Sarah Clinton

Sarah and people just don’t get along. She’s a self-described misanthropist who just wants to be left alone so she can keep her head down and study. This kind of backfired on her in freshman year, when she had a popular, outgoing friend who had a meltdown that ultimately threatened Sarah’s grade point average (and thus her scholarships). Sarah ratted out her roommate for her drug use and became a social pariah. Which is something she should be fine with, you’d think.

Sarah is roommates with Joyce, the friendly idealist. Sorry, Sarah. Also, Sarah wants to go to town on Jacob, but who doesn’t, really.