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by David M Willis on June 26, 2012 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - Time Keeps on Slippin'
└ Tags: dorothy, monkey master, walky

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    June 26, 2012 at 12:01 am | #

    How about jack-off… wait

    • Blob Marley
      Blob Marley
      June 26, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

      Finally, something they can do together!

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 26, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

        The couple that jacks together, STAYS together…

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          June 26, 2012 at 12:19 am | #

          They’re gonna Jack it on a busy intersection in California

          • waldosan
            waldosan
            June 26, 2012 at 1:31 am | #

            this has gone too-jack-far…

            • Random Guy
              Random Guy
              June 26, 2012 at 2:36 am | #

              Wait until she falls off of his beanstalk.

          • Riku
            Riku
            June 26, 2012 at 1:46 am | #

            In front of Aslan? D:

    • TomatoClone
      TomatoClone
      June 26, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

      That would be too easy

    • David
      David M Willis
      June 26, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

      Oh thank god you’re alive!

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 26, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

        …and the thumbs up makes the comment even more meaningful.

      • artemi71
        artemi71
        June 26, 2012 at 9:09 pm | #

        I too was beginning to wonder…

    • Vabolo
      Vabolo
      June 26, 2012 at 12:58 am | #

      It’s Wacky!

  2. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    June 26, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    Walky is a Jack of all shit.

  3. Michael
    Michael
    June 26, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    Well he could have been jacking-off! hohoho. I am so very very sorry

    • Tom T.
      Tom T.
      June 26, 2012 at 6:50 am | #

      That’s what he meant by “jack-shit.” He was multi-tasking.

  4. Blob Marley
    Blob Marley
    June 26, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    That smile is familiar. I want a girl to smile at me like that. Le sigh.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      June 26, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

      don’t worry Penelope. Your Pepe will come

  5. Raine
    Raine
    June 26, 2012 at 12:03 am | #

    Is that a face or a cup?

    Walky has the best shirts.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      June 26, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

      It’s Monkey Master’s face with the caption “ARE NOT MONKEY”.

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        June 26, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

        “APE NOT MONKEY”, sorry.

        Yay! Old-continuity and Transformers references rolled into one!

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 26, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

          I made the same mistake too.

        • Shadlyn Wolfe
          Shadlyn Wolfe
          June 26, 2012 at 9:41 am | #

          Am I the only one who thought of the Librarian from Discworld’s Unseen University?

          • Cybersnark
            Cybersnark
            June 26, 2012 at 1:58 pm | #

            I’m thinking of George of the Jungle.

            “Ape not monkey. Ape ape.”

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        June 26, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

        Which somehow reminds me of Dave the Barbarian.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          June 26, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

          NOT A MONKEY!!!!

          • waldosan
            waldosan
            June 26, 2012 at 1:33 am | #

            bejabbers!

          • waldosan
            waldosan
            June 26, 2012 at 1:37 am | #

            i’m thinking that this is going to escalate pretty damn fast.

    • Aria
      Aria
      June 26, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

      It’s Monkey Master (who happens to be an ape.)

  6. Aizat
    Aizat
    June 26, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

    The only thing you rule is jack and shit. And Jack just left town.

  7. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    June 26, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

    Walky’s shirt appears to have Monkey Master on it. With Terry Pratchett’s Librarian’s famous quote, ‘ape not moneky’. Expressed as ‘ook’.

    • Shadlyn Wolfe
      Shadlyn Wolfe
      June 26, 2012 at 9:41 am | #

      Hooray! I should have read down further!

  8. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 26, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

    I zoomed in on Walky’s shirt, enhanced it photoshop style and it appears to say “ARE NOT MONKEY”

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 26, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

      Err APE not ARE.

    • Heimdallw32
      Heimdallw32
      June 26, 2012 at 8:38 pm | #

      Zoom.
      Enhance.

      http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EnhanceButton

  9. Sensedog
    Sensedog
    June 26, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    Happy comic is happy.

  10. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    June 26, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

    Walky, a female has her arms around your neck. Your not getting the putty in her hand routine right!!! Comedy 101!!

  11. Aizat
    Aizat
    June 26, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

    Hey, what a coincidence. I have nothing to do today as well.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      June 26, 2012 at 12:11 am | #

      It seems that NOW Walky has someting to do, though

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        June 26, 2012 at 9:14 pm | #

        By which you mean, someone.

  12. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 26, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

    Why is today’s comic called GOOSE, I don’t see anyone goosing anyone.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      June 26, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

      I was hoping that tomorrow’s comic will be called Duck.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 26, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

        Either that or GANDER. 😀

        …and there seems to be missing some tags (dorothy, walky)

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 26, 2012 at 12:19 am | #

          I spoke too soon again… 😛

      • corporatebastard
        corporatebastard
        June 26, 2012 at 8:34 am | #

        Or perhaps Egg (Goose Egg = nothing because it looks like a zero)

        Why do I feel like I’ve over explained a dull joke?

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        June 28, 2012 at 3:48 pm | #

        As long as it is not MAVERICK.

    • Sensedog
      Sensedog
      June 26, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

      You might just have to wait another comic or two for that.

    • shadowMobster
      shadowMobster
      June 26, 2012 at 12:16 am | #

      Someone’s probably about to get goosed.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      June 26, 2012 at 12:17 am | #

      well that just goose to show you, ya gotta red the comic thoroughly to get the title.

  13. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    June 26, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

    As in ‘wild goose chase’?. Methinks Dorothy can’t take a hint. But if we wait a bit…Walky is about as subtle as an iron falling on your head.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      June 26, 2012 at 12:23 am | #

      unfortunately he’s also about as dense as an iron falling on your head…at least when it comes to females.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 26, 2012 at 12:28 am | #

        Will Dotty be able to compete with McNuggets? Tune in next time to find out.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          June 26, 2012 at 12:32 am | #

          “It’s not a fair choice! There’s only one of you and fifty of them!

  14. Resne
    Resne
    June 26, 2012 at 1:15 am | #

    He’s got the talking thing down pretty well by now.

    • Andiemus
      Andiemus
      June 26, 2012 at 2:14 am | #

      It’s amazing what a liberal application of tongue can do for speech difficulties.

      • Resne
        Resne
        June 26, 2012 at 2:22 am | #

        Maybe we should be investing in makeout therapy for dyslexic patients. I don’t see any complaints from those being treated.

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          June 26, 2012 at 9:36 pm | #

          That’s a fantastic idea.

  15. Steve Horton
    Steve Horton
    June 26, 2012 at 1:55 am | #

    Trukk not munky.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      June 26, 2012 at 3:35 am | #

      He’s an ape. Monkey Master, I mean.

  16. Furie
    Furie
    June 26, 2012 at 4:27 am | #

    This comic brought to you by Jackthreads.

  17. bintswayd
    bintswayd
    June 26, 2012 at 4:44 am | #

    Walky’s face in panel one kinda looks evil, his words fit perfectly with the sinister look too.

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      June 26, 2012 at 6:18 am | #

      Looks a bit more vacant than evil to me.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        June 26, 2012 at 10:29 am | #

        It’s the eyes – rather than the tops angling in towards each other like weebles with a crush on each other as usual, they’re leaning away from each other like weebles harboring severe misgivings about each other’s company. Which -and you won’t be able to unsee this- gives them a sharply downturned angle on their inner side, suggesting very, very sharply angled evil eyebrows.

        Walky has gone over to the dark side.

  18. Rob
    Rob
    June 26, 2012 at 5:56 am | #

    As long as they don’t do any of this shit in new jack city.

  19. Kirt Dankmyer
    Kirt Dankmyer
    June 26, 2012 at 10:44 am | #

    Willis, you can see how far you’ve come, artistically, in that last panel… Dorothy’s body language there is so very expressive (and adorable)…

    • artemi71
      artemi71
      June 26, 2012 at 9:13 pm | #

      Someone else noticed! I popped into the comments to mention that last panel is perhaps the most expressive yet!

      • Krashthemystro
        Krashthemystro
        June 26, 2012 at 11:57 pm | #

        I know it’s so natural looking!

  20. Krashthemystro
    Krashthemystro
    June 26, 2012 at 11:59 pm | #

    For new relationship,they are so at ease with each other, thats gotta be a good sign.

  21. Grassy Noel
    Grassy Noel
    June 27, 2012 at 11:33 am | #

    Jack high

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