Dumbing of Age Book Twelve

Dumbing of Age

A college webcomic by David Willis
RSS
‹
›
  • Home
  • About/Read before posting
  • Archive
    • by calendar
  • Cast
  • Store
    • Main Store (books and stuff)
    • T-shirts
  • Patreon
    • Patreon (regular)
    • Patreon (NSFW)
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
ruth is kind of messed up, in case you ain't noticed
First Previous Random 183Comments Share Next Latest
Reddit Digg Facebook MySpace Delicious Stumbleupon Buzz Up! Mixx Technorati Google Bookmarks Yahoo Bookmarks Yahoo MyWeb Windows Live Propeller FriendFeed Newsvine Xanga LinkedIn Blinklist Twitter


BUFFER WATCH Comics are currently drawn and uploaded through:

May 19, 2026

Not directly

by David M Willis on June 12, 2013 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - Answers in Hennessy
└ Tags: jennifer, ruth

Discussion (183) ¬

[ Comments RSS ]
  1. AndaisQ
    AndaisQ
    June 12, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    Oh dear.

    • Link
      Link
      June 12, 2013 at 12:56 am | #

      You say oh dear, but your avatar says what you really mean.

      • Cybersnark
        Cybersnark
        June 12, 2013 at 9:23 am | #

        HUZZoh dear.

  2. Agera
    Agera
    June 12, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    ok that explains a lot

    • CathyGarrett (@CathyGarrett)
      CathyGarrett (@CathyGarrett)
      June 12, 2013 at 1:28 am | #

      What? What? What does this strip explain? That Ruthless is 31 different flavours of loony?

      • BassBone
        BassBone
        June 12, 2013 at 1:39 am | #

        She lost her parents to a drunk driver and now she’s a slave to the demon that killed them. To top it off she’s severely attracted to someone who has been convicted of the same kind of crime the guy killed her parents committed. This explains where her resentment of Billie comes from and why she’s so messed up in general.

      • Led
        Led
        June 12, 2013 at 8:02 pm | #

        That no matter which universe or timeline, something bad happens involving Ruth and drunk driving?

    • Platinakettu
      Platinakettu
      June 12, 2013 at 2:45 am | #

      Yes it does, I was expecting an reveal, but not something like this. So so sad…

    • angierhafai
      angierhafai
      June 12, 2013 at 4:47 am | #

      Agreed. I was wondering why Ruth acted the way she did to Billie. I wanted to know more. And now we do. She seems so much more human now. I wonder where she and Billie go from here.

      • RaggleFraggle
        RaggleFraggle
        June 12, 2013 at 1:05 pm | #

        Down. On each other.

    • Dion
      Dion
      June 12, 2013 at 1:02 pm | #

      Where’s your avatar from, with the kyuubi? For some reason, it looks… small and cute.

      • Marika Oniki
        Marika Oniki
        June 12, 2013 at 9:55 pm | #

        I think it’s from one of the more recent chapters (572) where they got into the history of the Tailed Beasts, and how the Sage essentially made them so the Ten-tails wouldn’t reform when the Sage died. It featured a scene where the various Beasts (in younger forms) were shown from Kyuubi’s memories of just after they were formed.

  3. xain
    xain
    June 12, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

    In fact lets break out the vodka we need something stronder than this piss water

  4. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    June 12, 2013 at 12:03 am | #

    The feels are so thick in this room you could cut them with a knife.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 12, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

      Just as long as there is not cutting involved.

      • Tomaj
        Tomaj
        June 12, 2013 at 2:02 am | #

        …but I like my feels julienne style…

    • Neospector
      Neospector
      June 12, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      Poor feels. I feel for them. 🙁

    • Crumplepunch
      Crumplepunch
      June 12, 2013 at 11:43 am | #

      Damn you, feels. I KEEL YOU.

  5. dethtoll
    dethtoll
    June 12, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    I’m sad now.

  6. Sensedog
    Sensedog
    June 12, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    Regarding the situation, I believe this would count as “its complicated”.

  7. Ryan Balis
    Ryan Balis
    June 12, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

    And now we know you won’t kill Ruth by a car accident in this storyline!

    • Joe
      Joe
      June 12, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

      Not with her being responsible for it, at least.

  8. otusasio451
    otusasio451
    June 12, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

    On a very special episode of Dumbing of Age…

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      June 12, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      Seriously, you know how in Scrubs they’d always play that one little background tune when things got dramatic? And then in one episode J.D. revealed that he can hear it in his head?

      I’m totally hearing that tune right now.

      • David
        David M Willis
        June 12, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

        bada badabada ba baaaaaa
        bada badabada ba baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

        ding

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          June 12, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

          Thank you. I went looking for it on Youtube to demonstrate, but all I found was the scene where Dr. Cox is on the couch drunk and depressed after killing three people, and J.D. gives him a speech about how much he respects him. And like an idiot I watched it.

          Between this strip and that scene, I am now an emotional wreck.

          (Maybe if I watch some Futurama I’ll feel better….Jurassic Bark? NOOOOO!)

          • lokitsu
            lokitsu
            June 12, 2013 at 12:38 am | #

            Thanks, now I have “How to Save a Life” running through my head

          • David
            David M Willis
            June 12, 2013 at 12:38 am | #

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx2GNt5hgH8

            Season 4, episode 1: “My Old Friend’s New Friend.”

            (Season 4 is my favorite, I think.)

          • AgentKeen
            AgentKeen
            June 12, 2013 at 12:49 am | #

            Futurama can have the occasional miss episode, but I have mad respect (I can’t believe I just used that phrase) for a show that can have episodes that are hilarious and cry worthy. Jurassic Bark and Luck of the Fryish get me every time, and Jurassic Bark has some of my favorite funny Futurama quotes.

            It’s Dolomite, baby!

            • Chatokun
              Chatokun
              June 12, 2013 at 11:23 am | #

              The one with Leela’s parents always gets me at the end too, when they play Baby Love Child by Pizzicato 5. Not in a cry way, just a feels way.
              http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=69e_1189901829

              • AgentKeen
                AgentKeen
                June 12, 2013 at 8:25 pm | #

                From the newer seasons on Comedy Central, they had a Bender/Hermes episode (I had to look it up, it’s called Lethal Inspection) where they do a montage at the end that has about the same effect.

                Like I said, not every episode’s a hit, but they can really get some good laughs and feels into one episode.

            • Leonou
              Leonou
              June 12, 2013 at 1:32 pm | #

              Damn You DOA Readers !

              I’ve just watched Jurassic Bark because of you.
              How am I supposed to deal with so much feels now ?

              • AgentKeen
                AgentKeen
                June 12, 2013 at 8:26 pm | #

                Don’t fight them, give into the feels and join the Feely Side!

              • Jenny Creed
                Jenny Creed
                July 27, 2013 at 4:34 pm | #

                I suggest watching Grave of the Fireflies.

                That’ll make your current feelings feel insignificant. Problem fixed!

          • Tucker
            Tucker
            June 12, 2013 at 1:59 pm | #

            Oh good god. That scene – the moment when How To Save a Life is in full swing and the last guy dies. Just that second where Cox flips the crash cart across the room… I lose it every time – and I never lose it with shows or movies.

        • Milosh
          Milosh
          June 12, 2013 at 12:54 am | #

          The funny thing about that tune is that it that it is never, even once, played seriously. I was keeping track and everything.

          • David
            David M Willis
            June 12, 2013 at 1:29 am | #

            DISAGREE.

            It was played seriously until the moment I linked above in season 4. Only after then was it only played for laughs.

        • Beige
          Beige
          June 12, 2013 at 5:10 am | #

          …why did I see that tune as the underground theme from mario bros?

  9. HK-A6A7
    HK-A6A7
    June 12, 2013 at 12:06 am | #

    Ok, now I can officially say I feel identified with Ruth…
    Sadly, my alcohol tolerance is too damn high and I can’t afford the required amount of booze!

  10. Regalli
    Regalli
    June 12, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

    Hot DAMN.

    … Were her parents driving a truck, by any chance? Because that’d be just the horrible, demented twist this needs.

  11. Juliecat
    Juliecat
    June 12, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

    Heavy stuff 🙁

  12. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 12, 2013 at 12:07 am | #

    Booze: Bringing people together since the dawn of history.

  13. alicemacher
    alicemacher
    June 12, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

    Okay, so I take back my comment from yesterday. It really wasn’t all about Billie.

    (Mmm, this humble pie doesn’t taste too bad, actually. I’d “eat crow” too, except that I’m a vegetarian.)

    • xain
      xain
      June 12, 2013 at 12:13 am | #

      don’t ever fuck with crows … those fucker will remember you and torment you the rest of your life

      • alicemacher
        alicemacher
        June 12, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

        As Homer Simpson learned once. (Well, they didn’t torment him for the rest of his life, exactly. And he did get to smoke pot legally as a result of what they did do. And…okay, this example is getting away from me fast.)

        • xain
          xain
          June 12, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

          so… fuck with crows, get pot???

          • alicemacher
            alicemacher
            June 12, 2013 at 12:35 am | #

            Yes. Just make sure you don’t leave out the “with.” Otherwise, you get jail time instead.

            • xain
              xain
              June 12, 2013 at 12:39 am | #

              wait so now its fuck with crows,go to jail

              • alicemacher
                alicemacher
                June 12, 2013 at 12:48 am | #

                No, it’s “Fuck crows, go to jail.” (Because ew.)

                As opposed to “Fuck with crows, get pot.”

                What a difference one little word makes.

                • xain
                  xain
                  June 12, 2013 at 12:59 am | #

                  but when you do either you fuck with a murder, and when you fuck with a murder you get murdered

      • nothri
        nothri
        June 12, 2013 at 11:46 pm | #

        As this study proves: http://news.discovery.com/animals/zoo-animals/angry-crows-memory-life-threatening-behavior-110628.htm

        it is totally okay to fuck with crows. You just need to have your patented “crow fucking with” mask handy so they learn to hate the mask and not the man.

  14. Bronze Knight
    Bronze Knight
    June 12, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

    I’ll be honest I don’t get it.

    • Kirby
      Kirby
      June 12, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

      Ruth’s parents were killed by a drunk driver.

      Billie got in trouble for driving drunk.

      Ruth kissed Billie.

    • GDwarf
      GDwarf
      June 12, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

      Ruth’s parents were killed by a drunk driver.
      Ruth knew that Billie had a DUI. Indeed, that she’d had an accident while drunk.
      So, that’s why Ruth’s been on Billie’s case since day one.

      But Ruth didn’t cope with her parent’s death well, it would seem, and became an alcoholic, which she hates herself for.

    • Marcos Dantas
      Marcos Dantas
      June 12, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

      I’ll be honest too, I don’t think I got this right.
      I understand Ruth being in a very bad place after kissing a drunk driver, and after becoming a alcoholic.
      What I don’t understand is her falling for a former drunk driver and becoming a alcoholic. I think this is confusing and, maybe, “confused” is the specific kind of “messy” Ruth is at this moment.

      I think I’ll need to read more …

      • Karen
        Karen
        June 12, 2013 at 12:29 am | #

        Maybe Ruth was punishing herself for becoming an alcoholic. She’s become the person that could get a DUI, so she must have feelings for someone who had a DUI.

        • Heavensrun
          Heavensrun
          June 12, 2013 at 1:23 am | #

          Or maybe she just -likes- -Billie-. Seriously, guys, it doesn’t have to be some effed up “I have to like someone that’s like me even though I hate people like me”, it could just be that she finds Billie attractive and found her company more tolerable than expected once she got to know her better.

          • xain
            xain
            June 12, 2013 at 1:37 am | #

            yeah guys what he said. This ship already has plenty of issues we don’t need no negative nancy’s with their worst case scenarios

    • brasca1
      brasca1
      June 12, 2013 at 12:47 am | #

      What I don’t get is who she was talking with earlier on the phone that left her depressed. She called him sir and I assumed that was her father since he was a prick who cheated on her mother with Billie’s mother in the original Walkyverse. Maybe a step father or foster parent who’s authoritative and emotionally distant. Drunk driving affected the original Ruth albeit in a fatal way too so it would seem she cannot escape this no matter what reality she inhabits.

      • Jason Ell
        Jason Ell
        June 12, 2013 at 12:52 am | #

        Are we certain that *Ruth* wasn’t the drunk driver that killed her parents?

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          June 12, 2013 at 1:01 am | #

          Um, yes. Yes we are.

          Not just because that would be sick, but because she probably would have mentioned that first.

          • Alex
            Alex
            June 12, 2013 at 2:21 am | #

            Danny, you’re arguing with yourself again.

            • spaceyOptimist
              spaceyOptimist
              June 12, 2013 at 4:30 am | #

              Marcie, you talk?!?!

              • Izzy
                Izzy
                June 12, 2013 at 11:48 pm | #

                Dorothy, you know Marcy?

              • nothri
                nothri
                June 12, 2013 at 11:54 pm | #

                Dorothy, you are WAY too happy about current events!

                And before you ask, the suggestive leer is because, despite all the heavy emotions and near alcoholic poisoning we’ve had, we still ended up with two half-naked chicks sitting together on a bed after previously making out. To Joe the journey isn’t as important as the destination!

          • Foxhack
            Foxhack
            June 12, 2013 at 1:08 pm | #

            Also, Ruth’s Canadian. Billie isn’t. I think.

          • Raen
            Raen
            June 12, 2013 at 4:01 pm | #

            I say it was Danny.

      • Jason
        Jason
        June 12, 2013 at 9:11 am | #

        Probably a not-so-loving foster dad, I would guess.

        • Jason
          Jason
          June 12, 2013 at 9:12 am | #

          Meant to be a reply to brasca1….

      • JepMZ
        JepMZ
        June 12, 2013 at 5:08 pm | #

        It could be a silent hill2 kind of thing. There’s really no one on the other end

        • JepMZ
          JepMZ
          June 12, 2013 at 5:10 pm | #

          also meant to be a reply to brasca1…

      • DanielleM
        DanielleM
        June 12, 2013 at 10:26 pm | #

        I think we can assume it was whoever became her legal guardian after her parents died.

      • drs
        drs
        June 13, 2013 at 7:16 am | #

        Could be guardian, could be her advisor. I forget, is she older undergrad or a grad?

  15. Joseph
    Joseph
    June 12, 2013 at 12:10 am | #

    I don’t understand the implications of this strip. Could someone explain it to me, as you would a child?

    • Kennerly
      Kennerly
      June 12, 2013 at 12:24 am | #

      Love and hate are the same thing for Ruth.

      • Marcos Dantas
        Marcos Dantas
        June 12, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

        Thanks!
        And I am not being sarcastic, I swear!
        And I was not being sarcastic when I said I was not being sarcastic.

        • Heavensrun
          Heavensrun
          June 12, 2013 at 1:19 am | #

          Waaaitaminnit. Were you being sarcastic when you said that you weren’t being sarcastic about not being sarcastic?

          • Yarrr
            Yarrr
            June 12, 2013 at 2:29 am | #

            Sure, that wouldn’t be confusing at all.

            • Heavensrun
              Heavensrun
              June 12, 2013 at 10:53 am | #

              Sarcasm!

    • Anon
      Anon
      June 12, 2013 at 2:16 am | #

      What Kennerly said. As per your instructions:

      Ruth is very sad because her parents got killed in a car accident because of a drunk driver.
      Billie is an alcoholic and got a DUI (for drunk driving).
      Ruth is also now an alcoholic, so it makes her sad.
      She’s also confused because she kissed an alcoholic that has a DUI.

      Make more sense?

      • dranorter
        dranorter
        June 12, 2013 at 3:12 am | #

        What makes sense to me is this: The reason Ruth is ridiculously, uh, Ruthless is because she has anger issues from ‘transference’ or whatever psychologists call it; she would like to do rather inhuman things to the person who killed her parents so instead she acts out against those around her.

        Still feel like I don’t understand though.

        • Miyto
          Miyto
          June 12, 2013 at 11:00 am | #

          Then the last piece is:
          Ruth hate’s alcoholics
          ==> love≈hate ==>
          After hating on Billy for being alcoholic,
          Ruth confused her hate of alcoholics for falling in love with Billy

          • Miyto
            Miyto
            June 12, 2013 at 11:03 am | #

            See also Black Attraction
            ex. Homestuck (Trolls, etc.), Phineas and Ferb (perry the platypus and Dr. doufenschmertz), spy vs. spy (old Mad comic/cartoon)

    • nothri
      nothri
      June 12, 2013 at 11:57 pm | #

      The most important implication by far is that Ruth is a fan of the Toronto Maple Leafs, as implied by the poster behind her.

  16. Luzahn
    Luzahn
    June 12, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

    Aww, Ruth…

    I’m still not quite understanding Billie’s emphasis on the kissing though. Isn’t the idea that Ruth is antagonistic towards Billie because her sort of behavior killed her parents?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      June 12, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

      Yeah. So now Ruth hates herself for makin’ sweet lips with the exact kind of person who killed her parents.

      • Luzahn
        Luzahn
        June 12, 2013 at 12:19 am | #

        Aha, makes sense. Wasn’t sure if the attraction was because of Billie being that kind of person or something really screwed up like that, but I suppose it’s unrelated.

    • xKiv
      xKiv
      June 12, 2013 at 8:12 pm | #

      A truck once kissed Billie’s parents?

  17. Anguirus
    Anguirus
    June 12, 2013 at 12:11 am | #

    Annnnnnd everything snaps into focus.

    Is it bad that I still want them to get together? Just…later. When they aren’t so damn raw. In like two years. DoA years, which means about a million real world years.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      June 12, 2013 at 12:17 am | #

      We’ll all be dead but there love will live on. Naw I can’t wait that long.
      Stay tuned for timeskip Ruth and Billie!

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        June 12, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

        They Both Top

        • xain
          xain
          June 12, 2013 at 12:44 am | #

          the funny things is this would get billie swimming in the hot dudes

        • Kelly
          Kelly
          June 12, 2013 at 12:48 am | #

          Nice job!

        • dranorter
          dranorter
          June 12, 2013 at 3:14 am | #

          Yotomoe you are the best.

        • Anguirus
          Anguirus
          June 12, 2013 at 12:13 pm | #

          *slow clap*

  18. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    June 12, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

    You just had to get a car accident in there somewhere, didn’t you Willis? You couldn’t leave well enough alone.

  19. CollyWolly
    CollyWolly
    June 12, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

    This whole situation makes a loooooooooooot more sense now. /slow clap

  20. saltchocolate
    saltchocolate
    June 12, 2013 at 12:12 am | #

    Billie’s empathy leads her to become an enabler…. Understandable. (But really, it should be clear at this point that the alcohol is not Ruth’s friend!)

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      June 12, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

      Just because someone is bad for you doesn’t mean they’re not your friend. Sometimes being a friend is just being there, and alcohol has always been there for her.

      • saltchocolate
        saltchocolate
        June 12, 2013 at 12:26 am | #

        Kidding? What you say may be true for people, but not for a drug. Maybe it’s always there, but it’s not there *for her,* I’d say.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          June 12, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

          Yeah I’m kiddin’.

  21. NerdHerder
    NerdHerder
    June 12, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

    Don’t mind me, I’m just in a GLASS CASE OF EMOTION.

    • nothri
      nothri
      June 13, 2013 at 12:02 am | #

      That’s silly. Glass is made from heated sand, not emotions.

  22. Mark17
    Mark17
    June 12, 2013 at 12:14 am | #

    What the hell is going on? I am so confused o___o

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      June 12, 2013 at 12:49 am | #

      It’s rather simple.

      Ruth’s parents were killed by a drunk driver.

      Billie was a (different) drunk driver.

      Therefore, Ruth was antagonistic to Billie.

      • Sock
        Sock
        June 12, 2013 at 8:51 am | #

        What if Ruth WAS that drunk driver…

        • Kernanator
          Kernanator
          June 12, 2013 at 11:39 am | #

          You’d think she’d mention that part.

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      June 12, 2013 at 12:52 am | #

      For further explanation, see comments further up.

  23. Wensleydale
    Wensleydale
    June 12, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

    Oh, Ruth. You make me want to hug you.

  24. Ryan
    Ryan
    June 12, 2013 at 12:15 am | #

    JESUS

  25. Cheryl
    Cheryl
    June 12, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

    The very definition of complicated…..

  26. Cholma
    Cholma
    June 12, 2013 at 12:16 am | #

    No Regrets? (that she kissed Billie?)

  27. Sporky
    Sporky
    June 12, 2013 at 12:18 am | #

    So wait.

    In Roomies!, Ruth got herself killed by saving Danny from a drunk driver.

    In DOA, her parents got killed by a drunk driver.

    …

    David Willis, you are a sick and twisted man.

    And since think that’s kinda funny, so am I.

    • Bekah
      Bekah
      June 12, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

      Danny *was* the drunk driver in Roomies!

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        June 12, 2013 at 12:34 am | #

        Danny continues to ruin everything.

        • xain
          xain
          June 12, 2013 at 12:38 am | #

          hey this was back in the day where danny was more or less the main character thus he was more tolerable

          • Bekah
            Bekah
            June 12, 2013 at 12:39 am | #

            Was he more tolerable? Was he really? Are you sure?

            • xain
              xain
              June 12, 2013 at 12:53 am | #

              actually thinking about Danny is much better in DOA its just he has alot more competition to get in the limelight and most off the competition is more interesting than him

              • xain
                xain
                June 12, 2013 at 1:06 am | #

                so … yeah danny was never really that bad just everyone else got alot better

  28. Raine
    Raine
    June 12, 2013 at 12:20 am | #

    Holy shit this is amazing. The, literal-not-hipster-like-inaccurate, irony! Woah did -not- see this coming.

  29. Draga Noche
    Draga Noche
    June 12, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

    this is all kinds of confusing, I now get why Ruth has been on Billie’s case all this time but why did that turn into romantic feelings for Billie? does Ruth want to protect Billie from her alcoholism and that why She kissed her? I’m kinda confused on the specifics

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      June 12, 2013 at 1:04 am | #

      Billie is just so hot that she turns everyone lesbian. Even if they hate her. This is the power of the milkshake Billie brings to the yard.

    • Athedia
      Athedia
      June 12, 2013 at 1:12 am | #

      http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SlapSlapKiss OR http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BelligerentSexualTension

      Or some variation of them.

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      June 12, 2013 at 1:15 am | #

      It could be that Ruth is just gay and thinks Billie is attractive and simultaneously likes her personally while wanting to hate her for her DUI.

      • Platinakettu
        Platinakettu
        June 12, 2013 at 2:56 am | #

        And this is why Billie puts the emphasis on the kiss. Because now she begins to understand Ruths actions more.

        • dranorter
          dranorter
          June 12, 2013 at 3:17 am | #

          Oh ok. Maybe that makes sense.

  30. Ragnal
    Ragnal
    June 12, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

    And now everything makes sense. Thanks, comment section.

    • xain
      xain
      June 12, 2013 at 1:08 am | #

      i don’t why your thanking us but i will gladly take the credit

  31. Aras Pabedinskas
    Aras Pabedinskas
    June 12, 2013 at 12:21 am | #

    PLEASE stop shipping them now. It’s just… awkward
    .

    • xain
      xain
      June 12, 2013 at 12:22 am | #

      you can’t stop this ship its already entering the harbor

      • Aras Pabedinskas
        Aras Pabedinskas
        June 12, 2013 at 12:25 am | #

        Well, can they at least slow it down? You know, check that they are not going to crash it into the dock. Or crush some innocent little tugboat that is just innocently sitting there because it has a deaf captain who is currently sleeping.

        • Bekah
          Bekah
          June 12, 2013 at 12:32 am | #

          Asking shippers to stop shipping their ship is like asking a cat to stop licking it’s butthole. You can ask all you like, and even give very good, logical arguments as to why they should stop, but the shippers will just keep licking that butthole. They may even pee in your shoes just to show you how stupid it was for you ask them to stop.

          • Yotomoe
            Yotomoe
            June 12, 2013 at 12:35 am | #

            Worst metaphor…or BEST METAPHOR!?

            • Heavensrun
              Heavensrun
              June 12, 2013 at 1:14 am | #

              That’s not a metaphor, Bekah’s just ranting about her cat.

              • Bekah
                Bekah
                June 12, 2013 at 3:27 am | #

                It can be both.

            • timemonkey
              timemonkey
              June 12, 2013 at 11:24 pm | #

              It works as both a metaphor and as something that can actually be done in a relationship!

        • Ragnal
          Ragnal
          June 12, 2013 at 12:32 am | #

          Nope, there’s never slowing a ship down. FULL SPEED AHEAD! LET’S SHOW THAT ICEBERG WHAT FOR!

        • xain
          xain
          June 12, 2013 at 12:33 am | #

          that’s all up to the captain of the SS DAMNYOUWILLIS

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          June 12, 2013 at 12:39 am | #

          To be fair, at least some of us are aware that this ship is horribly messed up and dysfunctional as it is now. It’s just that watching it crash and burn is kind of fascinating. Besides, it can always become viable once they work through their massive existing issues.

          … Besides. At least it’s not Hannigram.

          • David
            David M Willis
            June 12, 2013 at 1:02 am | #

            I don’t see the point in shipping relationships that aren’t screwed up.

            • Osaru Sensei
              Osaru Sensei
              June 12, 2013 at 2:37 am | #

              … and with one simple comment, Willis shows us why we both fear and adore him.

              • Platinakettu
                Platinakettu
                June 12, 2013 at 3:03 am | #

                And think about all the drama we get out of this pair just by watching them to try to get their relationship together.

                Well played Willis…

                This ship will hopefully be worth the shipping costs.

          • clodia
            clodia
            June 12, 2013 at 8:32 pm | #

            “At least it’s not Hannigram” is my answer to all ship-related dismay, from now until eternity.

            • Regalli
              Regalli
              June 15, 2013 at 6:32 pm | #

              I know. Like, I understand how you can ship it in an “Oh my god, this is so dysfunctional, there is no way on Earth it can end well but I LOVE WATCHING IT GET EVEN MORE FUCKED UP” way, but in any other respect it just… confuses me.

        • nothri
          nothri
          June 13, 2013 at 12:05 am | #

          Wouldn’t help, since the ship’s pilot is no doubt sloshed to the gills.

    • Jackson
      Jackson
      June 12, 2013 at 12:41 am | #

      I ship them so hard, but not in a romantic way so much as a group therapy way. Besides, whatever else happens, I know they made out in an alternate universe.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      June 12, 2013 at 1:02 am | #

      Although the Truth may vary this Ship will carry our bodies safe to shore.

      • xain
        xain
        June 12, 2013 at 1:44 am | #

        unless we engage another ship in naval warfare and it has canons

        • Osaru Sensei
          Osaru Sensei
          June 12, 2013 at 2:38 am | #

          I see what you did there… 😉

    • Kernanator
      Kernanator
      June 12, 2013 at 1:12 am | #

      Awkward ships are the best ships!

      Watching them sail around in circles is so entertaining.

  32. Karen
    Karen
    June 12, 2013 at 12:30 am | #

    Wow, I take some things back about this comic strip. This was legitimately well done. In the backhanded praise department.

  33. Rufus Saltus
    Rufus Saltus
    June 12, 2013 at 12:38 am | #

    Now I’m curious to see if Howard will show up in the back story.

    • nothri
      nothri
      June 13, 2013 at 12:08 am | #

      Oh, wow, I feel bad. I pretty much completely forgot about Howard.

  34. sumolegend
    sumolegend
    June 12, 2013 at 12:46 am | #

    Well, it’s been 3 years but we finally got to the bottom of Ruth’s hate mystery. A weight has been lifted.

  35. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    June 12, 2013 at 12:54 am | #

    …You know how sometimes there will be a moment? A moment when everything you thought you knew is turned on its head, then you are hit with a mad sense of clarity?

    That is exactly what happened when I read this.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      June 12, 2013 at 1:04 am | #

      That was the moment when I found out, indeed, it was not butter.

  36. BD
    BD
    June 12, 2013 at 1:13 am | #

    I’ve read all the comments as of 1:07 AM Eastern, and I still don’t think I get it.

    …self-destructive spiral that’s been a long time coming? Severely (clinically?) warped emotions? A situation presently stemming from (no matter how much the pride-happy little drunky denies it) empathy misinterpreted as a crush on the one person who might understand, and in fact does?

  37. Beef
    Beef
    June 12, 2013 at 1:35 am | #

    The way I see it, Ruth has been traumatized by the drunk driver killing her parents, leading to Ruth to become an alcoholic herself. She has now met Billie, being her R.A., and tormented her all semester long because she hates Billie’s similar life choices. Ruth is also a lesbian, or bi, and has developed some sort of crush on Billie.

    The act of Ruth kissing Billie, and Billie’s reaction was a kind of personal defeat over her own internal conflicts, also crushing her own reserved hopes about people with D.U.I.’s in general.

    Now Billie has come back to save Ruth from her binge drinking, worried about her health, and now has realized the irony of the situation. She gives the bottle back apropos.

  38. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    June 12, 2013 at 1:37 am | #

    I think BD hits closest to unraveling this emotional mess. Seems to make sense. However, Billie handing her the bottle back is sort off the mark here.

  39. Kiggy
    Kiggy
    June 12, 2013 at 1:39 am | #

    Mmmmmm Billie’s curvy figure :9

  40. Tom Speelman
    Tom Speelman
    June 12, 2013 at 2:09 am | #

    Damn, Willis. Just…damn. Now this is how you subvert expectations; very, very well done.

  41. gangler
    gangler
    June 12, 2013 at 2:19 am | #

    Wait, is Ruth Amazigirl?

  42. Calexs40
    Calexs40
    June 12, 2013 at 2:26 am | #

    This panel is awesome….until you can see the Leafs poster… 😉 Go Bruins.

  43. Emoroffle
    Emoroffle
    June 12, 2013 at 2:57 am | #

    At first I was confused then I realized the situation and now I need a hug.

  44. Notebooked
    Notebooked
    June 12, 2013 at 4:57 am | #

    Oh jeeze. The self-hatred, man.

  45. T Campbell
    T Campbell
    June 12, 2013 at 10:08 am | #

    Those of us who’ve been following Willis for a while get an extra level of enjoyment here. For us, it’s a glimpse of the Ruth of old, whom we thought we’d never see: the one who took paternal levels of responsibility for those around her. Even though she was not right enough in the head to sustain that (most notoriously when she ended up screwing the girl she used to babysit), she pulled herself together when she felt it was needed most. It’s moving that while this Ruth was willing to destroy herself, she absolutely cares about dragging Billie down with her.

    I’m not entirely sure I understand Billie’s final gesture, but it seems like general screwed-uppiness mixed with compassion: “Wow, I realize now how much you’ve suffered. Guess you really do need that drink!” Billie: not ready for AA sponsorship.

  46. OmegaDez
    OmegaDez
    June 12, 2013 at 10:17 am | #

    Damnit Billie, give her a hug! D:

  47. HAAAAAARVEEEEYYY!!!!!
    HAAAAAARVEEEEYYY!!!!!
    June 12, 2013 at 10:36 am | #

    Damn, Willis. It’s moments like these where you impress the shit out of me.
    I’m hoping (Spoilerz!) that both of them having to confront this will lead to them supporting each other through the hard, hard road to sobriety.
    Licky-style sexxehtimes or not.

  48. Ronnie
    Ronnie
    June 12, 2013 at 10:45 am | #

    Well, Ruth, now I understand why you can be an awful person sometimes. Doesn’t make it less of being-an-awful-person, but I understand it. Billie, I think now would be the time to get out of there and away before things get creepy all up in here. Nothing good can come of this.

  49. Bronze Knight
    Bronze Knight
    June 12, 2013 at 11:04 am | #

    Oh I get it now!

    Ruth hates alcoholics because one with a DUI kill her parents. So she was a total bongo to Billy (who she knew had a DUI) to make Billy hate her with the same passion Ruth hated her.

    And then kisses… because Ruth wanted to believe that the world is a messed up as she is, and that it was “ok” to be like that.

    • sumolegend
      sumolegend
      June 12, 2013 at 3:30 pm | #

      Pretty much! Except I don’t think attraction is nearly as rational as all that. I strongly suspect these two would end up making out anyway in another universe, regardless…

  50. Geminia999
    Geminia999
    June 12, 2013 at 12:37 pm | #

    So, am I the only one who isn’t really sad at this? Maybe I’m desensitized or whatever, but this seems kinda tame really.

    • Stara
      Stara
      June 12, 2013 at 7:38 pm | #

      Have you ever experienced emotional trauma or familial trauma? I’m on board with you and I think that’s because Ruth doesn’t seem to have it so freakin’ bad in my eyes that she can’t chin up and buck up.

      • shoeboxjeddy
        shoeboxjeddy
        June 12, 2013 at 9:38 pm | #

        Ah yes, tragedy one-up. The game where no one wins… but you’re kind of terrible. Please train on the “empathy” skill.

        • Stara
          Stara
          June 12, 2013 at 11:57 pm | #

          :p Dude, I think you’re over-sensitive to the potential for one-upmanship. Geminia: perceives the situation as tame. My response: a curiosity as to why, specifically stemming from personal experience, and because my curiosity pertained to whether s/he had had a similar experience, a curiosity manifested as a specific question. Because the question as a stand-alone would be bizarre, it was followed by a sentence of exposition. I do think Ruth’s immature, and I think you need to lace up your big-boy boots as well and see that this isn’t a flex-athon to see who’s got the bigger biceps. 🙂

          • Stara
            Stara
            June 13, 2013 at 12:04 am | #

            Haha, damn, I realized while I was re-reading the comments, trying to get where you’re getting your reaction from, that your empathy comment was probably directed more at Ruth than at Geminia.

            Nah dude. I’ve built a small profession out of interrupting my Bachelor’s-earning-route with annual hospitalization and really, I’ve met folks. They’ve got their shit together, and I’ve got my shit together. Ruth doesn’t, which is her character, but it’s kinda childish and I can appreciate the characterization while having it paralyze my sympathy for her. I suppose therapy would be immensely helpful and she appears to be lacking it, but I’m not going to go there since discussion can branch out a lot from that point.

  51. Howling Banana
    Howling Banana
    June 12, 2013 at 1:53 pm | #

    Hoo…welp, that’s a bag full o’ issues, and no mistake!

    But still saying the best ending here is ‘and then they banged.’

  52. WikiDreamer
    WikiDreamer
    June 12, 2013 at 3:00 pm | #

    Is it bad that I’m glad they’re bonding, even it seems to be for all the wrong reasons?

    • Notebooked
      Notebooked
      June 12, 2013 at 6:23 pm | #

      I’m just glad they’re having a conversation where nobody’s being punched or is punching.

      (I vaguely recognize that avatar…hmm.)

  53. Roborat
    Roborat
    June 12, 2013 at 7:18 pm | #

    Wow, I was expecting some kind of reveal, but nothing I came up with was anywhere near that. So, with that origin story, is she Batman, except fighting drunk drivers instead of the Joker? But then she fell in love with her arch nemesis and is falling to the dark side (alcoholism).

  54. Memyself
    Memyself
    June 12, 2013 at 7:25 pm | #

    Willis: Have you ever lost anyone in a DUI related car accident? You really nail the emotions solidly. This is amazing work… but sooooo hard to read sometimes.

  55. Jay
    Jay
    June 12, 2013 at 7:47 pm | #

    D’:
    Damn… I almost need a drink too now

  56. Kryss LaBryn
    Kryss LaBryn
    July 7, 2015 at 8:44 pm | #

    Hey, incidentally, Willis, I’ve always loved that last panel. Fantastically well-done proportions on their bodies. Thanks!

Who should be the default doodle for Book 14?

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...
  • Polls Archive
CONVENTION APPEARANCES


May 3, 2025 - FCBD @ Laughing Ogre Comics in Columbus, Ohio

©2010-2025 Dumbing of Age | Powered by WordPress with ComicPress | Subscribe: RSS | Privacy Policy | Back to Top ↑