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September 18, 2023

Someone

by David M Willis on January 26, 2014 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - The Only Dope For Me Is You

└ Tags: amazi-girl, blaine, danny

Discussion (430) ¬

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  1. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    January 26, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Time to die.

    • Goat
      Goat
      January 26, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

      My name is Amber. You are my father. Prepare to die.

      • David Herbert
        David Herbert
        January 26, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

        Inconceivable.

        • Tunaro
          Tunaro
          January 26, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

          You use that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

          • Mr. Random
            Mr. Random
            January 26, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

            in·con·ceiv·a·ble
            ˌinkənˈsēvəbəl/
            adjective
            1.
            not capable of being imagined or grasped mentally; unbelievable.
            “it seemed inconceivable that the president had been unaware of what was going on”
            synonyms: unbelievable, beyond belief, incredible, unthinkable, unimaginable, extremely unlikely; More
            antonyms: likely

            • Badeyes
              Badeyes
              January 26, 2014 at 12:47 am | #

              How not random. Name fail.

              • RandomRedMage
                RandomRedMage
                January 26, 2014 at 1:16 am | #

                Randomness can not be forced, it must be felt. you much channel the ranfom with utmost care, much like arcane energies, the random fluctuates and like a tide ebbs and flows. Feel the random, be the random.

              • Mr. Random
                Mr. Random
                January 26, 2014 at 3:33 am | #

                To be random is not to be a constant non sequitur. To be random, one must follow every pattern, and none. True chaos is a picture of order as it’s pattern is the reverse of order. To be random, one must use every tangent as a pathway, every reference as an offshoot, every typo as a lead in to a second and fourth reference to a story that has no relevancy to the current plot of any conversation! To be random is to divert attention. To push it further away then before. If a definition can push a thread of a web into an abyss, then it shall be so.
                Cheese monkeys.

                • JA
                  JA
                  January 26, 2014 at 5:23 am | #

                  Banana curds.

                • Nik
                  Nik
                  January 26, 2014 at 6:49 am | #

                  I just skipped to the end of your paragraph about randomness to see what trochee thingy you were going to use.

                • Malebranche
                  Malebranche
                  January 26, 2014 at 5:35 pm | #

                  I see your cheese monkey and raise you one sand ostrich.

              • nekobawt
                nekobawt
                January 26, 2014 at 8:44 am | #

                even a random clock is right…uh…somewhere between 1 and 86,400 times a day. maybe.

                • Cattus
                  Cattus
                  January 26, 2014 at 12:53 pm | #

                  Nope – a random clock will likely be incorrect all the time. Assuming we are talking about the clock being totally random every second of the day – that’s 86,400 random times (or instances) per day. Therefore a clock that is random every second has a 1 in 86,400 chance of being correct any given second of the day, or a 1 in 237 chance of being correct once per year.

                • Mr. Random
                  Mr. Random
                  January 26, 2014 at 10:41 pm | #

                  Well, no. It has a greater chance than that. Specifically 1-((1/86400)^86400) each day. Which equals… Something that is very nearly equal to one. So, yes. A random clock is very likely to be right at least once a day.

                • Mr. Random
                  Mr. Random
                  January 26, 2014 at 10:43 pm | #

                  My input was wrong. 1-((86399/86400)^86400). It equals. 63.21235118% still pretty likely though.

                • Opus the Poet
                  Opus the Poet
                  January 26, 2014 at 10:49 pm | #

                  Math was wrong there, that’s 1 in 7464960000 because the clock picks the random number at random times, so it has a 1/86400 chance of being right 1/86400 times. Two random odds multiply.

                • Mr. Random
                  Mr. Random
                  January 30, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

                  Actually, my second attempt is correct, because we’re assuming it changes every second. If you assume it changes every random number of seconds, it actually makes more sense to use a second by second model, stating that the number was the exact same as the last one. Using a random interval model actually makes it harder to predict, as we’d need formula for exactly when it would randomly change. For instance, it would have a Uniform chance of changing for every second.
                  By this I mean there is an equal chance of the random clock staying on the same second for the entire day, as there is for it staying on the same second for exactly twenty three seconds.
                  The thing is, that when you collect all of these possibilities, you still have to account for what second the clock shows, and what second it actually is.
                  This means that no matter what happens, there are always 86399 seconds that do not match up with what the true time is. And the chance of it still not hitting that second is going to be repeated 86400. Once for every second of the day.
                  My point is, that it doesn’t matter if the clock changes at random intervals.
                  The chance of any one second getting hit twice in a row is 1 in 7464960000, but since the actual time changes, there’s still a 1/86400 chance that it is correct.

                  The probability it’s right AT LEAST once, is going to be 63.212%
                  Trust me on this.
                  I know math.

            • Dude
              Dude
              January 26, 2014 at 11:07 am | #

              Are you new here? This is entirely conceivable in this universe.

              • Gadalia
                Gadalia
                January 26, 2014 at 2:11 pm | #

                Are you new to Princess Bride references?

        • maxyai
          maxyai
          January 26, 2014 at 1:50 am | #

          Princess Bride! Squeee!
          I believe you meant to say “Incontheivable”

          • Bill
            Bill
            January 26, 2014 at 4:00 am | #

            That is a perfect avatar for that comment, too.

      • Historyman68
        Historyman68
        January 26, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

        A+

      • LS
        LS
        January 26, 2014 at 11:36 am | #

        “You must be that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago. It’s simply incredible. Have you been chasing me your whole life only to fail now? I think that’s the worst thing I ever heard. How marvelous.” – Count Rugen

        • Bill
          Bill
          January 26, 2014 at 3:26 pm | #

          “You know, it’s very strange.  I have been in the Amazi-Girl business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”

          • Karma Aster
            Karma Aster
            January 26, 2014 at 4:21 pm | #

            Well, she would make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      January 26, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

      Slowly and painfully. With much complaining and gnashing of teeth.

    • Tunaro
      Tunaro
      January 26, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      First thing that popped inta my head was Mike Meyers holding a shovel. God only knows why.

      • Kelly
        Kelly
        January 26, 2014 at 12:50 am | #

        http://www.noise11.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Austin-Powers.jpg ?

        • nekobawt
          nekobawt
          January 26, 2014 at 8:48 am | #

          or maybe http://i500.listal.com/image/2804914/500full.jpg

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      January 26, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

      Woah, I got Arkham City flashbacks.

    • Emily
      Emily
      January 26, 2014 at 12:37 am | #

      Like tears in rain.

      • lejwocky
        lejwocky
        January 26, 2014 at 2:17 am | #

        *dove*

        • Gaff
          Gaff
          January 26, 2014 at 5:07 am | #

          It’s too bad she won’t live. But then again who does?

  2. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    January 26, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    “Who’s that?”
    “It’s this biker chick I met.”

    • Aeron
      Aeron
      January 26, 2014 at 3:27 am | #

      “Hey, when do you think you can give me my DS back?”

    • TPman
      TPman
      January 26, 2014 at 1:47 pm | #

      “You think she knows where Amber is?”
      “Hey Sal! Do you know where Amber is? Her dad’s looking for her!”

      • Bratty Roger
        Bratty Roger
        May 16, 2016 at 12:36 pm | #

        👍

  3. Phil
    Phil
    January 26, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Well, this is gonna end well…

  4. Tunaro
    Tunaro
    January 26, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Even with this Danny prob’ly still won’t put 2 n’ 2 together.

    • etybolik
      etybolik
      January 26, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      “Amber, are you cosplaying as Amazi-Girl? Awesome job!”

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        January 26, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

        Amber? Why are you dressed up like Amazi-Girl?

        • Tom T.
          Tom T.
          January 26, 2014 at 11:10 am | #

          This happened to Peter Parker early on.

    • Aulayan
      Aulayan
      January 26, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

      Amazi-Girl’s mask gets ripped off

      Danny: “Amber? Why do you have an Amazi-Girl costume on? She’ll get angry at you for impersonating her!”

      • Aulayan
        Aulayan
        January 26, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

        Ninja’d! Somehow by 8 minutes! That’s amazing.

    • Jon P
      Jon P
      January 26, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

      “Amazi-Girl? How do you know Amber’s dad?”

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        January 26, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

        “Because she is Amber, you moron!”
        -Danny pulls out a gun- “Was”

        • LBD "Nytetrayn"
          LBD "Nytetrayn"
          January 26, 2014 at 12:50 am | #

          Thank you. That’s the exact part I was thinking of.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      January 26, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

      Are you here to return my game?

    • Paul
      Paul
      January 26, 2014 at 12:36 am | #

      He’s in the handicapped parking spot.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        January 27, 2014 at 4:55 pm | #

        Cue Joe Piscopo in Johnny Dangerously.

  5. Geminia999
    Geminia999
    January 26, 2014 at 12:01 am | #

    Well Willis, it seems like he’ll need that handicap sticker after this encounter, time for some femurs 😀

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      January 26, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      How convenient that he’s at AAA, too

    • thecanvashat
      thecanvashat
      January 26, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      I don’t think he’ll have a car left to put it in.

    • Tunaro
      Tunaro
      January 26, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

      I’m rooting for compound spinal fractures and traction. Here’s hoping she’s gonna go Bane on his ass.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        January 26, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

        Bane the Blaine. That’s the name of the game. Put that douche in a ton of pain.

        • 0kami
          0kami
          January 26, 2014 at 6:54 am | #

          These next few panels will be extremely painful…

          … for him.

    • Dude
      Dude
      January 26, 2014 at 11:08 am | #

      Willis has shown he has no problem with drawing explicit sex, now let’s see how he feels about extreme violence (and wait for it to come out on Slipshine).

      • Dorsilus
        Dorsilus
        January 26, 2014 at 11:26 am | #

        “Amber performs a beating”

        • Opus the Poet
          Opus the Poet
          January 26, 2014 at 9:25 pm | #

          No, Amazi-Girl performs a femur removal and beats blain over the head with them. With extra blood for no reason in particular.

  6. Omnithea
    Omnithea
    January 26, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Great. Now she’s going to have issues *and* pneumonia.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      January 26, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

      I got 99 problems and pneumonia’s one. I also have a problem with the man who decided how pneumonia’s spelled. I can deal with that silent P. But what kind of sadistic asshole puts two vowels next to each other?

      • Badeyes
        Badeyes
        January 26, 2014 at 12:50 am | #

        Apparently you be one of them…

      • Reltzik
        Reltzik
        January 26, 2014 at 4:15 am | #

        Actually, “you” is the result of some sadistic asshole who put THREE vowels next to each other. You’re looking for the people behind “each”, who are Germans.

        Actually, pneumonia’s from a Greco-Roman root, IIRC, but it came to England from France. BLAME THE FRENCH!

        • Kai
          Kai
          January 26, 2014 at 4:43 am | #

          As a german, I was a bit irritated by your first paragraph. But I’m perfectly fine with BLAME THE FRENCH! 😉

          • Bill
            Bill
            January 26, 2014 at 3:29 pm | #

            B L A M E   C A N A D A !!
            (They’re part French, aren’t they?)

        • CianM1301
          CianM1301
          January 26, 2014 at 6:20 am | #

          I thought the vowels were A, E, I, O and U? Since when was Y a vowel?

          • hof1991
            hof1991
            January 26, 2014 at 8:33 am | #

            It a vowel some thyme.

          • JK
            JK
            January 26, 2014 at 8:56 am | #

            sometimes y! (as in try, cry, sty, fry, my, pyre, lyre, myre, syre, byre, and tyre)

            • Lieutenant Dan
              Lieutenant Dan
              January 26, 2014 at 11:02 am | #

              Shy gypsy slyly spryly tryst by my crypt.

        • Dr Paul
          Dr Paul
          January 26, 2014 at 8:30 am | #

          No, if it was German, it would be longer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7F20xIb4kI

          • Croaxleigh
            Croaxleigh
            January 26, 2014 at 11:35 am | #

            And angrier.

          • Kai
            Kai
            January 28, 2014 at 1:40 pm | #

            Or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1pwUsP9QtY

        • Stifyn Baker
          Stifyn Baker
          January 26, 2014 at 5:33 pm | #

          English is basically just German with Latin, Greek, Norse, Goidelic and Brythonic loan words – and with an atypical French grammatical structure awkwardly overlaid on top, and the largest vocabulary of any language on Earth. Have fun, guys.

          • Harry
            Harry
            January 26, 2014 at 9:07 pm | #

            History of English, in 10 minutes

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rexKqvgPVuA

            • Opus the Poet
              Opus the Poet
              January 26, 2014 at 11:04 pm | #

              History of English in One Sentence: English is a language that follows other languages into dark alleys and beats them up for their vocabulary.

              • Dude
                Dude
                January 27, 2014 at 1:06 pm | #

                English is straight up gansta, son. You best come correct.

          • Matthew Davis
            Matthew Davis
            January 26, 2014 at 11:02 pm | #

            No, actually what makes English a Germanic language is that it _doesn’t_ have a French grammatical structure. It has a West Germanic syntax, albeit with a significant loss of declension. It borrows heavily in its lexicon from Latin (in three waves — during Anglo-Saxon times, during the Anglo-French era, and during the late Early Modern) and French. There is also a significant Norse admixture from the Danelaw.

            One way you can tell that English is not French in syntax is that English is always Subject-Verb-Object, but French can be SVO, SOV, or VSO depending on the context.

            I’m going out on a limb for this, but I would suspect part of the strength of English as a language is that it was already weathering a loss of verb and noun endings when the Norse invaded. That simply escalated things, and the introduction of French loanwords finished the process off.

            One thing French probably _is_ responsible for is the shift in stress from always being on the first syllable, since in French words tend to be stressed on the final syllable and the addition of so many words with a different stress structure would shift things.

            • Kai
              Kai
              January 28, 2014 at 3:27 am | #

              What I took from your explanation is mostly:

              BLAME THE FRENCH!

              😉

          • Bill
            Bill
            January 26, 2014 at 11:12 pm | #

            Why shouldn’t English have the largest vocabulary of any language?
            Whenever we’ve seen a word we like in someone else’s language, we helped ourselves to it.

            • Kai
              Kai
              January 28, 2014 at 1:41 pm | #

              Well, then take these:
              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRK694NA6Cc

    • MM
      MM
      January 26, 2014 at 12:59 am | #

      Amazi-Girl is impervious. Period.

  7. chris73
    chris73
    January 26, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    oh hell yes!

  8. Keroshino
    Keroshino
    January 26, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Sombody gonna get hurt…really bad!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      January 26, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      What’cha gonna do, Blaine, when Amazi-Girl runs wild on you?

    • The Weirdo
      The Weirdo
      January 26, 2014 at 12:46 am | #

      … Somebody. I don’t know who.
      But I think you know him pretty well!

  9. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    January 26, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Blaine will probably recognise her, wonder how long it’ll take Danny.

    • Mr K
      Mr K
      January 26, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

      What? Blaine doesn’t even know Sal.

      • Dante
        Dante
        January 26, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

        That joke got seriously old a while ago. >_>

        • John Merklinghaus
          John Merklinghaus
          January 26, 2014 at 2:05 am | #

          Agreed. Danny made that mistake. We should know better than to follow in his footsteps.

          • Robert Paige
            Robert Paige
            January 26, 2014 at 5:58 am | #

            TO be fair: Billie is the one who talked him into his current thinking. Though he’s spent more time around Amber AND Amazi-Girl than Billie did, put together… So, nevermind. Danny’s just a dumbass.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          January 27, 2014 at 4:58 pm | #

          That’s part of the fun, take a joke, and beat it to death, then beat it some more.

  10. thecanvashat
    thecanvashat
    January 26, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Blaine looks so confused.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      January 26, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

      It’s because he called Amber. He has no idea why AMAZI-GIRL is here.

    • John Merklinghaus
      John Merklinghaus
      January 26, 2014 at 2:07 am | #

      I’m pretty sure he knows about Amazi-Girl, was using that information to blackmail her, and doesn’t comprehend why she would risk Danny finding out like this.

      • Bill
        Bill
        January 26, 2014 at 4:09 am | #

        I don’t Blaine has any reason to know or even think that Amber is Amazi-Girl.  He may have had some power/control over Amber as her parent while she was a minor, but the only power he currently has over her is financial in that he could possibly withhold the funds to pay for college — and he has already made veiled threats along those lines.

        • fudo81
          fudo81
          January 26, 2014 at 6:19 am | #

          He’s also threatened her to tell Danny “what kind of little spaz” she is. I guess that’s what John interpreted as him knowing she’s Amazi-Girl, but I’m not sure about it. I don’t know what precisely he was referring to, but it has to be something she doesn’t want Danny to know, since she went from “why don’t you go f…” to “I’ll be there”. Still, that “spaz” thing isn’t the first thing that would come to my mind if I were to blackmail Amber about her secret identity.

          • tyren22
            tyren22
            January 26, 2014 at 11:24 am | #

            I was thinking more along the lines of her “violent behavior towards him,” which he of course would paint in the worst possible light. It’s possible there are similar incidents of aggressive lashing out she’s had in the past that he’d be aware of?

            She did tell Danny she became Amazi-Girl as a way to channel her aggressiveness, which makes me wonder if she “acted out,” so to speak, in other ways before coming up with that.

          • John
            John
            January 26, 2014 at 1:39 pm | #

            I think, if Blaine knows about Amazi-Girl, it’s very unlikely that he thinks of her as a serious thing with a serious secret identity that Amber needs to protect to keep from getting into serious trouble with the law. “Still running around playing childish dress-up games in public, this is what comes of spending all her time reading comic book trash with that faggot,” more likely. Obviously it’s an embarrassing secret that she wouldn’t want her new boyfriend (even if he is a complete imbecile) to find out about, or he’ll know she isn’t cool and stop dating her.

            He doesn’t know that Amazi-Girl is immune to criticism. And he probably thinks she “got lucky” with that uppercut.

            • fudo81
              fudo81
              January 26, 2014 at 5:38 pm | #

              I just recalled his surprise in finding a grappling hook in her closet. It makes me think he knows nothing about Amazi-Girl.

              • Fuzzydaemon
                Fuzzydaemon
                January 26, 2014 at 8:41 pm | #

                This!

              • bibulb
                bibulb
                January 26, 2014 at 10:40 pm | #

                Think about how he reacted – he wasn’t especially SURPRISED, just upset about one more thing she’s spending “his” money on.

          • sps48
            sps48
            January 26, 2014 at 2:00 pm | #

            See, I took her response to Blaine’s threat as the best possible- “Trying to blackmail me? I’ll preempt that myself, then deal with you while I’m at it”.

  11. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    January 26, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    IT CAME FROM MCDONALDS

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      January 26, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

      Sounds like a horrible 50’s B-Movie title.

      • Just Cheeto Dust
        Just Cheeto Dust
        January 26, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

        Or an awesome retro poster.

        • Mr. Random
          Mr. Random
          January 26, 2014 at 3:37 am | #

          Despite how horrible, or because, i would buy both.

          • Seerow
            Seerow
            January 26, 2014 at 3:48 pm | #

            And then go buy 20 mcnuggets, because McDonalds.

    • Kiggy
      Kiggy
      January 26, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

      Panels 3 & 4 by themselves are beggin’ for some “Caption This” action.

    • Glynvel
      Glynvel
      January 26, 2014 at 1:59 am | #

      Sounds like something I’d say after a fast-food induced bathroom trip.

    • Wren
      Wren
      January 26, 2014 at 5:08 am | #

      Just make into a grindhouse feature with this intro http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P51cMstawuc
      with Amazi-Girl going crazy grindhouse style.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42dIAt2-VpM

    • Fuzzydaemon
      Fuzzydaemon
      January 26, 2014 at 5:09 am | #

      Giggles.

    • Crumplepunch
      Crumplepunch
      January 26, 2014 at 8:51 am | #

      Halloween spooky McNuggets?

  12. Ongion
    Ongion
    January 26, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Please please please please PLEASE. Danny can’t POSSIBLY be that stupid THIS time around!

    …Right?

    • Kiggy
      Kiggy
      January 26, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

      I . . . .

      *ponders*

      I better leave this to Willis.
      “Thy Willis Be Done”

    • buckybone
      buckybone
      January 26, 2014 at 1:02 am | #

      It’s Danny. Never underestimate his obliviousness.

  13. Mr K
    Mr K
    January 26, 2014 at 12:02 am | #

    Faz’ll beat up Blaine for leaving him tied up. Literally.

    • Lilith
      Lilith
      January 26, 2014 at 4:26 am | #

      So Faz is Amazi-Girl? I did not see that coming…

  14. The Meek Ninja
    The Meek Ninja
    January 26, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    “Yea, though I walk through the parking lot of death, I shall fear no Blaine, for I am the baddest motherfucker there.”

    • Kiggy
      Kiggy
      January 26, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

      ^^^This ^^^^

      • Kelly
        Kelly
        January 26, 2014 at 12:53 am | #

        Seconded!

  15. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    January 26, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Shouldn’t the rain be steaming off of her from the sheer fury?

    • Bill
      Bill
      January 26, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

      Actually it looks like the rain is just … dematerializing about a half-inch before it heads her head.  Which is even more awesome.

      • KingMabel
        KingMabel
        January 26, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

        The weather can’t stop her now. The rage is too real…

        • Kiggy
          Kiggy
          January 26, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

          Enough to send the polar vortex back home.

          • Tunaro
            Tunaro
            January 26, 2014 at 12:56 am | #

            Fuck Old Man Winter. Fuck him right in the frozen shithole that he’s turned the Midwest into.

          • MM
            MM
            January 26, 2014 at 1:00 am | #

            The cold never bothered her anyway.

            • Kiggy
              Kiggy
              January 26, 2014 at 1:27 am | #

              Nice. Not to mention the big fanboy crush on Elsa I have right now.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          January 26, 2014 at 12:35 am | #

          The rain just…ceases to be when it gets in her vacinity. She has become Anti-matter.

          • KingMabel
            KingMabel
            January 26, 2014 at 12:43 am | #

            More like Amazi-matter

          • The Candyman
            The Candyman
            January 26, 2014 at 8:54 am | #

            If that were the case, everything around her would be exploding, all the time.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          January 27, 2014 at 5:00 pm | #

          Yup, she is so angry the water is vapourizing before it hits her head.

  16. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    January 26, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Yeah, Judgment is coming.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      January 26, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

      Violence is coming.

      • Mason Kramer
        Mason Kramer
        January 26, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

        Winter is coming.

        • Lokitsu
          Lokitsu
          January 26, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

          Walky and Dorothy are coming

          • Aizat
            Aizat
            January 26, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

            Brakkus is coming.

            • lejwocky
              lejwocky
              January 26, 2014 at 2:19 am | #

              A storm is coming.

          • maxlines
            maxlines
            January 26, 2014 at 3:10 pm | #

            They already came!

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      January 26, 2014 at 4:17 am | #

      Midterms are coming.

      …. what? We forgot that we were supposed to be studying amidst all this drama? CRAP!

  17. someguywithakatana
    someguywithakatana
    January 26, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    Ask not for whom the bell tolls.

  18. Ugakicka
    Ugakicka
    January 26, 2014 at 12:03 am | #

    This will not be pretty.

  19. John
    John
    January 26, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    Sitting in the handicapped parking spot in your nice dry car and making your daughter walk in the pouring rain to meet you is totally what caring fathers do!

    Danny, how fucking dense are you?

  20. Aizat
    Aizat
    January 26, 2014 at 12:04 am | #

    I’ll just post this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1NN9rnNpEQ

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      January 26, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      *whistles*

      • Just Cheeto Dust
        Just Cheeto Dust
        January 26, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

        The role of Buck will be played by Faz.

    • Lokitsu
      Lokitsu
      January 26, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

      http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qd_7Bnxblo4

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        January 26, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ

        • Just Cheeto Dust
          Just Cheeto Dust
          January 26, 2014 at 1:05 am | #

          I’m sure I’m doing this wrong. Whatever.

          • Mal
            Mal
            January 26, 2014 at 3:13 pm | #

            You could have done worse.

    • Tunaro
      Tunaro
      January 26, 2014 at 2:53 am | #

      Try this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5nB2OJnCko

      • CthulhuPanda36
        CthulhuPanda36
        January 26, 2014 at 10:04 am | #

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCw_aAS7vWI

  21. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    January 26, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Actual reaction: Aw, shit. Shitshitshit… [etc, etc.]

    • AgentKeen
      AgentKeen
      January 26, 2014 at 12:46 am | #

      I mean, there’s no way this can end well really. Blaine isn’t going to fall for the mask, and if she lays one finger on him, he’ll have firepower to get her kicked out of school.

      The funny (but not really) way for it to go is Danny trying to say “Well, that’s not Amber, it’s this smoking, hot girl I met today” and Sal gets in trouble for it and Amber has to go through some existential crisis of doing the right thing, or doing what would both punish the convenience store robber and save her own ass.

      -goes back to muttering ‘shit’ under my breath until tomorrow night-

      • QuantaCat
        QuantaCat
        January 26, 2014 at 2:34 am | #

        Its only a problem if there are witnesses left alive.

      • Mollyscribbles
        Mollyscribbles
        January 26, 2014 at 11:09 am | #

        Unless Sal has witnesses who can place her elsewhere at the time, making Danny go “If it wasn’t Sal, then who was it?” and because he’s oblivious and the only other witness to the incident is in a coma with multiple fractures, no charges are laid.

      • tyren22
        tyren22
        January 26, 2014 at 11:27 am | #

        “and if she lays one finger on him, he’ll have firepower to get her kicked out of school.”

        How is this more true now than it was when she punched the hell out of him in her dorm room? Am I forgetting something?

        • sps48
          sps48
          January 26, 2014 at 2:03 pm | #

          He was menacing her, and trespassing. She might be at fault technically, but what DA would think a jury would convict for that?

          • Jen Aside
            Jen Aside
            January 26, 2014 at 4:12 pm | #

            An estimated 90% of daughters punching their abusive fathers in the faces goes unreported

        • AgentKeen
          AgentKeen
          January 26, 2014 at 11:01 pm | #

          True, but this isn’t in a place he isn’t allowed and she came to him. Plus, that just means he can argue it’s a pattern for her and not just a one-time act of emotion.

  22. nick
    nick
    January 26, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER

    • Just Cheeto Dust
      Just Cheeto Dust
      January 26, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

      I like to think that she would break a car window before knocking on the glass.

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        January 26, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

        Well, she breaks the window, grabs Blaine and then say “Knock knock!”

    • Chase
      Chase
      January 26, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

      Amber is the one who knocks!

      • Lieutenant Dan
        Lieutenant Dan
        January 26, 2014 at 11:09 am | #

        She will knock four times.

        • Bill
          Bill
          January 26, 2014 at 3:55 pm | #

          *knock knock knock*
          “Danny?”
          *knock knock knock*
          “Danny?”
          *knock knock knock”
          “Danny?”

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      January 26, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

      Amber is secretly 50 cent.

    • John
      John
      January 26, 2014 at 12:49 am | #

      “KNOCK KNOCK!”
      “Uh… who’s there?”
      “Interrupting superhero.”
      “… Interrupting su-” *WHAM*

  23. Dabbub
    Dabbub
    January 26, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    She should get out of the Blaine

  24. chris73
    chris73
    January 26, 2014 at 12:05 am | #

    Hey Blaine be careful what you wish for…

  25. Nevermaker
    Nevermaker
    January 26, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    I don’t know about you guys, but I have this feeling that everything is going to be okay. Don’t you think so?

    • Spliced
      Spliced
      January 26, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

      I have a feeling we won’t know and Willis is gonna leave us all hanging.

      • The Meek Ninja
        The Meek Ninja
        January 26, 2014 at 12:14 am | #

        If a fountain of blood covers the next strip, we’ll know what happened.

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        January 26, 2014 at 9:35 pm | #

        Yep, tomorrow we shift to Dina reading dinosaur romance (It’s a thing! http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/so-theres-an-author-on-amazon-who-writes-erotic-novels-about http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/10-real-book-covers-from-dinosaur-on-human-sex-novels/ )

        • Bill
          Bill
          January 26, 2014 at 11:28 pm | #

          Rule 34 in action.

    • Bill
      Bill
      January 26, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

      Yesterday (the 25th) was Opposite Day.

  26. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    January 26, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    All right. In all seriousness. Things are gonna get bad. There is literally no way, other than deus ex macina, for this to end well.

    • Mr K
      Mr K
      January 26, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

      Blaine Gets shot. Then Faz comes out with a smoking gun:
      “That is for forgetting the mighty Faz”.

      • Mr. Random
        Mr. Random
        January 26, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

        While plausible, that’s still a deus ex machina in my book.

        • LiaHansen
          LiaHansen
          January 26, 2014 at 12:52 am | #

          *Faz shoots you*

          “That is for diminishing the mighty Faz’s only significant plot point.”

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      January 26, 2014 at 12:39 am | #

      They all have a delicious Mcdonalds dinner with each other and forget their worries.
      (Which probably counts as Deus Ex Machina because a “good Mcdonalds dinner” is a myth).

      • Nakari
        Nakari
        January 26, 2014 at 1:47 am | #

        I don’t know.. After slowly walking in the rain, rage seeping from my very pores, dogs howling in terror as I pass.. A McGangbang is pretty damn good. It’s how I spend every Tuesday night. Might be awkward to eat a McGangbang with ones father, though.

  27. Casey
    Casey
    January 26, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    “and you shall know my name is Amazi-girl when I lay my vengeance upon the”

  28. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    January 26, 2014 at 12:06 am | #

    Ask not for whom the doom comes.

    It comes for thee.

  29. Spliced
    Spliced
    January 26, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    My God.

    • Spliced
      Spliced
      January 26, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

      man, my avatar is terrible for getting across the seriousness I was going for 🙁

      • MM
        MM
        January 26, 2014 at 1:01 am | #

        Is it a clockwork lemon? That could work.

        • MM
          MM
          January 26, 2014 at 1:01 am | #

          Combustible, not clockwork. Sorry. Too much Girl Genius.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      January 26, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

      Sometimes, a smile is a lot scarier than a scowl.

      • Spliced
        Spliced
        January 26, 2014 at 3:49 am | #

        Thanks for trying to make me feel better guys, but no, it’s just a cartoon lemon that looks on the bright side. Not a fear lemon. But oh well, such is life.

        • moby
          moby
          January 26, 2014 at 5:59 am | #

          When life gives you smiling lemons…compromise with frowning melons

          • Gamaran Sepudomyn
            Gamaran Sepudomyn
            January 26, 2014 at 7:40 am | #

            When life gives you lemons, use them to make the batteries to power your hand-held death rays.

            • Batman
              Batman
              January 26, 2014 at 10:08 am | #

              When life gives you lemons, give them back! Don’t take any stinkin’ lemons from life! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! Burn life’s house down! With lemons!

              • Seerow
                Seerow
                January 26, 2014 at 3:52 pm | #

                Sorry Batman, you are no Cave Johnson

  30. The Candyman
    The Candyman
    January 26, 2014 at 12:07 am | #

    I wonder how much the mood would change if it was actually a beautiful day outside with birds singing and people present.

    • Spliced
      Spliced
      January 26, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

      Unlike my avatar, your Questioning Eagle is just right for your feelings.

    • Cybersnark
      Cybersnark
      January 26, 2014 at 9:20 am | #

      It’s a brand new day,
      And the sun is high.
      All the birds are singing,
      ‘Cause you’re gonna die.

      • Mollyscribbles
        Mollyscribbles
        January 26, 2014 at 11:14 am | #

        How I hesitated,
        Now I wonder why
        It’s a brand new day

        It’s a brand new me,
        I’ve got no remorse
        Now the water’s rising
        But I know the course
        I’m gonna shock the world
        Gonna punch with force
        It’s a brand new day

        • Karma Aster
          Karma Aster
          January 26, 2014 at 4:32 pm | #

          And Danny will see the badass me
          Not a joke, not a freak, not a dreamer.
          And Blaine will scream
          When his ass I ream
          With his own bloody femur!

          • Opus the Poet
            Opus the Poet
            January 26, 2014 at 11:15 pm | #

            Now I just need to compose a catchy tune, something bouncy with a dance beat suitable for beating a man to death by.

  31. Corsair114
    Corsair114
    January 26, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    Snuffing of Ages in 3… 2… 1….

  32. kiyoshi
    kiyoshi
    January 26, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

    …All hell is about to break loose, isn’t it?

    • Carlos
      Carlos
      January 26, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

      Hell hath no fury like a woman pissed off at her dad

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      January 26, 2014 at 12:37 am | #

      Yep…and when that happens, they’ll be right in the eye of the storm.

    • John Merklinghaus
      John Merklinghaus
      January 26, 2014 at 2:10 am | #

      All Hell is about to break in.

  33. Gram91
    Gram91
    January 26, 2014 at 12:09 am | #

    Whoa the rain really helps to better convey her anger throughout her entire face.

  34. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    January 26, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    Just realised, Danny’s psychic because he sense Walky coming.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      January 26, 2014 at 12:16 am | #

      Danny can sense anybody who is coming….it makes his weekends a bit weird at times.

      • The Candyman
        The Candyman
        January 26, 2014 at 12:34 am | #

        I thought that was Joe’s power?

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          January 26, 2014 at 12:44 am | #

          No. Joe’s power is to CAUSE people to cum.

  35. Carlos
    Carlos
    January 26, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    Let he who is without clues (Danny the clueless one) view the first ass kicking

  36. TaintedSpud
    TaintedSpud
    January 26, 2014 at 12:10 am | #

    Deshi… deshi… Basara… Basara

  37. Pyr05
    Pyr05
    January 26, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    Excellent work on what I assume are shadowy, indistinct cars parked in the lot. Pouring rain definitely makes it hard to discern what it is, especially at night.

  38. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    January 26, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    And that’s how Blaine got punched so hard he died in that OTHER universe as well.

    • NCP19
      NCP19
      January 26, 2014 at 2:10 pm | #

      Superboy Prime once punched so hard he caused people to come back to life in another universe. I’d believe Amazi-Girl has the opposite power.

    • TJ Baltimore
      TJ Baltimore
      January 26, 2014 at 7:23 pm | #

      YES! This is now my head-canon.

  39. Ross_Varn
    Ross_Varn
    January 26, 2014 at 12:11 am | #

    *sounds of chanting viking chorus in background*

    • KingMabel
      KingMabel
      January 26, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxyQIA_FvTU

      • The Candyman
        The Candyman
        January 26, 2014 at 12:48 am | #

        I was thinking the barbarian choir from Skyrim, but that’s pretty cool too.

    • Lieutenant Dan
      Lieutenant Dan
      January 26, 2014 at 11:29 am | #

      http://youtu.be/F8jxqyyWWw0

  40. Aizat
    Aizat
    January 26, 2014 at 12:12 am | #

    Amazi-Girl wants VENGEANCE! Amazi-Girl wants BLAINE!

  41. Just Cheeto Dust
    Just Cheeto Dust
    January 26, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

    They need to leave.

    (but they won’t)

  42. Kiwi Brony
    Kiwi Brony
    January 26, 2014 at 12:13 am | #

    Parking in the handicapped spot isn’t “cartoonishly evil”, it’s “planning ahead”.

  43. Claire
    Claire
    January 26, 2014 at 12:15 am | #

    If looks could kill! Blaine is in for a world of pain.

  44. Aizat
    Aizat
    January 26, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

    You know…that last panel is missing something…like, say, the sound of thunder and a lightning strike.

    • Fred
      Fred
      January 26, 2014 at 6:00 pm | #

      YES. I came here for this. Maybe it will come in the next strip?
      Cue: “Thunderstruck” by AC/DC

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        January 26, 2014 at 9:54 pm | #

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYFdldfYEJk Official Video good sound but grainy video.

  45. Cholma
    Cholma
    January 26, 2014 at 12:17 am | #

    And I looked and beheld a pale woman, and Death was her name, and Hell followed with her…

    • Bill
      Bill
      January 26, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

      +1

    • Lokitsu
      Lokitsu
      January 26, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

      Appropriate, because Amber is about to get all biblical on his ass!

      • Cholma
        Cholma
        January 26, 2014 at 1:54 am | #

        I hope so! The only other option for Blaine is to start the car and drive away NOW. Who needs the Four Horsmen when you’ve got one pissed off Amazi-Girl?

        • Cholma
          Cholma
          January 26, 2014 at 4:32 am | #

          Although… considering Willis’ superior writing skills and ability to outthink the fans… it could be that when she gets to the car, she pulls out a deck of cards and kicks Blaine & Danny’s asses in a rousing game of Uno.
          (While “O Fortuna” plays in the background, of course)

          *shrug*

  46. newllend
    newllend
    January 26, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

    Holy shit what’s Amber thinking!? Is she going to straight up reveal her own identity!?

    • Fuzzydaemon
      Fuzzydaemon
      January 26, 2014 at 8:42 pm | #

      If Blaine is going to die, it doesn’t matter. And Danny is too dumb to realize AG really is Amber.

  47. Alden
    Alden
    January 26, 2014 at 12:18 am | #

    Blaine is lucky Amber didn’t turn up driving the truck.

    (Though by the looks, there’s not going to be a lot of difference damagewise)

    • Opus the Poet
      Opus the Poet
      January 26, 2014 at 11:19 pm | #

      Willis did say nobody was going to die from a truck in this universe (at least no one important). Does Blaine count as “important”?

  48. Aizat
    Aizat
    January 26, 2014 at 12:19 am | #

    Hahahaha….Blaine…welcome..to DIE!

    • KingMabel
      KingMabel
      January 26, 2014 at 12:42 am | #

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaRA0Y7I__0

  49. Robert
    Robert
    January 26, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

    She looks like the dude from “No Country for Old Men”

  50. Fuzzydaemon
    Fuzzydaemon
    January 26, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

    Blaine needs to die.

  51. ninja_jesus
    ninja_jesus
    January 26, 2014 at 12:20 am | #

    Cue the intense fighting music!

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      January 26, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

      On a serious note, though, it’s about time she faced her problems, and a confrontation like this might do her good.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      January 26, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

      I got a couple of suggestions for fight music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOID9JXwkL8 and this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U8FdCPrMaU

      • CthulhuPanda36
        CthulhuPanda36
        January 26, 2014 at 10:15 am | #

        How about these?
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lsn2tT5yTc
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH_6iFYiryY

    • Carlos
      Carlos
      January 26, 2014 at 12:40 am | #

      Lightning flashes and suddenly she is right next to his window with the music from Halloween in the background

  52. Super Duper
    Super Duper
    January 26, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

    Murder both of them.
    Take a glass beer bottle and stab them in their fucking face.

    • Vree
      Vree
      January 27, 2014 at 6:26 pm | #

      “Amber? Amber, what happened here.”
      “It is over. I won.”

  53. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    January 26, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

    KILL DANNY!

    • nekobawt
      nekobawt
      January 26, 2014 at 8:58 am | #

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_83MEuLoz9Y ?

  54. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    January 26, 2014 at 12:22 am | #

    He’s in the Handicapped spot. On top of a handicapped person.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      January 26, 2014 at 12:28 am | #

      Who is about to be handicapped.

  55. Jesse
    Jesse
    January 26, 2014 at 12:23 am | #

    I have “Burn” by The Cure playing on my computer as I’m seeing this page, and it feels strangely appropriate.

    • Kiggy
      Kiggy
      January 26, 2014 at 12:43 am | #

      In my mind Helter Skelter by the Beatles. At full “went to 11” blast.

  56. Robert
    Robert
    January 26, 2014 at 12:24 am | #

    Seriously though I hope she messes Blaine Up. like a T-rex on a Ford Explorer.

  57. Kiggy
    Kiggy
    January 26, 2014 at 12:25 am | #

    Shit got real, yo. @o@

    • Kiggy
      Kiggy
      January 26, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

      BY the way… Blaine’s car looks like an Isuzu Impulse. Or a Nissan NX.

      Geez, the things my rewired brain comes up with… 😛

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        January 26, 2014 at 11:42 pm | #

        I know what you mean, I get all kinds of random shite since I got hit in the head with a truck. And then did a face plant from about 16 feet in the air to a concrete street surface. After tumbling violently around all 3 axis. It is a miracle I can even compose a coherent thought after that.

  58. Cthulhu's Intern
    Cthulhu's Intern
    January 26, 2014 at 12:26 am | #

    I got here while this started playing on Pandora:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjVlbjD-bnU
    Pandora, you’re awesome.

  59. KingMabel
    KingMabel
    January 26, 2014 at 12:27 am | #

    Is that asshole in the handicap spot!?!?

    So cartoonishly evil of him!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      January 26, 2014 at 12:30 am | #

      Also, he poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses.

      • Cthulhu's Intern
        Cthulhu's Intern
        January 26, 2014 at 12:31 am | #

        He did?

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          January 26, 2014 at 12:32 am | #

          No…but are we gonna wait around until he does?

          • KingMabel
            KingMabel
            January 26, 2014 at 12:39 am | #

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQa9zWK5XJA

      • Kiggy
        Kiggy
        January 26, 2014 at 12:44 am | #

        And salted the earth so that nothing ever grows on it….

    • Reltzik
      Reltzik
      January 26, 2014 at 4:01 am | #

      Actually, looking at the spacing in the comic, he appears to be parked straddling the line between TWO spaces, one of which is about where the handicapped space would be.

      Amazi-girl won’t do what needs to be done. Someone call Frank Castle.

      • Random832
        Random832
        January 26, 2014 at 10:27 am | #

        I think he just drew the parking spaces extra wide – if you go look at the view in google maps, there’s only one space to the left of the ramp. It is a handicapped space though.

        • Random832
          Random832
          January 26, 2014 at 10:38 am | #

          Looking at the reference photo, I think this is mostly right, but he does seem to be parked at an angle across the striped area.

      • Hylleddin
        Hylleddin
        January 26, 2014 at 4:40 pm | #

        No, call Black Hat Guy

  60. Hoboturtle
    Hoboturtle
    January 26, 2014 at 12:28 am | #

    Let’s face it. Only one person is coming alive from this. You have three guesses who. First two don’t count.

    • John
      John
      January 26, 2014 at 1:49 pm | #

      It’ll be Danny. Amazi-Girl will order him to flee while she takes on Blaine, and then they’ll plummet into the abyss locked in mortal combat.

      In a week, Amber will return reincarnated as Amazi-Girl the Blue, with a differently-colored costume and her hair combed.

      • Hoboturtle
        Hoboturtle
        January 26, 2014 at 5:00 pm | #

        Afterwards proving popular, issues for Amazi-Girl the Red will come out. It will eventually be revealed that the Red and Blue Amazi-Girls are two halves of Amazi-Girl which recombine during the crossover event between the two of them, back into Amazi-Girl.

        • StClair
          StClair
          January 27, 2014 at 1:56 am | #

          This is an imaginary story…
          aren’t they all?

  61. Cthulhu's Intern
    Cthulhu's Intern
    January 26, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

    Wait, she could totally pretend that she’s not Amber by beating up Blaine for parking in the handicapped spot! Then she’ll still be in character AND her identity is safe. And knowing Danny, he’d actually buy it.

  62. Bill
    Bill
    January 26, 2014 at 12:29 am | #

    And here’s the perfect music to accompany that last panel.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      January 26, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

      O Fortuna sounds good too….I think.

      • Ikaru
        Ikaru
        January 26, 2014 at 12:33 am | #

        Both fit very well, yes. There is an epic beat down building…

        • KingMabel
          KingMabel
          January 26, 2014 at 12:35 am | #

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qqu_NBbhDY

          Maybe I’m biased but…

          • chris73
            chris73
            January 26, 2014 at 12:58 am | #

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liW-kWFiXtQ

            I know its obvious “But don’t cry like a bongo when you feel the pain” just seems right

            • Kyle
              Kyle
              January 26, 2014 at 1:17 am | #

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oov99WwFPKo

              It immediately sprang to mind, and the line “the days are just like moments turned to hours” fits with Willis’s pacing…

              • Opus the Poet
                Opus the Poet
                January 26, 2014 at 11:52 pm | #

                Yoko Kano was such a good composer for the screen…

    • thomas0comer
      thomas0comer
      January 26, 2014 at 3:35 am | #

      My goodness, somebody else who knows the works of Britten. Truly this is a grand day.

      • thomas0comer
        thomas0comer
        January 26, 2014 at 3:41 am | #

        Wow I can’t believe I mixed up the name.

  63. Ikaru
    Ikaru
    January 26, 2014 at 12:35 am | #

    Bad Blaine bad Blaine, what you gonna do, what you gonna do when she come for you?

  64. Check it out
    Check it out
    January 26, 2014 at 12:36 am | #

    I had to check Google Maps to see whether there’s a AAA next to a McDonalds in Bloomington. Check it out: https://www.google.com/maps/preview/place/AAA+Hoosier+Motor+Club/@39.18799,-86.534004,3a,65.6y,140.87h,84.63t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1s-rYF_u_K3cW5u35zoQpSYg!2e0!4m5!1m2!2m1!1saaa+insurance!3m1!1s0x0:0xeebdce52e0df2fb2!6m1!1e1

    • RandomRedMage
      RandomRedMage
      January 26, 2014 at 1:06 am | #

      woah… talk about scary accurate. o_o Well at least we know EXACTLY where this is going to go down. 😀

      • Heavensrun
        Heavensrun
        January 26, 2014 at 4:22 am | #

        This whole comic has been a constant barrage of Willis drawing scenes in actual places on the Indiana U Campus, I’m not sure why people are surprised that he’d draw this scene in an actual place.

        • ninja_jesus
          ninja_jesus
          January 26, 2014 at 7:11 am | #

          Because now I know where I can take photos and re-enact this scene. 😀

          lol, the idea that a touristing spot could be a McDonald’s parking lot is hilarious.

          • Fuzzydaemon
            Fuzzydaemon
            January 26, 2014 at 8:45 pm | #

            Can you imagine people cosplaying this at AAA and McDonalds?

            • ninja_jesus
              ninja_jesus
              January 28, 2014 at 2:36 am | #

              I would. 😀

          • Bill
            Bill
            January 26, 2014 at 11:34 pm | #

            Stranger things happen.  People turned a cornfield in Iowa into a tourist Mecca.

    • Blue Dragon
      Blue Dragon
      January 26, 2014 at 4:12 am | #

      Sadly, this intersection is NW of where Amazi-Girl got on the truck, and it looks to me like she was east bound at the time. Too bad the truck wasn’t going in the other direction. I suppose that’s why there was a scene change.

      • Random832
        Random832
        January 26, 2014 at 10:32 am | #

        Well, Blaine specified the location of the meeting without any knowledge about Amber’s transportation situation; she probably got off at the earliest opportunity and walked there.

        • Random832
          Random832
          January 26, 2014 at 10:32 am | #

          Or car-surfed there.

  65. Rabid Rabbit
    Rabid Rabbit
    January 26, 2014 at 12:38 am | #

    So I take it Blaine paints his car windows maroon to make sure the bloodstains won’t show up.

  66. horrorshow88
    horrorshow88
    January 26, 2014 at 12:42 am | #

    Aw shit son.

  67. BUUUAAAAAAAM.
    BUUUAAAAAAAM.
    January 26, 2014 at 12:44 am | #

    BUAAAAAAAAM.

  68. ShaggyDonahugh
    ShaggyDonahugh
    January 26, 2014 at 12:48 am | #

    Something vengeful this way comes.

  69. Pro_Ice
    Pro_Ice
    January 26, 2014 at 12:57 am | #

    So, this is how it happens.
    I predict Amber is going to get caught by police and unmasked as Amazi-Girl during whatever hapens with Blaine (and that’s until Feb 3rd at least according to tumblr). All the newspaper shots seem to indicate we’ll be getting a fallout from this event all through the next storyline.
    Fingers crossed she doesn’t kill him.

    Also: damn, Willis knows how to write an engaging storyline.

    • Norah
      Norah
      January 26, 2014 at 6:31 pm | #

      It’s interesting that Amber has her Amazi-Girl mask on in the April 14 panel. But she has on a light-blue shirt.

  70. SanzoKun
    SanzoKun
    January 26, 2014 at 1:07 am | #

    Amazing girl: “I’m here to kick ass and chew gum, and i’m all out of gum”
    Blaine: “Dafu-” pumpeled to death-
    Danny: “w-who are you?!?”
    Amazing girl: “His worse nightmare” *flash of lightening and Amazing girl is gone*
    Yup.. This is how I see this happening.

  71. Vent
    Vent
    January 26, 2014 at 1:10 am | #

    Nothing good ever happens across the street from a McDonalds.

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      January 26, 2014 at 4:31 am | #

      My nearest McDonalds is across the street from an IHOP. I DISAGREE WITH YOUR PREMISE, SIR.

      • Vent
        Vent
        January 26, 2014 at 5:25 am | #

        Good things always happen at IHOPs, so it cancels out. MY POINT STANDS.

  72. AlsoSprachOdin
    AlsoSprachOdin
    January 26, 2014 at 1:11 am | #

    Lots of peeps calling for blood up in here. But beating up her dad would be a rather significant loss for Amber, given her issues about violence and her dad. Just look at how bad she freaked out the last time she hit him.
    Also, there are the legal consequences to consider, as well as Amazi-girl’s secret identity getting less and less secret.

    • Luzahn
      Luzahn
      January 26, 2014 at 2:43 am | #

      Yeah, I hope she just winds up blowing him off and walking away. If Blaine tries to get physical, Danny just punches him. Character development for all.

      • ninja_jesus
        ninja_jesus
        January 26, 2014 at 5:12 am | #

        That’s silly, Danny never gets character development.

        • Luzahn
          Luzahn
          January 26, 2014 at 5:38 am | #

          Blaine having a black eye still counts as character development though, right? =P

    • fogel
      fogel
      January 26, 2014 at 2:26 pm | #

      Are there legal consequences in the Dumby-Verse? Has an IUPD cop ever been seen there?

      • Bill
        Bill
        January 26, 2014 at 4:06 pm | #

        No, but there have been references made to them.  Ruth mentions to Billie that she (Ruth) has been putting off telling Amber that campus security had caught her dad trying to sneak into the residence hall overnight.  Assuming a report was written — and under the CYA principle there undoubtedly was, although it probably wound up in the F&F folder — he does have that strike against him

  73. etybolik
    etybolik
    January 26, 2014 at 1:11 am | #

    This is the music that is/will be playing. You know it to be true.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZNk35OJERI

  74. buckybone
    buckybone
    January 26, 2014 at 1:12 am | #

    I think this music is appropriate here.

  75. Kyle
    Kyle
    January 26, 2014 at 1:14 am | #

    Do Donatello proud, Amber. Do Donatello proud.

  76. ridtom
    ridtom
    January 26, 2014 at 1:17 am | #

    Blaine: “Stand back Amber! Wouldn’t want ole’ Danny here to see what kind of SPAZ you are, do we?”

    Amber: “Your social life requires the use of femurs to survive, mine does not. I will target your faaace, before tearing apart your femurs located below your shattered hip. And after every single bone in your pelvis is shattered, I will walk over your cold shriveled balls to recover my boyfriend. Now, shall we begin?”

  77. Blackbird
    Blackbird
    January 26, 2014 at 1:18 am | #

    Amber bumaye! Amber bumaye!

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      January 26, 2014 at 1:32 am | #

      Don’t you mean, Amber Bomba Ye?

  78. Laser Jesus
    Laser Jesus
    January 26, 2014 at 1:33 am | #

    Even in her rage, she still went to the McDonald’s to get some streetpasses.

  79. Luzahn
    Luzahn
    January 26, 2014 at 1:38 am | #

    No it does not. It simply means that Blaine had the foresight to know that he will soon require a handicapped space.

  80. WingedBeast
    WingedBeast
    January 26, 2014 at 1:38 am | #

    Blaine, even though you’re the bad guy, I’m about to give you some very good advice.

    Run.

  81. Tom Speelman
    Tom Speelman
    January 26, 2014 at 1:41 am | #

    AND cue the crunchy guitar riffs!

    • Galeus
      Galeus
      January 26, 2014 at 2:48 am | #

      Will this do?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcpGIVbPYrI

      • thomas0comer
        thomas0comer
        January 26, 2014 at 3:32 am | #

        Amazi-Girl/Metal Gear Rising crossover fanfiction must be made

        • ninja_jesus
          ninja_jesus
          January 26, 2014 at 5:13 am | #

          Amazi-Girl Rising.

      • Vent
        Vent
        January 26, 2014 at 4:14 am | #

        Blaine probably isn’t full of nanomachines..

        Probably.

      • CianM1301
        CianM1301
        January 26, 2014 at 8:38 am | #

        I think we have a winner for dramatic music entrance!

  82. Juliecat
    Juliecat
    January 26, 2014 at 1:47 am | #

    Would it be too much to ask for the next 10 strips to be uploaded tomorrow? I’ll paypal you 10¢!

  83. NoHeart
    NoHeart
    January 26, 2014 at 1:59 am | #

    Please let her break his knees!

  84. LionHeart
    LionHeart
    January 26, 2014 at 2:06 am | #

    Oh dear…

  85. Kennerly
    Kennerly
    January 26, 2014 at 2:16 am | #

    Where is her Amazi-umbrella?

  86. Vucub
    Vucub
    January 26, 2014 at 2:17 am | #

    I feel really weird about this taking place in front of a AAA office.

    • Tom T.
      Tom T.
      January 26, 2014 at 11:13 am | #

      Yes, if anything bad happens, a truck will be there in three hours.

  87. acher4
    acher4
    January 26, 2014 at 2:37 am | #

    It’s Amazin time!

  88. Glynvel
    Glynvel
    January 26, 2014 at 2:52 am | #

    “And I will execute great vengeance upon them, with furious rebukes; and they shall know that I am Amazi-Girl, when I lay my vengeance upon them.”

    Amber 25:17

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      January 26, 2014 at 4:29 am | #

      Kinda pretentious and repetetive. So yeah, you nailed the style of the source material dead on.

      • Kevin
        Kevin
        January 26, 2014 at 6:22 am | #

        Whats the source material?

        • Yarrr
          Yarrr
          January 26, 2014 at 7:11 am | #

          Pulp Fiction.

          • Glynvel
            Glynvel
            January 26, 2014 at 7:15 am | #

            I got the idea from Pulp Fiction but I had to actually find the bible quote, as the PF version is Tarantino’s own thing essentially.

        • Glynvel
          Glynvel
          January 26, 2014 at 7:14 am | #

          This book I had growing up that I quit believing in at some point. You might be familiar with it…

          • Kevin
            Kevin
            January 26, 2014 at 10:39 am | #

            I don’t know what you are talking about

            • ninja_jesus
              ninja_jesus
              January 26, 2014 at 3:02 pm | #

              THE BIBLE.

              • Bill
                Bill
                January 26, 2014 at 4:26 pm | #

                Specifically, the book of Ezekiel.  Chapter 25, verse 17.

                • Kevin
                  Kevin
                  January 27, 2014 at 3:07 am | #

                  Wow so you are saying that the bible is pretentious and repetetive? Repetitive sure, all lessons have to be repeated multiple times so really stick. I don’t know about pretentious.

  89. XMinusOne
    XMinusOne
    January 26, 2014 at 2:55 am | #

    Niagara Falls!!

    Slowly I turned … step by step … inch by inch …

  90. Jordan
    Jordan
    January 26, 2014 at 2:59 am | #

    FINALLY! Danny is going to FINALLY realize what a dumbass he’s been.

    • IncadescentFlame
      IncadescentFlame
      January 26, 2014 at 3:01 am | #

      …unless he Dans things up more by remembering that Amazi-girl is actually Sal.

    • Crumplepunch
      Crumplepunch
      January 26, 2014 at 7:24 am | #

      Ahahaha.

      Haha.

      I doubt it.

  91. Dante
    Dante
    January 26, 2014 at 3:01 am | #

    I have to say that once I saw the last panel, the first 24 seconds or so of this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3Vynew5mrw

    went through my mind.

  92. NaughtbutaHoax
    NaughtbutaHoax
    January 26, 2014 at 3:12 am | #

    I’m not the first one expecting this to lead to a “kissing in the rain” scene, am I? Presumably after Blaine’s had the stupid kicked out of him twice over and after Amber explains herself.

  93. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    January 26, 2014 at 3:21 am | #

    This will not end well unless:

    A cop arrives and wonders what a drenched young woman in a costume is doing walking in the rain. No, the cops are inside Mcd’s eating donuts.

    Some one goes thru the drive-thru and gets curious about the same.
    Nah, no one in the city gets ‘curious’ about late night odd meetings.

    Danny punches Blaine in the head when he realizes what a dumbass he has been and recognizes who Amber really is, saving the day. …uhhh no.

    Likely: Blaine runs over Amber when he realizes she is going to kill him.

    • theKOT
      theKOT
      January 26, 2014 at 3:31 am | #

      Yeah he only promised no one got hit by a TRUCK. Sedan’s are another thing entirely.

  94. Bilfred
    Bilfred
    January 26, 2014 at 3:37 am | #

    i dont think she’s pissed or anything

  95. zoabeast
    zoabeast
    January 26, 2014 at 3:44 am | #

    time for the pain

  96. Mr. Random
    Mr. Random
    January 26, 2014 at 3:45 am | #

    Something to think on. This is rain. The comic’s been going for roughly three and a half years? And it’s been going on for three weeks, in-universe. So… How long will Willis have to draw snow? How long will Christmas take? Winter break?

  97. Incubus
    Incubus
    January 26, 2014 at 3:53 am | #

    How the FUCK has this not been linked?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWiyKgeGWx0

    • Fuzzydaemon
      Fuzzydaemon
      January 26, 2014 at 5:17 am | #

      +1

  98. Pyre Dynasty
    Pyre Dynasty
    January 26, 2014 at 4:02 am | #

    Dear people, click all the youtube links here at the same time. (Or like five if you’re not that into cacophony.) Then look into Amazigirl’s eyes.

  99. wynne
    wynne
    January 26, 2014 at 4:10 am | #

    FWIW, I think parking in the handicapped space IS something Danny would question.

  100. Fuzzydaemon
    Fuzzydaemon
    January 26, 2014 at 5:00 am | #

    Here is some nice music from Alexander Nevsky to set the mood.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oRbStmxvm4

    • SmaggTheSmug
      SmaggTheSmug
      January 26, 2014 at 6:55 am | #

      Hell yeah Alexander Nevsky.

  101. Blue Dragon
    Blue Dragon
    January 26, 2014 at 5:16 am | #

    Amazi-Girl’s MO has always been to goad bad guys into attacking her, then kicking ass in “self defense” (which can include the defense of another). Not taking any bets as to whether she can maintain that self-control this time, but she’s had a nice long walk to plan her attack.

    First, beckon Danny out of the car. If Blaine physically restrains him, she’s got a (flimsy) pretext to come to his aid. If only Danny initially emerges, tell him that Amber’s been dodging this stalker all weekend, and that he needs to run to safety (and coincidentally out of earshot). If Blaine won’t be baited into attacking her, she rejoins Danny and works off her stress in some other way. (Pity she recently dropped those condoms.)

    If Blaine and Danny both emerge at the same time, loudly tell Blaine that he isn’t allowed in the dorms and tried to lure “somebody” away from safety. Tell him that “somebody” has answered his call, then tell Danny to run clear.

    This is the best strategy I can think of. It won’t protect her secret identity if Blaine just mentioned that “She’s wearing that comic book stuff I saw in her closet.” Nor will it do so if Blaine notices that her desire to hide that identity is a weakness he can threaten. (Nor will it protect against the wandering cop scenario others pondered, above.)

    Still, if she’s going to be revealed, she has a standing offer to control the message by granting an interview…

    …and I think it would be hilarious if Danny and Amazi-Girl came pounding on Dorothy’s door right now.

    • fogel
      fogel
      January 26, 2014 at 2:31 pm | #

      Are there cops at IU in the Dumbyverse? Has anyone ever seen one?

      • Sam
        Sam
        January 26, 2014 at 8:14 pm | #

        Cops? What be those? We only have a Ruth, an Amazi-Girl and that woman who escorted Blaine out once, anything else would clearly be over the top when you factor in Amazi-Girl’s skills. -w-

  102. Crumplepunch
    Crumplepunch
    January 26, 2014 at 5:50 am | #

    Someone’s getting the short end of the stick.

    By which I mean the end you hit people with.

  103. CianM1301
    CianM1301
    January 26, 2014 at 6:00 am | #

    Quick! Cue the dramatic intro music! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q6skxRLnsI

    • Incubus
      Incubus
      January 26, 2014 at 7:29 am | #

      I prefer O Fortuna, but this is fits too.

  104. Robert Paige
    Robert Paige
    January 26, 2014 at 6:01 am | #

    Anybody else hearing the Terminator’s there?

  105. Locke
    Locke
    January 26, 2014 at 6:34 am | #

    That should really be a Burger King, because Amber is about to have it her way.

    “Her way” being beating Blaine within an inch of his life, that is.

  106. SmaggTheSmug
    SmaggTheSmug
    January 26, 2014 at 6:52 am | #

    I hope this ends badly. For everyone.

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      January 26, 2014 at 7:48 am | #

      In Dumbing of Age, things always end up bad and all the characters (besides Danny) grow from it.

      • Sam
        Sam
        January 26, 2014 at 8:16 pm | #

        And then Danny upsets someone else in the process of not reflecting at all.

  107. Gargamel
    Gargamel
    January 26, 2014 at 7:17 am | #

    Huh, it’s third personality of Bruce Wayne.

  108. Jojo
    Jojo
    January 26, 2014 at 7:21 am | #

    Oh no she’s gone full Punisher. Call the alarm! Call the alarm!

  109. Darwin
    Darwin
    January 26, 2014 at 8:02 am | #

    Haymaker time! *bounces in glee*

  110. BL
    BL
    January 26, 2014 at 8:05 am | #

    YES.

  111. MO
    MO
    January 26, 2014 at 8:13 am | #

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqlYyt7qvKE

  112. hof1991
    hof1991
    January 26, 2014 at 8:50 am | #

    Being more psycho than Blaine may not be such a good idea.

    • MO
      MO
      January 26, 2014 at 10:07 am | #

      Don’t be silly, everyone knows insanity works like duct tape

      It only fails when you don’t have enough

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        January 27, 2014 at 12:08 am | #

        Yes, but can you lift a car with insanity? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IMuZY5U3AM

  113. Pat Myers
    Pat Myers
    January 26, 2014 at 9:50 am | #

    Well, at least he’ll be able to justify that handicap space in a few minutes.

  114. Arkantos
    Arkantos
    January 26, 2014 at 9:55 am | #

    Kid, I act like a super villain and there’s a girl in a superhero outfit coming our way! Shit is about to go down!

  115. Zobot
    Zobot
    January 26, 2014 at 10:06 am | #

    Danny’s STILL not going to figure it out after this, isn’t he?

    • Heavensrun
      Heavensrun
      January 26, 2014 at 11:49 am | #

      Amazi-girl obviously has misunderstood the situaton and is there because she thinks Blaine is a pedophile that has kidnapped Danny with the lure of peppermint candy sticks. She doesn’t realize that Blaine is actually the father of his good friend Amber, and that they’re staging a sort of intervention on her inappropriate behavior.

    • Rock And Roll Martian
      Rock And Roll Martian
      January 26, 2014 at 6:25 pm | #

      After this he runs off to warn Sal that Amber is running around dressed as Amazi-Girl.

  116. motorfirebox
    motorfirebox
    January 26, 2014 at 10:18 am | #

    That someone is me. I just came.

  117. Taylor
    Taylor
    January 26, 2014 at 10:25 am | #

    Did anyone else notice Amber’s face kind of looks like Jack Nichols’ face when he freezes to death in The Shining?

  118. Sam
    Sam
    January 26, 2014 at 10:33 am | #

    This reminds of me of a scene in Jurassic Park. The cars are stuck in the rain and the T-Rex is slowly approaching.

    Death and devastation will follow.

  119. Dude
    Dude
    January 26, 2014 at 11:10 am | #

    Mr. W, can I call you that? Anyways, I don’t think you need to worry about being cartoonish in a cartoon. I like cartoons and all they represent.

  120. tyren22
    tyren22
    January 26, 2014 at 11:30 am | #

    Man. I actually HEARD the dramatic thunderclap that wasn’t actually directly implied by that last panel.

  121. Knightsky
    Knightsky
    January 26, 2014 at 11:34 am | #

    Welp, so much for the secret identity.

  122. Soozi
    Soozi
    January 26, 2014 at 11:38 am | #

    Who’s that pokemon?

  123. Catt_al
    Catt_al
    January 26, 2014 at 11:44 am | #

    My name is Sue! How do you do! Now you’re gonna die!

  124. Ray
    Ray
    January 26, 2014 at 11:49 am | #

    Pending patricide…..

  125. Heavensrun
    Heavensrun
    January 26, 2014 at 11:54 am | #

    In an ironic twist, Amazigirl’s face is just a hair’s breadth away from the default Ninja Turtle toy expression that SP! Amber despises so much.

  126. Regalli
    Regalli
    January 26, 2014 at 12:24 pm | #

    I’m not sure if Amber’s into Pokemon in this verse, but the only thing I can imagine is this playing (at around thirty seconds) for that last panel. Though it may be prematurely triumphant for this moment.

  127. mrmudkip
    mrmudkip
    January 26, 2014 at 1:19 pm | #

    Wow. Much excite. Very suspense. Many wait. So danger wow.

    • Incubus
      Incubus
      January 26, 2014 at 1:44 pm | #

      Double plus good Comrade!
      …
      Seriously meme’s are the end of humanity.

      • xKiv
        xKiv
        January 26, 2014 at 8:02 pm | #

        Where doing this!
        Where memeing this happen!

      • mrmudkip
        mrmudkip
        January 26, 2014 at 11:25 pm | #

        I got that reference, comerade.double Plus funny. big brother would be plus pleased.

  128. Kugai
    Kugai
    January 26, 2014 at 1:41 pm | #

    There is no Amber, there is only Amazi-Girrrrrrrrrllllll

  129. man in black
    man in black
    January 26, 2014 at 1:57 pm | #

    *In the voice of Mojo Jojo* Curses!

  130. Karen
    Karen
    January 26, 2014 at 1:58 pm | #

    Yeah, so her father is going to laugh at her, she’s going to get impotently angry, and Danny is going to sit there being useless like at the end of It’s Walky!

    • Quatoria
      Quatoria
      February 1, 2014 at 1:01 pm | #

      Not…. quite.

  131. Resulli
    Resulli
    January 26, 2014 at 1:58 pm | #

    This is not what one would call a happy face.

  132. Pingu
    Pingu
    January 26, 2014 at 3:15 pm | #

    I’m surprised no-one has thought to suggest this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wCAeTrEZkI

  133. Arkadi
    Arkadi
    January 26, 2014 at 5:15 pm | #

    She should have sneaked upon them from behind. And snapped Blaine’s neck before he could freakin’ tell what was going on.

  134. mrmudkip
    mrmudkip
    January 26, 2014 at 5:21 pm | #

    When I read this there was an ad for a combination Axe and brass knuckles. Coincidence? I think not.

    • sps48
      sps48
      January 26, 2014 at 7:48 pm | #

      Axe. Created for European males that don’t shower or bathe enough.

      • mrmudkip
        mrmudkip
        January 26, 2014 at 11:31 pm | #

        I now see that I misspelled ax.

    • mrmudkip
      mrmudkip
      January 26, 2014 at 11:29 pm | #

      And for sixth graders who think girls like it.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        January 27, 2014 at 5:40 pm | #

        What! They don’t? Shit, I have been using it all these years for nothing. Was wondering why roving ganges of lingerie models weren’t chasing down my late middle aged ass all the time.

  135. Metaldude555
    Metaldude555
    January 26, 2014 at 5:34 pm | #

    She came to kick ass and eat McNuggets. And she’s all out of McNuggets.

  136. Black
    Black
    January 26, 2014 at 5:43 pm | #

    “But officer, I didn’t kill my father! You heard from the witness, my friend Danny, who was there; Amazigirl killed my father! Am I sad he’s dead? Not really, but I didn’t do it!”

  137. ajm5007
    ajm5007
    January 26, 2014 at 6:30 pm | #

    Here’s hoping DoA goes all “The Dark Knight Returns” for the next 200 comics!

  138. Jack Finch
    Jack Finch
    January 26, 2014 at 6:49 pm | #

    Would a squee be premature here?

  139. Nena
    Nena
    January 26, 2014 at 7:24 pm | #

    And shit just got real, eh?

    • Davethedavedave
      Davethedavedave
      January 26, 2014 at 9:33 pm | #

      This is the realest that any shit has ever been. This is some veritable feces. All other shit is downright imaginary by comparison.

  140. chris73
    chris73
    January 26, 2014 at 7:51 pm | #

    So I’m thinking Blaine will say something along the lines of “still dressing up like super hero” (or similar) thus being both a douche towards Amber and letting Danny know who she really is

    • Rouge Mage Nick
      Rouge Mage Nick
      January 26, 2014 at 8:04 pm | #

      He may not get the chance, she may knock his teeth down his throat first

      • chris73
        chris73
        January 26, 2014 at 8:41 pm | #

        I’d be ok with that as well

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        January 27, 2014 at 5:41 pm | #

        From her expression, I wouldn’t be surprised if she force feeds Blain the engine block.

  141. LiamAldam
    LiamAldam
    January 26, 2014 at 8:26 pm | #

    Remember, Blaine has the upper-hand here. He is in a car.

    • Davethedavedave
      Davethedavedave
      January 26, 2014 at 9:34 pm | #

      He’ll need it.

  142. bibulb
    bibulb
    January 26, 2014 at 10:32 pm | #

    The edge of her cape looks like an ass-whoopin’ stick.

    Hey, Amber, you know who has an ass? Blaine and Danny both? Looks like you have an excellent opportunity to use that stick!

  143. Maycroft
    Maycroft
    January 26, 2014 at 10:33 pm | #

    Okaaaay, we’re borderlining in Sin City-grittines right now

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside
      January 26, 2014 at 11:47 pm | #

      needs more whores

  144. Charles Phipps
    Charles Phipps
    January 26, 2014 at 10:57 pm | #

    It’s wrong to hope Amber actually kills them both, Frank Miller style, isn’t it?

    Also, I’d like to say that while Frank Miller has his faults–he gave us Robocop.

    I shall remember him for Alex Murphy than…everything else.

  145. Spliced
    Spliced
    January 26, 2014 at 11:44 pm | #

    I am on the EDGE OF MY SEAT waiting for the next comic

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      January 27, 2014 at 5:43 pm | #

      You should sit back. After all, you paid for the whole seat,

  146. mrmudkip
    mrmudkip
    January 26, 2014 at 11:57 pm | #

    Watch as the next comic is about joyce and sarah

  147. Tomas
    Tomas
    January 27, 2014 at 11:58 pm | #

    KAIJU!

  148. nothri
    nothri
    February 4, 2014 at 2:00 am | #

    Ohhhh my. If Amber was in the waste disposal service, right now she would be closed for business.

    She ain’t taking no one’s shit right now.

  149. ZORK
    ZORK
    February 25, 2014 at 6:18 pm | #

    Just saying, I really like how the “rain effect” in the last panel (I’m sorry that I’m not sure how to word it properly), especially how the rain falls on Amazi-Girl.

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