Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice! This month, folks voted for THE BOUNCER, who stopped all the other nominations at the door. Read this bonus strip and hundreds of previous at the Dumbing of Age Patreon!
Also, if you pledge up to $5 or more per month, you can read TOMORROW’s strip RIGHT NOW, every day!
We’re halfway through the Dumbing of Age Book 13 Kickstarter! Here’s a surprise magnet tier reveal: it’s JOE! He’ll be a 2″x5″ magnet, and if you pledge for the JOE MAGNET tier, he’ll be slid into your copy of Book 13 along with your free Lucy magnet.
If you’ve pledged for either the PICK THREE MAGNETS or PICK FIVE MAGNETS tiers, he’s now eligible to choose! And of course he’s added to your pile if you’ve gone in for COMPLETE MAGNET POWER!
Next up is still the HALLOWEEN BECKY MAGNET tier! She unlocks at $45K, which isn’t too far away right now.
We’ve hit $40k! And as marked and promised, we’ve got new LAUNDRY JOYCE, LAUNDRY DOROTHY, and… LAUNDRY JOYCE AND DOROTHY MAGNET tiers! Pledge for just one! Pledge for just the other! Pledge for both together! (why one and not the other, really)
They’re each 2″x4″ and demand a home on your refrigerator. Want three magnets of your choice (plus the free Lucy magnet) from this Kickstarter? Pledge for the PICK THREE MAGNETS tier! Want five magnets of your choice (plus the free Lucy magnet) from this Kickstarter? Pledge for… yes, PICK FIVE MAGNETS, that’s the tier, it’s in the name.
and now that there’s more than five non-lucy magnets, that tier finally makes sense
Want them all? Well, that’s what we’ve got COMPLETE MAGNET POWER tiers for.
Next up: SOMEBODY™ at $45k!
I’m just trying to narrow it down to who’s next, is all.
It’s that time again! It’s… $37,944 o’clock! This Kickstarter campaign’s sixth magnet is SAL! Just regular ol’ kick-ass SAL! She’s gonna be about 2″x4″ and you can have her tucked inside your book (along with your free Lucy magnet) if you pledge for the SAL MAGNET tier!
You can also decide to choose her amongst your curated selection of magnets if you go in for either the PICK THREE or PICK FIVE MAGNETs tiers, and of course she’s included if you go all-in for COMPLETE MAGNET POWER!
Next up at $40K, we unlock LAUNDRY DOROTHY and LAUNDRY JOYCE! And there’s probably…. four other magnets past them, at some point. WE’LL SEE.
Dumbing of Age Book 13 Kickstarter update!It’s true! We’ve passed $35K, so if you pledge for any tier that involves you getting mailed something (basically everything except the DIGITAL ONLY tiers), you now get a FREE LUCY MAGNET! I’ll tuck that magnet right into your Book 13 or stamped envelope!
If you pledge only for a PDF, my apologies, but I can’t fit a magnet in there. Everyone else, though! They’ll get one.
SURPRISE MAGNET REVEAL!:
Let’s welcome the HALLOWEEN DINA MAGNET to the Dumbing of Age Book 13 Kickstarter! It’s a massive 4″x5″! Pledge for the HALLOWEEN DINA tier and get it with your signed/doodled-in Book 13!
Or, y’know, pledge for COMPLETE MAGNET POWER and automatically get every magnet unlocked by this Kickstarter campaign.
Next up: weekend comic strip updates renew at $30k! That’s in just a few hundred. We can probably get there. Probably.
The Dumbing of Age Book 13 Kickstarter has blown past $25K, despite the moon eating and then pooping the sun, and that means we’ve both funded and reached our first stretch goal! There’s now a DERBY AMAZI-GIRL MAGNET tier, and that gets you a 3″x4″ character magnet plus a signed Book 13!
And don’t worry if you’ve missed the four previous derby magnets: DERBY CARLA, DERBY MALAYA, DERBY SAL, and DERBY MARCIE. There’s a tier that lets you catch up and assemble the whole team! Plege for the DERBY TEAM MAGNET COMBO to get this year’s Derby Amazi-Girl magnet plus the four derby magnets from previous Kickstarters.
Next up: renewing WEEKEND COMIC STRIP UPDATES for another year at $30k! And maybe there might be a surprise magnet tier bursting onto the scene, who knows. Check your nearby cups of water.
My Peer Group’s Smoochy Chart Is Basically Now An Ouroboros will collect “Year Thirteen,” spanning the four storylines that start on August 22, 2022, and complete on August 15, 2023. This includes new commentary, behind-the-scenes artwork, and new character designs into a 218-page tome with luxurious glossy paper all bound up into a sturdy, full-color presentation. They’re fancy! Includes new commentary, behind-the-scenes artwork, and new character designs into a 218-page tome with luxurious glossy paper all bound up into a sturdy, full-color presentation. There’s 24 new Patreon bonus strips collected! And, as always, there’s a buncha character magnets you can grab along the way.
Two character magnets you can pledge for right off the bat, and this year they’re CARLA and CHARLIE! Get just Carla+Book! Get just Charlie+Book! Get both Carla and Charlie+Book! All things are possible. And if/when we reach $35K, we unlock LUCY FOR EVERYBODY! huzzah I know, I know, this is all according to script, you get it. But I gotta say it anyway.
Here’s to 30 days of me being on an adrenaline high as I run this thing. Phew!
Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice! This month, DINA… came in fifth, after a bunch of nominations for folks that I keep strongly hinting are currently ineligible, but YAY DINA, DINA WINS! HERE’S A STRIP ABOUT DINA! Read this bonus strip and hundreds of previous at the Dumbing of Age Patreon!
Also, if you pledge up to $5 or more per month, you can read TOMORROW’s strip RIGHT NOW, every day!
Every month at the Dumbing of Age Patreon there’s two new exclusive bonus strips — one that patrons get to vote on, and another that’s my choice! JOYCE BEGINS: it’s the earliest of possible Joyce moments??? Sure. Check out this strip and the backlog of hundreds of previous bonus strips at the Dumbing of Age Patreon!
Also, if you pledge $5 or more per month, you can read tomorrow’s strip a full day-and-five-minutes early, every single dang night! You’d be reading tomorrow’s strip right now.
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