The third panel without dialog went up on Tumblr a few weeks ago.
Also, SITExROTATING BANNER WOO!
Oh hey, a new banner. Awesome looking too. And now we know one of Joyce’s deepest secrets.
Another one? The irony of it all.
More banners? At this rate, I’ll be commenting to myself.
Do they change at random?
That just speaks volumes about joyce’s inner psychie.
Joyce seems perfectly sane to me.
Well, of course you would think that, Psycho Osaka.
Osaka is just misunderstood is all.
Your avatar frightens me. It will haunt my dreams
Just be glad she isn’t haunting your every waking moment. 😀
You have a valid point.
I think the avatar makes her just more likeable.
I thought Joyce’s face in last panel was worse…
It’s the Black Speech you should be worried about.
Ah! But I…
…Oh, that’s just great! Now I have eight TV Tropes pages open!
Preciooooous! *hobbles away*
All glory to Hypnotoad TvTropes!
TvTropes is pretty much Hypnotoad IRL.
Or what you’d get if you’d sprinkle Hypnotoad’s
essence over a webpage.
Dont worry, Ill fight her off!!
Everyone is gay for Sal. Or at least her chocolate hair.
I think I will stick with being hetro for Sal, unless it turns out that Sal is a man, then I might think about being gay for her..him…whatever.
After seeing my gravatar, I wanted to add that being male, gay or Walky does not stop one from being gay for Sal, or her hair. But then I thought better of it.
This is the Internet, so you must write a song about Sal’s locks, and then post a video of yourself singing it.
And the song will be titled “Chocolate Mane”.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, GOOD SIR
Ive got a sneaking suspicion that it would be similar to that song about a strange form of rain.
SHADES OF DARK AND NOT A SINGLE GREY
I MUST BRUSH IT EVERY SINGLE DAY
HAVE NO BOAT BUT WATERSKI ANYWAY
EVERY WOMAN SUDDENLY IS GAY
Winning. You do it.
I have trouble with the idea of Galasso singing that
I have trouble with the idea of anyone BUT Galasso singing this.
Well done. *applause*
Eternal chaos comes with chocolate wigs, you guys! CHOCOLATE WIGS!
I must brush it!!!!!
But I’m a guy and I want to feel Sal’s hair too.
I don’t think Sal is interested in atonig for anything or regrets anything either.
She may have regrets. (For example, I think that she regrets bringing a motorbike to the school rather than an unattractive scooter.) But I don’t think atoning’s on her list, no.
Wonder Wig was wondering why yesterday’s wigless comic was titled Wig, but now seeing today’s comic he understands that today is really Wig day.
My little Sally, my little Sally…
Sounds creepy as if Joyce is a *gasp* psychopath.
A psychopath who collects human hair… straight from the head of her hapless victims.
She does NOT get to steal my schtick.
Of course she’s creepy. She knows when you’re sleeping.
She knows when you masturbate…
She knows when you hear her name…..
And when you scream it while you masturbate.
So plead for mercy’s sake…
This whole thing… turned out to be sorta creepy, in a relatively artistic sort of way. Kudos.
I would also like to know how said luxurious chocolate river wig is maintained. Becaues um like. Long wigs get tangly. I wore a super-long pink one one time to a con and vowed never again. I was untangling that thing all day.
not if they’re top-quality wigs made of real human hair. I know what you mean though. Shitty synthetic wigs are cheep, but they’re a real pain.
Human hair wig tend to carry a little bit of the owner’s soul. Especially the one made from dead people hair….
Somehow a haunted wig doesn’t sound all that scary.
Just wait until it try to strangle you in your sleep.
That episode of The Simpsons has desensitized us to haunted wigs.
As someone with butt-length hair myself, even real hair does this. Also it gets slammed in car doors and sucked into the seatbelt winder.
Yeah, I usually keep it in a braid, myself. If I leave it long I pretty much have the exact same problems you did, plus it matts. :-/
But… so looong… 🙂
When my hair was that long back in… uhhh… fourth grade? I had those same problems too, plus it got caught in EVERYTHING.
I like the rotating banner, I’ve seen three new ones! I wonder if the gravatars updated…
I hope not! I’ve been wanting the Dina gravatar for quite a while now. Though knowing Willis’ ways I would be surprised if it did change.
WHOO! Still Dina! 😀
If they rotate the gravatar again I need to change my “Now with…”
I wonder if Joyce is going to totally wig out! 😀
BA DUM TISH
I find I am suddenly craving chocolate.
MMM, dark chocolate
Damn you, Animal.
Now I need chocolate.
So you want to lick Sal’s hair?
Ok. That’s a little messed up…
If you think that’s messed up…
You must be new here.
And everything else.
Sal really does have amazing hair. (C wut I did thar?)
On an unrelated note, love the new banner. She is vengeance, she is the night, she is… immune to criticism!
I see what you did there. 😛
Aaaaand now Loyce is acting like my sister. (In the voice of the Cinema Snob) “Boner, gone.”
Joyce! I mean Joyce! Fuck, thats not even close. I need to proofread my comments more often.
Don’t worry. We all made mistakes, no matter how silly the mistake is.
But, but, I’m a Grammar Nazi! And I made a mistake with my spelling! I failed at my duties as a Grammar Nazi!
Personally, I prefer to call myself a “linguistic structure enthusiast.
You forgot the end quotation on purpose, didn’t you?
Too late. I now picture that you fantasize about some bizarre hybrid of Joyce and Lloyd (Brad’s cat) that acts like your sister.
There is NO TURNING BACK.
For reference to heathens, “Brad” is the Cinema Snob. Brad Jones 😀
You, I like.
Okay, “luxurious chocolate river of hair” is an amazing bit of writing. Good show, Mr. Willis.
I need an excuse to work it into my everyday conversation.
Aww, Joyce has her first gay crush.
And apparently has a hair fetish.
…But not that kind.
I, for one, welcome our new Sal/Joyce Shipping overlords.
New? Does no one remember the motorcycle?
I bet Joyce keeps locks of hair from all her prospective husbands. It’s how she tracks her prey.
With the help from her tracker dogs.
Eldritch tracker dogs that is.
Actually, she uses them to familiarize herself with their individual scents. She doesn’t need dogs, she tracks them herself. In fact, she can track anyone, no matter how far away, nor how many tricks they use.
You can’t run from her. You can’t hide from her.
And she’s coming for you.
…not quite. She uses them for magic dolls, so she can control their movements!
Pretty little dolly
Find a pin, Stick it in
Billie: “If you were gay, that’d be okay. I mean cause hey, you’d bug me anyway.”
Oops, reply to BigMadDraco
So that’s what it looks like when Joyce slips into her demon possession.
I just got flashbacks of The Exorcist.
Add red eyes and it’ll be the perfect demonic Joyce XD
Cue the tubular bells!
“Luxurious Chocolate River of Hair”.
I am SO using that line!
And Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt, is it Billie?
Is it wrong that Joyce and I are completely on the same page regarding Sal’s hair?
Joyce has wig fetish?
Wait, is that kind of fetish exist?
Probably, but I am NOT googling it while I’m at work.
Or at all, probably…
Any fetish exist. It’s better not knowing if all of them exists.
Remember Rule 36: If a fetish exists, it has a website devoted to it.
Ah yes… the rule of the internet…
If it didn’t exist before, it surely does now.
Good job, AckAck.
Yay! I actually contribute something to the internet!
Ahahahaha *nervous laughter*
I think Joyce has discovered a new religion. Panel 4 she’s praying to the luxurious chocolate river that is Sal’s hair.
A-HA! So THAT’S what the storyline title is referring to! It was never about going to church, but rather about Joyce converting to Hairism!
Joyce wants to be touched by her chocolatey cuticled appendage.
Well… JoycexSal shippers, there’s the content for the next chapter of your fanfics 😛
Also, apparently the DoAverse (pronounced dough-a-verse) runs on Superman Perception logic, but I guess we already knew that.
Possibly just Billie, though. Perhaps her prescription is bad?
80 proof at least.
Aaand…the truth comes out.
Hmmmm…. so if Joyce in this universe share a some traits with Joyce from another universe, it means when she marry Walky she will force him to grow his hair longer and play with it during her hanky panky timey?
I…. what the hell am I typing…..
I don’t know, and I’m not sure I want to know.
I read that in Applejacks voice.
She was much too enthused.
Either that or we should be really glad that Joyce hasn’t met Amber yet. 😀 That…would end weirdly. I can imagine Joyce just looking at Amber then suddenly asking her to her comb Amber’s hair. WILLIS! MAKE IT BE! XD I wants to see that now.
Do it Joyce. Brush that Rock n’ Roll hair. =P
Damnit Joyce! Stop creeping me out!
Joyce, don’t listen to him. Never stop creeping us out, it’s hilarious.
I agree 100% on everything Joyce just said
Upto and including the need to brush the hair?
Theory: Joyce is a lesbian. But she grew up believing that homosexuality is a sin, so she suppresses it and deludes herself into thinking she’s straight. It’s why she works so hard on finding a husband; because deep down inside she knows what she is, and hates herself for it.
Dunno. More like Willis is ship-teasing us. Again. But it might turn out to be like that, yeah.
There’s very little evidence for this, because every girl is lesbian for Sal, irrespective of their sexuality otherwise.
Sal’s sexiness is transcendent; it surpasses all boundaries of sex, orientation, age and possibly even species.
That’s a good hypothesis — but so is this one!
Joyce’s fascination with all things Sal never stops being funny.
I still like my interpretation of panel three better. Sock puppets are funny, darnit!
Wait, isn’t Sal’s hair black?
It’s very dark brown. The eyedropper tool in MS Paint (etc.) will tell you that the main body of Sal’s hair is perfectly black, but so is Billie’s; the difference is that the parts which are ‘lit up’ are brown in Sal’s hair, while they’re a blue-grey in Billie’s.
Clearly, her hair is very dark chocolate.
……. I didn’t realize that Billie wore glasses until this comic.
Those of us who have been around a while will remember the whole PSL-inducing episode when Billie *got* glasses. Suffice to say they made Danny *ahem* “inspired”.
Read Roomies/It’s Walky. All the way through. Repeatedly.
I had an Amazi-Girl brainstorm overnight:
* A-shaped shuriken and boomerrang weapons and grappling hooks
* The Amazi-Pede, a former amusement park bumper car set on a mini-Tumbler suspension. (Look up “street legal bumper car” for real machines that are sorta in that direction. They have motorcycle engines and because they are so much smaller than a regular car, they are nimble and FAST!)
To the Amazi-Pede Ambe.. I mean Amazi-Girl!!!!
Oh Joyce, your possible homosexual leanings to Sal amuses me. But only slightly.
I keep going back mentally to “I want your throbbing manmeat” (From “It’s Walky!”) when I see Joyce’s face on panel 5.
It just occurred to me, currently playing Bayonetta, that JoyceXSal’s Hair is very, and very disturbingly, possible. It may be more along the lines of Sal’s Hair TentaclesXEveryone Within Reach, but still…
one of the many reasons why joyce is by far my least favorite character: she is so freaking creepy
Are you kidding me? That’s why she’s one of my favorites!
Is Joyce being sarcastic, or does she now believe that Sal’s hair was a wig? I didn’t know Joyce was capable of sarcasm.
I want to brush it, hug it and wrap it around my body. Sal can come too.
no san diego comic-con, the sorries
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