But does it go into explicit detail about the fuckin’ like Solomon does? I haven’t actually read all of Ezekiel, but you just mentioned one chapter. SoS is a whole book about bangin’.
Again, it’s about monogamous sexual love. DoA Joyce wouldn’t consider that dirty, no matter how much of the book was full of it.
Ezekiel 23 is a metaphorical story about two sisters who seek anonymous sex with multinational gross dudes. It uses colorful language to describe the quality of these dudes’ semen.
So, yes. I have paid attention to the Song of Solomon. Everyone who’s even heard of the Bible knows about the Song of Solomon. It’s not the dirtiest thing in the Bible. It’s not even A dirty thing in the Bible. It’s a husband talking about how much he loves his wife, in physical terms. So, yes, it’s dirty if you think married sex is dirty. Joyce doesn’t, but I guess you do?
Personally, I’ve always had a love/hate thing going with Genesis 19: 30-36. It’s where Lot’s daughters got him drunk to impregnate them because they thought that he was the last man on Earth. I’ve always felt weird about those verses.
My 1yr old son is named Ezekiel… particularly because the book of Ezekiel was so wierd. We wanted something biblical without going for “John, mark, james, etc”
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She does know she is dress as a pagan, right?
“Pagan?” St. Nicholas is an actual Catholic saint and is the main source (with other sources) of the Santa Claus legend.
A more pertinent question is whether she knows she’s dressing as a Catholic.
Joyce is kind of young. We try not to secularize her.
You are my favorites.
I try, Willis. ::dons blood diamond tiara::
*Backstabs Vic! Perfecto for buying blood diamonds*
To spare me further stabbings:
http://cricridb.tumblr.com/post/3363958555/annie-what-does-it-mean-pierce-what-you-mean
(since apparently this is like, the one Community clip that HASN’T been uploaded as a video)
Aren’t elves magical, ungodly creatures? Hmm…
Um. Could we please get this on cards in your store? To actually send out for next Christmas? I would purchase!
I was thinking about it! I probably will.
Heh. Ezekiel. Right.
Someone hasn’t paid attention to the Song of Solomon 😀
I was just wondering what Joyce would think of the Song of Solomon XD
Dude, Song of Solomon is about loving monogamy!
Ezekiel 23 is about gang-banging prostitutes.
But does it go into explicit detail about the fuckin’ like Solomon does? I haven’t actually read all of Ezekiel, but you just mentioned one chapter. SoS is a whole book about bangin’.
Again, it’s about monogamous sexual love. DoA Joyce wouldn’t consider that dirty, no matter how much of the book was full of it.
Ezekiel 23 is a metaphorical story about two sisters who seek anonymous sex with multinational gross dudes. It uses colorful language to describe the quality of these dudes’ semen.
So, yes. I have paid attention to the Song of Solomon. Everyone who’s even heard of the Bible knows about the Song of Solomon. It’s not the dirtiest thing in the Bible. It’s not even A dirty thing in the Bible. It’s a husband talking about how much he loves his wife, in physical terms. So, yes, it’s dirty if you think married sex is dirty. Joyce doesn’t, but I guess you do?
Barney Stimson agrees with Jetstream…
ONE of his wives, anyway. ;~)
Ehhhh, Song of Solomon wasn’t actually written by Solomon. 🙂 (Though Joyce probably believes it is.)
Personally, I’ve always had a love/hate thing going with Genesis 19: 30-36. It’s where Lot’s daughters got him drunk to impregnate them because they thought that he was the last man on Earth. I’ve always felt weird about those verses.
Yeah, that story kind of goes pretty far out of its way to imply that Lot’s line of people are all inbred. It’s a pretty long walk.
Joyce exposing some bare shoulder to celebrate the birth of our Lord!? Now I’ve seen it all!
Actually, you have not seen it all. Far from it. You’d probably have to resort to fanart for that.
I appreciate the subtle implications of your avatar for this comment, btw.
Fanart doesn’t really do it for me like when the official artist does it.
Oddly enough until very recently my Gravatar was Roz.
at least she isn’t showing off her navel.
My 1yr old son is named Ezekiel… particularly because the book of Ezekiel was so wierd. We wanted something biblical without going for “John, mark, james, etc”
Ohh very nice! Looks kind of Bruce Timmy