the movie!”

    “You too.”

    >_<

    • The Chosen One
      The Chosen One
      August 20, 2016 at 10:42 am | #

      “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while!”

      “Pretty good, thanks”

      • foamy
        foamy
        August 21, 2016 at 4:00 pm | #

        “Enjoy your meal!”
        “You too!”

  39. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    August 20, 2016 at 12:56 am | #

    Robin’s political career is kind of like the Gotham City Earthquake. When it first came out, everyone was annoyed at how ridiculous and stupid it was that everyone would abandon a major metropolitan city to a natural disaster. Then Katrina happened and it became prescient satire. The same for Robin and the Dark Lord of New York’s overpriced real estate.

    • Rukduk
      Rukduk
      August 20, 2016 at 1:39 pm | #

      I am sorry but Lord Sauron has no wish to be compared to the Orange one.

    • The Candyman
      The Candyman
      August 20, 2016 at 4:38 pm | #

      Well, to be fair, New Orleans at least wasn’t removed from the Union.

  40. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    August 20, 2016 at 12:57 am | #

    Okay, why is Leslie sneaking around?

    Is she already having an affair with Robin?

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      August 20, 2016 at 12:59 am | #

      She’s betraying her politics in favor of sweater puppies.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        August 20, 2016 at 2:28 am | #

        NO, SHE IS SHOWING SUPPORT AND ADMIRATION FOR A YOUNG, HISPANIC WOMEN WHO MADE IT TO OFFICE!!!!! ….and betraying her politics in favor of sweater puppies.

  41. Some1
    Some1
    August 20, 2016 at 1:04 am | #

    Hold on a sec

    Leslie is a lesbian

    Lesbians like girls

    Another who likes girls is Marcie

    Marcie wants to do Malaya

    Malaya is Filipino

    Another Filipino lady is the voice actress of Pearl

    Pearls are formed in oysters

    Oysters are commonly served with shrimp

    Shrimp is another word for small

    A different word for small is tiny

    Tiny is the last name of the main antagonist of the cirque du freak series

    Cirque Du Freak is about vampires

    Another series about vampires is Twilight

    Twilight includes lots of sparkles

    Coincidently Twilight Sparkle is the name of a pony

    My Little Pony comics are published by IDW

    IDW also publishes Transformers

    Leslie is Transfomer fan confirmed

    • WhoWasI
      WhoWasI
      August 20, 2016 at 1:06 am | #

      And Kevin Bacon was in no way involved!

      • SgtWadeyWilson
        SgtWadeyWilson
        August 20, 2016 at 2:32 am | #

        I thought we were getting another HL3 joke.

        • inqntrol
          inqntrol
          August 20, 2016 at 10:25 am | #

          “After thousand of years in development, hopefully it would have been worth the weight, erh wait.”

  42. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    August 20, 2016 at 1:12 am | #

    ELECT CONGRESSWOMAN DESANTO.

    You KNOW she doesn’t actually stand for anything?

    Like VEEP you can be content she has no principles to betray!

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      August 20, 2016 at 1:13 am | #

      The question mark is a typo yet oddly fits.

  43. Teddae
    Teddae
    August 20, 2016 at 1:30 am | #

    @leslie: relatable

  44. Bicycle Bill
    Bicycle Bill
    August 20, 2016 at 1:39 am | #

    The Walkypedia entry for Dumbing of Age Leslie says that she already has an outfit selected for her next interaction with Robin DeSanto, whenever that would be.  She’s just running off now to go and change into it.

    • Jason
      Jason
      August 20, 2016 at 3:25 am | #

      Um, did you SEE her sweater?

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        August 20, 2016 at 10:03 am | #

        Def showing off her puppies.

        • Disloyal Subject
          Disloyal Subject
          August 20, 2016 at 12:42 pm | #

          I can’t help but wonder if someone other than Robin is going to hit on her and make her horribly uncomfortable.

  45. JoyceParty
    JoyceParty
    August 20, 2016 at 1:51 am | #

    Also, when is the Three-O-Clock Parade?

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      August 20, 2016 at 2:08 am | #

      At 16:35.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      August 20, 2016 at 2:20 am | #

      NOW!!!! *spontaneous parade forms and carries us away*

      • JustCheetoDust
        JustCheetoDust
        August 20, 2016 at 6:28 am | #

        A spontaneous parade sounds like the work of alien parasites that implant false memories and multiply in order to take over a planet.

  46. Heather
    Heather
    August 20, 2016 at 2:03 am | #

    Do people seriously have rallys at midnight irl in America or is this a Robin thing? That sounds awful tbh regardless of their politics. I mean: why?

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      August 20, 2016 at 2:15 am | #

      I linked two above from this century, that I found with a few minutes googling. So yes, political midnight rallies are a thing in the US. Don’t ask me why.

      • Heather
        Heather
        August 20, 2016 at 3:45 am | #

        Like I know students can sometimes stay up long hours and not feel like utter balls until 9pm the next day but that is for important things like partying not politics.
        Also it’s a Sunday turning into Monday? The time for last minute homework is at hand if anything.

    • Willoughby Chase
      Willoughby Chase
      August 20, 2016 at 5:25 am | #

      “In the 1800s, political parties held massive midnight campaign rallies, promising booze, bonfires, and barbecue. America was a new nation without its own popular culture, so democracy stood in as the chief form of entertainment. ”

      http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/05/28/when-political-rallies-were-for-sex.html

  47. Sines314
    Sines314
    August 20, 2016 at 2:04 am | #

    Okay, WE know Robin is an okay person, but this version of Leslie doesn’t know ANY of that. At best, she knows she’s a self-serving politician. Heck, even we can’t really be sure about this version of Robin, since she seems significantly different from her Walkyverse incarnation (how did she get elected without her super-speed and some sort of sugar singularity?).

    Is Robin really just supposed to be THAT hot? Is Leslie really THAT desperate?

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      August 20, 2016 at 2:07 am | #

      The vulva wants what the vulva wants…

      • Sensei Le Roof
        Sensei Le Roof
        August 20, 2016 at 11:03 am | #

        Vulvasaur, I choose you!

        • chalmskin
          chalmskin
          August 22, 2016 at 7:56 pm | #

          quick, throw a ball at it!

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      August 20, 2016 at 2:14 am | #

      This Robin ran for congress when she was 23. She’s both the first hispanic and the first representative of the district. She’s amazing. She’s bright. She’s beautiful. She’s a living legend an inspiration to all!!!

      …and her politics is pandering to old scared homophobic white dudes.

      So, yeah, she IS that hot in all sort of ways. I look forward to a VERY emotionally conflicted night for Leslie.

      • Disloyal Subject
        Disloyal Subject
        August 20, 2016 at 12:47 pm | #

        *first hispanic and first female
        I’m assuming the district existed before she represented it

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          August 20, 2016 at 1:16 pm | #

          Suuuuuure it did. If you want to believe “facts” *actually did air quotes with my fingers*

          • Disloyal Subject
            Disloyal Subject
            August 20, 2016 at 3:37 pm | #

            Well, if temporal shenanigans come into play I guess I can’t discount the possibility that she’s somehow the first Hispanic ever.

    • Lumpy Frogsnuggler
      Lumpy Frogsnuggler
      August 20, 2016 at 7:42 am | #

      When have we seen her be a decent person? There’s nothing in the comic so far to indicate that she’s anything more than a sleazy bigot.

      • Kitty
        Kitty
        August 20, 2016 at 9:03 am | #

        He’s referring to Robin in all universes. As he pointed out, we can’t be sure this Robin is still a good person, but she is in her other iterations, so it stands to reason she should be.

    • Sam
      Sam
      August 20, 2016 at 10:24 am | #

      Hotness is in the eyes of the beholder.

    • Smiling Cat
      Smiling Cat
      August 20, 2016 at 3:39 pm | #

      Sexuality remains constant throughout universes. Leslie has a thing for unhealthy, self destructive relationships.

  48. Bagge
    Bagge
    August 20, 2016 at 2:09 am | #

    A midnight rally as well???? This day will NEVER end.

    • No Name
      No Name
      August 20, 2016 at 2:16 am | #

      Oh it will. At midnight. Watch the next comic be the next story line.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        August 20, 2016 at 2:26 am | #

        A day starts with someone waking up and ends with someone being sad in bed. NO EXCEPTIONS!!!

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          August 20, 2016 at 2:44 am | #

          Just when you thought we had finally explored all possible reasons to shout “Damn you, Willis!”…

          • inqntrol
            inqntrol
            August 20, 2016 at 4:08 am | #

            There will be plently of moments to shout “DYW!” before this comic ends.

  49. BenRG
    BenRG
    August 20, 2016 at 2:28 am | #

    I guess I understand why Leslie feels uncomfortable, especially with Robyn continually throwing around the buzz-phrase ‘family values’, something that I doubt she really knows how to spell, let alone understands!

    Still, it looks like Robyn has quite a following in the student body!

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      August 20, 2016 at 2:42 am | #

      Aren’t those her slaves? Err unpaid interns?

    • Jason
      Jason
      August 20, 2016 at 3:27 am | #

      Speaking of spelling: Robin, not Robyn.

  50. Eldritch Gentleman
    Eldritch Gentleman
    August 20, 2016 at 3:47 am | #

    Poor teach, hormones completely shut her brain down…

  51. Keulan
    Keulan
    August 20, 2016 at 4:16 am | #

    Yes, I’m sure Leslie had no idea about Robin’s midnight rally, and that shirt she’s wearing is just a coincidence.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      August 20, 2016 at 4:56 am | #

      I’m sure she always wears that for her evening wanderings.

      “YES… I MEAN NO…. I MEAN, I HAVE TO GO TO A FAR AWAY PLACE RIGHT NOW!!!!”

    • Amazi-Stool
      Amazi-Stool
      August 20, 2016 at 4:16 pm | #

      Some girls wander by mistake…
      Wait, what? First track on that album is Alice?

  52. Crumplepunch
    Crumplepunch
    August 20, 2016 at 5:20 am | #

    “Pretty sure”? Why wouldn’t you be sure?

    Unless you’re talking about the other person wanting to bury themselves at sea.

  53. Darkoneko
    Darkoneko
    August 20, 2016 at 5:53 am | #

    Foot, meet mouth.

  54. Tualha
    Tualha
    August 20, 2016 at 5:56 am | #

    Instead of blue and white stripes, she should have worn her solid light-blue top. Because where else would you find a robin’s egg but in a Robin’s nest?

  55. Sam
    Sam
    August 20, 2016 at 9:25 am | #

    It’s a valid question. I mean when *is* a midnight rally? Would you say it’s today or tomorrow?

    Dont give yourself to the Sea, Leslie.

  56. Axel
    Axel
    August 20, 2016 at 10:03 am | #

    Good plan. Perhaps then she can quench her incredible thirst.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      August 20, 2016 at 1:23 pm | #

      *slow clap* Oh well played.

  57. Tenchan
    Tenchan
    August 20, 2016 at 11:10 am | #

    This theme must have been playing until Leslie got caught.

    • Tenchan
      Tenchan
      August 20, 2016 at 11:12 am | #

      Lol! The username of the commentator above me is Axel!!!

  58. Lulu
    Lulu
    August 20, 2016 at 11:38 am | #

    Please for the love of God give Leslie a lesbian to be happy with!

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      August 20, 2016 at 6:57 pm | #

      Leslie was really happy with a bi lady in Shortpacked!

  59. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    August 20, 2016 at 12:48 pm | #

    Is that IU’s auditorium? If so, I’m wondering how Robin got around the second rule on this:
    http://gov.iu.edu/policies/faculty-activity.shtml

    (Was checking to make sure IU didn’t have restrictions placed on teachers found at political rallies for candidates cause I know as a high school teacher I’m prohibited by my superiors from expressing political opinions to students, especially with regards to specific candidates).

    • Slartibeast Button, BIA
      Slartibeast Button, BIA
      August 20, 2016 at 12:59 pm | #

      Leslie has to be clear that she is hitting on Robin solely as a private individual, and in no way reflects the university’s policy on getting into her pants.

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        August 20, 2016 at 1:22 pm | #

        “Now, I want to be clear, the university isn’t trying to bang you, I am.” – Leslie, being smooth

    • David M Willis
      David M Willis
      August 20, 2016 at 1:06 pm | #

      https://go.berniesanders.com/page/event/detail/rally/gpg347

      • Cerberus
        Cerberus
        August 20, 2016 at 1:21 pm | #

        Huh. I guess the rule is one that isn’t particularly enforced.

        Thanks for the quick link!

        • David M Willis
          David M Willis
          August 20, 2016 at 4:15 pm | #

          Believe me, I would’ve been more than happy to not have to have another scene at the goddamned fountain, but this is where Googling told me political rallies happen.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            August 20, 2016 at 8:37 pm | #

            That’s what you get for trying to be politically correct.

            …

            I’m sorry. I’ll show myself out.

  60. The Candyman
    The Candyman
    August 20, 2016 at 5:00 pm | #

    Why is Robin even putting so much effort into a reelection campaign to begin with? Congresspersons in America pretty much get reelected by default anyway.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      August 20, 2016 at 5:14 pm | #

      Primary challenge from an even more conservative Jake Manley.

      • DinaWho
        DinaWho
        August 20, 2016 at 6:08 pm | #

        I think he’s her general election opponent though? Since it’s October in-comic, we’re probably past the primaries. (Though as presumably a D running in what’s apparently a pretty conservative district despite IU, he could still be a fairly conservative candidate himself)

        At least on the occasions when this comic is set in an even year. In an odd year it’s over a year away from the next House election, so Jake could be either a primary opponent or the only declared candidate for the other party.

  61. ischemgeek
    ischemgeek
    August 20, 2016 at 6:24 pm | #

    AHAHAHAHA… don’t worry Leslie we’ve all been there….

    (I could go on forever about mine…)

  62. Bagge
    Bagge
    August 20, 2016 at 6:50 pm | #

    “Never had I imagined it would happen me!

    I was but a humble college teacher out for my evening wanderings in a coincidentally somewhat revealing sweater as I of pure chance stumbled upon a political rally. Of course I knew that the state representative would never notice me, but as it happened to be close to midnight I hurried to the rally.”

    • Local Vigiliante
      Local Vigiliante
      August 20, 2016 at 10:17 pm | #

      Well played.

  63. Hinoron
    Hinoron
    August 20, 2016 at 11:25 pm | #

    Quick Leslie! Whip out your smartphone and pretend to have been playing Pokemon Go! Best excuse to be wandering anywhere these days!

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