
Hometown: Mishawaka, Indiana
Major: Political Science
Roommate: Sierra, then Becky
Likes: Progress, learning, scheduling, organization, Saturday morning cartoons
First appearance: September 15, 2010
Dorothy is all work and no play, because she has extremely lofty goals set for herself. She’s going to be President some day, even if it means she has to be the first female and/or openly atheist person to accomplish such. Don’t tell her the odds — she already knows and she’s kind of tired of hearing it. Dorothy doesn’t plan to be here long, because sooner or later, she’ll catch the attention of Yale and be whisked away.
And then be President! All according to schedule.
And if she keeps her head down (but not too far down) and keeps reading the right books (which ones are those???) and saying the right things (once we figure out what those are, through reading) and meeting the right people (nobody who’s too much fun), this is something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve!
No distractions! Focus, Dorothy! Focus! But not inwards. Not inwar–!! oh dang

