#. Mellow
Dec 17, 2026
#. Doctors
Dec 16, 2026
#. Our parents
Dec 15, 2026
#. Congesting
Dec 14, 2026
#. Deany
Dec 13, 2026
#. Helichopter
Dec 12, 2026
#. Whupwhupwhupwhupwhupwhupwhup
Dec 11, 2026
#. It’s been–
Dec 10, 2026
#. Facilitatin’
Dec 09, 2026
#. Throat
Dec 08, 2026
Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice! This month, we get TONY and SARAH! But no buffoonery.
Check out this strip and the backlog of hundreds of previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every single dang night! You could be reading tomorrow’s strip right now!
Oh no, it’s that time again! I mean, yay, it’s that time again! Book 15: The Kickstarter now has a prelaunch page. That means you can click through above or right here and tap on the “Notify me on launch” button and Kickstarter will let you know when the campaign goes live!
It’ll happen on a Monday! Almost definitely not this very next Monday, but some subsequent Monday. I’m so not ready, mentally. Maybe also not physically. We’ll see. My birthday’s tomorrow. I’m old.
Hey! A week or so ago I sold an obsolete 3D-printed Jennifer figurine I handpainted! Well, here I am again with a 3D-printed hand-painted Sarah figurine! Why am I getting rid of it? Well, I thought mine should be a little tiny bit taller, so I reprinted her at a slightly larger scale and repainted her, but now I have this 5% smaller Sarah that’s surplus to requirements. So she’s getting auctioned.
Like Jennifer, this Sarah is about 6 inches tall, printed out of PLA plastic, and handpainted by me! You can go bid on her. Auction ends in 4 days.
Or, if you have a 3D printer of your own, you can go grab the file for yourself on Cults. I won’t paint it, though!
Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice! This month, folks voted for THE ROSENTHALS! That’s right, Stacy and Richard. You know ’em. And they know each other. Read this bonus strip and hundreds of previous at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Which is definitely the correct Patreon of mine for this particular strip to be on, I swear.
Also, if you pledge up to $5 or more per month, you can read TOMORROW’s strip RIGHT NOW, every day!
That’s right, it’s a sale time! Again! Just plug in the coupon code JOHNNY5 for any order from my online store that’s more than $20, and you’ll get 20% off your order! The sale is from from now until my birthday, which is April 3. And the sale is definitely about only my birthday, and not at all about an expensive Short Circuit 40th anniversary Johnny 5 replica model I just purchased.
If you’ve been paying attention to me on Bluesky, (in between avalanches of Transformers posts) I’ve been relearning 3D modeling by rendering my characters in Blender and 3D-printing them and painting them! And I’ve started reworking older models as I’ve upped my skill level and… realizing I have a few extra painted figurines that I don’t want to display anymore but also don’t want to throw away! And so I’m gonna start selling ’em.
Starting with Jennifer! She’s nearly 6 inches tall (apparently I’ve whiffed on doing these precisely in 6″ scale), she’s printed out of PLA plastic, and she’s been hand-painted by me. And I guess you can bid on her. Jennifer’s auction ends in 6 days.
oh also i should probably mention that if you have a 3d printer you can just grab the file yourself, but i will not handpaint it for you
Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice! This month, we get ADDITIONAL SIERRA! And some Dorothy. Check out this strip and the backlog of hundreds of previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every single dang night! You could be reading tomorrow’s strip right now!
Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice! This month, folks voted for SIERRA! And it’s just in time! or is it Read this bonus strip and hundreds of previous at the Dumbing of Age Patreon!
Also, if you pledge up to $5 or more per month, you can read TOMORROW’s strip RIGHT NOW, every day!
It’s a sale! Suddenly! Yep, just repeating the topic of the post now: Until the end of February, use code DORPY in the online store for 15% off orders more than $20!
Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice! This month, we see how AMBER got from A to Z! Check out this strip and the backlog of hundreds of previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon! Also, if you pledge $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every single dang night! You could be reading tomorrow’s strip right now!
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