AND YOU ARE PRETTY
I HATE YOU
AND YOU ARE NOT PRETTY
THEREFORE I LOVE YOU
Either way, I can’t see this ending well.
She may just stab him with a sedative.
SO WHY DO I LOVE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?
Step One: Insert foot into mouth.
Step 2: ?????
Step 3: Profit.
Step 2: Join carnival as foot-mouth man.
Step Three: LOSS?
When you’re joining a carnival as “foot-mouth man” than I really don’t think that you have anything else to lose
And that’s terrible!
That made me laugh more than the comic
Haha, woo for a Dragon Age 3 reference!
Dragon Age 2.. it’s 12:55 AM, brain is on HURR mode.
Uh… try again. It’s not either of those things.
No matter what, Walky’s face in the fourth panel needs to make it onto a shirt.
That would be an awkward shirt.
Ruth looks so pleasant and cheerful these last two strips. It’s off-putting.
She just listened to her “screams of the damned” mp3 again.
This is the first time Billie has shown anything like subtlety, so I guess this could go either way.
Dammit, T, ya beat me to it. I was just going to say “She’s imagining making someone miserable today”, but yours has more punch. I bow to you. ;_;
I don’t know if Billie can pull off Ninja-ing.
She needs lessons from Ninja Rick.
where is ninja rick by the way? has he shown up yet in dumbverse continuity?
Yes, but we’ve never seen him because he’s a sneaky ninja.
I bet that Ninja Rick is either the groundskeeper or the janitor in this reality.
ninja rick has been in every panel of every strip so far.
Obviously, which is why he’s in the header.
Dorothy just needs to slap Walky Some Sense. Start with the faaaaace.
With her penis!
That explains so many things. Wait, actually, it doesn’t.
For a nickle.
After ripping out his FEMURS.
Oh god, now I’m convinced that Joe wants to rip out my femurs. Thanks for the impending nightmares.
then Ruth backhands Billie in the FAAAAAACE like a red headed Batman.
Guess that would make her Batgirl?
then who is the joker? and will he/she shoot ruth’s spinal cord?
Perhaps the joker would be… Hmm, good point, none of the characters are NEARLY crazy enough to take that role.
It only takes one bad day…
Billie seems to be half way there already :p
Well if it faz as the joker I’d be scared out of my freaking mind.
Obviously it’s the truck driver.
Walky is the best wingman Danny could ever hope for.
We need that to happen. Yessss.
See, I really want to see this happen now, and they haven’t even met yet.
After Joe, just about any of the DOAverse males would probably make a good wingman.
Ethan for the win
Cos you know that he won’t try and steal the woman you are chatting up from right underneith him.
Walky: As Smooth as sandpaper!
Smooth Walky, very smooth. If I were Dorthy I’d be thinking Walky’s not all there mentally and I’d get the hell out of his room pronto. Hell I’m not so sure he’s all there mentally now.
I dunno. If I were Dorothy, I’d probably be thinking this is still an improvement over dealing with Joe and Danny again.
Silly Billie. I bet you roll a 1 on your Move Silently Check.
I think we can put Move Silently, Hide, and Spot all under a single “Stalk Ruth” check.
all natural 1s, of course.
I don’t know, her spot seemed like a twenty. I just don’t think she can pull off the hide part. I’d bet she has one of those funky die that rolls negatives.
Little do they know but Walky has been replaced by his Bizarro-verse counterpart. Lets watch and see the hilarity ensue….
“I hate pretty things.” = ‘I am so hot for you, my brain is melting.’
I have to get this off my chest, what is with walky’s?
at least he didn’t offer you a snack like last time.
What a lady’s man.
Did Walky just never get past the “girls are yucky” stage? It just seems strange to me that he’s 18 years old and completely shuts down when he meets a girl he finds physically attractive and honestly outside of knowing she enjoyed a cartoon he also enjoys he knows absolutely nothing about Dorothy so…I mean…I’m not totally sure where I’m going with this I’m just wondering if he ever even actually talked to or met another girl who shared any of the same interests as him in his life before. Clearly he’s never had a girlfriend before or even wanted one.
I am loving how appropriate the Gravatar is for my comment.
Literally immediately before he met Dorothy, he was going on about how he had no use for girls, so…kind of, yeah.
So he’s a 6 year old boy in an 18 year old’s body. Oh yeah what girl doesn’t go all wobbly in the knees for that? Dorothy doesn’t stand a chance.
Only if Dotty turns out to be a shotacon.
Walky’s immaturity is hardly new, and yet it worked out for him in the walkyverse. Maybe he’ll surprise us again with a revelation that he’s actually a genius tactician with a five second attention span? That really helped last time
Have you ever dealth with young adult males? My gender has the unique ability to go from clever, classy folk to babbling idiots at that age, and all a girl needs to do is enter the room to initiate the transformation into the DREADED WEREDORK
I think you’re thinking of pre to early adolescent males. Totally the case from ages 11 to 14 or so, but generally by sixteen we can at the very least maintain speech functionality and by college it’s not unreasonable to expect one to be reasonably comfortable around the opposite sex. By then we’ve done some dating, worked with attractive study partners, been around women in extra curriculars etc etc.
As much as Walky’s behavior is typical of a certain age, unless he skipped six or seven grades it’s probably not the age you’d see on his birth certificate.
Depends on the guy, mostly. One who’s never dated may have a harder time, but someone who’s friends are mostly girls anyways may not get much of an oppurtunity before the friend zone if he doesn’t jump before thinking. Besides, a girl who identifies with a geekier stuff is not always a common find.
Indeed. Generalities and all.
Billie: “SHHHHHH, be vewy vewy quiet, I’m hunting Wascally Wuths!”
Walky Season, fire!
I was waiting for Billie to pull out the ACME rocket, the catapult, and extensive lengths of tripwire.
Ruth as the Roadrunner and Billie as Wild E Coyote?
I’m thinking Ruth as Foghorn Leghorn and Billie as that dog that Foggy’s always beating up.
“That’s what I’ve been – I say, that’s what I’ve been telling you, girl! I am the boss of this here parts.”
*Punches Billie in the FAAAACE*
Ruth: Ehhh… What’s up Doc?
What Billie really needs is a cardboard box of some sort…
What was that noise? …. Just a box.
Be on alert.
thats ok walky, pretty things hate you too. so go ahead and dig a hole stick youor head in it and call it a day cuz dorothy will never love you.
JUS KIDDING!! im actually really liking those 2 together
Walky’s comment made me think of this:
MONKEY MASTER! HEAD ALIEN!
Does NOBODY see it? Read through all the comments and no one’s seen it! Though I don’t recall M.M. ever smiling like that.
I think that’s one thing that just fell to background viewing. We knew Walky enjoys the cartoon, so it’d stand to reason he’d have a poster.
I SAW IT! I was going to comment if nobody else had.
So Dorthy’s idea investigating is walking a mere 5-10 feet behind her arch-foe, like a Hanna-Barbara cartoon? Oh that’s going to end well.
And I’ll be honest… Walky kinda scares me in that last panel. I don’t know why, but that seems like the face of someone who will kill, and not remember it the next day. “Why is my Head Martian Toy covered in blood? And I don’t remember that beaten body being in my bathtub last night… Huh.”
1) You mean Billie, and I *love* your Hanna-Barbara comparison!
2) Good thing he doesn’t have his own bathtub….
Oh no! Bille broke out her breakdancing! That means a dance-fight to the death D:
Billie learned this discipline from the Internet. I believe it is clandestinely called “Do The Creep”. She forgot to smile, though.
And then we find out that Dorothy loves Nachitos, which makes Walky even MORE awkweird. Hilarity ensues.
Ruth’s face makes me think she’s going to put Billie’s uniform in her shrine or something REALLY disturbing. I can’t help it. It…
It reminds me of the freaky Helga smiles.
So Ruth is secretly a lesbian who is all TSUNdere for Billie?
Well, they did have a fling in the Walkyverse, didn’t they?
I cannot recall for sure, it took me several weeks to read through all the Walkyverse webcomics and I remember less than half of the storylines.
Well it wasn’t really a fling more of just a filler comic while Willis was drawing up Joyce and Walky and posting the roomies redux. http://www.joyceandwalky.com/d/20050224.html
>Bed not made
>Same bed covered in chips
>Posters of Cartoons on the wall
Yep. That’s about every damn freshman dorm I’ve seen…
I read that as “I HAVE PRETTY THINGS!” Somehow, this made it ten times funnier to me.
(It’s been a long day.)
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