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Dating

by David M Willis on August 23, 2017 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - The 'Do' List
└ Tags: leslie, mindy, stacy

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  1. Ana Chronistic
    Ana Chronistic
    August 23, 2017 at 12:02 am | #

    Cool people don’t need distractions!

    (which is to say who cares about Becky thinking you’re cool as much as you don’t want to accidentally walk in on her “not partying”)

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      August 23, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

      HELLO TAGS

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        August 23, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

        Whoa, nice catch.

      • Beachfox
        Beachfox
        August 23, 2017 at 12:23 am | #

        Oh shit. So at the same bar, we have Jason and Walkie, Depressed Post-Date Leslie, and Depressed Post-Daughter Stacy?

        Who else has been sucked into this Nexus Point of Drama?!

        • merbrat
          merbrat
          August 23, 2017 at 1:16 am | #

          Well, since Leslie is at the same spot previously occupied by Jason, it stands to reason this Nexus is very Pointed!

        • Bicycle Bill
          Bicycle Bill
          August 23, 2017 at 1:29 am | #

          I was thinking the same thing.  That sure looks like the wheel of that bicycle on the wall behind her.

        • foamy
          foamy
          August 23, 2017 at 5:04 am | #

          The shipping possibilities in this one bar are extraordinary.

          • foamy
            foamy
            August 23, 2017 at 2:11 pm | #

            Also I am liking this new avvy way more than the Roz one.

    • Neeks
      Neeks
      August 23, 2017 at 12:21 am | #

      I read that to the tune of “cool guys don’t look at explosions” for some reason

  2. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    August 23, 2017 at 12:02 am | #

    When they set up this date, Mindy said that Leslie was to pick her up.

    So, did they have a really awkward car ride back to Mindy’s place, or is she stranded at the restaurant?

    • Halpful
      Halpful
      August 23, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

      hopefully they walked or took transit there? especially since leslie’s now in a bar.

      • inqntrol
        inqntrol
        August 23, 2017 at 1:34 am | #

        And we all now that mixing drinking and driving is a bad idea.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          August 23, 2017 at 2:24 pm | #

          Yea, you spill drinks everywhere, the mix falls off the seat and it is hard to steer while trying to crush the ice.

    • Flakky
      Flakky
      August 23, 2017 at 1:12 pm | #

      It was no trouble at all for Mindy, because she had amazing public transport to use.

  3. Miguel
    Miguel
    August 23, 2017 at 12:02 am | #

    Becky failed….

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      August 23, 2017 at 3:03 pm | #

      There are Sayid gravs now omg

      • HeySo
        HeySo
        August 23, 2017 at 3:13 pm | #

        Sayid is the best character.
        I mean. After Dina and Carla and Mike and Ruth and Becky and..
        uh.. But yeah, he’s great!

        Seriously though, I’d love to see more of him. :X

  4. AnvilPro
    AnvilPro
    August 23, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

    Nooooo, I need more of Mindy’s eyebrows in my life

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      August 23, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

      Intensify forward shipping power!

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      August 23, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

      Eyebrows worthy of Emilia Clarke.

      • Remmington Steele
        Remmington Steele
        August 23, 2017 at 2:10 pm | #

        Hypnotic!

    • Theluxland
      Theluxland
      August 23, 2017 at 1:16 am | #

      I just wanted the best for her.
      But this is Dumbing of Age. Nothing really gets okay in the end XD

      • thejeff
        thejeff
        August 23, 2017 at 8:15 am | #

        It might be okay in the end, but the end is a long way away.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          August 23, 2017 at 8:26 am | #

          Oh hey. I got Lucy in the reshuffle.

          I can live with that.
          Do I now have to be nicer and more cheerful and talk less about gender politics than when I was Roz?

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      August 23, 2017 at 1:19 am | #

      Me too. Yesterday’s strip has got to be one of the best eyebrow expression strips in this comic. At some point the dialog became almost secondary.

      There were no character big-surprise or big lab’s eyebrows going into low-earth orbit. But even without that, the closeups were full of feels.

  5. shadowcell
    shadowcell
    August 23, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

    so his name’s just gonna be stubbly, right? stubbly jones

    • Cattleprod
      Cattleprod
      August 23, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

      I came here to post ‘Johan Stubble’, because ‘John’ was too plain.

      • Cholma
        Cholma
        August 23, 2017 at 12:10 am | #

        Stubbly McStubble face

        • Stephen Bierce
          Stephen Bierce
          August 23, 2017 at 12:12 am | #

          I know some real people named Stubblefield. *shrug*

          • JessWitt
            JessWitt
            August 23, 2017 at 12:21 am | #

            First or last name?

            • Stephen Bierce
              Stephen Bierce
              August 23, 2017 at 12:37 am | #

              Last.

    • Ana Chronistic
      Ana Chronistic
      August 23, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

      Stu Blee

      • Amazi-Stool
        Amazi-Stool
        August 23, 2017 at 3:50 pm | #

        Gary Stu Blee

    • Stephen Bierce
      Stephen Bierce
      August 23, 2017 at 12:11 am | #

      F. O. Shadoe

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        August 23, 2017 at 12:23 am | #

        Those are some unfortunate initials.

        Forrest sounds like a good name.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          August 23, 2017 at 12:53 am | #

          Named for Nathan Bedford Forrest, naturally.

          • Delicious Taffy
            Delicious Taffy
            August 23, 2017 at 12:54 am | #

            Shit, are Forrest Gump references still in style?

            • Spaz
              Spaz
              August 23, 2017 at 11:21 am | #

              unless you want Treebeard to yell “Run, forest, run!” as they charge a bunch of orcs as “Final Countdown” blares……..

              …..not sure where I was going with this now. Too distracted by FERVENTLY desiring this.

              • Delicious Taffy
                Delicious Taffy
                August 23, 2017 at 12:44 pm | #

                Nice Rittz grav. Too bad the comic ended so abruptly.

    • maxyai
      maxyai
      August 23, 2017 at 12:35 am | #

      He looks like a Fernando.

  6. Socks
    Socks
    August 23, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

    Oh, hey, Stacy. What a bizarre bar meetup we’re presumably about to have (Walky/Jason/Leslie/Stacy???)

    • CJ
      CJ
      August 23, 2017 at 4:24 am | #

      Joe’s dad?

    • Socks
      Socks
      August 23, 2017 at 9:32 am | #

      Oh god no I’m Rachel now ugh

      • Socks
        Socks
        August 23, 2017 at 7:31 pm | #

        roulette go

        • Socks
          Socks
          August 23, 2017 at 7:31 pm | #

          roulette no

          • Socks
            Socks
            August 23, 2017 at 7:32 pm | #

            but billie

            • Socks
              Socks
              August 23, 2017 at 7:32 pm | #

              no billie

              • Socks
                Socks
                August 23, 2017 at 7:32 pm | #

                is she even still an option

                • Socks
                  Socks
                  August 23, 2017 at 7:33 pm | #

                  but

                • Socks
                  Socks
                  August 23, 2017 at 7:33 pm | #

                  sigh

                • Socks
                  Socks
                  August 23, 2017 at 7:34 pm | #

                  please

                • Socks
                  Socks
                  August 23, 2017 at 7:56 pm | #

                  did I fix

  7. Rocketboy1313
    Rocketboy1313
    August 23, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

    I have never understood this mentality.
    When I have a problem going on dates is usually how I find the confidence and support to get past the problem.
    Skipping out just leaves me in a cycle on no new input.

    • Nonagon
      Nonagon
      August 23, 2017 at 12:16 am | #

      But what if the problem IS dating?

    • Joselitlat
      Joselitlat
      August 23, 2017 at 1:52 am | #

      Different strokes for different folks.

    • Gordon
      Gordon
      August 23, 2017 at 12:17 pm | #

      Okay, but in this particular case, her date is echoing all her insecurities back at her.

      It’s not exactly confidence building

      • Jason
        Jason
        August 23, 2017 at 4:37 pm | #

        I’m not sure insecurities is the right word- not the one I would have chosen anyway. But you’re dead on about her date echoing her issues.
        I think, personally, that hearing her thoughts coming out of someone else’s mouth, without judgement, enabled Leslie to realise that the place she’s in right now isn’t a healthy one and that she still has things about herself that she desperately needs to address for her own well-being.

        Super proud of her here.

  8. Kris
    Kris
    August 23, 2017 at 12:03 am | #

    Wow! Lesbian dating is really depressing.

    • Blackbird
      Blackbird
      August 23, 2017 at 1:01 am | #

      I may have to steal that for the title of my autobiography.

  9. Emperor Norton II
    Emperor Norton II
    August 23, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

    And everyone who said that Leslie’s facial expressions were because she realised that what Mindy said also applied to herself:

    BOOM, you were spot on.

    Have five Imperial Internet Points each.

    • StClair
      StClair
      August 23, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

      what’s the conversion to metric?

      • avarisclari
        avarisclari
        August 23, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

        Depends on the current political climate. If the US is on good terms with the world 0.95IIP=1MIP, if the US is on bad terms, 0.25IIP=1MIP. If the US is the only country in the world, who cares?

        • Amazi-Stool
          Amazi-Stool
          August 23, 2017 at 3:57 pm | #

          A metric point?

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        August 23, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

        They’re not possible to convert.

        We mean, We’re sure there are people who would love to trade in their normal internet point for the IIPs that are given out by Us, but We have to take a stand on this: The only way to acquire Imperial Internet Point is to impress Us one way or another.

        • Goblin Scribe
          Goblin Scribe
          August 23, 2017 at 12:46 am | #

          I am sick of the goddamn neocolonial Imperial Internet trying to supplant and erase other Internet currencies!

          • Emperor Norton II
            Emperor Norton II
            August 23, 2017 at 12:48 am | #

            Will you feel better if We, the emperor of the Internet, give you an IIP?

            • Spaz
              Spaz
              August 23, 2017 at 11:23 am | #

              What’s the IIP conversion ratio for cookies and cupcakes?

              • Emperor Norton II
                Emperor Norton II
                August 23, 2017 at 8:29 pm | #

                About 1 496 IIPs will get you one homemade cocoa muffin.

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      August 23, 2017 at 1:32 am | #

      Oh hey, it seems like I have a new avatar. And it’s Sierra! From awesome to awesome-er!

  10. DailyBrad
    DailyBrad
    August 23, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

    Oh, poor Mindy.
    Sucks that Leslie made this call, but I suppose it’s better than leading Mindy on if she just isn’t in the right headspace right now.

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      August 23, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

      In the words of Drew Barrymore, “They’re just not that into you.”

      Leslie wasn’t feeling it.

  11. Emperor Norton II
    Emperor Norton II
    August 23, 2017 at 12:05 am | #

    Also, I’m sure at least one commenter in this field *coughnotbaggeatallcough* agrees that there is nothing more important in this world than making sure Becky thinks you’re cool.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      August 23, 2017 at 12:23 am | #

      Weeeeeell…

      I friggin’ LOVE Becky, but let’s not kid ourself. She has some… not always well thoughtout attitudes do what makes someome ‘cool’. I mean, we wouldn’t want Leslie to jailbrake her phone or try sushi or something radical like that.

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        August 23, 2017 at 12:35 am | #

        …Ignoring how the odds are that Leslie has already at least tried sushi, why wouldn’t we want Leslie to do those things again?

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          August 23, 2017 at 1:10 am | #

          She could go to JAIL and not be allowed to watch monkey master and have to scoop out the eyeball of the biggest lady with a rusty spoon.

          • Emperor Norton II
            Emperor Norton II
            August 23, 2017 at 1:18 am | #

            But what if she then jailbreaks jail?

            • Bagge
              Bagge
              August 23, 2017 at 1:20 am | #

              *mindblown*

              • Emperor Norton II
                Emperor Norton II
                August 23, 2017 at 1:46 am | #

                Not as much as your mind was blown when you saw my awesome new Sierra avatar!

                • Bagge
                  Bagge
                  August 23, 2017 at 4:29 am | #

                  It IS an awesome avatar, so that’s the truth

                • Deanatay
                  Deanatay
                  August 24, 2017 at 3:01 pm | #

                  Sierra is still best character.

  12. ValdVin
    ValdVin
    August 23, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

    I just hope.Becky’s having more fun than Leslie. But Leslie figured this out, at least.

    So, who shows up at the bar, Anna or Robin?

    • MatthewTheLucky
      MatthewTheLucky
      August 23, 2017 at 12:12 am | #

      Stacy. Check the tags.

      • ValdVin
        ValdVin
        August 23, 2017 at 12:35 am | #

        I already did, thanks. I didn’t type it, but was thinking more along the lines of Stacy having grown-up talk time with Leslie (which she could use).

        Then, add Robin or Anna for hijinx ensue. It’d be just like Leslie’s luck to have to deal with one of them right now given her mood.

  13. Puckish Rogue
    Puckish Rogue
    August 23, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

    Never has a part of me ever identified as strongly with a lesbian (Mindy) as it does right now

  14. jeffepp
    jeffepp
    August 23, 2017 at 12:06 am | #

    No! She’s hot! What are you doing!

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      August 23, 2017 at 12:17 am | #

      She’s doing the right thing, by not leading someone on when she’s not really ready to date; before she’s managed to clear up an issue or two about herself.

      Issues that are very important to start a healthy relationship with.

    • Jamie
      Jamie
      August 23, 2017 at 12:43 am | #

      “She’s hot” is a terrible reason to get into a relationship. It’s a great reason to chat someone up, and maybe get into their pants, possibly even on a regular basis, but it’s a terrible reason to get into a relationship.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        August 23, 2017 at 12:58 am | #

        You just described a valid form of relationship, though?

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          August 23, 2017 at 1:07 am | #

          I’m preeeeeeetty sure that Jamie very, very, very heavily implied “stable, romantic, long-term” when he said “relationship” in the context he did.

      • Nono
        Nono
        August 23, 2017 at 3:51 am | #

        Avatar is appropriate?

  15. Cholma
    Cholma
    August 23, 2017 at 12:07 am | #

    DAMN YOU WILLIS.

    This better not be the last time we see Mindy! I’ll sneak into your house and take back my wedding presents!

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      August 23, 2017 at 12:22 am | #

      You left wedding presents?

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        August 23, 2017 at 10:55 am | #

        The first time they snuck in, yes.

      • Cholma
        Cholma
        August 23, 2017 at 11:00 am | #

        Of course! I would have been a pretty rude wedding guest if I hadn’t. Of course, it’s been, uh, 8 years, so my memory on *what* gifts I bought is a little dim. (Also: 8 YEARS?! How has it been 8 years already!?)

        • Spaz
          Spaz
          August 23, 2017 at 11:26 am | #

          It was a Tesla, a big-ass-screen TV, and all the Transformers in the house.

          Pretty sure that’s about right.

          >.>

  16. Cheshrin
    Cheshrin
    August 23, 2017 at 12:08 am | #

    Well, that was a sobering moment of character development for Leslie, I hope she gets her thoughts all sorted out and *looks at tags* wait, Stacy?????

    • Halpful
      Halpful
      August 23, 2017 at 12:11 am | #

      omg.

      yep, that’s her arm, at the end of the last panel.

  17. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    August 23, 2017 at 12:08 am | #

    Would it be awkward for Leslie to hook up with Anna now? Because I really want to see that happen.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      August 23, 2017 at 12:29 am | #

      It would be awkward, and counter-productive, what with her deciding she isn’t ready to jump back into the dating pool just yet.

      Plus, Leslie didn’t really seem like she actually found Anna’s her abrasiveness attractive so much as she was too insecure to object to it when she was also getting attention. There may be plenty of people who Anna would be great for, but it doesn’t seem like it’d be good for Leslie any more than it was for Mindy :/

      • C.T Phipps
        C.T Phipps
        August 23, 2017 at 12:37 am | #

        She looked shy and flattered when Anna was the supposed date.

        • Fart Captor
          Fart Captor
          August 23, 2017 at 12:46 am | #

          Yeah, which is not really the dynamic I’d expect. I’ve never seen someone just blow past a total stranger insulting them, even in jest, without some sort of acknowledgement. Like, I’d expect some sort of playfulness in her response, like a self-deprecating remark, or making her own jab back at Anna.

          Instead, she just seemed flustered, as if she just didn’t recognize in the moment how backhanded the compliment was. That’s not good for her, even if Anna was just being playful, and didn’t intend anything mean by it.

          • C.T Phipps
            C.T Phipps
            August 23, 2017 at 1:41 am | #

            Eh, some people like jerkasses. I note I am one of them. I didn’t start warming to my wife until she chewed me out several times on the Anita Blake forums.

            • a/snow mous/e
              a/snow mous/e
              August 23, 2017 at 5:28 pm | #

              Jerkassery with the intent to undermine someone’s self-esteem is different from affectionate banter or a well-deserved slap for poor behavior.

              • a/snow mous/e
                a/snow mous/e
                August 23, 2017 at 5:29 pm | #

                oh hey avatar change. now who is this?

    • Dean
      Dean
      August 23, 2017 at 12:52 am | #

      No, it would be awkward if Leslie hooked up with Stacy now.

      • Dean
        Dean
        August 23, 2017 at 12:54 am | #

        But I ship it.

  18. Halpful
    Halpful
    August 23, 2017 at 12:08 am | #

    huh. “stubbly guy” looks almost identical to the one that was behind jason and walky, but he’s wearing a different yellow shirt (no stripes).

    • Yumi
      Yumi
      August 23, 2017 at 12:13 am | #

      Maybe the shirt only has stripes on half, since technically only the same front half was visible in his previous panels, and the other side is visible here.

      Or the person he seemed to be looking for and then found in the previous strip was actually his identical twin.

    • hof1991
      hof1991
      August 23, 2017 at 8:21 am | #

      They’re twins who look identical but dress differently.

  19. Tacos
    Tacos
    August 23, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

    Isn’t that the bar Jason and Walky are at? Well I wonder if they’ll all see each other and how awkward it shall be?

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      August 23, 2017 at 12:10 am | #

      One gay romance fails but another one blooms. Come on Walky, show your true feelings to Jason!

      • Spaz
        Spaz
        August 23, 2017 at 11:32 am | #

        this establishment serves neither McNuggets nor Mac and Cheese. I don’t see a Walky date succeeding here.

  20. Dave
    Dave
    August 23, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

    That’s too bad the Mindy Date didn’t work out. She seems like she could use some good luck on the dating scene and to have her attempts at confidence rewarded with positive results.

    I also think Mindy’s a real cutie. Not relevant to anything, but it colors my ideas. ;P

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      August 23, 2017 at 12:11 am | #

      Mindy seems desperate to put her self-worth on a partner. Getting out of that seems a very good thing to do before she starts dating.

      • Halpful
        Halpful
        August 23, 2017 at 12:15 am | #

        except that can take years and years… and sounds kinda like staying out of the water until you’ve learnt to swim.

        • Li
          Li
          August 23, 2017 at 6:51 am | #

          Not… really.

          Water is necessary for swimming. Dating is absolutely not necessary for self-esteem, AND dating when you value yourself so little and are hoping a partner will make you worth something is kind of a recipe for getting into an abusive relationship. Mindy is safer if she stops expecting her future partners to make her feel like a worthwhile person via their interest before she starts dating.

          • Li
            Li
            August 23, 2017 at 6:52 am | #

            Ooh yikes Robin. Noooo.

            • Li
              Li
              August 23, 2017 at 6:52 am | #

              Aww. Better. I got really attached to Amber tho…

              • Li
                Li
                August 23, 2017 at 6:53 am | #

                … huh. Who is that?

                • Li
                  Li
                  August 23, 2017 at 6:54 am | #

                  Okay just shuffling don’t mind me

                • Amazi-Stool
                  Amazi-Stool
                  August 23, 2017 at 4:44 pm | #

                  But now you are Mind-ee!

                • a/snow mous/e
                  a/snow mous/e
                  August 23, 2017 at 5:32 pm | #

                  I’m pretty sure that’s Sarah’s arch-nemesis, Raidah.
                  No idea who my new avi is, though.

              • a/snow mous/e
                a/snow mous/e
                August 23, 2017 at 5:33 pm | #

                Let me change the caps and see if I get someone recognizable…

                • a/snow mous/e
                  a/snow mous/e
                  August 23, 2017 at 5:34 pm | #

                  NOPE. Take 3…

                • a/snow mous/e
                  a/snow mous/e
                  August 23, 2017 at 5:36 pm | #

                  vaguely know that’s someone in Joyce’s hall. Hm, maybe the original spiky-haired girl was that Sydney Yus from Galasso’s pizza shop?
                  Another variation

                • a/snow mous/e
                  a/snow mous/e
                  August 23, 2017 at 5:37 pm | #

                  okay i’m like 30% sure that’s Claire from QC

                • a/snow mous/e
                  a/snow mous/e
                  August 23, 2017 at 5:37 pm | #

                  hm, you again…

                • a/snow mous/e
                  a/snow mous/e
                  August 23, 2017 at 5:38 pm | #

                  well, my actual name is Michael, so I guess I COULD take that… idk…

                • a/snow mous/e
                  a/snow mous/e
                  August 23, 2017 at 5:39 pm | #

                  Roz is certainly one of the major minor characters. I’ll just give it one last whirl…

                • a/snow mous/e
                  a/snow mous/e
                  August 23, 2017 at 5:41 pm | #

                  oh hey, it’s Howard aka mini-Clinton. well actually let’s do this one last time

                • a/snow mous/e
                  a/snow mous/e
                  August 23, 2017 at 5:42 pm | #

                  PFFFFT

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      August 23, 2017 at 2:27 am | #

      She is really cute, but it seems like she has the same relationship insecurities as Leslie. That can turn into either them helping each other figure it out, or a feedback loop. Looks like Leslie’s leaning toward ‘feedback loop’.

      • Localvigiliante
        Localvigiliante
        August 23, 2017 at 6:29 am | #

        I do want to see Mindy around (I respect a good pair of eyebrows, and own a decent pair of my own) for the plot potential of her interacting with the rest of the cast. I kind of suspected this character development for Leslie was on the way. It sucks to ‘realize oh huh maybe I do extract self worth from current and/or potential romantic partners’. I have so much sympathy for both Leslie and Mindy. I suspect Leslie is feeling kind of guilty and relieved.

        Also it is cute as heck that Leslie wants to give Becky the opportunity to have alone time with her girlfriend. I feel happy for Becky that she can have a fun date and just be herself. Becky is in the stage where being out is liberating and exciting. She knows other queer women now! She gets to start building a community outside of her fundie upbringing.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          August 23, 2017 at 8:20 am | #

          I don’t think Leslie knows Dina is there – she just doesn’t want to blow Becky’s image of her by letting her know the date didn’t even last a half hour.

          • StClair
            StClair
            August 23, 2017 at 4:22 pm | #

            Agreed.

  21. Irredentist
    Irredentist
    August 23, 2017 at 12:09 am | #

    You could have at least invited Mindy to the bar. Booze always makes everything better, if Dumbing of Age has taught me anything.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      August 23, 2017 at 1:59 am | #

      Mindy seems like she took it kinda hard. Probably wasn’t up for turning the date into just gals bein’ pals

  22. Passchendaele
    Passchendaele
    August 23, 2017 at 12:10 am | #

    Haha, I knew that was stacy before I even saw the tags. That bar’s going to be *jam-packed* before the end of the night, isn’t it?

    Also leslie’s cool 100% of the time and becky knows this so ehhhhhh she probably shouldn’t worry too much about it, but at least we got confirmation that schrodinger’s man has collapsed into one state. Yay!

  23. Yumi
    Yumi
    August 23, 2017 at 12:10 am | #

    *starts marching in place* Date Amber’s mom (Stacy)! Date Amber’s mom (Stacy)! Or just hook up because you just said you might not be ready for dating, but I want something to happen with you and Stacy (Amber’s mom).

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      August 23, 2017 at 12:14 am | #

      Your avatar continues to be very appropriate for your comments.

      Also, I said this in yesterday’s strip, but it was rather late, so you probably never saw it:

      ”

      I truly and earnestly hope you get that feeling one day. With boundaries respected, of course!

      And for what it’s worth, and knowing that this is not in the romantic way you hope for: I do read your comments (even if I don’t always respond), and I do think you add something important to this comment field.”

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        August 23, 2017 at 12:18 am | #

        That’s very nice of you, and it also makes me want to go into my mode of, “What? Shut up, I am not emotional, how dare you, I have NEVER had an EMOTION in my LIFE.”

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          August 23, 2017 at 12:41 am | #

          Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        August 23, 2017 at 12:23 am | #

        Also, isn’t it weird how talking to people in comment sections like this can be? And you like form impressions and different groupings of people and even how you interact with them based on what you’ve seen. I was pretty happy yesterday when Cerberus responded to one of my comments because, you know, she’s Cerberus, and all of this is just based on comments that happen on a webcomic.

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          August 23, 2017 at 12:30 am | #

          It’s almost as if when the assholes are pruned out*, it’s much easier for the rest of us to be open about things; and sharing experiences, and learn that we are not alone.

          And while I am pretty much the same wherever I am (silly attention-seeker with the occasional serious thought), I’m really glad to see a lot people being able to be who they are here. Also a bit sad because they can’t be that elsewhere… But still, having one place like that is better than none.

          *Thanks for pruning out the assholes, Willis!

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            August 23, 2017 at 12:45 am | #

            Speaking as someone who moderates at a similar-ish forum, you really do notice the quality goes up when you ditch the assholes.

            • Knayt
              Knayt
              August 23, 2017 at 11:23 am | #

              It’s also super noticeable when the same few assholes keep bypassing various IP bans and showing up over and over – it’s amazing how much two or three of them can drive down the quality of even a large comments section/forum.

            • Cerberus
              Cerberus
              August 23, 2017 at 9:33 pm | #

              Yup, it doesn’t take many assholes to ruin everything. Banning them and keeping them banned does a lot of good for the culture of an online space… or a meatspace space. Like, I’ve seen tight communities ruined by one toxic harassing asshole.

        • Cerberus
          Cerberus
          August 23, 2017 at 9:32 pm | #

          Aw, thanks. I’m glad I was able to make you feel happier yesterday. 😀

      • Yumi
        Yumi
        August 23, 2017 at 1:46 am | #

        Suddenly my avatar is less appropriate for my comments.
        I was sort of enjoying how well I meshed with Daisy at times.

        I like this one too, though.

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          August 23, 2017 at 1:54 am | #

          You will always be Daisy to me, Yumi.

          I mean, if you’re fine with that, of course.

  24. Kravis
    Kravis
    August 23, 2017 at 12:10 am | #

    The guy behind her is Dexter Douglas, the “real” identity of Freakazoid.

    What the fuck he’s doin’ at a bar, however, we do not know.

    • KSClaw
      KSClaw
      August 23, 2017 at 4:06 am | #

      Wouldn’t he ve old enough to go to a bar at this point?

      • Opus the Poet
        Opus the Poet
        August 23, 2017 at 10:22 am | #

        Well Freakazoid was an early ’90s cartoon character and this is 2017, so probably?

        • KSClaw
          KSClaw
          August 23, 2017 at 11:40 am | #

          Mid-90s, it ran from 1995 to 1997, and Dexter was 16 or 17.

          • StClair
            StClair
            August 23, 2017 at 4:23 pm | #

            So, even allowing for comic time, probably!

  25. Dave
    Dave
    August 23, 2017 at 12:10 am | #

    Aaaaaaaaand wait, just checked tags. Leslie is sitting next to Amber’s Mom.

    … rebound opportunity? >_>

    • C.T Phipps
      C.T Phipps
      August 23, 2017 at 12:11 am | #

      I’d ship it!

      • Neeks
        Neeks
        August 23, 2017 at 12:14 am | #

        Amber’s mom has got it going on.

        • Betty Anne
          Betty Anne
          August 23, 2017 at 9:59 am | #

          ^ All of the above.

        • Gordon
          Gordon
          August 23, 2017 at 12:24 pm | #

          She has to, I mean, they wrote a song about Amber’s grandmother.

          • Marius Wynyard
            Marius Wynyard
            August 24, 2017 at 8:21 am | #

            Stacy’s Mom has got it goin’ on, they wouldn’t write a song about it if it wasn’t true! 😇

            • Deanatay
              Deanatay
              August 24, 2017 at 3:05 pm | #

              ITYM “Stacy’s a mom, who’s got it goin’ on”

  26. Kernanator
    Kernanator
    August 23, 2017 at 12:11 am | #

    Don’t worry, Becky would probably come up with a bizarre explanation of what lesbian dating is like to explain how you took so little time.

    • Neeks
      Neeks
      August 23, 2017 at 12:15 am | #

      Lesbian speed dating

  27. motorfirebox
    motorfirebox
    August 23, 2017 at 12:14 am | #

    I already named him a few pages back, when he was merging with his clone across two comic panels. His name is Derp/dorp. He’s one of the Boston Derp/dorps, very fine family. Deep roots in the local community.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      August 23, 2017 at 2:33 am | #

      It’s true! The Derp/dorps run a successful local chain of pubs, with locations in Mattapan, Dorchester, Quincy, Brockton, Fall River, Lowell, and Hyde Park.

      • Spaz
        Spaz
        August 23, 2017 at 11:35 am | #

        Are the Derp/Dorps related to the Dorpchesters out of New York?

  28. JessWitt
    JessWitt
    August 23, 2017 at 12:15 am | #

    Aww, I didn’t think it meant that much for Leslie to be cool in front of Becky.

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      August 23, 2017 at 12:18 am | #

      That’s really sweet! And OF COURSE Becky will still think she’s cool. She’s a lesbian who takes up space in society, AND who took in Becky when she needed it.

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        August 23, 2017 at 12:24 am | #

        Yes to all of that. But the one blemish is shooting down the date she scouted for her. Hope Becky is reasonable enough to accept it.

  29. Bagge
    Bagge
    August 23, 2017 at 12:15 am | #

    Huh? Leslie pulls the plug when she realizes that the date has run its course. She communicates clearly and doesn’t lie to either herself or her date.

    Where’s the dumb drama in this? What about our cravings for messed up lesbian relationships, huh? Leslie? Did you think of that?

    • Sporky
      Sporky
      August 23, 2017 at 12:19 am | #

      She’s already of age, so she doesn’t need to do as much dumbing

      • JessWitt
        JessWitt
        August 23, 2017 at 12:25 am | #

        She is still bound within the comic’s rights to meet the minimum amount of dumbing.

        • Deathjavu
          Deathjavu
          August 23, 2017 at 1:52 am | #

          She failed to plan for the failure of a half-blind (?) date. Dumb, but not “I have a do-list” or “I’m running from failing classes” dumb.

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          August 23, 2017 at 8:23 am | #

          She did so much dumbing in the Robin part of the arc that she’s got credit to apply to future arcs.

  30. Neeks
    Neeks
    August 23, 2017 at 12:17 am | #

    On the one hand, it’d be nice if an evening spent in Stacy’s company had as positive an effect on Leslie as it did on Danny.

    On the other hand, what if Joe’s dad is sitting on the other side of her off-panel and suggests a threesome.

    • Neeks
      Neeks
      August 23, 2017 at 12:20 am | #

      Also putting in my vote for “Reggie” as stubbly guy’s name

      • CoMa
        CoMa
        August 24, 2017 at 12:12 am | #

        Even though you might not read this – I love your avatar, and I know that I know the character from somewhere, but I’m not sure. Could you help me out? 😀

        *(It’s not from “Marmalade Boy”, is it? If it is, oh boy, I do remember my mangas, it’s been ages since I last read that. Like, literally at least a decade)

        • CoMa
          CoMa
          August 24, 2017 at 12:13 am | #

          (Okay, I’m DEFINITELY NOT keeping the blowjob cat as avatar O.O)
          Time to experiment!

        • Neeks
          Neeks
          August 25, 2017 at 9:24 am | #

          I believe it was from Marmalade Boy… I made the avatar a longass time ago, don’t really remember myself, lol.

  31. Heavensrun
    Heavensrun
    August 23, 2017 at 12:19 am | #

    Oh PLEASE tell us Leslie hooks up with Amber’s mom. That would be AMAZING.

    • JessWitt
      JessWitt
      August 23, 2017 at 12:26 am | #

      Dang, what a twist that would be.

      But Stacy is seeing Dr. Richard.

    • Puckish Rogue
      Puckish Rogue
      August 23, 2017 at 12:26 am | #

      Even better, hooks up with Amber’s mom AND Joe’s dad!

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        August 23, 2017 at 12:33 am | #

        Minus infinite Imperial Internet Points!

        That’s right, now you need to earn infinite Imperial Internet Points just to get back at zero. And We have not been known for handing out more than 90 Imperial Internet Points to any one single person at any time.

        • ValdVin
          ValdVin
          August 23, 2017 at 1:08 am | #

          Imperial? How many SAE points is that, for those of us using old US internets?

          • ValdVin
            ValdVin
            August 23, 2017 at 1:13 am | #

            I’ll withdraw the question, as it’s been answered upthreae.

  32. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    August 23, 2017 at 12:21 am | #

    Does guy on the right with brown hair and glasses have a name? He’s cute.

    • Fart Captor
      Fart Captor
      August 23, 2017 at 1:05 am | #

      He actually looks vaguely like me in college, especially with those glasses.

      • Keulan
        Keulan
        August 23, 2017 at 1:29 am | #

        He kinda looks like me in college too, except I rarely wore hoodies and my hair is more curly. And I don’t think I’ve ever thought of myself as cute.

    • HeySo
      HeySo
      August 23, 2017 at 3:11 pm | #

      It’s Liam. That’s my head-canon, and I’m sticking to it.

  33. Fox
    Fox
    August 23, 2017 at 12:25 am | #

    The hardest person to face is yourself. No one wants to look at another person and see a reflection of the most painful things inside themselves. This hits home.

  34. Wendy
    Wendy
    August 23, 2017 at 12:28 am | #

    Ughhhh. I really hope this doesn’t mean she turns to Robin “I Was Perfectly Okay Actively Destroying the Lives Of LGBT People Until I Got Outed” DeSanto. Because if Leslie’s looking for someone very far from being an echo of her (like, you know, an actually decent person), Robin sure fits the bill.

    I mean it’s good that she doesn’t want to lead anyone on; not so great that she seems to actively seek out people who…are just…not…good…

    • Li
      Li
      August 23, 2017 at 6:45 am | #

      I mean she ended the date to get away from someone who was telling her how awesome it was that Robin did all that, so. I doubt she’s looking for someone more like Robin.

  35. Fox
    Fox
    August 23, 2017 at 12:30 am | #

    It’s so hard to feel like you’re worthless. To have to fight to build some self-esteem and even then, when you hit a low place, it all falls away and you have claw your way back up again and each time it gets both easier and harder to get back up again.

  36. Bagge
    Bagge
    August 23, 2017 at 12:32 am | #

    Poor Mindy 🙁

    OK, since we probably won’t see anything else about her night, my headcanon is that the second Leslie leaves the waitress will gather her courage and ask if she can tag in on the date. One thing leads to another and two days later they are on a bus to Seattle for a weekend of giggling, handholding and lots and lots of sex.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      August 23, 2017 at 12:44 am | #

      Headcanon seconded.

    • Adj
      Adj
      August 23, 2017 at 1:24 am | #

      I will gladly board the Mindy/Waitress ship.

      “Mindress?”

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        August 23, 2017 at 2:18 am | #

        I’m stealing that for the name of my new psychic lesbian superhero.

        • Slartibeast Button, BIA
          Slartibeast Button, BIA
          August 23, 2017 at 2:22 am | #

          Does she battle the evil Dr. Heteronormative from QC?

          • Delicious Taffy
            Delicious Taffy
            August 23, 2017 at 2:46 am | #

            Mindress’s arch-nemesis is Shane from the Game Emporium. He’s always selling her low-rolling dice and really bad Yu-Gi-Oh! booster packs, and he does it with a friendly smile, the fiend.

            Shane’s coworker Deb, on the other hand, is secretly in a committed relationship Mindress’s civilian identity, Karen Murray

            • Jago
              Jago
              August 23, 2017 at 3:53 am | #

              I’s read it.

              • NickG
                NickG
                August 23, 2017 at 4:30 am | #

                Is that a custom avatar or has DYW added an official Mindy?

                • NickG
                  NickG
                  August 23, 2017 at 4:37 am | #

                  Must try to escape pudding Head Avatar

  37. C.T Phipps
    C.T Phipps
    August 23, 2017 at 12:39 am | #

    I really hope we see Leslie come across the Crazy Parking Lot LadyTM on the way back home. Note: Robin is not homeless (and has multiple ones) but is perfectly capable of living around her campaign headquarters’s ruins like a phantom out of spite/pride.

  38. Saaaam
    Saaaam
    August 23, 2017 at 12:47 am | #

    Gotsta be the cool mom

  39. Goblin Scribe
    Goblin Scribe
    August 23, 2017 at 12:50 am | #

    Stubbles is the guy who tried to dismiss the rape claims earlier, right? Let’s name him Ryan. That’s right, he gets Not-Ryan’s old name!

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      August 23, 2017 at 12:59 am | #

      They seem superficially similar, but they have different chins, different haircuts, and different glasses. So probably not the same person.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      August 23, 2017 at 1:01 am | #

      Too uninspired.

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      August 23, 2017 at 1:28 am | #

      …why do so many people forget that his name was Ryan? It was just his middle name, which is why not many people knew him as that.

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        August 23, 2017 at 1:31 am | #

        …also, wait, when did my gravatar change to Penny? I don’t like this Penny.

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          August 23, 2017 at 1:31 am | #

          …and now I just realized that Emperor Norton is no longer Jacob.

          • Fart Captor
            Fart Captor
            August 23, 2017 at 1:37 am | #

            It looks like Willis added a bunch of avatars for new characters (and I think new ones for old characters?) and now everything has been thrown into chaos!

            I’m gonna have to start reading usernames more closely now

            • Michael Chandra
              Michael Chandra
              August 23, 2017 at 4:04 am | #

              I miss my old avatar… ;_;

              • Fart Captor
                Fart Captor
                August 23, 2017 at 2:31 pm | #

                But Amber is the most huggable!

            • Marsh Maryrose
              Marsh Maryrose
              August 23, 2017 at 9:40 am | #

              And as we all know, chaos is a ladder.

              (Anxious to see who I got.)

              • adjudicus
                adjudicus
                August 23, 2017 at 9:42 pm | #

                “Only the ladder is real. The climb is all there is.”

                (also curious to see which avatar I got)

          • Emperor Norton II
            Emperor Norton II
            August 23, 2017 at 1:37 am | #

            We are indeed Sierra. Maybe we should change Our title to Empress to commemorate this awesome change?

            • Marsh Maryrose
              Marsh Maryrose
              August 23, 2017 at 9:52 am | #

              She is the Emperor.

              Or perhaps you could go with a gender-neutral title like “Emperix.”

        • Kamino Neko
          Kamino Neko
          August 23, 2017 at 1:50 am | #

          Check the Twitterbox. Willis rerandomized the avatars at about 1:30 Eastern time.

    • Amazi-Stool
      Amazi-Stool
      August 23, 2017 at 4:39 pm | #

      That does not make a lot of sense.

      First “stubbles” (or as Willis puts it: the stubbly guy) is the guy on the left, with the three-day (stubbly) beard.

      The guy on the left is indeed looking slightly similar to the guy you are talking about, but:

      1) Rounded glasses vs. square glasses;
      2) Black sclera vs. coloured (brown) sclera (a bit difficult to judge, as it is dark now).

  40. C.
    C.
    August 23, 2017 at 1:02 am | #

    Hmm… there’s no evidence in canon that Stacy is bi, but there’s no counter-evidence either.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      August 23, 2017 at 8:17 am | #

      FWIW, I think it’s more likely that she and Leslie are going to end up commiserating over their mutual sucky taste in significant others (basically, abusive). It is possible that there could be a drunken one-night stand but I doubt it somehow.

  41. Keulan
    Keulan
    August 23, 2017 at 1:23 am | #

    Damn it I was hoping their date would go better. Leslie’s reasons for ending it make sense though.

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      August 23, 2017 at 1:56 am | #

      And hopefully she’s being honest with Mindy and herself, and it’s not really ‘you’re not zany and boundary-ignoring enough’.

  42. Badgermole
    Badgermole
    August 23, 2017 at 1:32 am | #

    I hope this isn’t the last we see of Mindy. I’m weirdly invested now in seeing her get some combination of happiness and self-esteem.

    • Badgermole
      Badgermole
      August 23, 2017 at 1:33 am | #

      Uh, can someone tell me who my new auto generated grav is a picture of?

      • Keulan
        Keulan
        August 23, 2017 at 1:37 am | #

        Is it Bloodrose? I hope it’s Bloodrose.

        • Keulan
          Keulan
          August 23, 2017 at 1:39 am | #

          And apparently my grav is now Mike, quite the change from when it was Joyce.

      • spoopyfox
        spoopyfox
        August 23, 2017 at 1:38 am | #

        i think it’s bloodrose

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        August 23, 2017 at 1:39 am | #

        I think it’s good ol’ what-her-face, Agatha’s room mate

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        August 23, 2017 at 1:56 am | #

        Shoulder McHairson.

      • Badgermole
        Badgermole
        August 23, 2017 at 2:06 am | #

        Ah, I’m not too familiar with the Walkyverse characters. Also think it’s interesting how I keep getting gravs (Dina was my last one) who are hard to spot as a running joke. (Should I lurk less, comment on posts here more? Maybe.)

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          August 23, 2017 at 3:35 pm | #

          Careful, knowing Sir Willis’s sense of humour, your next grav will be an empty panel.

  43. Emperor Norton II
    Emperor Norton II
    August 23, 2017 at 1:43 am | #

    Ok, people, people, people!

    While we’ve had our first avatar shuffle in four years, you know what the coolest thing is?

    Go to yesterday’s strip, and see which avatar Cerberus ended up with. DO EEEET!

    • King Daniel
      King Daniel
      August 23, 2017 at 2:02 am | #

      *claps*

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        August 23, 2017 at 2:02 am | #

        Alright, Penny really isn’t doing it for me. Let me try this:

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          August 23, 2017 at 2:04 am | #

          OH NO NO NO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

          Grav roulette, don’t fai

          • King Daniel
            King Daniel
            August 23, 2017 at 2:04 am | #

            Whew.

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          August 23, 2017 at 2:05 am | #

          First Penny, then Mary!

          Next, you’ll end up with Peter.

          • King Daniel
            King Daniel
            August 23, 2017 at 12:43 pm | #

            Fortunately not.

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          August 23, 2017 at 2:20 am | #

          But Penny was combat-ready.

          • King Daniel
            King Daniel
            August 23, 2017 at 2:35 am | #

            Wrong Penny. That Penny I like, but DoA’s Penny isn’t half as cool.

    • Badgermole
      Badgermole
      August 23, 2017 at 2:03 am | #

      Well done, algorithm.

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      August 23, 2017 at 2:19 am | #

      She got the absolutely best possible grav for her. Well done, gravatar roulette.

    • Needfuldoer
      Needfuldoer
      August 23, 2017 at 2:39 am | #

      Well played, Gravatar algorithm.

      • Needfuldoer
        Needfuldoer
        August 23, 2017 at 2:39 am | #

        Huh, apparently I get Dina now. Not sure if I’m worthy…

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          August 23, 2017 at 2:40 am | #

          Do you like dinosaurs?

          • Needfuldoer
            Needfuldoer
            August 23, 2017 at 3:54 am | #

            Well, yes, but who doesn’t?

            • Bagge
              Bagge
              August 23, 2017 at 8:40 am | #

              Bad people who should feel bad.

            • Emperor Norton II
              Emperor Norton II
              August 23, 2017 at 9:36 am | #

              OK, what is your favourite dinosaur, then?

    • Ninjamaid
      Ninjamaid
      August 23, 2017 at 6:41 am | #

      Just commenting (seriously I so rarely comment) to see my avatar.

      • Ninjamaid
        Ninjamaid
        August 23, 2017 at 6:41 am | #

        Eh.

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        August 23, 2017 at 11:09 am | #

        I’m sure you actually comment a lot.

        We just don’t see it.

        • Sara Hysaro
          Sara Hysaro
          August 23, 2017 at 11:22 am | #

          I comment all the time! …in my head. Because I’m a little shy about new (to me) communities. Plus I’m stretched a little thin as is.

          • Emperor Norton II
            Emperor Norton II
            August 23, 2017 at 11:31 am | #

            And now I got The Cranberries’ “Zombie” stuck in my head.

            I was just trying to make a joke about not being able to see ninjamaid’s posts because ninja.

            • Delicious Taffy
              Delicious Taffy
              August 23, 2017 at 12:40 pm | #

              Thanks for the earworm.

    • butting
      butting
      August 23, 2017 at 8:29 am | #

      RAWWWWWWWK!!!

      (alsoes, Grace is pretty damn cool. *checks a few pages to see who’s got Mary in the new shuffle*)

    • Random832
      Random832
      August 23, 2017 at 9:43 am | #

      Avatar test.

      • Random832
        Random832
        August 23, 2017 at 9:44 am | #

        Who even is… Meredith?

        *checks tags* Ah. Gluten-free. Anyway, trying my other email now.

        • Random832
          Random832
          August 23, 2017 at 9:45 am | #

          Oh yeah, that one still has a custom gravatar. I should take care of that, I actually specifically stopped using it here for that reason.

          Now trying my other other email, which I’ve never used here before so I’ll probably need approval.

    • Rukduk
      Rukduk
      August 23, 2017 at 6:20 pm | #

      Sorry I’m late to the Grav party. And the comment section party. And the new comic party. Let’s see who I have.

      • Rukduk
        Rukduk
        August 23, 2017 at 6:22 pm | #

        Ok. Didn’t expect Meredith. But I also doubt that she fits me well. So here we go again.

        • Rukduk
          Rukduk
          August 23, 2017 at 6:23 pm | #

          …Unexpected. Here’s another go around

          • Rukduk
            Rukduk
            August 23, 2017 at 6:23 pm | #

            Oh sweet lord no!!!!

            • Rukduk
              Rukduk
              August 23, 2017 at 6:25 pm | #

              Dammit!

              • Rukduk
                Rukduk
                August 23, 2017 at 6:26 pm | #

                …ok, last try then I’m going back to Meredith.

                • Rukduk
                  Rukduk
                  August 23, 2017 at 6:26 pm | #

                  Welp. Guess Meredith it is.

                • Rukduk
                  Rukduk
                  August 23, 2017 at 6:27 pm | #

                  Wait. How’d I get Sarah?

                • Rukduk
                  Rukduk
                  August 23, 2017 at 6:27 pm | #

                  No no no. I’m trying to get back to the first one.

                • Rukduk
                  Rukduk
                  August 23, 2017 at 6:28 pm | #

                  Is this what I need to type to get back?

                • Rukduk
                  Rukduk
                  August 23, 2017 at 6:29 pm | #

                  Nope.

                • Rukduk
                  Rukduk
                  August 23, 2017 at 6:30 pm | #

                  Ok. This should get me back to the first one.

      • Halpful
        Halpful
        August 23, 2017 at 6:51 pm | #

        o.0 I got some dude.

        so, first try: capitalizing character 0.

        • Halpful
          Halpful
          August 23, 2017 at 6:53 pm | #

          huh, I think my gravatar test hit moderation. (4)

          • Halpful
            Halpful
            August 23, 2017 at 6:54 pm | #

            another test, 5

            • Halpful
              Halpful
              August 23, 2017 at 6:55 pm | #

              and 8

              • Halpful
                Halpful
                August 23, 2017 at 6:56 pm | #

                oh crud, autofill threw off some of these. (9)

                • Halpful
                  Halpful
                  August 23, 2017 at 6:57 pm | #

                  and my method of tracking changes kinda sucks too. this one would be … 0,9?

                • Halpful
                  Halpful
                  August 23, 2017 at 6:58 pm | #

                  urrgh so many male avatars, come on, I want dina or amber…
                  2,9

                • Halpful
                  Halpful
                  August 23, 2017 at 6:59 pm | #

                  come on, gravatar. 4,9

                • Halpful
                  Halpful
                  August 23, 2017 at 7:01 pm | #

                  yay! dina 🙂 but let’s see if there’s an amber in here. 5,9

                • Halpful
                  Halpful
                  August 23, 2017 at 7:01 pm | #

                  maybe 8,9

                • Halpful
                  Halpful
                  August 23, 2017 at 7:02 pm | #

                  what. an avatar of… someone’s hair? what even is that?
                  0,8,9

                • Halpful
                  Halpful
                  August 23, 2017 at 7:03 pm | #

                  how about… 2,8,9

                • Halpful
                  Halpful
                  August 23, 2017 at 7:04 pm | #

                  no, amazi-jerk doesn’t count. 😛 4,8,9

                • Halpful
                  Halpful
                  August 23, 2017 at 7:05 pm | #

                  5,8,9 maybe?

                • Halpful
                  Halpful
                  August 23, 2017 at 7:07 pm | #

                  screw it, caps ALL the things! (with six bits, I could do 2^6=64 tries, but that seems excessive)

                • Halpful
                  Halpful
                  August 23, 2017 at 7:08 pm | #

                  lol 🙂 it’s always the last place you look, right? 😉

  44. HeySo
    HeySo
    August 23, 2017 at 1:44 am | #

    “that stubbly guy’s gonna hafta get a name”

    Aren’t the guys in that strip already named Ahmed, Liam, and Gavin?
    Don’t go ruining my head-canon now..

    • HeySo
      HeySo
      August 23, 2017 at 1:45 am | #

      Ooh. Lovin’ the new avatar it chose for me 😀

  45. Pl0x
    Pl0x
    August 23, 2017 at 1:51 am | #

    Final panel reminds me so much of Pearl, like omigosh dangit, the similarities between these two, cross-universe fictional lesbians.

    • Pl0x
      Pl0x
      August 23, 2017 at 1:52 am | #

      Wait. My icon isn’t Becky anymore and that makes me sad. 🙁

      • Loki
        Loki
        August 23, 2017 at 2:04 am | #

        You look splendid, though.

        • Shariku
          Shariku
          August 23, 2017 at 2:05 am | #

          Loki stole it!

          • StClair
            StClair
            August 23, 2017 at 2:53 am | #

            LOKI DID IT -> MAKE LOKI FIX IT

            • Emperor Norton II
              Emperor Norton II
              August 23, 2017 at 3:03 am | #

              You pretty much described half of the stories about the gods in Asgard.

              • StClair
                StClair
                August 23, 2017 at 4:19 am | #

                There’s a flowchart!

                • Bagge
                  Bagge
                  August 23, 2017 at 8:44 am | #

                  That’s pretty spot on.

                  You COULD add a box of “Odin did it” and “Eh, shit were pretty fudged up anyway. Let’s just drink meed and watch Loki tie his balls to a goat* instead.”

                  *) “Loki played some antics with a goat” as one translation so delicately put it.

              • Kamino Neko
                Kamino Neko
                August 23, 2017 at 12:57 pm | #

                The other half are evenly split between ‘we broke it, make Loki fix it’ and ‘Loki broke it…break Loki’.

        • Pl0x
          Pl0x
          August 23, 2017 at 3:04 am | #

          Unfortunately I don’t really care about Jacob.

          (Let’s see who I get now.)

          • Pl0x
            Pl0x
            August 23, 2017 at 3:07 am | #

            Oh. It’s Joyce. Hmmmm. I don’t really want to comment spam just to try out avatars, but…

            • Bucket
              Bucket
              August 23, 2017 at 8:19 am | #

              But you’re gonna anyway, for fun!

              • Bucket
                Bucket
                August 23, 2017 at 1:44 pm | #

                And so am I, now that I saw the hint…

                • Bucket
                  Bucket
                  August 23, 2017 at 1:44 pm | #

                  hmm, not quite.

                • Bucket
                  Bucket
                  August 23, 2017 at 1:45 pm | #

                  one more time…

  46. Slartibeast Button, BIA
    Slartibeast Button, BIA
    August 23, 2017 at 2:01 am | #

    Doesn’t Rom-Com logic dictate that Leslie meet someone in the bar and really hit it off with them?

    • CJ
      CJ
      August 23, 2017 at 4:52 am | #

      Yes. Considering Stacy is tagged that won’t happen any time soon though.
      I wonder if we will get drunken Stacey telling Leslie her daughter needs help she can’t provide- thus putting it on Leslie to do so – or drunken Leslie seeing Stacy and Joes dad make out.
      Or will Robin appear in search of a drink or because someone posted a picture of Leslie in that bar?

  47. BenRG
    BenRG
    August 23, 2017 at 2:02 am | #

    This is the scenario that can end with an ill-considered one-night stand.

  48. BBCC
    BBCC
    August 23, 2017 at 2:15 am | #

    Ooooh, gravatar swap! Time to play gravatar roulette until I get Sal again! 😀

    • BBCC
      BBCC
      August 23, 2017 at 12:59 pm | #

      Awwww, I like Sierra! Shame she’s not Sal.

      • BBCC
        BBCC
        August 23, 2017 at 12:59 pm | #

        Nope, sorry Daisy.

        • BBCC
          BBCC
          August 23, 2017 at 1:00 pm | #

          Sorry, Ken, this is yet another girl you’re about to strike out with.

          • BBCC
            BBCC
            August 23, 2017 at 9:02 pm | #

            Nope, I want your sister, walky.

            • BBCC
              BBCC
              August 23, 2017 at 9:03 pm | #

              I’m sorry, Mindy, you’re a button, but I want a different girl.

              • BBCC
                BBCC
                August 23, 2017 at 9:04 pm | #

                Sorry, Joss, but pass.

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  August 23, 2017 at 9:06 pm | #

                  Oooh, does this mean more Beatrice?

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  August 23, 2017 at 9:07 pm | #

                  Beat it, Walky

                • BBCC
                  BBCC
                  August 23, 2017 at 9:08 pm | #

                  Okay, I was gonna wait until the new strip to continue, but FUCK THAT if that means being Mary.

  49. Anowan
    Anowan
    August 23, 2017 at 2:59 am | #

    Hiii what is my avatar

    Oh also good strip and is everybody in the same bar and will Leslie and Bowtie communicate ? (I’m the worst reader, can’t remember his name right now, don’t care to search it in the archive).

    • Anowan
      Anowan
      August 23, 2017 at 3:00 am | #

      Well let’s play the game of “turning a random letter into a capital letter”

      • Anowan
        Anowan
        August 23, 2017 at 3:00 am | #

        Oh universe, why

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          August 23, 2017 at 3:02 am | #

          *Can’t stop laughing at the avatar pairing to the “oh universe, why” comment.*

          • Anowan
            Anowan
            August 23, 2017 at 3:04 am | #

            I get you.

          • King Daniel
            King Daniel
            August 23, 2017 at 12:38 pm | #

            It is certainly an appropriate match.

    • thejeff
      thejeff
      August 23, 2017 at 8:30 am | #

      Jason, but more importantly: Blowjob Cat is an actual avatar now? Awesome.

  50. Anowan
    Anowan
    August 23, 2017 at 3:01 am | #

    Let’s remember this one and take another chance

    • Anowan
      Anowan
      August 23, 2017 at 3:02 am | #

      Really cute buuuuut now I’m launched I want to see it through sorry for the spam.

      • Anowan
        Anowan
        August 23, 2017 at 3:03 am | #

        Settling for this one, sorry for making you lose your time while you were reading the comments fellow reader

  51. Barf Ninjason
    Barf Ninjason
    August 23, 2017 at 3:07 am | #

    For Stubbs’ name, how about “Crando”…? That’s sort of like a name.

    • McBogue
      McBogue
      August 23, 2017 at 4:02 pm | #

      Crando LOLrissian?

  52. Jago
    Jago
    August 23, 2017 at 3:55 am | #

    Stacy… why is it tagged Stacy? *clicks*
    OH! STACY!

    • Jago
      Jago
      August 23, 2017 at 3:56 am | #

      I love my new Avatar! Can I keep it? She even looks a bit like me.

      • Nickg
        Nickg
        August 23, 2017 at 4:36 am | #

        That settles my question above and gives me hope we’ll see more of Mindy

        • NickG
          NickG
          August 23, 2017 at 4:43 am | #

          Now I’ve got Robin, try again

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      August 23, 2017 at 7:53 am | #

      More importantly, she’s right next to Leslie. Something is about to happen, I think!

  53. John
    John
    August 23, 2017 at 3:56 am | #

    I have become what I hate.

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      August 23, 2017 at 9:19 am | #

      You hate dapper guys with newfound self-confidence and ukulele skills?

      • John
        John
        August 24, 2017 at 12:18 am | #

        Yes.

        Also, Danny.

        Especially Danny rocking his Sally Forth Sly Smirk™.

        This may have finally convinced me to register a gravatar. I’m going to steal the random Philémon grav I got over on Frivolesque, I think.

  54. Michael Chandra
    Michael Chandra
    August 23, 2017 at 4:02 am | #

    Aw, the avatars changed. I liked angry Ma-… What’s her name again?

  55. Dev
    Dev
    August 23, 2017 at 4:20 am | #

    Oh hey, my avatar changed from Dorothy to Ruth. I was very confused when looking for my comment a few days ago. 😀

  56. not someone else
    not someone else
    August 23, 2017 at 4:57 am | #

    I admit I am posting entirely to see what my new avatar is.

    • not someone else
      not someone else
      August 23, 2017 at 4:59 am | #

      Roz… hm.

      …At least it’s someone I recognize? She’s kind of the nega-me. Straight cis woman who’s very loud and has a lot of sex.

      • Roborat
        Roborat
        August 23, 2017 at 3:42 pm | #

        Can’t be nega-you, she doesn’t have a goatee.

        • George
          George
          August 23, 2017 at 5:56 pm | #

          That just means “not someone else” *has* a goatee.

    • missilentmurmur
      missilentmurmur
      August 23, 2017 at 5:26 am | #

      me too!

      • missilentmurmur
        missilentmurmur
        August 23, 2017 at 5:27 am | #

        that didn’t go too well

        • Cholma
          Cholma
          August 23, 2017 at 12:14 pm | #

          I think you meant: “that went VERY well”!

          • MatthewTheLucky
            MatthewTheLucky
            August 23, 2017 at 1:04 pm | #

            A little too well, probably.

            • MatthewTheLucky
              MatthewTheLucky
              August 23, 2017 at 1:06 pm | #

              Wait, what?

              • MatthewTheLucky
                MatthewTheLucky
                August 23, 2017 at 1:06 pm | #

                Hmm, a little too bland.

                • MatthewTheLucky
                  MatthewTheLucky
                  August 23, 2017 at 1:07 pm | #

                  Not quite…

                • MatthewTheLucky
                  MatthewTheLucky
                  August 23, 2017 at 1:08 pm | #

                  Needs more character development…

                • MatthewTheLucky
                  MatthewTheLucky
                  August 23, 2017 at 1:08 pm | #

                  There we go.

      • Keulan
        Keulan
        August 23, 2017 at 5:28 am | #

        I did not expect one of the avatars to be Blowjob Cat.

        • Keulan
          Keulan
          August 23, 2017 at 5:29 am | #

          Ok I’m sticking with Dorothy.

    • Brian Buhl
      Brian Buhl
      August 23, 2017 at 12:18 pm | #

      It’s been forever since I’ve commented. I wonder….

    • Lyingcat
      Lyingcat
      August 23, 2017 at 5:10 pm | #

      doing the same even though this is like the 5th time I’ve ever commented. But I did used to have kind of a lame avatars… so maybe if it’s a cool one now I’ll comment ALL OF THE TIME

      • Lyingcat
        Lyingcat
        August 23, 2017 at 5:11 pm | #

        hmm… yeah not sold

        • Lyingcat
          Lyingcat
          August 23, 2017 at 5:12 pm | #

          Ooo but the email thing changes it

          • Lyingcat
            Lyingcat
            August 23, 2017 at 5:12 pm | #

            yep. like that one.

  57. Keulan
    Keulan
    August 23, 2017 at 4:59 am | #

    Ok, I have a feeling I’m not gonna like the results if I try for a different avatar…

    • Keulan
      Keulan
      August 23, 2017 at 5:00 am | #

      Ooh, Agatha! Nice.

      • Keulan
        Keulan
        August 23, 2017 at 5:01 am | #

        Haven’t see much of Marcie lately.

        • Keulan
          Keulan
          August 23, 2017 at 5:03 am | #

          I’m basically playing avatar roulette again.

          • Keulan
            Keulan
            August 23, 2017 at 5:04 am | #

            Marcie twice apparently.

            • Keulan
              Keulan
              August 23, 2017 at 5:05 am | #

              One more try, sorry for the spam.

              • Keulan
                Keulan
                August 23, 2017 at 5:10 am | #

                Ok, last time now.

                • Keulan
                  Keulan
                  August 23, 2017 at 5:17 am | #

                  Final try for real this time.

          • Gandalf007
            Gandalf007
            August 23, 2017 at 6:10 am | #

            How do you do that, use a different email? Until Willis changes them again, a given email address will always have the same avatar associated with it, right? (Of course you could go sign up for Gravatar and pick your own, but that sounds suspiciously like work!)

            Let’s see what my new assignment is… old one was Billie, which I probably wouldn’t have selected myself, but grew to appreciate. Her expression seemed to add just a hint of snark to my comments (in a positive way, hopefully).

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              August 23, 2017 at 8:32 am | #

              Gravatar roulette is case sensitive, email isn’t.
              foo@bar.com gets you a different result than Foo@bar.com

            • UniqueSnowflake2
              UniqueSnowflake2
              August 23, 2017 at 8:56 am | #

              You can capitalize letters in the email address.

              • StClair
                StClair
                August 23, 2017 at 4:31 pm | #

                back when I learned email, the rule was that all letters should be/had to be lowercase, period.

                then again, when I learned email, some people/places were still using bang-paths to route it manually…

                • thejeff
                  thejeff
                  August 23, 2017 at 6:03 pm | #

                  Interestingly, theoretically email addresses are still case sensitive. The domain name is not, but the actual user name should be.

                  Almost no email servers enforce this though, treating user names differing only by case as the same.

  58. Li
    Li
    August 23, 2017 at 7:08 am | #

    I really think this is the best thing Leslie could have done, given that she was not feeling a spark with Mindy, who was simultaneously broadcasting much less “I’m into you specifically” and much more “I am desperate to not be single anymore”.

    Going on the date at all was giving Mindy a chance despite her not being attracted to her on their initial meeting. Staying longer when she isn’t into her would just have led Mindy on.

    (Which in no way means that Leslie will go “back” to Robin (they art never dating so there’s no “back” to go), and it definitely doesn’t mean she’ll look Anna up. Leslie bot being into Mindy has only a little bit to do with Robin and nothing to do with Anna. Nor does it mean she needs more drama in her life or that Mindy isn’t cute. Sometimes you just don’t feel a spark.)

    • Li
      Li
      August 23, 2017 at 7:09 am | #

      shuffle shuffle

      • Li
        Li
        August 23, 2017 at 7:11 am | #

        oh no, I come off aggressively enough online without an actively angry face XD sorry Malaya

        • Li
          Li
          August 23, 2017 at 7:12 am | #

          Nope

        • Li
          Li
          August 23, 2017 at 7:12 am | #

          … ermmmm

        • Li
          Li
          August 23, 2017 at 7:13 am | #

          Nono thank you

          • Li
            Li
            August 23, 2017 at 7:14 am | #

            I really like the new Amber too… /shakes fist

            • Li
              Li
              August 23, 2017 at 7:14 am | #

              sigh

              • Li
                Li
                August 23, 2017 at 7:15 am | #

                … The Roz is really cute too hrmmm

                • Li
                  Li
                  August 23, 2017 at 7:17 am | #

                  Nnnnnope

              • Li
                Li
                August 23, 2017 at 7:16 am | #

                Getting further away from it

              • Li
                Li
                August 23, 2017 at 7:16 am | #

                Dang. SO CLOSE AND YET SO FAR

                • Emperor Norton II
                  Emperor Norton II
                  August 23, 2017 at 9:33 am | #

                  Now the real question is… Why did you not stop at this point?

              • Li
                Li
                August 23, 2017 at 7:18 am | #

                My reply to skills are really not great on this site

  59. Li
    Li
    August 23, 2017 at 7:10 am | #

    That is such a cute avatar 😐 is it Raidah?

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      August 23, 2017 at 8:14 am | #

      No, Malaya.

  60. vulcanodon
    vulcanodon
    August 23, 2017 at 7:46 am | #

    Feeling bad for Mindy right now. She is going to go home in an awful state of mind.

    • BenRG
      BenRG
      August 23, 2017 at 8:15 am | #

      Yeah but sometimes it’s best to just tear off the band-aid. It wasn’t going to go anywhere; at the very best the two would end up reinforcing their mutual worst characteristics (in terms of self-esteem).

      • StClair
        StClair
        August 23, 2017 at 10:52 am | #

        Agreed.
        (also, test…)

  61. hof1991
    hof1991
    August 23, 2017 at 8:28 am | #

    Instead of a ship, maybe the two will talk about their failures and bad choices. And how best to deal with daughters in troubled situations.

  62. Josh Spicer
    Josh Spicer
    August 23, 2017 at 8:52 am | #

    This is the same bar Walky and British Teach are at, aren’t they?

    (Shows how much I don’t care about British Teach enough to remember his name from Joyce and Walky)

    • ValdVin
      ValdVin
      August 23, 2017 at 10:00 am | #

      Nah, don’t worry about his name. Just remember, “Hey, that’s a bicycle!”

  63. Matt
    Matt
    August 23, 2017 at 9:04 am | #

    Am I the only one that’s unreasonably distracted by the fact that she’s not wearing a watch on the first panel?

  64. Spencer
    Spencer
    August 23, 2017 at 9:53 am | #

    You’re too good for this world, Mindy.

    o hai stacy

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      August 23, 2017 at 9:54 am | #

      Grav roulette go.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        August 23, 2017 at 9:54 am | #

        Hmm. One more try.

        • Spencer
          Spencer
          August 23, 2017 at 9:55 am | #

          Man, this is tough.

          • Amazi-Stool
            Amazi-Stool
            August 23, 2017 at 5:07 pm | #

            You have uploaded yourself a custom avatar at gravatar.com, so you do not participate in the grav roulette.

            • Spencer
              Spencer
              August 23, 2017 at 5:09 pm | #

              You’re pulling my leg here.

  65. Io
    Io
    August 23, 2017 at 10:08 am | #

    *Posts just to see new avatar*

    • Io
      Io
      August 23, 2017 at 10:09 am | #

      Who the heck even is this person??

      • Random832
        Random832
        August 23, 2017 at 10:26 am | #

        The guy from the LGBTQ group.

  66. Scar Man!!!
    Scar Man!!!
    August 23, 2017 at 10:09 am | #

    So can someone tell me who my new gravatar is supposed to be? I think it’s Ruth from the original Walkyverse, but I’m not sure?

    • Spencer
      Spencer
      August 23, 2017 at 10:11 am | #

      It’s Rose. Minor character who used to be Amber’s half-sister in the Walkyverse.

      • Scar Man!!!
        Scar Man!!!
        August 23, 2017 at 10:57 pm | #

        That’s funny. I could swear I read all of shortpacked and I don’t remember seeing her

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      August 23, 2017 at 10:15 am | #

      It appears to be Rose, and I’m surprised you don’t remember her, considering how many times she’s appeared in this comic!

      (One time)

  67. Cerberus
    Cerberus
    August 23, 2017 at 10:10 am | #

    Comic Reactions:

    Panels 1-2: I love how Leslie takes the opportunity here to do the healthiest thing for all parties and do so in as kind a way as she can. It reflects how she tried to handle the Robin situation at the bar and her character in general, being prone to destructive thinking but also recognizing that impulse and the danger of letting that impulse rule over her actions.

    Panel 3: Oof, that headspace. Where things not working out are because you did something personally wrong. It’s an easy headspace to fall into, especially if you have a mindset that likes to try and problem-solve situations and break them down or if you struggle with low self-esteem or anxiety/depression. I’ve struggled with this headspace a lot myself thanks to past bad relationship and familial situations where I was gaslit and blamed for things outside my control.

    So yeah, I feel for Mindy here a bit, but this is still the right call.

    Panels 4-5: Words cannot contain how much I love this bit here. It’s so self-aware and well-delivered. And yeah, it gets into a very specific thing. Someone who shares neuroses can sometimes be a good thing, can mean someone who understands and respects how those little things mean to you. But it can also be mutually destructive.

    And this would have been the latter. As Leslie said, what Mindy said wasn’t anything she hasn’t said to herself, but that’s exactly why she doesn’t need external support for her self-destructive loneliness and romanticism. She needs confirmation and strength that she’s made the correct decisions in the end to stand for her mental health and well-being.

    And she especially needs that now coming out of the personally destructive saga that was Robin.

    But I love how she delivers that with empathy for Mindy’s headspace. That tells her, no, you’re not alone, I’ve felt the same way, but that’s not a good thing. It maybe even gives her a nudge to re-examine the self-destructive life she’s currently trapped in pining after a woman in her house who will never love her or treat her with full respect.

    Panel 6: This is also adorable. It feels like Leslie continuing morphing into her role as adoptive mom for Becky, wanting to still be thought of as the cool mom even though she’s a giant dork (a common struggle for mom types).

    I think as they get to know each other more, this will settle, but in the meantime, it’s just cute.

    • Cerberus
      Cerberus
      August 23, 2017 at 10:11 am | #

      Wait… holy shit new gravatars?!? And I got Carla?!?

      *happy dance*

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        August 23, 2017 at 10:18 am | #

        It’s even confirmed that it was only luck that you got her.

        Incredible, awesome luck.

      • StClair
        StClair
        August 23, 2017 at 10:54 am | #

        you ****ing goddess. 🙂

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          August 23, 2017 at 11:01 am | #

          Exactly. This was the universe’s way to remind Cerberus that she is a motherfucking goddess, and don’t you forget it!

      • OBBWG
        OBBWG
        August 23, 2017 at 4:53 pm | #

        Nobody deserves Carla more.

        (Also, this post is a great chance to jump into the avatar roulette.)

      • Scar Man!!!
        Scar Man!!!
        August 23, 2017 at 5:38 pm | #

        Did you not notice this yesterday?

        • thejeff
          thejeff
          August 23, 2017 at 6:06 pm | #

          Changed sometime overnight, probably after she last posted.

          The change is retroactive though, so you can look back and see the new avatars on yesterday’s posts.
          Which means that this comment page will be completely incomprehensible after the next update.

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          August 23, 2017 at 6:25 pm | #

          Yeah, it changed at around 01:30-ish in Eastern Summer Time.

          And thejeff: Most of it will be nonsense. However, all the people trying the avatar roulette and just saying “Nope” to each new attempt may become even funnier. Especially if they end up sticking with Peter in the end.

          • thejeff
            thejeff
            August 23, 2017 at 9:48 pm | #

            You can already see that with some of the ones who have custom gravatars, but turned them off to play. Someone has a whole pageful of the Ruth/Billie/Carla reaction shot going “Ugh no”, “C’mon roulette”, etc, up above.

            • thejeff
              thejeff
              August 23, 2017 at 9:52 pm | #

              But only sometimes. Some of them all go back to the custom grav when they’re done. Others leave the roulette ones in place.
              Depends on how they switch, I guess.

              • vlademir1
                vlademir1
                August 24, 2017 at 12:10 am | #

                Playing roulette, with any real stakes anyway, is always a chumps game, even if it can be fun. The only sure winning strategy, as with Thermonuclear War, is to not play. The next best is to just accept that as you enjoy the process of playing you age going to, at best, be nickel and dimed to cover the cost.

                Now that everyone’s face has changed, it’ll take me weeks to get everyone straight in my head again…

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        August 24, 2017 at 1:09 am | #

        Whoooo! High five, you amazing goddess, you!

    • Fox
      Fox
      August 23, 2017 at 11:24 pm | #

      I’ve been there too cerberus, for much the same reasons. It’s a terrible habit and leads down so many dark roads. So many people suffer because of the idea that grand gestures can make up for being awful. It’s an unhealthy and destructive trope. Here’s to you and me and everyone else who’s crawled or is crawling out of that trap.

  68. Ragnarok101
    Ragnarok101
    August 23, 2017 at 10:22 am | #

    Gravity roulette…spin, spin, spin…

    • Ragnarok101
      Ragnarok101
      August 23, 2017 at 10:22 am | #

      Ugh, Joe, nope, spinning again

      • Ragnarok101
        Ragnarok101
        August 23, 2017 at 10:23 am | #

        …I have no idea who this guy is.

        • Random832
          Random832
          August 23, 2017 at 10:24 am | #

          Mary’s boyfriend. Spinning again was definitely the right choice.

          • Random832
            Random832
            August 23, 2017 at 10:24 am | #

            …nope.

            • Random832
              Random832
              August 23, 2017 at 10:25 am | #

              ugh

              • Random832
                Random832
                August 23, 2017 at 11:01 am | #

                Got Leslie in another reply and okay with that but running through a couple more options just to see

                • Random832
                  Random832
                  August 23, 2017 at 11:01 am | #

                  And one last one and then I’m done for today.

  69. Ragnarok101
    Ragnarok101
    August 23, 2017 at 10:23 am | #

    Trying some more

  70. Geno
    Geno
    August 23, 2017 at 10:52 am | #

    Grav roulette let’s see who I get

    • Geno
      Geno
      August 23, 2017 at 10:53 am | #

      Works for me

  71. StClair
    StClair
    August 23, 2017 at 10:56 am | #

    Hm, none of the randoms so far are really doin’ it for me. Might be time to finally sign up for a custom…

    • StClair
      StClair
      August 23, 2017 at 10:56 am | #

      yeah, definitely not HER.

  72. WillD
    WillD
    August 23, 2017 at 11:25 am | #

    Blatant gravatar-only post

    • WillD
      WillD
      August 23, 2017 at 11:25 am | #

      I can live with that.

    • WillD
      WillD
      August 23, 2017 at 11:26 am | #

      Alternative email

  73. Lulu
    Lulu
    August 23, 2017 at 12:07 pm | #

    That was quick and disappointing.
    Maybe author will throw that newspaper lesbian girl a bone in form of drunk Leslie?
    Also what are the chances Leslie will meet Robin now?
    I hope low.

    • MatthewTheLucky
      MatthewTheLucky
      August 23, 2017 at 1:11 pm | #

      That would be horribly inappropriate and also hilarious since Jason and Walky are there.

  74. Smooti
    Smooti
    August 23, 2017 at 12:17 pm | #

    Man, I feel really bad for Mindy though. I mean, Leslie’s right, and the two are too similar to hit it off romantically. But you also could’ve continued the date and made a new friend too. You know how hard it is making new friends when you’re an adult, Leslie!!!

    • Smooti
      Smooti
      August 23, 2017 at 12:19 pm | #

      Sooooo uh, how do ya change the gravatar guys~?

      • King Daniel
        King Daniel
        August 23, 2017 at 12:32 pm | #

        Simplest way is to change the capitalization in your e-mail (for example: eMail@address instead of email@address), although you can use alternate e-mail addresses instead if you’d rather.

        • 3oranges
          3oranges
          August 23, 2017 at 1:00 pm | #

          Some things like gmail will also let you add periods to your address without breaking it.

        • Smooti
          Smooti
          August 23, 2017 at 2:36 pm | #

          Thank you!

      • TheAmazingKMan
        TheAmazingKMan
        August 23, 2017 at 12:34 pm | #

        Just capitalize different letters of your e-mail to get different results.

        • Emperor Norton II
          Emperor Norton II
          August 23, 2017 at 7:45 pm | #

          Or just accept what you get on the first try, so we don’t all end up with about seven different avatars instead of the about 56 that Willis made for us.

          Or get a custom avatar if you -really- want something special.

          • Inahc (formerly Halpful)
            Inahc (formerly Halpful)
            August 23, 2017 at 8:13 pm | #

            that’s no fun 😛

  75. m-m
    m-m
    August 23, 2017 at 12:18 pm | #

    Grav-roulette

  76. King Daniel
    King Daniel
    August 23, 2017 at 12:30 pm | #

    Eh, while I’m here I might as well jump in on the Grav Roulette fad while it lasts.

  77. Inbar Fink
    Inbar Fink
    August 23, 2017 at 12:34 pm | #

    Man, Grav Roulette day is the one thing that makes me kinda sad to have a set Gravatar (but only kinda), maybe I could’ve been Blowjob Cat

    *sigh* ….someday…

    • Bagge
      Bagge
      August 23, 2017 at 1:27 pm | #

      I feel you. I mean, I have an AWESOME Becky gravatar but… to be part of the excitement, the rush of uncertainty… I could be anything. Joyce? Danny? Even Dorothy?

      • Bagge
        Bagge
        August 23, 2017 at 1:27 pm | #

        …eh, what the fudge. YOLO!!!!

        • Bagge
          Bagge
          August 23, 2017 at 1:28 pm | #

          …Huh? I SAID YOLO!!!

          • Bagge
            Bagge
            August 23, 2017 at 1:46 pm | #

            Grace huh…

            Nah, BACK TO BECKY!!! SEE YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE, GRACE!

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      August 23, 2017 at 3:11 pm | #

      *checks URL* Nope…you’d have been Mike.

      I’d have got Sayid.

      • Marsh Maryrose
        Marsh Maryrose
        August 23, 2017 at 3:51 pm | #

        There’s a way to check without actually posting?

        • Kamino Neko
          Kamino Neko
          August 23, 2017 at 4:02 pm | #

          Well, you need to have posted, but those of us with set gravatars can check what we would have gotten by checking the URL of the one we have – it’s at the end.

          Can’t remember who informed me of that, but I learned it after I made the same comment that Inbar Fink did last time they got reshuffled.

      • Spencer
        Spencer
        August 23, 2017 at 6:08 pm | #

        B-but… Sayid!

  78. King Daniel
    King Daniel
    August 23, 2017 at 12:34 pm | #

    Okay, I think I’ll settle on Ruth for now. Unless this last test gives something better.

  79. JBento
    JBento
    August 23, 2017 at 12:43 pm | #

    Wait, I’m exempt from grav roulette because I set an avatar, right?

    • JBento
      JBento
      August 23, 2017 at 12:43 pm | #

      Oh, good, right.

  80. Delicious Taffy
    Delicious Taffy
    August 23, 2017 at 12:50 pm | #

    …Alright, I’m curious.

    • Delicious Taffy
      Delicious Taffy
      August 23, 2017 at 12:51 pm | #

      No thanks.

      • Delicious Taffy
        Delicious Taffy
        August 23, 2017 at 12:52 pm | #

        Nah

        • Delicious Taffy
          Delicious Taffy
          August 23, 2017 at 12:53 pm | #

          God no

          • Delicious Taffy
            Delicious Taffy
            August 23, 2017 at 12:55 pm | #

            Not quite

            • Delicious Taffy
              Delicious Taffy
              August 23, 2017 at 12:56 pm | #

              Not happenin’.

              • Delicious Taffy
                Delicious Taffy
                August 23, 2017 at 12:57 pm | #

                Don’t be clingy

                • Delicious Taffy
                  Delicious Taffy
                  August 23, 2017 at 12:58 pm | #

                  Ha. Nope.

                • Delicious Taffy
                  Delicious Taffy
                  August 23, 2017 at 1:00 pm | #

                  Unrelatable

                • Delicious Taffy
                  Delicious Taffy
                  August 23, 2017 at 1:01 pm | #

                  Last try

                • Delicious Taffy
                  Delicious Taffy
                  August 23, 2017 at 1:04 pm | #

                  Ken’s a good kid, but I’ll stick to this.

  81. SolomonK
    SolomonK
    August 23, 2017 at 12:50 pm | #

    The stubbly guy apparently has to be Kathy, Kate, Kitty or Kat…

  82. Flakky
    Flakky
    August 23, 2017 at 1:16 pm | #

    So bigger odds of Leslie running into Walky or a certain disgraced senator?

  83. ithehellamhenry
    ithehellamhenry
    August 23, 2017 at 1:39 pm | #

    Nooo. Nooo. Please don’t make Mindy sad!

    Nooo.

  84. papercurse
    papercurse
    August 23, 2017 at 1:45 pm | #

    Now what sweet avatar do the new RNG gods bestow upon me?!

    • papercurse
      papercurse
      August 23, 2017 at 1:46 pm | #

      Eh… Could be better at least my cool haircolour fits and it’s not the Blowjobcat. ;P

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        August 23, 2017 at 6:57 pm | #

        On the negative side, it’s not Blowjobcat.

  85. Apostate
    Apostate
    August 23, 2017 at 2:04 pm | #

    Grav roulette time. Also good on you Leslie for keeping your own mental health as a priority.

  86. Remmington Steele
    Remmington Steele
    August 23, 2017 at 2:08 pm | #

    LET THE GRAV GODS SPEAK!

  87. Koms
    Koms
    August 23, 2017 at 2:10 pm | #

    Might as well get on the grav train

    • Koms
      Koms
      August 23, 2017 at 2:12 pm | #

      Yay!!

  88. hallucigenia
    hallucigenia
    August 23, 2017 at 2:22 pm | #

    So Jason, Walky, Leslie, and Stacy walk into a bar.

    My guess is that we’re not done, and that about 2/3 of the people who’ll be in the final scene in this bar have arrived.

    • hallucigenia
      hallucigenia
      August 23, 2017 at 2:22 pm | #

      OH man rerolling my avatar because Malaya’s a total pain in the ass.

  89. hallucigenia
    hallucigenia
    August 23, 2017 at 2:23 pm | #

    Nope. Apparently I am bad at this

  90. Pablo360
    Pablo360
    August 23, 2017 at 2:49 pm | #

    Time to test out my new Gravi— oh, right.

  91. AlexDenton
    AlexDenton
    August 23, 2017 at 3:10 pm | #

    OMG a bit of Stacy’s hair is in the picture, so she gets a tag. That’s attention to details ^^

  92. Ryek Hvek
    Ryek Hvek
    August 23, 2017 at 3:13 pm | #

    People need to keep entering that bar scene above until we get this

  93. Marsh Maryrose
    Marsh Maryrose
    August 23, 2017 at 3:47 pm | #

    New avatars (per the twitter feed) for which the tags as yet yield zero result: Beatrice, Nash, Spencer.

    Also, at least three different people got what might be Bloodrose. Not appearing in the posted set, and not even a valid tag. Some kind of Easter egg?

    • Kamino Neko
      Kamino Neko
      August 23, 2017 at 3:59 pm | #

      Bloodrose was a character in the other universe who was part of a running gag where she never appeared fully in a panel. Thus her appearing as only a shoulder and bit of hair in the avatar…and being replaced by Walky in that set.

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        August 23, 2017 at 7:51 pm | #

        Bloodrose has shown up in DoA at least once, untagged

        • King Daniel
          King Daniel
          August 23, 2017 at 8:49 pm | #

          Apparently she’s shown up at least one other time.

          • King Daniel
            King Daniel
            August 23, 2017 at 8:49 pm | #

            Dangit, that was supposed to include this link: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2016/comic/book-7/02-everything-youve-ever-wanted/sandals/

  94. Marsh Maryrose
    Marsh Maryrose
    August 23, 2017 at 3:47 pm | #

    I refuse to be Peter.

    • McBogue
      McBogue
      August 23, 2017 at 4:24 pm | #

      DBAP (Don’t Be A Peter). Kinda means the same thing.

  95. Zatar
    Zatar
    August 23, 2017 at 4:09 pm | #

    Oh everyone’s Gravatar’s are changing…That’s disorienting.

    • Zatar
      Zatar
      August 23, 2017 at 4:10 pm | #

      Oh! I like this one. Same general feel as the last one but I don’t have to see Mary’s stupid face anymore.

  96. Why do i even bother
    Why do i even bother
    August 23, 2017 at 4:38 pm | #

    Grav-y

    • Why do i even bother
      Why do i even bother
      August 23, 2017 at 4:39 pm | #

      Wow actually this matches my personality way better than the Dina

  97. Nenja
    Nenja
    August 23, 2017 at 4:41 pm | #

    oh new Gravatars! what will I get?

    • Nenja
      Nenja
      August 23, 2017 at 4:42 pm | #

      … damn it.

      • Nenja
        Nenja
        August 23, 2017 at 4:47 pm | #

        no, no, I can’t do this. I’m trying this capitalizing thing.

        • Nenja
          Nenja
          August 23, 2017 at 4:51 pm | #

          I’m not sure I’m cool enough for that one.

          • Nenja
            Nenja
            August 23, 2017 at 4:53 pm | #

            aha, my old one!

            • Nenja
              Nenja
              August 23, 2017 at 4:55 pm | #

              Yes. Danny is a good egg. I’m keeping that egg.

              • coMa
                coMa
                August 23, 2017 at 4:57 pm | #

                I’m trying too with the letters!

  98. CoMa
    CoMa
    August 23, 2017 at 4:57 pm | #

    I don’t know if I got this…

    • CoMa
      CoMa
      August 23, 2017 at 4:58 pm | #

      Whoops, this was supposed to be a reply. Sorry for wasting extra space – I just got so confused by the new gravatars.

  99. Tenn
    Tenn
    August 23, 2017 at 5:12 pm | #

    I… actually don’t ship Leslie and Stacy. Am I getting a fever or something?

    • Scar Man!!!
      Scar Man!!!
      August 23, 2017 at 5:23 pm | #

      No, you are in good company after that last comment by Stacy

  100. Puckish Rogue
    Puckish Rogue
    August 23, 2017 at 5:38 pm | #

    Ok so who am I today?

    • Puckish Rogue
      Puckish Rogue
      August 23, 2017 at 5:38 pm | #

      Ok so don’t know who that is so we’ll try again…

      • Puckish Rogue
        Puckish Rogue
        August 23, 2017 at 5:39 pm | #

        Good enough

  101. a/snow mous/e
    a/snow mous/e
    August 23, 2017 at 5:43 pm | #

    and more attempts down here

    • a/snow mous/e
      a/snow mous/e
      August 23, 2017 at 5:43 pm | #

      hm

      • a/snow mous/e
        a/snow mous/e
        August 23, 2017 at 5:43 pm | #

        ?

        • a/snow mous/e
          a/snow mous/e
          August 23, 2017 at 5:44 pm | #

          cool hair :3

          • a/snow mous/e
            a/snow mous/e
            August 23, 2017 at 5:47 pm | #

            oh it’s that b*ngo Penny. i mean i’m pretty sure she would self-label as a b*ngo. She’s all right, if underused

            • a/snow mous/e
              a/snow mous/e
              August 23, 2017 at 5:48 pm | #

              that’s like agatha or something

              • a/snow mous/e
                a/snow mous/e
                August 23, 2017 at 5:49 pm | #

                Roz with no hat? I’ll take it! (but let’s just check this last iteration)

                • a/snow mous/e
                  a/snow mous/e
                  August 23, 2017 at 5:49 pm | #

                  *suspense*

                • a/snow mous/e
                  a/snow mous/e
                  August 23, 2017 at 5:50 pm | #

                  Roz it is!

                • a/snow mous/e
                  a/snow mous/e
                  August 23, 2017 at 5:50 pm | #

                  (i think)

                • a/snow mous/e
                  a/snow mous/e
                  August 23, 2017 at 5:55 pm | #

                  *brushes ethan’s hair* <3 cute boi, likez boiz, good circle of friends / poly shipping material… seems good for now :3

                • a/snow mous/e
                  a/snow mous/e
                  August 23, 2017 at 5:56 pm | #

                  but just to be thorough/unbelievably picky, one last trial…

                • a/snow mous/e
                  a/snow mous/e
                  August 23, 2017 at 5:57 pm | #

                  FUCking yessss billie is my spirit cheerleader

                • a/snow mous/e
                  a/snow mous/e
                  August 23, 2017 at 6:08 pm | #

                  *spirleader

  102. hapax
    hapax
    August 23, 2017 at 8:07 pm | #

    Okay, now I’m grav-curious.

    But surely I am NOT the only one to hear Leslie say, “Nothing you have said isn’t something I haven’t said quietly to myself” and thought, “Wait – Leslie said to herself ‘I’m a dental hygienist’?”

    • Emperor Norton II
      Emperor Norton II
      August 23, 2017 at 8:32 pm | #

      I can see her telling herself that after a particularly trying day at work (i.e. days with Joe in them).

      “*sigh* I’m basically a dental hygienist. I clean out the old corn, but I can’t do anything about the inset rot.”

  103. Lordhaw
    Lordhaw
    August 23, 2017 at 8:38 pm | #

    Poor Mindy. But I totally get that Leslie isn’t in the right headspace for this right now.

  104. miina
    miina
    August 23, 2017 at 9:16 pm | #

    Ooh so excited for roulette. Feel a little guilty since our recent character friends have been glummy

  105. Arianod
    Arianod
    August 23, 2017 at 9:25 pm | #

    …or you could have talked about something else.

  106. crys
    crys
    August 23, 2017 at 9:30 pm | #

    it’s been said but man do i really love how leslie’s adopting the ‘cool lesbian mom’ role

    • crys
      crys
      August 23, 2017 at 9:32 pm | #

      w h a t is that gravatar ahahahaha

      • Emperor Norton II
        Emperor Norton II
        August 23, 2017 at 10:28 pm | #

        It’s Blowjob Cat.

  107. adjudicus
    adjudicus
    August 23, 2017 at 9:55 pm | #

    Gravatar roulette!

    • adjudicus
      adjudicus
      August 23, 2017 at 9:56 pm | #

      I like amber as much as the next person, but…

      • adjudicus
        adjudicus
        August 23, 2017 at 9:58 pm | #

        Nope

        • adjudicus
          adjudicus
          August 23, 2017 at 9:59 pm | #

          Nah

          • adjudicus
            adjudicus
            August 23, 2017 at 10:07 pm | #

            Walky’s cool and all, but not who I’m looking for

            • adjudicus
              adjudicus
              August 23, 2017 at 10:07 pm | #

              Whoops

              • adjudicus
                adjudicus
                August 23, 2017 at 10:10 pm | #

                Sayid! But still not who I’m looking for

                • adjudicus
                  adjudicus
                  August 23, 2017 at 10:11 pm | #

                  NOPE

                • adjudicus
                  adjudicus
                  August 23, 2017 at 10:13 pm | #

                  Last try

                • adjudicus
                  adjudicus
                  August 23, 2017 at 10:14 pm | #

                  Yeah, I’m keeping Danny.

  108. Carms
    Carms
    August 23, 2017 at 10:06 pm | #

    ooh let’s find out my new avvy

    • Carms
      Carms
      August 23, 2017 at 10:06 pm | #

      WELP

      • Gaia
        Gaia
        August 23, 2017 at 10:41 pm | #

        For shits and giggles.
        WELPing isn’t helping. 😛

  109. Gaia
    Gaia
    August 23, 2017 at 10:40 pm | #

    Completely unrelated, I just want to hear peoples opinions on this Anime quote. (If any of you have a forum where I/we can pose “rule breaking” questions, please inform me, I/we really need one.)

    “All men … are NOT created equal! Some are born swifter afoot, some with greater beauty, some are born into poverty and others born sick and feeble. Both in birth and upbringing, in sheer scope of ability every human is inherently different; Yes that is why people discriminate against one another, which is why there is struggle, competition and the unfaltering march of progress. Inequality is not wrong, equality is. What of the E.U. which made equality a right? Rabble politics by a popularity contest. The Chinese Federation with its equal distribution of wealth? A nation of lazy dullards. But not our beloved Britannia, we fight, we compete, evolution is continuous. Britannia alone moves forward, advancing steadily into the future. Even the death of my son, Clovis, demonstrates Britannia’s unswerving commitment to progress. We will fight on, we shall struggle, compete, plunder and dominate, and in the end, the future shall be ours. ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!!!!!”

    Parts of it make no sense without watching the Anime, nevertheless, opinions?

    Related: Please give Mindy a fair shake, she is so kind, she deserves some kindness, not the hell you/Willis seem to insist on. (I’ve been a Ruth girl for some time now.)

    • Gaia
      Gaia
      August 23, 2017 at 10:46 pm | #

      Wouldn’t being a MTF transsexual be more appropriate for my friend? xD

      Oh on that any advice, seeing as my best friend is MTF, no hormones yet. ( He, soon to be She is going to Cuba for the “treatment”,European if it matters)

      • Fart Captor
        Fart Captor
        August 23, 2017 at 11:33 pm | #

        For one, “transsexual” has generally fallen out of favor. Unless its the term your friend prefers, you should probably go with “transgender woman” instead.

        I would recommend making a point of educating yourself on trans issues in general, if you haven’t already started doing so since your friend came out to you. That’ll help you avoid stumbling blindly into sensitive topics you might not have known about, and spare your friend some effort explaining stuff to you, freeing up time & energy to spend talking about other stuff. Assigned Male is probably a good start. It does a good job of depicting the kind of stuff trans people have to put up with (in the US, at least. Hopefully not as much where she’s at) in a way that’s easy to digest and relate to. Also, you should generally favor articles and other stuff about trans people that’s written by trans people. Beware of assholes claiming to be feminists arguing that acceptance of trans women is somehow harmful to women.

        I dunno. Hopefully that’s helpful / correct enough to start with, in case nobody wiser happens to chime in

  110. Valerie
    Valerie
    August 23, 2017 at 10:58 pm | #

    New gravatars? But I was Becky before and it was awesome. Who will I be now…?

    • Valerie
      Valerie
      August 23, 2017 at 10:59 pm | #

      I don’t recognize this guy. D: GIVE MY BECKY BACK.

      • David M Willis
        David M Willis
        August 23, 2017 at 11:14 pm | #

        chili’s becky back ribs

        • Ryek Hvek
          Ryek Hvek
          August 23, 2017 at 11:30 pm | #

          we need a Shepherd’s Pie avatar – it would automatically be in poor taste

  111. Van Jealous
    Van Jealous
    August 23, 2017 at 11:39 pm | #

    Nothing to read here. Just heard about the av-shuffle and checking to see if I’m still Penny or not.

    • Van Jealous
      Van Jealous
      August 23, 2017 at 11:40 pm | #

      Apparently not. Joyce is fine (although I’ll miss Penny).

  112. Jhon
    Jhon
    August 23, 2017 at 11:50 pm | #

    I think this will turn out to be Jacob.

    • Jhon
      Jhon
      August 23, 2017 at 11:53 pm | #

      Yep, called it!

  113. Jhon
    Jhon
    August 23, 2017 at 11:55 pm | #

    I wondered about the huge number of comments today…

  114. Jhon
    Jhon
    August 23, 2017 at 11:56 pm | #

    It didn’t take long for me to catch on.

    • Jhon
      Jhon
      August 23, 2017 at 11:58 pm | #

      I could keep that one if I want to be contrary.

      • Jhon
        Jhon
        August 23, 2017 at 11:59 pm | #

        I can get 8 different ones just by ringing the changes on ‘.com’.

        • Jhon
          Jhon
          August 24, 2017 at 12:01 am | #

          Because, you know, binary.

          • Jhon
            Jhon
            August 24, 2017 at 12:02 am | #

            Just one more.

            • Jhon
              Jhon
              August 24, 2017 at 12:04 am | #

              Last one. For now.

  115. Rectilinear Propagation
    Rectilinear Propagation
    August 24, 2017 at 7:31 am | #

    I actually wasn’t as far off from guessing what Leslie was thinking as I thought I was. I mean, I was wrong, I didn’t guess that Mindy was reminding Leslie of herself but I was a little right in that part of the problem was how Mindy thinks of herself.

    I dunno, being wrong in a different way and in a way I’m not certain I was even supposed to anticipate makes me feel better. (Please tell me if this was actually glaringly obvious. I will feel bad again but I want to know.)

  116. Nezumi
    Nezumi
    August 30, 2017 at 7:02 pm | #

    Might I suggest “Stubb Lee Guy?”

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