Dumbing of Age

The final unlock of the Dumbing of Age Book 13 Kickstarter gives us a JENNIFER magnet, with just 9 hours left to go!  That’s a total of thirteen magnets this year, so that COMPLETE MAGNET POWER tier is looking better than ever!

If you want just Jennifer’s magnet, you can pledge at her tier.  If you want her and a few other magnets, there’s the PICK THREE and PICK FIVE MAGNETS tiers!  And, of course, again, there’s COMPLETE MAGNET POWER!

That’s all we’ve got!  Lock in your final choices.  This Kickstarter ends tonight at 11:45pm Eastern!

It’s $46,521 o’clock over at the Dumbing of Age Book 13 Kickstarter!  Which means it’s time for a SURPRISE SAYID MAGNET reveal!  This 2″x4.5″ music major dude can be bundled along with your book now with the SAYID MAGNET tier!  Or: choose him and some other magnets at the PICK THREE or PICK FIVE MAGNETS tiers!  OR or: COMPLETE MAGNET POWER, baby.  You know you want it.

At $50K, we’ll unlock the LYLE MAGNET tier!  (That’s Lucy’s brother.)  That rounds out the usual 12 magnets, but what if I told you there could be a 13th magnet?  WELL IT’S TRUE, if we get to $55K, there’ll be a new JENNIFER MAGNET!  Hot dang!

CAN WE GET THERE?  Just one week remaining!  Pledge today!

We’re halfway through the Dumbing of Age Book 13 Kickstarter!  Here’s a surprise magnet tier reveal:  it’s JOE!  He’ll be a 2″x5″ magnet, and if you pledge for the JOE MAGNET tier, he’ll be slid into your  copy of Book 13 along with your free Lucy magnet.

If you’ve pledged for either the PICK THREE MAGNETS or PICK FIVE MAGNETS tiers, he’s now eligible to choose!  And of course he’s added to your pile if you’ve gone in for COMPLETE MAGNET POWER!

Next up is still the HALLOWEEN BECKY MAGNET tier!  She unlocks at $45K, which isn’t too far away right now.

SURPRISE SAL MAGNET

It’s that time again!  It’s… $37,944 o’clock!  This Kickstarter campaign’s sixth magnet is SAL!  Just regular ol’ kick-ass SAL!  She’s gonna be about 2″x4″ and you can have her tucked inside your book (along with your free Lucy magnet) if you pledge for the SAL MAGNET tier!

You can also decide to choose her amongst your curated selection of magnets if you go in for either the PICK THREE or PICK FIVE MAGNETs tiers, and of course she’s included if you go all-in for COMPLETE MAGNET POWER!

Next up at $40K, we unlock LAUNDRY DOROTHY and LAUNDRY JOYCE!  And there’s probably…. four other magnets past them, at some point.  WE’LL SEE.

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SURPRISE MAGNET REVEAL!:

Let’s welcome the HALLOWEEN DINA MAGNET to the Dumbing of Age Book 13 Kickstarter! It’s a massive 4″x5″! Pledge for the HALLOWEEN DINA tier and get it with your signed/doodled-in Book 13!

Or, y’know, pledge for COMPLETE MAGNET POWER and automatically get every magnet unlocked by this Kickstarter campaign.

Next up: weekend comic strip updates renew at $30k! That’s in just a few hundred. We can probably get there. Probably.

Pledge today!