WALKY, THAT IS NOT SAL. YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO TALK TO HER.
Haha I was gonna yell at him about Sal and thought that seemed too negative, then BEATEN ANYWAY
Sal is out tooling around on her sweet ride; Walky needs to practice on his girlfriend in the meantime.
And if it works on Dotty, he will try it out on Sal?
I smell a ‘cest fanfic in the works.
…Not sure if want.
It’d be like genderbent masturbation.
Twincest is a disturbingly popular fanfic subgenre after all.
Because go fuck yourself has been deeply engrained in the public subconscious.
especially given what Walky said a few comics ago….. O_o
….damn my brain for wondering what such a thing would smell LIKE, and damn you inspiring the question in the first place.
My brain is a mysterious & scary place, it’s just as well that psychics don’t really exist or their mental health would be at risk.
To be fair, this might be Walky’s way of “trying to put some effort towards the stuff he gets dropped in his lap,” as Billie put it a few strips ago.
I think he’s trying to get Dotty to drop in his lap right now, actually.
Still undeniably positive- Walky’s putting in effort.
Also, if Walky’s started displaying self awareness, he probably knows he’ll screw up that conversation royally. I think he might be turning to Dorothy for some help.
This. I think he’s about to ask what Dorothy’s read on him and Sal is.
I know I’ve turned to a friend who is a third party about a sibling thing before.
Don’t ruin the moment
Funny. My wife was just bugging me about not getting her flowers.
It’s a sign to get the wife some flowers.
You fool, that’s falling into her trap! Buy her flowers now, and you’ll hear nothing but how she has to ask you for flowers, for months. Be smart, buy her chocolates. Or a car. Flowers next month.
Get her flowers.
You might need to step it up a notch and get her a bouquet of puppies.
Puppies, the bouquet that waters YOU.
This. This so hard
Flood her with flowers, so she’ll never ask you again.
Some wives ask for flowers. Mrs. Animal asks for ammo.
Some wives ask for Guns and Roses.
Buy her some seeds and a bag of fertilizer.
99% chance this is leading to sex
I assume that 1% is that it’ll lead to a drag race.
.9%, you mean.
There’s that .1% chance it may lead to both.
.9%: Drag race
.09%: Sex, then drag race
.009%: Drag race, then sex
.001%: Sex and drag race SIMULTANEOUSLY
The great Faz will graph these numbers and apply them to his own (hopefully soon to be) glorious sex life.
Hey! A thing on the internet that actually made me laugh. Congratufuckinglations.
appropriate gravatar is appropriate
and by drag-race, you mean taking off your pants and dragging your ass on the carpet like a dog right?
Is that how people are having sex these days? Damn it porn you’ve lied to me once again!
I sense a DoA/Mario Kart crossover.
…I don’t know what it says about me that I’ve already gone from imagining the DoA cast dragging their asses on a go-kart track to pondering who to cast as Lakitu.
Camera Phone Guy from last week.
You forgotten the possibility that it’ll lead to sex in drag.
That doesn’t look like cheese to me =o
I wouldn’t be so sure, according to GIS, “cheese flowers” are a thing.
“Behold, the power of Cheese.”
That power being shapeshifting into a lovely bouquet.
I wrestled these away from a Cheese Shogun.
With the help of the Kids Next Door I presume?
Gouda know that people still remember the Kids Next Door.
What a friend we have in Cheeses.
“You got a friend in bree”
Oh Camembert faithful, joyful and triumphant…
You keep singin’ your cheese hymns and I’ll just keep firing back with cheese-based Randy Newman puns.
I’m a little Swiss-picious of these puns myself.
Mmmm… Liquid gold.
Damn mathematicians answer!!!!
OMG FLOUR FLOWERS.
You practice grabbing doorknobs? OH MY!
How else will he qualify for nationals?
Next you be telling me that it will be a new Olympic sport.
What do you mean “Will be”? It’s been one since ’98!
’98? so it’s already a Winter Olympic sport then.
Well you can’t do it in the summer, can you?
You may only grab knobs during the winter, but around here it’s an all-weather event.
You must be Canadian.
You obviously don’t watch ‘Archer’.
Not yet, but we need a good 300,000 more signatures to get it to the 2024 games.
It’s not easy, being cheesy. At least this kind of cheesy, for Walky.
I’m glad I wasn’t the only who had this come to mind.
I knew I wasn’t the only one who answers yes to multiple choice questions. Chew on THAT, Arkantos.
He dressed nice for her too. He specifically made sure to only eat junk food that was the same color as his shirt, so the stains blend in.
And they say chivalry is dead.
Chivalry is dead? Alert his next of kin.
Chivalry is pre-deceased by Bushido. The French Foreign Legion’s Code d’Honneur will give the eulogy.
He had a soulstone. No problem.
Looks like a big piece of temaki sushi. Mmmmmmm…
Holy crap, you’re right.
Well now it’s after midnight and I want sushi.
Do you have service stations with things like 24hr bakery/Subway/sushi shops nearby?
No. Only good sushi place around won’t open for 8 hours.
Damn it all.
While it might change in the future, so far here in Oz, 24hr sushi places are still somewhat uncommon, 24hr Subways on the otherhand are much easier to find.
You just need to learn to make your own. That was my solution to “why are all of the good sushi places closed?” sushi cravings and it’s worked out quite well for me. ^^
But you’re a time lord! Time travel, maybe?
Man. I would LOVE a bouqet of Giant Sushi.
Like this one?:
Damn you, damn all of you to hell. I just had lunch, and now I’m craving sushi anyway.
Fortunately for me, I am getting ready to go get lunch, and I’m thinking sushi is on the menu!
Normally, the only cheesy stuff he deals with is cheese puffs.
A bouquet of nachitos would be more likely than this.
Best answer, Dorothy.
Not the girl you’re supposed to be talking to.
The other one is on a motor powered bicycle riding many miles faster than Walky’s top speed.
But is it faster than Walkyverse!Robin’s top speed?
Ah, the longing for a crossover between the two DeSanto families is painful. I think Roz is the only one close to the same age in both.
That doesn’t sound right. By this point Roz must have graduated because they mentioned her being in school years ago. Plus her younger sister has a toddler.
Fire up the Cosmic Treadmill for Crisis on Infinite Willis Comics
Oh no, I appear to be dying of overexposure to cuteness. Huh.
We did need a break from all the Joyce/Amber awkwardness after all.
Yes to nice or yes to cheesy? Or both?
Avatar win of the day right here
Tied with ‘Whatever’ at 12:01 I’d say.
Hmmm, now I need to figure out how to make “knockity” with my fists :/
I imagine you do it by hitting the door with your knuckles, then quickly tapping it with your fingertips.
Don’t worry. I’m black. We know how to beat rhythms on doors.
MR WILLIS, you have a door knob fetish, sir!
A well polished one at that.
He loves drawing characters grabbing knobs!
You could say he a-DOORS it.
Boy you guys really opened the door for Yotomoe on that one.
Here’s hoping. ^_^
Relax dude, I’m sure we can handle it.
Not like anything hinges on a lack of puns here.
Guess we found the key to his passion.
Maybe Willis is somehow distantly related to Aunt Clara.
Or Anna Twombly.
What? I have little kids, leave me alone.
What brought on this sudden display of courtly manners, Walkerton?
Enlightened Self Interest.
This is where Walky discovers that Dorothy has serious allergies.
Lactose intolerance to cheese flowers.
That would be funny as hell.
Ah… ahh… Gneep!
Ah, a QC reference. Good to know I am not the only one who loves QC almost as much as DOA. My morning is usually Diesel Sweeties, Short packed, Girls with Slingshots, Girl Genius (on hiatus), Questionable Content and, saving the best for last, DOA.
Woah, Girl Genius is on hiatus? After who knows how many years? (I got sick of them being in the same castle for 3 years so I stopped reading a while ago… Several years ago… But I keep meaning to catch up.)
Swap out Girl Genius for Gunnerkrigg Court and Diesel Sweeties for Octopus Pie and we follow the same comics.
Foglios are on a … vacation? … and they have a stand-in (Chris Baldwin) “illustrating for the very first radio show they ever did”.
That’s not really a hiatus. It’s not even a filler.
Kladeos…are you me?? Though Octopus Pie has been pretty sporadic lately so I don’t check it everyday.
KNOCKITY-KNOCK he even knocks adorably wow
A much needed positive page in this comic,
Next page will be Amber carrying Sal’s dead body and looking for a place to hide it.
We called this Velveeta, cheese smooth.
Both. You need to seriously clean the Nachito dust off your fingers.
True story: I was once leaving a friend’s house with a bunch of other people. Thinking I was the last out the door, I reached back, without looking, to grab the doorknob and close the door behind me.
But what I grabbed was her boyfriend’s crotch. Oops.
My Walky, I am actually proud of you, no matter if it’s cheesy you can feel the effort
From the title and a glance at the characters involved, I genuinely thought the bouquet was going to have nachitos in it or something similar.
This is good. This is progress, at any rate. He is growing up.
“Knockity-knock.” I can’t recall if other characters make that sound when they knock, but somehow it just fits Walky.
So is someone avoiding their sister?
He might ask her for advice.
Think that most all of the statements in this thread have truth in them.
Walky is practicing on Dorothy by bringing her flowers to soften her up so she will help him with figuring out how to talk to Sal who is off diddyboppin’ with her buddy and at the same time, he’s learning how to be ‘a gentlemen’, which is in his case means, cheese free shirted.
You forgot to include the drag race.
Never forget the drag race.
Guys, Sal is both pissed at him and took off on her motorcycle, he can’t go talk to her now.
I was going to make a joke about how long it would take somebody to find some way to get upset about this strip, but, after reading the comments already here, I guess I underestimated the DoA fanbase’s ability to get upset about things…
I, for one, am upset by the notable lack of Optimus Prime.
Where’s the Monkey Master figure?!
Would you believe that I’m taking notes right now?
I am doing the exact same thing.
Completely different clothes from before. Time compression … or secret shapeshifter plot? I think the answer is clear.
“Here, my new-love-interest. Have sex organs severed from a wide variety of species. I will totally disregard the possibility that it might give you ideas!”
You had to have Walky as you Avatar? I can honestly see him saying this now.
Did he change hoodies?
Is the hovertext a challenge to all image manipulators to replace the doorknobs with penises?
D’aaaaawwww, our little Walky is growing up!
The penis doorknob was used in Oglaf… its NSFW so google it
All together now: Awwwww!!
The girls are extra cleavage-y this chapter.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Sageress and Rex Hondo have another ally?
We are everywhere…
Looks at over text:
Is that what they are calling it now?
This is exactly how I feel when I try to do something nice for my girlfriend. Maybe my gravatar is more appropriate than I’d like to admit.
I never imagine Walky’s voice the same way twice. Sometimes I imagine it as high-pitched, sort of whiny, other times as a lower bass voice.
Cragalanch reads everything in Morgan Freeman’s voice
I’ve always heard it in my head as sort of a very young voice, almost teenage, mainly because of how he talks.
The knobs, they must be polished
A Wizard’s staff has a knob on the end
+1 for the Discworld reference.
Suggestion – I recall you drawing a lot of doorknob grabbings. If you can find them, tag the requisite strips (including this one) with “doorknob.”
It’s the only way to be sure.
Guys I have a question, how old is Joyce in It’s Joyce and Walky! ?
QUESTIONS ABOUT It’s Joyce and Walky! AND OTHER SUCH OUT-OF-UNIVERSE COMICS ARE VERBOTIN!
In other words… you’ll have to ask someone else.
She was born in 1979, so it depends on which year of J&W! you’re talking about.
Yeah, I guess the creator of the comic would be a reasonable person to ask.
I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that we commented within a minute of each other.
Not some sort of conspiracy involving government surveillance.
Or maybe it was aliens?
*Twilight Zone theme*
I noticed somebody with the name “Jumpydoll” and I give that reference all the thumbs up.
“Yes” XDXDXD Nice one, Doroty.
Thats real puppy love
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