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by David M Willis on October 23, 2012 at 12:01 am
  • 06 - Strange Beerfellows

└ Tags: amber, danny, dina

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    October 23, 2012 at 12:01 am | #

    Dina notices the important things =3

    • AngryBamboo
      AngryBamboo
      October 23, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

      some men are predisposed toward large posteriors and are incapable of prevaricating on the subject…

      • Blob Marley
        Blob Marley
        October 23, 2012 at 12:26 am | #

        Thou brethren cannot refute aforementioned preference.

      • Cholma
        Cholma
        October 23, 2012 at 12:27 am | #

        Their male siblings cannot dispute these facts.

        • NF
          NF
          October 23, 2012 at 12:44 am | #

          On occasions when a female with a superior waist-to-hip ratio is observed arousal is inevitably consequent.

          • Raoullefere
            Raoullefere
            October 23, 2012 at 1:50 am | #

            The cause thereof, that these men ascertain that the area of said female’s gluteus maximus and associated tissues have the appearance of being replete.

            • GrrArg42
              GrrArg42
              October 23, 2012 at 2:16 am | #

              And here I thought it was about large tracts of land.

            • Tucker
              Tucker
              October 23, 2012 at 5:08 am | #

              And thus thee become aware of her perchance to trousers, and consequently are unable to avert thy eyes.

              • Raen
                Raen
                October 23, 2012 at 6:15 am | #

                As such they wish to rendezvous with and photograph such women; despite the warnings of their various comrades, the posteriors of such women cause them libidos reminiscent of the clichéd self-presentations of Southeast Asian prostitutes to American servicemen.

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  October 23, 2012 at 3:12 pm | #

                  And threads like this is why I love this comic.

                • LaurelRaven
                  LaurelRaven
                  October 24, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

                  Darn. Exactly what I was thinking.

                • bhtooefr
                  bhtooefr
                  October 25, 2012 at 12:47 am | #

                  Proceeding, the male addresses the female by describing the unwrinkled epidermis of the female’s posterior, and offers the female conveyance in his luxury automobile produced by Daimler-Benz Aktiengesellschaft. He also invites the female to take advantage of his material wealth, due to her exceptional characteristics compared to other females that pursue him.

      • TPman
        TPman
        October 25, 2012 at 12:32 am | #

        Form creases on the epidermal layer/
        You express a desire to penetrate my luxury car/
        actuate, utilize and exploit my self/
        For thou stand elevated above my admirers/

        That was a lot harder than I thought it would be

        • TPman
          TPman
          October 25, 2012 at 1:01 am | #

          I have observed gyrations of the hips of others.
          Let us dismiss with the wooing, for you have already been lubricated,
          put in motion like a super battleship.

      • Jeff K!
        Jeff K!
        June 19, 2013 at 6:56 pm | #

        You guys are awesome. In fact, this exact comment thread inspired this Norman Tweeter video.

    • Joe H
      Joe H
      October 23, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

      The most important of all.

    • corporatebastard
      corporatebastard
      October 23, 2012 at 2:50 am | #

      gentlemen, gentlemen, does your significant other possess a superior waist to hip ratio?

      • Dr.Z
        Dr.Z
        October 23, 2012 at 5:57 am | #

        Truly!

      • Joey
        Joey
        October 24, 2012 at 12:35 am | #

        The second derivative about her midriff is most pronounced, indeed!

  2. Raen
    Raen
    October 23, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    Ohmigod, Becky…

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 23, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

      Becky: Jennifer! Why must you tell me about EVERY girl with a large butt? Are you trying to say something to me?

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        October 23, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

        Hey, it’s round and plump….or so I’ve been told.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        October 23, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

        Jennifer: Yes, Becky, I’ve been trying to break it too you gently but…we feel your Butt’s Disease has gone out of control. The teachers won’t accept any more homework with butts drawn on it. You need to stop ending every text you send with (_!_). And art class is…well, we’re up to the Renaissance now, so you’re doing alright in art class.

        We all care about you very much and have written you a letter. It’s right-hey, where did the letter go? No, dammit Becky, stop drawing butts on our intervention letter!

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          October 23, 2012 at 12:29 am | #

          Becky: I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM!
          Jennifer: You’re touching my butt right now.
          Becky: *Gasp*

          • Mal
            Mal
            October 23, 2012 at 11:38 am | #

            Reading this thread has given me a greater appreciation for the opening of Sir-Mix-alot’s Baby Got Back.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      October 23, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

      Considering that this universe does have a Becky and she’s about as conservative as Joyce…oh man. I laughed. Thanks for that.

      • SpaceInvader42
        SpaceInvader42
        October 23, 2012 at 1:51 am | #

        Also, Billie’s first name is Jennifer, and she does have a butt of considerable size.

    • Jimmy
      Jimmy
      October 23, 2012 at 6:50 am | #

      My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun.

  3. MarcinMN
    MarcinMN
    October 23, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    Butts Disease strikes again??

    • Effie
      Effie
      October 23, 2012 at 12:16 am | #

      It’s an epidemic.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        October 23, 2012 at 12:22 am | #

        A butt-demic, you mean.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          October 23, 2012 at 12:33 am | #

          It defies ANALysis.

        • Sam
          Sam
          October 23, 2012 at 12:34 am | #

          An epbuttdemic?

          • Wixvhen
            Wixvhen
            October 23, 2012 at 1:39 am | #

            … Sphincter.

            • Undrave
              Undrave
              October 23, 2012 at 1:43 am | #

              Butt butt butt? Butt butt butt, butt butt. Butt butt butt!!

              • Fannonymous
                Fannonymous
                October 23, 2012 at 3:11 am | #

                Let’s hear from the other side…((i))

              • CWR
                CWR
                October 23, 2012 at 6:51 am | #

                Badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers badgers!

                • begbert2
                  begbert2
                  October 23, 2012 at 10:32 am | #

                  Ah snake ah snake! Snake! Snake! Oh, it’s a snake!

                • Usayasha
                  Usayasha
                  October 23, 2012 at 2:53 pm | #

                  The puns seem to have stopped. This must be rectified.

                • Roborat
                  Roborat
                  October 23, 2012 at 3:14 pm | #

                  Muskrat, muskrat, muskrat, muskrat?

                • Fannonymous
                  Fannonymous
                  October 23, 2012 at 6:26 pm | #

                  Pfft! Questionable Content.

                • Dave
                  Dave
                  October 23, 2012 at 7:06 pm | #

                  Robble robble, robble robble robble.

  4. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    October 23, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    No one tell Dina that it was Amber’s posterior that killed the dinosaurs.

  5. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    October 23, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    Dina knows that guys like big butts and that’s no lie…

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      October 23, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

      She also knows that other brother’s cannot deny.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        October 23, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

        However When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist….

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          October 23, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

          It’s enough to make a man shoot his paste… 😀

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          October 23, 2012 at 12:11 am | #

          And a round thing in your face…….

          • Doctor_Who
            Doctor_Who
            October 23, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

            Ouch!

            I just got sprung. Man, that smarts.

            • Yotomoe
              Yotomoe
              October 23, 2012 at 12:31 am | #

              That’s cuz you’re a smartass
              PLAY ME OFF JOHNNY!

              • Reiku
                Reiku
                October 23, 2012 at 12:37 am | #

                C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

                -plays generic piano playoff-

                • Spazman
                  Spazman
                  October 24, 2012 at 6:11 am | #

                  I read geriatric piano playoff at first, lol

  6. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    October 23, 2012 at 12:02 am | #

    Stay classy, Dina.

  7. diremoi
    diremoi
    October 23, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

    Dina, that gesture implies things you may not want it to.

    Or perhaps that IS what you want to imply. either way, I’m sure the fans don’t mind.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      October 23, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

      But they way she is holding her hands in Panel 5 suggests a boob-groping pose rather than a butt-grabbing one.

      • Nearphotison
        Nearphotison
        October 23, 2012 at 12:08 am | #

        I guess it would depend on how the gropee is posed…

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        October 23, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

        Apparently Amber has a boob ass. I’m not sure if this is superior to Ass boobs or not.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          October 23, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

          I wonder what medical science has to say about that.

          • Wixvhen
            Wixvhen
            October 23, 2012 at 1:40 am | #

            Where do you think Dina got it from?

            • Raoullefere
              Raoullefere
              October 23, 2012 at 1:54 am | #

              Perhaps Dina’s learned to imitate the prey-seizing motion of the Grabassaur

      • Bill M.
        Bill M.
        October 25, 2012 at 12:16 pm | #

        Butt-grabbing when sitting down, boob-grabbing when standing. It’s almost a universal motion.

    • Athedia
      Athedia
      October 23, 2012 at 10:03 am | #

      My first thought there was,
      “Aww Dina is being a T-Rex”

  8. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    October 23, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

    The grabby motion she’s making in the last panel really sells it.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      October 23, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

      It also looks like she’s saying “RAWR, I’M A DINOSAUR!

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        October 23, 2012 at 12:06 am | #

        In her mind, Dina is always saying that.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          October 23, 2012 at 12:11 am | #

          Sometimes it’s appropriate.

        • Wonder Wig
          Wonder Wig
          October 23, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

          Dina is like Ninja Rick… only with dinosaurs.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            October 23, 2012 at 12:16 am | #

            I just hope that Dina ‘sword’ doesn’t draw Amber’s blood.

            • Wixvhen
              Wixvhen
              October 23, 2012 at 1:40 am | #

              Giggity?

      • coobee
        coobee
        October 23, 2012 at 7:06 am | #

        Fixed!

        I should note that I was able to construct that statement completely from the original speech bubble. She’s saying it even when she’s not!

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          October 23, 2012 at 11:42 am | #

          That’s amazing.

  9. Sensedog
    Sensedog
    October 23, 2012 at 12:04 am | #

    *Insert random Sir Mix-a-Lot reference here*

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      October 23, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

      You other brothers can’t interfere
      Because when a user walks in
      With a dated popcultural reference
      And a meta joke in your face
      You get SARCASTIC

      …I suck at this.

  10. RaijinK
    RaijinK
    October 23, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

    It’s Dina’s groping gesture when talking about Amber’s butt that sells it.

  11. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    October 23, 2012 at 12:05 am | #

    If it is about your large mammary glands, do not fret. I’ve heart that those too, are physical aphrodesiacs.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      October 23, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

      Well, she is a superheroine. She kinda had the most common superpower.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        October 23, 2012 at 12:20 am | #

        And yet, no chest window. That’s a waste of perfectly good boob!

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          October 23, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

          Well, not everyone has a hole to fill.

          • Random Guy
            Random Guy
            October 23, 2012 at 6:30 pm | #

            Giggity

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        October 23, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

        That’s why she needs some chest windows, so her powers can be fully awakened.

    • Pyr05
      Pyr05
      October 23, 2012 at 12:19 am | #

      The combination of the two should be reasonably sufficient to attract men who enjoy large posteriors or mammory glands, perhaps both. Fear not Amber, those child-rearing hips will be put to use yet.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        October 23, 2012 at 12:26 am | #

        Scientifically, you are already a walking arousal machine, and any lack of confidence in the subject is misplaced. Your genes are quite excellent and your body followed suit by having forming healthy male attracting features so that you will be even more adept to attract an acceptable mate worthy of your genes. Doesn’t that make you feel better?

        • Pyr05
          Pyr05
          October 23, 2012 at 12:29 am | #

          Why isn’t that making you feel better? WHY? -shakes and starts to cry-

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      October 23, 2012 at 12:24 am | #

      *Insert Aphrodite A joke here*

  12. Rayrayrave
    Rayrayrave
    October 23, 2012 at 12:07 am | #

    Goodness gracious, by the time this comic ends, I’ll have shipped every character together.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 23, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

      College IS all about orgies.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        October 23, 2012 at 12:16 am | #

        Not my college.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          October 23, 2012 at 12:18 am | #

          Actually it is, it’s just that they haven’t told you about them.

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            October 23, 2012 at 12:20 am | #

            If there is though, I don’t think I’m invited.

      • Spazman
        Spazman
        October 24, 2012 at 6:15 am | #

        In the (paraphrased) words of Jeph Jacques:

        “On my computer I have a text file called ‘The Ending.’ It simply reads ‘Everybody fucks.'”

        • Narf
          Narf
          March 2, 2013 at 11:32 am | #

          Actually I think that was Yelling Bird, and it went something more like…

          “…AND I FOUND HIS SECRET QUESTIONABLE CONTENT PLOT LINE FILE. IT’S LITERALLY JUST FIVE WORDS WITH A FOOTNOTE: ‘EVERYONE FUCKS, THEN I RETIRE*’

          *HANNELORE REALDOLL”

          😀 (I may read a little too much QC)

    • Effie
      Effie
      October 23, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

      A dumbiverse armada, and you are the grand admiral… or whatever a high rank is for an armada….

      • Bill M.
        Bill M.
        October 25, 2012 at 12:22 pm | #

        Fleet Admiral, though only used during wartimes. In peacetime, Admiral is the highest ranking. Below that, there’s the Vice Admiral, then Rear Admiral (top half), then Rear Admiral (bottom half) before we then get to the Captain (who’s just playing piano, since Tenille is nowhere to be found).

    • fatemaster1
      fatemaster1
      June 18, 2014 at 5:41 pm | #

      So you ship a massive orgy then?

  13. Aizat
    Aizat
    October 23, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

    Damnit Dina. That’s not what I like about Amber…..and I just said it out loud, didn’t I?

  14. Sporky
    Sporky
    October 23, 2012 at 12:09 am | #

    These are the things Dina has noticed in the space of two consecutive comics:

    1) Amber looking at a guy
    2) Amber’s butt

    girl on girl ship tease everywhere in this damn thing

    • diremoi
      diremoi
      October 23, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

      Is…. is that baby Perry the Platypus.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        October 23, 2012 at 12:13 am | #

        Why, yes it is.

      • Sporky
        Sporky
        October 23, 2012 at 12:14 am | #

        Everything’s better with Perry.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          October 23, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

          SO MUCH BETTER

          • Sporky
            Sporky
            October 23, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

            brushin’ our teeth – IT’S BETTER

            washin’ our hair – IT’S BETTER

            breathin’ in air – SO MUCH BETTER

  15. captainswift
    captainswift
    October 23, 2012 at 12:10 am | #

    I am predisposed to large posteriors, and I cannot lie
    You additional male siblings can’t deny
    That when a person of the female persuasion gains admittance with her smaller than average midsection and a spherical thing in your face…

    Ah, I’m done.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 23, 2012 at 12:21 am | #

      …You get launched from a coiled like potential energy source, Which causes you to want to pull out simply because you’ve noticed the butt is reaching the maximum cappasity for the jean pants she is wearing, which in turn causes me to be addicted and lose my ability to break constant eye contact….

      (let’s keep this going please <:D)

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        October 23, 2012 at 12:41 am | #

        I would enjoy being within your company and perhaps taking a photograph although my aquaintences felt the need to give a warning to me but the posterior you have gets me thouroughly aroused. Salutations, Rump-o-Smooth-Skin, Would you like to take a drive with me in my car manufactured by Benz? I will allow you to use me simply because you are unlike the average women that attach themselves to wealthy celebreties such as myself due to status. I have watched you dance and decided that I have no desire to woo you romantically because of your persperation and the moisture that has gathered because of said persperation has me excited and heated up in a way I can only liken to that of a Corvette in the extremest form of it.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          October 23, 2012 at 12:48 am | #

          I have grown weary of publications that display images and news that imply that petite bottoms are currently superior to ones of a larger size. If you take the average african-american and ask him a question based on these implications he will reply that she must “pack much back” if you will (meaning that her posterior has to be quite endowed.) So gentlemen, Gentlemen, I ask if your signifigant other has such a buttocks as previousely described. If so then have her gyrate, rotate, vibrate, and other wise convulse her lower body focusing on but not limited to her aforementioned buttocks which are in peak physical condition.

  16. Effie
    Effie
    October 23, 2012 at 12:12 am | #

    Will Dina meet Amazi-girl, discover her secret identity, and become her sidekick, Dino-lass?

    I certainly hope so.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      October 23, 2012 at 12:18 am | #

      I just imagined Dina riding a velociraptor.

      • Effie
        Effie
        October 23, 2012 at 12:22 am | #

        Yes, good.

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          October 23, 2012 at 12:23 am | #

          And her nickname shall be the Dino Knight.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        October 23, 2012 at 12:29 am | #

        Define ‘riding’ *nudge nudge wink wink* 😀

        • Jetstream
          Jetstream
          October 23, 2012 at 12:39 am | #

          You DO know that Dina would point out the anatomical problems with your entendre there, right? 😉

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            October 23, 2012 at 12:43 am | #

            Details schmetails.

    • Scoops!
      Scoops!
      October 23, 2012 at 12:42 am | #

      Come on. Of course Dina already knows who Amazi-girl is. Examine the facts:
      1) People often fail to notice when Dina is in the room. Amazi-girl may have already changed in or out of costume while Dina was watching.
      2) I don’t think Dina has been present for any conversation about Amazi-girl, which would be the only way she’d bring up what she knows.
      3) Amazi-girl’s mask covers her eyes, not her mouth.

      • GenericScreenName101
        GenericScreenName101
        October 23, 2012 at 12:53 am | #

        Well, my hypothesis is that Amber is hip to Dina’s amazing alter-ego and is just playing along for her sake. Because that’s what roomies do.

      • Scoops!
        Scoops!
        October 23, 2012 at 12:59 am | #

        Further study:

        Dina says “There’s a fight or something going on outside. Everyone is coming out to watch.” But then she is never visible in the crowd of people watching.

        Here she has to be told to be surprised that Amber didn’t come home last night.

        • GenericScreenName101
          GenericScreenName101
          October 23, 2012 at 1:37 am | #

          So Dina has an ability to know when something nefarious is happening near her and is out all night to not notice when her roomie was also gone all night she comes back in the morning?

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          October 23, 2012 at 10:40 am | #

          Dina was the one who shouted “Most boring fight ever!” one comic later.

  17. Doomdarts
    Doomdarts
    October 23, 2012 at 12:15 am | #

    Dina needs her own dating advice column in the newspaper.

  18. AliaPie
    AliaPie
    October 23, 2012 at 12:16 am | #

    DINA YOU ARE ADORABLE

    • Tylertlat
      Tylertlat
      October 23, 2012 at 3:53 pm | #

      ^ This exactly

  19. Shobo
    Shobo
    October 23, 2012 at 12:16 am | #

    Large posteriors please me, and I find myself unable to create fabrications. The male population does not counter that when a female trots in with a minute torso and a spheroid object in your visage your genitals become turgid.

    • Sporky
      Sporky
      October 23, 2012 at 12:31 am | #

      You sold me with “turgid”

  20. Ryan Balis
    Ryan Balis
    October 23, 2012 at 12:18 am | #

    “large posterior” is my new catch-up phrase!

  21. Aizat
    Aizat
    October 23, 2012 at 12:19 am | #

    You know, a friend of mine tried that and well……..

  22. Pyr05
    Pyr05
    October 23, 2012 at 12:24 am | #

    This comic reminds me of a coworker of mine who was talking to someone about a girl he liked/wanted to have ze secks with, and for some reason, the conversation swung to her butt, and taking his glasses and putting them on said buttocks. We all stopped at the same time to look at him and question what the hell he just said.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      October 23, 2012 at 12:34 am | #

      Do you see the butt? It sees you.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      October 23, 2012 at 1:58 am | #

      I would have loved to be there and hear the conversation in its entirety. It seems like the kind of thing that mere words cannot describe.

      • Pyr05
        Pyr05
        October 23, 2012 at 3:56 am | #

        Indeed. My summarization is the most detailed about the events, yet it pales in comparison to actually being there to hear it.

  23. John
    John
    October 23, 2012 at 12:30 am | #

    I think this Internet classic needs to be linked hereabouts.

  24. Melizza
    Melizza
    October 23, 2012 at 12:39 am | #

    No one finds it sad that she thinks of her alter ego as better than herself? It made me sad 🙁

    • Raoullefere
      Raoullefere
      October 23, 2012 at 1:58 am | #

      Only natural, though, or else Amber would be Sal. Or Sal-like, in any case. These Dina-Amber strips have made that abundantly clear.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      October 23, 2012 at 10:47 am | #

      If she didn’t find that dressing up as a superhero made her feel and act more confident, uninhibited, and powerful, why would she bother doing it?

      …oh right vigilanteism is illegal. And since her costume is apparently effective…

  25. MR C
    MR C
    October 23, 2012 at 12:42 am | #

    does dina like big butts, and if so, is she capable of lying?

    • Gordon Blvd
      Gordon Blvd
      October 23, 2012 at 12:53 am | #

      are you, sir, suggesting that if a boy walks by Dina with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in her face, she gets SPRUNG!?!?! lol

      • MR C
        MR C
        October 23, 2012 at 2:34 pm | #

        potentially, it depends on whether they’ve got it going on

        • CapnPanda
          CapnPanda
          June 26, 2013 at 7:25 pm | #

          Dina has an anaconda that likes buns?

  26. Caecilius
    Caecilius
    October 23, 2012 at 12:50 am | #

    I want to be Dina.

  27. GenericScreenName101
    GenericScreenName101
    October 23, 2012 at 12:58 am | #

    What is Dina reading in panel 5?

  28. JoeMerl
    JoeMerl
    October 23, 2012 at 1:38 am | #

    Is anyone else curious what Dina’s been reading? XD

  29. Raoullefere
    Raoullefere
    October 23, 2012 at 2:03 am | #

    Oh Amber! It’s only a fantasy. Just hang tight; as soon as Danny learns that Joe is Amazi-Girl, he’ll come running to you. Running

    Oh, and possibly whimpering “The Hairier! The Hairier!”

  30. Raine
    Raine
    October 23, 2012 at 2:30 am | #

    I woulda named this comic posterior.

    • MR C
      MR C
      October 23, 2012 at 4:54 pm | #

      sweet band name warning

  31. Jehosaphat
    Jehosaphat
    October 23, 2012 at 3:03 am | #

    Some men lika tha honka honka of the badonka donka.

  32. RickZarber
    RickZarber
    October 23, 2012 at 3:10 am | #

    I’ve noticed I’ve been reading Dina as Hynden Walch in my head lately. Dialog like this makes her seem even more Starfire-esque.

    • Creativerealms
      Creativerealms
      October 23, 2012 at 8:21 am | #

      Thanks for putting that image in my head, now Dina sounds super annoying to me. I like Dina how dare you give her a voice I despise.

      • NoLast
        NoLast
        October 23, 2012 at 12:05 pm | #

        Appropriate gravatar

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        October 23, 2012 at 3:23 pm | #

        Just be glad it was not the voice of Serena in the Sailor Moon english dub.

      • RickZarber
        RickZarber
        October 24, 2012 at 1:09 am | #

        …I am not able to comprehend your words because they make no sense to me. I just can’t grasp that concept.

        The closest I can get is, “I’ve also got a really annoying voice that Finn thinks is attractive!”

    • Sir Robin
      Sir Robin
      October 23, 2012 at 9:36 pm | #

      No, Dina sounds like Fluttershy

      • Spazman
        Spazman
        October 24, 2012 at 7:04 am | #

        …..cannot unhear this.

        ….ever.

        thank you.

  33. Just for kix
    Just for kix
    October 23, 2012 at 3:40 am | #

    I think this cracks the theory of why Danny likes Amazi-girl rather than Amber. Everytime he sees Amazi-girl, he sees her running away from him and hence displaying that large posterior. Whereas with Amber, he has been seeing only the nintendo that she carries. It all makes sense now!

  34. Rayrayravona
    Rayrayravona
    October 23, 2012 at 4:56 am | #

    I forget. What day is it in the dumboverse?

    • Bill M.
      Bill M.
      October 25, 2012 at 12:25 pm | #

      We’ve had a few church services, one attended by Dorothy, and another attended by Ethan, so we’re a few weeks in, unless there have been several more time skips I’m unaware of.

      • Bill M.
        Bill M.
        October 25, 2012 at 12:29 pm | #

        Crap, we need an edit button. I must also posit that since we haven’t seen Roz comment on whether her sister’s been re-elected, it’s most likely still not past November, so a safe bet would be mid-to-late September, with October possible, but no one’s mentioned the trees changing color starting or what someone’s going to go as for Halloween, so if it is truly in October, it’s most likely just started.

  35. turkishproverb
    turkishproverb
    October 23, 2012 at 6:06 am | #

    That last panel needs to be a poster.

    • The Carlos
      The Carlos
      October 24, 2012 at 6:43 pm | #

      I wholeheartedly agree.

  36. Jesse
    Jesse
    October 23, 2012 at 6:21 am | #

    I am predisposed towards large posteriors, and I am unable to falsify my claim.

  37. Jimmy
    Jimmy
    October 23, 2012 at 6:48 am | #

    I love Dina’s “grabby hands” in the last panel. Made me laugh out loud. Also, me thinks she’s a little too honest. 😉

  38. coobee
    coobee
    October 23, 2012 at 7:24 am | #

    Ah, Danny’s little happy face. He has no idea the shit he’s stirring up. (Though to be fair, neither does Amber. This is going to end so well.)

  39. davidbreslin101
    davidbreslin101
    October 23, 2012 at 7:40 am | #

    In Panel 6, Dina continues: “And I can believe that, because many hadrosaurs and large therapods had haunches of truly magnificent size. “

  40. bunivasal
    bunivasal
    October 23, 2012 at 11:19 am | #

    “I have read that some men are predisposed towards big butts. Men, though, not women, so I’m definitely not into it. I never watch you sleep and dream of caressing those elaborate curves.”

  41. Tom Speelman
    Tom Speelman
    October 23, 2012 at 2:09 pm | #

    As usual, Dana is right about EVERYTHING.

  42. Maycroft
    Maycroft
    October 23, 2012 at 3:52 pm | #

    Love dina’s hands in squishy motion.

  43. Bugberry
    Bugberry
    October 23, 2012 at 5:14 pm | #

    I appreciate large posteriors and I can’t speak false, you other males can not contradict me.

  44. Mo
    Mo
    October 23, 2012 at 6:08 pm | #

    A lot of simps won’t like this comic. Them punks want to hit it and quit it, but I’d rather stay and play.

  45. John Madden
    John Madden
    October 23, 2012 at 9:14 pm | #

    I laughed.

  46. Squidiggles
    Squidiggles
    October 23, 2012 at 9:47 pm | #

    My God . . . HALF of these comments are just different ways to reference ‘Baby Got Back’ and they are all great.

    • Spazman
      Spazman
      October 24, 2012 at 7:06 am | #

      My God…..it’s full of butts!

      • imperator
        imperator
        October 28, 2012 at 10:52 pm | #

        ….. And I’m not complaining.

  47. JA
    JA
    November 4, 2012 at 3:24 am | #

    Curvy butt > flat butt

    (Kim Kardashian doesn’t count)

  48. Ed Rhodes
    Ed Rhodes
    May 15, 2013 at 10:16 am | #

    Oh my God! It’s Amy Farrah Fowler, the college years!

  49. newllend
    newllend
    August 15, 2013 at 1:54 am | #

    Wow, dinas just killing it

  50. fatemaster1
    fatemaster1
    June 18, 2014 at 5:44 pm | #

    Personally I don’t really care about looks that much, as long as the basic female parts are there and she’s got brains and a decent personality, I’m good.

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