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by David M Willis on March 21, 2015 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - Three's a Crowd
└ Tags: jason, sal

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    March 21, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    Strength in sobriety… sounds like a motto for AA

    • Screwball
      Screwball
      March 21, 2015 at 12:20 am | #

      Could work. Quick, someone pitch it to them so we can make some money. Wait, but then only that person would get the money…

      *Uses all resources available to race over to America top speed…*

  2. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    March 21, 2015 at 12:01 am | #

    When you booze, you lose!

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      March 21, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

      ….please tell me who’s your avatar Today I haft to know.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        March 21, 2015 at 12:09 am | #

        Click my handle, I have created a Tumblr entry which tells you who she is and where she’s from.

        • newllend(henryvolt)
          newllend(henryvolt)
          March 21, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

          *Reads* cool

        • Orbit Junkie
          Orbit Junkie
          March 21, 2015 at 12:50 am | #

          This was a thing I needed in my life.

        • Drunken Nordmann
          Drunken Nordmann
          March 21, 2015 at 7:10 am | #

          I knew this gravatar looked familiar.

        • PureMajora
          PureMajora
          March 21, 2015 at 2:22 pm | #

          That’s fantastic

        • The Master
          The Master
          March 23, 2015 at 9:55 am | #

          Witch of Carnage, from the Gamer, right? 😀

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        March 21, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

        I have been making Tumblr entries for each gravatar I have been using for the past couple of months.

        • Twilightomens
          Twilightomens
          March 21, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

          But I want you to tell me in the comments.
          Come on.
          Don’t be a jerk.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            March 21, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

            But I like being a jerk! 😛

            Today’s gravatar is Poong Sae-Young from the Korean webcomic The Gamer, the story about Han Jee-Han, who discovers that he has been granted the powers of being a RPG character in the real world, wish includes being able to boost any stat with whatever points he has earnt, often by grinding.

            Poong Sae-Young is the older cousin of Han’s friend and not only was she a Taekwondo Olympic medallist, she has super-human strength due to her training in her family’s martial art.

            • Twilightomens
              Twilightomens
              March 21, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

              Well.
              I guess I’m learning Korean.

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                March 21, 2015 at 12:32 am | #

                Or you can click here for the English version of The Gamer.

                • lopalop2
                  lopalop2
                  March 21, 2015 at 1:08 am | #

                  Or you can support the official release (although it isnt as far along) by reading it here

                • lopalop2
                  lopalop2
                  March 21, 2015 at 1:50 am | #

                  And i seem to have forgotten how to link things so
                  http://m.webtoons.com/en/fantasy/the-gamer/list?title_no=88

                • Deanatay
                  Deanatay
                  March 21, 2015 at 8:56 am | #

                  Thanks, PM!

                  (BTW, it is STILL more fun to ask you.)

                • namae
                  namae
                  March 21, 2015 at 1:27 pm | #

                  Whoa, nice.. thank you Plasma Mongoose!
                  I just started reading “The Gamer” and it’s really something I think I’ll enjoy.
                  I already got into “Frivolesque” recently because of you(r gravatars).

                  Keep on changing your grav and enlighten us about the source everytime, please! :3

                • Rorror
                  Rorror
                  March 21, 2015 at 2:39 pm | #

                  Damn you, I wasted my entire Saturday reading this instead of studying. And now I have to wait for updates. )= I also second everything* namae said.

                  * At least if you count “spending a few hours devouring all 79 translated chapters” as “starting to read”. (=

                • Twilightomens
                  Twilightomens
                  March 21, 2015 at 6:26 pm | #

                  :DDDDDD

                • singingdavid
                  singingdavid
                  March 21, 2015 at 8:10 pm | #

                  I feel like this is a copy of an anime i’ve seen…but probably the other way around.

        • Bill
          Bill
          March 21, 2015 at 7:02 am | #

          Y’know, I always though a gravatar/avatar was kinda like a trademarlk — like the two bearded guys on a Smith Brother cough drop box and the phrase “Trade Mark”.  Changing it at the drop of a hat seems to defeat the purpose.

          • Deanatay
            Deanatay
            March 21, 2015 at 9:00 am | #

            I like to think of PM as doing a public service, exposing the comments section to new and visually exciting anime via his/her grav. Besides, in her/his own way, it’s kinda become his/her trademark.

            • JonRich
              JonRich
              March 21, 2015 at 12:48 pm | #

              This. Changing her grav IS his/her trademark, his/her signature. And it does expose us to awesome new things, too. Please don’t stop doing it, PM!

        • Strife
          Strife
          March 21, 2015 at 9:07 pm | #

          At last whe shall have the answer to The Question! @_@

  3. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    March 21, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    For a second I thought she was crying.

  4. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    March 21, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Jason is Sal’s stand.

    • newllend(henryvolt)
      newllend(henryvolt)
      March 21, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

      I haft to watch JOJO sooner or later.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 21, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      What does she call him, “White & Nerdy”?

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        March 21, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

        Either The Fool or possibly Cheap Trick XD [I doubt “Strength”, as such]

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          March 21, 2015 at 12:16 am | #

          But haven’t those names been already taken in the series?

      • Deanatay
        Deanatay
        March 21, 2015 at 9:20 am | #

        “Head On A Stick”
        “Bowtie”
        “Yank Dem Pants”
        “Illusion of A Social Life”
        “Shitty-Ass Teacher”
        “Very Strongly Dislike You”
        “THE MAN”
        “Stick-Assed Motherf—”
        “Scrawny”
        “Pee-Wee Herman”
        “Yeah, You Know, You’ll Do”

    • Kris
      Kris
      March 21, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

      “ORAORAORAORAORA!!!!”

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        March 21, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

        “BOWRABOWRABOWRABOWRABOWRA” moar like

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      March 21, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      He cares about her a lot. She means ZA WARUDO to him.

      • DarkoNeko
        DarkoNeko
        March 21, 2015 at 2:40 am | #

        Muda da.
        mudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamuda

        • Gigafreak
          Gigafreak
          March 21, 2015 at 2:03 pm | #

          But alcohol makes time leap forwrd, not stand still.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      March 21, 2015 at 2:41 am | #

      well, he litterally helps her stands ^^;

  5. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    March 21, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Someone call Amazi-Girl. I think she has the edge in round two.

    • Yarrun
      Yarrun
      March 21, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

      Now that I think about it, we haven’t seen Amber in a while.

      We may have to keep a “damn you Willis” at the ready.

    • Safgaftsa
      Safgaftsa
      March 21, 2015 at 3:26 pm | #

      I think Sal may be past round two with the beer.

  6. addude
    addude
    March 21, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    This might be one of my favorite interactions between Sal and Jason.

  7. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    March 21, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    Them’s fightin’ words.

    • Screwball
      Screwball
      March 21, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      “Hey, let’s fight.”

      “Them’s fighting words…”

      • Tacos
        Tacos
        March 21, 2015 at 2:06 am | #

        I prefer, “Round One! FIGHT!” personally.

        • Screwball
          Screwball
          March 21, 2015 at 4:18 am | #

          Who says they can’t both be used?

    • JustCheetoDust
      JustCheetoDust
      March 21, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

      Can’t beat “let’s fight” when it comes to fightin’ words.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      March 21, 2015 at 12:54 am | #

      Now kiss! (It should be a habit by now!)

    • Salty
      Salty
      March 21, 2015 at 3:29 am | #

      HEAVEN OR HELL! DUEL 1! LET’S ROCK!

      • Screwball
        Screwball
        March 21, 2015 at 4:20 am | #

        Always did find Dizzy interesting, & not just for the attractive lady angle. A wing that is an Angel, another that is a Reaper, a tail, interesting package…

  8. Kris
    Kris
    March 21, 2015 at 12:02 am | #

    You mean Jason isn’t versed in the gentleman’s art of fisticuffs?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 21, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      Nope, but he’s well versed in scolding opponents with hot cups of tea. 😛

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        March 21, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

        I think you mean scalding, but if his behavior around Sal is any indication, he’s quite good at scolding as well.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          March 21, 2015 at 12:13 am | #

          Opps, I keep getting those two words mixed up. ^_^’

      • JustCheetoDust
        JustCheetoDust
        March 21, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

        Like tea and fisticuffs can’t be combined.

        • Kris
          Kris
          March 21, 2015 at 12:41 am | #

          You know now I don’t think Jason has enough moustache to pull that off.

        • irimar
          irimar
          March 21, 2015 at 1:55 am | #

          I half expected that to be Professor Elemental’s “Fighting Trousers”.

          • JustCheetoDust
            JustCheetoDust
            March 21, 2015 at 5:15 pm | #

            And I thought of Simone’s name for the lower half of the Xtacles’ power armor after reading that sentence.

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      March 21, 2015 at 12:11 am | #

      Jason’s probably a gunfighter instead of a puncher. Has a pair of ancient Webley .455 revolvers that belonged to his great-great-grandfather, Lord So and So of Such and Such, who used them in the Boer War. Not that he could conceal them in that outfit.

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        March 21, 2015 at 12:38 am | #

        Jason is a lover, not a fighter. As we were vividly reminded of yesterday.

      • Animal
        Animal
        March 21, 2015 at 9:54 am | #

        The Webley is a wonderful illustration of the fact that the Brits don’t know squat about building handguns.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      March 21, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

      What about Bartitsu?

  9. GoogerGeiger
    GoogerGeiger
    March 21, 2015 at 12:03 am | #

    You are roBUST!

  10. Nono
    Nono
    March 21, 2015 at 12:04 am | #

    Last panel Sal has no elbows.

    • Regina Phalange
      Regina Phalange
      March 21, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

      And a pretty bendy forearm

  11. anonymsly
    anonymsly
    March 21, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    I am full of the giggles. That is all.

  12. Dr.Zeus
    Dr.Zeus
    March 21, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    I wouldn’t want to mess with Jason. No one wants to mess with a man in a bow-tie.

    • Spidergirl
      Spidergirl
      March 21, 2015 at 12:14 am | #

      Well, some would, but they usually don’t come out on top. Or at all.

      • jfin
        jfin
        March 21, 2015 at 1:18 am | #

        Actually, I think Sal did come on top…….

        (i’m sorry)

        • DarkoNeko
          DarkoNeko
          March 21, 2015 at 2:43 am | #

          (I’m not)

      • tyersome
        tyersome
        March 21, 2015 at 1:40 am | #

        Sal did … probably more than once …

    • Maveric1984
      Maveric1984
      March 21, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

      Bowties are cool…

  13. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    March 21, 2015 at 12:05 am | #

    This gets fucking funnier by the page, but this is also Willis teasing us about Sal vs Amazi-girl even though it will never happen.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      March 21, 2015 at 12:19 am | #

      You think so? I think that’s something guaranteed to happen later down the line.

  14. Marvelman
    Marvelman
    March 21, 2015 at 12:07 am | #

    Speaking of Amazi-girl, I can think of one more way for Willis to make Jason’s night even more absurd.

    • Spidergirl
      Spidergirl
      March 21, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

      “Who- Why- WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON AT THIS SCHOOL?!”

      • Marvelman
        Marvelman
        March 21, 2015 at 12:28 am | #

        That’s what happens when someone fails to get in to Oxbridge.

  15. Crumplepunch
    Crumplepunch
    March 21, 2015 at 12:12 am | #

    “Shove” is a euphemism.

  16. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    March 21, 2015 at 12:15 am | #

    5th Panel Sal: “Hnnnnnnng”

    Does this mean that Sal thinks that Jason is moe?

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      March 21, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

      Jason is Sal’s husbando.

    • Tacos
      Tacos
      March 21, 2015 at 2:08 am | #

      It could also mean she’s have a heart attack….

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        March 21, 2015 at 4:53 am | #

        All that smoking is catching up to her already? CRIKEY!

        • Bantha
          Bantha
          March 21, 2015 at 10:18 am | #

          Or she’s about to hurl….*holds out dixie cup* If you’re gonna spew, spew into this.

        • JustCheetoDust
          JustCheetoDust
          March 21, 2015 at 5:16 pm | #

          She should totally switch to chewing tobacco.

  17. Screwball
    Screwball
    March 21, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

    Interesting. I stop by to have 1 last look at Trousers at 12:12pm Western Australia time, only to discover a new strip. I thought it was supposed to be 13:01pm Western Australia time. Has daylight savings kicked in in the home of the Walkyverse & Dumbingverse?

    • ninja_jesus
      ninja_jesus
      March 21, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

      It has. 😀 Things come out an hour earlier now.

    • Wizard
      Wizard
      March 21, 2015 at 12:27 am | #

      Yes.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      March 21, 2015 at 12:35 am | #

      Daylight Savings at New York started last week, which is why DoA now starts at 2:31pm Adelaide time instead of 3:31pm.

      • Screwball
        Screwball
        March 21, 2015 at 3:55 am | #

        Ah, fair enough…

        And that “The Gamer” webcomic? Got up to chapter 32 before the English started running out. Was planning to rest up then go out, too late now tho…

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          March 21, 2015 at 4:52 am | #

          There are a bunch of different webcomic/manga that I have to wait until the next update which I never know when they will come out.

  18. Bagge
    Bagge
    March 21, 2015 at 12:17 am | #

    Headcanon: “That guy over there” is the guy from the bar. “Come on, I laughed at your dick jokes. Leave me alone.”

    • Clif
      Clif
      March 21, 2015 at 11:45 pm | #

      My headcanon is “That guy over there” is the squirrel from a few strips or so back.

  19. Rycan
    Rycan
    March 21, 2015 at 12:22 am | #

    Bet she doesn’t know how to get to her room from the lobby – just climbs in and out of the window as needed. Awkward conversations in the lobby ensue.

    • saltchocolate
      saltchocolate
      March 21, 2015 at 12:47 am | #

      If Jason knows what’s good for him, he leaves her at the front door. The math TA cannot be seen dropping off a drunk first-year student (from his class!) in her dorm.

      • John
        John
        March 21, 2015 at 2:00 am | #

        I think it’s been pretty well established that Jason doesn’t know what’s good for him.

        Or doesn’t do it, anyway.

  20. newllend(henryvolt)
    newllend(henryvolt)
    March 21, 2015 at 12:23 am | #

    Sal, the Rising fighter

  21. Dammy
    Dammy
    March 21, 2015 at 12:25 am | #

    Dumbing of Age: where one Dave Willis consistently tricks older readers into thinking a college freshman can be cool before brutally bringing us back to what should have been an obvious reality.
    I’m amazed that this has now happened to me more than 3 times in this series. I’m not sure what to say.

  22. Bagge
    Bagge
    March 21, 2015 at 12:36 am | #

    There is a meeting in this for us tonight. Someone else will meet them.

    Best scenario: Billie has crawled home and she and Sal can bond over being drunk and miserable.

    Worst scenario: Amaziegirl gets another shot at her nemesis, and takes it.

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      March 21, 2015 at 12:42 am | #

      Jason can’t exactly carry a drunk student up into the girl’s dorm. I’m thinking they run into Dorothy and co. and they’ll bring her up.

      Even when Amber was completely determined to beat the hell out of Sal thinking it was her last chance to ever confront her, she had to have a “legit” reason to do it (Underaged drinking?! Clearly she’s still a dastardly cur!) and even then prompted Sal’s group to throw the first punch. She hates Sal, but I don’t think she could bring herself to attack a helpless drunk woman.

      • tyersome
        tyersome
        March 21, 2015 at 1:43 am | #

        Well history suggests she might take a stab at it …

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          March 21, 2015 at 1:45 am | #

          TOO SOON

          • tyersome
            tyersome
            March 21, 2015 at 1:50 am | #

            Sigh … another person telling me to cut it out …

          • JustCheetoDust
            JustCheetoDust
            March 21, 2015 at 5:19 pm | #

            Maybe in Dumbiverse time it is.

        • DarkoNeko
          DarkoNeko
          March 21, 2015 at 2:46 am | #

          oh my gods.

      • neeks
        neeks
        March 21, 2015 at 2:49 am | #

        Idk, I think this might wind up with Amazi-girl helping Sal to Sal’s room…

    • tim gueguen
      tim gueguen
      March 21, 2015 at 12:50 am | #

      They run into Marcie, who will be exceedingly upset that Sal is drinking, since she knows Sal can’t hold her liquor. That is in fact what I had kind of expected for this strip, Marcie showing up in the bar and letting Sal have it with both hands.

      • Rycan
        Rycan
        March 21, 2015 at 4:10 am | #

        …If you really want to word it that way, be my guest.

        • Bantha
          Bantha
          March 21, 2015 at 10:31 am | #

          Pretty sure he fully intended to word it that way 🙂

    • DuckDuckMoose
      DuckDuckMoose
      March 21, 2015 at 10:49 am | #

      Amazi-Girl must be out on patrol somewhere right now, but I kind of hope she’s not, because it would be really interesting if they ran into Amber in civilian clothes instead. As much as she hates Sal, she can’t really express it without the costume for fear of inviting suspicion. So she’d have to say, through gritted teeth, “Yes, of course I’ll help my neighbor find her room.”

      And then she and Sal would have a strange, potentially bonding conversation that Sal would not remember at all in the morning.

  23. AgentKeen
    AgentKeen
    March 21, 2015 at 12:38 am | #

    I’m trying really hard not to read the alt-text as a euphemism.

    • Clif
      Clif
      March 21, 2015 at 11:48 pm | #

      Your doing it the wrong way round.

  24. Spencer
    Spencer
    March 21, 2015 at 12:44 am | #

    The more I ship this two, the more I have to bury it because they still need to happen in Joyce & Walky.

  25. Ess
    Ess
    March 21, 2015 at 12:47 am | #

    This is one of the first times it’s struck me by her actions that she may ACTUALLY be Walky’s twin.

  26. AtomsOrSystems
    AtomsOrSystems
    March 21, 2015 at 1:03 am | #

    This strip is a little bit sad, and a whole lot of hilarious. I’m loving every second of it, and hating myself just a little bit for it.

    …so basically just another day reading DoA. Damn you, Willis!

  27. zmm
    zmm
    March 21, 2015 at 1:08 am | #

    Its weird ifind it cute.
    caiuse its alot of sadness honestly and charaatcer growth

  28. Reflex76
    Reflex76
    March 21, 2015 at 1:29 am | #

    Will you two just fuck alre- . . . oh, right.

  29. Dod
    Dod
    March 21, 2015 at 1:34 am | #

    It actually would be pretty sweet if we had a fight scene. I want to know if Jason is a good fighter.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      March 21, 2015 at 2:37 am | #

      Give him a math textbook and he’ll win anything by blunt trauma (or math-induced headaches, whichever hits first)

      • Screwball
        Screwball
        March 21, 2015 at 3:14 am | #

        “What do you carry in your purse?!?”
        “Bricks, why?”
        “?!?!?!?! WTF?!?!?!”

    • Pinja
      Pinja
      October 4, 2015 at 8:40 am | #

      He’s British, we’re all great fighters.

  30. The Wizard
    The Wizard
    March 21, 2015 at 1:41 am | #

    Don’t you dare…. time to destroy the ship, do it now!

    • Rycan
      Rycan
      March 21, 2015 at 11:15 am | #

      What are you, a U-boat?

      • The Wizard
        The Wizard
        March 22, 2015 at 1:13 am | #

        yes!

  31. Anywhere
    Anywhere
    March 21, 2015 at 1:50 am | #

    The perfect couple.

  32. nothri
    nothri
    March 21, 2015 at 2:01 am | #

    So Amazigirl stands a chance as long as she gets Sal drunk first!

  33. TheLurkerAbove
    TheLurkerAbove
    March 21, 2015 at 2:22 am | #

    Sal has had too much booze and is now starting to turn into Elasti-Girl.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      March 21, 2015 at 2:35 am | #

      Noddle aaaaarms !

  34. DarkoNeko
    DarkoNeko
    March 21, 2015 at 2:34 am | #

    …it’s gonna be interesting when Sal and Amazi-Girl finally slugs it out.

  35. Idon'tcarenomore
    Idon'tcarenomore
    March 21, 2015 at 2:37 am | #

    Sal manages to come off looking pretty good for a drunk. That’s a trick in itself. And not too much booze, not enough capacity for it. Jason said he’s now learned she can’t hold her drink.
    Sort of expecting her to barf all down the front of him when she ‘hrrrrrng’ at him.
    Funny and sad strip. Even Sal can feel sorry for herself it seems.
    Jason’s a gentleman, bow tie and all.
    Who’s standing “over there”? The guy from the bar? Amzi-girl?
    Stay tuned for another roller coaster ride on the DoA.

    • Willoughby Chase
      Willoughby Chase
      March 21, 2015 at 5:01 am | #

      I was thinking she’s pointing to Jason as the guy to fight … double vision and all that.

    • Bill
      Bill
      March 21, 2015 at 8:10 am | #

      There’s not that much to barf after only one beer.  Although we don’t know how long she had been there and how many she had drunk before Jason turned up.

      • Rycan
        Rycan
        March 21, 2015 at 11:17 am | #

        Not much beer, but barfing is pretty indiscriminate in regards to what gets ejected.

        • tim gueguen
          tim gueguen
          March 21, 2015 at 11:30 am | #

          “Good Lord, woman, what did you eat?”

          “Chinese buffet. Four plates worth.

      • John
        John
        March 21, 2015 at 2:59 pm | #

        She was sober when Jason showed up, so I’m pretty sure that was her first. The Walkerton alcohol tolerance is legendary across worlds.

  36. Nope!
    Nope!
    March 21, 2015 at 2:48 am | #

    Sal and Jason are my favorite couple. I’m not sure what that means.

  37. Marie
    Marie
    March 21, 2015 at 3:01 am | #

    I was thinking Amazi-Girl might come beat on her for being underage and drunk, but I just realized that Amazi-Girl may be more likely to beat up Jason for what she perceives as inappropriate and, given the alcohol, probably leading to something non-consensual.

    • Rycan
      Rycan
      March 21, 2015 at 4:13 am | #

      Amazi-Girl Saves Drunk Sal – now that’d be a new one.

  38. heavvymetalqueen
    heavvymetalqueen
    March 21, 2015 at 3:02 am | #

    I like the implication that Marcie is the reason Sal doesn’t fight anymore.

    I also like Jason’s outraged “no!” <3

    • Rycan
      Rycan
      March 21, 2015 at 4:22 am | #

      Yet I don’t like the implication that Marcie is Sal’s crutch. Crutches don’t work well when they wander off and do their own thing.

      • Nono
        Nono
        March 21, 2015 at 5:32 am | #

        That’s not on Marcie though, that’s Sal. She’s grumping over having to share Marcie with Malaya when she clearly doesn’t ‘own’ Marcie.

        • Rycan
          Rycan
          March 21, 2015 at 11:19 am | #

          My point was supposed to be that Sal needs to learn to stop using her friend as a crutch, but I guess that was poorly worded.

          • Willoughby Chase
            Willoughby Chase
            March 21, 2015 at 1:11 pm | #

            Now she has Jason as a crutch. Not sure this is better or worse.

            • Zyphyr
              Zyphyr
              March 21, 2015 at 7:00 pm | #

              Based on yesterday, wouldn’t he be more of a Tripod than a Crutch?

              • Clif
                Clif
                March 21, 2015 at 11:53 pm | #

                True. But if he named it Marcie then it works out nearly the same.

      • heavvymetalqueen
        heavvymetalqueen
        March 21, 2015 at 6:54 am | #

        I think it’s been made pretty clear that Marcie is Sal’s crutch. Like half of this chapter is about her dealing with it. Or trying *not* to deal with it.

        I just like the detail that Marcie is who keeps Sal calm and civil – crutch or not, she must have had a really important place in Sal’s post-holdup rehabilitation. As we don’t know much about that period of Sal’s life, every detail like that helps building it.

    • Bill
      Bill
      March 21, 2015 at 8:08 am | #

      I don’t think Marcie is so much a crutch as she is a counterbalance.

    • DarkoNeko
      DarkoNeko
      March 21, 2015 at 11:52 am | #

      not that outraged, his fists aren’t even clenched.

  39. Starman
    Starman
    March 21, 2015 at 4:49 am | #

    In that situation i’d’ve said yes, no matter how big the guy was nor how badly i’d be hurt.

    • Rycan
      Rycan
      March 21, 2015 at 6:30 pm | #

      So, you’d be beat up on the sidewalk, while she stumbles until she finds someone else or the ground, whichever she bumps into first.

      I may be a man, but for the life of me, I could never understand machismo.

  40. Starman
    Starman
    March 21, 2015 at 4:51 am | #

    Aww, they changed my gravitar to Ethan. It used to be Ruth, my second favorite afte Dina.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      March 21, 2015 at 2:22 pm | #

      That’s not Ethan, it’s Ken.

  41. Willoughby Chase
    Willoughby Chase
    March 21, 2015 at 5:02 am | #

    Drunk sex seems to be off the agenda, to be replaced by a massive vomit as she lies down.

    No, I’ve never done anything like that. Ever.

  42. feli
    feli
    March 21, 2015 at 6:19 am | #

    Sal is a funny drunk. I think we would be a great drunken fighter pair 😀

  43. Bill
    Bill
    March 21, 2015 at 7:11 am | #

    Sal — ten feet tall and bulletproof.

  44. Bill
    Bill
    March 21, 2015 at 7:21 am | #

    Believe it or not, I have been Jason in this situation.  Met a female friend of mine at a bar on her birthday and she was already a couple of sheets to the wind.  Ended up doing the AoM thing and made sure she got home OK — and then left her there by herself to protect her reputation (and mine).

    I did call her the next day to make sure she was OK — for a given value of OK.

  45. Bill
    Bill
    March 21, 2015 at 8:00 am | #

    HEY!! HEY!! HEY!!
    Now that your NCAA brackets are busted (whointhehell thought that UAB would knock out Iowa State?), there’s a webcomic tournament about to get going over here.  You’ve got until 3/22 to select which webcomics get ‘bids’ to the tournament, and two of Willis’s comics — Dumbing of Age and Shortpacked! — are among those listed and available to be selected.  So drop on over and let’s get one (or both) into the Big Dance.

    I’d also like to put in a plug for “Legend of Bill” (no relation or connection), but that’s just me.

    • Bill
      Bill
      March 21, 2015 at 8:06 am | #

      And also Kadi Fedoruk’s excellent webcomic, “Blindsprings”.

    • Toes14
      Toes14
      March 21, 2015 at 9:01 pm | #

      They don’t even have Least I Could Do, Quantum Vibe, or Oglaf listed. How can I take that seriously?

  46. Rycan
    Rycan
    March 21, 2015 at 11:30 am | #

    Panel 2, Sal’s mouth – know who that reminds me of?

    • Norah
      Norah
      March 21, 2015 at 2:24 pm | #

      Pintsize, from Questionable Content?

      • Rycan
        Rycan
        March 21, 2015 at 6:43 pm | #

        I was thinking of Malaya, but that’s a good one, too.

    • Norah
      Norah
      March 21, 2015 at 2:25 pm | #

      http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2908

  47. jonathan
    jonathan
    March 21, 2015 at 4:39 pm | #

    so far this is my favorite storyline in six months. Awesome. “Hate Hanging”

    • Rycan
      Rycan
      March 21, 2015 at 6:23 pm | #

      I think you could use a… different term. I had to do a double-take before I realized what you meant to say.

  48. Kathleen
    Kathleen
    March 21, 2015 at 5:10 pm | #

    You know, they mentioned earlier that they found out that Sal was a top, and now the alt text about “failing to shove each other over” I have this image of Jason trying to assume missionary position and she’s just “nope.”

  49. Rycan
    Rycan
    March 21, 2015 at 6:36 pm | #

    Anyone else noticed that Sal/Jason has edged out the combined guy-on-guy vote in the poll?

  50. Superdud
    Superdud
    March 21, 2015 at 8:20 pm | #

    Somehow I think this is a setup for Sal to start a fight with Amazi-Girl. Except it wonn’t be a real fight but both of them admitting their deepest insecurities to each other and then they break down in each others arms and have HOT MAKE-UP SEX. YESSS. (And we get 2 more bi characters! Woot!)

    Obviously English guy buzzs off before all the interesting stuf happens. Or he just stands around and is totally ignored? Yeah, that works too.

  51. Mitsukara
    Mitsukara
    March 22, 2015 at 9:45 pm | #

    I love that Sal wants him to go fight somebody for her because she’s just aware enough to realize, as she fails at shoving him, that it’d be too hard to do it herself, but drunk and depressed enough not to realize how stupid (and nonsensical) it is to ask Jason to do it instead.

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