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Breaking and Entering

by David M Willis on March 19, 2012 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - Choosing My Religion
└ Tags: amazi-girl, danny, jennifer

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  1. Leorale
    Leorale
    March 19, 2012 at 12:01 am | #

    Danny <3 stalky batman!

    • Ridureyu
      Ridureyu
      March 19, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

      It’s not stalking! It’s… uh… it’s… uh… Investigating!

      • Mkvenner
        Mkvenner
        March 19, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

        Without a license.

        • George
          George
          March 19, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

          Just like Batman.

          • mechaqua
            mechaqua
            March 19, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

            Except Batman would usually wait till he got back to the Bat Cave before he listened to the tape.

            • JeffEpp
              JeffEpp
              March 19, 2012 at 12:31 am | #

              Actually, he would listen there and then. It gives the opponent the chance to ominously sneak up behind him. But she is not the Batman. She is trespassing in the Bat Cave.

              Does this make Billie Robin? (Begin the Sal-Batman//Billie-Robin double slashing)

              • Tucker
                Tucker
                March 19, 2012 at 2:23 am | #

                She can just use the bat-Billie-repellent.

                • Aizat
                  Aizat
                  March 19, 2012 at 8:24 am | #

                  It’s the Billie-repellent Bat-spray, not the bat-Billie-repellent.

                • MAJK
                  MAJK
                  March 19, 2012 at 9:28 pm | #

                  would she not just us the Billie-club …

            • Nee Hou
              Nee Hou
              March 19, 2012 at 12:35 pm | #

              I think Batman…
              Would Have Put Earplugs In,
              so anyone sleeping in the room wouldn’t wake up!

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                March 19, 2012 at 7:28 pm | #

                Why would wearing earplugs prevent anyone but himself from hearing anything??

                • das-g
                  das-g
                  March 19, 2012 at 9:26 pm | #

                  I guess Nee might mean in-ear headphones.

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  March 19, 2012 at 11:59 pm | #

                  That makes more sense.

                • Nee Hou
                  Nee Hou
                  March 20, 2012 at 12:26 pm | #

                  Yeah, I meant “ear-buds.”
                  Small, portable and keep the sound inside the ear.

        • Aydr
          Aydr
          March 19, 2012 at 12:45 am | #

          um, there is no license for this.

          • MM
            MM
            March 19, 2012 at 1:33 am | #

            Oh yeah? Then explain the $20 registration fee I paid for my Official Class B superhero learner’s permit!

            • Kernanator
              Kernanator
              March 19, 2012 at 1:50 am | #

              You are now on the Cool List.

          • Mkvenner
            Mkvenner
            March 19, 2012 at 2:12 am | #

            it’s called a private investigator’s license.

            • TemplarKnight
              TemplarKnight
              March 19, 2012 at 2:57 am | #

              +1
              <– CJ Major currently taking a Private Investigation class.

              Though that license still doesn't allow breaking and entering.

              • Aydr
                Aydr
                March 19, 2012 at 10:54 pm | #

                ^exactly. PI’s still don’t get to do this stuff.

            • Gargamel
              Gargamel
              March 21, 2012 at 4:41 pm | #

              It could be called being a Volunteer Cop. Of course I doubt being a guy who directs traffic is allowed to go through your stuff.

      • CWR
        CWR
        March 19, 2012 at 2:56 am | #

        So what does investigative…journalism…look like in this universe? Is it pay-per-view?

  2. Mkvenner
    Mkvenner
    March 19, 2012 at 12:01 am | #

    D’aaaaawwwwwww!!!!!

    • Kintrex
      Kintrex
      March 19, 2012 at 5:50 pm | #

      Now the real question is, is Amazi-Girl going to tell Amber the good news? That might seem a little weird, having a superhero randomly talk to you about your love life.

      • Mkvenner
        Mkvenner
        March 20, 2012 at 11:30 pm | #

        *Slaps Kintrex in back of head*

        • Rognik
          Rognik
          March 21, 2012 at 8:48 am | #

          What? We all know that AmaziGirl is Daisy. It’s SO obvious!

  3. mechaqua
    mechaqua
    March 19, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    D’awwww…. this so illegal.

    • isitsevenyet
      isitsevenyet
      March 19, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

      Yeah… I don’t like this version of Amber as much anymore.

      I mean, yeah, “awwww” and all that. But still. :/

      • Rowen Morland
        Rowen Morland
        March 19, 2012 at 1:09 am | #

        Don’t be so straight laced 😉

      • Seerow
        Seerow
        March 19, 2012 at 1:25 am | #

        Oh no, someone in a comic broke a rule, I hate them so much now!

        • James
          James
          March 19, 2012 at 10:01 am | #

          I suspect it’s less “someone broke a rule” and “someone is acting borderline Cullen”.

          • James
            James
            March 19, 2012 at 10:02 am | #

            That said, I still love the hell out of Amber. This only becomes an issue if it turns into a habit.

          • adius
            adius
            March 19, 2012 at 10:28 am | #

            She’s really just doing it for our benefit

          • gangler
            gangler
            March 19, 2012 at 11:45 am | #

            True enough. I suspect that this Amber also has more than her fair dose of issues. Different issues manifesting themselves differently, but the Amazigirl persona probably isn’t just the work of a hobbyist. This is likely an early sign of the sorts of stuff she’ll have to overcome.

      • OhHayMike
        OhHayMike
        March 19, 2012 at 2:18 am | #

        I know right? Sneaky bizznatch…

    • Zuche
      Zuche
      March 19, 2012 at 1:37 am | #

      So’s assault, and look at how many times we’ve seen her commit that.

      People have a soft spot for the right sort of criminal, though we’ve got widely differing views on what makes for the right sort.

      • mechaqua
        mechaqua
        March 19, 2012 at 1:59 am | #

        I think Amber has committed assault maybe once. Which was when she was preventing a group of bullies from assaulting Danny. I guess you can count the door she punched.

        • mechaqua
          mechaqua
          March 19, 2012 at 2:43 am | #

          I did forget the time she mentioned that amazi girl beat up the same group of tullis when she caught them up to no good.

          • Inarai
            Inarai
            March 19, 2012 at 7:28 pm | #

            Also, there was a heck of a brawl in the background of te party, which would be several additional counts.

            • thomas0comer
              thomas0comer
              March 20, 2012 at 3:23 pm | #

              Links or it never happened.

    • mechaqua
      mechaqua
      March 19, 2012 at 1:46 am | #

      I never said I didn’t like Amber just stating that she is committing a felony albeit in a cute manner. If I were to hate every comic character for committing a felony then my selection of comics would be limited.

      • Zuche
        Zuche
        March 19, 2012 at 11:19 am | #

        Heh. Point taken.

  4. Leorale
    Leorale
    March 19, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    Wait, if Billie and Danny had actually had sex, she’d be listening to the tape of it right now..

    • SUTBEric
      SUTBEric
      March 19, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

      Yeah that coulda backfired violently

      • TheStranger
        TheStranger
        March 19, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

        You mean like “how can I help you citizens” while a would-be rapist crawls away?

        Amazi-Girl’s impulse control hasn’t been all that Amazi so far.

        • SUTBEric
          SUTBEric
          March 19, 2012 at 12:37 am | #

          Give her the benefit of the doubt. I imagine this Amazi-Girl is about ten years younger than the one we normally expect.

          • Zuche
            Zuche
            March 19, 2012 at 1:42 am | #

            Yeah, Batman wasn’t exactly all that in Year One either. 😉

            • NCP19
              NCP19
              March 19, 2012 at 2:13 am | #

              Where can I throw money at a Year One: Amazi-Girl trade?

              • CWR
                CWR
                March 19, 2012 at 2:59 am | #

                Throw it here – right here. You won’t receive anything in return, but always feel free to throw money.

        • TheBenenator
          TheBenenator
          March 19, 2012 at 2:43 pm | #

          Amazi-Girl is immune to criticism.

          • thomas0comer
            thomas0comer
            March 20, 2012 at 3:24 pm | #

            You, sir, win ALL the cookies.

            • TheBenenator
              TheBenenator
              March 20, 2012 at 8:47 pm | #

              Ah, thank you.

              I also eat ALL the cookies.

              ALL OF THEM. There are no more cookies to be nom’d.

  5. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    March 19, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    OH SAL XD

  6. John Walter Biles
    John Walter Biles
    March 19, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    Tsk, tsk, Amazi-Girl. Use your powers only for good!

    Admittedly, you ensuring Dannie does not end up with Billie IS a use of your powers for good.

    • Usayasha
      Usayasha
      March 19, 2012 at 1:03 am | #

      Your plea falls on deaf ears; Amazi-Girl is immune to criticism.

      • Bekah
        Bekah
        March 19, 2012 at 10:38 am | #

        I was seriously hoping someone would pull this one out in answer to all the “boo”.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      March 19, 2012 at 1:51 am | #

      She doesn’t use her powers for good, she uses them for AWESOME.

      • Shippy McShipper
        Shippy McShipper
        March 19, 2012 at 1:03 pm | #

        I do believe you meant “amazing”.

    • TemplarKnight
      TemplarKnight
      March 19, 2012 at 3:00 am | #

      I would like to point out that Amazi-Girl is not trying to confirm whether or not they had sex, she is looking into the person who is Investigating her and finding out how much she knows.

      • ryan
        ryan
        March 19, 2012 at 8:48 am | #

        exactly. besides, why would amazi-girl care about danny?

        • MeHael
          MeHael
          March 19, 2012 at 1:25 pm | #

          Pay no attention to that smile in the last panel.

          • Zakrael
            Zakrael
            March 19, 2012 at 3:09 pm | #

            Hey, Ultra-Car is just happy that his alternate-universe former owner has finally found someone.

  7. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    March 19, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    And then the tape wakes up Billie and/or Sal.

    • Izzy
      Izzy
      March 19, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

      Is what I was thinking

    • mechaqua
      mechaqua
      March 19, 2012 at 12:19 am | #

      How can Sal wake her self up? Being that she is Amazi-Girl or at least that is what Billie will think when she wakes up.

      • L
        L
        March 19, 2012 at 12:49 am | #

        “Everyone else is Amazi-girl” jokes (along with Mike nickel jokes) are the “Arrow to the knee” of the Walky multiverse.

        • Chuck
          Chuck
          March 19, 2012 at 2:51 am | #

          Exactly my sentiments. Everyone already knows that Amazi-girl is Ultracar.

          • Furie
            Furie
            March 19, 2012 at 7:35 am | #

            Dude! I’ve only just got to Ultracar in Shortpacked. Spoiler alerts next time eh?

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              March 19, 2012 at 7:33 pm | #

              Spoilers only count for upto a year after a comic is posted, the comics concerning Ultracar are several years old.

        • das-g
          das-g
          March 19, 2012 at 9:36 pm | #

          I was Joyce. I was legion. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 19, 2012 at 12:30 am | #

      The font is small, so maybe the volume is down.

  8. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    March 19, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    … and she wears a dinosaur hat and likes to hide behind doors.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 19, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

      Now that would be a twist.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      March 19, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

      I approve of this.

  9. Khantalas
    Khantalas
    March 19, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    Do we know which girl he was referring to?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      March 19, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

      Ruth, obviously.

    • SUTBEric
      SUTBEric
      March 19, 2012 at 12:39 am | #

      Leslie…most likely.

      • Khantalas
        Khantalas
        March 19, 2012 at 12:41 am | #

        But Danny doesn’t even take Gender Studies.

        • Aydr
          Aydr
          March 19, 2012 at 12:46 am | #

          Just saw her across campus. Can’t miss dat ass.

          • Khantalas
            Khantalas
            March 19, 2012 at 12:50 am | #

            It is also possible that when Danny took a condom from Roz, what he gave as compensation… was his heart.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              March 19, 2012 at 7:34 pm | #

              Danny/Roz counts as a crack couple.

  10. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    March 19, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

    Did Billie forget her tape recorder or did Amazi-Girl leave it there on purpose?

    • mechaqua
      mechaqua
      March 19, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

      It might be Billie and Sal’s room, being that the window is open though its hard to tell.

      • Inarai
        Inarai
        March 19, 2012 at 9:49 pm | #

        Open window makes it more likely to be Billy and Sal’s room. In which case, she doesn’t have to worry about waking up Sal.

  11. Bunk
    Bunk
    March 19, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

    It’s a good thing Sal keeps that window open.

  12. Brendan
    Brendan
    March 19, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

    Why is Amazi-Girl so happy?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 19, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

      Cos Danny isn’t a man-slut after all.

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        March 19, 2012 at 12:20 am | #

        Banging one chick after you leave a long-time relationship does not a manslut make.

        • mechaqua
          mechaqua
          March 19, 2012 at 12:22 am | #

          Which brings up the question how many women must a man fornicate with after ending a long term relationship in order to be consider a “man-slut”?

          • Wack'd
            Wack'd
            March 19, 2012 at 12:33 am | #

            At least twice as many as a woman would have to to be considered just a plain old slut.

            • SUTBEric
              SUTBEric
              March 19, 2012 at 12:40 am | #

              What makes a slut isn’t necessarily quantity, but lack of discriminating taste.

              • Tucker
                Tucker
                March 19, 2012 at 2:28 am | #

                Humans gotta bang, it’s in our genes. Men, women, pies; it’s just what we do.

                I agree with the taste comment. Nothing wrong with sexing for yourself, the problem is when you sex as a statement or a political manoeuvre (ie. revenge sex).

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                March 19, 2012 at 7:36 pm | #

                SUTBEric’s definition of a (man-)slut works for me.

          • CWR
            CWR
            March 19, 2012 at 3:03 am | #

            How many ho’s would a man-slut bang if a man-slut could bang ho’s?

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              March 19, 2012 at 6:24 am | #

              As many as possible.

            • Stevarious
              Stevarious
              March 19, 2012 at 11:13 am | #

              All of them.

              Preferably at the same time.

    • lord of dance
      lord of dance
      March 19, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

      cuz she finally found her tape recorder and it still works

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      March 19, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

      Cause she saved money on car insurance.

      • CWR
        CWR
        March 19, 2012 at 3:04 am | #

        And she doesn’t even own a car!

  13. NF
    NF
    March 19, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

    This is the most heart-warming commitment of multiple felonies I’ve seen today.

    • lord of dance
      lord of dance
      March 19, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

      i think its only one felony as long as she leaves the tape recorder there

      • Sammy
        Sammy
        March 19, 2012 at 7:35 am | #

        We’ve got B&E and Intrusion of Solitude and Seclusion.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      March 19, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

      Agreed

  14. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    March 19, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

    Say it with me now: AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Roninwolf
      Roninwolf
      March 19, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

      D’AAAAWWWWW!!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 19, 2012 at 12:16 am | #

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL! I follow the beat of a different drummer.

      • Kernanator
        Kernanator
        March 19, 2012 at 1:55 am | #

        Tch. Hipster.

      • Kelly
        Kelly
        March 19, 2012 at 1:58 am | #

        Sounds more like a tuba to me

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          March 19, 2012 at 2:00 am | #

          I dunno, tubas give more of a DOOOOOOOOOOOO sound. I was brass section in high school marching band, so I’d know.

        • Historyman68
          Historyman68
          March 19, 2012 at 2:46 am | #

          I love the idea of someone trying to distinguish between a hipster and a tuba based on which sound they make.

          • CWR
            CWR
            March 19, 2012 at 3:05 am | #

            I’d hate to have to tune a hipster.

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              March 19, 2012 at 6:28 am | #

              How about blowing one? 😀

            • begbert2
              begbert2
              March 19, 2012 at 10:51 am | #

              Better than trying to tune a fish.

              • historyman68
                historyman68
                March 20, 2012 at 12:49 am | #

                ba-dum ksssh

          • Kernanator
            Kernanator
            March 19, 2012 at 8:28 pm | #

            Admittedly, they are very similar. Both are loud, both like to think they are deep, and no one important pays any attention to them.

  15. Gundi
    Gundi
    March 19, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    I’d go D’aww but it does seem a little bit creepy that she’s willing to sneak into a room to investigate a boy she likes. Just a little bit.

    • Thor
      Thor
      March 19, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

      Don’t worry. If this leads to her hooking up with Danny, that will be punishment enough for her.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 19, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

      It’s only creepy if you get caught. 😀

    • Hurtz
      Hurtz
      March 19, 2012 at 12:51 am | #

      Or she’s investigating to make sure Billie isn’t too close to Amazi-girl….

      • TemplarKnight
        TemplarKnight
        March 19, 2012 at 3:03 am | #

        PING PONG!

        I mean BINGO! damn japanese children shows corrupting my language. . .

  16. mechaqua
    mechaqua
    March 19, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

    Its not against the law if your dressed as a super hero!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 19, 2012 at 12:20 am | #

      Section 4, paragraph 7 of the Audio Surveillance Act 20XX

      • mechaqua
        mechaqua
        March 19, 2012 at 12:31 am | #

        the intentional acquisition by an electronic, mechanical, or other surveillance device of the contents of any radio communication, under circumstances in which a person has a reasonable expectation of privacy and a warrant would be required for law enforcement purposes unless such persons are dressed in super hero and/or super heroine attire, and if both the sender and all intended recipients are located within the United States;

        • Historyman68
          Historyman68
          March 19, 2012 at 2:51 am | #

          I’m trying to imagine the “and” part of the “superhero and/or superheroine attire” and all I can visualize is someone wearing a Superman outfit with Wonder Woman’s outfit on over it.

          • CWR
            CWR
            March 19, 2012 at 3:06 am | #

            Stop – you’re making me drool.

          • das-g
            das-g
            March 19, 2012 at 9:43 pm | #

            oh?

  17. iSaidCandleja-
    iSaidCandleja-
    March 19, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

    That window really isn’t difficult to get into. But why is Sal listening to her roommate’s not-sex tape?

    • Aydr
      Aydr
      March 19, 2012 at 12:48 am | #

      Part of her amazi-girl powers include seeing into other universe, so she’s remembering the relationship that was.

      …Damn, Danny’s quite the Walkyverse player, huh.

  18. Aizat
    Aizat
    March 19, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

    It takes a strong man to say no to doing it with a hot young lady but it takes a stronger man to do it and give a legit reason.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      March 19, 2012 at 10:54 am | #

      I’d think that having a legitimate reason to stop would make it easier to stop.

      Unless you’re saying that a guy who stops without a legit reason is less ‘strong’ and more ‘stupid’. That I could buy.

      • Shippy McShipper
        Shippy McShipper
        March 19, 2012 at 1:09 pm | #

        I think he means that an insufficiently strong man would fail to give the legit reason he may or may not have. As in, would just babble incoherently.

  19. Aizat
    Aizat
    March 19, 2012 at 12:18 am | #

    Great, I just imagined the soundtrack of Batman:The Animated Series while I was reading this. All it needs is a remote control aircraft carrying a bomb flying towards the room and a clown in a nice suit.

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      March 19, 2012 at 2:52 am | #

      YES.

  20. Aizat
    Aizat
    March 19, 2012 at 12:22 am | #

    Show of hands, who predicted that tomorrow’s strip will be Billie turning on the light and pretty much caught Amazi-Girl red handed?

    • John
      John
      March 19, 2012 at 12:31 am | #

      … and then getting mad because their roommate agreement says Sal’s not supposed to come in through the window like that.

      Though actually my money’s on Sal catching her. Ass-kicking ensues. I’m not sure whose.

      • Khantalas
        Khantalas
        March 19, 2012 at 12:32 am | #

        Followed by Dumbing of Age turning into a martial arts comic.

        • Wack'd
          Wack'd
          March 19, 2012 at 12:34 am | #

          It’s not already? We’ve gotten two fight scenes in under a week.

          • Khantalas
            Khantalas
            March 19, 2012 at 12:41 am | #

            Martial arts, not *marital* arts.

            • Matthias Ramses
              Matthias Ramses
              March 19, 2012 at 11:58 am | #

              My martial arts classroom had a sign with a typo that said
              something along the lines of “Welcome to marital arts”.
              Made sense to me since i was sparring my then girlfriend constantly
              at the time. (point sparring of course).

    • TPman
      TPman
      March 19, 2012 at 12:42 am | #

      That could actually happened.Billie sees “Sal” flee the room as soon as she comes in, absconding with the evidence of the Amazi-Girl investigation. This naturally leads to an awkward Billie/Sal confrontation.

  21. TPman
    TPman
    March 19, 2012 at 12:34 am | #

    Was that Danny or Billie’s “Oh my god are you for real”?
    I’m guessing Billie but I somehow read it as Danny, commenting on his luck/Billie’s anatomy (and the authenticity thereof).

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      March 19, 2012 at 12:35 am | #

      It was definitely Billie. I know because my mental reading voice immediately switched over to “pissy teenage girl” mode the second I read “Oh my god”.

  22. Tristan J
    Tristan J
    March 19, 2012 at 12:38 am | #

    The comments are extra-awesome today.

  23. kater
    kater
    March 19, 2012 at 12:46 am | #

    That window is getting… so much traffic.

    • Khantalas
      Khantalas
      March 19, 2012 at 12:48 am | #

      Just like your mom.

      • lord of dance
        lord of dance
        March 19, 2012 at 1:00 am | #

        but the window does it for free

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          March 19, 2012 at 10:55 am | #

          That window is such a slut.

          • MrSmiley
            MrSmiley
            March 19, 2012 at 12:40 pm | #

            If that widow earned a nickel every time …
            it would be rich.

  24. the master plan
    the master plan
    March 19, 2012 at 1:08 am | #

    Why does Amazi-Girl care who Danny likes? It’s not like Amazi-Girl is Amber or anything

    • lord of dance
      lord of dance
      March 19, 2012 at 1:17 am | #

      of course not. amazi-girls in love with billie and is just happy to hear that she wasn’t defiled by that weenie she was with

      • lord of dance
        lord of dance
        March 19, 2012 at 1:18 am | #

        hmm… id say i should rephrase that but it still oddly fits

        • CWR
          CWR
          March 19, 2012 at 3:13 am | #

          Unfortunate that the weenie fit somewhere so oddly.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            March 19, 2012 at 7:40 pm | #

            Maybe his ‘weenie’ is the REAL reason Dotty broke up with him.

    • MM
      MM
      March 19, 2012 at 1:31 am | #

      Maybe matchmaking is one of her superpowers. We don’t know! She’s just that mysterious!

  25. Dahlia
    Dahlia
    March 19, 2012 at 1:16 am | #

    SO MUCH WIN!

  26. aba
    aba
    March 19, 2012 at 1:24 am | #

    Why in webcomics is so easy to get into a relationship

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      March 19, 2012 at 2:57 am | #

      By “relationship” do you mean “window?”

      • MrSmiley
        MrSmiley
        March 19, 2012 at 12:41 pm | #

        for a nickel 😉

  27. ALostProphet
    ALostProphet
    March 19, 2012 at 1:27 am | #

    Ok, creep alert! Run Danny, Run!

    Also, it’s night already?

    • RandomNameGen
      RandomNameGen
      March 19, 2012 at 1:40 am | #

      He’s busy trying to figure out how to operate the tissue.

  28. RandomNameGen
    RandomNameGen
    March 19, 2012 at 1:39 am | #

    So it’s night time.. and no one was in the room to hear the tape recorder playing?
    Ps. When does the little closet shrine get discovered?

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      March 19, 2012 at 1:53 am | #

      They’re asleep?

      Weird, I know. Some people just don’t stay up late in college.

      • RandomNameGen
        RandomNameGen
        March 19, 2012 at 1:58 am | #

        One usually wakes up when a tape recorder is playing right next to your bed… though Billie the kid does make a fish jealous in drinking talent.

  29. Ancestral Hamster
    Ancestral Hamster
    March 19, 2012 at 1:51 am | #

    AH HA! Amazi-Girl’s secret identity is really G. Gordon Liddy!

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      March 19, 2012 at 1:58 am | #

      ………….

      ………………….

      ……………………………

      …Who?

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        March 19, 2012 at 2:05 am | #

        Head of Nixon’s personal spy team the Plumbers and the orchestrator of Watergate.

        • Ancestral Hamster
          Ancestral Hamster
          March 19, 2012 at 9:46 am | #

          Yes, that’s right. As I suspected, most people aren’t familiar with Watergate or the people involved for the joke to work. Che sera, sera.

          (Thanks, Wack’d for fielding that question. Was offline when Kernanator asked the question.)

  30. NinjaNick
    NinjaNick
    March 19, 2012 at 2:23 am | #

    That last panel is so uber cute.

  31. hmrc4evr
    hmrc4evr
    March 19, 2012 at 2:33 am | #

    Okay—

    Dorothy broke up with Danny

    Dorothy kinda likes Walky

    Danny didn’t sleep w/Billie cause he likes someone and that someone is Amber?

    If so when did Danny and Amber meet?

    • ADHadh
      ADHadh
      March 19, 2012 at 2:46 am | #

      In a class they had together.

    • ryan
      ryan
      March 19, 2012 at 9:10 am | #

      http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/03-men-are-from-beck-women-are-from-clark/talk-2/

      this is when danny first meets amber.

  32. Historyman68
    Historyman68
    March 19, 2012 at 3:22 am | #

    As soon as I saw this, I was excited for an Amazi-Girl storyline. Now it seems to be more Amber-focused, which is still good, but I’m still holding out for some superheroing hijinx. Amazi-Girl really needs an archvillain already.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      March 19, 2012 at 4:04 am | #

      What happened to Dr. Cyborg?

  33. CelestialEmpress
    CelestialEmpress
    March 19, 2012 at 3:28 am | #

    That’s just creepy.

  34. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    March 19, 2012 at 4:03 am | #

    I just noticed this–the way Amber (yes, AMBER, everyone just shut the hell up) cocks an eyebrow at the tape recorder in the second panel looks to me like she didn’t expect to find it there…which means she might’ve been breaking into Sal and Billie’s room for a completely unrelated reason and this was just a pleasant surprise. Thoughts?

    • Tom T.
      Tom T.
      March 19, 2012 at 7:47 am | #

      She was there to snarl at Billie in a freakishly hoarse voice: “Leave him alone!”

    • ryan
      ryan
      March 19, 2012 at 9:00 am | #

      there is a theory she broke in to see if billie has figured out amazi-girl’s secret identity.

    • Shippy McShipper
      Shippy McShipper
      March 19, 2012 at 1:17 pm | #

      Pretty sure that’s more of a “what, she just leaves it lying there?” look.
      She was all excited to search drawers and pick/break locks, but nooooooooooooo.

  35. Cherry
    Cherry
    March 19, 2012 at 4:12 am | #

    Amazi-Stalker.

    Though I wonder what the heck she’s doing in there in the first place.

  36. C.
    C.
    March 19, 2012 at 4:19 am | #

    Does this redeem Danny? It’s one thing to not “take advantage” of a woman, but It’s another thing to hold it for someone else. This also means that Danny lied to Joe earlier.

    • Crumplepunch
      Crumplepunch
      March 19, 2012 at 5:09 am | #

      This makes no sense to me. Do you mean that Danny is planing to take advantage of Amber? And how did he lie to Joe? He omitted that his liking another girl was a factor, but I don’t think that really constitutes a lie. Everything he said looks like it matches up to me.

      • Sophia
        Sophia
        March 19, 2012 at 11:45 am | #

        I think C’s implication is that his main reason for not sleeping with Billie was because he liked Amber, and if it hadn’t been for that, he would have been totally willing–no ‘not taking advantage.’ So he was lying to Joe, because ‘not taking advantage’ wasn’t really his reason.

        Don’t really think that’s true, though, I think Danny honestly didn’t want to take advantage of Billie, because sleeping with a girl who you don’t really care about just because she’s hot and available can be considered ‘taking advantage’. And I think Danny probably would have thought of it that way–even though Billie didn’t care about him either. The fact that he also likes another girl just added to it. So yeah, he just omitted that part when he explained it to Joe. I don’t think he lied.

        • Marr
          Marr
          March 19, 2012 at 2:53 pm | #

          I’m not sure Joe would understand not bumping uglies with someone just because you liked someone else. Especially if you hadn’t sealed the deal with the other one. Of course with him sealing the deal means you can now move on to the next.

          No point trying to explain how much you like someone else to Joe., he would either call you hurtful names or try to help you by using his powers of seduction on the girl you like to tell her you like her, Or try to get with her to prove she isn’t worth it.

  37. Tualha
    Tualha
    March 19, 2012 at 6:41 am | #

    Ha! I was right! Her recorder was on!

    But gee, I wonder why Amazi-Girl is interested in that tape? Could this be a clue to her identity??? Stay tuned, Amazi-fans!

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      March 19, 2012 at 10:59 am | #

      She’s just pleased that Lois Billingsworth was distracted so thoroughly from investigating her, and in that last panel is just going D’awwww like all the rest of you for how sweet/cheesy this unknown boy on the tape was being.

  38. Stevarious
    Stevarious
    March 19, 2012 at 11:19 am | #

    Here’s what I want to happen when Amazi-girl runs into Sal on the way out.
    http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0230.html

    • Shippy McShipper
      Shippy McShipper
      March 19, 2012 at 1:22 pm | #

      That seems entirely like it could happen, if she’s already down enough that Sal doesn’t know exactly which window she comes from. Which floor do they live in anyways?

  39. Zuche
    Zuche
    March 19, 2012 at 11:50 am | #

    Huh. So one roommate was recorded, with his full knowledge, having sex, and the other roommate was unknowingly recorded declining sex.

    Nice contrast.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      March 19, 2012 at 3:12 pm | #

      I know, right? There’s all sorts of subtitles to the Danny/Joe relationship this time around.

      Compare the second strip of Roomies!, which pretty much spelled it out for us.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      March 19, 2012 at 6:26 pm | #

      Hey, that’s kinda neat!

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      March 19, 2012 at 8:31 pm | #

      You are officially awesome for noticing that.

  40. sockv
    sockv
    March 19, 2012 at 11:52 am | #

    Catburglagirl!

  41. narmenduke
    narmenduke
    March 19, 2012 at 3:20 pm | #

    Amber looks wicked badass in that second panel.

  42. AJBulldis
    AJBulldis
    March 19, 2012 at 7:43 pm | #

    Amazi-Girl what are you doing!?

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      March 19, 2012 at 8:30 pm | #

      …Journalism. I mean, vigilante-ism.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        March 19, 2012 at 8:59 pm | #

        She’s got too many clothes on to be doing journalism.

        I mean, she doesn’t even have a chest window, for crying out loud.

  43. wooskie
    wooskie
    March 19, 2012 at 9:09 pm | #

    jesus christ, amber, what are you even doing

    • Maycroft
      Maycroft
      March 20, 2012 at 4:32 am | #

      Making the fandom happy, of course.

  44. Princessanarchy
    Princessanarchy
    February 6, 2013 at 6:23 pm | #

    I’m confused. Is danny saying the “are you for real” line, or is Billie?

  45. Gunslinger
    Gunslinger
    February 7, 2015 at 11:31 am | #

    So two years on and nobody got the 1989 Batman reference?

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