Dumbing of Age

today in #9chickweedlane i learned alistair and lolly drowned

Dumbing of Age: "Riot police" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic

very into these inconvenient, extremely long and pointy shoes that spread across europe in the 14th century and made everyone so horny and effeminate that the church went full on moral panic mode and a bunch of kings made them illegal!!! also everyone got bunions

WON'T ANYONE LET SUNSTREAKER JERK OFF IN PEACE

Stop calling them 'tweets' already. You're embarrassing yourself. They're called "bluejaculations" here

Weathering the colors a little bit

(july 3, 2026)

Sometimes I forget I have an original Sunstreaker! During Shortpacked! times I was gifted a giant pile of G1 from a fan, and this guy has trouble finding purchase in my memory. The tooling was lost/destroyed decades ago, so he's never been reissued.

we have a proper dental office with scooby doo mystery inc on the monitors

Do the other yellow pages have a gorilla

zohran come to Los Angeles!!!!!!!!!

As I'm working through unemployment stuff, now's a great time to remind folks that I'm very employable! I am seeking full-time comics editorial work (or in a related field), and in the meantime, I am also freelance writing and editing! Hit me up: dmariottewebhost@gmail.com or www.davidmariotte.com

Yesterday and today and probably also tomorrow and the next day in #9ChickweedLane I learned you can fill a whole week of strips with drawing the same two submerged heads kissing

really want to rescore this episode with Sound Mound's "It's Never Too Late (For Now)"

www.ebay.com/itm/23617834... winner never paid and didn't answer any messages, and it's been ten days, so hey, guess what we're relisting

look that was a different Dave Willis, I'm innocent

drew this panel 9 months ago, so if you conceived that night, your baby aughta be born now

Dumbing of Age: "Facetious" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomics #webcomic

We are at 1,205 backers and nearly $35k with 9 days to go!! If we can hit 40k I’ll post more nude RHS characters on here

paint has struck again

"HELLO NEW NEIGHBOR!"

since it's the last day of pride month I figured I'd at least make one thing for it... i now unveil to you my greatest invention: color bars pride flag

btw, the name of my 3d printer:

I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that. The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one. This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.

Printed out a lot of Amber's today, trying to get one the proper size and proportions (to Dorothy and Joyce), finally achieving it, but the glasses broke, so time for attempt 5

Tried printing Amber leaning back, hoping fir a cleaner face, as she's looking down and all the supports wrench up in there. But her soles might not be flat enough to stand this way, so we'll see.

Dumbing of Age: "Any one person" www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/b... #webcomic #webcomics

Important butt support

Celebrating the last hours of Pride Month by posting one of my favorite things, the letter that stands as the first written evidence of “queer” used as a positive, self-ID term, written from Cyril Coeur de Leon aka “The Countess” to Billy Reynolds.

youtu.be/2RgZAYsTi4E?... if anyone wants to see Night Vision Goggles of 21-year-old me pretending to be a spaceship captain to fake mars where they serve duck pizza, boy have i got the video for you